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And bring me moar coffee!
Conga Rats, LCB, on leadin da brayd!
Yas, coffee to goes wif teh chonklitt!!!
ohai, DK… tu ansur what yu axed awn last (berry ober-full) fread… yep, defnitlee taht cud be causing it.
*hedbonx mah Cheezfrens*
Fanks!
DK, how u is?
U getting arownd ok in teh noo cast?
How long duz u hafta have it on?
Only up to her knee!
ow, u hit mah funny bone there!
sumday, mebbe ai will get tibias kwik-witted az yu guis.
kwikwitted tibias?? dey haz smart leg bonez???
I capitulum. Uz puntsters bees da masters.
Ohai! ya bunch ob punsters! Nawt onlee am ai getting arownd OK, ai wented owt tihs morning fur bakon n eggs wif mai ex (teh sweet wun, not teh poopy wun) adn hims gurlfrend.
It’s onlee bin 2 week week weeeeks since teh injury, so it will bees at leest 4 weeks until teh cast comes off.
CONGARATZ LCB ON UR NAWT SEKKOND!!!!how haz u biin celecrates?
Iz gud noms
but teh servise iz lousee!
Teh cold tastes gud!
Mine!!!! Awl mine!!!! U noe can haz!!!!
an crak open doze Lindt chokkies tew!
an doze Button fings tew, doze r mine!!
mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine
Now now kitty, you shouldn’t be so greedy. Sharing is caring you know!
minemineMINEMINEMINE….
mmmmeeeeoooowwwwminemineminemineminemine!!
mineminemineminemineminemine!!!!
Awl ur stuff r belong 2 mii!!!!!
And nao dat kitteh has put paw in hoomin’s noms, hoomin prolly nawt want anymore. Berry smart kitteh.
Wel, ai doan caer! mineminemineminemine
yyyyuuummmm – Lindt choklits!!! mai faborite iz teh dark choklit, but doz milk choklits are awesum tew….
NOMNOMNOM…
Ai wented away fur a few minnits, hoaping fur a gnu wun (iz such a noosins aftur 300). Gotted back jus a cupple minnits laet *sigh*
Ai was heer at 12 noon cheez tyme, and clickin and clickin and clickin until 12:02, and ai figured ai haded eet rong.
Iz wut semez tu hapun wen so menny ar heer. if ai trai tu comint den it duznt goze bak ware spoze tu wen refrsh. Skrowl, skrowl, skrowl *skowl* But it wuz a gud win fred.
i likez deh *skowl*
EYE Likes teh I Scream, ‘s[ecially wif Chocololate sauce!
an wippy creem
yup gotz tew haf teh wippy creem
anna cherry owna top…
perhaps some nuts also? or maybe some plankton?
U can haz mai shaer uv plankton
Are you sure? It’s very nutritious and delicious!
No, no ids OK, U lubs it, U kin hab mai share. I doan wanna bees greedy.
got enny seaweed?
I luvs teh seeweed salad.
Dee seeweed salad does not hafs belonginks wif teh iced creams.
Umm…yew did know seeweed is an ingredient in sum ice creems?
Seeweed is in almost all uf teh ice cream. Is carrageen.
I ha heeringed dat b4…. I triez not tu think abowt it!
Keaps de eye scream thicker, aifinkso.
ohai, PoC! {{{PoC}}}
Ah did knowz that. But, iced creams not same as seeweed salad. Extract used in the icing of the creams tastes different aifinkso.
Oh fluff! Dis were supposed to bee up under Hugh’s plankton offer.
An naow id iz. *swears at WP under breefs*
Seeweed? Delish and nootrish? U gots sum? U sharing? Prudy pleez?
maybee we can call teh sushi place and has it delivered.
unless we can talk sumone into picking sum up for us and bringing it to us?
*wonders if this cud be considered a ‘mergency*
Oh yas, bring it on.
Sushi?
I kin has sum sushi? I LUBS teh stuff!
mmmm. Kombu. Dulse. mmmmm.
an’ mine alzo
Noooooooes! Tehy steeling mai i-screems!
Nuffin fer me thx, Ail jest pik
I have found that when folks say that they usually end up eating at least half of whatever I have.
Ohai, Hugh! **bats eielashes**
Well hello there rhsb! *tips hat*
**blushes**
Oh, Hugh! Alwayz teh gennelmin.
Mai gramma yoost 2 sai she had 2 forse herslb 2 eet. She wuz berry gud at teh forsin, her eeted moar dan teh rest uv us!
The sugary melks is teh bestest part…
U can has wat’s in teh bole. I’ll tayk teh Lindt trufflols.
YOINK
tehy r yummy! ai lives neer wun uv tehyre US faktorees an it haz a owtlet store,mmmmmmmmm!
My favrits iz teh dark wuns, in teh blak wrappurs.
Ai kums an libs wif yu, kay?
I like chokkies!
yuz can habz da ice butt (hee hee) i willz keep da creemz and choclitz
teh kitthe’s wite gluvs lookz so suftyy…. *___*
I want to hold those little white mittens.
I wanna hold ur paaaawwwws…
I wanna hold ur paws.
iz it still snowing der rhsb?
