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cawfee an a cleen bunnihaus, plees!
Cawfee Ai can purrbide, cleen bunnihaus iz ur dipartmint! Long az u doan’t do wat mai mumcat did wen Ai wuz awai – she put bofe bunniez in teh saem hutch wile she cleened teh uver wun. A munf latur “Ooh lukk, babbeh bunniez”!
I guess ya can’t turn yer back on’em for a second.
tehy is bofe gurl bunnis so no behbeh bunnis heer
fink hao menny bunnuhauseses yu’d be cleening if yu did has bebbeh bunnies! tehy breeds lyk, well, bunnies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw&feature=related
Corse, yu has to kno hoo Kraftwerk R to get teh yolk. An Bill Bailey. An if yu has to splayn teh yolk….hmm, gess Ai’ll get bak to mai chorse!
is berry berry goot, amber!
nao ai has to go look at all teh bill bailey video!!!
En garde!
U wat?
Dis iggerunt awld wummun duz nawt noe wat dis iz abowt!
h t t p ://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Roboto
iz berree ketchee tlune
Ees Hello Kitteh’s fabbrit song.
Ex-ter-min-ate
rockin’ tha tardis?
Liberache’s cat………..never did like that infernal bubble machine.
ooohh – bubblols!
an happeh fastelavns-day ebbrehwun!
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(whispurrs: Fastelavn is de last sunday befoar lent – an heer in Norbay we eats sweet wheat buns filled wif wippd kreem and jam)
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*brings aot hyuj playt ob fastelavns-buns wif razbree jam (the nebber ebber empteeing tayp)*
*gets de kawffee an tee an hawt chocklit aot too*
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help urselbes!!!
ooooh, dey sownd wunnerful! fank u! Ai hazza pawt uv fresh cawfee iffen aneewun wud lyke sum!
*heps seff tew fastelavn-bun* nomnomnomnomnom
*samplolz deh fastelavns-buns.
Mmmmmmmm…….Fanky, nennepus!! dis is delishus!!
Oooo! Dat sownds nommy! Don maind if ai doo! Yum!
We has Shrove Tyoosdai an eet teh pancaeks wiv srup an lemon an shugger an choklit spred – saym kinda fing; yoosin up awl teh yummy stuffs befor Lent. Teh buns sownd nyse – NOM!
dens sound berry nomable! I will hab sum plskthnx and a cuppa Chai tee tew if ewe plz wif creem and sugar. thankz
happeh u awl liek dem – aim justabaot to go an maek dem IRL
Hubbykatt will not be a happehkatt if ai doan maek ennie…
Mmmmm. Delishus, nennepus! Thanx. Just the thing on a Sunday morning, to go with my coffee.
Remind me of (I’m not spelling this at all right. It’s totally phonetic) poonchkie, a Polish jam-filled bun served on the day before Lent starts.
Its probably the same tradition! They have these in sweden to – ai think they’re called Semlor there…
mange takk, nennepus!
Ingen årsak! Håper det smaker!
::googling recipe::
Dey soundz goooodd…iffen I can fine wun in english!
Dat make yu kween of kittehs today, nenne?
Yes – it does!
*fastening de kweensobkitteh-tiara propperlee so eet dussnt fall inda dough…*
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Here is the recipe (all in metric…):
150 butter
6 dl milk
50 g fresh yeast or a sachet of dried yeast
1 1/2 dl sugar
1 ts vanilla extract (or moar – I use about at tablolspoon – I like vanilla….)
2 ts ground cardamum
ca. 15 dl white flour (reserve a little for baking later…)
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melt the butter – add the milk and warm to luke warm finger temperatur (37 degrees celcius). Pour into a large baking bowl
Add sugar, vanilla, cardamum and mix
add flour and work it to a good dough – kneed it so its elastic and soft and not sticky… this is the good therapy part of baking
Put it in a warm spot, covered in a plastic bag or with a dishtowel – on top of your stove is a good place – an turn the oven on to 220 degrees celcius.
when it has dubbled in size (about 45 mins later…) kneed back down.
make about 20-24 buns.
Put them back to rise for about 20-30 mins and bake in 220 degrees celcius about 10 mins.
cool on wire rack – eat one while its warm – the best part of baking
split in two and fill with sweetened wipped cream and jam of your choice – I like raspberry best.
The big discussion in our house is wether the jam should be under the cream or on top of it – You make your own choice!
