Does dis maek my butt look big?
husband kitteh sayz everfing looks gud on u.
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Er,.. Yep!
but iz so kyoot, whu caers?
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conga rats, annipuss!
Whi u ask?
Annipus, Corn grat u lay shuns on ur nawt-sekkund! How u wanna silly brate? Brade? Booo teak? Cheez? Noms? Ohmai!
ohai annipuss! awl alone bai yoreselfs awn nawt-sekkund spawwt? ai brort yu sum hawt chokklit wif marsh mellow maus flolting awn topz!
Thx fur teh congrats PoC an S_S, an thx fur teh hawt chokklit. We haz warm 2dai! Up to 13C laytur an dere iz a strange yello lite in teh skie!
Mornin Annipuss
Congratulaysuns awn teh tawp.
We has taht strynj yellow fing too
An teh Birds wuz awl doin singin an …erm…ovver fings in mai gardin
Mornin Tidmum, thx fur teh congrats. Ai wunderd iffn Ai wuz teh ownlee purrsun awayk 2dai! gud 2 see u!
I had a lie in .Mr T.M botted mai breffist in bed an teh payper.
Kidlets be stil asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mirrikles will nebber cease
Hazel came for her mornin paddle on mai skwishy bits and pointed to her mouf
sayin i is a layzee ole bag an need to get up an feed her. NAO!!! Hrhr
Ai is awayk! butt (*snerk*) Ai wus a twerk tihs mornin, wen teh LOL went up. Ai seem to be awlwais a twerk, or onna trayn goin twerk at teh moemunt. Ai can has a hollydai, kthxplees?
u shud charge dem bai da our den ^^
i cud make a fortoone!!!
I wants to say Ohai an plz nawt to dig up ennymoar ob mah lawn lookin for berried stash!
Wanna see mai skwirrel fambly too
mebbeh u shud sedn liza ober 2 dems fur a talk… but on a otter hadn… imagin awl da stash wuds becomes twees… u wud habs a forest adn hu wud heer a twee fall ifn u claps inn hans yle sum butterflie frows a ricecorm from a chair in da china?
yes, i wud but too manyy trees do nawt want.I can has no sun in mai gardin an the shade killified awl mah lawn
We cut sum bak lass year to manij it.
yah… shadoe good, 2 much shadoe no good… laik wib awl da fings… except fur cheezfrens… u neber can has 2 much cheezfrens
Anom
anom tu taht!!!
O.o ai jes wanned 2 adbice u 2 sens ober liza fur talkin 2 da squirrlols… but wp saided ai awlreddeh saided dat?
adn der is mai commint rait abov me… wurdpretzel… u neber fails 2 astonish meh….
Stranj yallow lite?! Oh noes! Duz dat meen tornadoes?
No, Is the fing they call Sunshine. We has nawt seed mutshes ov dat in a while!!
WARM. WE WANTS IT
Oops! Eye gotz dis stranj yallow stuffz awl ober mai fayce! U gotz meh gud wif dat one. Hahahaha!
How u dewing today, tidmum? Anyfing speshul too dew today?
I gonna go bai a gnu obbin
I has dreemed ob a big obbin for yeerz
Nao I has sayfed teh munnies I can go bai it.
Wh00t!!!
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How bout you, PrincessOfChaos? annyfin excitin planned?
No, nawt reelly. Jes dewing de budjet nd trying too figger owt how too maek de ends meat whin sumbuddy keaps mobing the ends! I haz a de pressed. Dat’s why I comeded two Cheezlands. I habs a thappy tayle fur u nd ur obbin! What kin u gonna git?
a range style wiv 2 obbins.
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I noes abowt taht budjit fing. *sigh* I sabed for long time for tihs.I has to bai gnu wun, cuz owld wun is borked an burns ebreefin, an I no can fit mutchis in one obbin.
I get a gas wun, cus gas is cheeper tahn lectricity to run.
the prices heer is ridikkulluss!!
