U no can hearz dis part. Nawty words.
u awlso cant c teh kissin scenez.
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Yu is TU YUNG!
OHAI GP Ware u been? Oh an congrats an GMTA!
Ohai Annipuss!
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Ai has been crayzee bizee IRL adn yu nose, dose bebbeh otters donut hold demselbes up!!!
Iz gud 2 see u agane, RL iz a pane in teh u-noe-wat!
O ai nose!
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* hedbats stoopy RL *
I has teh same problem. i is only dropping bai cheezland sporadikally today, as i has ginormous wurkload
stoopy micro lab stuff.
Yew is still holding up dem babbeh otters?! Ai’d hab thunk yew’da robbed dem bai nao!
*volunteers to hold up teh bebbeh otters, gets holdup mask and holdup bag reddy*
Sea pinny gig! Yew shud leeb dis holding up tew da profeshunals, aifinxo!
LCB = Profeshunal!
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So whut u’r saying, GP, is that I should hire a profeshunal to hedbat u?
Umm… yesh. Ai can gib yu teh nomber tu an ‘agency’ taht ai yoose wen ai kneads tu hire a ‘profeshunal’ iffn yu liek?
I’m shure ur “recommendation” is perfectly “valid.”
W00t!! Anni and GP at deh tawp wif deh sayme thot!!!
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Iz u twinz??
seperayted at burf???
And dis b ur longed 4 reyoonyun???
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I duz a hppeetayle dans 4 U!!
dans, dans, dans!!
spin and hop adn twirl!
dans, dans, dans!!
JAZZ HANDZ!!!!!!
Muss be teh ayr in TTI!
I unnerstand u haz had sum akshull sunshine!!! Dat b sew nies.
Ohai mai leege!
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yesh yesh yesh wii can has teh bloo skies, sunnyshyne adn warm air todai!!!
Its Spring agin, so sing agin, two lips form hamster jam…
I finkso, it b WINTER agin heer.
mebbe wii wented tuu far norf?
mai new pooter b reddi fur mii tu pik up and bring home. . It haz ben rebraynifyed. I hopez it duzn’t nomming itz braynez agin. I haz neber seena pooter doing dat b4. Adn deh tekkee dat tookinged keer uv it hadding a puzzloled luk on himz fais, tu.
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deh bottom fellinged owt uv deh thermo meter last nite.
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But wii stay heer a munf and wait fur spring tu catching bak up wif us.
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And gud newz:
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Oh well, I go get it now and kum bak adn playing later. Schmooz!!!
Wat iz rebraynifyed? An wat iz nomming itz braynez meen?
Me cunfoozt.
Cween mj’z nyew pootur wuz borked awlredy. naow itz fikzed.
Ohai pinnygig! Hao yew iz? *schmoo*
Ohai! Ohai! Ohai!
Hey der GP!!!! I not been on too much, you is very well, I purrsume?
Ohai KK4! Hao yu is???
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yesh yesh yesh ai is teh fyne, fankies! Juss bizee bizee bizee!
*sigh* Is truly a curse to be so wanted, yesh?
Anom! Ai has tu go agen nao, akshully!
Schmoos!
Bai GP
Yur vurjin eerz canut heer tihs kynd uv wurdz.
an u aer 2 yung
{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}} Schmoo!!! I been missin yu guys!!
Gud 2 see u agane 2!
im in ur VCR, censirin ur moveez
U will repeet it all over teh house if u does!
Ohai LCB! Hao yew iz? *schmoo* Ai haz nawt seen yew in a lotta whyles…but ai haz nawt been heer muchlee eeder…
O hai! I has been teh strikken wif teh RLS. I misses playing wif u guise.
miss yu tu!!!
we can haz fund-razor tu finding cure fur teh RLS? it comes btween famblees!!!
fergetz rayzin munnies fur behbeh otters an odder niminlols… rayze munnies fr an end tew RLS!
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GP, dis sownds up yr allii… oh, wayt a minute…
Mai pore berjin eers!
I hads a fren in college who when someone sed “O my virgin eers” would stick his finger in their eer and say “Not anymoar!” Was teh kind of funny then, I just hope he has stopped doing this now.
LOL! Ai noes peeps lyk him… sum ub dem eben stawp bean so silli awl da thymes.
yah, taht wuld be funny in kollij, not so much at teh offise.