Enjoy!!
yummeeee-
150 butters!!!
ai assyoom taht wud be grams or sumfin?
ob cours…
150 grams of butter…
lol, nennepus
no be redfais!
ai alwus lubs a resupee wif cardamom in it –
iz like norweejan or sweedishlish rool or sumfin..
teh Finns use lotsa cardamom, too. I even puts it in coffee or in ice cream. Is what hevven smells like, ai fink.
yepp – cardamonom and banilla – dats wat heaven smells liek!
Hedding to stoar for butters and such. BRB.
Iz gonna be soooo fat by Tuesday…
gud moarning!
oooh, those luk nommy, nennepus! fankies!!!
*niblols happileh*
teh cool fings ai lern heer!
In the Nedderlands we have a “vastenavond”, which is next Tuesday. Vastenavond is the last evening of an event called Carnaval, celebrated mostly in the south part of our country.
Whew! A many-way tai! Luks like an expe… xpedi… group trip to the Ty Boot Eek in in order.
Oooh! Ai wunner if tehy has ennee ob tohse HappiBurfdaiGibbocat Commemmemmemmemmoratif Bobble-Hedded HappiCats left….!
all ob mai faborite kitteh fings!
jazz paws!!
bubblols!!
crawssed ais!!
an a five way brayd fur nawt sekkund!!
mugglemary! r u feline otay frum ur fawl teh otter dai? ai hoap so!
fawl???
ohnoes! no moar fawling, plz! we haz elebentee cheezpeeps wif borked limbs!
yu be otay, mm?
an hao be yur dentistree nitemare going? ai nawt has seen yu fur a whyle!
ohai, pk!
mai mouf slowlee gettin used to no frunt toof an teh fake toof hurts, but will get yoosed to it, aifinkso
ai wuz goggeesitting an fawled on teh isee when trying to make sure goggees nawt fawl, speshullee teh wun in teh wheelchare for goggees.
owchee!!!
ai hoaping bof kinds uv hurtings go ‘way, yu gots teh gud wishes frum heer, an ai sowree ai misst sending tehm tu yu befoar! an tu teh goggie in teh wheelchair tu, her (him?) sownd lyk needing it!
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ai has teh fotos ob wheelchare goggee and her bruvver on mai profile!
wheelchare goggee is tan wun, Satchi
Black wun is bruvver Rockee
ooohhhh, tehy luk sweet n cuddlee!
ohmai, yur zeek luk lyk mai trick!!!!
if yu clikkee awn bloo naem, it goes tu mai blog, an iz pics uv trick tehre.
ai wuz lookin thru mai favs teh other dai an is funnee hao mannee tuxee kittehs ai has!!
Satchi is berry old an her bakk leggs no workee enneemore, an she blined in teh aiis.
Zeekie same age (11) but he otay
yur angel luk laik mai obiwan!!
Satchee berry sweet goggee
Rockee berry bad goggee ( he nawt trained to nawt pull on leesh) but ai lubs tehm boff.
awww, pore satchi…
aifink wun tuxie an wun orinj be eggsalad combo *giglol*
tehy can effishuntlee get fur awn ebreefing taht will show no matter what colur it be!
ohyes
ain ai sez iz halloween all yeer at mai haus!
ohai blues
mai foot still owtchee an mai nee still all uglee, but ai surbibes teh fawl. Poor little wheelchare goggie fell on her chinnee but wuz okae, two. nao foot jus herts frum shobelling teh snow last night. ai takes dai orf to watch oscars wif mai frend connee an mai too kittees. we all lubs teh movees.
Hey, Dan. You up very late or very early? Mee, another uv dose nites where I can’t sleep…
little of both, I’ll prolly take a 3hr. nap and start the next show.
Morning, Dan!! wut b deh show tuday??
welcome back my frenz to the show that never ends….
*sigh* Slipknot is the headliner
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I am just SO thrilled.
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not
DAN!!! Ohai!
Slipknot was heer awn Valentine’s Day. Nawt a berry romantik show, I finkso.
Didya heer abowt my noos? Didya feel teh ominus shibber?
Huh? Huh? Huh huh?
I has an egg-sited, kin u tell?
Sounds like the triple-bill coming to the BOK Center here in Tulsa, OK – Slipknot with Coheed & Cambria and Trivium. None of whom I know anything about….
bubblez!! poppitypoppitypoppitypop!
♫ The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity…
I’m katroy! katroy! katroy! katroy! ♫
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ai wer a huge Styx fan butt (!) taht wuz teh straingest sawng!
