Now dis..
Now dis.. is wat I call kitteh bowl.. de hoomin learns quickly
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teh nevver-ending noms
Congrats! U leed teh macrame.
fankee, annipuss.
*offers annipuss choyse ov cawfee, tea, or mimosas
lox and bagels, scones, or debilled eggs topped wif caviar for alongside*
sumfing fro whatebber time ov day.
Juss cawfee thx, Ai. haz juss had mai lunsh!
♪♪ These are teh noms taht nebber end
Yes, tehy goes on adn on mai freeeeend! ♪
Naow if tehy wud ownlii mayk it wydur an shalluwur.
supa sizze it!
FUUUDDDDD !!!!
Next we will wurk on teh drinkies!
*NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!
Heer’s a liddlul seltzer fur yr indigestion, Maus!
*squirts Maus wif vintage art deco seltzer boddul*
*Splutter*
As you know, this means war!
*Flings a cream pie at booklion*
*SPLLLLAAAATTT!!!*
*easily felw out of reech ov teh cream pie
which splatted on leeza*
*Gets out a Zippo and lights it*
*Drops it in booklion’s pocket*
*FWOOOOOMPH!*
Ahhhhhh… Just like the good old days…
Haha! lions don’t haz pokketses.
Yu musta droped it in YOUR OWN POKKET
*Maus’s pokkets on fire*
*grabs lelegant seltzer boddul yused in teh Thin Man moobies*
*sprays Maus agan*
Hmmmmm. I seem to have forgotten my FRUs.
Ummmm… BL ol’ buddy ol’ pal… Could I borrow that seltzer bottle?
Maus…if I wuz able to stay, I’d be askeered of gibbing yu the seltzer boddul. But dewty just called, so
*tosses Maus teh seltzer boddul frum a safe distance*
Yuse it well…ell….ll….
adn inna brillunt man-u-ver booklion chargded… backwards
*sneeky laff* Aha! Booklion, halp me get Maus unnerwadder heer so we can be praktissin wif mai noo Unnerwadder Debreefing Kit that Leeza gabe me foar mai burfdai! We nawt need to do much werks, teh Zippo did a berry gud jawb!
*ssez BL haz lefted*
*Pushes Maus orf teh battlolments into teh (wine dark?) sea….*
*Leeza waitz beloe inna wadder*
*Siobhan waitin too*
Wow! Berry ebocative – R u awn teh walls ov Illium?
this is turning out to be an interesting Mundane!
need any halp, CT?
Shore do! Heh heh! See, u r awlreddy pozzichuned inna wadder tew halp!
*Swann divez orf battlolmentz inna wadder*
*watchez wiv intress*
*floats up in teh kitteh bed wif prysms dangling awl arown tu maek raynbows tu flai awn, an de-actibates the purrtektive sheeld lawng enuff tu offur annipuss a cumfee (an saef!) plaes tu watching teh ebents frum)*
O mai! wat a luffley kitteh bed! Iz dere ruum fer meh tew?
*offurs bf a paw tu halp her in* shur!
fank u! o dis is sew cumfy! *batz atta prysm tew see teh rainbo*
*tappin toez, waytin foar Maus*
Uh ohz. We mite want to prepare foar EM and sum sort ov ultradime enshunal ekkspearyens….
AHHH…nawt teh ultri..ultro…whut caretroll sed !!!
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Ai duzzint want to be turnded int Meekthecat agin !!!
yah… datz a true cairtrolls speek. ^^
*Beeeep*
Maus is in a pleh meating wif Teh Stoopy Soots rite nao. Pls leeve yer name an nomber, an he’ll get
even wifback to you as soon as he can…*Beeeep*
Aw, phooo! I haz to leave. Laydiez, I letz u yuze mai Unnerwadder Debfeefin Kit; juss put it away wen ur dun, K? Thaxbai!
Waah! Ai haz 2 go 2!
voice mail?
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*ahem*
ohai Maus, we is waiting for u here. We has teh DWDC all revved up and ready to go. Give us a call when ur done, and we can come pik u up.
Oh, and this is Leeza. 1-800-SCHMOOS
Messij fur Leeza: call 1-800-HEDBONK
*Pops in from Teh Pleh Meating*
Hey! Lookit my LOLz and see whut I saw in my naybers yard yestiddy!
