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uh ohes, pixie kitteh be pixilated?
did da hyuman fergit to get da conberter for da kittehvision?
ebery body noes kittehz be much moar entertainink dan da telebision. BOOP!tube be much bettah dan da boobtoob, ifinkso
and moar erf-frendlee tu, wif teh sayvin uv teh lektriks adn such
ifinkso yes yes. must get de conberter so de kittehs can be focused.
yup. dis wun be a lil fuzzy.
butt (hee hee) kittehs aer supposed to be fuzzy!
ai alwayz fot teh kittehs wur reely gud at teh fokusing – speshulee awn teh impurtent stufz lyk pettinz and lubbinz and snorglez adn such…
an tose taht be moobing unner teh blankkits at nyte… tehy berry gud at fokusing awn taht…
oh yesh! tehn wee be gettin teh poynt(s)
GMTA SP! Oh, an congrats 2!
oooo, i can haz GMTA wif annipuss? i be teh honur’d. lessgo to da Thai Boot Eek!
Bedder dan being piklolled!!
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I sending in deh Conga Ratz tu dansing fur u Mary O!!
Lukk!!! dehy b awl dresst up in brite kullerz and reddy fur Marty Grass!!!
Thro me sumfin, sister! shows BOOPS! [is dat noze fing, not teh otter fing]
ahem. a BOOP! is win you touch a kitteh on da noze adn say: Boop! Iz much fun cuz da kitteh just liks hims nose ushually.
THEY LOOK LIKE CATS FROM DOWN THE HALL!!!
70 PURcent compleet until wat!!!!!!!!!111111??????????????//
Pikzilatid pusscat
And heere kum deh danssing Conga ratz fur u, 2 Anni!!
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Dans dans dans KIK!!
da cween be singin in da reign.
next faze – taek owver teh wurld!
ai hadda wurreed – ower LOL wuz layt!
Not tu wurry!! Deh dansing ratz conga threw ur commint tuu!!
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dans KIK! dans Kik! dans dans, KIK KIK!!
ooo wer u a star in teh Korus Lyn? u dans so pritty!
ohhh.. eberyone duckees … here comes cweenies shooooz!
it was tru.
how is your birfday going?
befoar, eh, soe-soe…
mush bedderer naow taht ai am heer
{{{{icanhazcoffee}}}}
hab sum drinkees? martoonie? grasshopper? mimosa? also ai maded yu sum fudge.
tanks and jeeps, nyghtwind!
ooo – fudge!
and mebbee anuver cuppa cawfee
ok. heer yu go. *hands cupajoe to ICHC*
cawfee for anyone else? dere’s plenty!
*sips happilee at teh cawfee and enjoyz teh yummie fudge*
FangQ Nyghtwind!
*sips cawfee and ponders borked werk email*
duzzat meen u nawt haz tu werk at werk?
oh, teh hyooj manatee uv itawl!
an pawsiblee teh ironee, tu, an mebbe eben teh parrot-ox uv it!
no wurk at wurk!
ai can haz a nawt-werk werk?
mai munneez fur nuffin, mai cheks fur free?
Dire Straits… an eerwurm, yu haz gibbed me wun!!!
thnx fur sharing da eerwurmz i haz it tu now
eh, cud bee a werser wun…
Happy birfdai, icanhazcoffee!
a prezzie to yu — ayear’s supply ov yr faborist cawfee, instantly chanynges roast nd acidity nd orgins, akkoriding to yur mood.
omai, tanks and jeeps booklion! ai nebber hasta wurry abowt it bein organik adn sustaynablee farmd adn ai can haz teh dekaff at nyt adn teh sinomomon flayver wen ai want adn teh chokklit flayvur adn…..
ai am overjoyd wiff ur wundermuss gift!
{{{booklion}}}
happiii burfdayz icanhazcoffee ! *uummm lukz arund fur da gift* heer it iz magikal coffee mugz dat refillz itz self wif faborite flavor frum booklionz coffeez
o wow its purrrrrfekt, 3km!
{{{3km}}}
an ai nawt hafta git up adn disturb teh kittehs awn mai lap wen it goez emtee!
kind of
. There are reports to rite and analyses to run.
an since the email is borked, I’m ackshewally getting a lot of phone calls!
*luks blank*
what iz tihs “fone” yu speek uv???
