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Con cat ulatiions, oh maus. Izzit thyme for Ohai Te?
Soitenny!
*peru sez da menu*
Any otter speshuls for Daye afftah Mardi Gras?
Lesse… sum smoked trout tea sammies, sum caviar on blini, an sun black forest cake. OK?
*wundres wots on menu fr gatorz*
Troll etouffee, of course!
Du yuze hab ani crumpits, oar kendal mint cayk?
♫ ♫ ♫
I’ve gawt nasty habits,
I take my tea at three….
♫ ♫ ♫
*adds sum catnip tu teh tea*
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Iffen it wazunt hi bifoar…
now whaer’s dat goggee…
*ornj kitteh getz in driber seat*
skreeeeeeeeeeeeeech’s doon JCH41K blvd at warp elebentee
*upfi, stunn’d, watches da big yeller bus dribe off*
HAY!! dat’z MY big yeller bus! Cat be short fur caterpillar!!!!
*shakes feelers frantically at da kitteh, when…
A gaggle 0 goggies,
Bursting outta da goggiee pound,
Chase the Cat in da Cat.
Den…
Fiyre trukz flee deh seen
Giraffez joyn in deh chaze
Hampering deh
I….
Oh, noez!!1 I fergot deh E.
Elebenty
Fiyre trukzflee deh seen
Giraffez joyn in deh chaze
Hampering deh
I….
important goings on furder doon da fred.
Just a doggone minit!
Insists da fyremins…
Everybody on JCH41k wach teh
Fun in amazemint teh
Goggees are going
Happilee,
in tipical goggieness, roundnroundnround da
JCH41k roundabout
LOL!
M…
Mens on da fyretruks
Notice da jiraaffs
Oh noes, dey say!
Peeps, we need halp to
Quiklee
Round uup dem giraffz!!!
S…
So, da cween 0 cheezland, in
Tipikal royal style…
takes her tyme (*ahem*, cue da cween, is yer tern)
umm, meean while
voles, aksidentally import’d frum DS9
were invading da Ty Booteek adn
Xcavating a tunnlol to
Yuse to access da Twilight
Zoan…
to be contimewed?
sry… I hadda RL moment…… I b bak agin….. I think….. mebbee it b nap tieyme now….
underhanz a beeg net to da fyremens
Verily allowin dems to
Win da dai buy nettin da
Xtra jirrafs and puttin dem in da
Yellow CAT bus wit da
Zebras dat wuz alredy der!
ooopies .. I dinnint no onlee cween wuz sposta do did wun …. *hides mii facee**
not to wrurries! join da fun!
the moar, teh mary er. TTFN gotta go twerk…
And, meanwhile,
Back at teh ranch,
Cowboys…
Cowbois!!! wear da Cowbois???
I likee Cowbois… mii finks dey bee as cyoot as or bedderer dan fyremens … altho fyremens ar berry cyootee too!
*runs in waring cowboi hat and carrying a lasso*
ware r they?
ifink dey is hindin behind dat der barrel ober der. See it! lets bee sneaky, your go rite, ii goes leftee and we grabs dem in the middle — redy?
no, we just gots to put out some bait.
*puts hurself out there*
*wif ranch beens*
Roasted skwrrl wif beens — yeo coybois shood like dat
hmmm mite wurk — you be da bait, I git da coybois — good plan SG!
ohhh SG??? Kin I borroz ur lasso??? Yu no, ta kitch da coyboiz — no worriez Iz will share dem wif yu ….
ppfft!
u talk of roasting meh.. and then want to borry my lasso?
noooo …. you mees udderstan .. jest mak u look roasted… u sed u bee bait … Unless — I see u genius naw … you be da LIVE bait, inna tinee widdle outfit and bee holding da beenz!! Oooooo…dat a beddar idee fur catchin da cowbois
*wispers*
I’z not reely a skwirrl.
But teh teenie little outfit show u that.
*wispers* ohhh.. sorree, butt (hee) you iz reely a grrrl? rite? Ok wii hz a plan, lets git den cowbois!
Hay, can yoo guize catch wun fur mii! Prettee plz? Maybe a tall wun wif teh sideburns?
Hao abaot Tom Selleck as a cowboy from wun ov his moobies? Wud dat doo?
Gud luk wif ba cowbois — I hasta go ketch mii a twain and go homz!
