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an doin it rite!
I fink teh tail needs practice, tho!
Stoopy hooman tuk too loong tu tayke teh picher. Tayle uncurrled.
mai Murphy kittehs tayle iz alwais curled inna kwestshun mark shaip sew maybee tihs kitteh wil git hiz tayle curled jus rite suun.
no his tail isn’t rite it isn’t curled
Iz in kitteh roolbuk nawt 2 ko-opurraitz wif stoopid hoomin pikchurz, so dis
kitteh is fallowin dah roolz jus rite.
Ooh yea! Gorjus chat noir! Ai lurves!
artful kitteh….iz artful!
Basement cat adbertizing.
whoo’s bin in mah howse???
Hope yoo has ur CHRG on, Leeza!
small cyoot blak kitteh… ohdeers
*runs tu ty boo teek tu get boks uv eggstra chrg’s tu dist… dystr… hand owt*
ohai DK!!
did u get my message I lefted u on last nite’s lol?
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srsly… this poster is in my living ruum, and I got it in honor of Thelma. And it’s my profile pic!
*cue spooky musicks*
Ohai! Ai noes, ai has scene dis on ur porfile paj!
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runshobbles off to luk at messij*Otay!
*sink crone eyeses watch*
I is in the middle of lawn dries rite now*
I has GOT to get sum cleanings done today!
**steels brekkie whiel DK nawt luukin**
NOM!
**snikkurs**
Heer, iz too cold to do dat dis moarnin!
I’m wrapped up in cheezmap blankee an dere is snow onna grown. Pleh.
WHY iz dis heer?
Shudda been down thred, under Judson’s an AC’s comments.
Wii has fresh whiet blankie ob snoes heer too. Pretty, butt… enuf bees enuf!!!
Mind yoo, teh growndhog did see hims shadoe on Feb. 2.
I shudda shot dat fing wen I hadded teh chanse.
Ai fink mai donut got shootz. Iz hoal in middul!
Oh NOES!!!!
Ob corse, now u will has to eat it put it owt ob its misery.
Hmph teh “eat it” shud be scored owt. Praps it is on ur browser. Ai hope so. Ai had to kwit Internet Exploder becaws it did nawt want me to play, so ai is tryin Opera which has its own liddle ideosyncracies.
Fanku 4 gud advizement! Ai putzded dat fing
rait owt uv itz mizerablez, n nao iz haiding in
mai buttokz!
eep! call nine-elebentee! donut daon, donut daon!!
Nebber mynd, 2morro iz teh haff wai mark in teh 6 weekweekweeks!
Troo dat!!!
I have this poster too….
Mines too! I has teh same pic, but not teh same black kitteh. My black kitteh is teh orange:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3172385
(copy and paste or click my name and go to my lols — they is holdifying up links too long these days.)
the getting of the kitteh in juuuusst the right pose……..there will be a weeping, wailing, and a gnashing of teeth. methinks.
teh teefs nawt wurry me as much as teh pointee enz!
Voyse of resent egg-speryunse, p-k?
{{{p-k}}}
beeleeb it! {{{red}}}
I had nastee cut awn my finner (from aksidental self-inflikted x-akto nife woond), witch turned into a comedee of errors, an costed me > $100!
Hoap u nawt has same egg-speryunse!
owee!
tihs nawt costing much, sept lil bit fur nawt-sekkund-aid-type stuff an bowt $10 fur mai share uv teh antee biotiks. just inconbenyent an fustrating.
but is heeling berry muchlee! can eben (sort uv, wifacaerful) use hand again, yay!
Wayle, I had emerjensee room bisit, den it gotted infekted an I gots anty-byotiks, den had problem wif anty-byotiks, an den reakshun to medikayshun dat wuz supposed to fix problem dat rezulted from anty-boyotiks, den medikayshun dat wuz sposed to fix dat…..
It snowballed into sumfin relee bad.
pore red!!!!
Fanks.
Ifn iz gonna happen, iz gonna happen to me, it seems.
Ai nose teh feeling. It happens to me, den it gets infected, den ai has teh ‘lergic reackshun to teh tetanus shot, den ai has to hab elebenty diffrent types of aunty biotticks, den ai has teh hart attak wehn ai has to pay teh bill.