Ohai Katroy! Naice tu meetcha! …Havn wee met sumwear befour?
aifinkso u must haz meh confuzed wif sum otter liddlol red grumpy hood kitteh
ai agree, iz strainj sawng, but (!) iz gud nuntehless!
*wanners around humming unner her bref*
*crowches daon an duz butt-wigglol-uv-doom an pownsis a bubblol*
*luks confuzzled when bubblol nawt tehre ennymoar*
sings in mennee part harmonees
“domo” *domo* “domo” *domo*
I fink he’s purring Japanese, ai really fink so…
fanks, bluesfan. Domo. :>
rofl! berree gut!!
O Johnnyface, serious eerwurm wif this wun!
Oh noes, not teh eerwurmz!
making Beeg batch of Oatmeal wif cinnomnom, maple surple and Brown Shugar… gotz lots ub it to share
Mmmmm! Dats a gooood hawt brekfurst awn a kold winter/spring day!!!
ooh – fankies!
just wat ai needs – ai hab coald paws an noase – porridj always helps to warm paws an noasis…
Mammmmmries awl aloooone in teh mooonlite, haz teh moon lawst hur mammmmry… ummm …
sawry…
*gibs africat puzzloled luk*
ai missing sumfing? happins awftin…
hi hi – dats otay
Ai learnt anudder version – a drinking version (an off tu the NB ai goes…)
Memmmmmmries – ai hab lost mai memmmmmmmmmmries – am ai a swede (not da bejetablol) or a finn……..
Memmmmmmries – ai hab lost ma memmmmmmmmmmmmries – ai hab hols in mai memmmmmmmmmmries – tinee litlol alkohoallllllllllllllss!
bottle baby eh?
um, choo feeline otay, africat?
>feels four hedd<
*pondurs what four heds mm be feeling… a four-hedded africat…?* ooooh, dots!
ai is feeline a bit giddee mai selfs wif all teh noms fur days b4 teh lent! ai fink ai goes in serch ob king cake..
fang kews fur teh nommee buns an pankakees!
okeedokee! ennyfing tu cure boredowtuvskull be gud!!!
heer, haz a sooper-syze catnip pillol!
Wen dat happns tu mai Tammy, shee runs arownd teh ruum, ober mee, sumtymes ober mai shoulders an all at tawp speed!!! Lucky nawt tu getz teh pointee end in mai eye oar sumfin.
AC, haow iz teh bebeh kitteh? Tammy gittin uzed tew havvin a sibling?
Te bebeh iz fain an HUNGRY! Shee eets laik a leedle caturpilor! Alas, noe, hur hi-ness iz still nawt happee. Ai may hav tu faind a nuvver hoam foar teh bebeh. Butt dat won bee eezy.
gib her tiem, befoar yu duz ennyfing drastik. sumtiems it taeks kittehs a lil whyle. her has nawt dun ennyfing reellee ebil, haz she?
nawt suprized bebbeh haz a hongree, be growing bebbeh aftur awl!!!
Noe nuffin reely ebil, jus hedbats teh bebbeh if shee getz cloase enuf. But ai trai tu prebent dat. As fur teh teenee tiny vacuum cleenur (ownlee cleens fud-bowls), ai jus lub dat golf-ball-belly!!! Itz sooo kewt!
*rigglols intu vet-assistint-stoodint scrubs*
problee wud be gud plan tu deworm hur
nawt want tu be ickee, so will spare yu teh detayls, but if her has rownd lil tummeh, it, um, myte be cause her momcat had wurms she passt awn, an taht can be hard awn a growing bebbeh. an if her haz flees, be berry eezy fur her tu gib tammy tehm tu.
*rigglols back owt uv scrubs*
tihs has been publik serbiss annownsmint
oooh, bubblols!
oh, an hedbatting no big deel. mai kittehs lubs eech uvver, an still hedbats happen sumtiems, just tu remind younger wuns whu be in charj, oar tu say, “iz enuff, bak awf nao!”
oh yeah…
Gummi has been wif us for 6 months now, and she still gets hedbatted… and ofteims, I has to say that she deserves it. She’s a littel trubblemaker someteims.
Dis noo babbeh is so yung tho Africat.. your Tammy may ‘dopt her as hur own babbeh. But it takes time.
Fanks Leeza! Letz hoap it wurks owt. Ai wudn want tu gib teh bebbeh away an Tammeh iz mai liddle gurl! So shees nawt goin annyware, God willing!
ai grees, gif em a chance!
mai too kittehbois still trai to off eech other an has been six yeers of tehm co habitaytin
boff still alive!
