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Diet tomorrow. Promize
Ai wishes Ai had a cheezburger rite nao.
*skweezez in
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Oh Hai!! I borry dis tawp spot OK??
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MarthaV haz a rekwest fur advizez dat I posted on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
Pleez tu leeving commintz tu halping hur.
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Wii now return u tu ur regular LOLz.
Will a hug suffice furr teh moment??
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*Tossez beedz to Kafleen
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
*gibs lyanthya a cheezburger in an TTI pancake* Happitail pancake dai!
Yea, that a goo idea. what made that ketteh so chubbeh?
pfft! kitteh will run that off over ur bed tonite!
Iffn teh pur fing ever moves agin!
i finkso teh springbored off ur chest will convinse u later!
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congrats carosue! we has a honest to gawsh ty… ifink teh booteek is still open…I’m gettin a bobblol hedded zombeh kitteh!
Zombeh kitteh? Eeeeeewwwww! But perhaps yew never herd my story about teh zombie kitteh and teh Big White Dog. Innf yew don’t mind, I fink I will have wun of those kitteh beed neklasses insted.
*Tossez beedz to carosue
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
Ai wud liek 2 heerz it!?
snorglee spotted belleh!
skweeeeee!!!!
(kitteh tew kyute for clever thot!)
My kitteh has same spotty belleh but nawt so beeg–no cheezeburgers! Deffunitely snorgable.
Ai agreez wivyu absotivelii PAWsolootlii, gammacat. “AWWWWWWWW!” and *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
ooohhhh rolleh-polleh-kitteh! want!!!
oooh needz tu snoorgle dat kitteh
Do Nawt Push wen R snorgling dis wun!
belleh raspberriez!!!
Attensun Cheezpeeps!!!!!
Splort Com Elebenty Ellert – this is not teh drills!
Dawn yer CHRG W/doi and pray we gets thru dis kyoot!!!
i wud splort if i stayed, maybeh, but I’m gonna go see wut teh President haz to say.
ai shur hoap iz da rite fingz nd it wurkz……
Datz da snorgalichus bebbeh. fassen yur chrgz berry wel.
forwards teh hilites:
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“And we say a Cheezburgerz In Ebery Kitteh!”
(massib clappityclappity ob floofy paws)
“Elebenty Martoonies will be giben tu stimulate teh snorgling!”
(more massib clappityclappity ob floofy paws)
Ooo!
DIS iz hiz cheezburger policy
! Glad wii boated for himz!~
*SSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!*
Uh Oh!! Nightshayde b down!!!
*grabbingz teh CCC.
*rummij, rummij.
Ah heerz deh broom.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee hellow Kitteh blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Fankies, boaf cweenmj & gammacat. Ai haz a dubbul reskyew — ai feel speshul!
heer cums teh CCC!
*sweep up nightshaydes brains*
*rinse wif sparkloling wadder (now wif lymon)*
*scoops up braynes and plops back into hed*
*pats bones inna place, and covers wif duckytape (purplol)*
*snaps new CHRG in place (inspected by # elebentee)*
*puts nightshayde in comfee chair wif blankee, warm drink, and sordid noms*
nightshayde, how are yew feelin? dew yew need HGGs tew?
Nuffin sum free pancaeks at IHOP won’t cure.
Fankies fur teh reskew, gammacat!
grate, no I has a hungree for IHOP pancakes!
In teh USA, dey iz givvin away free short stax uv pancaeks today until 10pm – askin dat u maek a donation to Childrens’ Miracle Network. Ai iz nawt shur hao long teh lien will be. There r 2 IHOPs between werk & hoam, so aifink ai will see if ai kin get in eever wun. Mah huzbin finks teh lien will be bery long & duzzint want to try…. so ai mite eet pancaeks by mahself dis eevning.
Eye will eetz teh pancaeks wif u nightshayde.