Donut foar get teh lubly 2ndary isshoo dat wimmens sumtymes has wen gibben teh hevvy-dooty anty-byotiks.
Oh, ai hear ya!!!
If u eets a cuppa yogurts evry day while on teh auntie-biotics, this is not such a prollem.
I is not a legal professional, but I bleev that teh teefs was originally inclooded as part of teh hole point enz package.
hmm… iz troo, teefs be pointee tu, an be awn wun end…
BC can be verra cooperative.
if u has the rite treats.
Prolly a rending of cloves too.
Fur a mowmunt dere ai cudn kwite unnerstand y yu wanna tear teh herbs/seasonings
AC – I finkso I owe u wun of dese, too…
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SCHMOO!!!
Wow, I nebber had sumwun get DAT reakshun befoar!
I’m gibbin awl teh elijibul Cheezmen shmoos since I been deklayred singlol agin.
Hoap I nawt missin ennywun.
Judson – I will gibs u frenlee schmoo ifn u want. I kno u nawt elijibul.
Fanx, I luvs deh schmoos an yers are particular good! Duz muh ineligiblitiy mean no flirty times allowed?
SCHMOO!!!!
Flirtin alwayz allowed heer, jes remember to mayntayn ur dakyorusness…
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Wutebber DAT is!
My daykore is purty mush the standard of hand me downs and curb shoppin
not to mention the midnight requisitions and the five-finger discounts. yah?
Dan, Didyoo see messidj I lefted yoo awn prevyus lol?
Oh, an I finkso I owe u wun of dese…
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SHMOO!!!
I lefted U a message (ackshully a song) teh otter morning red, but I donut fink u saw it…
Yesh, I did see it, finalee. Stoopy werk…
I nebber herd of dat song. Wuz gud tho. Fanks!
Artz b veree n-spaiyurin.
whas that mai cousin?
Hmmm, wai dus Le Chat Noir hav a halo, ai wunndurr?
cause awl kittehs be gods? just ask tehm!
Teh E-gypshuns fort so!
*pondurs wevver kitteh-wurshipping e-gypt had e-bay fur tu bai teh kitteh toys*
Ai’m shur dey had e-bay on de nile!
Kittehs usta be revered as gods an has nebber forgotted dis fack!
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Blak fur dew nawt a Baysmint Kat mayk, noar fur uv wait a Seelin Kat.
Hmm, dis bees bery proff… porf… deep, LOLDemon!
Berry true, nod nod hed solumly.
yet another form of catmoflage in action.
Mebbe iz teh full moon behinds hur hed. Spooky kitteh, on rooftop, in moonlite.
I have the same pic & my black cat has the same color eyes. (I bought the pic because it looks like her.)
Kitteh noir – will shed on all ur wite stuff.
Kitteh blanc – will shed awn awl ur noir stuffs.
Voyse of egg-speryunse heer.
I had blak skirt awn wun end of bed an mostlee-whyte kitteh wuz awn uther syde.
Mostlee-whyte kitteh moved to MIDDLOL of blak skirt nawt 2 sekkunds aftur I layed it awn bed!
Awl uddur kittehz seek kulur uv graytist paws-sibul kawntrast an shedz awn dat.
aifinkso tihs be proof kittehs can see colur purrfeklee fyne…
yes, dey bery gud at allowin fer maximim floof showage
Ai knu, teh moemunt taht kitteh strutted in heer, she’d be trubble – tohse green yse wiv teh wikkid upwerds tilt an a tayul taht went awn forever. Hoo cud resist? Hell, hoo wud wont to! She sashayed acrorss teh rume an purred….
Oh, dat’s gud, Ambercat!
“Ambercat” – it’d bin yeers sinse enneewun had cawled me taht! So, she knu me form teh old dais; teh dais Bfor Ai cleend mai akt up an moobed to teh sitty; teh dais Bfor Ai’d Bcaym a slayv to teh Nip. Ai lukked her ober agin – mebbee tehre wus somfink familyar bowt her – tohse yse; taht tatul – wher had Ai seen tehm Bfor? Tehn it caym to me….