Fanks fur teh advyce an teh encouragemunt MM an PK!!!
ai agwee tew – gib dem more tyme…mai Unique kitteh still hab jellus sumtymes uf Tira kitteh, wii hab had Unique 2 1/2 yeers and Tira 6 monfs. Dey plai and plai and sleep togedder, den Unique sumtymes get teh grumpies and hisshissgrowlgrowl at Tira, and sumtymes she hiss at Tira wen Tira sits awn mai lap, but she nebber duz nefing tew hert Tira. uf korse, Tira still a bebeh (8 munfs owld) and ai fink she duz fings awn poipise tew annot Unique!
um…that wuz spozed tew be “ANNOY Unique” at teh end
My kitteh-fu is superior to yours
gud Jazz Handz, tu!!
*runs arown madlee gibing hugs*
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um… sowree… had sudden affekshunate attak…
Mii too mii too plz!
yu tu, uv corse! {{{{dk}}}}
oohh fankies!
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*wipes flour of P-Ks chin*
sorree bout dat – aim baking Fastelavn-buns!
O noze! Iz contaygus!!! ♥ ♥
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*fawls daown gaspin*
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maybee iz eezier tew haz….
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Ai lubs dis plaice!!! {{{{{group hug}}}}
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ohnoes, dont apopl…appo…be sawree PK! Fankies fer teh {{{}}} nuffinrongwig a sunnin afekshun attak! {{{{{eberywun heer naow}}}}} {{{{{newun nawt heer naow dat comes in layter}}}}}
ai haz a happytayl tewdai – last weekweekweekend a frenfrum ohai skool cawled mii – wii habnt seen eech otter in 27 yeers…and ai iz meeting her fer lunch in a liddle wiles!! happyhappyhappytayl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
epic lol
is epic
**comes in, wrapped in blankee an shibberin**
WHO let Winter come bak?
Dere’s sno onna grown an iz COLD heer dis moarnin!
points upfread atta groop hug an pownsis red*
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come sit daon, haz coffee, an mebbe nennepus has fastelavn buns left, tehy be nommy!
**eers perk up**
Coffee?
Oh, coffee sownz gud rite nao! An brekkie iz reddy? DK nawt eet it awl yet?
Lemme at it!
oh – ai du – its a majikplayt – neberebberempties!
*fetches playt frum up de tred*
Here u go Red – sweet wheat buns filled wif cream and jam! purrrfekt foar coald winter moarning along wif coffee…
Oh, fankyoo, nennepus!
Dey luuk delishus.
Iz teh fyre bilded? I finkso I mite eet neer it.
it is – an deres a soft cheezeland blankie in de reclinerchair near it…
Ooooh, wunnermus!
**sits in chayre, wraps up in cheezland blankee**
Dees cheezland blankees are SO much warmer tehn wat I has!
O, dat sownds soo lubbly|! Nennepus, yu shud open an Inn heer in cheezland!
O dat wud bee sew nyce! awl teh cheezpeeps an tehyre furrie, feddery er finny frends, sittin in frunt uv teh fyre, laffin, tawkin an shairin hawt drinkies an noms!
omg im laffin for 15 min and i dunno why really
Y nawt? Laff an enjoi!!! (laik yur naim by teh way)
tank u good sir/madam
i will laff n laff (still i laff and still i dunno why – maybe because dis pic is sooo funeh)
That cat is doing the robot! This is lolsome.
Technically… domo arigato, neko robotto!
Domo Alley Cato?
Teh hows wil du crazee fings to u…
BUBLOLZ!!!
*tyt grip awn trejoor chest*
Mah bublolz.
Kittehs rnt ment tu b contaynd n a bawks.
ewww! bubbles!! =D
Domo Arigato kitteh robotoh xD xD lolz
Big kudos for the Futurama reference!
LOL OMG i laffd sooooooooooo hard at dis 1!!!
ahahahahahahha this is funnier because gato is spanish for cat = ariGATO lmao
bubbels!!! ooooo!!! *pop pop pop* *tiny bubbly screaming*
fitness men
Me and my friend Jovet LOVE this picture and we are HUGE fans of LOLcats! I hope that everyone in the world knows about icanhascheezburger.com!
Dey say it takes a village to raise a child, heer in cheezland it taiks a hole myffikal cowntry tu raise a kitteh!!!
Ai iz a berry lucky kitteh-daddeh! Fanks fur all teh enkouragemunts!