At least ceiling cat has a sense of humor…
At least ceiling cat has a sense of humor…
mebbeh basement kitteh jus needz a hug.
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How kan yew tell?
kuz, I don’t fink hez laffin, in this pic. Jus sayin.
I just realized, no wun gave u cormgranulashingz oar drinkeez oar danseez fur ur solo nawt sekkund!!! Shame on us!!!!
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* handz carosue a chokklit martoonee, and linez up deh conga ratz in dere fancy conga owtfitz wif deh rufflolz and matching hatz.
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Wun, tew, free, fore!!
Adn
dans, dans, dans, kik!!
dans, dans, dans, kik!!
omcc, yu be ryte, mai cween!!
conga rats, carosue!
oooh, nooo pleez bii having a shini beed neklase tu bii making up fur it
Oooh! Beeds? Mai favorite! Fankyu everibudy fer the dansin and teh drinkie an the shiny fings!
Cuz he be smlin stewpid
i dunno, kud it be frum deez lulz?
Hay guise! It’s Ocsar nite! Who is u all waring?
hanz
oooh an nike
Who’s hanz is u waring? Ur own? Is u *gulp* nakey beneath ur hanz?
**wunners ware franz iz ifn 3km iz warin hanz**
Hanz an Franz! We’re gonna pump you up!
i bii sending Franz tu yur howse rhsb
Az lawng az him nawt teh Sham-wow gui, I’m cool wif dat.
Sham-wow gui iz hiz wing-man
Nnnooooo!!!!
**runs outta howse an down teh rode**
O, my. Such stunning outfits! Such glam!
We wish all of u cheezpeeps who is up for awards teh gud lucks!
Who u warin, LCB?
And hooz shinee fingz u wairing???
thoze bii mine shini thingz dat lcb taked frum mii last nite
O, well, I was waring Liam before, but he R.U.N.N.O.F.T. to play wif a shoelace.
I is in teh Vielle Marine ensemble. (Same as this morning at teh Come As U Is party) (I still hasn’t combeded my hares, neither.)
Oh, fankyoo foar teh gud luk.
Iz a honner jus to be nommynayted!
WHO? I duz not wer a who. Can’t tak nun of them into it, axkually.
Hanes an LL Bean.
Laytur, ifn I’m fortchunit enuf, Lucky.
Hello Kitty! In pink! Adn mai hares inna poneytale tath ai didded maiself!
uuuh yu did da poni i wint wif da twist an hair clip
mine hubbi iz a luki manz wif mine stlye an grase
**gigglols**
I kno wut u meen. I’m surpryzed deres nawt a lien of mens formin owtsyde, considerin how glamerus I’m luukin rite nao!
I’ve gots teh stringee-need-to-warsh-mah-hares-inna-mornin luuk goin awn!
gud choic, i roked dat luk last sundai
gee, doesn’t sound bad compared to the “I’ve been crawling through filth and slept in an office chair” hair. that is what hasn’t been pulled out in a fit of frustration.
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I understand I am trying, but the day is even more so than I.
{{{Dan}}}
Hang in dere, iz almoast ober. Iz been long week-end, but u in teh finul stretch, rite?
U be going hoam sumtyme Munday moarnin?
monday afternoon or evening, gotta restore the house (meaning seats) for *closes eyes tight and sighs*…………(wait for it)…….Sesame St. Elmo’s green thumb, this following weekend. *shudders*
NAWT ELMO!
Elmo iz teh ebil!
Duz dis meen ai beh the moar ebil iffn ai fink Elmo da funneh? (Stewpee, teo, butt funneh!)
if you knew Elmo like I know Elmo…….
Dis cud be da troo. Ai duz nawt beh noesing emlo well…
ask rhsb about my theories about Elmo and the rest of the cast………
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um, ya might wanna put some cotton balls in yer ears first, she’ll prolly scream a bit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
*claps hanz ober kitteh eers*
*runz owt uv hanz*
chillz run up and down mai spine just thinking uv it!!!
oh lordy. i lubbed habing liddle kids, wen my kids wuz liddle, but i fank CC evree day taht my sesame street dayz are behind me.