*noms poccornz; waitz 4 neckst part in antysi-… anteessi-…*
Plz 2 hurree!!
ohai, rhorho, has we meeted?
it must have been Antwerp, I think purrhaps the train-station.
Ai don fink so. Pleezta maik ur kwainensez!
Ob awl teh bookshelves in awl teh whirlld – she had to sit on mine…
TAHT’S wher Ai knu her form! She an Ai yused to prop teh buks up beteen us, or nok tehm to teh flor an tehn luk awl inn o’scents! Taht lidl blak kitteh wus non odder tahn…
Heathrow Airport Hilton (no relayshun). She took an intrest in u – it cud be Terminal.
“Heathrow”, Ai hissd – wich pritty hard to do wiv a naym wiv no sibilants – “Yu gonna runwai form me agin? Or has yu bin grownded at larst?”
“Lemme tell yu, plane an simpul – ”
” – simpul soots me juss fyn!”
“Farssen yur seet belt, Ambercat, yur in for a bumpy ryd!”
An wiv taht she….
Pulled a life jakket from teh oberhed locker an gave a full safetee demonstrayshun. Dat wumman cud show you teh way to teh eggsits liek no udder dame ai knew. Still stunned from dat, ai…
stode mai tabul an chekked mai seetbak wus in teh uprite posishun Bfor shoin her teh door, teh windoes, teh gnu carpet (nyse insunt it?) and…..teh bukcayse!
Okay guize, sins Janet isn’t heer, ai propose a KUM AS YOO R partee!
Mii? Hello Kitty pj pants, ob corse, n a periwinklol tee shirt frum teh sekkund-hand stoar, n a fuzzy grey wurk sok cubbering teh toeses on mai rite fut, n a blak sok wif grey trim on teh otter.
Ai has a big pot ob Ingerlish brekfast tee wif shugar n milk oar lemming. Alos oatmeel kukkees (alas, not homemade
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ai waring whyte t-shirt wif kitteh awn it taht saying, “what part of meow don’t you understand?” an loose black comfee skirt, an hair in reellee messy brayd (oh, an fashun aksessoree uv whyte gozz rappt round ryte hand)
ai brings teh big plattur uv toona sammiches, cut in trai-anglols
Um….u SHURE u wanna kno dis?
I’m warin wat I sleeped in – silkee lawng unnerware pants dat is lite pink. Dark gray men’s t-shirt (dey wuz cheeper tehn teh wimmins, an camed in 3-pak). Awn feets is my NOO LLBean howseshoos! I LUBS dem! (Resentlee ordered noo wuns cuz old wunz wuz over 4 yeers old an ded-ded-ded.) Wrapped in brown blankee wif ducks awn it. Hares nawt been brushed, but pulled bak in ponytayle.
I nawt been downstares yet, but kin bring enny fuds u want. I gots coffee, too.
Okay ai’m heer in mai jeenz an bloo linnen shirt an ballet flats. Ai’ll bring some burfday caek (we had 2 of mai neeces stayin dis week week week for half term an it was teh older wun’s burfday so we had CAEK an it wuz choklit an – surprisinglee – tehr is still sum left!) altho ai may has to curl up awn teh cowch (nawt-uglee) an has a liddlol nap – teh childrens dey wears u owt! How is ur borked anklol, 4.5k?
Chonklitt caek fur brunch – yay!!!
Teh anklol bees heeling gud, fanks Martoonie. Ai saw Dr. BoneCat on Friday adn he sed “Donut kum bak fur free weeks.” Just can’t put enny wate onnit. Yesterdai mai gud frend brot mii a casserole adn a buk.
Well, now u has caek too, wut moar cud a girl want. Glad it’s getting bedder. (is teh afternoon heer so caek is perfeckly ackxs… axsk… asck… is okay to eat teh caek)
*has a puzzlement*
When is it NOT ok to eet teh caek?
And cue alphamabetical list in 3… 2… 1…
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Nope u ar rite. Ai can’t fink ob a single occayshun wehn ai wuddn’t eat caek, given teh chance.