*pawnders why*
*sumwun wuld throw a twain at Elsa_Mama*
~shrugs~
*confuzzled*
I thot u threw Mama FRUM teh train.
.
Anyways…I wud prefer Brad Pitt from Thelma and Looeeze.
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DK!
*HEDBONKS*
did u see teh message I lefted u?
*confuzzled also*
Elsa_Mana haz tew catch Mama?!?
Ono, sweetpea. Cat standz fur eggzacklii wat it saounz lyke. C-A-T. Fee-lyne va-rye-it-tee. CATS iz fur Cats. Naow yunoez.
U get ur own.
Wuteber ai see iz also myne.
also whuteber is Urs is also mine
It awl belongs tew me!!!elbenty!!!
Eben awl yor base. sawry sumwun had tew dew it
Adn wii b sry it had tu b u…
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…. ooooo …. a song q!!!
.
♫♪
Y due I due, just az u say
Y must I just, gib u ur way
Y due I siy, y don’t I try tu fergit
♫♪
It must hab ben
Taht sumthing luverz kawl fate
Kept mii saying: “I haz tu wayt”
I saw dem awl,
Just kudn’t fawl til wii met
♫♪
It had tu b u, It had tu b u
Iwandered arownd adn finally fown
Deh sumbuddy hoo
Kud make mii b troo,
Adn kud make mii b bloo
Adn eben b glad, just tu b sad
Thinking uv yoo.
♫♪
Sum uzzerz I’b seen,
mite neber b meen
mite neber b kross,
Oar try tu b boss
But dey wudn’t dew
Fur nobuddy elz, gave mii a thrill
Wif awl ur fawltz, I
Lub u still
It had tu b u, wunnerful u
It had tu b u!!!
♫♪
~swoon~
oh nose!!! Mor ub da swoonin!!! Roll in da swoomin couch!! Bwing in da smelly salts – da skunky smell shud wurk, yep ifinkso!
Ifink we needz to set up a new safety commiitteh == to rebibe da swooners, lik the CCC fur da splorters!!
Dat b a grate idea…. deh Swoonerz Aid adn Recubbery Vehiklol!!!
eet weel have a port a bull swoonin couch and a hole bunch ub smelly salts to hep da swooners bee rebibed. what else it needz?
Wut to call it? Da SAABV???
I finking it will needing deh reviving likwid refreshmintz…. fur medisinlol porpoises and kumforting nomz…. adn a fyreman/fyrewimmin oar tew fur rendering deh nawt sekkund aid…… and mebbee sum fanz fur wafting deh refreshing airz.
And it needz a berry gud, LAWD sireen…. hmmm… not sure wut da sireen shud soundz lik????
Butt (O) wait — wut iffin da fyremens/wimmins jest make da swooners swoon agin?? It could be da swoom dat nebber ends! & just go on & on, mii frends!!
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mebbe wii kud haz deh fyremen/fyrewimminz in deh biohazard sootz so dehy not b sew swoon werthy.
Yesh Yesh. Iz gud ideer aifinkso.
Jes az long az dey iz nawt wearing the flannul peejays.
Oh, but, NC66… teh flannel pjs wud be sooo comfurting fur teh recobering swooners….
Comfurting? Nawt eggzactly.
Stimulating? Shirley. (fur meh N-E-way)
I can has neber ending swoon?
*pondurs what wud happin if we putted NC66 IN flannel peejays*
Prollee sum kind uv quantum.
oh, aifinkso it defimatelee needz sum YNGs to wayve larj palm leef fans at teh swoonerz…
Izzat nawt lyk habing ultra-kyoot kittehs duing splort recobery?
I thot Ur nayme wuz kitteh?
Kitteh iz teh nawt sekkund nayme. Cat iz teh last nayme, aifinkso.
Kitteh Cat. *nods*
Ai fot kitteh’s nawt sekkund nayme wuz Here…
as in… ♪ Here Kitteh Kitteh ♪
iz nawt spelled rite tho… stoopy hoomins… shud bee spellt,
EMPEROR UV TEH WIRLD
Luuks lyke kitteh uzed teh tip ov hiz tayle tew paynt taht aw tehre, nawt shure taht cowntz!
*runs tew bank an starts payntin hur naim awn teh saks uv munnees, jus in caise it duz cownt*
luuks kinda lyke mai Sam-Sam (over brij naow)… an he had floofy white tip uv tail too lyke tihs kitteh. ai cut off a lock uv it to keep, becuz altho hee wuz verrree proud uv hiz floof, ai knew hee wud nawt mynd ennymoar.
