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Congrats SP awn a solo nawt sekund. Wat wud u liek fur sillibrayshunz?
*pondurs*
a ride on a choppah to Ohai Tea Thyme to da toon 0 “Bored to be Wiiiiiyild”
don’t need no stinkin Helmut win i goez on motorcykLol. like to feel da wind in my frus, erm, furz.
[pushes Helmut off da choppah. suddlonlee occurz dat i not knows how to dribe da choppah]
Kitty needs to stawp at Nom and order the kidneys
an who is Helmut?
Hans N Pokkitz (misterious lab assistint at d’Beaker’s labs) haf bruthah.
May ai hang this heer pleez? *attaches sign to tuff tendrils* Thanks
BURFDAY PARTY 
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*Strumpits sounding* Ta rah ta ta rah ta ta rah ta ta TAAAAHH!!
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMINT
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cweenmj and JCH4K an teh proprietors ov CHEEZ & NOM
most cordiallee invite AWL DWELLERS OF CHEEZLAND AND LURKERS, too!
TO A
Tomorrow, Purrsday, teh 26th Day of Febrooairy
im honor ov our beloved
ANNIPUSS, aka “Fast Fingurs Anni”
(hoom we awl sware to purrrtek an defend to teh deth if rekwired!)
Teh festibbittehs will begin at the beginning ov teh THURD pichoor ov teh day!
6AM ICHC time/5PM TTI/6 PM Yurp/Noon EST/11AM CST/10AM MST & 9AM PST
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Caek an deelishus & nootrishes finger fuds will be provide bai CHEEZ.
Drinks az usual awn teh haus (ladders will bee provided)
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Princess Mu an Maus say ‘BE THER OAR BE SKWARE!’
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w0000000000t.
thnx fer teh a-noun-cement; this is an important event, no doubts about it.
Luv teh pompoms, kitteh!
r nawt poms de deux…r hairbls [ewwww, u kept tehm??!!11!?]
Mitu. An grammaz maykin yu wan nex, in lavundur.
sew there nao!
…says teh crochety ole gramma.
kitteh knits hims eyebrowz an scowls at SP
goofy hat is bad enuff but the pale green is jest crewel
GMTA judson!
cat in tat hat is where its at!
Foom!
♪on Februry five and twenny, foom* foom* foom*
is you gonna contimew kit for tat?
darn! I got nuffin left
wut? noe moar purls uv wizdum?
iz knotty fur yu tew taut sumwun like dat.
the pompoms warped mai brayne! no purls left!
As ennywun can plainlee see!
Oh, go awn! You’re jus’ ribbing me.
*hed bonks 4.5k*
oye! I resemblol taht remurk!
umm, I meen…
.
.
oh darn, nebber mind!
*gos bak to batting pompoms*
*hedbonk!*
Oh, adn schmooo!
*luks hard, seize nuffing*
i finkso yer bean a liddul knit pikky?
is tuff, ise been libbing by the strand
but I’ll git up and back on my hind laigs again cause ob the fiber ob muh character.
Woof!
obskure Wharf Rat ref fer any other Dead Heds owt thare
♪♪♪
Pearlie’s been true, true to me,
true till my dying day he sed
♪♪♪
yass I may be a liddlol warped
oh noes! a yarn-relayted pun war! an ai MISSED IT?
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…ai must hav been roving sumwhares… it wuz kwite a yarn, ennywayz!
better luck on an otter…thread.
Ai doan’t fink itz funnee
I iz gonna call the SPCA
this is crool
it makes me look stoopee
Dere iz a crayz fur nittid hatz in TTI at teh momint teh nordik wunz wiv tassulz awn top an doun teh siedz. Dey lukk reelee stoopee!
Teh wuns heer has a brayd uv yarn daon eech syde… ai keep finking, “Iz Heidi!” an fings lyk taht.
Dats teh wuns Ai meen! Dey haz teh brayd awn tawp 2!
I fink they is kinda cyoot.