*Back to the meating*
I back! What’s this?
*Picks up the Unnerwadder Debreefing Kit*
Cool! I’ll add it to my collection!
Wuz dat a quail,Maus ???
Wuz he hidin frum teh top chef contestants ??
Ai fought so wuz a hawk! **pondurs**
Itsa red-tailed hawk. Pretty unusual to see inna ‘burbs, aifinkso! It lives around here sumwhere…
iz bootiful!!!
u better stay indoors if u sees him again maus.
u’d just be a littul snack for taht burd, ifinkso.
Aifinkso teh hawkz are most byootful wen flying. Yew kin sea why teh indyuns thought they were grayte spirits. Alsew teh bawld eegulols, we hab a famblee ov dem in my nayburhood.
Yes it is! I got within about 80 feet of it and cranked the zoom to 18x. It was “posing” so well: pick up popcorn, look to the left, look to the right, repeat. I got about a dozen shots.
Iz berry gud pikshur, Maus!
Fanks, burdie!
Epic noms!
conehed kitteh wants mass kwantities!
FTW !!!
Ah! Insect repellent strips and fiberglass insulation. Pass the fiberglass.
Mmmmm, ai luvs kwantities. Izzat laik kwantum?
wuddent kittehs purrfur mowse kwantitees?
ftw!
btw prysma, I pikked up teh med for the kittehs this am. apparently now they has somethin that only rekwires one applicashun.
*checks package*
it’s a topical, called Profender.
reellee? kewl! *goez tu luk it up*
hm. will haf tu chek if iz abaylabul in VLC, tu. is a nawsum fing, aifinkso! fankies!
vet thinked waz gud ideea tu du awl free?
I thot it was a gud idea.. just din’t want to take teh chanse. Speshully since Thelma has bin throne up too lately.
Dint talk to the vet but the vet tek/asst/wutever thot it was a gud idea too….
*nodnod*
ai nawt toadallee shur whai they sed yu onlee need tu du wunce… iz impressivlee broad, but nawt gunna du ennyfing abowt encysted form. *luks puzzled, then shaeks hed* ai will axing mai teechur nekst week, mebbe ai missing a fing.
Hey I haz a question — do u jest uz the medicnes when u nose dey haz da wormies? I has worries about jest using the meds when dey no havz da wormies …
Hm, ai haz teh gud tyming fur peeking bak in.
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duz yur kittehs go owtside? oar just be indoors-ownlee kittehs? enny uv tehm added resentlee?
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owtdoor kittehs can get wurms eezee, frum uvver kittehs, flees, prey, n fings lyk that. most kittehs dunawt show symptums uv wurms if tehy be uvverwyse helfy. so yu nawt know if tehy reelly duz hav teh wurms oar nawt. iz gud ideea tu du regyoolar de-wurmings tu keep tehm sayf.
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if yu add gnu kitteh, nawt a bad ideeya tu du dewurming tu maek shur.
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indoor-ownlee kittehs taht haz had no chanj in howsehold fur long tiem
nawt reellee need teh regyoolar dewurmings, realistikly, unless yu gots teh flees oar fings.
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best fing tu du iz tawk tu yur v-e-t, whu wud know yur kittehs an sirkumstansis an can halp yu desyde if yu need tu. but dewurmers be preddee much saef, nawt gunna hurt yur kittehs tu use-as-direkted.
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if yu wanting, yu shud be abul tu taek yur v-e-t a fecal sample an tehy can chek it, but iz nawt 100% shur there will be ennyfing tu see eben if tehy duz hav wurms.
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hoap tihs halps!
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*goes bak tu duing borrring reel lyf stuffs*
Hulloh!
Dats de wun ai uses – ai byes it in TTI when ai goes deere…
No needs pruskription deere – buys eet inda supermarket…
iz gud tu knowing that it wurks gud!!
Dis iz brakefest… wahtz fer lunch??
Cheezyburgerz?!!
My fat kitteh wuld nom that in nuffin fat…er flat.
Tehn puke it all over teh playce.
Blarghh.
I hav a hoovr-cat too. Dave cud hoovr dat down and he wud keep it down. at 20lb he fairly svelt–can feel hims ribz–but if he had hims way he’d be 30lbs eazy-peazy.
