…but then the plan went horribly awry.
dat iz teh last tiem dat i tri kleenin teh tank.
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OH! Mary OH! Taht iz. . .yur verree moast byootidul caek ebber!!!
whale, it haz dat hoemaed luk.
*wispers to Janet can has 41 kittehs* wanna lik da bowl wif da frosting?
*scrape scrape scrape*
*liks paw* MMMMM mmmm MMMMM! YUM!
mmm birfday caek frosting.
and ironic irony pedantry reference win!!!!
u is mai hiro, mary-o. & happy birfday anni!!!
Fank u SAMS!
IZ REELY THINK that we shud get owr jeeps and hummers and halp him… then FREE BEER FUR ALL!
Woaw!
Dat is de bestest caek ebber!
*takes of som cream froam de side*
Eet needed to be “tidied” – uhuh – really – yepp…
yup, definitelee needed dat! (dere’s a little glop onna back you cud cleenup, tew)
Fankies Mary!
*tidies up de otter sied tu*
OoooH fank u Mary 0 can Ai cut it naow? Naow?? Naow???
Dat iz a wundermuss caek!
{{{{{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}}}}}}]]
YAY! yer heer! yesh, you can haz teh cutting now!!
*hands annipuss da ornaet sturling silver antique caek cutting knife from my
granma Fete*
ebery bodee toget her nao!
Haapy burf dae to yew♪
*peeps from all up n doon da thred joyn in all in different keyz*
*aliens across the vast expanse of spaec say Cheezes Twice! It’s dat singing agin from ERf. Get in da sosser!!*
yesh, is kwite a catcofanee 0 sounds…
lol!
do nawt furrgit da CHA CHA CHA’s!!
Happee Birfdaa to UUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUuuu….
CHA CHA CHA!!
*joinz in wif marakaz*
Fyumi Gator!!!! Yur bak!!!
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Ai wuz just thinking ov yoo! an ai haz a prezzie to proov it!!
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Will bee arriving in teh mayawl so bai an bai!
prezzie?!1! oooooooo i lub da prezzieeeeeeeez
duz lil gator danz wif marakas, wearing well worn GHwPoi gibbon azza prezzie mini moonz agoh.
Az teh list haz gon ober teh 300, mai Ai taek dis spot 2 fank ebbriwun fur maekin dis juss abowt teh best birfdai Ai haz ebber had. Ai aer smoylin at teh saem tiem mai iis aer leekin ` coz Ai haz nebber feeled so lubbed an balyood b4! Fank u awl mai berry deer cheezfrenz. CC bless u awl.
*flies in breflessly wif a kwikkness*
Annipuss, ohai, I am soooooo sorry to be so late to yr partay!
Here is yr birfday pressie… a self-filing pot of tea brooed perfekly ebbery time, and a selff-filling plate of skonses, biskits, and cheesz strudels, wif clotted cream and wihppy cream whenevver wanted. All falovr in, all kololireez removed.
Schmoo!
Fank u booklion, dat iz a grate prezzie!
An PURRRRRRfekt to hav awn hand wehn we awl com to stay wif yoo fur teholympi!
Heppeh birfdai!!
Kin Ai offers U an awl cheezpeeps a linkee?
youtube.com/watch?v=Rooyt3ptNco
U know, wif teh speshul stuffs in frawnt of linkee.
Fank u Angelwaits – dat haz gon in2 mai stoar uv fings 2 keep.
Haz big smilol!!!
Ai wishes U very happeh new yeer uv teh lifes!!!
Happee Burfdey, Annipuss!!!1!
Wut u want tu dew furst? Eet sum kaek? Maek a sent n teh cheezburgr piramid? Snorgul teh faiv fute skawre patch uv floofee behbeh kitnz? Raid teh lolrus? Maek kookeez an eetid dem?
Ai juss had mai dinnur, so Ai’ll juss watsh ebbriwun els injoyin demselbs wiv teh noms!
lol!
maybe so.. unless u is in soviet russha!
whale, j’onoh i wudden wanna mislablol anyfing.
Happeh oh happeh happeh day to owr deer Annipuss! Anni, I hoep yor day is brite and fun, and yor fyoochur full uv awl teh fings yoo dreemz uv.
I brings yoo wun singlol perfekt rose, uv whutever yor fayvrit kullur is. Is teh innertoobs and we is awl filld with majik here, so teh rose kin be enny kullur!
As Coleridge would say (and az wuz kwoted in teh Groundhog Day movie), “Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on his smiling face a dream of spring.”
*presents teh wun perfekt rose to Anni, bows low*
Fank u Gremlin (Ai won’t kwote Dorufee arkur, `coz a roez iz moar “me” dan wat her sujestid!)
Yor welkum, Anni. But iffn yoo wunz wun perfekt limoozeen too, ay will gladly send it! (Parker ref) Whut yoo wish today, we shall do owr best to mayk troo, as owr gift to yoo!
cweenmj
February 26th, 2009 at 4:53 am
Ohai MaryO!! will u duing mii a giant favor and give dis tu Annipuss??
U kin eben sing wif mee if u like!!
Fankz!! adn schmoooo!!!
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*slitelee off-key singing iz herd.
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Happpeee Birthday to Yoooooooo
Happeee burfday tu yooooo
Happee birfday deeeeer Annipuss
Happpeee Burfday tu yoo!!!
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I hopez u haz deh gud day adn a wundermuss yeer!!
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*Cweenmj handz Annipuss a kullerful box tied wif sparklee ribbunz.
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Weneber u opuns it, it will fill deh air wif sparkleez and twinkleez and adn ur hart will b filled wif deh happeez. Eben on deh dark and gloomee daze; Oar deh rainy oar snowee daze; oar deh pleh and grumpee daze.
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Heere b sum uv deh sparkleez now!
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° § ѓ ♯ ☼ ▫ ◊ ◌ ☼ ﬠ ꜗﭖ ∞ ≡ﬢﭰ ¹ ǂ ː ƾ ȝ ˆ ʬ ͇ͯ Ѡ ж ʬ ʥ ɤ ҉ ԓ Ԋ ج إ ᴥ ᴂ ᴤ ᶯ ᶽ ₵
╩ ⅎ † ₧ ₑ ₣ ‼ ℗ ♯ ☼ ░ ◦ ﬠ ʥ ɤ ҉ ԓ Ѡ ж Ɫ ≈ שׁ קּ ▫ ◊ ◌ ¹ ǂ ː ☼ ᶽ ₵ ╩ § ѓ ¹
ǂ ج إ ♯ ☼ ▫ ◊ ◌ ☼ ﬠ ꜗﭖ ∞ ≡ﬢﭰ ◄ ◌ ⱷ Ᵽ ﬦ Ⱪ ♂ ◌ ☼ ﬠ ꜗﭖ ∞ ♯ ☼ ░
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{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}
Fank u, mai cween – Ai do need dat sort uv majik sumtiemz, but nawt az offen naow Ai haz mai cheezfrenz!
