By day,
By day, she was Hello Kitty By night, she dropped the “o”
kittehs nawt a fan of wearing a kitteh costoom.
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Let them eat caek!
Ai iz teh faymusss!!!!
Uv korse u iz.
cc terns intew bc?
Nawt ebil – jus nawtee, aifink.
O, kitteh! ’scuse me! U dropped ur “o”!
U kin keep it fur rite nao. Ai duzzint need it until tomorrow.
*Puts “o” in dollar sine bag, runsawayfast*
*hollers at teh runninkitteh*
U duzzint hasta run — u kin play wif dat until tomorrow. Ai jus need it den…
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Wayt … iz u plannin to keep mah “o?”
Finders keepers, lsers weepers.
*narrwz eyez at LCB*
**runz in an putz rinklol creem awn nightshayde**
Better just use teh “antiwrinkll” creem insted.
*giggll*
**eyez git larj** Onose, yew rite lcb!
**runz to wipe awf rinklol creem**
**reeliziz nawt scene LCB in a lawng time**
**stops to gib LCB hugs and greetun**
Ohai LCB, ai nawt seen yew inna lawng time! Hao arya? {{{{LCB}}}
**rememburs nightshayde**
Seaya laddur LCB!!
**runs in an appliez NATIwrinkll creem to NS**
**sitz down fur a drink**
*goes to return hug to parro thead, ends up embracing empty air*
*airhug* ?
No, thx. Just had one.
LOL!
Don’t u mean “LL!”?
Dn’t ai mean “LL!”?
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U is teh one whut losted ur “o”, not me!
U kin akshullee keepin it awl weekend — until Tuesday if u wantz. Ai nawt needin it until den.
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Dun wif werk & itz tiem fur skrapbuuking! Ebbreewun haz a niec weekend!!!
**returnz an gibs LCB tew huggs, tew mayke up fur air hugz**
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**gibs LCB sparklee fings**
**putz shiny fings in pokkit**
*has a happy*
…an sum shiny fingz.
**iz happee LCB haz a happee** Ai haz mist yew, LCB!
**beekbonks LCB**
**gibs nightshayde sum shiny fings**
Happyness = shiny things
Nose, Nose, Happyness = happy frens! (an shiny fings)
i thot happy ness wuz a warm puppy.
purring kitteh
warm blankee
ur own purrsonal YNG
Happyness is a many splorted thing.
happehness = habing awsum frenz an purring kittehs an shiny fings
Discubbering yoo can goes upstares on ur bum an sleep in ur own bed!
4.5K did Uz getz results of deh tests U wuz habing
earlier dis week?
yay fur DK fur getting tu sleep in own bed!!!
we can haz bideo uv yu going up teh stayrs?
*watches video, has fun fast-forwarding and re-winding*
Bump, baby, bump!
**yoinks!! video**
**putz awn e-bay**
**kulleks munnies**
Ohai guize! Bideo, eh? ‘Twud has to be fur America’s Funniest Bideos! Adn when ai gets to top of stares, ai crawl crawl on hans n nees to mai bedrum, den ai pulls maiselb up bai holding on to tew doornobs, den ai hop hop hop and plumpff! on mai bum on mai bed! Eesy peesy!
Todai ai haded mai cast taken orf and teh staples remobed – OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!!! Den a niec new liter cast put on. Ebreefing heeling gud.
No test results yet; ai keeping ebreefing crost adn feeling awl teh lubbing enerjee kumming mai wai.
{{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
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Happeeeniss = 4point5kittehs heeling gud!
*giglol* wud be big seller, aifinkso!
but ai haz such a happeh fur yu taht yu iz heeling gud! ai keeps sending yu teh gud enerjees, an keep ebreefing crosst fur yur test results!
ai sowree bowt teh owees
{{{{{{DK}}}}}}
anom, ph!!!!
Fanks so much, guize. Ai reelee ‘presheeates it.
**duz teh bump wif LCB**
Ai say bumpin iz teh laytist
Bumpin booogy iz teh graytist
Ai say BUMP
An boogie
Nao Nao Nao
BUMP
an Boogie…….odotz!
Careful! Last time I dids teh Bump, I on accident bumped Melissa into a haunted TV:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/27/funny-pictures-theyre-heeeeere/
(repeat, so that u guise doesn’t has to wait for teh link)
Careful! Last time I dids teh Bump, I on accident bumped Melissa into a haunted TV:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/27/funny-pictures-theyre-heeeeere/
Ohai alla cheezpeeps. Dis be off topic. Ai haz a sad. Todai Socks, da First Kitteh, has gone ober da bridje and is inna Princess Mu meadow. Him wuz 20 years old adn hadda a bery gud life. (it be on CNN front page)
{{{{{Socks}}}}}
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{{{{{Clinton Famblee}}}}}
Socks didden liv wif teh Clintons annymoar, tho. He livd wif Prez Clinton’s formar sekreterry, Betty Currie. Iz allsad, but he’z not hurtin nomoar.
