Reely Mom….
Reely Mom…. iz not dat cold outside
i just wanted 2 maek sur ur hole bodee wuz warm.
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Kint ….. breev.
…
Allerjik …. to …. dis …. wool.
Conga rats, NS! Ai lubs teh abatar! Drinkees an dansis?
Fanks, PK! Ai kud go fur a margarita — on teh rox, extree salt, plz. Nawt shur wut to do abowt teh dansin… mebbe sumfin ridikyoolusslee 80s.
Heer yu goes!
*puts awn Lokomoshun*
*sluuuuuuup*
Mmmmm. Moar plz? *flutterz i-lashes*
…
*puts awn “I Got a Meeting in teh Laydeez Ruum.”*
OMCC!!! Totally 80s flashbacks!
*maeks moar margaritas*
*puts awn “Safetee Dans”*
**duks wifakwikness intew teh jyunt ball ov yarn sew duz nawt git teh eerwurm**
S-s-s-s-
A-a-a-a
F-f-f-f
E-e-e-e
T-t-t-t
Y-y-y-y
Safety-safe-safe-safe
DANCE-dance-dance-dance
I wanna go to grrls nite out wif u NS! U lieks all teh fun musick ai lieks!
*puts on Nock on Wood*
hey can I comez 2 I will wear mah stonewashed jeans
ooo is tehy bell bottums two_k?
want!!
We can haz All-80s Partee sumtiem???
We can dress fur 80s, an nom awn 80s fings, an dans tu 80s moosiks?
no demz is skinnee jeans
but U can has deh hip hugging bell bottumz
Leeza iffen U goes to Levis store demz has vintagey jeans
dere eco collekshun is good 2
*cursing herzself dat she didn’t buy deh wunz which fit
her so good when herz had gone shawping befoh Catmas*
ooh yes if u ever find jenes that fits u purfeck, u has to get them, or u will alwais regret it…
maybe u goes to teh store and can find tehm again?
.
o btw.. ur profile still sez Mary Land but u moved.. .where to agin? isn’t u near booklion now?
yes deh store is in Gtown in Dee Cee
now I iz NY near Albany
*makes a note to self to change deh profyles
*goes to luk*
o that mite be too far.. but did u see we is havin a cheezmeet up taht way this summah?
Yes yes! Cheezmeet! *bownse bownse wifahappeh*
Nawt wif me, leeza? What be ai, choppt liver?
*sniff* *sniff* *luks sad*
yesh yesh yess u too prysma!!!
{{{{prysma}}}}
*does teh hare fling wif prysma*
oh and yesh u r chopp’d livah but so am I!
be prowd uv ur livvah-ossity!!
*giglols*
*hedbonks leeza*
*puts anuvver diem inna jukeboks an choosiz “Ai Luv Rok N Roll”*
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re, no friends of mine
.
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
.
*dans dans dans*
*dans dans dans*
*sluuuuuuuurps hur margarita*
*dans dans dans*
…
Join us, Leeza!
*grabs Leeza’s hands an pulls her intu teh dans dans dans wif prysma an NS*
*plays aire guitarr and flings hares all around*
Plz to nawt tossin teh rodintz.
*dans dans dans*
*hops to avoid a flinged bunneh*
*dans dans dans*
*dukkz az a rabbbbitt flaiz obbar mai hed*
Come dans wif us, DK!!!
C’mon, 3km!!
well they’s my hares! I can fling them ware I wants!
*plays Rok teh Casbah*
*keeps flingin hares*
*duks flying hares*
*dans dans dans*
woohoo fur Leeza teh Skwirrlgrrl Rocker!!
U guyz had alreddy started it, I just jumpt in wif u!
*plays Rok Lobstah*
*gets down wif prysma*
down down down…..
oooh! I lubs teh 80’s nites!