*stawps buy teh IHOP*
*pushes thru teh lien tew teh front* (affer maeking donation)
*sitz down if teh boof adn callz nightshayde over*
*yooowhooo Nightshayde. Over hear*
*happillee noms pancaeks wif big gladys*
tri dis kind. iz new.
*slides playte ov teh butterscotch roks to nightshayde*
tehy is buttermilk wif pekawns, granohla, butterscotch chips adn toped wif whiped creem adn caramal saus.
Dis Kittuhn shud bee on Muree Povich…………FATT KITTHUHN EPIHSOAD!
I haz a a ful.
kwik – gets mii a bukkit!!!
‘Jest wun fin wayfer you say…?’
“itz waffer-thin…”
Didja get a Chococat watch? Didja didja didja?
not yet — ai will be owt & abowt tomorrow @ lunchtyme so that’s mai plan!
(ai duz have tiny wristz sew ai iz hopin!)
an fankyoo foar teh hedz-up!
yesh Meester Creosote, a wafeer tin mint — no causes you to esplode…
taht was jus teh beginningz…..
ceiling cat if ai srvives ai will neber tuch anubber cheezburger again ai SWEARZ
er mebee jest wun attah time, an I won’t watsh it down wiff rootsbeer, or chase it wiff chonklit ecklares, or finish orf de meel with eye-kremes.
eye creems? r yu shure? ai thot those wer tocksick iffn eeted. werks wunders wen applyed topikally tho.
yesh they du!
*bats i-lashes*
*displays remarkalbee rinklol-free eyes*
You Schmeers Cunkey Munkey on yer mush?
noes!! eye creems!
and actually it snot me… there seems to be a overa bun dance of volunteers taht wants to put creem on my eyeses around here.
*reeches owt n dabs auntie rinklol creem arownd Leeza’s eyeses*
Ai had note issed dat, tu.
mai misspent kollidge yeerz, let me sho u them!
muh current fave is “I’m nawt gonna dwink anney moah”
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Prolly won’t dwink anny less eever.
Fat tewsdai kitteh iz sillybrating mardi gras.
*Tossez beedz to big-gladys.
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
*katchez beedz*
*admyres teh shinee*
*iz glad tew nawt hafta raiz sweater tew git dem*
*wisspurrs, ai iz glad tew……*
*wisspurrs, I’m glad u dint say ‘oh deh huge manatee’
why? duz lady manatees raze their uh… flippers or somthin?
oar sumfin…
*snerk*
mummy hoomin, pwease rub mai belleh sews ai kin be dijestin.
but makes shure yu rubs teh rite way, else ai be spendin tomorrow in teh bocks.
haow u bee feeleeng naow, ks? hoep awl is beddur!
bee careful, do nawt rubb too hard, no wnat da fuds to bak up on u
ai has a boot datz made fore walkin- an thatz wut itz gunna do- fore five week weeks.
wun ob deeze daez, izzzz teh bootz gonna bii walkink awl obbar sumwun?
yup… probly whatever stoodint duznt move fast enuff. ai kant rillee feel ware teh boot iz, so itz hylee likely that ai will acksidentallee step awn sumbuddy.
wanna be nawt sekund?
kitteh belleh’s zo swuolln I can zee fruh spottyd fur sum peenkey skeen… mmm
*kizzez awl owr spotz linez*
Plumpz Belleh Liddill
Kitteh oavurrdidz t3h Awll
U canz Eetz Boofay
Plumpz Belleh awllz full
ubz deelishshuss Nomz naow. Woodz
lykez 2 taykz Napz naow
Raindrop shoodz beez heer!
Seez hurz verrreh furst ‘Sploart!’ Getz
bettah akwayntidd
Jack.
*clappityclappity*
Exposed cute pink rotund belly with belly spots. What more can you ask for?
u had a goggie… but ai eetted hym….
FTW!!!!! javogabo, u rok!!!