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its teh noisee fing that scares mai Shadow-Cat so that she leeps frum my arms wif pointee ends extended and scampers awai!
ai haz teh scamperaway kittehs tu
butt (hee hee) wun uv tehm iz teh saym wun taht turnz awn mai noyzee printer tu maek teh payper moov for her amyuzmint…go figger…
butt (hee hee) mai Puff kan turn teh stoopy thing awn hurself, so ai wud hafta keep it unplugged tu stawp her
at leest it duzzent du teh test payj, so ai kan jus reskyoo teh payper adn re-uze it…wen ai ketch it in tym
uverwyz ai get free konfetti
trubble wif teh toilet paper rolls!
surpryzinglee, mai kittehs doan go after teh toyletpaypers. butt (hee hee) the kleenexz are anuvver fing awltugedder…
mine tini kitteh likz tu flip da lib own da scanner an pullz da paper owt uf da holder thingi
Ohai!
Ai am interruptin dis LOL for an anowncemint:
Mai kitteh Christy saw teh kitteh cardiologist todai.Mai vet herd a heart murmur on Caturday,so we went to get it checked owt.Turns owt she has a small leak in a heart valve,and it is nawt life threatning
So YAAYYYYY for gud news!
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Now,back to your regularly scheduled LOL…
hooray!
{{eek}} {{Christy}}
ai am so berry glad that Chrsty is OK.
*dans dans spin kik!*
** spins and kiks wif nyghtwind **
Yesh,wuz gud news…ai had a worry !!
We need to monitor her,uv corse,but cardiologist did nawt see need for treetment.
yeah eeck!
{{eeck}}{{Christy}}
ai duz happitayle danse & butwigglol in office chayre for yew both!
Fanks,gamma!!
Yay, eeck! fur teh gud news.
{{{{Crhistykitteh}}}}
yaah Christkitteh {{eek christ}}
hurray fur ur gud newz, eeckthecat!
Dat’s gud nyooz!
yays!!!!!!!
{{{{{eeck}}}}}
{{{{{eeck-kittehs}}}}
ai sooo happeh taht Christy be otay!!!
Ohai Eeck!
Glad to heer Grumpee Cristy is okay!
{{{Eeck an Cristy}}}
Now foar teh most importitnt kweshtun – Hao iz teh floofy Nikita?
She is as floofy and cyoot as eber!!
Hur gots gud purr-sonalitee?
Hur luuks lyk hur knoes how gorjis hur iz, but iz nawt snobby ‘bowt it.
She haz got teh purr-sonalitee to spare!!
Her lubs visitors,unlike her sisters.Anybudde who can pet her is welcome heer!
Ai has a big happeh fur yoo n Christy, Eeck!!!!!
kitteh comes into focus faster if you rub your eyes first.
Anonymous Kitteh is Anonymous
Witness purr tekshun Kitteh
GMTA ai see, tidmum
Crab kitteh iz sooper secret assasin IRL.
omai!
Oh wait! Dat’s the witless purr tekshun program.
wat r u taking about ????
mebbee in teh witnesskitteh purrtektshun prowgram?
Kumpixilashunz Sweetpea, Annipuss nd icanhaz coffee. gmta. Wutz nu at da taebo teak tudai? ai finkso we nedez sum floofy nikkurz in ranebo kulurz tu memined us dat spring iz awn da wai ebun if iz stil cowld naow.
oooh … ai can haz spring?
pleez?
Depends awn where you live.
In Meeshigun,spring iz “May”.
wee ownlee haz tu wayt til abowt teh end uv March or teh first uv Aypril heer in Mizzuri, butt (hee hee) ai am still teh tyred of teh pleh winter!
Me too, sistur!
ai am awlreddy planning owt mai garden, adn getting reddy tu plant seedz foar teh tranz plantingz…
ai jus keep glarin at teh calendur tu hurree up!
I has seryus case of Spring feever.
I wanna go awn rode trip but iz nawt gud eyedea to do it in KY in Febyooaree. (Wented awn wun in Janyooaree yeerz ago an gotted stuk in TN foar a few extry dayz.)
aifinkso it is kuntayjus! ai want mai first canoe trip uv teh yeer, tu! but it hassa wayt till at leest May so ai doan freez!
axually I has found dat canoes werk very well as tobaggans onna snowy slopes
ai nawt shur whut bet it wuz taht alowd u tu lern this thing…
butt (hee hee) ai wud wajer alcohol wuz involvded…
axually I lernt it as a scoi bowt win I wus foreteen but I has offen dun it sints an sumtym wif the hep of the universal lubricant. Is mush more fun iffen the hill ends in a lake hopefully froze.
