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iz ok. dose shooz nawt sew grate.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
BC offers yew a carebare fur yer soul!
Or is taht fur yer sole?
teh bare is hizz SOUL-fud
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Ore
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Bare is hizz SOLE fud?
mmmm, daz a bewy guud kwezchun
purhapz boaf
Eh, I has sold it (my soul) foar less, so wat teh hek?
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.
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Gammacat, conga-rats awn leedin teh ty!
Wut drinks/danses wud u lyk?
bludy marees and fishee sammiches (wif sole ub corse)
Okay, heer ya go!
An, I gots myoosik foar teh dansin.
youtube.com/watch?v=YnaSRhMB_qo
guw eerwurm red!
Fanks, gammacat. I heered it dis moarnin, awn teh way to werk.
basement cat disproves of fuzzy blue thing…
I gives u dis, but dog fuggup da shoes I pwomiss
Shuz fugly ennywai. Trustmii.
Wat yu meen? Yu can get munnies fur teh soulz??
Iz gotz ripped off.
Don’t worry, theres a special offer at Hellmart, free keyring if you get a friend or enemy to sell there soul and a special discount for your next sale!
ai kann haz “ai hart kitteh” an “ai hart goggeh” rings on teh “you can has CUTE” ad nex dore?
iz onlee a harmless liddlol bunneee…
An I nawt even putted him in teh pot ov boilin wadders yet.
not teh littlol bunneh!
why u boil da bunnies??? izn’t dey beddar greeled or deep fired? ma bee frikaseed?
Iz Glenn Close’s favrit way of cuukin dem.
Purrsonalee, I nawt lyk to eet rabbit.
or in “Welch Rabbit”?
das wut dey fot abowt the bunneh in the “Holy Grail”
Bunneh inna holey grill?
OOOoo, nose!
*reeches up froo a whole*
*grabs bunneh and pullz hymns froo teh teh whole 2 safe-tee*
*carries bunneh in moof too yoo*
Wit da sharpee pointee teef!!! Run Away! Run Away!!
brudder maynard, bryng up teh holee hand grenaid!
luks moar lyke a
carebare lobotomy
mi kitty
I lubs u mahm!
nd tehn ai wil getz yew teh martooni yew wil neeed wuns aive tolld yew.
:snerk:
an teh smelling salts…
An teh YNG.
Ohai, Ly!
I kin skip everthing eles an go awn an has teh YNG nao?
Oh, an I has a singlol now!
U teech me how to danse, an attrackt teh mens?
U bee reedy fur a new mens?? Yous brave
aifinkso she nawt want _A_ mens, she wants teh multiplol mens. fur comparsun shoppong.
Wayle, dere mite be wun (oar elebenty) dat I mite has moar innerest in tehn uthers, but awl applicayshuns will be given considurayshun.
Yes, u must go over each man’s form vry thoroughly.
an LCB knows what she be tawking ‘bowt
yu needs tu lissin tu her, red.
Dats eggzackly wut I plan to do, too!
Menne tiems, if nesessaree.
:snerk:
ai can holp wif selecshun process??
Submit ur applykayshun to Ebil Maus an Caretroll.
Dey iz pozed to be doin teh weedin-owt foar me.
is dey doin’ background chex? and financial chex? and chex miz?
I donut kno WAT dey iz gonna do!
Ebil Maus sed sumfin abowt polishin teh shotgun, but my kweshtun iz: Wut if potenshul sootur brings himz own?
Ebil Maus is havin a shoot out wif da mens you be considerin? Dis sounds like it best happon at da NB!! Bee dey shootin fur distance O sum udder qualitee?
I has no eyedea.
Wif Ebil Maus, u nebber kno…
Oooo ebil Maus — wut kinda shoot out yous be havin wif da mens applyin to bee placeded under rhsb’s careful considerations and attentions!
is very important to compare all opshuns carefully!
Menz cumz wif opshunz???? *ponderz*
**thickens akksent**
Laawdy-mersee, ifn I knoo dey cumz wif opshuns, I wud order wun strate frum teh faktree!