Oooh — ai diddint noe dat. Well – den {{{{{Betty Currie}}}}}
Pore Socks.
Yes, it is a sad. Did yew kno that Breyer, who makes the plaztik horsies, made a plastic kieeh Socks? I got offered wun fer five munnies last week….
Humm. THat shud be kitteh SOcks. My fingers is borked todai. I accidenterly stapled wun.
I know how much that hurts. I accidenterly Office Depoted one of mines oncet.
Hao did yew do THAT?
Would u bleev… store brand staples?
Dey is sorta shiny, but I has learned to watch owt fer their pointy ends!
I haz teh staypul-relaytid injurees awl teh tiem at my werk!
I eben curse my staplolur. Iz a cheep $@$# peece of #$@$~!!!!
whut does U do, fite with it?
Yup, awl teh tyem.
angry young woman has an angry!
Fank CC hur nawt hazza gun!
Butt, I knoes an werk wif thoze who DO!
**ebil grin**
Did you give it a nasty 3-hole punch?
No, butt awn menny okayshuns, I has threatened to frow it owt teh windo!
you can frow it at stoopy co-wurker? er, aksidentlee, uv corse…
kill tu burds wif wun stoan, so tu speek…
ooopz it slipped..must bii dat new designer loshun i byed wid awl mine new munniz
Hmmm….. **strokes chin thotfullee** ……dis cud werk mebbe.
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No, it nawt hevvy enuf to do damidj.
uz need tu find da owld skool stapler…ooooh i thinkz i haz wun..made of metal an very heavi
u need tu get a buuk fur da office suppliz an luk fur tha INDUSTRIAL stapler
okay…..puter iz messing wif mii…sorri
oooh hunee iz just logged own..i is soooo sorri fur yu. i haz da empathiez az du manii peepz heer. mine hartz iz crying fur u an soo are mine I’z. {{{{onleekitteh}}}} {{{{socks}}}} i sooo sorriz fur yuz, but know that u can alwayz see yur luved one at the Princess Mu Meadow and yur wunderful Socks is playing wif the uther wunderful bebbehz there
ohhh crap!!! i nawt reeded dat rite… i read it as yur kitteh had crossed da bridge…tuday…shame on mii fur nawt payin moore attenshin..butt {{sockz}} anyhoo…i feel soo stupi
Not feel stoopy fer having the feelings. Wuz nice uf yew. I finks Socks is inna Mu meadow and we shud alwl meow a few greetings. Dat is so old fer a cat!
yess it iz her libed a bery long life an wun of a bit of luxury i wuld think..oooh how am i kiddin..i finkz all da kittehz on dis site libz da life ub luxuri
the kittehz that iz nawt nesiserily da humanz
Dats okai 3KM. Ai hadda kitteh dat wuz 20 years old, crossed da bridje bout 8 years ago. Himz naem wuz “Tuff Guy” adn was small floofy kitteh. Him hadda bery tuff nawt-sekund six munths of leif be4 he adopted us. Much lubed he wuz.
Dis maeks meh realize mah Timmy wud luk byootimus in a Hello Kitteh kostyoom.
Pleez to nawt dress teh kittehs!
kin wii pantz deh kittehz??
If ur kitteh pantz then he is teh tired.
oar teh tu hawt
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but mai kittehs be shur, tehy iz teh wuns whu ware teh pantz in owr howsehold
Then whut does u and ur BF ware?
Wait, wait. Don’t answer. i don’t wanna know.
I fink wii haz kum full sir kull bak tu deh dresses.
:snerk:
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iz tiem fur me tu hed fur bed, aifinkso
see yu tumorro! haz teh gud dreems, ebreewun!
G’nite {{{{P-K}}}}}
It’s Basement Cat’s girlfriend!
I fink I mite haff dated diss Kitteh at sum poynt.
i fink i mite haff *binn* dis kitteh at sum poynt…
*snerk*
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Ai rezembul dat remark!
dat poor kitteh
iz dat sum kwreul an unsually puneishments?
whar r Kitteh Kops whan we needz dem?
Ai awlais gnu nightshayde hadda wyld syde!
*nod nod*
Itz Nightshayde – teh Collij Yeerz, aifinkso!
I did too.
I nawt kno hur wuz sew beyootiful, tho!
**Iz ebarassed to be arown such byootimus peeps**
**beekbats rhsb**
*deesydes dats nawt enuff**
**smaks rhsb upside hed (gintlee, wif luv)**
Yew stoopy, yew are teh byootimus too! Go buy a mirrur!
I nawt byin mirrur. I end up brakin dem awl. U finkso I maded of munnies?
