Silly hoomin. Duz u think u can disstrackt us wif beeds and bobbles?? Oooo shinee
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conga-ratz, carosue — wii iz a trhree-peep brayde, aifinkso — adn yu beeing rait awna *tawp.*
Shall we awl proceed to teh tyebooteek and get sum beeds to toss to the peeps? Wuns wif little kittehs and sparkly bits on em. Den we shud get kawfees. I needs to wake up.
Ai wantz beeds! Wif sparkelz!
Toss! Toss!
just had a mardi gras parade yesterday
<3 mardi gras
Did anyone else think that said beeds and boobies at first glance?
No? Just me then.
::sigh::
Calling eye doktor again.
At first glance. Which forced me to READ it. Damn. Bobbles…
No need for Dr TinyEye.
Bof of those things kinda go wif Mardi Gras….
Slitely O.T. – Mai parruthed club had teh annyewl Mardi Gras pardee Caturday nite (we rayze munnies fur CARE (Companyun Animlol Reskew Effurt and PAL (Pet Assistunce Leeg) – dere wuz sum wummin dere hoo kep gettin confoozed abowt wedder to show her bobbles or hur boobies – she hadda be kikked owt ebentuallee. Tew minnee margareetas, aifinkso.
well u do has to manetane dekorum!
even at Mardi Gras.
We jist wantid hur to manetane hur shirt! The pawleecmins wur nawt happee (at leest nawt vizablee).
cant tak iws owff shiiiiiieeeny
if you’re gonna talk, spell “eyes” right. And by the way, it’s “Meowth”. With an O.
Phew. Keepin teh apperntment, tho. Iz doo. Eyez doo. Iz need it.
Yur mynd iz in teh, uh, guttur. Kleerlii.
Mardi Gras fer Kittehs!
gmta, maus!
lessay lay bon tomps ruullay!
ooo lol lol… le faux cajun fronsch
we we!
hpy mardy grah!
I wud say, throw me the kitteh, mister, AND the beeds. But I shud not be greedee. An the trolls wud yells at me about throwing bebe kittehs. So toss me the beeds fer nao, and when the itty bitty kittey is older, I wil be bak!
TROLL PATROLL haz seen. Yu ar warnd.
Everbuddie noez diamundz r a gurlz bestest fren!
Frow me sumfin, mister!
nice pic!
syrvay sez….wun owt uv tew lolcats purrfur shinee fings!
umm….is taht LCB? teh lite nawt sew gud tehre….
GMTA, bluesffan473! Mai berry nawt-sekkund impresshun wuz ov LCB an GP (GP az a kitteh, um, well, ai will stawp dere).
ohai (((ph))) haow goez teh battlez?
Well, ai seem to hab no arms left, butt iz jist a scratch. Ai will battle awn. How iz yew? {{{BF473}}}
aihoapso iz onlee a fleshwund? {{{ph}}}
ai haz tew goe tew wurk layter an teh wevver iz pleh butt (hee!) ai shal perserveer!
Ai iz sawree yew haz pleh wevver! In Birginya, we hab sunshyne butt (hehe)
BERRY windee an cold. Ai want spring!
Yay!! hapy mardy grah ebrybuddiez!! Beedz n booblez workz for me
For de beeg fat 2sdae I would likz som shrimpeez gumbu, sum craefishez an a mince juilp.
* enturs carrying a huge basket of crawfishes ( still awl steamy) *
Crawfishes fur everywun!
Don’t furgit tew suk the head!
And pinch teh tayle!
fat 2sdae mai faborit dae.. full of noms n dans all dae. den naps de nex dae… craefishees 4 ebbrybuddie!!
ur abitar is sew koot!
aiz berie fotogenicks *nods lots*
OMG yu ARR!
Heer! AI hab sum beignets fur ebree wan! Nad sum chic coreea cawffee.
Of course my very post on this site will have to be the very obvious*SPLORTTTT*
*in heaven* It was nice while it lasted.@__@
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh Hitsuzen braynez iz sukked up,
*kleenifyed adn returndinged 2deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Hitsuzen is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
*looks around* Holy Jalapeno on a stick, I’m saved!! I’m so glad and thankful. I don’t what to……
Wait a minute…*looks at chocolate covered..*
@__@
You people eat possum??!!
Ownlii teh vegan verzhun.
