
Plush new kitty bed: $65 Finding a comfy, although slightly cramped place to sleep in spite of it: Priceless
mebbeh u jus needz 2 git teh rite bed.
picture: M Langen. lol caption: merlin_96
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous mugshot | STEP 2: Next »

Plush new kitty bed: $65 Finding a comfy, although slightly cramped place to sleep in spite of it: Priceless
mebbeh u jus needz 2 git teh rite bed.
picture: M Langen. lol caption: merlin_96
Fugly sofa moar cumfee
Woohoo fur yew, annipuss! Fugly iz moar snugly, awlreddy haz fur adn propper smel.
Is this Unfortunate Sofa day? Two in a row…
An unfortunate sofa iz beddur den no sofa attawl — an dey iz sumtiemz remarkablee comfy.
‘s true. I’ve certainly owned my share…
ai haz a fugly cozy… rount objeckt hoomin gav me nawt it.
alwmoast totallee OT: ai got sum artwork matted teh other dae, an wuz talkin to teh girl whut werks there. she wuz tellin me how peepz will put like a purplol mat onna orange-y pikshure, or sumfin lyke that, an when she asks why they choosed teh purplol, they sez, “because sofa is purplol!”
she trys to suggest, u mite nawt always have teh sayme sofa, butt (!) she sed it nebber wurks.
*slow sad hedshayke*
…
Pplz kin be dum-dumz sumtiemz.
An wen u aer sittin awn teh sofa u can’t see haow fugly it iz – `less u haz iiz in ur bakksied!
Indeedy du-du, nightshayde. Wii lurve r fugly sofaz.
Mai sofa iz teh unfortunate everi dai.
conch granulations, annipuss — tawp o’teh brayd agen! ai’z haven’ teh lonsh; yuu beez goin’ tu bedd sune — what’s yummeh nomz foar ebreewun? (adn drinkeez?)
Thx fur teh congrats. It’s 8pm heer, so nawt reddee fur bed juss yet. Ai yooshully haz a glass uv whine abowt naow!
*enturs da room wiff a large decantur of red wine cheese poofs awna side*
*poors glasses fur awl*
*Scampers in*
*Drops off a tray of Bolinhos de Bacalhau (cod fritters)*
Heh! Fooled ya!
*Scampers out*
*Scampers back in*
*Takes a glass of wine*
Fanks, Mu!
*Scampers out*
NOMMY cod fritters!!!! Fanks Maus!
The not-second time I had them was in a taberna near Sao Paulo with some Chopp (Brahma draft beer). Yum! Who coulda thought that dried fish could taste so good!
it duz pays tew be willing tew try new fuds!
oh, this is nawt good. it is now teh afternoon. d’Beaker is sitting in his awfice, feeling teh hungree. Looks at the ICHC. The nawt second thing is a discussion of cod fritters, wine, cheezpoofs, draft beeer. This is nawt helping, peeple.
*takes sum firtters, a glass of wine, some cheeze puffs and settles down for serious nomming*
*Adds cloth knapkin and small candlol tew desk tawp*
*usherz in a small blooz band fur bakgrownd mooozik*
thank you thank you, oh princess and queen. yew are both welcum to enjoy the blooz band and drinks and noms any time.
*tips the hat in gratitood*
I iz makin shoartbred kittehz todai fer “CATS!” bayk sayl. Plenny tew shayr. Jus playn shoartbred wif shugar on, but kitteh shaypz wiff individyewal faysez/’spresshinz. Hazza grumpy kitteh, happycat, skaredycat, winky kitteh… Hep yerseffs!
NOM!!! fanks! an sew kute tew!
couch gratulations!
Couch ouch!
::heddesk::
why does everyone on this site type like that omg it gives me a headache.
Duz dey EBER sleep in teh gnu bedz?
maybe if u added sum cat nip an kitty floof….
Hmmm. Dat mite werk. Teh old beds turned into places to put teh kitteh toyz (wen we rememburd).
Oar puts it onna chayr adn pretend itz fur yew.
i think that would werk tew!
ai finkso dat trikk werks ownly wen teh cushin iz rilly fur yew!
Iffin der wuz nip in the floof I tinks dat da kittehs wood den jest rrrrriiiippppp up the bedz to get the nip OUT uv da floof!!