Inna Adirondax is nawt unkawmen fer a cannoe to git ‘borrowed’ and tied to the bak ub a snow mashine so the driber can haul hawl sebberal ob his frenz down the snowmashine trales at harrowing speeds.
I bleev dat Gibbo haz stokkt deh ty boo teek wif mekklissez madded uv kitteh faised beedz in deh kustumary Marty Grass kullerz: green, gold, burplol, and red!!
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Adn uv korse, dere b deh uzul sordid trezurez!!
aifinkso a pritty purplol kittehfayce nekliss wud bee grate!
thems regular kittehs
der imagz is just pixilated to protect der identities
cuz dey in witnus protection progam
I can has aych dee?
Haz der meows been alturd too, lyk wen dey innervyooin nony-muss peeplols awn tee-vee?
mebbe tehy get teh goggiez tu du teh voyc-oberz.
Mebbe, but goggies yooshualee nawt smart enuf foar dat job.
speek, goggie, speek! gud goggie, haz a biskit.
Sit, Ubu, sit!
Gud dog.
teh ayteez – ai ahz tehm tu!
Kittehs iz gettin’ digitized?
Perhap dis tiem dey git poezuhblol digits.
Ohai, nc66!
Did u get teh emayo I sended u?
Oh, an foar sum reeson, Ur noo abatart makes me fink of a “flashur”.
Mebbe I needs moar sleeps?
or maybee ’stalker’
**hums creepy stalker song by the Police**
Foar sum reesun, I’m finkin I heer him say, “Hay liddlol gurl, wunt sum candee?”
Hey! Wut? On noes!
Ai nawt need dat kind uh reputayshun.
Dat’s hao rumors git stawted yew know.
Wait! Oh fiddlestix!
EARWURM!!!
Now ai’ll have Oingo Boingo in my head for the rest of the day.
Sowwy! Iz teh nawt-sekkund fing dat popped in2 my hed wen I saw ur noo abatart….
Lesse….mebbe wii cud say u iz old-fashund prybit inbestigatur?
**mind goes to gutter**
**heds to NB**
Ai onlee git tew inbestigate teh old fashund wuns?
~Oingo Boingo continues to play in NC’s brain~
~follows rhsb to NB~
u cud go upthred and trayd teh eerwurm for anuver wun ai handed owt up der
Prolly gud eyedea.
Teh reel yung wuns will land u in jayle.
Heer iz beddur eerwurm. Jes put teh www in front of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=J5V9BqAq0wE
Iz teh eerwum I has been having.
oooh O.o niklebak!!!11!1! ai haz nebber hurd a niklebak sawng ai dint lyk!
I lubs teh Nikklolbak too. Dey iz gonna be heer (in KY) in consert dis Fryday nite. I wanna go SO bad! Onlee way I kin go iz to win tikkits, tho.
ai will cross mai fingerz fur u tu mebbee win teh tikkits!
♫♪ if they cud luv, lyk yu an me,
imajin what the whirrld cud be.
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if ebreewun cared, an nobuddy cryed,
if ebreewun luved, an nobuddy lyed,
if ebreewun shared, an swallowed their pryde,
then we’d see the day when nobuddy dyed… ♫♪
iz Cheezland anthem, aifinkso…
No. I didn’ seein’ dat.
~runs awf tew czech emeow~
**wunners how far nc had to run to check himz emeow**
post offis?
klacks towr?
onna tawl hill foar teh smoak signulz?
duz cheezlan have klacks system?
*pondurs*
ai duz nawt know. if we duz nawt, we shud! hao els we commoonicate? pijins? signal flags?
pijinz myt haz tu wurree abowt teh kittehs…
morris code?
izzat teh wun whair yu waive tu orinj kittehs in teh air in patturns?
aifinkso it waz bannd bai teh yu-en an teh jeneeva conbenshun du tu
crooltee ishoos.
*pikshurs wayvin orinj kittehs in teh air*
teh operaturs wuld need lotsa bandages after teh pointee ends deployed!
*nods solemnlee* it becomed a hyoomin rytes ishoo!
sumtiems a hyoomin last rites ishoo, aifinkso.
aifinkso teh bandijez runded owt pritty qwiklee tu…
adn teh horspitlols wuz runnin owt uv teh donaytid bludz…
it wuz awful…
De morris coad is the dot an dashes, the two flags (or kittehs) waving wood be semafore eggsept that iffen yo waves the kittehs wif the pointee ends owt, then before too lawng it’ll be sematwo.