Nah. Kitteh is eatin fishy frum teh inside-out…
Kitteh naym Jonah, ryte? He appirz tubii havin a whayl uv a tyme, tu.
Whooo Hoo! An itz nawt too layte!!!
AND there is PLNTEE ov cake!!!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
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♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
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♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪
♥
♪HAPPEY BURFMUNTH TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFMUNTH TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFMUNTH ♪ DEER STAGEHANDDAN ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFMUNTH TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
*chuckles* just saw eeet
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*chuckles some more*
happytail fursday annipus adn catsrme, ai noe aiz laet, but ai bwings u bof dis kittehshaepd mugs – lookit… da tael bees da handlol – adn mai kittehs adn meh maded a bow awround et… but mai kittehs shredded et… so ai jes bwings u dis mugs… nebber maind da blood, is main… is washublol, jes ads watur… to da mugs… nawt da kittehs… dems will gits mai blodd of ob dems awn dems own… aifinkso
*twies 2 hans ober da mugs wibout dropping dem b-cuz ob da band-ages*
Fank u Siobhan, beddur get doez skratchis seed 2!
♫♪ HAPPEE HAPPEE BIRFDAY ANNIPUSS!! ♫♪♫
Hope you has had a speshul day, wif lots of fun and frends!
Now teh REEL partee starts!
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I has lemming custard pi today from teh pi stawl, made speshul for ur birfday.
Wif or wifout whippy cream of corse!!
And I brotted u a littul somethin.
*gives anni a small box wrapped in sparklee paper*
It’s a gold lokket shaped liek a hart.
I thot uf u when I saw it, becaws it reminded me of ur hart of gold… but full of gud suprizes.
U can put a pickshur in if u wants.
*hands anni some pickshures of a cyoot skwirrl*
*hoo shall remain nameless but has exsellent skin tone around hur eyes from over-moysturificashuns*
SCHMOOS!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
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♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ 
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♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
Heer iz the caek from Zauberflolte!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ANNIPUSS ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
* putt putt putt putt putt putt putt*
JCH4K drives up awn John Dear pulling a stone boat. On teh stone boat iz a hyoo
j 6 x 10 chonklit caek wif budder creem froasting.
SPESHUL DELIVEREE!
An Happee Burfday to catsrme too!!;)
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
happitail birfdai Annipuss
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3526846
Fank u Jamamakitty, Ai lub teh conga rats!
Teh lead conga rat is fabuluss! Teh Carmen Miranda hat, teh everything – hao fun!
Fank u Janet Ai aer berry glad dat Ai can eet awl Ai want wivowt wurree bowt kalreez an shugr!
AND HAPPY BIRFDAY TO CATSRME TOO!
yesh! Happy Burfdae catsrme!
happitayl birfdai danz foar catsrme!
Happeh burfday Anni!
Ai brotted u a nice norbegian wolly jumper wif snoeflayks on – tu keep u warm inda TTI-snoes. It has matshin mittens tu!
Ai has alsaw brouhtid de norbegian caek “Verdens beste” – oar Bestest inda world-cake – is layerd an maed wif almondspongecaek, custard and mering…
Hope u hav de bestest ob days tuday and de bestes ob years ahedd!
{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
Fank u Nennepus. Teh jumper iz jus teh fing ai need – Ai aer berry cawld 2dai, tho we haz no sno naow.
putz maching danzing gators chullo wif multiplol brades w/pompoms
dangling on annipuss’s hed.
*B00p!*
putz matching nose warmurh on annipuss’s noze wich be in da shape of a gator’s noze (not corkodials’ noze, is too poynty)
*Fyumi Gator, the semi retired Troll hunter, stands in quietood , looking & hoping Annipuss likes hur gifts*.
Mai noze iz nawt in teh shaep uv a `gator’s noze. Iz a big noze, but iz hooman shaeped wun!
:blushygatorface: sowy, dint mean Your noze wuz shape’d like gator’s nose!
i meant dat da noze warmah fitz on yr dainty probosic, erm noze like a mask,
mebbee, like doze grouchy marx fake noes n glasses dat aer da siwwy.
*wisperz* Fyumi izza lil sensitive about her noze…
Fank u Leeza, Ai wull treshur teh lokkit an teh pikchoor uv teh cyoot skwirrl – lawng az it izn’t teh wun dat borked teh skwirrl-proof burd feedur!
um, no, its not, not that u know of, no!
*hides sunflower seeds behind bak*
*snerks at teh phrase ‘skwirrl-proof burd feedur’ and goes off to cleen howse sum more*
Yiss, Ai fink dat iz a contrydikshun in turmz!
I has wun. Never been defeeted by wun of dem tree-rats.
Never??
No, Never!!!
Never???????
Well. . . .
Hardlee eber!
…yet.
At last! naow ai can see Nightshaydes bootiful green owtfit! Berry naice nu luk NS!!!
pray tell, how duzzit werk???
Acktually a rokkit launcher fro skwirrls
Big Goggie guards da base
Catz comfy perch under it
Dangerous voltage connect’d to wit
E…
Eeeeeeekifying electrik wirz rapped round and round da pole …
Fugly goggie sittin on tawp waitin
Grate big dome tingee awn da pole to stawp da climbin …
H….
Hebberly armed crock guard
Invibbulol netting
Jus a smidgen of
Kewell rayne to
Lepel boarders … erm …skwirrels
CHA CHA CHA!!
Weez allways addz da CHA CHA CHA to the birf daa song. Eenyone else do da CHA CHA CHA fur the birf daa??????
my favver-in-law alwayz sings teh “happy burfday to yoo, yoo live in a zoo, yoo luk liek a munkee an yoo smell liek wun too.” evreewun finks iz funny, or pretends to , anyway
Iz yer favver-in-law still in teh elementaree skool?
no, him just haz kind ob lo-grayd sense ob hyoomur
Reely? Usually da kids bee singin dat! Da CHA CHA CHA is more funner Ifinkso .. U kin jes yell it out or uz ken dansdans dans da CHA CHA CHA around da room (butt – no nakkid CHA CHA CHA’s iffin da kiddees ar at da partee!!)
heeeelp! my gushifuds eeting mee….