I has herd dat the wimmens lubs dat ‘new mens’ smell dat you can only git wif a factry fresh unit. Prollem is dat allah de new mens are
low power an fuel efficient, less horse (aroun) power
hmmm.. wut options R good to haz in da mens …
A gud senza humor
Beeyootiful eyes
Cans I hep U attitood
D…
Danzing abilitee
Eiis taht luuk onlee atchew
Fyne wai uv speekin
Gud cuuk
H…
Decent all-around
Eyes is purty
Halps wif howsewerk
Innerestin
Jerk – nawt wun
Kleen
Laughs
Mahm – gud to his
Nyse
O…. (nawt kin say wat I wanted to put heer)
I foargotted F
Frenlee AN Funnee
U kin say — wut is fur da “O?”
Iz moar lyk “Beeg O”.
*snerk*
dat wud bee “Good at gibben da big O” … so wood bee fur da G
yew is gonna hafta set up permanent resident in teh NB an send missiges by carrier pigen!
‘nite cheezfrens. ai hasta go home an feed teh kittehs!
I alreddy HAS permanint residens in NB!
Nite, gammacat!
wear iz da NB? I nawt noes all da stuffz abut cheezeland (it iz in cheezeland izn’t it??
Teh NB is teh Nawty Barn. Yesh, it iz in Cheezland.
Teh YNG’s (yung nekkid guies/gurls) libs dere, an I gots apartmint dere, sinse I seem to be goin dere so mutch. I even has my own purrsonal YNG, an himz name iz Lucky. Him luuks lyk yung Roger Daltrey (fink “Tommy”).
Teh YNG’s do teh irnin, an wutebber teh rezidents of Cheezland want/need dem to do.
iz teh Naughty Barn – iz whair yu go when yu haz teh naughty thoughts.
teh Lore an Lejindz in teh Cryer haz a link tu teh orjins uv it.
Sum cheezpeeps spends moar tiem there than uvvers.
Hay! I rezemblol dat last remark.
I needz a partment der … I confesses, I haz da naughty thoughts .. I tink maa bee I needz to get mii own YNG — where R da abaylable wuns kept? how much da costez?
Wayle, I gotted mien foar Bocksing Day prezzie.
**shrugs** Mebbe ask teh cween abowt obtaynin ur own?
cween?? Oh cweeeeeen? Der bee eny YNGs abailable fur purchases — or meebee fur rent?
I bleev u kin finding sum YNGz hangin owt rownd deh C D Motel. Deh ‘e’ in deh neon sign b borkt so it just sez C D Mot l. Itz kinda run down, but it seemz tu b a popular plais……
Nawt sownd lyk a berry, um, dekorus plais, mai cween!
But I think it b appropriet fur wut dey b wanting deh YNGz fur. I don’t think Janet wud b happee tu see how hur Nawty Barn haz ben turned intu a bawdy howse.
hmm… iz troo… *nodnod*
Yu r rite, my cween. Teh nawty barn wz fur nawtiness, NAWT fur sleeze.
But deh C D Mot l b availablol fur deh rawn day viewz.
how longz til i can apli fur da cheezland resident card? an if i’z married can i haz YNG in thong just tu watch cleen an iron?
Har! The ‘gibbing ob the Big O’ nawt belawng in the ‘O’ spot onna list but it belawngs inna ‘G’ spot!
Opun minded
Perfektly niec
Quietly hansum
R….
really kute
shiny…teeth
takes care of his wimmens
U…
How meeny wimmens you let ur mens have?
Unnerstandin
Very kyoot
Wittee
X-cellent drivur
YNG!
Zest foar lyf.
Utterly purrrrrrfect
Vewy vewy goodz wif da kittehs
W…
depends awn hao menny mens teh mens let yu have.
*trots awf tu teh NB*
I’m greedy. I nawt let my man has enny uthur wimmenz, egg-sept foar wimmen frenz, an famlee.
Yah, I’m weerd dat way.