Ai is in blak swetpants and 2 mroon huddies an Ai has been bayking! Ai has frooty scoens and teh doe for teh bred is juss rysing
Mmmmm! Fwesh bwead! Ai canz smell it frum heer! *kitteh stans wiv eyes clozed, hed tilted up, nawstrills flared an blissfull luk awn faice*
Ais still wearing my jammies – mens style wif strypes and a fleece jacket (iz coald here too…) and my apron – am bringing a nuly baked batch ob de Fastelavn-buns frum de last tread.
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(Ai was planning tu git inda shower – but Buster de tayger is hogging de baffrum mat – we habs underfloor heating inda baffroom…)
**luuks at pikshurs**
Buster is hansum gui! Plz to be snorglin him foar me, ‘k?
Ay will – when he stops hogging de floarwarmf
Smart kitteh!
aiv just putted a pic of de soon to bee IRL fastelavn-buns… right nao – just ordinary buns…
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Ai thawt ob posting “go to my pics – see may buns” – butt (heehee) chaynjd may maynds on dat…
*goes tu da NB foar de nawt-fird tym tuday…*
Ohai nennepus, can ai come to teh NB wif u? Ai had a bery BERY nice dream last nite, which may oar may nawt has involved Brendan Fraser (ok, yesh, it defnitely DID involve Brendan Fraser) who may or may nawt has grabbed me to his manly chest an kissed me (yup, did) at which point sadlee ai woke up – but ai has been contemplatin awl day wut wud have happened next, given half a chance…
Prolly irnin.
omai – ai had to google to remember who he was…
an nao aifink ai has to stai a bit loanger in de NB pondering ober Brendan Fraser an his manly chest…
Sumwhat tragicly, in mai dream, as BF pulled me to his MC, ai sed “gosh, aren’t u tall” which just goes to show dat ai is as smoove an sophysticayted in mai dreams as ai is IRL. Apparentlee he is 6ft 3, so ai wuz rite tho.
I is dressed all sporty-like, although so far teh most strenuous thing I has dids is pick up Liam. I has on black sweatypants wif doublol white stripes down teh sides, a matching yoga brar, purplol tank top over that and a black print hoodie wif some sparkly accents. I is teh barefoots. My hares has not been combed, so let me knows if it’s too skary and I’ll put teh hood up over them.
In honor of teh Fronsch artiste of teh poster featured in teh lol, Theophile Steinlen, I brang cwassant wif butters and allsortsa jams.
Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh, waiddaminnit, is onlee LCB’s hares. Okay den.
Ai bees in hebben wif awl dese cwassants, skoens, bred n Fastelavn-buns! Butt aifinkso ai bedder go kuks sum eggs fur porteen!
*covers skary hares wif hood*
Geez. FWIW, I did comb Liam a little earlier. He learned from Esme that if u sit on teh chest at teh foot of mommeh’s bed and axe nicely, mommeh will comb u wif teh kitteh comb she keeps nearby on teh dresser. Is now part of our morning routine. Of course, Liam jumps on teh chest and axes for combing pretty much anytime I goes into teh bedroom. Sometimes I obliges him, sometimes not so much.
Liam is hansum boi, LCB. I luuked at ur pikshurs a liddlol erlyur.
Thx. He is keeping my foot warm at teh moment. I telled him whut u sed and he did a slow blink back — u knoes, a kitteh-kiss.
He is handsome AND a grate big snuggly-wuggly-woo.
Awww…I gots kitteh kiss.
I bet him gets embarrissed wen u call him grate big snuggly-wuggly-woo, tho!
Only when I calls him that in front of hims frenz.
Duz himz blush?
Dat wud be innerestin to see. I nebber saw kitteh blush befoar.
ai iz weering thick bloo soks, grey sweatpants, a yellow tshirt dat sai “There’s a liddle bit uf Hershey in awl uf us” on teh front and haz pic uf a Hershey bar, a Hershey Kiss and a Reese’s pnut budder kup goin ober Niagra Fawls in a barrel, a dark bloo fleece shirt wif Tigger awn it, and mai hair iz in a long brayd, teh brayd iz aksesorized wif a Tira kitteh (her LUBS mai hair!). ai has a glass uf milk and choklit chip cuukies
helfy brekfust – ai haz it!!
