
Eeeewwww! Mom! Therz dog poopz in da yard!
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Eeeewwww! Mom! Therz dog poopz in da yard!
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DEW NAWT WANT!
Mah kitteh wood lurve 2 dine on the fine numminess uv goggie doo.
useyewuhlee iz udder wai raown!
Mai kitteh iznt… A normal kitteh. Hez gawtz da ishyooz.
Congra tulashuns jk2kitteh on nawt second!! Wat wuold u liek 4 celebratorie drinkees and noms?
lets awl sillybrate Caturdai nite! drinkees uv choys an lotsa diffrent danzes!
yaay Caturday nite!!!! I am habing a Michelob Ultra lite rite now tu sillibrate!! ooh an duin da laundry
ai nawt fink ai dans tunyte, but ai relax wif glass uv razberry zinfandel tu sip, an watch teh dansings an silly-brashuns
ai dans to da muziak… chocklat marteeneez pleez and shrimpeez.
Ai’m wif yoo, P-K! Glad yoo can take a brake adn relax fur a hwile!
*arranjis futstool in frunt uv comfee sofa fur DK’s borked fut*
*offurs DK a glass uv whyne an sits bak daon awn uvver syde uv sofa*
Ahhh, dat’s gud, P-K!
Naow all wii need is fur CweenMJ to kumming adn poking teh fyre fur us, adn Dan to kumming adn telling us a story.
purrfekt caturdai nyte, spent wif frenz
*pokez fiyre.
*sparkz fly up chimblee.
*addz log.
*flamez tikklol noo log.
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Hay!! Barkeep!! Moar chokklit martoneez ober heer, plz!!
*pokee teh fyr foar awl teh cheezpeeps reelahxin tewnite*
*puts moar icee in teh bukkit… bukkit!!*
*pores wyne uv choyc awl aroun*
cin-cin ebberybuddee!
*grumblol grumblol* Ai trai to sai fanks, mai cween, butt WP not let mii!
WP haz ben kinda crankee lately… it nomz deh commintz fur no reezin… … dunno wut up wif dat…. just stoopee pooterz, i gess….. i hatez deh stoope pooterz…ooo… dotz……
Ennebuddy seed Jamama lately?
uuuuh da fire plase wat a wunderful plase tu bii while iz snowing owtside
ohai, mai cween an jk2k! hao yu be tunyte?
*relakses wif eyes haf-closed in contentmint, watching teh fyre*
I think i saw jamama last nite fir a minnit oar tew… I finkso she b habbing RLS… deh gud kind wif frenz and famblee…. not deh pleh kind…
Fanks! She’s often heer in teh ebenings.
Mebbee Jamama will joiyning uz in a bit… she b a westee koste gal so iz still kind eerlee dere.. only 6:50 in deh ebening….
i wish i kuld spend 1 RL day in plase lik dis wif peepz lik u’all soo relaxed an nawt worried about ennifing dat iz unimportant..THNX cheezpeepz fur da wunnerful mental vacation
fyre iz nice… meyybe ai taeks a naps. needz a cozy…
*tuks pillol unner javogabo’s hed an tuks floofeh cheezmap blankkit arown*
*tuks cozy cheezpeepz map blankeh arownd javogabo*
Jinx P-K!
*Tukz floofee Cheezpeepz map blankee rownd javogabo
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*putz nikklol in dhe juke box and pix a soft song.
Aw darn! I b kinda late wif deh blankee….. stoopee slow pooter!!!!
*giglol* aifink javogabo be berry warm an cozee nao!
*shylee* Yoo cud tuk it arownd mii, mai cween.
Adn teh song on teh jooke bocks bees lublee!
Ah, mai cween. A nicklol in the juke boks? You must be my ages. Aifinkso iz moar den dat dese dayes. *sighs for the old days*
*purrssssss* fanks ebbrybuddy….
cozies r best shared..
*tuks nuvver pillol unner DK’s hed*
ohai, Q, come join us! we maek room, an is drinks uv yur choyse.