A loaf ovbread, a decent one is about £1.30p
6 pints ob meelk is £2.20p
athey tell us to bai organic free range chikkin…i no can affrod
£15 for a sparrow sized chikkin in the name ob humanity.O.O
De pryce of tings jes go froo de rooof! Bread usta be aboot $1,30 to $1.50 butt now is awlmos $2.00 a lowf! Nd dat’s jes ordinaree brreed… Kitteh Daddy’s meds r beri ex pen sif two. Nd when I fead de kittehs dis mawrning, I sead dat Katherine hab a beeg swelling awn her bawttom lyp. It luuks liek a soft swelling butt it r beri beeg. I don hab munnies two taek her too Dr. Tiny Cat. I don no what I dew…
A noo obbin! Two noo obbins all at once! I envee u, Tidmum. Years ago, we took in a boarder sew wii cud use his rent to buy a noo stove and obbin. And after dat, anuvver boarder to buy a ‘fridge. Mebbeh time for anuvver boarder, to buy organic sparrow-sized chikken
Nomnomnomnom de organic sparrow-sized chicken…
*riggols intu va stoodint scrubs*
*pondurs*
is swelling inna middlol uv lip, oar awn wun sied?
is soar tu tuching it?
I noes!!1
Tehy also tell us to eet 5 a day froots an veg.
4 ov us heer . I no can affrod that mutch stuff!!
is soooo spensive.
a qcumber was 1.50p the uvver day O.O
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I has to get gnu skool trowsers foer bofe kidlets too.
sigh.
is r in middle ob lyp nd it sart on de insyde ob lyp butt now it bulgie owt nd de fur hab fallen off de outsyde ob de bulgie. It nawt seam sorer; she let me touchie it. It be firm to touchie and it bee growing beeger.
wen i did diet a while ago, i botted enuff froot an veg for me for a week.
It added ober 20 quid to the shoppin!!!!
Hoo can affrod to diet tehese days! I juss make sure we is fed an full.
I cownt mah blessins tho.we has fud.
Aways pay bills , feed, bai kidlet clobes.Kitteh fuds, then fink abowt the liddle bit that mite be left an budjit it for petrol an stuff.
Has the poor Kitteh been stung?
Or bitten bai anuvver kitteh?
{{{Katherine}}}
I noes. I gayned ober twenty pounds synce bee4 Christmas beetwean nawt eeting regoolaryly nd eeting fuds frum vending masheen coz I were at the hoppytal wif Kitteh Daddy nd beeing two tyred two cook when I were home. Nd now he’s home, his meds r sew expensibe nd he have two hab speshul fuds coz he nawt swallow sew gud. Sew I r eeting beans nd pasta. Maek meh grow liek balloon! Butt at leest I nawt hungree. A lawt too bee sayd fur nawt hungree.
Katherine nd William r de indoor kittehs. Dey neber go owt sew I don fink it r a sting. Nd William r beri layd bakk sew I don fink he bytted her. Now she mite hab bytted him, but nawt somuchie de odder ways aroun. He mite srcatch her whin dey tussle, butt nawt byte, aidonfinkso.
yup. I grees.
I needs gnu scripshuns too.
Gud jawb kids get free scripts heer.
Bofe mine awn stuff.
Mr T.M hadda have gnu glasses this week. Meh.
But he need dem else he bee blindboy allatyme .
Iz sew beri hard. De ends keap mobing. Ifn I fined owt who keap mobing de ends I byte dem, aifinkso!!! *floofs up fur nd growls at peep what mobe de ends awl de tyme*
hm… otay, ai be nawt vet, nawt eben vet tek, just va stoodint, but…
cannawt rule owt injuree frum playing wif uvver kittehs (loki had abscess awn jaw wunce frum playing ruff)
but fur it tu be in middul sujjests systemic, nawt injuree
her is eeting otay? will she let yu luk at her gums awn teh frunt?
if her teefs an gums be otay, tehn is berry localized… ai be finking it might be a rodent ulcer
peeps used tu fink it was caused bai catching teh rodints, nao tehy know iz caused bai a herpesvirus (which hyoomins canNAWT get frum teihr kittehs!!!)
loki had a steroid shot fur his, which cleered it up, an teh vet towld me tu nawt use plastic bowls fur his fud oar water cause taht can aggravate it
du nawt panik if yu luk up rodent ulcers: iz awlso a naem fur a hyoomin cancer; iz NAWT cancer in kittehs, is moar lyk cold sore
(((plz tu keep in mynd, tihs is just a best-guess fing, combo uv class an purrsonal eggsperiens!!)))
ack, whai mai bold nawt turn awf? was onlee spost tu be wun wurd!!!