Anom tu dat, sistah!!!
{{dan}} i nawt know wat u duz fur da wurkz butt(hee) soundz beri hard
Hint: Himz name is Stage Hand Dan!!!
*gestures toward da cween* *bows*
*blushes*
Schmooo. I didn’t meen tu embarrasing u. I wuz trying tu b halpful…. but after I roting it, i thot it sownded kinda meen. sry.
iz ok..nawt meen
*giglol* nawt tu wurry, 3km — wud be silleh tu assoom ebreewun’s skreen-naym waz relebant tu teh reel lyf stuffs, altho iz jenrallee relebant tu intrests.
So, kin u asplayne ur name, p-k?
um… kitteh shud be obveeus.
is hard enuff tu find enuff tiem n enerjee tu be WUN purrsun!
“prysm” or “prysma” has a lil longur storee. yu axed!
when ai furst started being onlyne, ai used teh naym “Tenebra”, which meens dark, coz ai waz berry shy and nawt-sekkund instinkt was always tu hyde inna shadows n be inbisibol. is berry loanlee being inbisibol inna shadows, tho.
so ai started using diffrint naymes fur diffrint sydes uv me: teh wryter syde, teh kitteh-mom syde, teh uvvers.
sum years laytur, “prysm” be awl teh sydes uv me in wun, cause ai got tyred uv being tu menny peeps
awlso, *shrugs n grins* ai be ekwal o-purr-tuna-tea schmoo-er n fings, altho ai duz be takend, n raynbow be gud fur taht, tu.
TMI? *gibs red a kwizzikal luk*
*schmoos PK* Nawt tew mush info, and deli CAT lee putt.
*giglols n schmoos BDM*
fankies
Welkum! Yew iz eet!
I agwee wif BDM. U werded an asplayned eberyfing purrfecklee.
*traiez tew klapp wif froezen-obbar skaelee pawz, nawt can du sew*
gud jawt ob eggsplaynink…..dat maekz plentee ob senes!
sooo rhsb wat duz da sb stand fur in yur name? iffin i mite ask
pore DK! plz tu be warming up!
*tuks VLC-winter-wait floofeh cheezmapblankkit still warm frum teh dryer arown DK*
camping in Febrrrraree, silleh dragon!
“Step Bastidj”.
plz tu luk aftur yu, otay? {{{3km}}}
feel bedderer tumorro!
{{{{3km}}}} feel bedder soon!!
{{{3km}}}
Hoap u feelz beddur soon!
My dad has teh pleh. I’m keepin my distins, cuz I nawt kin afford to miss werk.
Take care, my fellow Kentuckian!
teh campink in februareeh wuz nawt mai eyedeeya!
VLC?? wut duz dat meen?
Hoeps yews feline beddur sewn, 3KM! {{{3KM}}}
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Ai shud goes tew bed, tew… 5:30 am arribz tew errlee!
Very Larj Canada
sew Very Larj Canada winter wayte blankee beh da berry warms?
iz tiem fur me tu wanner awf tu bed tu, aifinkso… loki iz gibing me teh “mom, cmon, lets go, ai cannawt sleep til yu duz,” luk. an eben tho is no classiz, it wud be stoopy tu leev awl mai homewurks tu nekst weekend.
gud nyte, mai frenz! be sleeping well an has dreems uv summer!
berry hebby floofeh blankkit fur ekstra-sooper-warmf an cozeeness
Inna Grate Wite North wii has da extree deep inta da freezer cold, an wii needs da extra sooper-warmf type coverups. I gots a floofy foe-mink spread ober a duvet ober a classic Hudson’s Bay genuine virgin wool blankie. An 2 floofy kettehs on mai toesies, 1 plushy ketteh on da pilow to warm mai hed, an da siamesie under da covers so hims can keep warms an cozy. I needs all dis cause it bees reelly winter up hear. Trust mii, am expert.
Brrrrrrrrrr.Chilly indeed .
Warm blankies an kittehs FTW
WUT?!?!?!?!?
u meen, *lip kwivverz* i’m not a cween?
