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Pipin hawt!
Conga ratz, anni, onna leedin da free wai ty!
Dis beh yr SPLORT Warning: Lebel Elebentee! Dis is NAWT a DRILL… NAWT eben a Ten Drill!
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Plz tew beh shur tew b3h warin yr CHRG for protexuns!
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Dis is NAWT a Drill! Yew is Warnd!
what r “CHRG”?
Chikken Hedd Rubbur Glubb!
Hai, Historee Maykr
CHRG iz
Chikkun Hedd Rubburr
Glubb. Protekkz ur braynz wen
kewt Kittehz cawss ‘Sploart!z
‘Sploart!z happenz wenn
kewt Kitteh cawzz Heddz 2
ekksploadz messilee
CHRGz helddz
in playss wiff Dukk Tayp oarz wiff
sturdee Bunjee Coardz
Habz lawtza ekkstra
CHRGz 2 ree~stawkz
t3h noo CCC!!!
Jack.
*Splort!*
tew late!
Serch “popples” and yu can see teh rijinul post wher it was invented bt Gayla34 – Ah, gayla34; tohse wer teh dais…..
*Ambercat gose orf into a lidl dreem werld*
Thx everbody 4 splanin da CHRG.
I go get 1 now.
works in hospatal we has lots
Thx everbody 4 splanin da CHRG.
I go get 1 now.
works in hospatal we has lots
Now can keep mi brains where dey belong
iz gud ideeya tu ware wun if yu iz heer much
sum peeps has teh hai-er oar lo-er tolrance fur teh kyoot, oar teh spesifik fings taht be triggurs (pinkee kitteh toepads fur egg sample) but since yu nebber know what coming next, iz profyl… prophil… purrtekshun
awlso, welcomes!!!!!
U gibbed me this eerwurm. Ai haz tu shaer it naow.
Once upon a time, there was a tavern (Cheez)
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours,
Think of all the great things we would do
Those were the days, my friend
We thought they’d never end
We’d sing and dance forever and a day
We’d live the life we’d choose
We’d fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
LOlz da lef 1 loks lyk it iz very mad at middl kitteh.
ohai, annipuss! yu iz teh *fassssst*!!! doan wurri, ai’z allwuss teh happeetayl wen ai haz teh nawt-sekkund, eben undur yurr nawt-sekund. (akshulee, ai haz teh happee evun iph ai doan’t gettting teh nawt-sekkind, aifinkso!)
Ohai, Anni!
I gots ur postcard 2day! Fanks!
Ohai rhsb, did yew see mai commint at teh ind ov teh lasd picshor fred?
Yesh, I did. I responded to it.
Dat wuz kwikk! ai fink Ai ownlee maild it awn Mundai.
Kan Ai getz an oarder uv tortoiseilla chipz an a smal croak wiv taht pliz?
Teh iz dorable kittehs. Canz sumwun be tellin meh Y teh’re rapped up? IRL, as it were?
*puts awn teh va stoodint scrubs*
ai finking tehy is orphins oar sick, an need tu be kept warm, oar tehy iz being taked sumwhair in cowld wevver. but ai gessing frum nawt enuff info.
*chanjis back tu reglar clothings*
hoald teh salsa!
Ai wil tayk yur salsa. Xtra hawt, pliz.
Extra fuzzy, pleaz
want! WAANT!! WAAAANNNNTT!!! aaaoww, tehy toou *kyewt*!!! ai’z hoalding teh CHRG tite tite tite. Musst. Nawt. SPPLLLOOORrrrrr… Wheww. Ai’z coughting it juss intaym…
*runs in an raps raynbow dukkytaype arown an arown calicocoa’s chrg fur eggstra purrtekshun*
yu can holding roll whyle ai cuts tihs? wun-handed be teh pleh… otay, fankies. ai hope taht be sum halp!
It’z noe gud tryin tu fyte it. SPLORT happunz — eggspeshulii awn ICHC. Yu shud knoe taht bai naow!!! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
noms inna blankee!
Snorgles inna blankee, yew mean? Surelee yew wud not nom these Kuties!
dere snorggle beh da nummy, ai beh shur ub eet!
Iz okai. Hur jus noms teh eers adn nawt wif teh teefs.
iz troo, dey iz kyuut enuff tew nom awn dose leetle eerss…..oooh noee…..