Ummm, okay Heidi!
*tugs skwirrls braydes wif pompoms an scampersawaiwifkwikness*
‘kaithanksbai!
de hats I see onna ski slope here inna norfeest are truly goofy, gives me a wonder abowt the intelligents of the warer. I myte hasta buy a helmut fer skiing just acawse I nawt the craziest person onna slopes annymoaw.
*wearing pruvyan chullo wif danzing lolmas,brades wif pompoms left n right, wif pompom on pointyish taupe*
wot’s sew funnee?!!11
nutthing!
*bats at pompoms on sweetpeas stylish hat*
*bat bat bat*
seems laik gibbocat has 2 gits dem pompoms in stawk aof da ty-bo-tek… gammacat speshul ^^
Dey seem aer kwite owt uv plaes heer – awlmoast liek fansi dress!
I guess they must keep you warm or sumfing
odderwise why would one want to look like a dork on purpose
sinse when duz fashun keep yew warm (or not make yew luk dorkee)?
*has flash-back to 80s fashuns*
*pulls hat ober eyes*
*cheks to maek shur hur shoulder pads are strate*
:snerk:
ai has ‘pointment for a perm this afternoon!
But (*gigglol*) iz u wearin yer leggings & ripped swetshurt & big dangly eeringz?
no but she has deh big hare
o my cc! ai almost furgot mai leggings! and teh stirrup pants!
*pulls awn teh legwarmurs an teh pumps wif anklol soks*
*slaps awn teh slap-braselits*
Donut furget teh grate big wide belt ober teh t-shirt ober the leggings/stirrup pants.
brings gamma cat lotsa hairspray to keepz herz
perm in plais
Aqua-Net plz.
um lemmesee, growedups fink dey are stoppy, dey make me look nawt lyke eveybody else, dey are nawt pwactickle, souns lyke dey hatz hab ebbeyting a teenager could want except danger.
the braydes mite get caught on somefing, sew yew wuld hab danger tew!
or maybee ‘crewel’?
Ai haz a cozee.
akshully luks like
I has an angree
♪♪ Ai’s a widdle teepot… ♪
hey I is short (I prefer petite) but is not stout
here is mai handle D
here is mai spout r
ooor teh way mai cublets duz it (n nevar gets tired of dis joke)
here is mai handle D
here is mai D
…
oh, I guess I’m a sugar bowl.
dey sound berry shweet.
An, according to SP, talk like Sean Connery! The shexiest man alibe…
*snerk*
Or teh slitelee moar adult version…
)
…
I’m a liddul teepot, short and stout
Heer iz mai handul.
Heer is mai handul.
*luuks down*
O shoot – I’m a shugar bowl!
…
(excep teh “shoot” izzint rillee “shoot”
ROFL!! Datz kyiute!!
an URS will have bunneh eers.
*gets wip owt* Bak to wurk wif yoo, peon!
HAY wate a minnit!
Isn’t that MAH whip???
butt (tee hee) I LYKES teh bunneh eers!
luuks lyke tihs iz teh rite playse to put tihs:
http://www.fiberfiend6891.wordpress.com/free-patterns/mutant-bunny-hat/
o.O
too late to plai shy now, missee!
*wispers*
remember, teh um, furreh ‘braceletts’ wus urs!
Ah yes, mai dissolute yuth! (Last summer…)
Wuz yur dissoloot yooth reelee cyoot? ;;)
Lol, yes!
BTW, Janet, Jamama axed mii to tell yoo taht tomorrow is alos catzrme’s birfdai!
and duz he has a brudder?!
This stupid hat displeases me.
I would sleep with one eye open if I were you
kitteh sez: i aer in yr hat plotting yr doom.
*snerk*
Dis teh wurst Katmas przint I evur gottid. I….
Hey, wut’z dat pawn-pawm dewin?
