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ohai annipuss! hao hav yu bin? r u aybul tou goe auwt foar teh shawpping? awl yoar cheezpeep frenz thingk uv yu a lawt, adn wii lurvz yu. {{{{{ annipuss }}}}} aoh. btw. conga-ratz awn teh nawt-sekkind!
Thx fur teh congrats! All teh pleh sno haz meltid – Ai wuz ownlee howsebownd fur 3 daiz `coz Ai haz a bad ankul an can’t walk awn sno oar iis.
Ai `preshiayt awl teh lub dat peepl heer haz showed me. Dat gibs me a warm fuzzee feline!
ummm, annipuss, wenn yu menshund yur “bad ankul,” did yu knoa taht ai had writinged “badd ankle” furr mah nawt-sekkind “ty” commint? (ai ment teh badd ankle beeing a plehy awn teh “bad angle” in teh lol. so iz mebbeh teh wierd gmta, butt (hawhaw) ai wantz yu tou knoeing taht ai nawt knoeing abawt yur anklol wehn ai rote taht… ai mayks sum nais hawt buttrd rhumb? wif cimnomnom stik?
*trumpit sounds*
RAH TA TA TAH TA RAH TA TA TA TAAAAAAAHHH
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE!
Today, teh 20th day of Febrooary, iz teh Birfday ov
teh wun, teh awnlee, teh ILLUSTRIOUS
. . . .GIBBOCAT
Founder & Proprietor ov teh TY BOO TEEK
an he hoo browt us teh moast amaizing 2008 Winter Olympiks
an a gud fren to awl in Cheezland.
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Teh partee will be awn teh 6AM ICHC taim pikchoor ov teh day.
Teh thurd wun ov teh day, 12 noon EST, 9 AM PST an 5 PM TTI taim.
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Cweenmj and JCH4K wud bee veree pleezed if yoo cud awl com!
If yoo hav nawt scene teh Wintur Ollimpiks, yoo can find tehm awn cweenmj’s Town Cryer under “ICHC Lore and Legends.” GRRRRRAte fun!
Sowree, ai will be at doktur’s appointmint in boddee… but wif yu in spirit!
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*Jinguljingul* bicykul bell
*tidies up da caek by using tendril to smoove out da flumped over parts. liks tendril. hmmm. tastee*
“DELIBERY!!”
“Hearz a bufdae caek for da prartee- prolly have a purtier wun @ NOM but dis be full 0 strange n wunnerful flavors o gunanabana & guayaba & lukuma & kulurs- all shades 0 grene adn notpoisin ornj.
sry, won’t be yat da pate, i will be yat da Census Burro peep testink centre (yay, i maed 26/28 in Espanish, and 28/28 in Engrish. Dey don’t has wun in lolspeek, dunno whai) Haz fun! oh, adn…
Happi Burfday, Gibbocat, adn anybuddy else who can has been burfed todae.
…Ai duz knot want tu see it agin!
adn a badd ankle!
Nawt WUN step furver! Or us is going to get WET!
an wet is a reeely bad fing. OH horrors! *waves hi to upfi*
*waves oh hai back to lubberly whiskers*
ohai upfi an whiskers!
ai hoep yoo can com to teh partee.
Nawt shure yet – iffn ai is still at wurk, yesh, but probablolly ai’ll be awn mai way home. Sawree…
O gno!! ai’v misst it.
maibee next taime.
luvs yu guys!
Only your ProctoLOLogist knows for sure.
“You is obtuse… an I is acute…”
(ohai rodney dill…) butt (heh heh) *ai* iz *rite*!
Is dis a sine ub da thymes?
oanlee foar teh t-r-o-l-l adn himz siedkik, dat payn inna asymptote.
Wuz wurser for mai huzbin once wif a baybe at dat angle. Huzbin nawt pay so gud attenshuns, not til he realiz (in da wurst wai) dat de baybe thot he wuz lookin at furry mice toyz and POUNCED!
Youches!
Ub curse ewe is acute and snorgulabul too
Ittle kitteh is whander’n if dat is a dungly tohy. U cun see it ‘n it’s eyes.
http://www.corriere.it/foto_del_giorno/home/09_febbraio_20/occhi_2e6e6732-ff22-11dd-a1d5-00144f02aabc.shtml
Ai’ve nevvur traied to put linkee heer. But skate on over to Italian newspapurr Corriere della Sera to seeing sum berry cyoot eyes and faces. Caption says sumfing like: Four aies – Two suricato cubs, the nawt sekkund born in nine yeers at teh Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia.They are called Zanaibar and Nairobi.
It tuk neerlee 2 hourz to get heer! But get heer it did!
Ai has a berry funnee (tew meh) storee abowt dat, butt (hehehe) probablee nawt sootablolo fur general public poast. :S
*luksarownd to see if ennywun is under age* Um, culd yoo tell a sanitized vershun uv whut happind? *has a curious, but duzzint wish to shok teh under-16 krowd out of 10 yeerz’ growth*
Also haz a curious!
Yoo cud uze teh ob skewer yoo fee mizms??
I can haz too?
*yawn* Gud moarning, ebreewun! (eggsept those fur hoom iz nawt moarning, then plz tu substeetoot appropreeat tiem uv day)
Iz affernoon, heer, butt (heehee) fanks fur greetinz! Wai yoo yawning?