IT’s because sum peeps possums r nawt cyoot and nawt splortablol so u won’t splort again when u luk at teh choklit. k?
sum peeps THINK possums r nawt cyoot. Sawry, mind is in Mardi Gras mood.
Prowceed wif teh frowing uff teh cheezburgerz!
Live long and prosper fellow Trekkie! (Or Trekker if you prefer)
if yu awlso a fan uv Monty Python an uv Pratchett’s Discwurld, tehn what awn URF tuk yu so lawng tu get heer?
*giglols an hugs Joel*
{{{{Joel}}}}
Ohai PK! Is wii steel otay fur oar, umm… ebent wii has planned fur March?
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Teh ebent, which uv corse duz nawt eksist, iz still awn skejool, which uv corse awlso duz nawt eksist becos there be nuffing tu skejool ennyway. An there be absololootlee nuffing fur ennywun tu see heer, nuffing atawl.
An wud tihs non-eggsiztent ebent be a gud tym to ree shed yule teh caterpiLOLar race, wot wus ment to happun at teh Safari openin but dinnunt, cos ob teh reel lyf geddin in teh wai?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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Well, whut wib us habbing no ebent planned, no boof awl set up reddy adn no caterpilolar traynurs awn hand, ai wud has tu sai… yesh. Err, ai meen no, ob corse…
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* holds up bebbeh panda adn scampersawaiwibakwikness *
OK, juss to be shor to tell me wut dayt tihs issunt happnin and I
Ai’ll mayk shor Ai is free, errr NAWT free, errr….yu kno wut Ai meen!
* scampers awf tu taht otter syte tu gib Ambercat teh deetayls *
Um, ai nawt meen is rekwired… just iz a lawt uv peeps heer whu lyks ‘em. Ai gawta fink moar befoar ai type…
Lol I am actually a fan of Monty Python but I must admit, ive not read many Disc novels, but there ttl funny, I watched the TV adaption of Hogfather last year, with David Jason, pretty funny! And wooot group hug everyone! *Hugs Prysma*
We iz needing moar hugs ober heer, peeps!!!
Why thank you Joel. Peace and long life to you.
Ai fot u siad “frowing up” da cheezburgers! LOL! Hey, JohnnyFace, wuts da number fur yur Dr. tinyEye?
Yuck!
*jk2k taeks king caek outta uven*
*gits awl teh purtee iseeng owt*
*puts awn teh green an purplol an yellol iseeng awn teh caek*
*adds liddlol bit uv wite iseeng*
*patpatpat teh caek*
ai has king caek foar ebberywun! step rite up!
It sowds delishus. Is it teh kind of kake wif THINGS inside?
wel yez, it wudnt bee king caek wifowt teh pryze!
*Scampers in*
*Steals the King Cake*
*Scampers out
Hay! Is nawt Maus King caek, Maus!
Oopsie! Sry!
*Brings the cake back*
*Takes only one slice*
wow, Maus!~ I gues being a proprieatur has giben u a diffrent prurrspective!
* gives Maus a large mint julep*
Fanks, Mu! Oh luk! I gottid teh slice wif teh baby! Is gud luck!
oh good!
*takes a slice*
Oh luk, I gotted one tew!!
*luks at caek*
ifinkso every slice has wun.
itz a mirakle!
we can all has gud lucks!
*takes a bite*
*borks toof on babbeh*
lol! u poor thing! * majikly unborks SG’s toof*
Maus iz by-ing teh next rawund uv hurreecaynes!
Ai want sum tew! (luks under her slice fur de bebbeh..)
Oh, Maus alreddy gottid it- is okay- yummy cake- nom nom.
**howlds owt playte** Ai can haz sum kingcake?
Maaaahm! Maus stole ower caik!!
**holds owt fut, tripz Mauz, katchiz King Cake befoar it fawlz**
yeah parrothead!
morning all! werk email is out! I dinna know whut to dew wif myself!
Ohai gammacat! Ai wish mai wurk emayo wud go owt! An STAY owt! Butt nawt mai purrsunul e-mayo.
Mebbe you kant be distrakted, but Iz kan. Luk, a shiny!
Yes an noe
Fat Tuesday is kittehs best-favrit holeeday evur – nevur mine teh beedz, frow shrimps!!!