*curls up intu a tite ball, hed awn arm, eyes open just enuff tu watch teh fyre*
puuurrrr
*fawls asleep curld up wif bestest frenz eber, warm n cozy*
g’nite, lub yu!
i nawt bii dansing edder..mine bak in borked fur a week now..i will sit wif 4.5 an pk an injoy da sillibrations inbetween cheking da laundryz
owee… {{{{{3km}}}}} (wifajentul)
plz tu be berry caerful, duing laundrees wif hurtid bak!
feel bedder soon, otay?
thanx.. i bii makin da adolescent hooman carri da heavi stuff..himz nawt awl dat disgruntled bout it..him iz pretti gud boi considering da hormonez
Iz gud fer deh adolescent hoominz tu halping rownd deh howse. *nods* makes ‘em feel needed…
i agreez butt (HEE HEE) sumtimez him nawt agreez wif dat statement himz thinkz hii iz da King….oooh wat lessonz hii must lern
I joining in wif a glass ov Catbernay in mah faborite wine glass. Noms iz on teh stove. Hope ur hand iz better P-K.
Ohai Romeow! Welkum! Hai yoo bees dis Caturdai ebening?
ohai, romeow! maek self cumfee!
mai hand be much bedder, fankees
hao Valentino duing?
I kant bleev how mennee peepz wii haz rite now wif borkt partz!!! iz kinda skeery… I b awlmost afeerd tu dueing enneefingz…
troo- iz skeery…
*joynes peepls onna cowch an putz fut up*
*tuks floofee cheezpeepz map blankee arownd kitsunerina, being careful nawt to tutch her anklol*
oh thankee, yu iz too kind. yu want sum lindor choklits?
tihs be teh awsum way tu spend caturday nite.
hafway watching silleh moobie wif Sean, awn folded-owt futon wif kittehs arownd us, an at saem time heer awn cowch wif frenz an fyreplace.
*sighs happileh*
Ai wud lub sum lindor chonklitt, fanks!
Mai wurk colleegs sended mii a chonklitt basket while ai wuz inna hospital. Froot baskets be gud, butt chonklitt baskets bees teh ossim!
*passes teh chocklits down*
free food iz alweyz nise, but free choklit iz an xpresshun uv luv.
iz tru… ennywun willing tu hav chokklit in their hands an gib it up fur yur sake trooly lubs yu.
*takez a peese uv chokklit and passez it along.
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Schmoooz tu awl mai deer kouch kumpanyunz!
*niblols awn pees uv chokklit, n passes teh rest tu nekst purrsun*
schmoos tu yu tu, mai cween! an tu mai uvver frenz!
Can I joins too? Is dere enuff room on deh couch
I iz drinking mah hot choklit
*shufflols ober* Ohai two_kittehs! Teh moar teh merrier!
*raps floofeh blankee arownd two_kittehs*
Skooch rite in heer negst tu mii. And welkum fur shur.
of corse iz enuff room! is hyooj sirkular cowch wif spayce fur ebreewun! plz tu come join us!
skoots neggst cween,
wraps herzself wid floofee blankee
joyns cween,pk, dk and romeow on deh couch
dis is wunderful
iffin sumwunz in da textilez industi wuld aktually makez a cheezmapz blakie wii culd maybii kreat jobz kauz i thinkz minni peepz bii bying thim
Oh mah gudness…I cums bak to find mahseff surrounded by Cheez Peeps! Dis is wunnerful.
*snuggles in closer wif mah frenz*
sownds liek she EETS isshoos.
Hay skwirrlgrrl! Whar ya bin all dai? Ai missded yoo!
oh shute. and u mist me again. or I mist u!
or we mist each otter!
I was hiking today! And tehn I had a tired.
When I poked my hed in here dint seem liek much going on, so I was bein a cowch tater.
And now I come back and see everyone I mist!
It seems liek that’s always teh way. *sigh*
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Hope u is doing gud.. I saw u made it into ur own bed last nite!