Hmmm! Ai hopes dat yer eers arent teh onlee part ub yoo that are verjin!!!
Whii foar? Ai ar owld merried-an-diborsed ladee ub 40sumfink… whii wud yew wish berjinitee awn meh???
Whall, not all parts. Jes serten ones that shood remayn verjin.
*wunders whut parts doze wud beh, butt (hehehe) desidz nawt tew ask*
Like whut? U mean…
Adam’s Apple
B-type bloods
Corner of teh eyelid
Doublol chin
Elbow
Fingernails
Green stuffs from places u doesn’t wanna know ’bout
h…
Happitayls
Iiz
Jerry Springer show
Kling-ons
Lumps an bumps
M…
Mix-n-match Hairz
Neez
O……
Otter nee
Pinkee pinkee toepads
Quarter syzd bugbytes
Rummblollee purrs
Sanity clawz
Tiklol mawnster
U…
wurds lyke ‘V-E-T’ an ‘nootered’. U nawt needz tew kno thoze
eermuffs!
sharpee pointee eermuffs!
donut worriez, ai’z protectz u…
Yur virgin eers, I protects dem. Den I lissen to da fun stuff!!
I ar deh basement cat
U will obey me hairless monkeh
and do as I wish
for ever and ever
U will hear only what I want U to hear
Basement Cat purrteks yur eers
Basement Cat is wise in years
Basement Cat says yu too yung
To heer da song dat has been sung
dat ar a gud song kk4!
Is problee cuz I has 3 basement kittehs dat sings der ebil songs to meh!!!
monorail cat rest stop
:LOL:
Den he sez…I is cold, put your swetter on!!!
Donut maek me com up tohse stayrs!
Yu treet tihs haus lyk it’s a hoe tell!
Cos Ai is yur Mummeh an Ai sai so!
also stawp botherifying Ur liddlol brudder
If I tol yu once I tol you a thousand times!!!!
mawm he is tuching me
Yu bof gettin a spankin!! Mom don’t care wat’s fair, her only wants quiet!!!
hee startd it!!
no she did
*sticks out tongue*
didnawtdidnawtdidnawt! nyah!
did2 did2 pulls bluesfan’s pigtayl an runs awai
ow ow ow! Maaaaahm!!
yikes, noe wunder mai mahm uzed tew git sew mad at uz!
Stawp yur cryin or AI’ll gib yu sumfink to crai fore!
but mawm I ar not cold
rite, yore nawt kold, but yore lips r bloo an yor hare is stikkin strate up and yore arms isz kuvvered in littlol bumpees, and yore starting to get stoopid. trai agen!
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! *consults list* an today iz teh burfday ob Krissydahs93! an if it iz yor burfday too, let us kno!! sinse today iz caturday, i haz bringed fun cuppycaeks in butter, choklit, an red velvit flavrs!! wif kreemy icing an sprinklols on top!!
along wif frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up liek a disko ball wen tehy bownse!, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit decoder rings an pens wif disappeering ink (had to be reel kleer abowt dis wif teh trolz at teh facktree, iz teh ink taht disappeerz, not teh pens!) kandeez, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an tehr are eben a bunch ob leftober raydio-kontrol flying motorsikkles frum yesterday’s party for gibbocat!! so if yoo not gotted wun yesterday, or if yors got losted or krashed, yoo kan get wun now!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make evreewuns burfday wishes com troo 
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oooooooo…fanks birfday fairy!!! *grabs goodie bag* look, dis disco ball make me fink of wen I was a dansin fool wif my platform shoos at da disco!!! *grabs anudder teeny tiny diary* My last diary gotted all full from my adventures!!! Big hugs and schmoos for birfday fairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*plays wif flying motorsikkle*
VROOM! VROOM!
Oboi! *shilee tayks a goodee bag* yooses pen wiv disapeering ink on her fingernayls…… Hay! Mai fingernayles diskapeered!
*Gives TB a set of LOL Press-On Nayls, color extry-sparkly*
FankQ LCB! Ummmm, birfday fayree, will teh diskapeering ink ever ware off? Iz okai if it duzzent, butt I tink I wud need to stok up on teh Press-ons!
I’m high and I let cats sit on my head.
Ya, I does da same fing.
Oh Hai, KK4!! Did u gitting deh emayo i sendinged u??
I did cweenmj!! I thot by da time I gets dem, an sees da rest dat da problim was somewat obber wif…not wanted to comment an stir fings up agin!!!!