:batt:
:batt batt batt:
:battity battity batttity battity……:
LOL
:LOL:
*joynes LOLDemon in batting pom-poms*
*bat bat bat bat*
in no time der are sebberal kittehs whackin an battin the poms pom.
iz only a matter ob time afore a bat misses the intended pom and hits annuver kitteh. Whoops der it goes! Victim kitteh cornsiders dis an overt act and retailiates, we’re lookin at bedlam here folks, oh the huge manatee!
*bat bat smack*
*pownce scrabblol scamper*
*bat bat bat…*
Teh cat tree came wif two “pompoms”. Teh lallow wun is naow noneggzistent; all tath remains is a nub. Teh green wun’s dais R numbred.
I gayv u a pawn-pawm, but u eetid it?
Lol, yes! Sum ob it got eeted!
ohey 4.5…… ai iz lurkin frum werk……. if yew is online next time j-pak makes her birfday nouncement fur tewmorrow wud yew tell her dat it is also birfday for catzrme …….. who is one ob teh “messagers” and lol makers…… rilly nice lady. so to include her too an if sumwuns makes birfday lols her will sees dem!! schmoooo…….. gotta run!
Will do, Jamama! Schmooo!
fank yoo for teh info jamamakitty!
*puts catzrme on Offishul Noo an Improovd Burfday List*
Hao duz wun get awntu teh Offishul Gnu an Impruvd Burfday List, burfday fairy?
*wispurs* dey gets teh birfdais frum teh profiles, aifinkso. Yoo cud emayo urs to cweenmj.*
Hm. Emeowing teh cween be oftun gud solushun tu menny fings. Ai will duing taht. Fankies! *hedbonk*
Welkums!
*pownses awn P-K adn commenses teh RKOD*
*raps paws arown DK’s nek an nomnoms awn teh eer*
*jumps bak n starts to lik self as if there were nuffing moar important in teh entire whirrld*
*jumps bak n starts to lik self as if there were nuffing moar important in teh entire whirrld*
Apparentlee, tehre IZ nuffing moar importint, sins yu sed it twyce.
*lyes awn flur awn syde, watchin DK, wif tayl goin swishswishthumpswishswishthump*
*woks off wif tayle up in teh air, toadalee ignoring P-K*
*rolls tu tummeh an crowches flat, tayl swishing*
*duz teh butt-wigglol-uv-doom*
*pownsis awn DK an swats atta tayl*
*aloof kitteh is aloof*
Donut bovver mii, yunster.
Yungster, eben.
*pondurs*
*runs unner teh cowch and crowches daon tu peeking aot, wayting fur DKtu coming bai*
a cat inna hat!
ai am indeed a cat an dis indeed is a hat!
in ingerlish hat cat
in fronsh chat chapoe
he had slaytlee moar sens ob stayl dan dis por kittehs oaner…
..
Found lotsa klips wif de cat inna hat on yootub…
leest dis kitteh is warin de chapeaux at de jaunty anglol
well – eets abaot de onlee fing he kan du tu trie an maek it staileesh…
hey ppls wat up
ohai Raindrop! yer blue! ai sent yew a friend rekwest!
how are yew todai?
*luks up*
Ceeling. Ack, an mai Trick-kitteh abowt tu jumping awn me!!!
:snerk:
in college, wi yusta answer ‘east cross north’
(yesh, we were/are enginerds!)
Iz kitteh’s bershun uv CHRG?
*pondurs*
Iz reberse CHRG, fur hed-impload-frum-uncyootness?
dis kitten lawst de mittens but failed to lose de hat, and to heck wif the pie.