*smile* Maeks ur cawmints eesier two dined! Fankee fur de cawmints. Stewdent Dr. Tiny Cat Stewdent. Dere bee autoimmune issues in Catherine and William’ famblee. Dey r bruvver nd syster frum de same litteh. She had an autoimune grof in her eye a while bakk nd I had two put creem in de eye. She liek it beri much nd wud remynd meh when it were tyme to put de creem in de eye. Sew I gald two heer dat it mite, nd I repeet mite coz I unnerstand ur warning dat ur nawt Dr. Tiny Cat, bee caused bai herpesvirus. I were finking it mite bee cancer nd gitting maiself awl ryled up! R dere summing two dew fur de herpesvirus ifn dat r what it bee, nd agin, I unnerstand dat it mite nawt bee herpesvirus.
oh, shud add: nawt emergensea-type ishoo, but need tu keep an eye awn it… which yu wud du ennyway, so ai haz no idea what teh point uv awl tihs waz *shrug*
altho ai getting a reminder hao hard it can be tu find useful info on teh innerwebs
It were beri helpfuls two meh!! I had suchie a worry aboot ai liddle grrl kiteh I were awlmos crying! Nd u relebed mai mynd (suchie as mai mynd r rite now) sew it were a beeg halp too meh. Espeshully heering dat it nawt a emergenceee tipe fingee at dis poynt. Fankee, fankee, fankee, fankee! Mai day r muchie briter now.
teh main fing mai vet tolded me waz tu use glass oar ceramik fud an water bowls, cause plastic can aggravate it.
also, stress can aggravate herpesvirus stuffs, so problee tihs wun tu, so if is enny stress tehy has or myte be aware uv frum yu, trai tu redoos taht.
(ai polojys fur teh lak uv caps an puncshooashun, ai can type otay but teh shift key be hard an stuff)
can be triggured bai fud allerjees, has chanjed teh fuds latelee?
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oh, an if is teh herpesvirus rodent ulcer… need tu be watching teh tongue an roof uv mouf an gums, an need tu watch in case teh swelling gets ulcerated… uver tehn taht, nawt partiklee danjrus, as lawng as her keeps eeting an ebreefing otay
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*goes tu duz a lil moar resurch*
*taeks notes* scrybble, scriyble, scrybble…
ohai Dr Tinyvetstoodent!
I also had to switch to ceramik, b/c mah Weezy was gettin teh acne on hur chin. Dr Tinycat sed not to use plastic or steel. Sew I switched and has never come back.
But she DUZ have some kinda herpes fing in her eye. not much too it, but every onse in a wile, it waters a LOT, luks leik she is crying almost. I has a stare roid drop I puts in and clears it all up. I wonder if thats teh same herpes as teh mouth thing.
*ponders over cawfee*
*Joyns Skwirrlgrrl wiv cawfee an ponders*
ohai Amber!
Muffin?
iz a hole BUNCH uv herpesviruseseses, aifinkso is a hyooj famblee… if nawt saem wun, is mebbe cloas relatib.
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ai nawt finding ennyfing else useful bai duing teh resurch, moastlee just stuff abowt reellee sebere caeses an mai vet towlded me taht iz nawt so common fur it tu get sebere. praktiklee ebree cat comes in contact wif herpesviruseses at sum point, an nawt jenralee a big deel. it Iz a fureber virus, taht can get triggured bai fings.
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ai haz a happeh if tihs halped yu, poc!!! odds awlways be hai-est taht teh simplist solushun be teh correkt wun, ryte? an if yur kittehs has teh immune ishoos alreddy, tehy wud be susseptabul tu teh stuffs lyk tihs.
plz tu be keeping us posted, otay?
an ai hope yu nawt get bited oar skratched much, keeping an eye awn Katherine’s mouf.
*rigglols owt uv scrubs an curls up wif a hawt chokklit*
Nom!
*POC bryngs PK brekfast try wif awl kinds ob noms on it: bakkons eggs, sawsages, toasts, bagglols, omelts, oatmeels wif brown sugar, cold serials, milk, eggs Bennydikt, pancaeks nd reel maple syrups (POC r frum Canada affer awl!) nd ovver nommy fings. She carryes cawfee pot in oovver hand nd teapot wif her tayle* Fankee fankee fankee! Affer werking sew hard liek dat, u neads sum noms! *Sets tray on tayble besyde PK nd sits down wif her two hab nawt-sekkund cawffee ob de day*
*sniggeh*
Prysma-kitteh snuk in ahed ob me an nao it luks lyk Ai is nommin her peas! Ai’s nawt – Ai’s nommin a muffin form Skwirrlgrrl, onnest!
Oh an weirdpress is messin wiv me, so tihs mite be a dubble post…
ooooh, nommy!
(ai is frum Canada tu… pancaeks gots tu haz teh reel syrup tu taste ryte!)
iz tu much heer fur me, ai shaer wif ennywun needing/wanting sum brekkyfast!