Now dats wut ai call bottomless!!!
ai hope teh littur boks iz, tu…
Eww! Oi Fred, bring teh shuvel! Noe, teh beeeg wun!
*beep beep beep*
Fred bringz in the bakhoe ‘ware ya wan tihs boss’?
ur offering, it pleasez me….
o hey lookie, I has a avatar!
Yay! ohia bobtehwundrcat!
yay!!! *dansdans*
oh, is wunderful!! How u getz avatar?
At CheeztownCrier dere’s direcshuns for how to get bluname and gravitar. Mus get a wordpress.com account/blog thingy.
Oh Hai Javogabo!! I haz deh helperz fur teh noo beez and deh not-so-noo beez at
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
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Feel free tu luk arownd adn u will finding lotz uv inneresting fingz on deh Cryer.
Schmoooz!
dia iz bery confuzzlin tew meh. ai poasted a commint bout ur cheeztown cryer cweenmj, an ai putted teh linkee. itz wuz showin, ai seed it wif mai own fower eyez! naow iz gawn! whoo stolded mai commint? huh? huh?? o wellz, maibee it wil sho up agin sumdai!
uhh… iffn et wus a shiny commint… ai fink so we noes hu tookded et… (u noe… 2 lokkit at inna liet)
WP b nomming deh posts wif deh linkeez agin…..
if u post wun, and u kin seeing it, check deh Who’s Talking list.
If u don’t seeing ur name dere, wii won’t seeing deh post.
And wii will seeing ur name on deh Who’z Talking list, but wen wii klick on it, it won’t taking us tu deh commint.
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Confused???
Yes, WP iz berry confused.
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Sumtiymez deh commints wif linkz will evenchullee show up, and sumtiymez dey never doooo.
*dans n shaeks fluffipawz in da aer!!* ai gotz abatar!! fanks all round!! drinkees on meh…
yay!! danse danse, waise teh woof!
Yay javogabo!!! Is teh bery cyoot!!!
yay fur teh prettee abatar!!!
fanks
Mai earz, dey be big, but beri useful. can hearz meni soundz, like hoomin gettin mai noms n goggie sneakin behin me.
too much dansn. nap tiem. iz cold so ai curlz up in fron of fyre..
Yay!!!! I duz a happee dans fur u!!
Dansy, dansy, dansy!!!
naow wii jus needz the neverendin tub-o-gushifuds!
refribagarayted ai hoeps!
haz refrigerashun unit bilt in aifinkso, lyke doze cowld-drinkee mugs u cahn put inna freeeeezur
an wun uv kitteh treets…
an wun uv teh nip…
Ai jus sawded teh resipee fur pumpken an squiwell soup!
Ex-squeeze meh?
Hoo is advocating violins out here??
Check out digamma13’s profile fur teh apropriaye lol.
oh – not sow laoud – Leeza might heer u…
*whispurrs*
In TTI ai saws cajun skwirrls crisps…
DIDNOT want to tayst…
Oh thatz not rite!!!
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Skwirrllz don’t go wif pumpkin!!!
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shud b Skwirrell adn Eggplant!!
*hedbats Maus*
wot’re u snerkin at? U is on the food chane too, u knows….
Skwirrl an Eggyplant Parmesan. Sounds liek a gud lunch speshul at NOM…
Pleh….
fankyoo eeck.
*narrows eyes at maus*
*Scampers in*
*Applies auntie wrinklol creem to Leeza’s eyes*
Jus kiddin, kiddo!
*Scampers out*
GMTA !!
*Fronsh accent*
But of corse!
** runs in wif wrinklol creem – applies to leeza’s eyes **
** runs owt **
I has my own fankuverymuch!
I has had to go buy teh xtry larg size too.
And now I is borke.
O the economee!!
*runs in adn snags Leeza’s antie rinklol creem*
*applies to Leeza’s rinklols n craks*
Dere, awl bedderer!
Oh, adn HEDBONK!
fanks DK!
Here, let me put some on u too!
*applies cream to DK*
*tries to hedbonk*
*slippage occurs and tehy end up in a heep on teh floor*
oopsie
Oh grate, naow haow am ai gonna get up?
Oh for a cweenmj bubblol!
*lyin on floor wif DK*
I knows!