Yur cowurkur told me yew mayde ov munnies! Ai wuz waytun fur mai prezzie!
**swats ph**
I NAWT maded of munnies! Stoopy co-worker iz stoopy, an iz in desperit need of a beyotch-slapp!
**ducks teh swat**
**wispurs** Ai cud hep yew owt dere, aiz deffa-nuttley teh beyotch an ai kin slapp! Aks eneewun!
**speeks lowdlee** Ai am shore yur co-worker meant no harm! Pleez mayntayn yur daykorum!
**stiks tong owt at ph**
Ppppbbfffttt!!!!
**smylols biglee at rhsb** Datz mai gurl! Letz go pardee! Wunner if Cheez iz opun?
ooooh pleez can i helpz? pleeez pleeez pleeez i fink mine hormonez mite bii akting up…want tu slap stoopi human
*skuintz iz at hubbi* hmmm,,nope can i slap da stupi co wurker..i haz sum bailz monniez
Be my gest, 3km!
Hur iz teh liddlol skinee wun wif teh GRATE BEEG mouf!
oooooh i thinkz i nowz her minionz
Ai fink ai wurk wif hur twin!
Ai’m so happitayl tu noze dat daykorum iz being maentaned wifowt me teling yu awl da tiem. Kerree awn.
Skaree…by dae, “Hello Kitty.” Bai nite, Ai wud sae…”Goodbye Kitteh.”
Gess wat’s awn tee-vee tonite – Steel Magnolias!
Dat moovie is fulla awsum an win. My BFF an I ackt lyk Weezer an Claree.
I nawt teh crazee M’lynn.
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I jes been in a berry bad mood foar elebenty yeers!
Pore Sammy’z sew cornfyoosed. Him nawt kno wether to skratch hiz watch oar wynd himz butt!
Heh! I is on FB, trading quotes from this movie wif a fren and one of her frenz! One of them just used this quote.
My BFF an I kwote it awl teh tyem!
Foar my 40th birfday, hur gibbed me a pikshur of us wen wii wuz in jr ohai skool, an hur roted a kapshun, “U knoes I lubs ya moar tehn my luggidj!”
Iz u drinkin ised tee, LCB? Iz teh howse wyne of teh Souf!
i thot bourbon waz da howse wine of da souf
Datz howse wyne of Kentucky.
Didyoo heer my noos? I iz singlol now!
letz awl hav da drinkz ub da souf!!!! BOURBONZ FUR AWL!!! need a gud shot after the day
CONGA RATZ, RHSB
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*JYANT SCHMOOS!!!!1!!*
Azza wummin ov da souf, ai kin kunfurm, yew are rite! ***luks arown fur branshwaddur**
Now, in teh Low Budget Theatre version, it would be called “Tinfoil Carnations”. Shelby would has a slight headache.
…an teh carnations wud be teh faek.
Hay! I lykes carnayshuns. Iz wun of my fabrit fleurs.
Altho, fake carnayshuns I mite nawt be ablol to kill.
I nawt has teh green thum. I has teh thum o’ deth wen it comes to growin stuffs.
And Weezer’s dog would be a stuffed sock monkey.
An (wuteber DollyParton’s kaructur’s nayme is) wud hab liddlol…..um….um….wud be unner-endowed!
And instead of havening all teh action revolve around major holidays, it would be on teh minor ones, like Arbor Day and St. Swithin’s Day.
LCB… yew turnin meh intew a dux… I keep qwacking up!
Sno~bawll Kitteh duz
nawtz wantz play Dress~Uppz! Prittee
enuff awllreddee!!!
Liddill Hewminz duz
sillee feengz. Dayz awllso maykz
mommee Cheezburgrz!
Liddill Prittee Wun
lykes 2 dress upz Kitteh 4
kwyitt Tee Pawrteez
Mebbee Kitteh goez
2 Tee Pawrtee. Knoez dayr beez
Nom Nom Bawkz 2nyte!!!
Jack.
**putz awn tee-ar-o-ell-ell mask** Ew, stinkee! **hollds nose**
Duz dis kitteh hab berry shoret eers?
**Frows mask inna garbij**
Datz y aifink it wud werk so well on mah Timmy. He haz no eerz (pics in mah profyle).
Ooh, Timmy IZ purty! So floofy, too!
Who iz teh floofy orinj an whyte wun, wif teh goggie-bone tag?
Plz to gibs dem awl snorgles an skritches frum dere auntee rhsb, ‘k?
Will do! Teh floofee orinj boy iz mah Skimble. Tyler iz akshullee teh floofee CC. Timmy iz teh short-hair CC.
Dusty iz teh grey & wite liddul gurlkat dat keeps teh boikats in lien.
Squeak iz teh creem-kulur floofee & Spot iz teh creem-kulur shorthair.
wat did u dew wif Timmyz earz?