*burrrpppsss*
‘cuse me…
*hanz javo a nappykin*
heer in caes u hab needz uv wypin teh mowth
Ah can has dis plump belleh kitteh nao?
Ahfinkso!
SQUEEEEE and SMOO!
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp
Poke poke
~Splort~
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away.
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*runz after deh fleeing braynez sell
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I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz llukz sooo gud on u!!
*fastenz chin strap.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Whew. Thanks, I was a goner.
Cween, Ai baleevs yoo haz sumfin ob mien…..
Otay!!! I trade u.
U giving mii a schmoo, and I giving u deh spayce ship.
*holdz spayze ship bhind back adn leenz fourwerd fur deh schmoo.
*thumpz arownd behynd cween*
oh! a spase ship! ai needz wun uv those!
Git ur own!!! dis b fur Plasticat!!
ai wuz just gunna luuk at it! whai duz everybuddy think ile borrow stuff wifowt askin?
waz yu gunna taek it owt in teh lite tu seeing it bedderer?
pawsiblee, but ai brot a flashlite justin case.
besides, ai didnt aks fore it, so yu noe ile bring it bak!
Plasticat mus gib reelee gud schmoooos iffin wun will bye a spacee ship!!
Schmooz frum deh 13 yr old boiz b berry rare!!! dat makez dem wurf berry muchlee.
*appeerz beehaiend teh cween*
*shiftee eyez*
*sneekilee taekz spaes shipp awai, den runrunrunzadnhaiedz*
Oh man!! u guise b dubblol teeming mii!!!
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Datz ok.
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*Anuzzer, bedder spayce ship appearz in deh cweenz handz.
DIS wun b fur Plasticat.
*Holdz on bery bery firmlee.
*shiftee eyez*
*grabbz ahold ob noo spays shipp, adn traiez tew taek*
But faylz!
*taykes spays ship frum cween den walks off tew jet powered bed dat goz bak up tew sapys* Fanx cween!
G’nite *yawns*
Ok, gimmee deh schmoo and teh ship b urz, Plasticat!
*schmooz cween sleepilee* Ai kin haz now?
*Handz Plasticat himz ship.
Ok, haz deh funz wif it.
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I noez how deh boiz likez deh space shipz… Mai Eric lubbed dem wen him wuz a boi and deh grandson b lubbing dem, tuu!!
*hugs cweenmj*
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Sum gurls liek dem azwell, aifinkso.
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*waits fur WP to nom yet anudder comment*
Sum gurls duz, yep!
Me, ai purrfured cassuls.
*britens an rummijiz in bakpak*
aHA!
*pulls owt sooper-delux Lego cassul set*
Cassul fur teh cween.
YAY fer Estes rawkets!!! Yay moar fer Estes rawket engines wiffout the Estes Rawkets! Yay Moas ob awl fer Estes rawket engins wiff various revel boat modlols, it’s lyke a JATO onna boat!! I wunner if kidz today do dis sorta rilly funz but berry dangermuss stuffs?
hoorai fur lego’z!!!!!*daievz intew gainowurmaus pilol ob legoz*
*snerk* JATO onna bote…..dat’z funneh…liek dat storee waer dey putteded doze rokkitz awn teh car, adn it taekeded awff adn embedededededed itselfz inn teh kliff?
Yay LEGOs!
gibz bak da spacie shipz DK..nawt tu wurriz da prezident just promized new spaci shipz fur ebberi wunz i fink so wuzzunt realli lissen
noez…sawree, hims diden’t….ai wuz aktchualee watchink itt….
BOOOOooooooommmmmm…. da spacee ship DK stolz haz a selfee destructo mode dat onlee dee ritefull owwner can stop — now it haz blowed up!!!!
oh noez…..dun tell meh dat mai hed haz asplodeded agayun!
It looks like the kitty’s eaten just one huge cheezburger … but eaten it whole :3
Adn forgot tu tayk teh rest ob teh cow owt furst
the cheese and all.