*dans dans dans*
*puts on Bon Jovi and hed bangs to ‘livin on a prayer’*
*wiggle wiggle dans dans*
*starts singing Rock me Amadeus*
)
(we needid sumfing fur teh classiclolly-minded peeps!
sumwun wantz meh tew dansdansdans?
Come dans dans dans wif us, DK!
Eben if yu problee nawt rekignyse teh songs much.
*bownsis arown tu Bananarama singing “Ai’m yur Venus, ai’m yur fyre, what’s yur desyre?”*
Jus join in, DK!
ooh, I leik the original vershun of taht one pk… Shokkin Bloo, ifinkso
Ai lubs teh Bananarama bideo uv it.
Nawt hurded rijnal bershun, will luk fur it!
*sings, “girls just wanna, they just wanna, girls just wanna have lols!”*
I iz all hot n swetty now!
I hasta go.. gotta see hoo will win Top Cheph!!
schmoos y’all!
Schmoos, an haz a gud nyte!!!! {{{{{leeza}}}}}
yoo knoez…ai aktchualee knoez sum ob doze sawngz…..weerdlee eunuff…
Yu can noms iffen yu want tu
We can leeb teh goggie behind
ooooh dat song remindz mii ub da gud dayz
oooh i can danse ifnn i wantz tu… yaay da 80′z was da bestest
*hares teh flieeng duk*
oar iz it
*duks teh flieeng hares*
doez boff just tew bee shure.
*putz awn yelloooh energee soot adn teh flour pot hat*
Are we nawt men?
Deee-voooo!
Ooooh, wip it gud.
der bee enuff naughty stuff gooeng awn hear wif teh fyreman. i best nawt say waht i waz finking bout teh wip it gud.
*putz on da plaztic joolry, big shirt an belt, teases hares up inna big doe)
Am down witt dat.
*sings*
Karma, karma, kamelean
You come an go
you come an go
*catches bunneh in mouf*
mugajmf kjfkjaskj!
*giglol*
*halps keykat get hare owt uv her mouf*
Iz tiem fur me tu going. Haz a gnarlee nyte, dudes n dudettes!
{{{keykat}}}
{{{ebreewun}}}
hey do dah safety dawnse do dah safety dawnse
wow dat was a flasherback for me!
talk about a HAIRBALL…
*snerk*
Aktually — I fink dat thisis a Rostafariam kiiteh and he haz wurked berry hard to perfect deez dreads …
yaay NS.. conga ratz…awl dressed in der finest frokz
Fanks, 3km!
Yay! owr kerrrykatz4 can has hur lol up fur us.
happitayle fur KK4
Ohmaigudness! *runs tu luk* *runs bak*
It IS owr KK4! *dansdans*
Ii herd taht KK4 kneads sum sillybrashuns fur her front pag. Iz she hear? I want tew giv herz a hug.
U kin hug me insted, fyremangregg, an I’ll pass it along to hur wen I see hur….
*hugs rhsb*
*whispurrs sweet nothings inn rhsb’s ear*
**feels shibber down hur spine**
Ooooh, baybee!
Oh, I iz ofishulee singlol now. So, I been runnin arown, gibbin awl teh mens teh Schmoos.
**SCHMOO**
**schmooo** conga ratz awn teh singol
**knees get week**
**SWOON**
Oh my, I feelz teh faynt…
maibee ii sea u agin swoon?
I’ll be waitin rite heer foar yoo, my darling gregg…..
u no meye number. jus call. eye coem runneeng wif awl teh litez awn adn teh sireen doeeng waht it iz sirens do.
*tramples all over rhsb* Oh scuze meh!!! Wow, I jes finish wif dinner dishes an sees a Front Page!!! *happy dans*
{{kerrykatz4}} conga-rats!
Ohhh der u r KK4. eye waz jus aboot tew leaf. can ii gib u hugz four sillybrate shuns?
Oh yeah, I needs dem hugs!! {{{{{{{fyremangregg}}}}}}}
*swoon* *klunk*
eye jus wanna gib u hugs fur teh win. know knead tew feint.