If only there were some kind uv traned professhunal taht could come halp us owt…
*twiddles thums*
*Sky hook appears and lowerz.
*Leeza and DK grab on and sky hook risez.
U put auntiez rinklol creem in Leeza’z crack?!?!?1
Oh deh HUUUUUUUGE man a tee!!!
*snert!*
itz better than being spakkled, ifinkso!
Oh the hoomanity… !!
cud bee guud. I fink I’d rather hav punkin soop wif skwirrel on side.
Mmmmm skwirrel…
wattabout moose an skwirrel?
ownlee if yur reeely hungry, an annyway, haow yu gunna catch dat skwirrel; hee kan flie!!!
well, ya can emboddy patent…paite…patch, oh hells, just wayte for the squirrel to blow the landing like dis one did.
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more animals
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easy pickin’s at that point.
dan, I has an imprest wif ur linkage skillz, but the link only takes u to teh main ICHC page.
How does u do it… rite?
‘long as it meat I is game but–mooses is a bit diffy for fuzzy widdle kitteh to…wurl, yew kno,…KILL.
Mmmmm, mooses…
Herherher…let ‘em trys it iffn they finks dey is hard enuff!
ROWR!1!!FFTT!!!FFFT!1!
BTWC (Ihas a fiercee!)
ohai to all my cheezpeeps. I haz so much happiez that I need to engag transomlatr.
** Thank you to everyone who has invited me to become a friend. I am not yet good enough for lolspeck for long winded. I wanted to join the macreme(?) this morning, but I caught one of our “wild” kids; and wanted to get him to Dr. Tiny Cat for checkup and educating. I was so glad to find this site, I am pretty much house bound, I suffer from depression and spend 90% of my life (when my husband is at work) locked safely in my house with babies.** I noz return you toz your regular lol.
{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}} ai r sew glad u joyned us heer in cheezland! Dew nawt wurrie bout uzin lolspeek, iz nawt rekwired. U is onlee rekwired tew haz fun!
*grabz bom_momme’s paws an duz a danse danse danse*
{{{{{Bom_Momme}}}}} Dis iz a gud an saif plaice tu play. Ai too haz teh clinikal deprezzion, an Cheezland gibs mee a lift ebbery day!!! Schmoo tu yu an yur babbehs!
*bom_momme an bf grab AC’s paws an pul him inno teh danse danse danse*
{{{{{{bom_momme}}}}}} depression iz mega-pleh… ai prollee gunna be awn antee-depressunts fur lyf tu prebent nuvver bowt uv it. luv an laffing an sillehness an hugs be berry halpful, tho! yu iz nawt aloan!!!
*grabz pk’s pawz an puls her in tew danse*
Yay! izza mega cheezland danse partay!
Fanks to al, pleeze to feelz free to calls me BOM iz initalz for my babies – Barney ( googie who crossed brij las month) Oscar and Mikey AKA BOM.
danse danse danse (puf puff) danse danse danse (puff puff) danse danse danse
W00t!! w00t!!! Joynz deh mega dans par tay!!
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dansy, dansy, dansy!!
*laffs n joins teh dans wif BF n ebreewun*
partee just cause yu alyve n heer n haz wunnerful frenz… yur duing it RYTE!
Reelee? Mii tew. Dey has sabed mai lief, aifinkso!
*nodnod* mi tu. {{{DK}}}
so come dans! *slydes arm rownd DK’s wayst so she can taek wayt frum bad fut*
*doing hokey-pokey, putting rite fut in carefullee*
Adn grate news abowt ur paw, P-K!!!
May I join the dance party?
*does ‘the swim’*
Woo hoo!
Mee tu! Depression is teh wurstest! Butt *snerk* teh medik.. medac… pills werks miraclols.
{{{BOM}}}
Welcome! Iz gnu heer tu, and teh cheezpeeps do nawt care waht you luk liek, hao old you be, or if you iz borked in sum way. Cheezland is teh bestest playce eber!
wooooot! goe cheezfrends, goe cheezfrends! *moovs ahrms inna spastik cirkle*
Ohai, BomMomme, i jus soli–soiss– sent you a ‘be my fwend’ mssg. I kind of stuck home most of de time too, so ah knos how dat cn be.
ai haz a happehtayl!
ober hao much bedderer it getting ebreeday!
teh pleh infekshun in mai ryte paw, frum teh loki-reskyoo awn fursday, iz heeling up wifakwikness! bf be awl
still nawt haz full use uv hand, but iz awl localyzed nao ryte arownd teh damijed spots, nawt haf mai hand!
fank yu fank yu fank yu sooooo much fur teh hugs n gud wshes n fings! ai had such a skared when it keptid getting wurser, an spending lawts uv tiem heer (between catnaps bureed in kittehs) keeptid me frum being so skareded.