*wispurs* ai has onlee hadded 2 cups ob tee adn 2 oatmeel kukkees so far!
Duz teh Reese’s peenut budder kup luk askareded?
ai trai tew eet helfy most uf teh tyme, but wen ai maykes choklit chip cuukies – ai HAZ tew eet dem! and nope, teh pnut budder kup nawt luk askared – awl fwee uf dem haz teh beeg smylols!
Ai has on tiger-print long underweats, dungarees wiv a hole in teh nee and a teeny rip on the butt (eeek!), a blue sweatshurt, thick purplol sox. My jim bagg is pakked wiv my bavving soot, towel, swim finns, goggles, etc. I’m hedding to jim to schwim – Ai’m up to 2 maiyuls a day nao. Good for my healf and self-disc… self-dissip… habit.
Save me some cwassants and some Fastelvan buns, pweese!
A partay! Grate, jus watt I kneads. I iz dressed in Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes; silk an lace underwears, blak wool slacks, blak flofy cashimir sweater an tourquoise pashmina. Gots lots ob silver an tourguoise joolry too. I iz tres elegant.
(Eberting also accessorized wiff 4 colors of kittyfloff, wite, brown, peach an grey. Da blak flof no show, don’t count)
I gots Kona koffee an cheese biscuits (scones to uz in TTI) to share. I’ll trade furr croissants an cookies pls.
Ooh! That onsomble sounds purty. I lurves teh turkwoise joolry, also!
Here, has some cwoissant and i’ll just take ur joolry outside to see it in teh lite.
**wunners if eneewun gonna warn keykat**
*shooshes parro thead*
LCB, cum bak! I gotta get goin ta church. I’ll let U look at mai joolry later, K?
No, I think u should go wifour ur joolry. U look so fetching already that the joolrys would only serve to distractify teh other church-going-to-peeps. Ceiling Cat wouldn’t like that.
I is doing u a favor, rly. *nods*
Standz far awai frum LCB, in cayse lite-ning strkyez her.
Well maybee LCB were rite. Church was full of de palm frond waving wiff grate enthusiasm but not much skill by de littlest kiddles. Dey mightof snagged de joolry an borked somat.
Thx furr taking care ob da pretties LCB. Naow gimme bak pls.
Ai aer warin bloo trowzerz an a big floppy bloo swetter. Ai haz been makin aprykot jam (well, Ai mayd it yesserdai, but had to boyl it up agane `coz it didn’t set) wen it’s cool enuff Ai’ll bring sum wiv sum skonz an creem.
Laff imitating art!
Hay guies! Gess wat I jes did.
I ORDERED my lappytop!
I’m gettin a Dell Inspiron 1525.
Meh kommint b gown?
I sees this one. There is a other one, too?
Yesh, eet had a linkee. Ai fink Weerdprtzel b czechin teh link.
*peeks around corner of NB*
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
wut u doin there?
and wuts rong wif Petunia??
* hides… umm… nuffing frum leeza *
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Ohai! Ai deed nawt sea yu dere! Huh? Petunia? Whut? Who? Where?
*luks wif a suspishus at GP*
I had lefted hur some sugar cubes… and now she sounds teh upset… wut u got there behind ur back?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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Umm… err… is… err… Londree, uh huh, yesh * nod nod *
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Nao, hu is tihs Petunia yu speek ob adn plz tu tell me moar abowt dose shugar cyoobes, fankies…
*sneeks up behine piggeh*
*grabs sugar cubes outta his paws*
A-Ha!
HAY!
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Tell yu whut… ai wheel trayde yu sum ob tihs flower power fur dose shugar cyoobes… whut yu sai? huh? huh?
*examines flower power*
HAY! Those are teh fake flowers and teh power is just litning bolts drawred on.
Those r not UR sugar cubes, sew u can’t trade them!
However I will give you a hedbat for them, if u insists…
Pinny Gig!
**gibs him beeg hug an SCHMOO**
Did yoo heer? I’m singlol agin!
Sailors take warning.
**chases Pinny Gig**
Come bak! I thot u lyked ‘Merikin wimmins….
Umm… well… yesh… but but but…
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Fyne, den. Leeb me.