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fat cat kitten
gets ceo bonuses wile u r bein forclowzd awn…
LOL!!!
Wif dat smylol onna kitteh behbeh’s fais, hao nawt sew grate?
Wow, you look as fat as Happycat.
I wanna tikklol teh liddlol spots, but nawt wanna wake teh bebbeh.
Ai lubs teh crost bak feetses!
hoo arre yoo kiddink? *noms* iz beree gud gushiefudz……adn maekz fur……(uh ohez, nawt agaeyunj!!) …..uh ohez….
teh…..kyootneseses…………………….
*SPLORT!!!*
*thump drag thump drag thump drag*
wheew, that iz eckzawsting!
*luuks at the branes awl spattered akross the floor*
*luuks at borked fut*
ai thinkz mebbe ile need sum halp kleenin up dis splort…
ai got the tape and the choklit!
I halping u kitsunerina!!
tho I not so sure I shud halping DK after him snitched deh spayce ship.
*dragz in teh CCC.
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Takez taype frum Kitsunerina.
Fankee, deer.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee. :snerk:
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
Tuk u up in deh floofee pink blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*openz eyez a littlol bitt* huh……*lukkz att blankee* eep….oh wellz…iz warmz, at leest….*kloezes eyez, dozez awff, unawaerz dat teh skaelz hab turneded teh saem colurr ob teh blankee*
teemwerk- we haz it!
an btw, mai leg is a grayd 2 soopinayshun sprane- nawt gud, ai wuz lukkee to nawt need a kast- just the walkin boot.
*Tossez beedz to kitsunerina.
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
Yesh we can!!!
grabs beads an putz em on…………..oooh shiney!!!
did joo watch teh speech jamama?
yesh ai did……..now teh dude frum looooseeeana is doin rebuttal speech… ebbrywun is sayin same fing jus diffrent ways
well, ifinkso it looks like they is figgering things out finally tho!
babbeh steps!
dems awl sez “sooo much monies”
lets stop spendin monies in iraq an
spend it at home
az lawng az peeps git to keep der jawbs adn der homz eye iz happi
ohai big gladys!
I hasnt seed u in a lot of whiles!
how u is?
eye liek a peepz known as greg mortenson. himz iz building skools in afghanistan adn pakistan fur teh kidz. speshually girlz. buks nawt bombz.
yew mite like dis
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3515134
ohai skwirrlgrrl. eye iz okai. bin busee wif otter stuff, but a beeg sad maed me coem bak sew eye culd laff.
oh noes!
well we bettah stop teh seriuss talk rite now then!!!
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wud u leik a martoonie maybeh?
or a peep?
or bof?
am dreenking hawt chokklit wif marshmellows adn baileys adn choc. likkor. iz halping but teh newz is bak awn. eye shuld turn it off.
turn it off……turn it off…..turn it off
drink martoonie
drink martoonie
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*hic*
yes u shud!
why have noos when u can have schmoos, I always sez.
*gives b-g an almond biskotti to go wif her sooped up hot choklit*
there’s more here if anyone wants!
iz off.
*guzzles teh hawt chokklit*
haz huzband ficks anover wan.
nommmmnommmnom
dat is wan gud biskotti. tanks tew u veri mush.
oh BG, ai googloled yer Greg Mortensen…….. sounds innerstin….. “Three Cups of Tea”
One Man’s Mission to Promote Peace . . . One School at a Time
sounz inspiring!!! fanks
iz a must read. he deserbs teh nobel prize fur peace. adn hour halp.
nite cheeziefrens. goeeng tew saok in teh *whspuurrs* b…a…f…f tanks fur halpeeng me laff tonite.
is a quick read??
nite BG………… yew are surrounded bai teh pink aura ob lurve!!!!
yesh. waz 1000 or so pages awn mai iPhone. prolly ’bout 300 or so in a real buk. red it over teh weekend.
tanks. teh pink aura ob lurve iz super dooper comforting.
jamamakitty goes tew amazon tew order teh buk……… YAY amazon, yew are mai fren
I has sevral frendz who has read 3 cups of tee and all recommend it ohai-lee. I hasn’t gotten to that one yet myselfs.
