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Honey, did you let the cat in last night? No, I thought you did.

wuz sew cold dat mah pee froze.

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  1. Valesa says:

    one frozen kitteh coming up!

  2. Bad peepz!!! Nawt let kitteh in!

    • Klingbeil says:

      all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh!

    • va_cat_mom says:

      i has froz wiskurz! u putz de kamra down and openz de dor nao!

    • jmuhj says:

      Mai thotz eggzacklii, zauberflote! Tehy shud bii mayd an eggzampel uv.

  3. Maus says:

    Kitteh is lookin fer the door into Summer…

  4. johnnyface says:

    Brrrr. I’d poop in yur shoo, but itz froze to mah butt.

  5. netCanHas5Kittehs
    February 20th, 2009 at 2:12 am

    *trumpit sounds*
    RAH TA TA TAH TA RAH TA TA TA TAAAAAAAHHH

    HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE!

    Today, teh 20th day of Febrooary, iz teh Birfday ov
    teh wun, teh awnlee, teh ILLUSTRIOUS
    . . . GIBBOCAT
    Founder & Proprietor ov teh TY BOO TEEK
    an he hoo browt us teh moast amaizing 2008 Winter Olympiks
    an a gud fren to awl in Cheezland.
    .
    Teh partee will be awn teh 6AM ICHC taim pikchoor ov teh day.
    Teh thurd wun ov teh day, 12 noon EST, 9 AM PST an 5 PM TTI taim.
    .
    Cweenmj and JCH4K wud bee veree pleezed if yoo cud awl com! ;)

  6. carosue says:

    Frozen pointy ends ar probly teh mos painful. Yew iz gonna findowt.

  7. gremlin says:

    Frozen whiskurs!
    *thinks a minnit* Hey, that sownds lyke a grayt naym for a drinkee at NOM!

  8. AfriCat says:

    Ktteh sez: Nawt sekkund, aiz gunna call PETA
    Nawt fird, aim gunna call mai lolyer
    Nawt fort, ai needz a hawt toddy
    Nawt fif, aiz gunna taik dese pointee endz an aiz gunna *CENSORED*!!!

  9. kitteh so floofeh, she problee nawt feel teh cowld! :lol:
    ai wunner if her has sno awn faes cause uv hunting mowses unner teh sno?

  10. hedda says:

    luks liek kitteh got teh ‘frost ‘n’ tip’. O.o

  11. lolnascar says:

    Put dat camra down and open da frickin door alreddy!

  12. D.R. says:

    Oh, poor kitty!

    Come here for exstra snugglins to make u better. :)

  13. rhsb says:

    Ohai, guies!

    Has u herd my noos?

    I’M SINGLOL!

  14. Gotta go tu doktur nao… see yu awl laytur! since ai nawt can du much eggsept type, ai gess ai nawt gunna haz much choise wevver tu duing teh howsewurk oar play heer when ai gets hoam. ;) schmoos an hedbonks!

    • Prysma, schmoo! Sai ohai to nyse Dr Tinycat foar us!

    • sweetpea says:

      hoep yr hand is much bettah. {{{{Prysma & Loki}}}

    • ohai, guis, ai iz hoam. was diffrint dr tinycat tehn yessurday, this wun moar eggsperiensed. her waz berry nice lady. her waz pleezd we added nuvver line tu show where teh red waz last nyte, an sed it nawt being so bad ai needs tu going tu horse piddle but keep watching it close ovur weekend.
      ai haz tyred nao, again… ai problee be kinda in n owt fur tuday.
      fankies so berry much fur teh hugs an schmoos an gud finkings an ebreefing!!!
      an ai promiss, ai will taeking AWL teh antee biotiks, ryte tu last wun, an ai will be gud!

  15. rhsb says:

    Gremlin – I thot of u dis moarnin. I herd “Sweet Child Of Mine” awn teh radio an smiled wen I thot of teh bideo. ;-)

    • gremlin says:

      Ohai, rhsb! Is a grayt toon. Mah huzbin put a video in teh VCR teh uther nite, wuz a tayp I had mayd when we had MTV bak in teh late 80s or erlee 90s. Top 100 videos of teh 1980s. Ther wuz GNR and Madonna and Peter Gabriel and Dire Straits and Bon Jovi and oh so menneh wunderful uthers!

      If I yam ever feline bad, just put on sum 80s toons and itz guaranteed to mayk me smiol!

      Conga-rats to yoo on teh nawt-married-hood! Woo-hoo!