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Dat nuws maiks mee teh berry happytail!!!
O taht is gud nooze! yay {{{pk}}}
YAY fur deh happee paw!! {{{PK}}}
Ai haz a happee for P-K!
Ohai prysm-kitteh; I would lik to become frends when your profile works again. An since you lookin to becum Dr. Tiny Cat you may want to get a cream called Rosynal ( I think is spelling) maybe from Vermont Country Store. Iz the gratest drawing salve known to kittehns. works goodest, smells like wood smoke but will get stuff out of wounds.
I’d luv tu.
An meenwhyle, mai emeow address iz awn mai blog fur a reezun.
Defnitlee cud use ennyfing tu reduce repitishuns uv this!
Hm, ai gunna haf tu luk intu getting that, sins ai just had a paynful remindur uv what eben a luving kitteh can du when him iz paniking an hurting.
Ai clarifai wun fing: nawt kwite Dr. TinyVet, ai bak in collij fur a yeer taeking vet assistant program so can du kitteh reskyoo an kitteh behaviour stuffs.
{{{{{BOM}}}}}
(psst, an p-k oar prysma iz otay)
Resinol, you say, BOM? That’s been a family tradition for me for years. Works as an ani-pruritic (stopz da itcheeez), and on cuts and scratches and so on. Good stuff!
gotta go fur a whyle, guis… showr an grosrees an borrring fings lyk that.
back latur!
schmoos!!!
Ohmigosh. I cant beelive I maed furst page! I has major happee!
Manee manee conga rats to yoo, nylzortehdinosaur!!!!!!!!!
ohai, congratz!
plz donut let any posts below this one to ruin ur happeh, k?
{{{{{{nylzor}}}}}}
concatulashuns adn w00t! fur you.
Sigh, another stupid-ass caption. 1 out of 5 cheezburgers. I see the retarded lolspeakers regard this dumb shit as comedic gold, but that is to be expected. Even the ost dimwitted, unfunny captions receive at LEAST a 4.
*most
-OCD
-CDO
*passes lolllllllllllllllll an orange mouse*
Everyone has their own opinions. That’s what’s great about people!
People obviously liked my LOL enough cause it’s on the front page. I think there’s some funnier ones I’ve made but I’m not gonna be picky. After all, we ARE on icanhascheezburger where most of the captions are in LOLspeak and that’s why they’re funny. Ironic huh, that people would be inclined to talk in it..
iz a gud lol an ai haz a happee fer u tew bee awnteh frunt paige! Concatshoolayshuns!
Thanks u much
I has a happee dat u lyke et!
*takes lollllllolololol outside and shows him the Cheese light* Like you, just yesterday, I arrived to this site and questioned the language, now I realise how fun it is!
Schmoo tu u Joel!!!
Adn welkum tu cheezland!!! Just ignore lollllllolololol, he’z an old troll hoo wander frew here every now and den adn peez on peepz weeteez….. nuffin tu wurry bowt.
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Let mii telling us a story bowt dis plais…
Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu go dere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh
*awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz Joel a lubberlee silk ty.*
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and
nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez
*and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
oooooo. lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*Klinkee glasses
Cheez!!!
Kitteh Bond in “Da bowl is not enuf”
heehee! gud wun!
I luvs it! Its gr8.
Soopr siez fud…feedin teh kitteh foar…fiev minits!!1
tipping over in 3 … 2 … 1 …
Hoomin, fech mi a steppy-stule!
Little did kitteh know, this was the rubbish bin that was used to collect all of the pet rabbit’s pellets…
only if they were CHEEZBURGERS!!!!1
nice :!!!
woot! it wurked! ai r stil amazed ebreetyme cuz fer sew lawng ai cudn’t leeve alinkee noe madder haow ai tride!