I is hedded to bed too.
Nite all!
nite sweetie………. snoooze n schmooos
Ohai jamama! Haow yoo bees?
Adn haow is Shilo?
we’s doin gud!! hers snoozin on teh back ob teh couch bai me….. ruh roh… dat means midnite runs!!!
I bak… just in timey tu throwing beedz at deh skwirrlee gurrll.
*tossez multikullerd beedz tu Leeza
Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
Schmoooz!!
hows yer paws doin?? can get around a liddel yet?
Yoo meen “teh rips”? When tehy run arownd liek they’re being chased bai a feroshus monster?
Hay!!! I hz a GIANT HAPPEE!!
Janet b kumming tu OKC fur a wedding
(no, not LCB and GP)
And I will git tu meeting hur!!!
*fayntz*
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*Rekuvverz and runz bak tu emayo Janet sum moar.
*raisins i-brow*
I don’t has to ‘do’ anyfing for tehese beeds, do I??
oh cweenie……….dat is eggshellent!! ai haz a happi fur yew!!! wen her is cumin der?
an yesh 4.5 teh rips sound about rite………. or her will fite wif teh blanket monster……. ai nbber seen a kitteh fite wif teh blankies before….. ai will haz tew make a video ob dat!! is a hoot!!
Jamama: were yoo asking mii haow mai paws R? If so, ai’m getting arownd fiend wif mai mom’s walker! Much bedder tahn crutches!
Cween MJ: dat bees bery ecksiting news!!!!
Leeza: donut raisin ur i-brow. Wii just gotted it all niec n creemed.
Mmmmm… raisins n bran flaeks n creem… ai’m hongree!
MJ: KEWL!
Jamama- Gummi does that sometimes, and it is teh cyoot!
ODK – I is not a brekfast fud! and I left u a note downthred. V
mmmmmmmmmm bran flakes!! ai resemble dat cerial……LOL
4.5 glad yew is gettin round beddar….. ai haz seen cuppla peeps wif leg scooters… der leg is bended at teh knee wif teh fut stikkin out in da back an dey are berry mobile!! pleh on crutches!!! pleh on teh sore armpits!!
*bursting wif egg site mintz*
Deh wedding b March Sebenthez!!
ai jus lurves dese 4 way conbersasians……. or more like 8 way if yew factor in ebbrywun…….. is a testament tew our communication skills dat we can figger innyfing out at all!!! LOL
Sadlee, ai has to go sleeps naow! But teh leg skooter sownds intriguing!
G’nite, ebreewun. Schmoos adn sweet dreems.
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lol indeed!!
I so glad tu heer deh DK skooting rownd wif deh wawkker!! I postinged an updat on KCT dis ebening, tu. And Kitsuneria b habbing deh wawking boot!! Aew enny peepz wif deh owwiez!!
*cweenie, let’s nawt join dem, otay?*
jus incase yew hazznt logged off 4.5, ai putted a link tew the leg skooters on yer profyle
innywun peekin cuz can’t sleep yet (like sumwun wif a cheezmeet cumin up) ai iz joinin teh slumberfest tew!! schmoooos tew awl
G’nite, Jamamamamama!!!
*Tossez beedz ebberee wair fur hooever wantingz dem!!
Schmoooooooooozzzzzzzzz!!!
*sneeks back in an grabs sum more beads*
snooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*Tossez beedz to Jamamammamamamamam!!!
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
Schmoooz!!
let teh gud times rolllllll……………..
oh wait….dats wut…….
oh nebbermind….
puts more beads on….ooh purplol……..ooh teal………fanks!
how duz yew like mai mask??
ai luks lik a lil blak kitteh
I will haz tu kleer mai cache I guess… I still see deh same jamamamamamama
sumtimes teh mask duzznt hide teh soul…..