*nomnoms happileh awn awl teh awsum fuds*
*sighs as loki steels a pees uv bakkon* bratcat… awlways duing taht, but nawt eets it if ai GIBS it tu him…
No, nawt reelly. Jes dewing de budjet nd trying too figger owt how too maek de ends meat whin sumbuddy keaps mobing the ends! I haz a de pressed. Dat’s why I comeded two Cheezlands. I habs a thappy tayle fur u nd ur obbin! What kin u gonna git? Umhow dis cawmint ended up downsayrs. *shakes hed* I dunno how dat happen…
ai feels yur pain, bowt teh budjit… {{{{{poc}}}}
{{{PoC}}}
Seemz like wii awlwayz run owt uv muneez b4 wii runz owt uv munf.
Deh budget wud werk bedder if wii din’t seem tu awlwayz haz deh ‘eggstrawz’ like tires fur deh Jeep oar battreez fur de motorhome oar new PC….. *sigh* itz awlwayz sumfing.
Yuppers. Clofes fur de kidlets. Glasses fur huzbins. Meds fur husbinz. Medical stuffz fur de kitteh kidlets. Oil changes fur de cars. Hedlites fur de cars.Toofez dat brake. *sigh* Butt here in de Cheezlands, der r gud frens who noes stuffez, including where two luuk up stuffez two relebe our mynds nd to lubs our hearts nd too let us noes dat we’re nawt alone in de fite too fined de ends affer dey bean mobed.
I noe unnerstand – hoe can I bees brok when I haz mor cheks>
:snerk:
wii haz teh sunshine tewdai alsew – but wii just gotted 2 1/2 -3 feets uf snoe yesterdai!! mai liddle horsie iz up tew her chest in noo snoe!
Stranj yello lite? Like a big yello UFO we useded to calling the sun when it shone before winter came?
yup,dats teh one
no, no, no, kitteh!!
nawt fat! floooooofeeee!!
conga rats annipuss! glad to heer abouwt taht yello fing in teh skai!
we habsd menneee mennee whyt fings falling frum skai heer.
>klinkee glasses, slide a little whoopsee on ais fur dansee<
Morning, mugglemary!! wii b habbing deh wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnndddddd. Bllloooowwwing like crazy heer. making deh liddlol howse on weelz rokk bak adn forf. itz blowing 24mph wif gusts up tu 36 mph!! It shookinged uz so much wii kept waking up in deh nite!!!
if teh van be rokkin…
heehee!
*trots awf tu nb, gigloling tu self*
Gud moarnin O cween! Iz u nawt in Kansas annymoar???
Sowwy, ravver laim Wizzard ov Ozzzzz ref
her gunna be in oz if taht wind keeps up, sownz lyk
Akshullee, I think it b trying to blow us to Kansas!!!
Congratz on deh noo babeh!!! She (he?) soundz like a kewtee!!
Fanks! She’s berry kewt. When shes curled up she fits nicelee awn mai hand! Wen shes hungree, she climbs (owchee tenee tiny pointee ends) up onto mai showlder an starts purrrrin lowdly!
wate, wut?
*runs downthred and reads*
OH! Dat is teh win!
Ifinkso ur Tammy will be hissy for a wile but she’ll get over it.
One fing tho.. u has to give Tammy lots of extra tenshuns so she duzn’t feel neglected.
Otterwise.. she mite do something to get some of ur tenshuns back.
And when I say somethin I mean peeing whare u don’t want hur too…
Don wurry, ai spend as much thyme wiv hur as ai can. Do not want pee-pee surprizes!!!
oh dats gud!
cause when I say somethin I mean peeing whare u don’t want hur too… that incloods on ur hed. Yesh.
wate, that dint make sense. Teh cc and paste curse!
I ment:
when I say peeing whare u don’t want hur too…that incloods on ur hed. There. *rereads* Yesh that’s rite. And yesh it has happent to me.
ai haz had awn tummeh… in bed… kittehs be ebil when tehy feels neglektid!
Fanks fur teh warnn ladees!
Ai suppoz ai shud beh the grateful dat when Bud was mad at meh dat is bawx nawt beh as kleen as him wantid dat him onlee peed onna carpet owtside da bawx, an nawt on meh!
Ded dere’s de rite in de kichin sink! Whil Ai’m standin dere! Rite in front of CC an ebberywun! Peaches had a big upset wif me an de sink gotz de wurst of it!
“Kittah Got Back”
De kitteh has sum ‘junk inna trunk’!