Get thee to Nineveh
Fishy eated eberyfing but the tale…
Oh, and…
Happy Burfday to annipuss and catsrme!
Fank u Maus!
heard in background: sound adn furee, signifiying nomming.
Gud wun, Mary!!!
Butt (he he) no Fall kner ref todai.
jest da tale toll’d
I thot it were da bellz dat toll’d…..
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Adn fank u Mary O fur bringing mai birfday wish tu Annipuss…. u b a truu fren.
I wuzn’t shur how long i’d b gone tuday…. had lunch wif frendz and playing wif grandsun…
schmooo.
Whut an ideeot (Nawt you!)
Did I givez dis linkee alreddy? Nebber min, is ‘dorable!!
youtube.com/watch?v=Rooyt3ptNco
wif the http and www in frunt, uv coasrse
*heddesk*
Happy burfdai, Anni !
ai brotted yu 2 fings fur yur bigday-
furst is da “Murican brekfast- (good fur eatin n e tyme ob da dai or nite !)
letz see, wi gotz da scarmbled eggz, wif bacon an sawsegess, an hashbrown taters, engerlish muffins, tost, bagels, lawtza butter n creemy cheez, awlso gotz da speshell burfdai Mimosas, made wif lubly fresh-sqeezed orange joose (not poysin!) and Asti-spumonte (betternshampain !)
PLUS da pancakes wif eithur maple syrup and butter or da mixed berreez (stra,bloo,rasp,black) wif raspberry syrup and piles ob wippy-creem
have awl yu lke ! awl is sugar n kalory free !
and now-
TA-DA!
YUR PREZZIE!
(ooo Iz sew cited ! I halps yew rip off da sparklee paper an belbet ribbons!)
what is it ?! what is it ?!
ok, ders too fings -
one- a large (72″ x 60″) sawftee fleece frow- awl printed ober wif pics ob KITTEHS !
put it n e where yoo wantz- will keep you awl toasty-warm in da cawld, wet TTI wevver! when yu is doin yur flyin fingurs ob nawt-sekond comentz fame, oar watchin da TB, or readin, or whateber yu wants, yu will b awl comfee nd cozy !
too- a pair ob lubly green “bspoke” wellies !
dey iz lined wit da sheepy skins to keep yur toes awl toasty n comfy when yu b hikin da outta dors in yur eternal quest fur da fuds n newspapurrs!
AND dey haz da speshall majikal soles on dem ! dey no-slip ! inna da icee or da snowwy oar da wet oar da gravel- whateber yu walkses on yu no slip !
and dey fitses u purrrfeck ! cuz dey is “bspoke” made em jest fur yu !
happiest burfday too yu, my cheezyfwend !
Fank u SM. *nom nom nom dat wuz gud – wat’s fur afturz?!
An fank u fur teh wundermuss prezzies berry praktikul an full uv warmin cheezlub!
Sumfin terriblolee rong wif dis pikshur…
uz riet… der bees no sauce… adn no tatoes… adn nawt ebben a good wien 2 goes wib et… *sigh* dis chefs 2dae…
Fishy eets kitteh…film at elebenty!
*blows nozymaiker* Fweep fweep fweep!!!
Happee happee birfdai tew Annipuss an Catzrme!!!!
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3525476
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FWEEP FWEEP FWEEEEEPPPPPP!!!! *froz comfettie*
Fank u BF! Ai lub teh lol!
Sew kute! dat is a grate pik BF!
WICHC: Yur Mews at Noon.
We have lerned taht a Kitteh haz bin eeten bai a fish! It all happened just a few minnits ago at the noolee opened CHEEZ restaurant, located awn teh corner ov JCH4K boulevard an JCH4K Avenue, where a large burfday partee was being held for local celebrittee Mz annipuss of teh TTI!
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We ar still receeving conflikting repawts frum teh stunned parteegoers. Stay tooned fur further updaytes.
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Otter lokal noos. We’ve also lerned taht klassik LOLs ar now avaiable wif “favrite buttons. . .
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haha!…mews at noon…hehe!
In Soviet Russia….
fishy eets YOO!!!
turnabout is fair play, I suppose
Tunabowt?
Didyoo say dat foar teh halibut?
Dis is nawt teh thyme oar plaice fur dat kinda reemark!
Egg-skyooze mi?
“plaice” iza fishee, innit?
Wusn bein rudez, jus tryin tu pun. sawry
OOPS! U iz teh rite!
My bad….
**hides unner bed**
Dats awl rite, aim nawt berry gud at teh puns annyhoo. Plz tu kome owt frum unner bed. {{{RHSB}}}
Whut, yor trying to mayk them awl clam up?
*gigglol* fish puns ar teh fun!
Scampis away….
ooooo shwimps?!
*resists tmemptashuns to nomnomnom*
*passes sum to annipuss*
Fanks!
that has no sole
Eell hasta do, tho.
u all a such a funneh grouper peeple!
Yah, wii iz a liddlol roughy arown teh edjis but iz still fun.
Yesh, the happyest plaice on da innertoobs.
…speshulee wen u iz feline teh crappie.
WAIT — ders Moray to no…. update on da storee …
Ifinkso dat da Maus is rite… dis widdle fishie iz bein eeted by dat kitteh frum da insides out!!
udderwize we needz a sturgeon to hep dis guy!
*sings*
Ringaling a ling, that’ll mayk ya sing, thatz a moray!
and
Don’t kawl for yor sturgeon, even he sez it’s layt.
*mangling 2 pritteh gud songs, OK ayll stawp nao*
summfink fishee diz wai coems…
an happi happi dai to annipuss!! sillybrashuns awl arownd!
*passes owt partee hats an glasses uv shampain*
TOSTS TEW ANNI!!
Fank u jk2k, Cheez!
HAPPITAYLE BIRFDAY, FASTY-FINNERS ANNIPUSS!
Mutch lubs an happiness to u, my TTI fren!
SCHMOO!!!!
annipuss can haz fins???????????
Hur can has wutebber hur wants….iz hur birfday!
Speekin of prezzies….gotta go get my prezzie foar hur…
**comes bak in wif Annipuss’ prezzie**
Heer ya go! **puts beeg bocks in front of Annipuss**
Iz ur own YNG! Him iz extry-talinted in gibbin massidjes, espeshulee hand/finner massidjes, foar ur fasty-finners.