I’m on teh way to bed now, but I shud be checkin in tomorrows.. maybe around lunchtiem.
*wispers*
meet me behind teh NB at 12!
I haz dis problum rite nao. Why does teh goggies who are BIG always uze ar yard fer their potty when there are FIELDS on three sides of us?
Da differins between cheep jenarik toylet paper and Charmin??
LOLOLOLOLOLOl
Yu gawt taht ryte, jk2kitteh!
Pur kitteh! Yew didn’t go blind?
Frum seeing sumfing so terrible. Or steppin in it. Traumatized fer life!
Datz wut ai wud call a Goggie Mine Field
Oh noes, i needz a baffs…
Yew don’t heer kittehs say dat much….
Stoopy goggies nawt cibilyzed enuf to bury it.
rhsb…iz it still snowing at yur howse?
poor kitteh..pleez tu bii running intu da hoomanz howse an walking alll ober da karpet and floorz tu removez it
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unlessn deys steps in da goggie pooh, den kittehs welcomez da baffs wif lotsa cleaneen bubbles… ewwwww…. goggie pooh…
Da goggie poo iz dah pleh. Do not want.
Want kitteh.
(Turns out it’s mom’s poop)
momma kat alwayz buriez herz uuummm BM
den go get teh shuvel… an teh naybor boi.
pawrillent idea… getz da naybor boi 2 bury da goggie.. den no more goggie poohs.. den celebratorie drinkees all round!
When u gonna teech doggie ta use a litterbocks?
Mai dotter wuz bisiting mii this evening adn went up to her room adn founded kitteh poop on her floor pillows. Sumbuddee bees mad at her fur being awai at skool, aifinkso!
sowndz lik a unhappi kat tu mii..dey ar devius
that line abowt a wommin skorned be nuffing compared tu a kitteh offendid!!!
Hmmm, ai cud give teh kitteh sum competition, aifinkso! (Nawt bai pooping, tho!) Donut get mii started!
kittehs get away wif fings hyoomins nawt can, tho.
at leest, aifinkso O.o
liek wanderin arownd wifowt ne kloths awn?
ore playin wif shinees?
ore invadin persunal spase?
ore liking der pribate parts?
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ore kumming in teh bafrum while ur on teh toilet, adn asking plz plz plz can ai hab sum wadder in mai brown cup?
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nitie nite cheez peepz da fire plase an drinkiz an blankiz maded mii awl sleepi. ebberwunz takz kare an i bii ceeing yuz tumarrow
sleep tite, has wunnermus dreems! {{{{{3km}}}}}
g’nite 3k!! {{{{3km}}}}
Iz heer too, MJ et al. Jus’ not makin’ much noises. Enjoyin deh ahm bee ants.
(not enjoyin’ teh late nite hotflashes tho! xuze me if I runz out and standz in snowz now an then. Fires iz nice, but bein’ a old bat ain’t!!)–BTWC
wunner wy it sez Im postin at ten at night wen it fower ayem?
lol land weirder than I thot!!
BTWC
cheezpeep time iz teh weerdest time on innertubes!
it be 4:35 ish am in teh gateway tew lake woebeegown.
lookit all teh cheezpeeps snoozin rownd teh fire emberss!
*tukks cheez map blankees bakk rownd peeps
carefully remobes emptee glasses frum paws
kwietlee laffs at runnin an dreemee fases
tiptows away, turns ooff laites*
ai r nawt cleenin dat up!
stoopid googie duz nawt poop in box? dats nasty!
Luv tis pic,
my kitteh pees in yoor genral direction!
luvin ya katnip!
BRAINSSSS!!!!
Just too real
200% pure cute and funny.
*smells paw* EW!!!! K9 poops XD
I guess goggie ate too many chezzbugas here i cleans in up
Do you know hard it is to read all this crud high??
You could make it a little easier for us….
Da kitteh looks like kitteh cry. Don’t cry kitteh I get u lots of cheezburgers!
Dees is meh yard problee!
Why do you guys talk like that!? its SO lame