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i thot…*lip kwivverz a liddlol moar*…
i thotted…*lip kwivverz a lot moarz*….
OH, NOez!!!! *collapsikatez intu kwivvering heep on flore.*
yu IZ a cween, mai cween!!! yu is teh cween-ee-ist cween ai eber did meet!
ai sed cud nawt ASSOOM, nawt taht it nawt be troo!
dan be reelly stage hand, an yu be reelly owr wun troo cween!!!!!
Okay, so Dan relee iz stagehand, Cween relee iz cween, p-k iz multi-faceted…
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WTH duz dat make ME?!??!
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Berry cornfyoozed.
hmmm…….berry cornfyoozed, is that drunker that Cooter Brown on raspberry infused moonshine?
Dere iz bar in Frankfort called Cooter Brown’s.
I kid u nawt.
rhsb, *points at face* do ya know what this look is…….it is my suprized look.
I finkso I has seen dat befoar, mebbe.
U shud be surpryzed it nawt in Lawrenceburg or Bald Knob insted.
*whispurrs* wud dat make yew a red haired step bastaj?
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an a town cawld Bald Knob…. *giglols*
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*snort*
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*snicker*
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*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
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*wyps teers ub lafter frum iiz and giglols agin*
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heds tew nawtee barn…
Hay! I nawt FROM Bald Knob!
Dere iz area in Frankfort called Bald Knob.
I did libs in Lawrenceburg foar a whiel, tho. It’s purty “red”, ifn u get my drift. Dat’s ware teh howse wuz dat EX an I had dat wii solded. Wuz awsum howse.
I nawt mynd libbin in Lawrenceburg agin, tho. Wuz decent town, close enuf to stuff, yet far enuf away frum stuff (an famlee), kwim?
adn dat meenz dat ai can has skaelz adn can breef fyer…..
dun ai wish….
Ai nawt laffin at yew, mah fren. Ai was laffin at da naem (an knowin itsts pretty “red” dux nawt halpifying meh tew behabe…
*whispurrs*bai teh wai, bai ‘red’, liek, liek teh red lite distrikkt?
U nawty gurl! (U still my heero.
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O NOES
“O NOES” wot?
um, nuffin.
nuffin to see here… just move on back down to teh alfamabet thred, thankuverramuch.
Hmmmm, okay, Leeza. If yoo sai so…
easy…………easy now, read closerer “silleh tu assoom ebreewun’s skreen-naym”, ebreewun….nawt annywun. So I think yer safe dere.
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*waits wit bayted breffes to see if it takes*
*Sitz up.
*Stiflez sobz.
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I b safe here??? Oh datz so gud tu heer.
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*wipez iiz on corner uv Danz t-shurt.
Fankee Dan.
And I b reel cween? *Chekz hedgear*
Oh datz gud. I wuz wurreed fur a bit dere.
Yah, yah…..lissen to teh gui an ignore teh wimmen….
*assumes holier than thou pose* at least I’M nawt advocating violens….
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actually, I like the cello.
*Batz i lashez at Dan.
Mai Heee row!!!
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*stikz tung owt at rhsb wen Danz not lukking.
**narrows eies at Dan**
I only adbocate violens wen iz nesessary, an ennywun talkin trash to owr cween, I wud deem a necessary sitchooayshun!
**stiks tong owt at cween**
**whispurrs Ackshully I nawt blame ya. Him iz purty irresistablol, but DONUT u dare tell him dat!**
*snerks*
Ohai, Dan.
Wut u snerkin at?
a percieved immunity to Iocaine powder?
**luuks askanse at Dan**
Alright, I kno teh Iocaine powder is PB ref….
U finkso teh cween nawt keepin my sekrit? I finkso moast of teh peoples heer be trustwurthee. I kno I iz!
**comforts cween**
Hunny, u iz EBERY INCH teh cween! Donut let ennywun tayle u uthurwyse, u heer me? Ifn ennywun duz try to say u nawt cween, u let me kno an I’ll put teh boots dat EM gibbed me to GUD yoose!