Amber diddunt sleepin her kitteh nest til Ai sed it wus goin to teh reskyoo plais Ai gat he form – TEHN she slept innit!
C! i gnu dey unnerstood enlish!
kitteh sez it hazza schmell…
but not the rite kind!
kittehs do seem to preffur that slitely lived in smell an feel.
*pondurs wut a “lived in” smell smells liek*
*figurs it’s a fragrance ownlee a kitteh can luv*
Princess, imho-
‘lived in’ = ‘smells liek my hoomin’
savin it 4 bebbeh kittehs
hmmmm, it luuks a liddul small foar mee… sew ai’ll just squishify maiself intoo tihs teeny spayse obber heer insted…
*gigglol*
Yis, ai cud yews teh noo bed wich ai iz shoor iz vairy cumfy butt (snikr) ai haz jist meremburred sumfink taht happinid elebenty yairs agoes. Yew tukked a mowsie awaes frum mee, so ai iz moast unluvved kitteh in teh werld nd ai iz feelink vairy sowwee furr maislef nao nd wil de nigh maiself luksuree.
Iffin ai maek yew pheel sowwee furr me tew nd kin git to poynt of sinseer, grovling, teery aplolgee weer yew begg me foar furgibness, so mutch teh betturer.
u am channelin da kitteh!11!
O yis. Ai haf hadded a cupla daes had hoem wib teh cowd, and teh kitteh. Buddy didnst noes webber to bees naice to mee or keep pertendink to be Teh Moast Unlubbed Kitteh in Teh Werld (Paytent Pendink) cos ai wentid awae on Caturday Eve fore teh nait.
only cuz no cardbored box wuz availabul
Lol, so tru! Two of mai kittehs now plai on teh cat tree, but teh odder two still prefer teh bocks!
nebber. I has nise cushions & dey sleep on mi bed.
Yu spend much monees on dis bed…and were are da new improovd gushie foods?
Kitteh looks berry comfy
This kitteh reminds me of Mick who is in the medow noa. This kitteh looks big and floofy. I bet he purrs really loud tew. I want to curl up around him and take a nap …
*settlols Princess Mu jentlee onna cowch. Kitteh snorgles up to her. Cubbers bof wif floofee purplol cheezland blankee. Tiptoze awai*
* sunguls intew blankie*
Fanks 4.5!
Oh, princessmu…yu noes dat Mick be watchin you from up above, gibbin you headbonks and purrs.
IZZ NO DIFFWENT WHEN YOOMAN PUT PIWWO UNDA DA FEETZ
Fanks KK4. We just nebur stawp missin our furry frens, dew we?
We nevver do…peeps dat dont have pets not unnerstand. I lost a job once cuz mai kitteh go over da bridge, an I mourned like a member of my famlee had died, cuz dat’s how I felt.
hao menny hyoomins in yur lyf be there ebree singlol day, wevver yu habing happeh day oar pleh? tehy leebs a hyooj hole behind.
Is sad to say…but my bestest frends rite now is my fur babies. Dey not care if I have a job…dey seem to know wen I be sad and sit on my lap for head bonks and love…
kk4 – that’z kuz a member of yor fambly *had* dyed. Kittehs is fambly too. An awl owr furry, fetherd, scaly, reptily, etc. frenz . . . When they mayks that sad klimb frum owr arms into owr harts, is gud reeson to has a beeg sad, yesh, ifinkso.
{{{{gremlin}}}}} So true….sumtimes I feel like a crazy cat lady, cuz my babies are always der for meh….wif der silly demands for foods, and der biting me on da arm wen I be on compooter. Kittehs love you no matter wat!!
I missed a day of werks aftur teh nite I lost Dixie.
My boss kinda sniffed about it, but hur asst (hoo was a kitteh lover) told hur she better not say one fing to me about it. I found this out later. She was a gud boss but not a kitteh person.
.
And tehy botted me flowers, and I started cryin all over agin at that.
{{{{{{KK}}}}}}
I ment to add
{{{{{{Princess mu, Prysma, gremlin}}}}}}
I noes, skwrrlgirl….We not so crazy after all…they’re our babies.
{{{{ awl cheezpeeps}}}}}
If to luv anuther kreechur with yor whole hart = crazy, then I say – bring crazy on!