Brake my vunerablol hart.
Jes wen I thot I fownded sumwun dat wuz werthee of puttin myself “owt dere” foar, him rejecks me lyk I gots teh playg oar sumfin.
**lip quibbers, eies teer up, hed drops**
Aww Red… iffn ownlee yu new me IRL…
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iffn eet halps, ai has had mai hart borked IRL tihs berry weeek weeek weeekend
oh GP! noes! whu be stoopy an krool enuff tu du that tu YU????
{{{{{{GP}}}}}}
I’m so sorry, GP!
It sukz beeg tyme, donut eet?
{{{{{{GP}}}}}}
Hay, I’m so skeered dat I wroted a leddur to sumwun in my Jounal, cuz I too skeered to tell dem IRL.
I knoes! Wii kin start owr own club!
Wii cawl it teh “Borked Harts/Unrekwited Lub” Club.
the icanhasluvs club?
Aifinsko lubb is nawt eezee…
{{{{GP}}}} Ai sawreee. Iz teh onlee fing dukky taype cannawt ficks. Butt yew are teh hansum charming funnee smart GP, iz hur loss. **nods**
**hands GP cayse of Guiness an bocks ov chokklit lolruses**
Lub hertz…
No iz nawt.
Wen iz grate, iz wunnerful.
Wen iz nawt grate, it sucketh much.
ooo fankies!
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nom nom slurp nom slurp slurp nom nom
DK – U gibbed me eerwurm…
I gots bedder wun tho.
Lub stinx.
**rips page owt ov rhsb jurnal, mayles it tew teh Sham-WOW guy, speshul deelibery**
WAT!?!?! It wuz NAWT roted to Sham-Wow gui!
I garan-damm-tee u dat!
Gess dere iz a gnu membur ov teh borked harts club! An aftur he combdid hiz pointee hares fur teh new SLAP-Chop cummershul, jist fur yew!
Yew sea, GP? SUM wummins are teh ungrayteful retshiz!
Wayle, ifn hims hart iz borked, den so be it.
Dat entree nebber be seen by ennywun butt me – nawt eben my BFF, an hur knoes EVVER-THING
Hay, I mite has borked hart, but I nawt SHAM-WOW-GUI-DESPERIT!
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…yet.
**DING-DONG*** **Luks owt window** Orhsb, iz fur yew! Iz teh sham-WOW guy, an him haz flowurs, an candeez, an a bocks ov sham-WOWs. Guess he got teh mayle.
**voyse comes from behind locked door**
Nobody hoam butt us dust bunnehs!
Nebber herd of dis rhsb u speek of. Plz to go away an nebber come bak!
No! Donut warn teh sailors! I lyks menz in yooniforms…
dis reemynes meh ob a sawng we usta sang wiff lymrix wut had sum purty rood verses it wented:
♪♪♪ “Ai Yai Yai Yai
(rood line here)
Now tell meh annuder wun,
dats werst then the uther wun
An I’ll waltz you aroun by yer willie” ♪♪♪
dere wuz a yung man fum kartoom …
one rood line that yew cood use wood be:
De red hed swims out to de troop ships.
@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!
Hay! Wut u gibbin cheezburgers too?
Tu lCB fur hur ‘sailors take warnin.’ Wuz teh funnee. Ai hab pikshur in mai brayne ov teh saylurs battenin down teh hatchiz cuz RED awn teh lewss!
**narrowz eyes at ph**
Hay, I gots my own datin serbiss….runned by Ebil Maus an Caretroll. Dey gonna weed owt teh undesyrablols foar me.
Wuz dat illegal use ov cheezburgurs? Ai decline teh penultee.
Too late anyways. I alreddy nommed teh burgers. STN.
wut happins if yu desyr an undesyrablol?Yew gotta go in teh weeds wif him?
Ooooh, I lyk hao u finks, burdhed!
Stik wif me kid, ai nose awl teh triks!
GP! OHAI!
*flings self at teh pinneygig fur tu hug, purring madlee*
ai has nawt seed yu in furebber! ai mist yu!
{{{PK}}} Hao yu is??? Ai has mist yu tu!