*liffs KK4 gentually*
*holdz her inn hiz beeg strawng armz*
*murmurrrrrs thingz in her ear*
*wayves smelloling salts at kk4*
are yew okai, or dew yew need to be reskewed?
Pssst – gammacat. Aifink fyremangregg kin halp wif dat reskew.
Hay! Wate ur turn!
**luuks arown at tramploled self**
**drags self toward NB, so Lucky kin nurse hur bak to helf**
*Draaaaaag*….urmph….*draaaaaag*…….urmph…..*draaaag*…..dang, I need to go awn diet…….*draaaaag*
*bundles rhsb into a cart and wheels her tew the NB*
Lucky!?!? red needs yer help wif sumfing!
Fanks, gammacat!
ii hafta go reskew kittehs frum teh tree tehy bee stuk inn. u bee sure to gib KK4 her hug.
*gibs rhsb wan moar lingering eggstra tite hug*
FYREMAN GREGG!!1!elebenty!
Wait! I has something to show u!
*chases after FG*
Yes, LCB. waht u bee kneading tew show me?
Well, it’s kinda private. We can goes someplace, u knoes, else?
u shuld prolly go tew teh NB, aifinkso
Wut PK sayed!
U will accomplish… accentuate…complete… go there wif me? I rly donot wants everybuddy to see this.
*ess courts LCB tew teh NB*
*goez intew teh NB wif LCB*
time passess
*jumpz in beeg red truk adn drives awai smiloling adn whisulling*
Wut PK sayed agin, onlee biggur!
Leaves NB wif a happy.
He liked it! He rly, rly liked it!
**wut PK sayed, HYOOG!**
x elebenty!
O hai guise. Didn’t see u there. Why ur eyes are so big? Did someone open up a spresso bar in Cheezland this week?
Wut u do, LCB, tayle him abowt ur impendin nup-shuls to GP?
*thinks she mite rekugnize teh fyremangregg*
*wandurrs off, pondurrin*
hoo WUZ that masked, er, helmetted man??
hey rhsb, (if yoo didnt alreddy see it) a gennulman leeved yoo a pome bak on teh kitteh-in-teh tishyoo bocks thred.
Does that piggeh still think we is teh getting married? Whare is he? I think his hed needs some batting.
oops, dis not me, dis iz sumwun else
sumboddy got a case of DID?
LOL
I gotted a pome!??!
**runs to luuk**
**comes bak**
Oh, dat wuz teh funnee!
So troo, but funnee!!
ifinkso him wanted to gibbing yoo a smile. wuznt taht nise?
Dat WUZ teh funnee!
whooo iz diz firezmanz in our wurld? i nawt ebber meeted himz. mine sister an miiz awlwayz said firezmenz iz da best “dey kan save yu but nebber takez yu tu da jailz”
Holey costoom changez, Nightshayde!!!
ur not pink!!!
i ken nawt sii herz beutimuz greenz dress an bow..
*gigglol*
Aiz gettin in teh muud fur St Patrix Day!
…
An nao itz tiem to going hoam. Ebbreewun haz fun at teh 80s dans dans dans partee!!!
Bai, NS! Fankees fur partee-ing wif us! {{{{{NS}}}}}}
We duz agen, otay?
bye NS. dreyve hoam care fullee.
ooohai 3kittymomma. tew sea NS pritty new dress u knead to clear owt ur cookiez in teh intertubes oar tools ting awn ur toolbar.
{{{{kk4}}}} yay! moochly smoochee!
Teh uvver kids will laff at me!
Den rowl ober dem. Iz nawt az iffen yu wudn’t hab teh wayt tu flatten dem.
HALP!! kitteh bein eated bii large green fuzzi blob..