Enjoi!
Ooooh fank u rhsb, juss wat Ai haz awlwaiz wantid!
It’s Jonah-kitteh and the whale!
what’s “awry”?
uneggspekted and terribly rong
Wrong. Nawt as planned.
i liek yor name.
iz taht yor kitteh? wuld be gud name for kitteh.
Not much, whut’s awry wif u?
my scents 0 humor?
Itt tuked mii dis lawg to rilly C yr name an 2 Get It.
Mai N ability 2 purrceive, lett m
(dat wud bee)
lett mii sho it U.
Ai wuz thotted “a Japaneseisheh gator!”
Yu noes, this is a perfekt response, LCB!
Shuld be teh offishal greetink uv cheez-land.
Cheezpeep 1: Whutz awry?
Cheezpeep 2: Nawt much. Whutz awry witchoo?
Kuz ther’s ALWAYS sumpthin awry arownd here!
Ai thort awry wuz wat u waz cummin throo.
Only wenna catchir is ther.
Happy happy burfday tu Annipuss an Catsme!!! A leedle boddle carved frum a diamond, kontainin teh genuine Arabic abbatar uv roses wul bee delivered tu yur door bai a pair of teenee white camelol bebbehs awn a flyin Persian carput! Enjoi!!!
O mai, teh thotfulnezz, teh dimonds, teh bebeh camelols, ai feel faynt!
Doan yu darez swoon!!! *narrows eyes at BF*
AfriCat, yoo is gittin teh reputation with teh laydees! Ther is swooning awl arownd, every tyme yoo appears!
Mebbe yoo wunz to look askance at teh swooners? *narrows eys, luks in mirror, starts praktissing looking askance*
*jumps in tu applai antee-rinklol creem arown gremlin’s eyes*
*runs awf*
Fangs, p-k. I uses Oyl uv Olay every day, but this anti-rinklol kreme yoo givd me is even beddur! An it smellofies so gud! *rubs ey a bit, liks finger* Say, and it has a grayt flavr too!
Ai borroed sum frum 4.5K.
Iz berry nyse stuffs!
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*luks at hoamwurk*
*sighs, an drags self awf tu wurk awn it*
Haz a nawsum partee, ebreewun!
*jumps up an applied de reeely eggspensive anti-wrinklol creem on AfriCat*
Not dat u neede it – butt (hee…) betteh saef dan sowry!
Fankees Nennepus! Mmmm, naow ai smellz purty jus laik Maus yesturday!
it is a swooon worthy present….juss sayin’
Narrows eyes at pricessmu – yu nawt feelin swoony, rite? rite?
aww, nawt eben a lil swoon? a swoonlet? *powts inna corner*
awl rite! jes a leedle wun, k?
Yes, OK, but aym timing yoo! No swooning for moar than – whut? – 20 sekkunds. Yor tyme begins – NOW!
*swoo*
Hmmm, swoon interrupted?
*kliks stopwatch* OK, we have P Mu, klokking in at 18 sekkunds.
Ennywun elz wunna giv it a shot? Ennywun wunt to go for teh rekkurd for teh shortest swoon? *luksarownd* Ennywun? Do yoo feel LUKKY?
Teh winna receibs an anteekew “swoon-bed” wear dey kan recubbur frum teh swoons awn a sawftee divan maid uv fragrant cedar-wuds frum teh Lebanon, an upholstered een teh fainest Damascus-silk.
Oh, lordy *sigh* Ther he goes agin! They’ll be swooning to teh left and to teh rite befoar it’z awl over . . .
*starts passing out “git-owt-uv-swoon-free” kards to teh cheez-laydees*
Sw—.
*Opens rite eye*
Didi win? Huh?
So far yoo is winnin! Luk down below!
I needs halp with J4K tho! Aym havving trubbels un-swooning her!
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*opens iiz*
Hao wuz dat?
Wuz lubberly, Nightshayde; see rest uv thred down below. V
Yay! A swooning cowch uv mah bery own.
*tries to figger owt hao to keep teh kittehs frum clawin it*
ohai, wut did I miss?
and why do I feel teh dizzy allovasudden?
aifinkso mebbe alla cheezgurls hav sekrit wish foar swooning couch! ai haz alwayz wanted wun too!
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oonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
well u sed just a littlol wun.. sew i shortened it
*grabs mu’s paw, holds it in ayr”
Kurrent reigning champyun short-distance swooner, rite here, rite nao!?
Ennywun elz wunt to challinj her? As I sed befoar – iz ennywun feline lukky?
This is wun for te rekkurd buks, laydeezngennilmenz!
I haz a swoonin couch yous can uze fur the swoons!! Tis lik frum da oldz days when da ladies swoooned all da timz becus der dresses wuz too tite!! Haz a nice coooshie side fur the pretty swoonin! Yous can lay ur hed back and put ur hand to ur forehed and looks reely …. weel, you would luk reely sumpfink
Oh gud!! Just in taim!!!
*swo*
OOOH! Itz a close wun!
We has J4K with a 3-ledr swoon. But look up abuv, it’z Phat Cat with a 2-letter swoon!
So far, it looks like Phat Cat leading teh pak!
Phat Cat, I finks yoo wins teh day! Conga-ratz to yoo!
J4K – fanks for playing! Um, J4K! Oh noes, looks lyke she’z in a REEL swoon! Halp! Summbuddy git teh iodine! Sumbuddy git teh smellin salts!
*fans J4K with a beeg fan dekomaryated with kitteh pikshors*
I fink she feld asleep on da kumfy swoonin couch …
*unswoons*
*luks upthred*
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Awlrite, beefurr dis ends in tears, ai weel bee awardin a swoon couch tu eech ov teh purtiseapants. Enjoi!
LOL!!! Aive AWWAYZ wanted a swooning cowch!
{{{{{Africat}}}}
Uur hart iz troolee in teh rite plaice!
Eben if teh rest ov yoo iz in Saudi Arabia!
Hee hee! Fanks, gotz tu goe naow, berry bad bak-pain an taken sum mussel-relaxant soe wull zoon bee sleepinn. Gud nite all, sweet dreemz ob kittehs an cheezburgers.
yay!!! i always wanted mai own swooning couch!!!!!!
Sweet dreems, AfriCat!
And congrats to owr 2 winners! Nightshayde and J4K! *wyld applesaus*
And to awl teh uther partycypants too! A cowch for eech uv ya! And mebbe even wun foar liddl owld me!