Oh…sorry…I not checked my mails yet dis mornin…I fot was bout da troll fingy. I not been able to get hold of my son yet…him not returning calls or emails yet. I hope cuz him jes bizzy an not cuz it could be bad news. I sowwee…I was finkin of udder emeows!!
OK!! Ur furst answer kunfuzed mii a liddlol, but now i unnerstand.
keep mii updatinged, ‘k? Schmoooz!!
ai nawt high an ai stil let cats sit awn mai hed.
ide let them sit awn mai hed, but they sed it wuznt kumfertable.
Ai cahn haz ironee pleez? Oar maybee is jus copperee er broonzee. Oar jus stoopee.
At mai jawbplaice, affer munffs uv maikin us taik “furlows” an havin laid awf bout 50 peeps tihs pas munff…last nite mai groop leeder tellz meh wii mite haz obertyme nex weekweekweek. Dew nawt git meh rong pleez, ai cahn shurlee uze teh eggstra munnies butt ai wud ravver see tehm cawl bak sum peeps. Iz sew tuff owt tehre an ai feel sew bahd fer teh folkses taht got laid awf. An naow wii is sew shorthanded taht wii needz tew haz obertyme. Sheesh! Iz dis anee wai tew run fings???
Dat so hard…why dey lay peeps off, den have da rest of peeps be doin overtime to make up for it?? Why not keeps da original ones der in da first place??? Is hard times all over!
iz mawt maikin anee scents tew meh. Dey gnu rite frum wen teh layawf happend taht wii wuz tew shorthanded. Yet dey doan wan tew cawl aneewun bak. Iz teh crazee!
demz probably has been told by dere sooperiors to cut costs
and payroll usually is among deh biggest costs of running anyfing
so cutting costs usually means axing sum employees
is stoopee I knoz
espeshully when Uz akshully needs dem to runz deh busyness
I think dehy think iz cheeper tu paying x number uv peepz overtiyme dan
tu paying x number uv peepz plus moar peepz deh salree plus FICA, insurance, & uzzer bennefitz. Dhey duzn’t taking intu akkownt deh stress on deh employeez fur working eggstraw owerz adn not beeing wif famblee….
I wuz putted on a project wunst dat required deh mandatory overtime…. I worked 10 owerz Mon thru Fri plus 8 owerz on Sat. Fur 4 munfz!!!!! I wuz eggz austed!!! Deh eggstry munneez did not making up fur it…
Kitteh gibs hoomun Elvis syde burns.
Thanku, kitteh. Thankuvrymuch.
LCB has now left deh bilding
wif some peenut butter and bannaner in hur teefs.
an sum gold rekkords unner hur ahrm?
an a sparkloly jumpsoot?
and a cravin for a jelleh donut..
an her tawp lip kerlin up, awl bai itsef!
ohai, ai bak frum bai-ing teh gushifuds!
an ai see frum last fread taht ai waz spost tu get a few uvver fings, tu. funneh hao yu can go owt planning tu get just wun fing an end up bringing hoam uvver stuff.
*rummajes in bakpak*
*pulls owt brownpaypurbag uv wattermelons* heer, LCB, catch! is dubble-bagged but has a caerful, ai nawt sure if teh bottom gunna howld.
*tossis bag*
*rummij rummij in bakpak*
*pulls owt plastic pet carrier an open it*
*gaggle uv geese comes owt an starts wandring arown*
uh, DK, yu may want tehse hewwo-kitteh bang-aids tu.
*rummij rummij in bakpak*
oh, heer, BF, has sum lemmon pi!
*flings teh lemmon pi an runs tu hyde, still carrying bakpak*
*Oof!*
I catched them! O, but one fell outta teh bag and is rolling toward the gooses. A little halp?
Tu late!!! Deh goosez iz runded ober bai a wild wadermelon!!!
OOOOhhhhhh!!! deh huge … um… Goosity???
*pondurs*
*litebulb flikkers awn breeflee ober hed, tehn goez owt*
*chases teh gooses tu get tehm owt uv teh way uv teh watermelon*
*gooses scatter ebreewhair, honking an flapping wings*
*eggsept fut teh wuns taht hav been flattined bai teh runaway watermelon*
ohnoes! ai pondured tu lawng!!!!!
*patz PK onna tawp uv deh hed.