{{{{{{CWEEN}}}}}}
Dat beh a gud plan, rhsb… yew noes dat ai powlished dem tew a hig gloss and added tetnus tew da spykes and stuffs…
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*whispurrs* aldo, ai may need tew borro dem again. Stewpee stew dent coordinaytor is miss behabin again, tryin tew mess up mah gettin a jawb…
FANK YOO, BDM! I’m glad SUMBODEE arown heer appresheaytes me!
**glares at Dan**
**smilols at BDM**
Feel free to borry dem ennytiem, fren. I trust u will uze dem at ur diskreshun an nawt willy-nilly.
WOW leev da rum fu a minute an awl kindz ub thingz bii goin awn…him head iz still swirlin
Welkum, rhsb, and Fangs!! Noes, ai duz nawt beh usin violins willy nilly. Dey sownd terriblol dat wai!
Itz tuk me munz befor Ai saw wuz not stage hand den — Ai knu nawt mush then, an nawt mush moar noaw!
At ar house, it haz been announced tat it is Tornado Week onna weaffer channel. We is nawt oscaring. We is tornadoing. Sigh. Fer that, yew can wear anyfing yew want. Teh storm is just gonna ruin it anywai. Sigh again.
Sounds like either way, weather u is watching teh Tornado Channel or teh Ocsars, there will be lotsa blowhards.
*hedesk*
pleez nawt bii gettin blowed away..nawt lik da nornadoz
one wey er dee udder, tonight wuz gonna blow, the Oscars alweys do and tornaydoes, well, yew noes.
jammies. and 3 fur koats.
free fur coats? How many is habbing leggs, pointee endz an hartbeets?
methinks all three, I get that vibe.
tree.
altho 1 has abandoned mee 4 the lappytop bag, 1 for the hi perch, and 1 under da bed.
I bee wairing Wally Mart!! Wif deh shuuz bai Crok O’Dial.
Ai wairz da froot ub da loom swetz wif da floofy slippurz . Iz da rasspaaree kulur. Du nawt mebmer if ai komed harez. Gawtz tu go surb up da gushee fudz naow. Se yu awl tumoro. Schmooz.
i camed hom frum church an gotted owt ob teh nylons an into my comfy eggsersize pants. tehy iz ugly, but tehy not haz elastik arownd teh wayst!! *sigh ob releef*
Congratulashuns carasue!
scuse mah, carosue, nawt carasue lawl!
aifink taht’s teh blak an wite uv it, nuthin moar tew see.
Dis is the laybull pikchurr fer the new kind Skotch, nawt the wun wiff the two Scottie goggies, but the new wun, the hebbenly ebil skotch.
wer iz Maus wen wii needz him?
hm… taht wud eksplayn a lawt, akshually…
Is dat realli CC? aifink dere’s a gray streak dere…
BC tried tu convert himz
Ebbereewun has dey’re littlol sinz…afturr awl…nowbuddee’z purrfekt…
I’se warin a liddlol knowed desyner named NyKee. He makes the Buffet pants (very floofy an stretchy fer makin extra room when scoffing buffet) and he makes Tee shirts up to 3XL fer those scarf till yo barf nytes and swooshy sox and ebberyting a guy cood want.
Mebbe is CC’s reakshun to Oscars progrum.
Count yerselfs lukky I be waring anifing.
Not pretty.
U b a man…. manz izn’t spozd tu b pritty… U b hanzum. yup, I bleevz u iz hanzum.
Why duz CC has poynty-ended tong?
Oar, am I teh onlee wun who notised dat?
I fink iz just curld up at deh tip.
CC iz saing “Kin u roll ur tong? Is gin … jenet …nherited.”
ooh ohh! ai canz!!
*rollz tung*
I kin turn mien awl sortsa wayz.
**shows awf tong talints (dats nawt sown rite)**
Oh, an I kin pik stuff up wif my toes, too!
dat tongue trik will bii shur tu getz yu mani menz
I hopeso.
An de tows trik will getz yu many … uh …
mehbeh, but IMHO, the tru prize belongs to making “thier” tongue curl……
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juust sayin’
I thot it wuz teh toes u wanted curlin….