*curls up on her own swooning cowch, settls into teh sawft cushions, wraps orinj tayl arownd mah paws and eers* ZZZZzzzzzzzz
*wayrs upon mah smioling fayce dreams of spring*
Fank u AfriCat – Ai lub rose purrfyoom.
Yur moas welcome mai Lady!
HAPPI BIRFDAI ANNIPUSS
Tu da great, kind, wondermus lady uv TTI {{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
HAPPI BIRFDAI ANNIPUSS
**ai haz a coupla lines frum a song ai like and seems bery appropriate 4 Annipuss**
“I wish you shelter from the cold, a cozy fire to keep you warm”
“And in July a lemonade, to cool you in some sleepy glade”
HAPPI BIRFDAI ANNIPUSS
Fank u OK, dat iz wun uv mai favritt songz!
HAPPY,HAPPY,HAPPY BIRRRRFDAY!
HAPPY,HAPPY,HAPPY BIRRRRFDAY!
HAPPY,HAPPY,HAPPY BIRRRRFDAY…..
OUR DARLING ANNIPUSS !!!
For a prezzie,ai haz broughted u troll repellent.
8)
I don’t think Annipuss needs troll repellant for two reasons.
1. she seems to have the ability to convert them.
2. they are repellant enough as it is.
Ohai, Dan.
Don’t u meen dey are “revoltin” enuf az it is?
i finkso he means rappelling cuz day clime outta dere slimee pitz.
nah, I think they are happy with their form of government.
I thought we were an autonomous collective!!
“Oh, yur majestee. Teh peasaantz R revoltin!!”
“you said it, they stink on ice.”
Hmn? Dis is gnrlly nown fase?
Iz wun dat Ai duzznt know.
(Ai knawt general, not eben Leftenant [tinx for a bit] but am private!!)
It’z teh hawt wevver
Ah! Ai iz unnerstanz nao. Tanks 4 teh X pluy nation.
but teh repllint will keeping tehm away in teh furst place. tho if wun slips froo, annipuss kan charm it!
Fank u Eeck.
Ai agwee wiv shd – dey aer repellent!
Happytayle Birfdai, deer Annipuss!!! Shall wii starrt tthe parteh wif a shampain toste? Adn Ai baykd yu sum LadeeFingurr Cookeez (uh, Biskitz), in honor uv teh Kwik adn Nimbull Fingrrz uv aor deer Laydee Annipuss! To your helfth, adn to Mennee Happytayl Birfdaze with yr Loving Cheezfrenz!
Fank u cc. Juss az well awl deze lubblee noms aer cheezland noms oar Ai’d hab burstid bai naow!
Happiest Birfday to Annipuss! I brought you a prezint.
*Hands Annipuss a long, flat boks wrapped in tisshoos uv many colurrs. They are sparkly flame-retardant gloves so your fast fingers don’t catch fier when you type, type, type so fast.
FangQ Q!
Manee Happee Returns of the Day
Dear Annipuss
May U has a wunnerful birfdai and grate year!
I broted Uz mini cheezburgers wid cheddar cheese, home-made mayo
and extra crispy curly spicy fries
an a salad wid baby spinach, orange sections, cherry tomatoes
dressed in a honey lemon dressing
Enjoi
Why that sownds lubly, 2K! Hao thotful.
Teh crispy curly fries sownds espechully nyce. Hey, they remynds me of AfriCat’s shoos at teh opening of NOM! *imagines AfriCat wayring curly fries on heems feets, laffs*
why fanks Gremlin, here I maded a plate of deh salad and cheeseburgers
and fries fur U too
and dere is plenty fur ebry wun to share
*lays out deh burgers, the fries and deh salad*
plz to be helping Urselves
*NOM NOM NOMs wif a kwikniss!*
*then dayntily liks orinj paws kleen*
Why fankyoo, 2K! That wuz delishmus!
Ai came bak so cud rite down teh salad resip ee. Fanks!! Ai go bye dat stuffz tomorow, CC willin!
Fank u 2k, dat sowndz berry nommee!
an here is Ur birfdai purrsent
*wraps a byootiful silver kitteh pin in a purty box wid sparklie bowz on top*
Fank u. Puddy_Tat gibbed me a silber pin wiv a kitteh juss liek mai abatar awn it. Ai dunno iffn him had it maed oar iffn it wuz a lukkee fyned.
hapitayl berfdai tu teh selibrints ob teh dai!!1!!!!1!!
frum dis hapitayl docters oface – dey dunt noes ai B wishin 4 dem!
Fank u!
Happy Birfday Annipuss!
I has fur yoo a nebur ending bottlol of wine and a silver neclace. the design is a bit art deco. it’s a lawng kitty that rests loosely awn ur shoulds wiff him head an feets hanging down in frunt. there is alsew a braclet cuff of the saem desighn.
Fank u princess fur such wundermuss prezziez!
u am berry welkome!
Happy Birfday to Catsrme! Here’s a present for you!
*Hands Catsrme an oddly-shayped packidge wrapped in bubblol-wrap and tied with purrplol ribbons. It’s a kaleidoscope that will make everything you look at froo it sparkly, mysterious, and fun!
Anover fruntpafer..woohoo Winnie, yu is gud…well mabe nawt gud, but funee.
happy tail burfday catsrme. i has fur yoo a tiarra made frum jade and gold!
HAPPEHTAYL BIRFDAY ANNIPUSS!
HAPPEHTAYL BIRFDAY, CAZSRME!
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Ai ‘fraid ai nawt knowing yu, Catzrme, but ai wishing yu a yeer full uv teh win an awsum!
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Anni, ai wish ai had a prezzint fur yu, but ai cud nawt fink uv ennyfing clebber oar purrsunal, eksept this: *offurs a faceted crystal prism awn a silbur cord*
If yu hangs this in a windo, ebree tiem teh sun tuchiz it an frows lil rainbos all arown, it can reminding yu taht yu haz mai luv an respekt awlways.
{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
Ohai, p-k.
I has crystal awn nekliss. Iz purty.
Ooooh shinee! Fank u!
LCB has excaped RLS just long enough to warsh her hair so itz skweeky-cleen and floofy, put on a modest yet groovy long dress and appear onstage wif an also skweekweekweeky-cleen and floofy GP, who is waring a white 3-piece soot and playing teh keyboards. They preform a song for Annipuss.