I was thinkin’ (dangerous) momma, sisters, grandmas, aunties, etc….
ob curse you were … Yous R a nice , sweetee kitteh — butt (teehee!)apparentlee mii and rhsb has dirtee minds!! Wee go to da NB agin.
Hay, I wuz onlee haff-dirtee awn dat wun!
P-K wuz worser tehn me!
or mush bedder den you depending awn yer perspektib. Let’s awl meet inna NB an I’ll tell some filfy jokes.
I has a singlol tew. BUtt (hehehehe) Iz tew fahr frum kantucky to walk ober and say Ohai.
Ohai, catslave.
Dey do has dis grate invenshun nao…..
.
.
….dere called ayrplanez.
Ob korse Aiz happitail to teech yu teh nekkid dansdansdans! An hao to shake yer thang!
Wheee! Tihs be teh fun!
My beegest problum iz nawt gettin my thang to shake, but gettin it to STOP shakin!
Oteh, wal, we praktiss, oteh? We needs a YNG to halps us sew we can see ifn wez gettin teh propurr reakshun.
HAY, YNG! Ober heer!
*YNG walks ober*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*Lyanthya shakes her thang*
*YNG starez*
See? Lieks taht. Nao yu trai.
**nekkid dansdansdans**
**Red shakes her thang**
**YNG poynts an laffs**
*hedbats YNG*
*hed fawls awf*
Hey, Red! This wun be defektiv! Ai go gets yu a gnu wun, otay? A nawt-defektiv wun.
Mebbe I shud praktiss in front of Lucky onlee befoar makin my Grand Debut?
HIM nawt poynt an laff.
No mens wif eeny uv da option we listed wood pointee and laff — onlee da stoooopie mens and we no want no stooopie mens!!
is troo, poynt an laff no good, poynt and whistlol nawt as bad
is important to take note of wuts beeing poynted
*nodnod* Lucky nawt defektive. Defektive YNG’s be bad fur teh ego.
Heer, Ai brotted a bedderer YNG. Nao yu trai.
**nekkid dansdansdans**
**Red shakes her thang**
**YNG drools**
Seez? Yuze duin ir rite! YAY!
**smilols**
Alrite Ly, now dat I did it rite, will dis werk awn non-YNGs? Say mebbe….Cheezmen oar uthurs?
*cheers an wissles (in a sisturlee sort uv way
) fur Red’s dansdans*
iz a much bedderer YNG, Ly!
hey yous guys!!! your cheezemens!!! wat you tink uv all the dansin??
wear iz all da cheezemens? Dey do nawt seemz to bee in dis here twead….
aifinkso we haz a shortij uv cheezmens heer atta mommint, EM. DK be a lil yung still, an aifinkso ebreewun else heer ryte nao be wimmins.
Yup, teh wimmins severlee owt-number teh mens heer.
Butt, teh mens wii duz has iz kwalitee mens, an I donut kno abowt u butt I wud rather has kwalitee den kwantitee.
Maus is yooshualee heer durin teh day.
West River Rat is yooshualee heer in teh evenins, but himz mahm sik, so I’d gess dat’s prolly why he nawt heer tonite.
Dan is yooshualee heer in teh evenins, but himz has crazee skedyool, so u nebber kno wen himz gonna be heer. Plus, him werked alot dis week-end, so him prolly gettin cawted up awn himz sleeps.
NC66 wuz heer erlyur, an so wuz Judson.
Philippe d’beaker iz yooshualee heer duin teh day.
GP is sumtymes heer in teh evenins, but him has had RLS latelee.
I kno dere are moar mens, but dats teh regyoolars I kin fink of.
yu furgotted Africat!!!
an aftur gibing him a schmoo taht lefted him week inna nees, tu!
Yesh, I did.
**hangs hed**
Adn AngelPlume b a men, adn Gibbocat adn catslave, adn Hugh G Manatee, adn Plasticat adn Draconic Kitteh, adn Judson, adn Hashim adn Rodney Dill adn danoz adn Angelwaits adn Crossfire905 adn JD adn…. deh list goez on….
oops, Angelwaitz iz not a men. sry
See? DIS why I nawt gud at makin teh lists!