Ai nomz teh taylz, tu. But onlii softlii, wivaowt teefs.
Tew KEYOOOT!
Tehre wer 3 in teh bed an teh lidl wun sed, “Rollober! Rollober!”
yu gibs me eerwurm!
an ai nawt can rmembur teh rest!
aaargh!
*runs awf tu luk it up*
Dey awl rolld ober an wun falled owt….
Gud wun, ambercat! Butt nao ai haz teh eerwurm!
So tehy awl rolledober an wun fell owt
As he hit teh grownd he gabe a showt
Ob
“Plees amember to ty a gnot in yur jemimas;
Singul beds R oenlee maed for…”
Wun, two in teh bed…
An teh odder wun sayed…
A Cheezfriend named CATastrofeh also remembered this tune a while back– see aitch tee tee pee://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2436152
OH NO whar iz mai CHRG adn teh HGG-TEs! Ai nawt purrpaired.
SPLOOOoooOOORT
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures WRr will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on WRr*
*carefullee lifts up WRr, wrapps WRr inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, WRr here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Fank U BDM.
*sips sip nom *
iz gud.
ohai did U getz Ur teaching assignments?
Yesh, ai hab just kormpleeted week week week tew ub mah twelbe week week week assigmmt. Iz da awesum and full ub win sins mah cooperating teachifyer is berry nis and gud and insytful…
Pleez to nawt nom teh kittehs!
Butt..butt teh littlol pinkee nozes is so nommy!!
Ohai WRr! Dew we had tu hab a consurt four dis cawse? NO NOMMIN KITTEHS! Dis is reberse diskirmuhnayshun!
Ohai WRr! Dew we had tu hab a consurt four dis cawse? NO NOMMIN KITTEHS! Dis is reberse diskirmuhnayshun!
Odeer, ai iz habbin dubblol vishun! An ai nawt eben started drinkin!
Mebbe datz teh problum!
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An we duzzint nom teh kittehs as in “kunsooming” dem — we jus nibblols on teh eerz a liddul … wiffowt teefs. *gigglol*
Nawt eben teh littlol eer noms mai kittehs uzed tu liek?
Like Dennis Leary said, screw them, they taste good! We only save the cute ones!
3 babushka kittehs frum deh old country!
In Soviet Rushuh, the bbabushkas wrap up in kittehs!
when we wuz liddel we no had heatz
an we used kittehs to keep warm?
An we wuz glad tu hab dem!
Ai mus hav sum rushin in mii kawz ai lurvez tudu taht.
Dangit — distrakted by werk, so ai mist bein ennywhere neer nawt sekkund… AND ai furgettid mah CHRG.
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*KKKKAAAAASSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOORRRRTTTT!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!*
…
*thud*
…
Ow. Dat hurted.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies, annipus. U saevded meh!
*sips hawt choklit*
*nibblols choklit possum*
aaaaaah
Oh noes!
heer comes de CCC
*sweepitysweepty all de braynes into a pyle*
*rinses de braynes wif cheery flabored water*
*playcz de braynes bak in de cranium*
*puts on nu chrg adn wrappitywrappity wif bryt pink ducky tape*
*hands nightshayde a chokklit possum adn a cup ob hot koko*
*tuks NS into chayre under a cheezpeep blankie*
there all beddur now?
Oooh – dubbul reskyew! Ai feelz teh lub.
Fankies, nyghtwind!
welkom.
*putz on da xtra strength CHRG just in time*
pleez, may i hav a dubble order
Oooohhh…I nawt feline so gud….
**beeg floofy kitteh curls up awn bed an cubbers fayse wif tayle**
Wutz teh maddur, red? Izzit ur gallbladdur?
Nope, nawt gallbladder.
I finkso I’m gettin UTI, plus lunsch iz nawt bein nyse to me.
Datz nawt a gud combinayshun.
*jentlee hugs rhsb*
No iz nawt.
Fanks, NS.
**takes awf werk clothes**
**puts awn comfee swetshirt, flannlol pajamma pantz an floofy socks**
Now I iz teh comfee!
ooooh, red…. tu much eggsitemints can be ruff awn teh myoon systim
*tuks in jentlee*
if yu getting uti, plz tu seeing dr tinycat, otay?
Fanks, p-k.
