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fanks, upfi, foar teh conga-rats. lyantha adn chuckles — conga rats tuyutu! shal wii sip a choclit martooney az we dans tugefurr tu teh ty booteek? (aftr dat, ai’z curlin up foar lawng nap — i gotsta beeing awaik foar teh par-tay…) snorgz tu all…
Sownds nommy! An Ai needz a nap, too.
oar beddur jes stawps drivin!
congarats calicocoa
May ai pleez hang this hang this very important nounce mint awn yur verree nice Nawt Second, calicocoa?? Thanks!
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BURFDAY PARTY 
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Ta rah ta ta rah ta ta rah ta ta TAAAAHH!!
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMINT
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cweenmj and JCH4K an teh proprietors ov CHEEZ & NOM
most cordiallee invite AWL DWELLERS OF CHEEZLAND AND LURKERS, too!
TO A
Today, Purrsday, teh 26th Day of Febrooairy
im honor ov our beloved
ANNIPUSS, aka “Fast Fingurs Anni”
(hoom we awl sware to purrrtek an defend to teh deth if rekwired!)
Teh festibbittehs will begin at the beginning ov teh THURD pichoor.
6AM ICHC time/5PM TTI/6 PM Yurp/Noon EST/11AM CST/10AM MST & 9AM PST
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Caek an deelishus & nootrishes finger fuds will be provide bai CHEEZ.
Drinks az usual awn teh haus (ladders will bee provided)
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Princess Mu, Maus, Leeza an teh NNYGBB awl say ‘BE THER OAR BE SKWARE!’
An if yu r skwared, tehn no pi fur yu!
ohai Janet, dont know u saw, but somebuddy wanted to add that it’s catsrme’s burfday today too! I finkso it was Jamama?
*ponders*
*gives up*
*pokes Leeza*
Yu iz spost tu be heer? Aifink nawt! Yu iz spost tu be duing teh wurks! *luks sturn*
PARTAY FUR CATSARME TOO!!!
NOES! Ai can has no middlol fingur!
curse my lack of opposable … oh wait, that’z my thumbs. never mind.
‘Horn borked, watch fer finger’
Kitteh haz rode rage!
Kitteh haz rode rage!
Conga rats, my dear frends in teh brayde! U can awl hip, skip, drive to teh ty bootique. And pweeze cum back to sillybrate ur nawt-sekkung and … wait for it…
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teh burfdays of ANNIPUSS and CATZRME!
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YAY!!! Happi burfday, dear annipuss and catzrme and many happy returns of the day!
ANNIPUSS and CATZRME Burfdays!!!! Iz partee nowz??????
OooooooooooOOOOOooOOOOO!!!!
Happi Happi Happi Naut-Sekkkund-Anny-Furrr-Sariez Annipuss and Catzrme!!1!!!!!!!!11!
*singz*
Happi Purrrrzdey tuu yuuuu,
Happi Purrrrzdey tuu yuuuu,
Happi PURRRRZEY *tawp See leedlol flat foar flattereh* deer Cheeezfrenzzzz,
Happi Purrrrzdey tuu yuuuu!!!!1!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Annipuss and Catzrme}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}0
No, partay be at teh THURD LOL, dat’ll be 5pm TTI time, k?
Oh noes! Ai noes kan beh heer den! Ai wall wish yew da happitayl birfdais, Annipuss and Catrme, an wish yew da berry best ub yeers yew hab had sew far. Ai wud beh heer tew sillibrate iffn ai cud, but ai has elebentee sebenth graders and skewl lexur tewdai, nawt tew menshun snoes as hiiiiiiii as an jeraffs ash…
Dat iz nawt gud noos…
Ai haz meetin, ai iz 2 bizee ai nawt bin in cheezwurld much uv lait adn hav a big sad ai miss teh partay.
Ai will put speshul msg awn LOL b4, if dey nawt c dis msg, can u tell dem 2 luk 4 meh?
Fankoooooooo
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Ai won’t be hear maiself, CatsMutha, but ai hopes Phillipe d’Beaker or JanetCanHas4Kittehs will tell annipuss when she gets here 4 teh partee. Plus, ai fink Annipuss will be reading dese LOLs latur today, so awl our gud wishes will reach deir destinashun! *waves oh hai to Annipuss and Catzrme and awl peeps who can has burfday today*
Ai won’t be heer eeder, butt (hee hee) ai wanna wish a beery happitayl birfday to bofe Annipuss an Catzrme, an menny happitayl returnses too.