Cause iz moarning heer, an ai iz nawt a moarning kitteh.
Mabbee shud moov to diffrunt taim zoen an den yoo wuddent bee so taired!
An’ guten morgen, all!
And a guten morgen to yoo, Q! Hao ar yoo this fine winitry mornink?
♫♪ Blinded by the sight…♫♪
ROTFL!!! MAnfred Mann earwurm in teh making!
Gud wun, tidmum! Song wuz written by Bruce Springsteen (Greetings from Asbury Park, NJ – 1973), and performed by Manfred Mann & uthers . . . Whut a set uv lyrics, huh?
Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin’ kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing, the calliope crashed to the ground
Let’s lissen.
Blinded by the Light:
Bruce Springsteen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm68uujAGEk&feature=related
Manfred Mann:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRtAJy2nFVM&feature=related
ai luff taht sawng, teh Boss oranginal vershun. Sum uv mai yunger frends hav onlee herd teh Manfred Mann vershun awn classik rok raydio an tehy luuk at meh awl skeptikal wen ai sai Bruce did it furst! Sure maiks meh feel….um….venerable.
Thx gremlin* Ai nevah nu hoo sung dat song befo *:)
Thaks deer SIP! Ai dint know teh ref! Nao ai has a knowlej!
Yes, The Boss was signed to his first record contract with the idea of him being the next Bob Dylan folkie type, and “Greetings” was kinda that way, but nawt exactly. Then he went on to the stuff we remember better.
*grabs da wurdpretzel adn stairs deep inno ets iz* gibs bag mai commint nao! wus nawt fur eet. gibs et bag oar ail shows u sum kyoot kittehs till et asplodes owt ob u!
naw… nawt dis one… da one inna posting ob rodney… gibs et bag!
wp haz a hongree laetlee… wun oar tu uv mai posts nebber showed up atawl yessurday
Ohai PK!!! Haow iz yur owee hand dis moarnin? Improveded ai hoap?
ohai, africat! ai haz had antee-biotiks free tiems nao. when ai woked up, sum uv teh redness was reeseeding, altho iz still berry swollend. iz still gud sine, aifinkso… wif awl teh gud wishes, hao cud it nawt heel?
ai goes back tu dr tinycat tihs moarning, ai leebs in an owr.
fankies fur finking uv me! {{{{{africat}}}}}
YAY!!! Gud newz! {{{{{PK an BF an Loki an uvver kittehs}}}}}
Glad to heer yur hand iz bettur! ai mist where it wuz nawt!
Ai hoep yoo get bak frum Dr Tinycat in taim to com to teh partee!
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An yoo, too, Africat!
Ai know yoo haz nawt met gibbocat, becuz hee lhaz bin verree bizzi in teh past fyoo munths. But, wehn yoo have taim, yoo shud go reed teh “Wintur Olympiks.” Moast brillynt an amaizing thing EBBER!
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LOL! An yoo may nawt meet him today! Teh partee wuz verree last minnit – an ai dont know if he can com. But ai do know tahtl he will see it!!
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teh hole storee iz awn mai blog (clikkee teh blooness), oar teh cween putted teh nawt-sekkund bit in teh cryer. we can start typing-wif-left-hand club?
Pur kitteh! Mabbe shud git teh itteh bitteh kommitteh tew deel wif teh sittumashun! Emurrjencee meetingz! Mabbe sum thurrappee cud hewp?
i’d say those are woman feet, no NOT a bad angle
eethur wai, kitteh can has nootered hoomin in 3..2..1..
the purrfect rebenge *;)
Las tim I saw legs like dat, dey were bredded an fryd.
Feet lik dat blong on a purch.
-Zippy the insult kitteh.
Ai dunno haow, butt Tammy jus caused a dubble poast an WP sed nuffin!!!
Ohai to Tammy and AfriCat! *wayves floofy orinj paw*
*wispurrs* ohai tu yu too Gremlin (noe ! cause aim wispurrin)
Sno~bawll Kitteh wawntz
ansurrz 2 mennee kwesschunnz.
Dis nawt wun ubz dem
Sno~bawll Kitten duz
nawtz wawntz 2 leep upz andz fyndz
owt… Hurz Hewmin’z gladd!
Sno~bawll Kitteh needz
annuddurr distrakkshun. Wayrz
roal ubz lawwwng sawfft stuff?
Jack.
Hey Jack! I hope you’ll be pleased to know that I’ve named a dessert at NOM after you: The Double Jack Deth by Chocolate Cake!
Aw, that’s just PERFEKT, Maus! A tribute to our poet lolreate of ICHC!
GRRRAYTE idea Maus!
yesh, and i am shure ’twill be haikualitee.
Dis kitteh apeers to be wun sekkund from clymbin up to play wif sum ‘toys’.
i dont like! i dont like!
U needz to washes ur feets…dey stinkies!
i iz blindz.
U gaiz are awear that dat set of feets belongs to a girl, rite? I mean srsly, doze toze iz far too cute to be a man.
So no moar wee-wee jokes. We must lolz at it appropriately.
The person in that picture lives in Florida, right?
(orange bathmat, wears flip flops all the time)
“You need both hands for that, mate!”
lol! these r so funni!
I couldz haz livd da rest of meh life wifout see’n dat!!