Yesh, ifn I get UTI, I definitelee be callin Dr TinyCat!
**gets bottlol of wadder owt an starts drinkin it**
Nawt lyk teh cranberree joos. Enny gud alturnatibs?
applol joos?
beer?
um, gets teh cranberry suppul-mints, lyk tihs?
jamiesonvitamins.com/en/products/supplements_details.aspx?GroupID=53&UPCCode=2163
tehn yu nawt taste, an yu can still drinking lawts uv watters?
aifinkso is nuffing else taht duz what teh cranberries duz… iz a shaem, cause ai nawt lyk teh cranberry joos eever
I has one but u mite not leik it!
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Teh reason teh cranberrie be gud is because uv its high alkali content. Sew, if u wanted to, u cud mix a teespoon of baking soda in water, and get teh same effect. altho it tastes pleh.. and I liek cranberry joose, so I’d just stik with that myself…
Suppozdly there’s something in the cranberry joos taht helpz keep the bacteria from stickin to bladder liningz–not just a question of alkali/acid; aifinkso bakin soda might not do the same trick. The cranberry majik doesn’t kill the germz but makes ‘em feel less welcom to stay. Or such is the claim, anyway. Your mileage mai vary. Better to have dr. TinyCat check urine, probly, yesno?–
Mai mawmcat lieks teh rose hip tees.
mebbe a cawsmohpawlitun? aifink it haz teh cranberree joos wif teh *gud* stuf!
Cranberree joos, noseboddee lyks (cept in drinkees). But iz teh gud fur UTI. Dere is a fing dat iz lyk tootsee rowls dat has teh cranberree stuff in, but dats teh onlee fing.
Drink lawts ov waddur, butt nawt bottled if it sayz ‘added mineruls.’ Dasani speshully haz lawts ov salt.
Cranberree akshalee wurks, but yew need to hab eberreee day, so says dokktur.
Nawt a doktor, but mai Dad haz teh bladdur cansir, sew ai haz dun lawts of reesurch intew dis.
Mebbe erlee-ebenin snorgle wif Lucky halp?
**heds to NB, luukin foar Lucky**
ohai red,
did u see teh song I left fur u this morning?
Itz noe gud unles itz wif tayle.
***SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT***
splorts all ober de playce!
*sweepity up all de braynes into a beeg pyle*
*rinses de braynes in cheey flabored water*
*puts braynes bak into de hedbox*
*wrappity wif much dukky taype(aqua) adn puts on a nu chrg*
*tuks longcat into xtrylong chayre wif a cheezpeep blankie*
heer-hab sum hawt chokklit and a chokklit clober
om nom nom nom nom
chokklits…
thar nots mush braynes left ta beginings wif
tis twue
they shuld sell cheezmap blankiez…i wuld sooo by wun!
whai duz ai suddenlee has a kraveeng fore katchup an BBQ sawse?
Middl purrito luks liek him has teh extra cheez!!1
Waytless bawllz ubz fluff
awll rapped up nyss andz wawrm amz
reddee 4 dayr Napz
Jack habz cawlldz in t3h
hewjj, gynoarmuss Ayr Drawpz wiff
ekkstra CCCz
Purr~ee~toez nawtz 4
mommeeng! Dayz 4 huggeeengz andz
skweezeengz andz naymdz ‘Jorjj’!!!
Jack.
yay jack! *clappity clappity*
ohai prysmaK! glad yew iz teh back!
*giglol* ichc will nebber be rid uv me!!
OHHHHHH NOOOOOO! SPLORT! did nawt cee teh warming soon enuf….. HALP!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite bloo duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on catslave*
*carefullee lifts up catslave, wrapps catslave inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, catslave, here beh sum hawt kokomo an nummy sinominimininininin breds, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Kan ai getz in awn tihs tu? An cud thair bii sum uv thoaz chawklit braowniiz added tu teh tharapii? Ai am feelin faynt. *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
*heddesk*
Ohai, catslave:
Fyndz ‘Bray~Nee~Akk~ Vakk’
and cleenz up t3h mess. Poarz braynz
bakk wayr dayz beelawngz
Buddurr~Fly~Bandz Aydz
maykz luuk awll nyss andz prittee
2 CHRG
U wantz Dukk Taypz oarz
Bunjee Coardz? Rappz Bunjee Coardz
up in nyss prittee bow
U needz Blankitt? Habz
hawt Urll Gray oarz Red Zingurr
Tee inz Thurmussez
Awllso habz nommee
Froazinn Milkee Wayz oarz sum
Awllmund Hurshee Bawrz
Cawllz in MeddeVakk
4 catslave. Habz Prinsess Mu’z
gawrden awllz setz up
Jack.