Dang, I been….um…..”outta teh loop” foar a whiel!
hmmm…juss tew bii awn teh saef saied, maiet az well maek bofe happen….juss saeyink…
Basement Cat iz nawt ammyoozed….
Bai teh wai, ai’z bakk frum mai kampowt!
Welkum bak!!! did u freeze ur skalez off??
noep….dey’z nawt froez /off/, dey’z froze /awn/! dey nawt can move, sinez demz stukk. adn sew…*traiez tew walkz arownd a corunurr, can’t turn rite, hitz teh wallz, adn fawlz obbbar*….izzz…..sew…..cowld………………*shibberz, traiez tew kiip sum warmfs adn iz faelink*
*Halpz DK over tu kumfee chair bai deh fyer.
* putz anuzzer log on fyre.
*pokez fyer and watchez deh sparkz fly up deh chimblee.
heer, I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Drinking dis koko wif deh mush mellowz and a candy cane.
u feeling warmer soon!
*lukkz upp sleepilee owt ob cumfee, floofeh, adn warmfs* fankyoo…..mai cween…..
*dozeses awff*
hey, DK – yew shuld come heer – wii gotted 3 more feets uf snoe frum Fursdai nite thru Caturdai mornin!! wii kan nawt see teh fence dat keeps teh horsies in!
aifinkso dat ai taekz bakk wut ai has bin sayink abowt teh snoez…..dat wud add lawt’z ob cowld………adn ai’z hadeded eunuff ob dat fur dis yeer…..
Awltho snoez wudd bii naies, aifinkso ai wudd want sum warm sunz adn sandz anna beech…..
Hoaw wuz the campink? Didyew use the tents or a cabin?
wuzza tent, ob cowures…..ai haz fownd owt a feyoo finkz abowt meh:
Nawt-second: ai iz tew….uhhh……big arownd tew fit comfortablee inn mai sleeping bag nao…..
second: ai cannawt shoot a .22 worth a heck.
thurd: ai definitelee nawt can shoot a showtgun worth a )(&*^&*^$%(*&%&*^% peese ob manyoowur! Dat adn mai showdurr hurtz nao…
fowurff: glassez adn cowld-wethurr campink du nawt mix tew well…
fiffth: iz /wai/ tew cowld furr annefink!!
sixxthh: ai’z tew tawll tew fitt inn teh tent rite…no matturr wut ai du, mai hed adn futz creeyaet buldjez inn teh tentz…..
sevenfth: ai knoez dat wen itt raenz, annefink tuchink teh tent getz wet cuz teh waturr gitz throo adn getz it wett…
eitff: sines ai’z sew tawll, adn it raened, adn it wuz cowld, ai gotteded soakeded adn beree, beree, cowld.
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in othurr werdz, ai did nawt liek it dat mucch………..
Ai likez yur summary!
Wunce Ai wented skiin an camp inn in Jellystone Park at Catmus time. Mos knights wii slep on fermal groun, so wuz warm enuff. One nite, oawn snow, nawt so warm. 4 tuna lately, wuz nawt stickin into tent sidez. Hadz alawng Newf, butt (!) hee wud nawt snuggle wif me, jus currled up in hiz floof, and wuz fine.
Catmuss dai, Ai lukked awt front uv tent and der wuz lady elk, habbing breakfist just rite der! Clos.
Shee did nawt vnvite mii, but (!!) Ai did nawt wantz tey grass, NE wai.
DK, the moas import fing fer comfy campink is the ryte kwipments. Sounz lyke yew didn’t hass the stuff yew needed to be comfy warm and dry. Sorry it weren’t mush fun fer yew.
teh rite eekipmunts meanin a key to a hotel ruum
wellz, ai hadeded tew set upp teh tent at liek midnite annewaez…sew ai nawt cud duu a whoel lawt beturr…
Dis picshur…it r odd….
Oh Hai Kafleen!!! I haz sumfing fur u!!
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SPLAT!!!
crud.
{{{Kafleen}}}}
Awww. I din’t meen tu making u unhappeez.