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Mai stoopy RL – eet is taiking ober!
We was talking yesterday about havening a benefit for (or is that against?) teh RLS.
Kin I be part of dat? I’ve been sufferin from RLS too.
I finkso I gonna run away from hoam, mebbe kidnappin a fren of mien who seems to ba havvin teh same problem, along teh way!
Kin I com two, an bring friends an fambly? Coworkers an neighburs an church peeps an … uh eberybody? Wii all gots too much RL.
ai come tu, wif bf an kittehs an awl!
*pondurs finding a bit uv plannit sumwhair we can start teh Cheezland Republic*
**runs for find pen** Whar du ai sine up for dese beneefitz? Kin dey bee retroak, retraoctiv, um, go bak a waiz?
we needs tu hab concert fur finding a cure fur RLS, we duz!!!
ai is otay, well, moastlee. been bizzee bizzee, tu, wif skool, but ai be heer when ai can.
Ohai Guinness Piggeh! Ai nawt seen yew for a lot ov wyles. **kiks wif talonz owt at the stoppy RL**
Ohai PH! Hao yu is???
**luuks suspishuslee at teh skwirl**
Ware yoo been, young lady?
um… I bin doin lawndree.
whutchoo bin doin?
Me?
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………um……I been doin……laundree too.
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Yah, dat’s it…laundree.
cleenleeness, itz important!
Yesh, it iz. Berry importint.
Speekin of witch….I need to get in teh shower sumtyme 2day.
An finnish my laundree.
If u ware u close in teh shower, u gets ur works done in half teh times. *nods*
is we gettin in teh shower again LCB?
*hides teh sope onna rope*
But… but… u already dids ur laundrees.
oh rite. ur rite.
*pulls out sope*
now what was I doin wif this then?
Didn’t u say something about giving GP a baff?
Ai’ll buy a tikkit tu see dat!
*sells parro thead a tikket to see dat*
*makes note to self to schedule teh actual event*
Does he need a baff?
hm.. thats a retorikal question, ifinkso
Hay, dis tikkit iz tu the talon show!! Dat wuz munfs ago! Ai want mai munnies bak!
Mebbe u has to SHOW UR TALONS to get ur munnies bak.
Duz pinny gigs get regular baffs, or dust baffs, lyk chinchillas doo?
Dis cud be innerestin…..
Ai nawt wanna show mai talons, ai’m obburdew fur a pedykyure.
Ai hope its a bubblol baff!
*luks fur her vetrinaree restraynt tekstbuk tu see if it incloods hao tu restrayn a pinneygig fur a baf*
Ohhh, it’s a SHOWER yoo wants den!
NO NO NO!!! GPs donut leik teh wadder!
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O teh Hyooge Manatee!
That remindifes me: When u gonna return my hot tub like u promised?
Leeza! Kum halp mii! GP wants to go swimming wif Hugh G. Manatee!
Hay! Pinny Gig needs to leev Hugh outta dis!
Hugh iz teh nyse! Him broughted me fleurs teh uthur day. Such a sweethart, him iz!
YOUR hawt tub? pfft…
ohai DK!
u is WAY late!!!
sew wut u say? GP is goin swimmin? Do u have his watter wings?
Ohai Leeza! Ai gotted kidnapped to go have bakun n eggs. Nao ai needs a nap!
Butt nawt-sekkund – heer’s GP’s wadder wings.
*hans piggeh’s WWs to Leeza*
okay.. has a nice nap!
now where did that piggeh go?
HAALLOO SKWIRRL!
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Forget about that Pig, you need a real man!
U kno ware hur kin find wun, Mick?
but but but…
Yesh, man wif nyse butt wud be purfurred.
Whyfoar u fink wii awlwayz lets teh guies walk ahed of us?
in tite jeans, preferred.
and that way, Mick, I won’t has to see ur rinkols… / / /
alas, tite jeans are awful………..restrictive
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chafing is the enemy.
Dan – Gold Bond or Cornstarch iz ur fren.
Jes sayin.
I can amend ‘tite’ to ‘well fitting’… will that work?
Or we can just go straight to teh kilt….