Sing along by clicking on my bloo name or copying and pasting this linky: youtube.com/watch?v=mq5pLi0huhw
Top of teh Commints
(aplologies to teh OMGitsaliongetintehCarpenters)
Such a stoopy’s coming over me
There’s a new lol posted on ICHC
Not a thought can I seize
Got teh dreaded brane freeze
And I won’t be “not second” once again
Every time I think I am on top
I’m not even close, miserably I flop
And while I’m such a wuss
Win goes to Annipuss
She’s the fastest fingered poster of teh crop
She’s on teh top of teh commints leading all of the Cheezpeeps
And she’s full of win and awesome every time
I accept my defeat because she is so darn sweet
Her speed puts her at the top of teh thread
In teh face of woe she maintains grace
And in twenty-twelve we’ll all stay at her place
To see teh Olympics and learn some of her tricks
There’s a lotta lubs for Annipuss, u see
There is only one wish on my mind
When the next lol posts I hope that I will find
That Annipus will be in teh top spot naturally
All is right with teh whirled when she is here
She’s on teh top of teh commints leading all of the Cheezpeeps
And she’s full of win and awesome every time
I accept my defeat because she is so darn sweet
Her speed puts her at the top of teh thread
She’s on teh top of teh commints leading all of the Cheezpeeps
And she’s full of win and awesome every time
I accept my defeat because she is so darn sweet
Her speed puts her at the top of teh thread
**floofy applolsaws**
AWSUM!!!!!!11!!!!!
omg I cant reed it cuz I can’t kwit laffin at the aplology!
I just keeps thinkin abowt Sam Neill in teh John Carpenter horror film “In The Mouth of Madness”: “Oh no, not the Carpenters!”
OMG, its teh carpenters get in a lion!!!!
@@@@@!!elebenty!
ah, dere yu is… * hands ober enbelope * heer is teh munnie fur, umm, taht thing wii spoked abowt…
hmmm… kwite a bit of munnies here….
*stuff envelope in bak pokket*
ok, sew, here’s ur *mumbles*
ooo fankies! Yu gawt meh teh ones ai wanted tu! Deed yu has anee trubble?
ppft! no trubble for me! but u really needs to be careful wif this stuff. Ifinkso u needs to use in moderashun.
*remembers hoo she is talking to*
*hedbats hurself*
hmm… has YU bin yoosing it?
well I has to do kwality control!!
Need enny halp wif dat?
*hedbathedbathedbat*
*swats back at DK*
*and teh swatfest begins*
Sheesh, ai wuz just trai-in to be halpful!
*Bites skwirrlgrrl onna eer – jentlee*
ew ew ew!
*liks DK on teh hed and runs to a safe distanse*
sew how is u today?
Hay! Iz not a wet willee, just a frendlee liddul nip! N fewer jerms tahn likking!
Ai is TYRED of hopping arown on 1 fut. Ai is TYRED of waiting fur reuslts. Ai is feline a liddul sowree fur myself, aifinkso. Even asked teh poopee ex to kum plai cribbij wif mii – O to wot depfs hav ai sunk???
Adn ai had a liddul fall on a step yesterdai morning – skareded maiself adn made mai leg n anklol ake awl dai.
ooooh, cribbaje! ai useta plae wiv mai dad alla tyme. iz grate game! ai plae wiv u insted, OK?
oh noes!!!
{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}
sowry, I had to step away from ICHC for a bit,
sowry u hadded a fall… I was not ignorifying u.
{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}} again
Wen u figger owt how to egg-skaype from RLS, plz to be lettin me kno, ‘k?
Yeah for LCB an GP!
Yeah for Annipuss – faster dan hers own fingers shadow!
Dat is brilliant!
*clappety clappety whistle whistle clappety clappety*
(an fanks for de gud earwurm)
*clappity clappity*
*wissul* *cheer*
*clappity clappity*
yoo are teh lirikal jeenyus, lcb!!
Fank u LCB dat iz awsum – did u noe dat teh Carpinturz wuz mai favrit groop?
Ai wull need a carpintur sune 2 wyden awl teh dorez `coz awl teh nies fings ebbriwunz sayin is maekin me big heddid!
No, I didn’t knoes that. I mean, um, er… of COARSE I knowed. Mmm-hmmm.
Mabye after GP is done
recovering fromcashing his paychek, he’ll get teh non-musical carpenters whut builded teh Safareh Park to come halps u widefy ur door.Smoos!
* applies leeza’s extry strawng creem *
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* narrows eyes *
*luks askanse*
U is self-applying now??
I fink maybe we needs to luk at a twelvety step program for u.
* applies self, liberally *
ahem… WEN does ai get paid fur tihs? huh? huh? pfft…
*pulls piggeh aside by his eer*
Doesn’t u rember we hadded that talk about not being such a selfish piggeh alldatime and sometimes doing nice things for other peeps wifout demanding payment or licensing fees? Hmmm?
No? U doesn’t rember? Ok then, I pays u… IN HEDBATS!
*prepares piggeh’s pay packet*
Whut about that spensive BlackBerry u whined and whined for me to get u?
“I’ll be able to keep track of all my pointments,” u sed
“I’ll never forget another important event that doesn’t benefit me directly,” u sed
“I won’t just play games onnit all day,” u sed.
“Hay! I just beet my best score,” u sed.
Awl berry berry gud poynts…
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Prollem is, ai had tu whine adn whine adn whine adn thretten tu set Mick awn yu afore yu gawt me won… ADN den, wen ai wus awl egg sighted yu gibbs me a punnet ob Blooberries adn sed “Sry, dey wus awl out”…
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Yu nose, issa wunder ai steel ‘werks’ fur yu… dere is menee, MENEE ppl hu cud yoose a fabyomulus phlonquais liek me…
“Werk” is teh “right” “word” for whut u “does.”
* starts scribbling out notice *
Look. I has to go now. We’ll discuss this later, not in teh middlol of a birfday party, ‘k? We was up all nite rehearsifying teh song so we is both a little punchy.
*ow!* Kwit punching me!
hmm… otay, but but but plz tu remindify me tu kwit – ai wheel prolly forget!
LCB!! LCB! Dont yoo think yoo shud maybee cut teh por littlol Piggeh sum slak?
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He. . .well. . he IZ kinda cyoot.
Cyoot? Lemme see ur glasses for a minnit, Janet.
*cleens off layers and layers of schmutz from Janet’s glasses, gives glasses back*
O Janet, yu is so kynd tu sai taht… is troo, ob corse, but but but steel, is berry nyce ob yu tu sai!