Datz ok deer…
Now wii haz flapping goosez and huge goosez!!!
but teh flapping gooses are gunna get intu teh lemmun pi!
**comes bak in, twitchin**
Okay, nao tell me WHY I did dat?!?!?
I shudda stayed hoam.
uh-oh… what happen? {{{red}}}
I went owt in publik….wif mahm.
I dunno wat teh deel iz latelee, but peeplol iz gettin awn my nerbs alot moar tehn yooshual.
I finkso I gonna become hermit. Yesh, sownz lyk gud eyedea.
Did go to WallE?
or deh mall?
Nope. KMart an Kroger.
I did see kyoot shirt, tho.
It sed, “I nawt Irish, but ifn u kiss me, u mite get Lucky”.
Unforchunatlee, it nawt come in my size.
U is deh cute no need fur some stoopee shirt to say dat
Aw, fanks, 2_k.
I kno! I make bizniss cards dat say dat! Wen I see kyoot gui, I gibs it to him.
it shud say if him gets to kiss U den himz is lucky!
Kroger beez grocery store rite?
Yup.
i surprized waz crazi UK waz playin an mine store died about 12:00
U werk at a Kroger?
no thanz CC i wuld kill someone..i sell shini sparkli thingz
Oooh, I bet LCB wud lubs to come see you!
I usta werk at Kroger. I started at teh wun in Versailles, den wented to Frankfort.
Yeers laytur, I werked at teh Randall’s on Romany Rd as 2nd job. I wayted awn Rick Pitino wunse.
GMTA, red!
uuh, nawt want LCB tu cumz an sii mii
Hay! Why u no likes me?
*wobbly lips, leaky eyes*
nawt tu bii krying – i juss nawt want tu be catburglarized..
i let yu playz wif sparkli thingiz butt ( hee hee) uz mustest promise tu gibz bak
*sniff* Ok. I promise. Right after I go look at teh sparkly things inna lite.
*runsawayfast*
nebber can trustz da catburglar…glad i let play wif da fake wunz
*runsbackfast*
Hay! Teh lite sez these is teh not reel.
*picks up reel ones*
See?
*re-runsawayfast*
Whut, u fencin foar Lolcatburglar?
Ohai, ct!
U gots me enny menz yet?
i prefurr da wurd recluse..makez u sound more exsintrik an less like a short humped over warted man
Gud poynt, 3km!
I finkso I needs to has my date wif Senor Cuervo berry berry berry soon!
i kan gibz gud poynterz on biiing partial rekluse i nawt lik traffik or rood peepz or unrulie skreemin kidz..so i just stay home
but reclooz makes me think uv the grumpee zombee spider…
anyone know what happened to cuteoverload.com??
*Wakz intu Cheez
*Orderz tripplol chokklit martoonee.
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Oh, Cwap!
Cwap! Cwap! Cwap!
Cwap! Cwap! Cwap! Cwap! Cwap!
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i tooked mai pc tu deh Geek Skwad on Thurzday.
I sed I think deh hard drive iz borkt.
Dey sed: No, just operating system wakky. wii will fixing it, u leeving it heer.
Today, dey sed: ur pc awl bedder now. Kum git.
I went and gottid it.
brotted it home and turned it on.
Still borkt!!!!
Took it bak tu Geek Skwad.
Dey looking at it sum moar.
Dey say: wudda ya noez!!! Deh hard drive iz borkt!!
Dey say: wii will putting in noo hard drive. U hasta kawl HP and have them sending u deh restore disks. Den, wen u git them, bring dem tu us and wii will installing dem.
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*HUUUUUGE SIGH*
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*Chugz martoonee.
Barkeep!!! Anuzzer round!!
*shakes fist at stoopy geeks*
Next time, cween, u turns on ur PC at teh Geekatorium *before* u takes it home.
*buys cween a ginormous Nerdy Mary*
I wanted tu, but dere wuz deh huge lion uv peepz dere ….
*sigh*
*Chugz Nerdy Mary*
Barkeep!!! Anuzzer round fur awl mai frenz!!
My first caption to make the front page! I want to thank the jeebus, my mom, and all the lolcats in the world!
Corn gritz 2 U, Rio. Ai kin haz a jelus.
Kitteh massages are so comfortable.
wat a responsibl kitteh, maeking shur hiz hooman naxt heering teh nawty werdz!! i uproov!!
I saev u from scary sho