Ohai tu alla cheezpeeps! Ai haz been ‘dopted bai anuvver kitteh! Teh nu-comer iz abowt 5 anna harf inches oar 14cm in lengf, haz a bellee lyke a golf ball, teenee bebbeh-blu eyes, a teenee tail an is, akkordin to DrTinyVet, abowt 1 an a ? munfs owld. Fanks heaven he/she can awlreddy eat teh gushifud an haz jus lernded tu use teh litterbawks. Mai Tammeh iz nawt amuzed! O noe, shez nawt! Soe teh bebbeh stayz in mai bedroom behine clozed door, an wen aim in dere, ms Tammy iz yowlin awn teh uvver syde of teh door.
Oy!
Soun liek hard tyme! Hard tew split yoosef in 2! I nebber lerned how too manij dat…
if yu lerns hao, plz tu be teeching me
Yus, itiz! Wen aim watchin teebee an teh bebbeh is awn teh cowch nex tu mee, ai haf tu keep wun eye awn Tammy becus shee wul gib teh bebbeh a hedbat wenever aim nawt lukkin! Lukky shee hasnt hurted teh bebbeh, butt (heehee) nitz a strain watchin teebee wiv ownlee wun eye!
The bebbeh sounds ‘dorabull. Wutz her naim?
Wall, becuz sheez a sorta charcoal color wiv liddle white/grey bitz ai fawt mebbe Smoky.
nod, nod. Yesh.
or Ashley?
yu iz wunnermus purrson tu be halping teh bebbeh, africat! ai hoaps tammy gets ober her being-offendid berry soon.
{{{{{africat}}}}} {{{{{tammy}}}}} {{{{{gnu bebbeh}}}}}
Fanks PK! Teh bebbeh wus runnin up an daown owtsyde teh apawtmunt buildin cryin an cryin an soe… Beeg sawfty had tu peek him/hur up an naow wee is free in teh famblee!
Sawftee r de bestest way two bee! U r full ob awesume nd win fur sabing de babbeh!
*smile* U deserbe de schmoos nd hedbutts. Nd de blushies two. Babbeh lub u fureber.
skweeeeeee! bebeh sownds adorimable! ai hoap Tammy wil bee otay wif hur soon!
Ohai BF! Yus she iz! Tammy will jus hav tu getz obeur teh jealus, soon ai hoapso!
ai haz teh gud gnus! teh pleh infekshun in mai hand defnitlee heeling! still gunna taek a whyle tu be awl goned, ai nawt gunna be catching up awn teh howsewurk in teh neggst cupple dais oar ennyfing, but iz going in ryte direkshun an ai nawt gunna hav tu haz teh iv antee biotiks in horse piddle oar ennyfing! fankies sooooo much fur teh lubs an teh gud enerjees an fings! {{{cheezfrenz}}}
Yay!!! Gud fur yu! Ai haz a happee!!!
OHHAI!!! Dat bee de grate noos! Dose antibiotiks r grate! Schmoos!
YAY! PK, ai sew glad yew beh heelin up gud!
Ai fink Ai has gorn in vichy bull agin…
ai sees yu, ambercat!
ai fink wp is frowing a tantrum, tho.
ai seeing no gnu commints… no gnu commints… tehn hyooj bunch uv commints awl at wuns!
an ai know it has eeted a cupple uv mai commints laetlee.
{{{{{ambercat}}}}}
*shayks fist*
Dam yu, Wierdpress!
ROFLMAO.
Fankee too ebywun fur awl de gud informashuns and de lubbing nd de laffings. I feels muchie betteh now. De budjit r styll annoying meh butt I kin deals betteh wif it now. Fankee ebybuddy. I haffa go nd git sum brekkie in de reel werld now…
Schmoooz. {{{PoC}}}
{{{{{poc}}}}}
luk aftur yu! an cuddle yur kittehs fur me!
wel kitteh, aifinkso itz ur butt bean beeg taht iz makin ur butt luuk beeg. an ur shurt iz bout 2 syzes tew smal. Wut?!? wai u axe meh iffen ur doan reely wan tew kno??!
Wutt? Dis shurt meks meh look like Kate Moss.
Duz mah butt make mah butt look big?
It no maek yer butt luk big, but it maek yer hips luk hyooge
Noe, dahlink, yu lukz fabyulus in bloo. Butt (*SNERK*) blak iz moar slimmin, fyi.
no, not sheert not maek butt look big…butt maek sheert look smaul. see? yous ok.
yes, yes it does
you make the shirt look small… your butt just looks like a bomb from a Petite Boutique…. not your fault!!!
that is like the best commentt i have ever heard
nice dude
nice :_)