*holdz up N.O. stile Fronsch bred, caches shwmps tew maik
dang itz!!
tew maik shwmp Po’ Boys fer ebreewun*
*Ofurs Bluesfan a nice mint julip*
Ooh! Gooooood noms!! Not too muscch cajun spicy tho. I can has *urp* heartburhn?\
(‘Scuse me.)
Behbeh kittehs has ADOS – Attenshun Deffysit…Oooh! Shiney!
dew u reely finks…… ooooh, a budderfli!
hahah!
Kyuut!!
Wut dew yew hab to show kittehs to git beeds frown tu yu?
Cheezburgrs, awf corse!
SHOW YUR CHEEZBURGRS! SHOW YUR CHEEZBURGRS!
Fanks for da slice of kak. Haz to goes now for pyco dr. appts. Eberyone please enjoe kak and danses foer mi. See allz Fat 2sdae.
Whur has bin LOLcatburglar?
Mai Ai habz sum kingceak to go wif T for mah brekfist?
Kthxbye.
LCB is suffering from a severe case of RLS (Real Life Syndrome). She has been VERY busy at work.
aifinkso RLS is catching! Ai has eet tu! PLEH!
Did u ketch it frum LCB?
maybe KAuse dey bin Kissin!
*rubs some cream on teh GP so he duznt get teh frown lions*
Umm… fankies leeza… but but but mebbeh yu cud rub a littlol ohaier adn tu teh left?
*hedbonks GP*
decorum GP!!! or teh frown lions will get yew!
sorry RLS kept yew awai from the NOM grand opening.
* whispurs tu gammacat *
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Akshully, ai wus banned frum teh opening… AI NOSE! Yesh, dey sed sumfing abowt “hii wheel nom ebberfing!” adn “yu just NO he’ll want tu bring Mick & LCB” adn “is far tu classy a plaice fur piggehs”
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Ai is nawt bittur, tho. Nuh uh, no wai… nebber…
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* narrows eyes *
{{GP}} *rubs more eye-creme around piggehs eyes*
{{{gammacat}}}
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ai is the classy, rite? RITE?
**oburheers**
**shockyfais**
* nod nod *
*Checks paperwurk*
*checks agin*
It’s nawt troo!!!!!! we bin framed!
I hav several lists heer and nawt wun ov them is blak! or even grey!
Sea! Lookit! Yu has LAWTS ob guess lists adn NAWT WON PIGGEH awn anee ob dem!
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Ai had tu spend teh nite wib lolpigburglar, Scrooge McPig, LCB & Mick wib notting but but but a cold can ob baekd beens tu go rownd…
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* sob sob *
GP, u iz plenny classy! Ai wuz eskorted bye teh sham-wow gui an tehy let HIM in an u iz tawp shelf compaired tew him. Tho let meh add wif a kwikness, ai dumped mr. sham-wow immejiatelee wunce AfriCat showd up an wii hadda nyce tango!
**wispurz tew GP** Wut abowt dat delibbery truk dat stawped at yur howse, it sayed ‘shampers an cabbyare caturin’?
* dabs eyes wib sham-wow *
O, taht wus fur LCB’s kittehs – dey noms bedder tahn wii does!
well…otay….
hay! R u frownin on porpoise now?
no no, is nawt frown… OUCH!!! ai lubbs eet wen yu… OUCH!!! wen yu yoose yur nails… OUCH!!!
shud I stop?
umm… aifinkso eet is portant taht yu does, yesh!
*mumbuls abowt piggehs that cant make up ther minds*
*goes off to get mannicure*
* sharpens hedge trimmers *
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Heer, ai kin halp yu wib taht… Yu wud liek Fronsch Poleesh tu?
dose luk rusty.
and I hasn’t had mah shots!.
*ponders*
does u have my speshul favrit coloUr nale polish?
it’s called Moonlite Magik.
* rummage rummage rummage *
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lemme sea, lemme sea… ai has sum “tikklol meh Elmo gray” is taht oitay?
ew ew ew!
u wern’t sposed to luk in ur personal suppliez!
otay den!
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* rummage rummage rummage in leeza’s purrsonal supplies *
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Hmm… “Hare Dai – Blonde”, “Anti-Wrinklol Creem (Extry Strawng) – Caytering Syze”, “Spare OLU’s”, “Hare Dai – Red”, “Piggeh Hedbat Kit”…
*narrows eyes*
DOSE R NOT MINE!