Duzzint tihs commint fit bedderer daon a lil, unner Ambercat’s?
sawy I haddn’t got that far when I posted dis commint, I din’t mean to steels de funder.
heer comes burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today!! today iz Stephano’s burfday. mebbee iz yor burfday too!! if it iz, com joyn teh party!! eben if it iznt yoo kan still being a gest at teh party!! today i haz bringed cheezcaeks!! choklit chip, cherri on top, plain, all yor favrites!! an frootsytootsy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top (not silly dangly wuns on teh side, taht are still fun to play wif) an goodie bags filled wif paddelballs taht keep skore an teh elastiks nebber brake!! ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit dekoder rings, kandeez an sparkly kitteh stikkers ob kittehs wering all kinds ob funny hats!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
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importunt burfday annownsemint: tomorro iz being a Very Speshul Burfday. ob corse, all burfdays are speshul, an why i duz wut i duz iz to making shur taht evreewun, frum teh famusest chezzfrend to teh shyest lurkur, gets a burfday party!! but tehr are being a fyoo peeplez hoo reely helps maek Cheezland teh majiklol place taht it iz. so tomorrow i hopes evreewun will rebember to wish happee burfday to a certin grashus lady ob TTI wif teh kwik wits an fingers!!
YAY!!! Burfday Fairy! Ai am awl wif u on dat! Schmoos from Upfi and fanks for the cheezcake! Is teh nommy-yummy kind!
tahts teh bestest kind!! *schmoos to upfi*
Duz kitteh has matchin mittuns, too?
no, him losted tehm, an now him gets no pi
no no no…. teh kitteh can has pi!!
U know we is teh rool borkers here!
And tehy is mostly guidelines, annyways.
How bout mince meet?
taeks a lotta time to catch enuff of dem kwik liddlol minces to make a pie. Prolly acawse deys being overhunted by the the bref an after dinner minces cumpanies.
Ai doan’t fink kittehz wud liek ingerlish mincemeat pi – dey aer maed wiv mixt dried froot (rayzinz and teh liek)
so teh wild mince is extinkt in TTI? We has dem here New Ingerland, dey are the onliest nachural enomy of the domestic Naugha (from which we gits naugahyde) Dey attacks the naugha and leeves lidlol byte marx inna skin dat looks like ciggarette burns.
Ai fink der relayshun the wild haggis can still be fownd in teh Ohai landz uv Skotland, Ai haz nebber meetid a wild mince tho.
dats kawse you gots fokses. I bets dey fokses hab eliminated most of the rodents in yer area
I had nebber eben see a pictoor ob a haggis onna hoof, whoo knoo?
Judson, yoo are teh silleh!!!
P.S. Ai lubs mins pi!
I too lubs me sum mince but Ise de only wun so I nebber makes it.
Ai will maek sum adn share it wif yoo.
DEEL! Nomnomnom.
Adn itz still winter here. Put on yurz hat adn sweater, ai’m cold.
an tehn yoo haz to go to bed erly, cawze i’m tired.
Ahhhh {{{lunarmommy}}} – dat be good – ROFLOL.
Why hoomahs alwais puts stoopi fings onna hed an taks picshurs? Sumbuuneh halp safe mi, okpleeze?
kitteh luukin lyke a green nitemare. a angree green nitemare!
kewl gammacat thnks yep i figured out how to make it do dat thnks to prysma-kitteh
lol… so why was Jack talkin’ bout’ me in his poem fur… i’m sooooo like cryin’ right now i’m majurly distressed wif my stoopid school work… ITS TO HARD and yes i am in “school” dont judge me b/c i’m a younger person…. i has a sad STOOPID MATH…
{{Raindrop}}
Jack was wundering if yew were ther tew see yer first splort-inducing LOL.
whut kinda math are yew studying?
(and dinna wurree ’bout being in skool. we has all ages and kinds here!)
Hey, hey, nobuddy will judge u whevver u be older or younger or wotsoebber person. Hashim is a young wun, Draconic Kitteh is a young wun, sweetsam hasn’t been here in a while, but she’s a young wun, too. You is WELKUM!!! ANd no maff skills rekwired, k? Butt (hehe) ai has hurd maffs eggplained in dis groop really well, cos dere is a lawt of smart peeps here, and u is wun of dem. K?
lol thnks i’m studyin’ how to graph two variable equations and find the two missing numbers with only one number in it like thi
6x+y-1=mx squared
see why i is cryin’ now, *small shiny distressed tear appears*
i have Adhd SOOOOOOOO i have alittle more trouble lol
*needs hug*
aaawwww {{{{Raindrop}}}} hang in tehre! An peeps uv awl aiges iz welkum heer! *shmoo*
An naow ahm awf tew wurk, pleh! Haz a gud eefning cheezfrendz!