Nekkid dansdansdans werks on AWL mens, cept teh borked wuns.
hiii cheezpeepz iz bak fur a minute…thnx tu ebberwun fur da chixsoup an majical cheezblankiz…rhsb how r yuz feelin tunite?
tru… nekkid dansdansdans nawt nessissarilee bai a wimmins tu wurk, depenning awn tenh mens, but dans frum SUMWUN will wurk awn enny mens nawt borked. *nodnod*
nekkid cheezdanse iz da feever makin da luucilationz or waz dat reel?
nawt teh feevur, iz reel. it haz beend, um, an odd sort uv nyte. o.O
ai hopes yu an yur hyoomin boi be feeling bedderer. {{{{{{3km}}}}}}
thnx..sorri i missed da funz. lukz lik waz most inneresting nite..stoopie gerz
nope no loocilitions … da cheese peeps all be visitn da NB tonite.. weel maa bee nat all the cheeze peeps, butt (ooo…) man-e uv us is der ..
oh yea .. Ly be gibbin lessons in da nekkid dansdansdancin …
no wun can be heer AWL teh tiem. nawt eben teh cween. iz a sad fing, ebreewun misses fings, but at leest yu can awlways reed what yu misst.
yoo hazza gud poynt dere……iz beree troo!
kan yuz dansdansdans nekki ifin yuz hab nooo rithem? kauz i gotz noo rithem or grase
shulda been germz nawt gerz
altho sum ob teh mans taht cweenmj menshund are minorz, like plasticat an hashim an draconic_kitteh, an we not want to be corruptifying owr under-aje cheezpeeps. taht iz, if it iznt too late already
ob corse, for us OBER-aje cheezpeeps, iz too late 
hey rhsb, howz taht tuff-shed i gibbed yoo for yor burfday to bild on teh side ob teh NB wurking owt?
aifinkso if yu dansing fur teh ryte oddiens, tehm will be happeh wif it no madder what… an if is nawt teh ryte oddiens, whu caers what they fink?
yoo iz being very wize, p-k. (how’z teh hand?)
muchly bedderer, fankees!
teh cween putted teh last updaet in teh cryer.
mai bf be udderlee ’stonishd bai hao fast it heeling aftur hao skerry it was being awn fursday n fried-egg. . iz teh powr uv cheezluvs, aifinkso.
ryte nao, iz ITCHEE ITCHEE ITCHEE ITCHEE AAAARGH!!!!
{{{{LM}}}}} hao yu be? an shiro an kumo? an teh lunarfamblee?
we’z all pretty gud. shiro haded a absess on himz face, still taking aunti biotiks for taht but seems pretty heeled up. him an kumo gets along pretty gud, most ob teh time, eksep wen kumo iz bein a pest. yunger boi wented to dentist today an haz a cabity.
furst time eever ob owr kids haz had a cabity. i told yoo before, dont kno if yoo seed it, him had a infekshun in himz hand wen him wuz liddle, all red an swolled up, but teh auntie biotiks cleered it up pretty fast. glad yoo are heeling up gud. {{{p-k}}}
nawt tew weree…ai’z awlreddee koruppteded…..nawt knoez ebbereefink tho, butt dat’z nawt teh poynt…
an mebbee cawl teh nyn elebentee awn teh fone…
orlso teh inshoorins commany. nd mai lolyer.
teh kitteh luks lyke mai Shadow girl!
SKWEEEEE!!
5th.
Street.
.
Bridj.
Faster Faster, u fool u fool!
Oar wuz dat teh 9th Street Bridj?
Slo down, u mov tu fast
Gotta maek teh mornin last!
Juss kick on down teh cobbulstonz
Lukkin fur fun adn feelin groooovee!
I gotz no deeds to do, no promises to keep,
Ise tossled and drowsey an reddy to sleep
let the mornin time drop all its petals on me,
life I luv you, feelin groovy.