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Yu nose, ai bet yu wud be a mush better Phlonquer… does yu has anee knead fur a littlol GP? huh? huh?
Don’t do it Janet! He’ll cost u a fortune in fuds, clothings and shetland ponies!
*haz a puzzloled*
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Jus hao menny shetland ponies duz a pinnygig need? An fur wut porpoise?
Ai has tu has at leest tu at anee won thyme, dun ask meh wai. Ai just does, otay?
Hmmm. U izzint hurtin dem in enny way, iz u? Az lawng az dey iz teh happee & consents to wutebber ur doin wif dem, iz ok bah mii. Ai tries nawt to judge.
*is afrade to ask*
hmm – ai wud fink does littlol minee… mynie… tynie horsis wud bee moar kunveeniant?!?
Noe?
*pondurs on dis*
Yoo gets to keep teh soot, aifinkso…
ooo! ai DOES liek eet, akshully! adn mai HDT needs tu go in teh londree aneewai!
Omai dat wuz wunnermus! {{LCB}}
WOWserz! nawt much tyme to stawp an plae todae
but whut a partee!
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a verree happytayle burfdae to annipuss, an catsrme, an jlcollier too — as well as stagehanddan teh misteree man, whenevr his burfdae iz!
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an LCB, aifinkso u haz outdun yurself! iz mebbe bestest song ever! GRATE JOB!!
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schmoos & hedbonks & boops!
Fank u Tessm
Ai haz a kno nostl noslg finkin uv teh past.
Fank U. Whut a pritty womun shee luks.
oh mai, burfday fairy finked her wuz being o ntime today, but teh party iz alreddy rolling!! evreewun cant wayt to say happee burfday to annipuss!! an iz no wunder, her iz being a very speshul part ob cheezland wif herz grashus wayz an her qwik wits an fingers!! so now burfday fairy iz heer too, to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to owr deer annipuss, an to teh ovver burfday peeplez hoo haz tehr burfdays today: Jlcollier an catzrme, hoo iz wun ob teh behind-teh seenz gud cheezfrenz! an if it iz yor burfday too, dont be shy, com joyn teh party!! nuffin kan beet teh caek taht mary O haz bringed, an i’m shur taht CHEEZ will haz teh catering well in hand. but i haz bring suppilm – supplumt – extry cuppiecakes wif fancy flowr frostings!! an frooty punch, an fresh choklit-dipt stawrberriz!! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz taht glitter like raynbowz wen tehy bownse, yoyoz taht wissle teh happy burfday song wen tehy yoyo, kandeez, more kandeez, an sparkly stikkers taht luking liek annipuss’s abatar kitteh!! (all lissensing feez go to annipuss’s favrit chair – chart – helping-peeplez-an-aminlols groop) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!!!
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oh, an i haz a speshul liddle sumfing for annimpuss – a pair ob comfy slipper wif fluttery inviziblol fairy wigns on teh bak to maeking yor feets lite an happy on teh florr!
Fank u burfday fairy Ai aer habbin `bowt teh bestest burfday ebber.
Your blog is related to humor with the images of cats but the image surprised me. How did the cat so? It is amazing. It is different from theme but it is really thinkable…
Thanks
happy burfday annipuss!!
but not qwite. i haz bringd yoo a pair ob majikal shooz taht luk liek very luvly shoos but iz comfy az sneekers (are tehy being called “trayners” in TTI?) an will fill yor legs wif bownsy enurjy az yoo walk owt to do yor shopping!!!
ahhhhhhhh)
ooh, burfday fairy’s prezzint iz almost liek mine
(i gotted a payr for myself too
Fank u lunarmommy, teh trayners sownd juss wat mai pore awld feets need!
Happy Birfday Annipuss!
Pleeze 2 accept my pleh day erasifyer. Whenebber yer habbin a pleh day, you can jes wave da erasifyer and eberyfing will be all bedderer.
Njoy!
Fank u C dat iz a berry yooseful fing!
Sowwee PC (nawt juss C) mai keebord iz playin stoopie trix. Fur sum reezun teh top line uv ledders duzn’t print wen Ai yooze teh shift key!
Aww, no wurriez. I new wat yew ment.
Ohai! An Happee Burfdae tu awl teh Burfdae Peepuls! Ai has a liddol prezzint foar eech ob yu – nawt-sekkund, heer bees liddol majikol wands, wut gets splaind inna minnit.
**hands eech burfdae peep a prittee wand, wif flours tyd awn wif prittee silk ribbins**
An ai maedid yu a Speshul Liddol Spell, tu
**taeks owt a speshlee-wovin baskit, awlso dekamoratid wif teh flours an ribbins; the baskit bees ful ob lublee flour petils an sweet-smelin herbs, miksd wif secrit majikol stuff**
**dansdansdansis arownd teh Birfdae Peepuls, chantin teh Speshul Liddol Spell, an scatterin teh majikol mikschur**
Tu keep yu safe, ai sprinklol rownd
Dese majik herbs dat ai has fownd,
Wif lubs an frenships cast dis spell
Tu send awl stoopid trolls tu … um …(dis famblee site, so yu can jus fill in teh riming wurd foar Baesmint Cat’s howse, pls)
Ifn a troll duz kreep up on
yu sneekillee, jus waev dis wan
d, an *poof* den yu wil cee
troll vanishiz, awl majiklee.
Butt teh strongist majik dat is heer
Is dat ur frends hu howld yu deer
Send yu awl der lubs eech dae
An keep teh stoopid trolls awae.
Dere!! Nao yu bees awl safe! Happee Burfdaes!!
oh – dat is a pretteh pretteh spell!
an it rayms! is almoast a pome
*klaps* Aw, that is pritteh! Teh majik to keep away trolls. And teh majik uv frendsheep. Sweet thots! And it duz look lyke a full-owt pome to meh! Nice job, Nicewitch!
Fank u nicewitch!
Yu bees beriberi welkum! Ai hoeps yu bees habbin a wundermus dae!
happpppppy birthdayyyyyyyyy to Annipuss. It is always a treat to find you in the taupe spot. Many of us has an envy at yer speed at the keyboard, and cleverness at the same time, but we recognizes egg-salance when we sees it.
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Many Happy Reruns !!!
Fank u Phillipe, ebbriwun iz sayin such lubblee fingz – Ai wull hab 2 haz burfdaiz moar offen!
That iz teh Gud Ideah!! 4 us 2 saz teh luvvin (Spoonful) things to odders mooar dan wunce a yeer!!