Is there an anti-LCB roman around here???
Yesh! We missed u both at NOM!
*snuggles da liddle piggeh*
mebbe dey wuz habbing a seekrit ron day view??
heheheeh! maybe!
“donut finkso…”? duzat meen yur nawt shur? soooo mebbe?
but but but… wayt… ai mented… umm… err…
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O, whut’s teh yoose… Yesh, wii is getting teh marryed… whutebber…
DONUTS!!!
*pownces on teh piggeh adn scramblols fur donuts*
Watch owt for teh creem filled ones DK!
I finkso we’ve already had ours.
Is there enny jelleh?
HAY HAY HAY!!! Dose arr MAI donuts! Gibbem bakk!
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O, adn skwirrlee – yu no gets donuts wib Jelleh in, yu gets dem wib Jam!
butt, butt, dinna yew want tew share?
**makes pitiful fayce wif puppy-dog pout an HUGE eyes**
* lukks at fais, pondurs *
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* holds up bebbeh otter *
hay! dat’s not a babbeh otter!
that’s a tikkul me Elmo dyed gray!
*luks askanse*
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* puts glasses awn leeza *
* holds up bebbeh otter agen *
DONUTS??
*pownces on 4.5k & piggeh*
dem’s nawt donutz, dems be BEN-YAYZ!
Yippee! Marty Grass fuds!
Kyoot Skwared!!!!!
*SPLORT*
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh gudnesses collegekitteh!!! u splorted awl ober. and u mite needing sum uv dose baynez fur deh klassez!!
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U jus sit still adn resting a wyle. But make shur u dun’t miss ur klass!!!
Silleh Kittehs!
Distracted by a shine…
OOH! SHINEE!!! *Tuxedo furrred body chases after shiny light*
mai haid gunna asploded wif da kwootnesses
ya aifinkso
Kittehs are shynee enoff for me!!
~Splort!~
O NOES! D.R. has a sp…..
*runs off to chase shinee light of flashy light*
DR! Youz splorted again!
*rushes ober wif the CCC*
*sweepity sweepity up all de braynes adn rinses dem wif sparkie water*
*puts braybes bak in de cranial cabity adn replaces hed bonz*
*wrappity wrappity wif lots of blu dukkiy tape after putting on nu chrg*
*tuks DR into a chayre wif a hawt chokklit adn a chokklit shamrock*
are you feeling any bedder DR?
I iz okey nao. Thank u bofe.
Mai nu bebbeh iz abowt teh size/age ov dese twoo cuties.
ohai AfriCat!! how are teh kittehs getting along?
Ohai gammacat! Jealusy rules! Mai Tammy isn kwite reddy tu share yet, but aim hopin sheel come arownd.
Ohai, Gammacat and Africat! Do u wanna chase teh shinee flashy light with mee?
Otay dis luks abowt ryte, heers de deed to Mancattan Island.
FTW!
I no wants beads get me some gooshie fuds now!
Um, throwign gushifood not so gud, akshully. In teh can, mit be *bonk* hurtfull.
Owt of teh can, mite be *bloorpsh* messee.
Throw more shrimps!!
?
Doan trytu brybe us. Wii ar yur overlordz an wii wil knot bii brybd.
yah rite
Dere’s one in ebbry fambly. *rollink eyes*
Ooh shiny! LOL
no, kitteh i don’t think i can distract you with those beeds and bobbles but you distracted me with your silly lolness.
I R goin to add to favwits! its sooooo cute! i like the fact that the beads are red… i dont no y.
shiny shiny
makes me laff
shiny shiny
*mumble* baff!
iz a poet, dooodz!
thats SOOO funny. deffinetly going ase a favrite. i love it. i wod be the distracted cat. im so stupid.
wow thiz one iz zo cute n funny
love it!!!!
Baubles. Bobbles are fabric.
“ooooh…shineeeeeee…”
*sits staring at shiney fings*
“dis is clevr… it has a mini me inside! it even moves when i do…
i LUVS dese fings!!”
“stupid cat, this here ‘bobble’, as you call it, shows your reflection. {brainless animal}”
“butbutbutbut it can only b magic, like cheezburgers… u humanz iz stupid, u non believerz. da cheezburger spirit will eat you.”
what kind of FUNNY picture is that?!?!?!?!?!
thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(:
ai finks ai finks.