I am blesst to wurk with menneh tender-harted pet-luvving peepuls. Mah Grem went over teh brij on a Toosday. On Wensday mornink I went in to wurks – I culd nawt bayr teh thot uv being hoem in teh empty haus. I mayd it OK for abowt a half-howr until sumwun I wurks with asked hao mah kitteh wuz. An I just fell apart. Lukkily I had a wurk meeting rite after that with a gurl hoo wuz a gud frend too. We diddn’t tawk abowt teh wurks at awl – she just let me kry and kry, and tawk and tawk, and let it awl owt. Wuz gud timing, Ifinkso. After abowt an howr with mah frend, I culd fayce teh rest of teh day. So menneh peepuls wuz kynd to me and asked hao I wuz and ssed hao sorree they wuz. Is gud-harted peeps, oh yesh, Ifinkso. I tries to do that for uthers too – sumtimes when yor hart is broken, yoo just wantz sumwun to sit neggst to yoo and hold yor paw and kry along. I told teh storeh abowt mah Grem wun uv mah furst ICHC postings – and Janet (hoo kan has as menneh kittehs as wun hart kin hold) hoo has a beeg shining hart uv gold sat down neggst to me and kried with me. Real teers. I culd see them way akross teh Innernets. I noo then that I had fownd troo frenz heer.
{{cheez-peeps, and J4K hoo wuz wun uv mah verreh furst ICHC frenz}}
Sawree – did nawt meen to turn it into a sad. Just chiming in to say is normal to still miss sumwun furreh, even yeerzandyeerz layter.
{{{Mu, Skwirrl, kk4, prysma, 4.5K, and uthers hoo has lubbed and lost}}}
Dat wuzzint a sad, gremlin — it wuz a touching storee! Bittersweet, mebbe — but nawt a sad … and no reezin to aplologize eever. Itz awlwaiz gud to heer dat there r niec pplz arownd who really “get it.”
…
{{{Gremlin}}}
{{{Cheezpeeps}}
You are in our hearts
this iz nyce, thankugudnite!
Mai ketteh Stormy sleeps in tiny basket filled wif my aold socks. Tehy is clean though…
this lurks like mai Kitteh Chessie…
Tath is teh cyoot, catslave!!
Also dis wae taeks up TWO spases on cowch. Says “MINE.” musch more lowdly.
yep! it shore does!
win!
Ohai, tessm! Mah liddul gurl & ai went to MickeeDeez yesterday & she gotted a Happitayl Meel & teh prize wuz a Chococat watch. Ai thotted uv u.
OMG…dey still doin dat, nightshayde??? I member goin to McD’s fur mai kids to be sure dey got da new ones…sigh.
ohai NS!
whut??? McD’s haz teh CHOCOCAT WATCHEZ????
um, ai hasta go naow to get mai lunch…!!
Dey duz! Ai gotted hur a Hello Kitteh watch last week, but ai’z keepin dat wun as a surprize fur hur birfday (unless ai keep it since she nao haz a Chococat watch). If u haz teh liddul wrists, u mite eben be able to wear it! Ai kin wear dem.
Iz lyk… $150 toy… ai play in teh boks it camed in, kthx. *sigh*
ennyway, gots tu go owt fur a bit, bbl
ohai PK! ai hasta tell u! ur suggeschun uv using teh big paper lawn bag foar teh play tunnel wuz teh WIN an AWESUM!! mai Mia kitteh lurves it! fankyoo!
Ohai Tessm! Lubberly wefer we is habbing hear in Beaberton ….NAWT!
can’t w8t 4 warmer webber!
Beaverton OR? I wuz bornded there!
oh yesh yesh yesh! beaverton or!
an teh wevver is teh pleh! lotsa rayn… kittehs want open door — then look owt — then look up at mee sayin, whut u gonna doo abowt this hmmm?
Do they make you open ALL the doors, in the hope that it’s not raining outside of one of them?
Owr Manny yoosta do dat!!! Heed go to teh bak door, see it wuz rainin, sigh, go to teh frunt door, see it wuz rainin, sigh, go to the bak door, etc… We called him owr Pooh Cat ‘cuz himz wuz a cat uv bery liddul braynes (but lots uv luv).
Buddy maeded me opin teh frunt dore yisturdae coz seh wantid tew goes owt, so ai dids nd seh lukked at teh owtsyde werld fore a nannosekkund nd went bak tu bedd. Aifinkso seh was jist chekkin to maek shoor teh owtsyde haddint mooved.
heh. the outside would nawt dare tew move wiffout hur purrmission!