* WEEEEEEEEK WEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEEEEEK *
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Happee Happee Burfdai tu mai deer Annipuss! Yu is so full ob win adn ossim, eben tho yu ALWAIS beets me tu teh nawt sekkund spawt; ai lubbs yu aneewai!
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Wen ai grows up, aifinkso ai want tu be a power poster juss liek Anni!
Fank u G haz been noed 2 beet me!
Dat shud be GP, uv corse.
Wandurrs in, a bit layte.
*places tray uv sliced fresh veggies & a bowl uv ranch dip on teh tablol*
*places fresh-baked cawfee cake (wif buttery cinnamon brown shugar streusel innit & onnit) on teh tablol*
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Happitayl Birfday, Annipuss!!!
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Heerz ur prezzie. Itz a majikul bawks dat givs u wutebber fuds u wants, purrrrfektly prepared to ur liking. Wen u iz dun eetin, u kin put teh dishes bak in & teh bawks will cleen dem. No fuss – no muss!
berry kool prezzie! evrywun needs wun of dem!
Anom! Altho, sumtiemz cookin stuff yerself iz bery fun & rewarding. Warshing teh dishes, nawt sew muchlee…
that’s why I cooks and hubcat does deh cleaning
even more boring dan doing deh dishes is drying dem
and putting dem awai
how is Uz nightshayde? I can now see Ur green outfit
I is gud fanks for asking
Fank u NS – dat wud fill a lawng felt want!
Silleh fishee — kittehs iz frendz, NAWT fuds!
not if U iz in Soviet Rushya
I iz gud too fanks fur aksing
CONGRATS WINNIE-WONKA!!!!
*Dashes in, kleerly in a hurrey*
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Whew! Teh partee is still goin! Ohai all. I bringed dis birfday caek, an a speshul prezzie fur Annipuss — its a payre uv roller skates sew she can speed up her daley air rundz. Dey has teh noofangulled weels dat are maed uv sum speshul hi-speed stuff, so watch out Lundun fur almoast-flyin Annipuss! Enjoy!
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Happitayl birfday an menny happitayl returnses!
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An to yoo too Catsrme — an heer r sum beautimous pikshur fraems fur yoo to keep pikshurs uv yoor kittehs in.
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Par-tay on!
Coo fank u Cassidy – a hi speed Annipuss wud put teh feer uv CC in2 teh nayburhood!
*clinkyclinkyclinky*
*Gances at sun – definitly ober teh yardarm*
*clinkyclinkyclinky*
Ohai Annipuss – Ai has just brort yu som “grow srys”, for yur burfdai – an som old frends: Shepherds Neame, London Pride, Theakstons Old Pec, of a bokkul ob Barvariyun Rasbry beer, juss for fun! Donunt drink tehm awl at wunse…ah, wot teh hek! It’s yur burfdai!
Has a gud wun!! Clinkclink!!
oooh.. got any more of taht rasbry beer Ambercat??
*drool*
Nawt ennee mor!
Fank u Ambercat. Hic!
Happee burfai Annipuss! Sawree ai cannawt stay furr yur pardee, butt ai am finkin ov yew! Enjoy! {{Annipus}}
Fank u PH!
Happee birfdai frum VLC, Anni! Hoep ur habbing a lublee dai. Will yoo see ur sun tonite?
Fur ur birfdai ai’m gibbing yoo ur bery own cart drawn bai a Shetland pony (self-feeding n self-cleening) to taek yoo awn ur errands. (Fanks fur teh idea, LCB!)
Birfdai schmoos frum DK
Fank u DK. Dat wull cawz a stir in teh soopermarkit carpark!
Hoppy Birdie, oh awesome annipuss!!
Concatshoelaces on ur frunt-page lol, Winnie-Wonka!
Fank u W-W!
This is just a courtesy call
This is just a matter of policy
This is an act of kindness
To let you know that your time is up
oh noes phone call of doomz frum deh grim reaper
who iz U calling rhsb?
*soprano_smurf, berri layt as ewesewal, rushez up, makingz da vokill worm-upzez allawey uppastarez*
meemeemeeMEEmeemeemeemeeeeee
mahmahmahMAHmahmah maaaaaahh
mmmmrrreeaaaaaAAAOOOOOooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!
ahem! hem!
Happi Happi Happi Naut-Sekkkund-Anny-Furrr-Sariz Annipuss and Catzrme!!1!!!!!!!!11!
*singz*
Happi Purrrrzdey tuu yuuuu,
Happi Purrrrzdey tuu yuuuu,
Happi PURRRRZEY *tawp See flatteringlolly flat * deer Cheeezfrenzzzz,
Happi Purrrrzdey tuu yuuuu!!!!1!!!!!
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*blushiz an haidz berhaind kertingz*
Fank u S_S!
Hippo, birdie, two ewes
Hippo, birdie, two ewes
Hippo birdie, deer Annipuuuussss……
Hippo birdie, two ewes!
Fank u ICHF!
Where do I find one of these beds???
This bed came from: http://www.happytailstoronto.com/ . They are hand made by a local lady who sells them on consignment at the pet store.
nez 1 for mi kittie!
And a wondermus time was had by all (except the kitteh in da fishie – he’s a littl down inna mouf).
Happie Birfday to Annipus and Catzrme! Happie Birfday to youse!
Fank u 3LK
Oh NOES!!!! Ai neerly missed Annipuss’s burfday! Annipuss, menny menny happy returns to teh nawt second spot, ur riteful hoem. May ai gib u a speshull burfday martoonie, made of gud wishes from ur cheezfrenz (and a littlol alkyhawl) and some speshul virchewul floofy kittehs who will come an play wif u an snorgle wiv u an purrrrrrrr awloberu but will nawt rekwire enny lukkin after an will nawt get under ur feets an trip u ups. Have a wundermuss birfday (wut’s left ob it).
Fank u Martoonie. Ai had teh moast wundermuss birfdai!
Happy Birfday, Annipuss!!!
I hope dat u see dis, beeing on teh sekund page and all!! ANd I hopes dat u hadded a moast splendiffurruss day, and I hopes and trussts dat u noes wiff not a jot or tiddull ub a dowt how much u is lubbed heer on teh Cheezy Place!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Heer r birfday card furr u!
yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=322072252&m=6822&rr=y&source=yahoo999
Fank u kafleen. Ai lub teh card!
No, it is I who will eat you!
Kitteh uber fail, Toy fin WINS
dis kina lat but happee birdday anniii
i hars a birdy blanket and fethir pillo me cumfe at nite