  16. judson says:

    Dis kitteh spended mush to mush tyme at goilfrenz’ howse and din’t git back till lawng after everybuddy asleeps. Hims hadda sleep under de woodshed till brefkitz tyme.

  17. PrincessOfChaos says:

    U poor kitteh! U hbz 2 schnuggle up wif de goggie last nite 2 keap warm! Poor kitteh! Ur wiskers is awl frowz! Come in nd sit bye de fyre nd git warm.

  18. Rascals Hyoomin says:

    poor kitteh looks cat-a-tonic…

  19. two_kittehs says:

    Plz let me in, I will not eat your cookie, I pwomise

  20. javogabo says:

    ai needz a warm….

  21. gremlin says:

    Frozen floof-sicle!

  22. bluesfan473 says:

    U wil pai hoomans, u wil pai.

  23. 3kittymomma says:

    furst thing dat kitteh gonna du iz go “defrost” so that it bii smellin like wet cat

  24. two_kittehs says:

    Is King Lear Kitteh
    himz dotters is not beree nice
    demz lefted him in deh cold to freeze

  25. LD0ne says:

    your gonna have to stick that cat in the microwave he looks seriously frozen solid lol

  26. LD0ne says:

    speaking of cats and putting them outside does anyone have any advice on how to put your cat outside and not have her run away for good? i have a cat that is dying to go outside but we are scared to death to do it cause we are afraid that she’s going to run away. we aren’t worried about her getting hit by cars or anything cause we live in the middle of nowhere but if she runs far enough i feel like she won’t come back any advice would be greatly appreciated.

    • skwirrlgrrl says:

      As long as u lives far far away from any traffik, and tehre are no loose dogs runnin arounwd, I don’t think u has to worry.
      Why wud u think she wud run away?
      Most kittehs wud never run away from their hoomans! U feeds them and loves them, and they love u back (and wanna keep gettin fuds ;) )
      Only excepshun is, if they has bin outside before and u has recently moved.

    • bluesfan473 says:

      afink it deependz, haz teh kitteh eber been owtsyde beefor? Iffen she iz an adult kitteh an haz neber been owt, wel, she mite fink she wantz owt but it mite bee bery skarree fer her. If u deecide tew let her tri it tehn at leest fer teh furst few tymes sumwun shud goe owt wif her, jus bee ware she cahn see tehm.

      This iz onlee mai opinyon, mai girlz stai striktlee insyde, tew mush traffik, utter animlols an meen keeds ware ai liv.

    • Um… there are more risks than cars or simply getting lost. Wild predators (foxes, coons, fishers, feral dogs, coyotes, etc depending where you are)… disease… I very much hope she’s spayed. Plz tu consider, tho, that the average lifespan for an indoor-only cat is statistically MUCH higher than an indoor-outdoor cat. At the very least, you’re looking at fleas and various internal parasites.
      Frankly, I don’t recommend it.
      If you want her to have relatively safe outdoor time, what about a harness and tie-out in the yard? Or build her a run out of chicken wire or something?

    • 3kittymomma says:

      most of the time the kittez nawt wonder very far from the porch at first. then slooowly they move farther owt. if my mainly coon dosnt come when i callz him i just take a gushifudz can and a spoon owtside an bang the lid wif da spoon and hii magikalli appearz

    • If U haz coyotes around nawt tu let teh cat get tu far awai. teh coyotes favorite nom is teh kitteh.

      • LD0ne says:

        ok… well i dunno she’s just always clawing at the doors and windows and tryin to get out and play with the birdies and squirrels that are outside and i mean she begs to go out some times but we never let her out… I just hate to see her unhappy if she wants to go out then i should be able to let her go out… i dunno thanks for the advice though

        • then give her more to do inside to distract her
          a range of toys, and spend more time playing with her
          if you have a porch that you can fence or screen, that might be a good compromise
          you need to consider her safety

          • LD0ne says:

            toy list
            1.) lots of cat nip
            2.) lazer pointer (god she loves that thing)
            3.) i got these silly little ball thingies that have these bells in them that she bats around sometimes doesn’t seem to play with those 2 much
            4.) feather duster (go figure the one thing we didn’t buy as a toy is the thing she loves the most)
            5.) newspaper (she goes absolutely nuts on this stuff)
            6.) boxes (if its a box she hides in it until someone comes by she pounces on you lol its so great been tryin to catch it on video but she kinda hates the cameras whenever you got it pointing at her she just looks at u like ur an idiot)

            but i really think she just wants to get her teeth around a squirrel or bird lol she looks at those darn things like they are dead and they don’t know it… we tried to do the leash thing for a bit but she just sat there and stared at us… i dunno i guess i could buy her more toys but i like to think she has a lot of those all ready i mean we feed her give her lots to drink all the attention she can handle (of course she has a really deep independent streak that means she loses interest in us quite easily basically if she wants to play then we have to play)