You need two equations to find two variables
you would think that but i just copied it out of one of my books furizzles
Check back you may be missing something, some information
they have given.
Math (Maths in TTI!) isn’t stoopid, its like another language. You just have to take your time to work things through. If you don’t understand something tell your teacher – perhaps it hasn’t been explained clearly enough. Sometimes it helps if it is explained in a different way. Once you get the hang of it it gets easier.
well for one thing i’m homeschooled so thats the flaw in THAT plan lol
um, so how kin yo be fawlin behind in maffs? Is the rest ob the class gittin an nawt you? Meybe ax yer fokes fer a tutor?
Sorry Raindrop, I’m just messin wif yew, I fink you mite have some Math anxiety to overcome. It’s common that people psych themseffs into thinking that math is too difficult or foreign. It actually is like a foreign langwij in that the basics can be difficult but once you’ve got those, it gets easier and if you learn to think in Math yewl become fluent and then it gets fun. It’s important to get through the math too, my brother had to drop out of a doctoral program in neurobiology because he didn’t have enough of a math background. Persevere – Strive on regardless!
lol thnks but i’m homeschooled so i dont have school mates anymore …. thanks fur the incouraging words
yea and i’ll need to now math for when i go to college and be a Forensic Scientist like Abby on NCIS
yea me!!! woo hoo
Ai lubs hur!
It’s got love in every stitch!
and also kitteh fluff. And half-sucked humbugs. And smells of cabbage
a cabbage smellin hat! I wood nebber hab imagined sech a ting!
U ebidentlee din’t haz an awld granny hoo nittid fingz fur u!
..an smelld ob cabbidj an had harf-sukked humbugs stuk to ebbereefing!
Teh cabbij had 2 be boyled till dere wuz no moar green in it!
N it wuz gud n slimey!
oh yus! Has to be sikkly yello! Or grai!
eeww dat does not sound either nootrishus or delishus
It wuz dizgustin! Mai gramma yoost 2 boyl teh cabbij fur 2 owers dem put it inna strayner an skweez ennee rimaynin gudniss owt wiv a woodin skwisher.
PLEH!
hmm – ai nebber understood dat kinda kooking – mah grandmammah did fings liek dat tu… Shed cuk broklih liek dat… still green = still raw…
akshully – dere wus nuffing inbetween raw and cooked to a mush…
Ai haz just wun kweschun:
WHAI!!???!!!???
dem wuz fraid of germs in raw fings?
♬♪♫♪
)
Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
The killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw’s a fascist regime
Don’t think that they don’t have feelings, just ’cause a radish can’t scream
♬♪♫♪
(an if ennywun gets tihs refrins wifowt luking it up, ai will be muchlee suprized, eben heer
I axually did haff an old granny who knitted us mittens and hatz an scarfs an stuff but she she didn’t smell lyke cabbage, She might now but when she wuz alibe she smelled of sauerkrauts! Her name wuz Gertrude and she cooked good fattening and delicious and fattening and aromatic and fattening German food (which wuz fattening). Hawgs hocks an sauerkrout, rot kohl, sauerbraten, dem dense lidlol deelicious dumplins -spaetzle, she ebben sauered her own kraut and had a crock of it on the top of the stairs to the cellar. My Grandad called her ‘Rufus the Red’ sumtimes
P-K, ai guesses teh Arrogarnt Wurms.
Oh Judson, wot gud mammrees!