Supt sez hee mist u!!
yew will be up dis wai before yew noes it….. mebbe yew cud make a lil detour an meet teh shilo baby……. ai cud find a nice campground fur yew….*hint hint*
dat wud b funz…. wii will see how it goez… haz tu b in Prineville May 1.
but yew needs to see Snoqualmie Falls sumtime an Mt St Helens tew……..well mebbe werks…. mebbe nawt….. ai will see yew sumtime dis summer wun wai or t’other
Moast definitelee.
Wii b lukking foarwerd tu it.
wut? shinee beedz? waerz?
*Tossez beedz to Drakonic Kitteh.
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
oooh….shinee….
waet….la-wut?? *has a confuzzle*
it’s Fronsch for ‘let teh gud times roll’!
An to drinks: Peru!
(moovy refr…referr…moovy tawking abouts theeng.
*Handz Kitsunerina a chokklit martoonee…..
I hope deh foot b doing ok wif itz wawking boot.
it shood be…
it itches tho… an ai hassa tendencee to strap it awn too tite.
*snatches beeds* prittee….
Awww! Lookit teh noble plush belly fuzzums!
*ressuls wif dilemma*
*prysma-kitteh an prysma-caretroll duz battul in hed furoshuslee*
*prysma-kitteh say, “shush, yu nawt knowing!”*
*prysma-caretroll say, “need tu telling peeps!”*
*prysma-caretroll duz sneeky trick, subdoos prysma-kitteh, ties her up, an stuffs her in teh bakpak*
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If yur kitteh has a berry berry rownd belleh lyk this, espeshullee if it be a bebbeh kitteh, plz plz plz tu be dewurming yur kittehs. Rownd belleh luking berry cyoot, but iz awlso majur symptum uv hevvy parasite infestashun.
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*prysma-kitteh fites free uv bakpak, powsis prysma-caretroll*
*furoshus struggul ensoos*
*prysma-kitteh stuffs prysma-caretroll intu bakpak an ties it titelee*
Uh, sowree abowt that, peeps…
*Tossez beedz to PK.
*tossez moar beedz tu PC
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
Merci, mai cween!
Pleez nawt tu bii sorri fur sharing da info fur da helfness ob da bebbi an grown kittehz ebberi factz wiiz knowz helpz us keep da kittehz safe. thanx prysma-caretroll {{prysma-caretroll}}
Dats gud infurmayshun to noe, PK — aidonutfink u needz to haz a caertroll mask on fur dat.
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*tosses beeds to PK*
oooooh shini beedz furgettid it waz da Mardi Graz *lukz arund tu findz shini beedz* oooh heer dey arz purplez goldz and greenz *placez elebendi arund nekz* heer ebberi wunz haz sum *throwz dem tu da cheezpeepz
nawt needz tu lift da shirtz or ennifingz lik dat just katch demz *throwz tu da left throwz tu da rite, throwz bak owt. oopz* heer cumz and getz dem
Ooooh, beeds! fankies!!!
plz tu nawt be hurting self, 3km!
*rummijis in bakpak*
aHA!
*hangs elebenty strands uv beeds awn 3km*
*dansdansdanses arown, frowing beeds tu peeps*
thnx PK heer haz da special gold,burple and green beedz shaped lik kittehz
ooooh, pretty! an shinee! an colurs!!!!!
hao yu n yur hyoomin boi feeling? {{{{{3km}}}}}
himz wuz ok til bout an hour ago..i wented tu chekz own him an feverz bak an haz terrible heedack an iz awful..haz da wurriz goin tu dr tinicat tumarrow..i feelz ok tho just little tired.. thnx PK fur askin..just a little worried
Aaaargh!!! WP be nawt lettin meh respond to cweenmj’s commintz! Ai haz a sad nao.
Oh well. Mebbe itz just nommin commintz wif brakkets & smileys.