3km, ai sed a fing tu yu awn last lol… hyoomin boi otay? Tuk tu Dr. TinyCat? *haz a wurreed*
ooh finkz i missed it on last LOL..yes taked da hoomin boi tu Dr. TinyCat..himz has upper respiratori infection along wif a cold and a red inflammed throat an is contagious.whippeee! himz cannot goez tu skool fur atleast 1 or 2 more dayz..but iz gonna bi oki doki..thnx soo much fur da korncern
Oh gud, ai glad him gunna be otay. Hao YU be feeling? Yu’s had teh pleh, tu. {{{3km}}}
i bii recobering much faster dan hoomin boi witch iz beri weird..i finkz himz skool frindz infected him wif sumfing moore..derz mani ub dim owt sik tuu
Owchee. Ai haz a happeh yu be bedderer, tho!!
thnx PK. doze animalz yuz werkz wif haz da lukiz tu hab sumwun soo lubberli.
That’s a good yarn
*snerk*
Cthooloo kitteh knoz what u thinks
Ai haz a warrrmmmmm…. ZZZZzzzzzz….
(ooh, dots!)
Noaw I haz a cranky, you sed der wuz treets in heer!
Iz wykay. Iz cotton candy, ownly in wuul, nawt cotton. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom(gasp)
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom(breev in)
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
hay laidee – derz uh kittin in yur nittin!
Yes it is that cold outside
how did he get in there?
Iz a kitteh… taht nawt be ’nuff ansur?
hmmm. you has a point.
dis beeg gween lizrd kamed runnin fru da hawse. wii tole him tew stahp. din he beginned tew go ack…ahhhk… ahhhhhhkkkk…
din he urrrpptt. din der wuz that thing. den he runned awai.
wii awso tol him nawt to fro de ball. he didnt lissen. kin wii has kuukies nao?
OHai Phillipe d’Beaker! Dis iz nawt wun uv yur ’spearmints,’ iz it?
No, iz wun of hiz winnergreenz.
O, datz otay den.
*heddesk*
U alrite, NS?
Akshullee, mah nek/shoulder hurts.
Nuffin to do wif teh heddesk fing — jus tite mussulz.
*goes downstairs to heet hur heet pak*
brb
Nightshayde, yew luk sew pridee an nyce in yur gnu owtfit! Wutz teh okayshun?
Nose, dew nawt bee sawree, ai am shoar my singun hurt yur eers tew! Wee kansul eesh odder owt, aifinkso?
Dat wuz YOO singin!??!?!
Oh fank gudness! I thot teh car’z enjin wuz gonna go ’splodey!
Datz wut peeps yewshalee fink wen ai’m singin. Butt ai sing eneewai.
I kin sing fairlee decentlee wen I try, but I yooshualee in teh car by myself, so I nawt care ifn I sownd gud oar nawt.
Itz teh green fur St Patrix Day! Ai iz 1/4 Irish, akshullee.
Dere’s sum Irish in my bloodstreem, too. Alsew, dere’s sum Ingerlish an Jermin mixed in, foar gud meshur.
Yesh – ai iz kwite the mutt. 1/4 Irish + 1/8 Spanish + 1/8 German + 1/2 Polish Jew, roughly.
Aifinkso nightshayde mytta hurd hurseff. **tapz awn nightshayde’s hed, dislawjiz green bow** Osawree. **adjests bow**
**red comes in singin**
Teh landlord called
Teh rent iz doo
I spended it awl awn a Kiss tattoooo
I rok an roll awl nite!
well yuz haz a big happi du tell
Nawt grate beeg happee, jes heerd sum gud myoosiks awn teh way hoam.
Linda Rondstadt, CCR, Kid Rock, dat “So Into You” song (LUBS IT), etc.
Tambooreens an lolfunts,
are playun in teh band.
Won’t yew tayke a ryde
Awn teh flyun spun?
Do Do Do.
Hay! Hao u kno dat’s teh CCR sawng I heered?
Creepee….
Aiz sykik. **kiks sy a fyoo tymes**
I finkso mebbe u wuz hidin in my car!