Leeza – U meen u nawt lyk teh loose jeens dat hang haff-way down a guies rear-end, an drag teh grown?
Me neethur.
Yabbut, ifn u nawt in dee alone, it nawt as fun.
Meh linkee b gown!
It takes a lot of whiles for links to appear. U can see it, but others can’t, until teh Cheezes approvify it.
Dats wat Ai waz finkin butt Ai wazint shur. o well……..
I haz dat sayme pikshur in mai hows, lulz
That’s 3 of us. U, me and leeza.
We doesn’t all lives in teh same house, does we?
well.. do u have kitteh fur everwhare too?
Hold on, lemme check…
Yup. All over teh place. Inclooding teh kittehs.
Ceci n’est pas un chat.
Je Magritte to inform u that u is teh correct.
awldou it izzint a Rodint eidder!
U wanna bets some Monets?
Re noir cat, it’s Ce zanny how much it luks like mai ebil liddle Morticia.
Sawree, I needaz it tu pey for Degas.
mah gramma haz poastr jus liek taht!
* runsinwifafrantik *
Ohai, Mai momcat is inna horse pitlol. Hur woked up wif teh blud sugar uf 500s!!
Ai nawt bee heers fur a whiol. Red U haz tu has ur Singlol agin partee wifout me aifinkso.
*runsoutwifakwikness*
{{{{WestRiverRat and momcat}}}}}}}}}
ohnoes!
{{{{{WRr}}}}}
{{{{{WRr’s momcat}}}}}
gud wishiz coming yur way!!!
Oh noes!
Wii be sendin beems to ur mahm.
Mai momkitteh wuz teh diabetic, tuu. U has 2 take reelyreely gud cares of tehm. Holdin ur momkitteh up tu teh lite. {{{{{{{WRRadnhimsmomkitteh}}}}}}}
Five hunnert!?! Yikes!
Um, donut let GP knoes that. He will try to steel ur mommeh.
* narrows eyes *
*applies Noo, Imporved, Shugar-Free AntiWrinklol Creem around piggehs eyes*
Shud yew wayte till aftur hiz baff to apply lowshun?
did u get that noo cherly teigs stuff LCB?
Yes! *shows case of “free” samples*
AAAHHH eet berns! eet berns!
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Kwik! Gimme sum shugar!
*shrog*
Ok, piggeh, if that’s whut u wants.
*kisses piggeh*
ok!!
*SCHMOOS teh GP*
that’s wut u meant, rite?
that’s what we calls it here…
Jinx, leeza! Buy me a Coke. Wif extry sugar.
otay!
cheer coke, banilla coke, diet coke, coke wif lyme….?
Yes.
strate up or on teh roks?
Yes, plz.
*brings out a tray of sordid bevrages for LCB*
*with garnishes as well*
Mmm… garnishes. *drinks drinks*
Ah. That was teh refreshi– ‘scuse me, gotta, um, go.
*dumps ekstra-hyooj-jumbo-soopersyze bottlol uv hunny ober GP’s hed*
nachural shugar
ohwait, ai go gets sum maplol sirop, taht be moar canajan… brb
Her blud shugars was teh five hunnert!?! Yikes!
Um, donut let GP knoes that. He will try to steel ur mommeh.
Ahem… lemme get tihs rite… yu is insulolting meh TWICE eech thyme nao?
No, just oncet. Teh sekkond time was WP piling on.
WP iz insulting GP two naow? Poor bebe.
Oh noez!!! {{{{WRRz Momcat}}}}
I hopez Dr.Tinycat gitz deh blud shuggirz unner kuntrol!!!
{{{{{West River Rat *& momcat}}}}}
{{{WRR}}} U tellz ut momcat tu feel bettur sune. Mah famblee awl senz gud vaibz tu u an yrs.
kittehs, the best accessories to make Ur house a home
Da moor kettehs, da moor homely da house. 6 be jus about purrfect I finkso. I haz a cat house!
Purrr-feky balens b-tween kozee an klassee.
LOLZ!
@_@
Non, le chaat!
I have that painting in my room….
omg!!! i has du chat noir in my rooms!!! lolbasement kittehs attempt at mimecreh has made meh feel fuzzy insidez!!!!
loly