An Iz will run yur buttz downe wif it…if yu dun gimme a cheezburgey rait now.
an maybee eben iffen u dew!
Yah, but you dun saayy dat. Den dey runz away all skreemin laik.
Furst get teh cheezburger, tehn runz tehm dowen.
Tehn mebbe say “Oops. Sorry.”
And den tak der cheezeburger too .. bee cuz, weel, dey no needz it no more — dey iz runneded ober!
Xactly!
Rite! *nodsnods* mhmmm *nodhedagin*
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R MINES
HAZ MAH NAMES ON EET
color-skeme kitteh matches teh bus
So it haz tu beelon tu kitteh.
Iz it a nom? A big, hooooge nom?
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NNN
NNN
NNN
NNN
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OOOOOOO
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OOOOOOO
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MMMM
MMMM
MM
MM
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(sownd ob teef braking)
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Nope, wozn’t a nom.
Reminds me of one of the tom and jerry episodes…
*rayces rownd in lawts ob pointless circles, tripping ober curtains, cawzing fings tu fawl ober, hitting teh flaw wib what is now a bery dented frying pan, az a toy mowsie speeds by*
what a beeeeyoootimus orinj kitteh!!!
wif tihs device
i bild werlds largest cheezburgur
EGGGSTRA!!!! EGGGSTRAAA!!!!! Weed awl abutt it!!!
Mew studee on da diet stuff findz surprize Wweesults!!
To Loose da wait dat is stucked on you yous haz to bee eeetin less fuds and doin more uv da exermacizin!!!
Whooo whooo … good ting dey spent monee on dat studeee….
So cheeze peeps iffin we all eet less adn dans dans dans more (ceptin cheeselands foods o curse) dem all our stuck waits will come looose and fall off!!! yea!!!
adn ai fot dems nebber wud fiend owt… ^^
*dans dans danses awround*
*snikker*
How menny munniez did dis taek? Dey kud haz givvin teh munniez to enny uv us & we kud haz told dem…
We wuz mockin teh gnuz pplz last nite wen dey wuz reveelin this preeveeyusslee un-noed ideeyuh.
OMG…. I misst dat on deh nooz… Fank CC fur deh Cheezpeepz tu telling mii dis.. Otterwize I wudda kuntinued on in igner rinse.
Orinjeepuss’ name iz cat? Himz hyoomins nawt berry imaginative.
ai agreeee
Ai fink ai can fink ob sum better fings tew cawl himz.
Almighty Apricoty
Bit-o-honey
Carrottawpbottomandawlober
…
Daynjurfloof
Exaltedwun
Floofmuffin
G…
Ginger-oragne muffin
Honey Dude
Intensifyin Yeller guy
J…
Garfield!
Holy molly
Ickly diddykins
Jerrymanderer
K…
Kitteh-pooh!
Lubblee floof
Miteee Manfred
Nipalishus
Orinj poof ball
P…
Pumpkin (or Pun’kin)
Quincy
Ragamuffin
Skimbleshanks
T…
Truly orange
Unimaginably orange
Very very orange and floofy
W…
Nightshade! I lubs your icon. =)
Fanks!
orange cat’s organge cat’s.
thats a stingy cat
Dat wooks my mai kitteh. *Looks around* Kitteh? Where is u?
He b taking over deh whirrld.
When he is kings of deh whirrld, he will brings home the chezzyburgers and I no work anymores. I like dis plan. It are pleasing me.
Well, except that you will still have to work. Opening his gooshyfood cans and cleaning his litterbox and all that.
Mah cat does not much have the loves of the litterboxes. He does not have the loves of them at all. But gooshyfood, I think I can handle. Mmm, gooshyfood. XD
Possessive kitteh….is actually right?
shopp’d, look at the shadow the cat casts on the CAT
WRONG! The Caterpillar logo has a dark triangle right under the “A.” (Google it and see.)
I dunt thinking so…. I think it b deh way deh logo b made wif a trianglol under deh A.
shop.cat.com/CGI-BIN/LANSAWEB?WEBEVENT+L102D2A7026908002BD06076+M37+ENG
heythere everyone wats going on
hi raindrop!! don’t forgit to say happy burfday to annipuss today!
huh, a ten ton dozer er a 15 pound kitteh, who you betting on?
Teh kitteh. It haz righteous indignation on its side.