Yah butt (tee hee) yew haev tew bee vijilint. Konstintlee vijilint. Becos it miet!!!
*imajins Maus as a teenee tinee hairless pink bebbeh mausee wif closed eyeses n lil pinkee noze n pawz*
*pulls CHRG awn moar sekyurelee n adds duckee taype*
*Addz moar dukkee taype. wif mausez on it. *
Itz ok, u kant seeing deh mowzez on deh taype so it won’t making u splort.
Yay! Ai haz a happeh Mia be habbing fun! Gib her eer-rubs fur me!!
Ekkspennsivv Kitteh Bedd
nawt habz t3h ryte tekkschurr. Beeg
Lawng Chayr habz lawtz!
Ekkspennsivv Kitteh Bedd
amz 2 bryte! Kitteh chekkz owtz
bawkss itz cummd in nekkst!
Strypee Kitteh habz
2 braykz in noo Bedd. Dat coodz
taykz verreh lawwwwwnnng tyme!
Jack.
yay jack!
*snerk*
Ai jus proofreeded sumfin atwerk. Wen ai seed teh wurd “first,” ai awlmoast started to correct it to “nawt sekkund.”
…
Mebbe ai spends a wee bit too much tiem heer.
Lolz! Ai’ve started to rite “heer” instead of “here” when ai edit!
Dat is rilly easy tew dew! awl cheese peeps must has flexibul branes!
hm…… Teh Flexibul Branes… another gud name for a rock band!
I kan’t sending an emayo wifowt using deh spell chekker tu fixifying evverthing!!
I wuz sendin emayo to my BFF 2day an had to keep remindin myself NAWT to type in Lolspeek! Wuz hard.
*nodnod* Ai heer ya! Ai haz saem problim!
Hur has seen sum of teh lols an I has asplayned lolspeek az best az I kin, so hur wud jes rite bak an say, “WTF”, but I kin see me sending a lol-mayo to my boss or a probayshun offisur!
Ai iz spekting ennydaynao tu du a lol-mayo tu a teechur oar teh hoomayn sosietee bolunteer coe-ordnatur,, speshlee sinse teh subjekt oftin be kittehs!
**snerks**
**whispurrs Izzit jes me, oar duz teh noo bed in teh pikshur luuk lyk sumfin u’d sit awn if u’d had a surjuree awn ur butt?**
Teh totalee weerd fing iz dis: I has emayoed sum cheezfrenz, an wii yooshualee NAWT type lol-mayos! Iz lyk wii iz nermal peeplols oar sumfin.
Go figger…
why kitteh nedz dat ecspeshiv bedd wen ‘ee awnsh bedz dat hooman shleepz in?
This is sooo Desmond! We adopted him from a cat shelter and we spent over £100 before we got him, buying a cat basket and toys and a cat playpen thing, we got him and he ignored the basket completly and slept on his playpen alot and get this, in cardboard boxes! Gave the basket away to someone who had recently had kittens eventually. Lesson: if you have cats, don’t spend a lot of money on beds and things, they will just choose there own sleeping places!
Too true, Joel! Ai haz given up on buyin gnu beds fur dem. Ai noe tho dat if ai brings ennyfing into teh howse dat haz its own bocks – ENNYFING – teh kittehz will find teh bocks an immediately start to “purrtekt” it.
Anom, Joel!
the probability of the animal/kid using a bed/toy is inversely porportional to the price of said toy. Now… empty boxes or bags… those are a different story completely.:)
so troo. i wunder wut wuld happen if tehy started charjing a forchun for teh empty bockses an bags?
Egg-zacklee!
I nawt wanna remember hao mutch munnies I spended awn toys foar Josie, onlee to find owt wat hur relee lubbed – teh bockses dat pyooter paypurr camed in, lawndree baskits, an unyun grass (teh dekrativ stuffs u buy in teh floral crafts sekshun at Wally-Whirled).