Hoap u nawt minded my led fuut.
Ai nawt mind teh led fuut, ai haz wun maiseff, butt dat sinngin at teh tawp ov yur lunngs, dat was teh payneful! **rubz eers**
Sea abuv, mai commint gottid put inna wrawng plaic! Stoopy WP!
i nowz dat feelin gud muzikz makez da happi mine kittehz wantz da gushifudz treetz rite now,, bi bak in a mini
…an partee ebberee day?
Shure, why nawt? Oh, yeah, dat hole “gotta make munnies” fing.
Iz frum Kid Rock song, NS.
Donut mind meh — aiz happilee stuk in teh 80s, muzikwize. Moastlee New Wave & Alternative…
*nodnod* Mii tu! Iz few nuer groops ai lyks, but moastlee, nebber gotted past teh 80’s…
I did heer “Detroit Rock City” earlyur.
Drove awn teh innerstate to erlee-90’s Robert Plant. “Now and Zen” album. (“Tall Cool One” iz awn it.)
I’m sew tall
an Ur sew kyoot
Letz play wyld
Lyk wyld kats doo..
***swoonz*** Ai LUB Roburt Plant. Awldoh, he wuz bean a liddlol weerd at teh Grammyz dis yeer.
I nawt watchded dem.
Wazzup wif him singin wif Alison Kraus? Izzit enny gud? I nawt lyk Alison Kraus berry mutch. I did lyk wut hur did foar teh “Cold Mountain” soundtrak, but dats abowt it.
floofee kitteh iz… floofeebawl
This comment boycotts lolspeak. Cute picture though!
Mahmkitteh iz cold, so hur maked childkitteh put awn swettur.
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.
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I finkso mahm musta been RELEE cold!
an tehn her makes childkitteh go to bed erly cawz her (momma) iz tired!
Kittehs hatch frum hayreballs?
Podcat?
ai haz a cozy :smitten:
a tea cozy?
iz maed of threadz. ai lufs mai threadz so much!
Don’t get overeggsited and untangle your threads! =P
teh luk on kittehs fayce sez ‘as soon as I untanglol miself, yew are sew ded!’
I kant put my armz down!!
***
Well, put dem down wen you get to skool.
Krissmus storee ref FTW!
wun of teh bestest movies!
I feel lyke taht when I gets dressed fur cold wether!
iz /beree/ bigg haerball?
Looks liek the sequela of “Feed me, Seymour”
Kitteh Amoeba…attempts to nom your living room..
We watching teh Templol uv Doooooom, an just gotted tu teh bit in teh junglol, wif teh lolephants an teh bats an teh owl an teh uvver aminlols, an teh blonde singur be skreeeeeming.
datz wut her speshul iz awn the lego game. an iffn yu get the postbockses- wun uv them givs yu sooperskreem, ware you kin make teh lego mens asplode bai skreemin at them.
Plasticat haz dat game tew! him lieks mayking teh Lego mens asplode…those Lego games are akshually prittee kool, aifinksew
alien kitteh hatches from herz egg
In soviet russia, ball of yarn plays with YOU!
Odeer!
LOL!
Ohai lolnascar! Niec to seein u!
Hi NS! Just checkin owt the nite shift
in soviet russia, teh hairball horks YOU up!!
I’ma surrounded by tentacles!
dredded green spawn uv kthulu? kool.
oh noez! nawt teh ten drillz ob doom!!
OK I ar going to call it a nite
good nite
It are a nite! (heehee)
Gud nyte, sweet dreems! {{{t_k}}}
Iz a cthulhu-teh!
the great old one? Which? The kitteh or the ball ob yarn dats eatin the kitteh – who cares, run away!
ARGH! Dis koat goes wif da green hat frum other picture. Do nowt wantz.
Overprotective momcat is overprotective. MAAAAHHHMMMMMM
Oh, so funny! I know this cat! His name is Fred! He’s very sweet!