Hello lamp post, whatcha knowin’,
I’ve come to watch yer flowers growin,
ain’t you got no rymes fer me?
Do wit and Doo Doo, feelin groovy.
Na na na na – na na, feelin groovy
ooh – moar S & G!
pwees!!!!
*gets a piknik blankie, a basket of sordid piknik fuds anda botlol ob chianti wif de straws on de outside*
ar u goin tu skarboro fayre…
damdidam didam….
a peec awfering fur u…
ai haz tu go now an reskyew a nephew hooz car browk down awn teh road – ai try tu bee bak layter…
an tanks and jeeps for awl ur lubblee and thotful gifts for mai burfdai!
{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}
gud luk wif teh reskew!
i know iz too late but i’ll sez it anyway – happee burfday icanhazcoffee!!!
U kno iz NEBBER gud wen a sentins begins wif, “Wii needs to talk…”
Most wizest troof, rhsb!
dey were just doze Prada wunz nawt da gud plastik wunz tho
O datz a ree leef!!! wudn’t wanting mai gud shooz ruint.
Ohai, cween.
I bet teh crocs are too choowy foar teh kittehs tayste.
nawt ruin da wunz yu weerz tu bii da gushifudz i iz smart kitteh
Bewarz of Basement Kittehs bearing gifs…
Luuk wat I cawted!
It putted up a helluva fite, but I rayned viktoryus!
next ai will battle teh ebil groceree bag handle!
An finalee, teh peese de rezystanse….teh tub stopper! (Josie’s fabrit)
n before ai tellz u, ai needz a snuggle…
Dat kitteh haz a bunneh. Keep teh monsters way at nite.
taht bunneh iz feerser tahn it luks. tehy kan fooling yoo taht way.
Ai has a feeling Basement Cat has ripped yoar shuz to hellz!!1! Nao he wants to maek amenz…
If BC has ripped my noo howse-shoos to hellz, I be showin him wut hellz iz!
My shoos? Something happened to my shoos? *has a worried*
Whut happened? I is imagining allsortsa bad stuffs, like…
Anklol boots got spraineded
Best pair nibbled to death
Clogs all clogged up
Diamond-soled pair got losted by stoopy phlonquais
Elastic on ballay slippers slipped off
F…
Flats got flattened
Green wuns iz envyus
High heels borked
Imported wunz gotted deported
J…
Jeweled wuns were stolen
Kitteh heels scampered awai
Laces nibloled awf
Mary-Janes strap borked
N…
Nommed soles and teh uppurs
Open toes are moar opened now
Penny lofers mayde into loaf
Q…
Qwerkee wuns were otter tahn ai thot
Red shoos dansed out ov town
Sandals dallied in teh sand too lawng
T. . .
T-strapz destrapifyed
Unded peepz wairing ur shooz
V….
Very holey wuns I wored to Church
Wedgiie heelz wif no tops
Xxxactly da kinda I lik
Y…
YNG stoled mah shooz
Zippity doo dah dancin shooz!
Quishee soles full uv wadder
reelee dirty frum beein in da litterbox
S…
stepped in sumpin’
totally trashed
used as kitteh toi
v…
Velvit slippies clawed up
wellingtons fell down da well
Xtra special burfday sues ruined
Y you mess up my shooz
Zebra striped ones runned away
Iz dangirus to go alown, tayke dis.
Aifankuuu.
Aifankuuu.
I lubs dis song, an kin relee relayte to it at teh momint.
youtube.com/watch?v=W_u6l7EsQMc
Oh Hi!
Dis totaly un related, but I has question.
I found a live flea on my kitteh. Yuck!
So we givs him a flea bath an comb him an puts avanege on him.
But we not see no mor fleas.
Anybody eddder hurd of a kitteh haven 1 flea?