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Hoep teh partee is teh bestest! Woo hoo!
Um, dat shood be a “berry” happytail birfday. Beer opshunal, aifinkso.
OHAI, yoo sadlee bizzee guise!
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Ai am so soree tath yoo cannawt come to teh akchool partee. *sigh* It iz SOOO hard to plan a partay where awl, scattered about yhe urth as we ar, can bee there.
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But! *brrightens ala Pd”B* PLEEZ remembrr that this iz syburspayce, an in thee Oree, teh partay, wunce begun, will go awn furebber!
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Ai will tell Annipuss fur shur to luk heer fur yur greetings! But yoo can awlso bring hur prezzies n stuff much layter. She will know to go an luk!
yes, conga rats to the speedy threesome. And the HAPPY BIRFDAYS also. Yep.
I heer dat! Bedder let da kitteh dribe.
AI SED: tew cheezburger de looks, 3 curlee frais, 1 diet coke and 1 choklit milk – dun maek me sai eet AGIN!!!!!1!
LOL
An peeples luk at meh funni when Iz shout dat. Huh.
I lubs these ‘kitteh inna car’ foetoes, they alweys bring owt the best trolls! I lykes the wuns who say “NEBBER dribe wif a kitteh loose inna car he cood git unner de petals and cawse a crash, Ise a twained pet aerobics tech instructer so I noes more abowt kittehs den yo duz an peeps who lubs thare kittehs wud nebber do dis”. Them silly trolls git awl werked up and prolly red inna face an I lykes to poke dem a liddlol to see if I git that forehed vein to vizibly throb.
Judson! Is u a brutha to EbilMaus? U sertainlee tuk a paige out of his textbuk, aifinkso.
Gud afternoon Upfi. I fink is important to be well rounded so I has werked hard to overcome the burden of always being a kind, caring, considerate, and alweys pleasant fellow by developing sum ebil characteristics, shoking I noes but I kin be ebil if I hafta.
Ai iz glad 2 hear it! Nuffink laik a gud awl-rounder, aifinkso!
Ah yes, the vet-tech/aerobics-instructor troll who railed at us over last year’s “Which pedal makes us not go to the vet” lol
heh…good times
Whair yu gettid lysins, ckakur-jak boks!?!?!?
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Ai will be atta party, but ai gunna say nao tu:
Happeh-happeh-happeh Birfday Annipuss an Catzrme!!!!!
*frows nommabul frootee candee comfettis arown*
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er, a crakur-jak boks, eben
“This is just a two-bit ring from a Cracker Back Jox”
Ohai Maus! I dunno whevver the lack of acknowligmnt of your Nick Danger ref means that nobody picked it up, er that evvrybody picked it up and assumed all the others did too: but anyway, we ‘preciate it! FST ref FTW!
‘Thass rite nancy…’
backseat driver kitteh
U rn’t listnen Marti.. ai sed next lef turn DEN raiht.. did u listn? noes.. nows we gotz ta turns arount..
*mutturs unner bref*
ratzenfratzen ethiks class… *mumblol* stoopy essay… *muttur mumblol* zoo aminlols… *muttur grumblol*
{{{prsysma-kitteh}}}
You sound as iffn u needs a hug. Come, let me wrap mai feelers around you. There, there. *Upfi pats p-k’s back*
You can do it! We awl beliebs in u. K?
*snugglols intu teh feelers an purrs softlee*
{{{{{upfi}}}}}
Fanks, upfi. Ai know iz spost tu get peeps finking bowt bof sides uv aminlol effiks ishoos, but ai duz taht ebreeday, an gots bedderer fings tu du tehn reesurch just so ai can has bibliograffee. So iz maeking me haz a grumpee.
is dat ricky gervais?
i don’t think so! that guy’s hot! (the one in the photo, not ricky gervais)
Iz rlly gud thing I’m alone in da office right nao . . . I laffed a little too hard!
Teh driver ov teh other car is Toonces.
Talk about a pet looking like its owner.
AOWCH! Kitteh an purrson needz anti-roderaij muzik, qwik!!!
oh hai! iz noob herez, but been practizin lotz so i can speak the langage and i read the kitteh speakz evbryday.
this hoomans iz like mai huzband so kitteh must knowz him
Priceless
my lane is the NO CATS ALLOWED LANE!