**shockyfais** Yeah, wut? **Luks in NS’s freezur**
Timmy & Tyler wuz teh neglekted befoar we gotted dem. Dey had eer mites rillee rillee bad & skritched der own eerz orf — boaf kittehs.
**hazza im-bear-ussed ** Ai do nawt eben nose wut tew sai, NS. Ai haz a sew sad! Butt awlsew a happee yew hab dem an lubs dem!
OMCC nooooooo… i iz soooo sorri fur dat..oh mine hart iz breaking awl obber da plase…sooo sorri
OOOO NS heez sew prittee! Heez gonna mayke me **SPLORT**
*appliez anudder layer uv dukee tayp to PH’s CHRG*
Ofanks nightshayde! Dat wuz close!
Sew, tell me, hoo did yew pay tew git yur foe-toe awn teh frunt payge? Teh beeg cheez?
TMZ *runsaway*
**cha-siz NS** Dew nawt run awy, NS! Awl teh sella-braytees dew it!
*gigglol*
itz bii o hewl kitti winz shi getz diz katstumb owf
OMG Nightshayde is on deh frunt pg!
Hurz faymus!
but herz looks slightly annoyed
Hur wantz it tu be tyme to luuz teh “o.”
**whispurrs** I thotso it wuz hur nermal luuk.
No, yew sillee, dats parrothed’s nermal luuk! Nightshayde iz teh sweet kitteh! Parrothead and rhsb iz the slitely ebil wuns!
OK — if yew wants to beleev dat …
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Well – ai iz teh sweet kitteh nao. Ai gotted teh wildness owt uv mah system in collij & teh fyoo yeerz aftur collij.
I kno I iz teh ebil. I’m Ebil Maus’ orijinal Minyun.
I wuz eben tolded I kin do an ebil cakklol.
I wud offur to do it heer, but sumfin wud get lost inna translayshun, I finkso.
Ai kin do dat azwell. Ai wuz born on the Hallolween — ai kin do awsum witchy cakkul.
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Nite nite, cheezfrends!!!
Nite, NS!
Kin I has ur atow….aughto…..sine ur nayme befoar u go?
nite, ns! sweet dreems!
schweet dreems NS!
Hay guies! Teh orijinal Revenj of Teh Nurds iz comin awn TVLand!
OMCC! Anthony Edwards wif hare.
Guies, I’m chillin (an nawt in gud way), so I finkso I’m gonna crawl unner teh cubbers an watch teh Nerds moovie.
I prolly see y’all sumtyem 2morro.
Gudniyte mai gnulee singlol fren! Ai lubs yew an iz happe fur yew! An iz okee dough-kee if yew haz micksed eemoshuns rite nao. An bai teh wai, ai (hoao too sai dis? ) ess-yew-sea-kay at bean a kwittin buddee.
Gonna try agin tumarra.
nyte, red! haz awsum dreems!!! {{{{{red}}}}}
nity nite rhsb…hoping u feel better…have sum tea ob da souf an cubber up reel tite and sweat it awl out..
Nite Nite Cheezpeeps! If ai hazzunt sayed it beefoar, ai lubs yew guise! Do nawt nose wut ai did wif my stress beefoar, wifowt yew! Fanks!
♥
Kittah iz nawt fur me. A mite too stuffy.
Question fur awl:
Iz nu here. How do you put up yur own avatar pikture? Ai so nawt laikes the green sharpie thingy they givz me. Ai uploaded a fancy pikture in mai dashboard but it nawt show up in avatar. Please help this poor coyote. (BTW: Iz nawt eet cute lil kittahs. Ai eets roadrunners whenevers ai can catchez them.)
Ohai coyoteman! Welkom!! Iffen u luuk up bout midwai uv this thred u wil see a commint by cweenmj. clik awn hur bloo naim an u goe tew teh cheeztown cryer,wen u gits dere up tawp u seez a tab taht sez ICHC helpers, clik it an u gits awl kinds uv info taht iz ful uv awesum an win! u cahn see how to haz a abatar anna bloo naim sew wii cahn askin u tew bee frends an awl kindz uv stoof!! Kay? Haz fun an agin welkom!
It worked!!!! Tankz so much bloosfan!!! Also yu iz my fiend now tu.
Oooh! If I ever get a kitty, I want to dress him up like Hello Kitty too. It’s too cute.
maid me laaf like mad
That’s torture! Poor kitteh.
Very beautiful, looks up the plush doll, amazing what they do with animals, they do seem to own the piece.
Big hugs
I feel sorry for that cat, if I got into that I would claw my owners eyes out!
Better than dropping the “ell.”
A real life Hell0 kitteh
I thin this looks like Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter……..
also dangly things and strings
oopz shuld hav ben up there