Heer, haz a smilol
aw, i iz juss silleh. doan mine mee.
AAAppp!!!!! u losted ur donkee!!!!
ohai Kafleen!! {{Kafleen}} haow yew be?
i”m having fun watching Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!
whose version?
Classic version I hope!
Yep! Teh new version is called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, after
the book.
Famblee portret rrowinur kitteh
straikz ugen.
First! In Communist Russia at least.
RATZENFRATZEN!!!!1!!!1!!!!111!!!!!
*capshurs wurdpress an puts it to wurk rebilding teh eggsploded bafrooms at teh burfday goodie facktree/trol refromatory*
i maded yoo a big bbq cookowt party bak on teh cheezburgur sno grill thred, an now it’s NOT TEHR!!! i kno it posted becawz i seed it, but now it’s goned!!! an it had a big cheezburgur bbq party an a linkie to “orinj blossom speshul” on yootoob (to go wif teh wissling yoyos, ob corse) an caek an stikkers an delishus kold bevrijes an evreefing!!!
i kan eben telling yoo wher it yoosed to be, rite aftur teh koneko wannabe an before joel.
WP b nomming deh commintz wif linkeez agin …. u need tu leeving off deh dubbyaz and deh h t t pz….
stoopee wp!!!!!
ohnoes!
ebil, ebil WP, duing such a fing tu owr burfday fairy!!!!
{{{{{{{bf}}}}}}}}
*snif* {{{{{p-k}}}}} *snif*
o noes!
WP made teh birfday fairy cry!
Teh mad WP must be stopped.
We will:
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Axe it
Blujun it
Cook it and eet it
D….
Delimb it
Exfoliate it….using belt sander
Fork it….pitch fork it
G…
Garotte it
Humiliate it
Iron it flat adn slip it under teh door
Jump onnit ober n ober
Kik it
L…
lol! ur a littul too enthusiatik about this DK!
Wot yoo meen??
hm… well… u were ebil the other nite…
*sideways luk*
U ok now?
Perfeklee fien!!
*feels need to test*
sew.. wot did u have for dinner??
Um, sum sort ob casserole fingie, adn popcorn.
Garotte it
Humiliate it
Iron it flat adn slip it under teh door
Jump onnit ober n ober
Kik it
L…
(are we teh only ones left up dan? glad I mist teh ‘u r ur screen name’ thred, btw)
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Gut it
Hammer it
In sin er ate it
J…..
Jerk it’s heed orf
Keeel eet
Lambaste it
Moydalate it
Neuter it, with a weedwacker
O…
Off it
Pee on it
‘Quish it intu teenee tinee bitz
R…
Recyckle it
Sock it to it
Terminate wit prejidge
U…
Unplug a toaster..then
Electricute it
Incinerate it
Spray it with acid
Roundhouse kick it
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Violate ids code
Wear out ids welcom
Xterminate! Xterminate!
Ype itds memory
Zolder ids terminals terminaly
yer, same thing happen 2 mai dethless proze…tho admittedly whut I had 2 sai wun’t all dat int’restin.
oh deer. it iznt being wurpdresses bizness to judj if wuts been sed is intresting or not. iz wurdpresses bizness to POST TEH RATZENFRATZEN COMMINTS! i’m shur wut yoo had to say wuz very nise indeed. (hey, puts yor burfday on yor profile or tell it to me, an i kan putting yoo on teh Offishul Noo an Improovd Burfday List taht cweenmj maded for me
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noesnoesnoes. Aye jis ment wuz no great loss. BUT HAYES!!! Aneebuddee see ickul kitteh on telumuhbishun, “Mos’ Funnee-est Videdoes”, bookin it up teh slide?
L A F F? O. I lafft ntil I mos’ borkd myself.
o.O Hao duz yu know? Mebbe we wud hab finded it berry intresting.
yep, der’s one in ebry familie.. maeks funni faces 4 ebry picchur. n looks liek ceiling cat had sum cat nip az well. basement cat too serious, ceiling cat shuld shaer da nip.