I VOTE KITTEH lol
Happie birfiday Annipuss *gives new buddie big floofy hug*
Fank u Raindrop ((((((((((Raindrop))))))))
Simply LOL
oooohhh!! AI jus luff teh orinj wuns…I takes dis big boy homz fur mai own and ai hugs him n lubz him n callz him gorje
den relizes dat Annipuss not be hur now an goes to corner an cry in ‘barassment
Ai’m neerlee awlwaiz heer! Ai cum an go tho, so mai nawt riplie strate awai!
Awww. Duzn’t crying, raindrop!! Dis b Cheezland…. Annipuss b shur tu seeing ur gud wishes sooner oar later.
I haz old-timerz diz eeze. So Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
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I dun’t noez if i haz metted u b4.
* handz Raindrop a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!!
See! she showinged up awlreddy!!
lol no alkyhol in mines pleez
oh and if your qween mj i’m princess mj because my real starts wif those two 
oh and i meant real name
i sended u a frend rekwest, raindrop.
hey look u is hur
*feels better* i not see any of ur comments befo lol
*pssst…. if u klikkz on deh “reply to this comment” thingy, ur comment will nesting under deh wun u b talking tu. Helpz peepz noe hoo yoo b tawking tu.
Ai wuz kep bizzee anserin awl teh lubblee fings peepl sed awn teh fred b4 dis wun, so caem laet 2 dis wun.
NICE!
so why does pplz put tons of little ((((((())))))) like this aroun’ ur name sumtimes?
Dat b a hug. u kin uze deh () oar deh {} oar deh [].
{{{raindrop}}}
YEA i’z been huggd twice today
Happytail birfdai Anni!
Ai sawry ai missed yor partee
~gibs anni sum custom fitted armor plated hugz~
[[[[[[[anni]]]]]]]
An heerz uh matching shiney metal gauntlet
tew use wen yew wanna challenge sumwun tew uh duel
Fanks nc66
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!************** ! *makes Annipus slightly lopsided
! ! cheezburger flavured cake :*
!______________ !dis be why i not talkin’ so much, took a while lol
Dat’s lubblee, fanks
oh noes that turned out way different den wat i just saw whn i typed it oh well cat is cake …
WP likes to eet spaces!
bye everybodies gots ta go CYA later ((((EVERYONE))))
I wundurz iffen weirdpretzel lets me uze html tagsGoody! It duz! Naw... I wunner if dis tag lets me hab lawts ob spaces.....
(Ay’m surrownding der spaces wib >code< adn >/code<)
Nopes. WP eets dowz spayces tu!
Damn yu weirdpretzil!
I’ze will gets yu neggesesest thyme!
replace spaces with
From here to here
Me finks mehbee orinjeepuss forged himz IUOE card.
IUOE?
International Union ob Operating Engineers
ai hurd storee wuns — kind uv fren-uv-a-fren thing — mebbe nawt troo — funnee tho.
apparentlee teh keyz mayde foar such vehicles ar kinda lyke teh skeleton keys, an wun key will wurk on mennee vehikles.
sumbuddy whos dad owned a partz stoar or sumfin hadda whole set uv keyz.
sumtymes he wud go onna construkshun site at nyte or onna weekend and moove teh vehikles arownd, so wen konstrukshun werkerz camed bak, teh big ekwipmunt wud nawt be wher tehy had lefted it!
Ah ha! It’z awl becoming clearer nao.
Orinjeepuss uses pointy ends liek skeleton keys jes to mess wif the equipment operators minds.
*snerk*
Ohmaigudness, taht luk lyk mai Angel-gurl! Purrphaps a lil
finer-bonedless floofeh, but berry much lyk her!so cute! love it.
Pls to boycott caterpillar!
Fanks
Caterpillar sells equipents to israel that r used to bulldoze refugees’ homes! oh nos, very bad cat.
moar info: http://www.boycottisraeligoods.org/modules37894.php
Seriously? While we’re at it, let’s boycott the US government, since it sells Israel planes. And let’s boycott Coke and Pepsi, for their products fuel the Israeli soldiers. And let’s boycott Smith and Wesson, for they sell arms to Israel.
Seriously?
“ALL UR BAES AR BELONG TO MEH!”
Teh truk shud be cawled a “Kitteh-pillar.”
This looks so much like my kitteh that passed away two years ago. I somehow wonder if it’s a descendent.