*riggles intu va stoodint scrubs*
kitteh had flee durt awn him?
flees onlee spend part uv their tiem akshuallee AWN teh kitteh, an teh rest uv the tiem in teh enbironmint (carpit n furnichurs n fings).
flee durt be moar reliabul indikator. if him had a lawt uv durt that luked reddish when it gotted wet, tehn him problee haddeded moar then wun flee. if no flee durt, tehn aifinkso yu cotted wun that sneeked in awn sumwun’s shoos oar clothing, but is much bedder tu treet kwik cause WUN flee can turn intu a skary nomber uv flees.
this halp yu?
U ware teh skrubs?
Oooh, izznt dey teh comfy-ist fings EBBER?!?!?
**missez days wen hur wore skrubs**
*nodnod enfoosiastiklee*
Iz cumfee an praktikul an eezee tu wash. 
Ai hadda bai wun set in a spiffic culur fur skool, but ai iz starting tu collekt moar cause ai be in luv wif ‘em.
Nao, if ai juss needed a lil bit smallur syze, tu maek it eezier. *sigh*
Ah yes, I lubbed warin skrubs to werk. Wuz lyk warin ur pajamas. I also lubbed nawt havvin to wurree abowt wut I wuz gonna ware to work – jes frow awn a set of skrubs an I wuz reddy to roll!
Of coarse, I kin purty much ware wat I want to now, so I nawt complayn much. Normally, I ware sweats, t-shirt an tennis shoes to work! Fank CC wii nawt has fayse-to-fayse publik contackt!
Aftur yeers uv habing tu dress up awl nyce an be Teh Resepshunist (an dressing up nyce nawt a fing ai haz much nachural talint fur), iz such a wunnerful, wunnerful chanj.
yes,
U is very halpful.
Him only has tiny bit of flea durt on his chin.
maby 1 of my cousins brought a flea over dey all
haz goggies or kitthes.
wuv he outside? iffin he nawt outside not too likelee iz only 1 flea .. you should get some DE (diatomous earth). I a good fela kiiler wif no poisins!! Dust it on da kitteha dn da couchee , rugs ebberywear de ma bee da fleas!! Den you vaccuummmmmmmm…… (not da kiteeh)
No he not alowed outside.
He tryes to ge out in nice weder but he no likes da cold.
Is been cold a looooog time in RI.
Nebber hurd of usin DE for fleas
Dis shoud make my mom happy happy!
She verry upset @ the thought of bombin da house w/ poisin.
Bee sure to get the FOOD GRADE DR, NOT da black stuff fur use in poolz!! Iz berry gudz fur da fleas!! Iz used in da organamic farms – nawt iz poisin ..
I mean … da food grade DE (not DR) ….
o.O *maeks a mental note tu luk furver intu diatomaceous earth as a de-flea-er, aftur kwik luking awn wikipedia*
fankies, EM, iz a fasinating fing ai did nawt know.
I get mine from dirtworks.net .. the DE dries up the fleas and they die! My puppehs had da fleas — I uzed onlee da DE. I put in inside the couch cushions — unzip them and dust it inside and leave it. Same with behind furniture, under the couch ect. The pest control company I use also uses DE. They “poof” it inside the walls arond the pipes under all the sinks to kill those oookee water bugs with the million legs (I HATE those bugs). I also use a garden duster to blow it in the ceiling tiles in the basement and between the walls…. Too much is said to damage your vaccuum – so don’t use too much…
oh noez!!!! kitteh has kyoot eyez adn faes!! ack!!!!!
*SPLORT*
Oh, noes, nawt agin!
**skoops up DK’s braynes**
**warshes wif wadder**
**PLOP bak inna hed**
**replayse hed cuvver**
**wrapwrapwrap wif Ducky tayp**
**Applyz Intustryul-Strenf CHRG**
**Wrap in cheezmap blankee, offurs bevridj an choklit**
**DONUT luuk at teh kyoot until u iz fully recubbered**
Mommeh can Iz sleep wid U?
Dere is monstahs unner mah bed
Dose nawt monsters.
Dey iz dust bunnehs. An u has stolded dere leadur.
Dey iz gonna be mad now. Berry berry mad.