*stiks shinee gowld stars awl ober DK*
Ai lubs teh Wurms! Tehy making me laff awlmost as much as cheezpeeps! Ai seed tehm lyv wunse, an waz laffing so muchlee ai awlmost peed mai pants an ai cud nawt breeve.
U know whut is eben worse
overcooked brussel sprouts
Oar oberkukked spinitch.
pleh pleh pleh
spinitch obercuked, unnercuked, raw, oar in enny uvver staet
Butt… buttt. teh widdle bebbeh spinitches R so GUD inna salad!!!
I stirfry it with garlic an olive oil and toss it wid
toasted sesame seeds is delishus an nootrishus
I pwomise
I lubs the spinach, specially baked inna pie or spanokopida but usually we throw it strait from the salad spinner into a big pan wiff hot olib oil and turn it fer a minnum er two wif the tongs and dats it, maybe a cruched clobe of garlic.
Gee gee gee gee Prysma, dats how I got dese big muskles.
Is U popeye deh saylor
Ai will eets broklis until teh cows coming hoam, but ai nebber tastid a spiich taht waz nawt pleh bittur ikkee.
spinich, eben
Seberal whyles ago I stepped owtta de shower to find muh wyfe sittin onna throne lookin at me. So wif a kwickness I puts on muh best Popeye voice and I says “Gee geegeegeegee, dats me peenix, Olibs” and she laffs. I lyke to make her laff but in dis case I kin only hope she wuzz laffin at my Popeye imitayshun.
A green CHRG (w/o draw wings) but made ob teh woooool…haow CUUUTE!
[wonders haow long it will tayk kitteh to plot deaf an destrukshun to grammah]
‘plotting dun, kitteh just waytin for gramma to fall asweep!
ooh – hes ploatting rait nao – u kan see it in hes eyes!
he plotting..
Arbitreareh furrballz wer u leest eggspekt it
Biting toes jus afteh u falls asleep
Catnipp bonnanza wehn ur away
D…
kitteh I has good gnuz
Grammeh also maded U a sweatah!
N mittehs!
wuz dat hello kitteh widout deh o?
Taht was BC inna kitteh carrier… wif rekmendayshun tu using teh holy watur.
I knoz, I thot dat’s what hello kitteh becomes when herz drops deh
o in deh ebening
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/20/funny-pictures-she-was-hello-kitty/
Ai waz meening tihs wun
:
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/24/funny-pictures-douse-with-holy-water/
No no no — teh Hello Kitteh bekumz bery nawtee — NAWT ebil. Trust meh.
ohai NS! ai wented to get chococat watch todae and ai wented to THREE McD’s an tehy awl were owt of teh chococat watch!
iz OK tho, akshullee. *whispurr* ai alreddee haz a chococat watch.
juts needz noo batteree.
an wun uv teh McD’s hadda display an tehy sed maybee ai cud haz teh wun frum teh display when teh toyz changez onna Fridegg!
…
Mah liddul gurl iz luvvin hur watch. She wuz wearin it wen ai gotted hoam last nite (she wuz asleep wif it on). She had me put it on hur dressur wen ai putted hur into bed — den dis mornin, she put it on agin rite away wen she gotted up. *sniff* Sheez sew kyoot!
ooooohhhh… taht duz soun kyooooooot!
heer in PacNW, iz a lawt uv Ayshun peepz an inflooence. We kan haz several playces to buy HK an Chococat stuffs, inklooding an Ayshun groseree stoar… wich iz why ai kan alreddee haz a chococat watch.
an maybee iz why teh McD’s ar awl owt uv tehm.
yes kitteh whateber U saiz
*runs awai wid quickness*
I’m smitten for kitten mittens.
pleez keel me!
bye everyone CYA tommorow i gues
gotta go oh and Gammacat i tried to get your request and it didnt work so i sent you one and i dont now if that worked any CYA fellow cheezy ppl
Bai, Raindrop! Gud luk wif skoolwurks!
wut you lauffin at
granmaws makin u 1 next
but ges wut?
its gon be lavendur