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*sigh*
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Tiz tiem fur meh to leeving werk. Hoapfullee ai kin get sum pancaeks on teh way hoam. If nawt, ai haz teh yummeh noms at hoam.
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Ebbreewun haz a grate nite! Happy Mardi Gras!!!
*Tossez beedz to nightshayde.
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!!
wut is teh deel wif teh pancaeks?
one of my IRL frenz sed that today. I din’t bemember pancaeks bein part of Mardi Gras?
neveh mind. I see upthred!
This wuz alwasy “Pancaek Tyoosday” oar “Shrove Tyoosday” in our famblee.
ware’d u come frum!!
one of us is always showin up rite when teh otter one is leaving.
Hmmm…kinda suspishus, n’est pas?
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*wispers*
did u hear bak?
*wispurs* Nope!
“why have news when yoo can have schmoos”: Ai lubs it!
*blushes*
ackually I has a history of payin verra little tenshun to teh news.
it’s only been in this last year that I has taken more of an interest in teh polly ticks.
Still don’t watch teh regular noos much tho.
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oh and HEBDONK!
Ai alreddy putted creem on ur eyeses elsewhere on dis fred, by teh wai, so ur gud to go!
btween u, GP, LCB and Maus, I has been creemed enuf to take 10 yeers off mah looks!
We’re heer fur yoo, Leeza!
Has a gud sleeps!
0′DK
I really do hasta go to beds!
But wile I has u, I wanted to tell u I prolly won’t be on here btw tomorrow and Sunday. At least, I is gonna try not to. It may kill meh.. but I has to get some stuffs done, and I took tiem off to do it, and every teim I come here tiem flies rite out teh window!!!
But I will be czeching my profile, so if u needs meh, send me a message, k?
BTW.. r u on FB?
Nope! Butt ai’ll send yoo a messij awn ur profile.
Schmooo!!!
*wispers*
ok. but u really need to get on FB!!
I will emayo u tomorrow.
NITES!!!
{{{DK}}} (bof uv em!!!)
{{{leeza}}}
{{{ebreewun else}}}
Ai in bed wif laptop an Angel be purring in mai eer… iz tiem fur me tu go befoar ai fawls asleep!
Luv yu guis! Gud nyte! Happeh Mardi Gras!
Lubs yoo too, Prysma-Kitteh!
Nitey-nite, sweet dreems!
{{{{{{{PK & PC}}}}}}
I haddah git up an leeve the libbin rheum. I tried to listen to Bobby Jindal’s republican response to Obama’s speech but I started showtin at de tee bee and the Tee Vee wuz expensive so if I trew an eyeskreme bowl at it I mighta been owtta alotta munies.
on teh otter hand, then u cud go out and stimulate teh eekonomehs by going out and buyin a noo one!
waet….wut abowt teh otterz?
HEDBONK
Ai wented to choir tonite! Teh mens were such jentilmens at teh end, hlaping mii awn wif mai cote adn so on.
*swoon*
NAO CUT DAT OWT!!!
ooooh, the showting, teh eggsclamashun pointz, teh smiley faice….*swoon*
ooh – we’re back were we left of yesterday!
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Haha, my roommate did the same thing! Just got up and left during Jindal’s response. I stayed though. I generally vote democrat, but I wanted to hear what he had to say.
Hyooooomin…i needs
all-u-can-unload
liitr box rite now kthx
O mai, wat a sweet floofy stripey spotted bebeh! *snorglesnorglesnorgle*
poor kitty! the kitten probably has worms! my kitty looked like that when she was a kitten and i had to get medicine for her. poor thing .. you can haz worm medicinez.
Yes! That is exactly my thoughts. Super cute pic guys, but looks like your kitteh is all filled up with worms. I do not know where your at but where I live has a store that sells farms supplies, and animal treatments, they sell stuff for tape worm as well. Treatment does not have to be a $200.00 vet bill.
wats nom mean?