Ai feelz sry 4 basement cat. He lookz laik he needz sum therapy tu work out hiz angerz.
fie upon therapy to work out angerz, I say fie upon it.
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I don’t want therapy………I want a target.
Walmart nawt gud enuf foar ya?
nah, I’m waitin’ for Kohls to have a sale……them or Tractors Supply, I can’t get Liberty overalls annywhere else it seems. and that is the only article of clothing I’ve ever bought because of how it looked on another guy.
**fawls outta chayre**
ohai rhsb is U watching deh Oscars
Ohai, 2_k.
Nope. Saw teh nawt-sekkund few minnits an it gotted awn my nerbs.
Tv is awn, but my bak iz to it.
U watchin it?
TV is on and I iz watching and also working on some stuff I needz to do
I jes flipped channlol to “Platinum Weddings”.
I gotta watch dat, so I will kno hao to spend moar den a million munnies awn my next weddin.
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Ackshully, my co-worker had teh rite eyedea: A pint of tekillya, a box of Zebra cakes, an teh Days Inn!
LOL!!! dat’z funneh………
Akshully I hasn’t seen many movies dis year so watching
Oskars not so mush funz
British film “Slumdog Millionaire” won Best Film and Best Director!!!Wooot XD.
whut iz a zebra cake?
cake made out of zebra?
stripey cake?
U has Little Debbie brand snak cakes up norf?
Zebra cakes are small, oktagon-shaped cakes. Dere whyte cake wif whyte fillin. Teh owtside is smooth an has blak skwigglols.
See linky: Put www dot nawt-sekkund. littledebbie.com/products/ZebraCakes.asp
yes we does
I has seen dem I fink
My purrsonal Little Debbie favorite is deh Swiss rolls
Mien too.
all I want is just one more oatmeel pi….
well, my little sister shares that name…Debbie, so it is a little weird saying “I wanna eat Little Debbie”, but mebbe that’s just me.
did u recognize my song kwote dan?
sorry to let ya down, but that stealthed its way by me. I didn’t even know I missed something.
*crest falls*
and that wus speshul.. just for u.
*lip trembles*
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maybe u just need a hint?
*wispers*
Southern Culture on teh Skids
Janis?
oh noes.. nothin that old.
hay, what do you know about George Clinton?
any gud? I got invited to go see him next weekend, but I don’t really know wot kinda musik it is.
my personal BC is demanding that I go to bed.
and I has too many scars on my legs alreddy to refuse hur.
tell me anyway, if u have a ‘pinion, and I’ll czech back tomorrows.
nite!
Ohai Judson! U noe, ai fink CC may hav got intoo teh scotch
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an dint invyte us?
bummer…
May I be having ur attenshusn plz?
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Ifn u nawt kno, I has recentlee been deklayred legally singlol! (Dis is gud noos.)
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A party iz bein planned, but wii nawt kno wen yet. Sinse my werk bein diffikult latelee, it prolly happen inna evenin oar awn teh week-end.
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Ifn u iz innerested in attendin, plz to say so, an wat wud werk bettur foar u.
Kthxbai.
nkai…..ai miet bii inneresteded inn joynink yur partee!! haoebburr, teh onlyestestestest taiem ai can git awn teh pyooturr wudd bii afturr skool……att abowt liek 9-10 PM EST…butt definitleee/nawt/ awn mundaiz. toozdaiz throo sundaiz iz okai, tho….
Ai wud lubs tew beh dere, butt (heheheh) stew dent teachifyin is takin up lawts and lawts ub thymes, sew duz nawt beh the plannin arownd meh. Butt (hehehe) noes dat ai beh sillibratin yr singlol agin regardless ifn ai beh heer oar nawt. *schmoo*
Eevnin oar weekend, ai can maek SHUR ai is heer tu silly-brate sumfing this importint wif yu, preddy much enny day. Ai awlways hoam bai 6 pm eesturn an hed fur bed abowt 9:30 awn skool nytes… a lil later awn nawt-skool nytes.
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Teh trik iz gunna be finding a tiem tu get as menny as pawsibul uv teh mens there.