Ai fink it maibe a syentifc lawz or sumfin… liek in fiziks or kemistree.
oh my, teh burfday fairy iz running late today, but i hope iz not too late to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo iz habbing a burfday today!! inklooding Space, Kuesel72, an CiaraCeasg!! an mebbee iz being yor burfday too? speek up an let us kno!! i haz bringd teh favrite fudjy tasty hommaed burfday caeks, isk reem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an frum teh Burfday Goodies Facktree/Troll Re-Edoomacayshun Center (now wif nooly rekonstrukted bafrooms bilded by wp for its re-edoomacyshun aftur it eeted my bbq cheezburgur cukowt party teh ovver day): goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle like firewurks wen tehy bownse, ittybitty lego racing kars taht yoo kan bild as fansee az yoo wants, kandeez, an puffy bebbeh zombie stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*Putz zombee stikkerz awl over deh pleh old lappytop!!
Mebbe dat will skeering it intu wurking gud fur mii!
lego!!!!
*bild bild*
*taek apart*
*rebild rebild*
*vroom! vroommmm!*
*hydes Lego racing kars frum Plasticat* wii haz more than enuf uf Legos awlreddy!
Oo Oo Ooooooo! *runz arown steelin Lego karz frum ebereewun* Bwa ha ha!
HAY!!! U!!!! Kum bak heer wif mai karz!!!!!
*chase, chase, chase,
*Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze.
.
Note tu self:
U b tu old tu b running like dat!!!
Butt uz nawt dat old cween! *Hanz WUN kar bak tuu cween* Dere yuu goz *runzawaiwifakwiknis*
Fankz!!!
Darn, hii randed away b4 i kud schmoo him.
:snikker:
.
Vroooooom, vroooooom, vvvvvrrrrrrooooooooommmmmm!!!!!
yew kuld prolly lure him bak wif more Legos….
*rummijis in bakpak*
aHA!
*pulls owt Lego spays-stashun*
*sets it awn grownd in frunt uv teh cween*
*scurrees awf*
OH Boy!! a LEGO spayse stayshun!!!!
*Launchez mini spayse shipz frum sayshun.
*comes running bak* *kwivery lip, teary aiz* butt, butt…..dat wuz spozed tew be fer MII!!!!
Ah, yes! This looks so familiar!
They prefer a cardboard box with shredded paper to the fancy bed, any day.
*inbites ebreewun tu come obur, cuddle up awn footon, watch Raydurs uv teh Misplaysded Arc an nom Tim Horton’s donuts an CPlus orinj pop wif her an Sean an teh kittehs*
U gots ennyfing strongur tehn teh orinj soda? Iz been a laaaawwwnnnnggg day.
Um… iz bottlol uv razberry zinfandel in frij, an aifinkso still bottlol uv amaretto inna cupboard (ai lyks wif oj nao n tehn). We nawt drink berry much.
I BMOT (bring my own tekillya) den.
sownds fun! kan i bringing teh boi? him haz Indy Jonez fasinayshun eben tho him z nebber seed teh moovees.
Corse yu can! The more teh merryur!!!
ooooo – ai lykes teh Indyana Jones! and Plasticat lieks nefing wif Harrison Ford…kan wii come tew? wii kan bring teh hoem mayde cinnanom raysun bred…
Sownz nommy! Come get cumfee! Du nawt let Trick steel teh breds, him myte fink iz gnu toy / enemememy tu fyte. Him finks menny fings are.
Fanks!! *brings big pillows fer cumfy sittin awn floor* maibe Trick wuld liek wun uf teh Lego kars frum teh burfdai fairy? owr Unique and Tira kittehs lubs teh Lego pieces! (tho it duz nawt maek Plasticat happy wen dey steel teh pieces and he kannawt fynd dem agin!)
Note that kitteh is using the new bed – he is parking his bum on it.
:snerk: at leest he didn’t pee on it!!
speaking of bums–Logan does hav favorite cushion. It’s the one I bought for husband when he fell off the porch & injured ‘is tail.
I stored it in my offis and he now sleeps on dat.
Kitteh missed teh poynt…nao teh doggeh will coem and sleep in ten nyoo bed.
Heh, brave dog!
OMG’z I haz that same couch
Shouldnt the bed be in the floor?
Cats… you buy it for them and they go out of there why to avoid it!!
The picture is cute, but why the hell do most of the posters on this website type so stupid. I hate stumbling this website because the comments give me a headache!
just went through the same thing with my cat Smokey. I bought her this nice, soft and fluffy bed. She has never deigned to even sit in it!
o lol dat so messed up
hoo paiz $65 on a fugly sofa wen yoo cn bai liek 65 cheezburgers nsted?