*starts bawling*
no dey iz monstahs and demz wanna eatz me
U nawt shud be so sweet an enticin den!
(See, dis why I nawt has kidlets!)
ORe how ’bout this won: Wonce, when ai wuz going too git sum kitteh-skanse, or hex-raze or sumpfing ob my hed, ai told kidlet #2 that tehy wuz taykin picheres to see whuz in my hed…an hee sez, “O, ai nose whutz in yore hed, mommeh”. “Yoo dew?” “yeth, Monters!” “what do you mean there’s monsters in my head?”. “well, daddeh telled mii dere’s monters in my hed”
Layter: “o, hubby, Y U say 2 kidlet that hii has monsters in his head?” *finks 2 self..”Hmmm, dis beddr B gud”*
Hubby, “well, wen hii waked up skard ob teh monsters, I telled him, “OH, dont worry ’bout dat, teh monsters are awl in yore hed!”
Basement cat is too cute. I want to take him home and worship him.
I wud be willin to bet dat ur statemint is relevint to hims innerest.
I hope cuddles are in his interest.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/07/funny-pictures-basement-kitteh/
LOLZ!
(bud srrsly, donut awl kittehz deemand taht wii were-ship them?)
:-O Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww………
*melts*
Oh Hai Kafleen!!! I gotted ur balentine tuday!!! (Mai mail onlee kumz wunst a week)
SChmooooooooz!!!!!!!!!!
VerY nice!
ai haz sumfing to tells yu, an yu needz the snugglee.
ai wented to teh drfuutdokter, an himz tooked X-raze and lukked at mai pritte purplol, puffee fuut, an sed- yu has borked it gud! lukkee fore yu tho- yu didnt brake teh bones, just krakked them. soze heres yu go, letz wrap yor fuut and put awn a walking boot. yu hasto ware it fore 5 week weeks, guud luk, nise jawb awn teh furst ade.
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ai wud liek to thk awl mai cheezfrenz whu kalmed me down, toald me to aks fore halps, and whu sended me to the dokter. yu has ben lifesavers and futsavers.
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nao, ime gunna go to sleepz. kthxbai!
{{kitsunerina}}
A littul layt, but derez ur snugglz. Ai’z heddin tu bed tu.
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Glad tu heer ur fut will heel on itz own, wiff a littul help frum teh boot, ob kors. Mush bettur den if u had wayted lawnger oar tryd waukin awn it. Tayk kare, adn sleep well.
Oh, hai kits, I am sew glad yoo got yoreself 2 teh Dr. tinyFussDoktor! an he taykes kare ob yore injery! Pleze too bee tayking kare ob yoo, too!
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In all seriousness, I just wanted to say this cat looks JUST like my little boy Sonny.
He’s almost two years old (on March 10th!) and I’m away at college and I can’t see him very often. I love my cat so much and seeing this picture it looks exactly like him, including chewing on a toy. It makes me cry because I miss my kitty so much and I don’t have any pictures of him since my camera was stolen.
I just really wanted to say thanks for this picture. I’m going to keep it and pretend its my Sonny Boy; its the only picture I have right now.
In all seriousness, I know just what you mean! Sonny Boy must be a wonderful cat, and so so lucky to have a wonderful Jori to love him! I hope that you get a whole bunch of pictures of your little Boy!
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oh – missing ur kitteh is no fun, aifink we awl can be wif u on dat wun…
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Wut u cud du, is git ur paws onna disposablul kamera oar tu oar tree – an follows hims arund de next taim u sees him – an just click away! ju get awl sorts ob funneh pics and u can maek a collaj for ur collijroom! u can gets de pics on cd as well as print – an hab hims as a baekgrund imidj onda puter! an skreensayber…. an abbatar in cheesland… an – hm – well ebberywere!
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I has a sry
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I is distractid
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(I has mah stuft Happycat and Lolrus– is beyond teh awsum and win.)
I’ve been visiting ICHC for soooo long now but I can definitely say this is my favourite. This is amazing!! XD
hey, i used to have a care bear that looked like dat