I ar interested
will there be cake?
an wine?
an dansing?
Yesh x 3.
I will stik dis on deh Cryer so peepz kin seeing it dere…. I noez dere had ben tawk uv dewing it awn Marty Grass…..
Fanks, cween!
WRr wuz originalee gonna host it, but I kno himz been bizee, plus wif himz mahm sik, wii nawt kno wut gonna happen dere.
Also, my innerweb tiem durin werk howers iz berry limmited nao. Dey has gotten berry strickt abowt onlee bein awn wen u awn brake oar lunch.
Wii nawt has to be in hurry to has partee. I gonna be singlol foar a whiel, I finkso!
Has anybody seen Slumdog millionaire
it ar getting elbenty oskars
No, I not watchinks annyfing with teh goggies.
dis mai gift to cheezpeepz tunite–espeshully teh newly single, since I can’t be there to partee wif yew. Hav a larf on me.
go to youtube.com/watch?v=Yok4e__3iFo
BTWC
Frenz, will y’all do me a favor?
Those of u who has teh pets, plz to gibs dem extry hugs foar me, ‘k?
I maded teh mistake of watchin a few minnits of noos an wut wuz teh tawp storee? An animlol cruelty case. A guy who ran a shelter has almost 200 charges of animlol cruely aginst him.
The shelter has been closed an the animlols moved to a diffrent shelter.
Now, my hart iz borked. An I gots no kitteh or goggie to snorgle.
Skyoose me, I gots sumfin in my eies…..
oh noez!!!! adn heer ai iz, wiffowt a kitteh oar goggeh tew snorglol eithurr……
*snifflol*
shoot, I gotta wait till I house-sit and snorgle theirs.
Hear I lend Uz one ob mine. Snorgle all U wants. Jus gimme dem bak by Twosday.
teh animulls gotted saved? Dat r a happeh endeeng! ♥ I hopes dey gets good
homes.
oh, that be horrible!
{{{{{red}}}}}
*hands trick tu bf, hands floofeh angel tu red, an cuddles loki close*
at least they be saef nao!
Testin’ 1 3 5 7
Aiz just test tu see if ai has a blooname nao.
w00t w00t!!! Yash yoo do!
yes indeed!!! Dans,dans dans!!!
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If u b seeing Phillipe d’Beaker, telling him u b noolee bloo!! he will habbing a prezint fur u!!! Fleep lubz deh blooz, yup, he due!!
Fanx, QMJ!! Ai be lookin’ out fur PdB on teh postz.
Ai ment CMJ
Sry coyotes haf tuff taime tapin’ wif such big pawz.
Woot walcum to teh bloo club!
so sry rhsb. I giv Dave extra snorgles 4 u.
I has blu name but stil no hamsum Bob teh wunnerfuk wundrcat.
rhsb, wy u no hav a snorglepuss yet? D’joo jus lose urs?
Oh hai, bobtehwundrcat!!!
wuz it u hoo b asking fur halp wif deh avatar??? mai halperz fur dat b at
h t t p ://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
Schmoooz!!
heeheehee!
I mizshpel ‘wunnerful!’
Bob’z not wut eye wrote; hav no harbls fr yeerz n yeerz naow!
This wut I get fr typin inna darks!
*snerk!*
THNX MJ. Schmooz yooz tuuz!
Yu poeples maek me laff, tho I haet, rilly haet, teh BC/CC dic… ditocko… dicho… pollhairity. Jus sayin.
JEZZAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!! XD
wuzzn dere a secund payge ob commenz on dis? wer it go?
Basemant cat eated it because he was upset. That or the page 2 monster…
Ah senz huggs fer Basmint Kitteh! Pooooor thing!
They say a minute of laughter is making the life longer. Which might explain why since creating the life God has been immortal.
Ceiling Cat is full of teh happies becos he saw goggie poop on basement cat’s bed.
EEEEEbboonneeee and IIIbbbboorreeeee weerre ttooggeetthheerr n PPPUUURRRFFFEEECCCTT armony
dude u can not say thats ceiling cat… got it? cuz ceiling cat dont look like dat
hahaha