It has been snowin awf an awn awl day. *sigh*
Hugh – Kin I come libs wif u in teh carry-been?
oooh mii tu pleez..i kan kukz an kleenz an sit awn da beech beri well..sand nawt bother mii at awl
Caerful, Hugh – rhsb bees singlol agin, an onna prowull!
He is a very beautiful and soft looking kitty!
Mooshee Gooshee Iees
Creem iz Kitteh’z fayboritt!
Himz canz likkz 4 owrrz!!!
Iz coaldz lyke milk, butz
eeben sweeturr! Kitteh feenkz
himz Hewminz brillyunt
Mooshee Gooshee Iess
Creem iz bestest, No needz spoon
oarz ‘poazibbill fumbz!
Jack.
Zo poetical!
*floffy applause*
yeaaaa kitteh rockz an jahk deht rockz!
*clappity clappity*
*applpaws applpaws* anuvver winner Jack!
*wunners aidlee whair ebreewun wenteded*
♫♪♪ supper time, supper time, sup sup supper time!!!!
And dis b Oscarz nite…. I not watching dat, but u noez how it goez.
it be Oscarz nite? ai did nawt knowing taht… but tehn, ai jenrallee nawt watch teh tb.
*luks fur moobie tu watching whyle cheezfrenz be elsewhair*
will be arownd, tho!
Schmmooooo tu PK — and a liddlol schmoo tu the PK paw.
ohai cweenie…looks shyly as she sees the schmoooo-ing actions
Schmooo tu u tiggles!!
Wayle, I fownded Glamour’s 25 Fashion Don’ts awn tee-vee, an jes HAD to see if I wuz committin enny of dem!
Slave to fashun dat I am ya kno…. **sez teh gurl who has been warin flannlol pj pants, t-shirt an howseshoos awl day**
i thanx i probabli commit atleast 26 fashion don’t ebberidai
*giglol* but du yur pj pants an t-shirt coe-ordnate?
**luuks down**
Um….nope.
mine coordinate quite well, they agree on thier areas of responsibility. T-shirt covers top of body, pants cover lower parts of body.
Dan, u prolly co-ordinated.
Blak an Blak?
um….yeah.
So, if sumwun sees u, sumfin has gone terriblee rong?
unless it’s set-change, and given the decibel level, they won’t see me out there otherwise.
Slipknot nawt ur cup o tee?
understatement……….you has it.
I saw dat Disturbed is comin laytur. I ackshully lyk sum of dere stuffs. Dey duz gud cubber of “Land of Confusion”.
Ob coarse, u kin alwayz tayle iz dem wen u heer dat weerd laff-thing teh leed singur duz. I finkso iz in EBERY song dey do!
Datz gud…. wud luk silly uzzer way arownd.
An prolly be uncomfortablol too!
ahm takin’ the 5th on this one……
Pass dat 5th plz. I’m havvin mussle spazm in my side/bak.
oooo…Chekk mii!!!
I haz on deh bloo jeenz..
xxtra long wif tatterz on deh bottomz u deh draggee leggz,
long sleebe gray T-shurt wif a logo frum Padre Island,
Magenta hoodee,
Warm fuzzy red sockz stufft intu brite bloo crocz,
and a blankee wif pansyz over mai lap.
.
I don’t see how dere kud b enneefing rong wif dat.
*haz a prowd uv mai fashun sense*
Ohai, cween!
Teh wun dey jes sed iz wun I adheer to: Donut let ur thong show!
if I wore a thong, it fur shur wudn’t sho…… it wud b burreed so deep I wud need an excavtor tu dig it owt!!!!
ROLFMAO!
**fawls outta chayre, laffin**
I wud need jawz of lyfe, I finkso!
oooh yu lukz beri nice tunite..wat u awl dressed up for?
itz mai sunday-not-go-tu-meeting kloze.
i bii heer tu nawt kare bout da oscarz but feelin a little pleh tunite
ohnoes!! {{{{{3km}}}}}
thnx pk i needed dat:)
wish ai cud du moar
i iz thinking maybi da howse bii getting sik hooman boi iz nawt feelin gud edder…..pleez pleez nawt bi da flu
*twists self intu pretzel trai-ing tu cross ebreefing at wunce fur no flu*
uhoh… uh, kiropracter, plzkthx?
ah can haz chokkies?
Ohai cheezspeeps…wahts biin hoppin?
lawts awn teh last fread… nawt so much nao, ebreewun distraktid.
Ow. Ow. Owowowowowwow…
Mussle spazm!!!!
kwik stand up an stretch it!!!
OH Noes! Dem muskle spasms an cramps can reely hurt, I sew sawey fer yew Red, lemme know iffen I kin hep rub it owt fer yew.
also yew shood hydrate, a glass ob water offen heps, but nawt as mush as rubbin
U gud at gibbin massadjis, Judson?
Iz my bak/left syde. I leened bak in my chayre an stretched. Dats wen I feeled teh spazm.
Chocklits are bad for kittehs
So I’ll take them, thank u
Oh D.R.!! u so kind tu b thinking uv deh kitty like dat!!!
Yes, safety is my #1 concern.
jus fr that, im gonna
lower ur tip