Hah! elebenty, gammacat!
FangQ booklion! how are yew todai?
Iz TU kittehs, aifinkso, yeff. BC hidin on left, nawt a shado.
Izznt BC always hidin in teh shaddoz?
hee wuz hydin reely gud, cuz ai dint see it till u poynted it owt!
kitteh nawt gitted himz coverter box yet
Nawt to wurree, himz got till Joon-sumfin now.
ohai rhsb..how yuz bii tuday?
Ohai, 3km.
Nawt so grate ackshully. Hao u been?
home awlday sik an hooman boi sik tu nawt want!
*runruns tu get 3km a floofeh cheezmap blankkit warm frum teh dryer*
*tuks arownd her awl comfee an arranjis pillols*
heer, haz sum applol joos. ai go maeking yu sum chikkin soops, otay? yu just rest an feel bedderer.
thnx PK can haz blankie fur hooman boi tuu himz still haz da fever
*leebs chikkin tu simmur*
*scurrees tu dryer*
*staggurs bak wif armload uv warm floofeh cheezmap blankkits, awl warm n soft n smelling lyk spring, so hai she cannawt see obur it*
*tuks hooman boi in tu, an pyles blankkits awn n arown 3km an hoomin boi*
*gets nuvver glass uv applol joos, coz gotta stay hydratid wif fevur*
*scoots bak tu kichin tu wurk awn teh chikkin soop, humming lullabais*
*gets sekkun blankee form hooman boi*
*tuck tuck tuck blankee, fluff fluff fluff pillows*
yew both rest!
oooh thnx PK an GC..mine hubbi nawt ebben takz kare ub us dis guud
O.o
*narros eyes an crossiz arms*
Duz ai haz tu come ober there an haz a stern wurd oar tu wif Mr. 3km abowt luking aftur sik peeps teh way yu want sik peeps tu luk aftur yu?
majikal cheezblankie iz wurking hooman boiz fever iz going down!!
*blink*
*blink*
*runs tu get moar cheezblankkits*
it mite hab biin da tylenol tho..wif da magikal cheezblankiez
I lefted werk erlee cuz I nawt feline gud. Took 3 hower nap, witch wuz gud.
Finkin abowt anudder wun.
ooooh nooo hopez i nawt contaminate yu ober da intertubez..hoping iz nawt da flu fur mii or yu…oooh i rym whin sik
Ifn I has been contaminayted, my DADCAT diddit! Himz been sik foar a whiel.
iz himz okay?
{{rhsb}} *wraps rhsb in blankee and givs her a cup o’tea*
Fanks, gammacat.
Hawt tee sownz gud rite nao.
ai stik wif owld-fashuned analog kittehs, aifinkso… tehy hard enuff tu unnerstand! ai bet yu need a phd tu unnerstand a dijital kitteh!!!
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oar be twelv-yeers-owld.
I’m habbin enuff trubblol getting my dvd playur to work!
Finkso I need sumfin called “IR blaster”.
Srsly.
analog kittehz hard enuff..dont think i culd handle digitized kitteh
Iz enturrin teh mainframez to gets to teh cookiez.
Gonna go eet dinnur.
bbl.
Okay, I’m bak.
Wuz nawt bad. Wii had steaks an baked tayturs.
kewl
ai still haz a confuzzled as tu hao teh kittehs gotted grayn-free organik kwail fur supper, an bf an ai be habing toona sammiches awn baguls. o.O
Mahm fownded teh steaks awn beeg-tyme sale, so dats how wii ended up wif ‘em. I had to cook my own, cuz I lyk mien to has a liddle “moo” still left in him, an dey nawt.
I remember does dayz, p-k. Josie wud eet teh egg-spensib crunchees an 90% of my groshurees wud be stoar-brand.
furst da kitteh fudz den da boi fudz, den i can haz sum beenz an store brand krakerz
Chuck Close kitteh in ur howse, maykin artz.
Orange cat? Digitized? Can it walk through walls like Pixel?
halp meh Scottehhhh
Tarnsporter is borken again
Increasing Heisenberg Compensator and interlacing cheeseburger subspace matrix to compensate for the pattern degregration! *Cap’n, weve got them! =D*
jajaja very funny!!!, like old internet movie themes.
the computer must of gottin a virus… we’ll have to pause the case of the missing cat until his true indentity is revealed!!! Rats…
I’m amazed at the popularity of this one, it was just a throw-away Lol among many and not one of my best. Nevertheless, thanks for all of the votes and check out all my other Lols!
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