Wow – ai iz teh imprest, Jack! Itz niec to seein u hangin arownd ravver den jus maykin a fantastik poem & going away.
Jack? I know you do not know me but I know you!!!!!! I cant believe I can see you again! See ya at school
(D) OMG! LOL
CheezWebMaster, bettuhr kawl Dr. Tinycat wiv teh krash kart, stat. Awl uv us hav splorted an tehr iz noe hoap uv r rekuverii wivaowt Dr. Tinycat.
Alsew, thair shud bii a purrito warnin befoar yu allaow theez purrito lols. Ya think???
Careful! That orange middle purrito will give you food poisoning!
neone no wha happenz tu cute oberlobe dot com?
teh wun awn teh left and teh wun in teh middlol are smiling – haow kyoot! and teh wun awn teh rite iz luuking askance at teh otter two…ai wunder why?!
Aifinkso himz wunnerin why himz bruddurs did nawt share the stuff dat mayde dem smile!
maibe…nip?
Oh mah goodness. Three little skwishy babees.
I can’t take it.
~Splort~
Onose D.R. splorted!
**sweepeey up all de braynes inna beeg pyle*
*rinses de braynes in, um, berry-sintid bullbolee waddur**
*puts braynes bak in da hedbone**
*putz tawp of hed bak awn**
**puts awn CHRG (wif pikshurs ov mardi-graw beeds)**
**wrap wif dukky taype (gowldun culur)
*Wrapz D.R in cheezpeep blankie*
**Leeds D.R. to recubbery rum**
**Sitz D.R. in comfee reeklynur and gib hawt chawklit an sordid noms**
Yew OK, D.R.?
Yes. Whew. Thanks.
So Cute!!
SAKURA!!!!! kewl naem!! mien iz simaler!
Waitur!!!! Iz nawt wut ai ordurred. Ai ordurred me a mess of barbee-Q-ed roadrunner!!
oh crap… they’re all poisoned… -mega splort-
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop, heer cums teh CCC!
sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
rinse rinse wif sparklee wadder wif a hint uv rasberrie
tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
snap taype teh CHRG awn wif ducky taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
wrap wrap u inna floofy cheezfrends map blankie
serve trai uv hawt chokklit, nyce fresh cawfee er tee an sordid pastrees
hands ober teensy stoofed manatee fer u tew cuddlez.
Dere, jus rest a minit an u shud bee gud az noo!
What’s CCC?
What’s CHRG?
What’s splort????
Iz a n00b n needz srs help wif dis interwebs site.
Splort!
Sew kyoot
cute kittehs now i want a chezzburger 4 some reson
I love it. Cute, cute kitties.
I iz lolololololoolo in nao. dis rly funi
dose r da kewtest purritos eye has evah seen! i kood just eet dem up!
Babooshka katz…………whur’d yu go??? < (
CAN I EATZ YOU?
I NEEDS teh kitteh hat PTTERNZ!!!!!!!
Yesh, I wud liek wun 2 go plz. Du dey come een cheezburger flayver?
yumzy. *nom nom*
Does anybody ever post a comment that has something to do with the pic anymore? btw those cats r pretty cute…..
*steeelz purritoz
All from da Taco Aizen amirite?
Day does good tacos n stuff.
Hahahahahhaha! i took datz picture……………………………………………
jk!
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man, its cute but these idiots commenting need to learn how to spell-its not cute when idiots do it, the website should do it
OMG! I was just thinking the same damn thing. Comments don’t need to be in ‘retarded’.
Ugh, I totally agree. I can’t even read the comments on here anymore.
hi i am soooooo cool and that pic is sooooo sweet and cute yo yo yo yo whats up man
*sniff* Smells delicious… *nom nom*
ha ha ha nice!!
i luv this pic. it is sooooooo cute. in gonna add it to my facebook right now!!!
thanks for that.
Aww. Three Purritos to go, to cute!
these look like my litter. v cute
hehe
da reeturn uf bereeto cat