        • Indefatigable says:

          The way I see it, a housecat is about as smart as a two-year-old kid, and maybe *slightly* more wilderness-savvy. ;) If a toddler begs to go out without you, you probably say “Sorry, no can do” and find things to keep her busy in the house.

    • Angies Papa says:

      Ai fownd my Angelina as part ob a feral-cat’s litter in mai garage, adn tukk dem awl in so dey wudn’t add tu teh local stray populashun. She was abowt 6 weeks awld den, adn ai kept dem awl insyd until dey got akustumd tu hoomans. We gave teh odders awai, but Angie has awlwayz wanted tu go owtsyd.
      .
      We lib in a neyborhood wiff dogs and racoons adn bizzee streets neerby adn a park akross teh street, so ai didn’t want her tu wander owtsyd teh yard. So ai wayted until she had formd a bond wiff me, adn mayd shoor she unnerstood wen ai ment “no”, den let her owt under soopervizhun. Ai gabe her inkurajment wen she wuz inbestigatin arown teh yard, but wuz veree stern wen she thot abowt crossin teh bowndree – basiklee duin mai best tu establish teh perimiterz. Ai didn’t want tu brake her spirit – juss contayn it wifin a sayf enbironment.
      .
      Nawt an eezee fing tu du wiff a kitteh. Tuk much tym adn pashuns, adn ai kawt her akross teh street at teh naybor’s a kupple tyms – reelee gabe her hell fur dat. Seems tu hab wurked, tho – ai habbnt kawt her duin dat fur a lawng tym nao, adn wuns wen she started krossin wyl ai wuz weedin, awl she needed was a stern “Angelina!” adn she turnd rite arown adn ran bak tu teh yard.
      .
      Ai fink the trick wuz dat ai insisted on a rool dat “ebreewun cums insyd fur sleepeetym.” But u cant fors rulz on kittehs – it hasta be dere choys. Ai dont feed teh stray cats (dat wud attract teh rakoons tu) so her choys wuz eever cum in fur bedtym or bekum a stray dat’s nawt welkum insyd. If she didnt cum in at nyt, ai wudn’t let her in teh next morning. Ai wud wayt until bedtym dat nyt befur lettin her bak in fur dinner, den kept her in teh whol next day. Agen, ai had tu du dat a fyoo tyms befor she got teh cloo, but nao she unnerstands dat u gotsa lib by teh hows ruls if u want tu be part ob teh famblee.
      .
      So mayk sure she unnerstands wut she’d be gibbin up if she runs awai, adn insted she will chooz tu com bak. Be firm but respekful, adn awlwayz be honest adn consistent. Adn ob korse, hab lub in ur hart wenebber u interact wiff her, eben wen u need to be stern, adn she will gro to lub adn respekt u bak. Gud luk!

      • skwirrlgrrl says:

        AP – not to be teh a caretroll or anything, but I let my last cat out, and she never left teh yard. She was such a gud kitteh. However that didn’t halp her any when a dog runnin loose came into teh yard and attacked her. She died within hours. Plz be careful and watchful if u lets ur kitteh outside.

        • Angies Papa says:

          O Leeza, so sorree u had tu go fru dat. Poor kitteh! {{Leeza}}

          Yeff, u maek a gud poynt. Ai always has a wurree wen Angie goes owt, speshullee wen she duzznt stay in site. Owr yard iz fensd fur owr own goggiez, adn dey wud help wiff anee uvver animuls dat tryd tu wander in. Dey had a big possum cornerd a fyoo weeks ago, wuz skaree eben tu me.

          But Angie ushullee onlee wants tu go down tu teh baysmint, adn shez gud at jumpin intu teh big tree in bakk wen skayrd, so ai has a hopeful she’ll nawt get intu bad trubbul. Iz a hard desizhun tu maek – ai dont want hur to fink shez a prizonner but ai also want her tu be sayf adn happee. Adn she duz lub teh owtdoorz – she offin follows me arown wen ahm duin teh yardwurk. Is so kyoot wen she mayks shoor teh weeds ar properlee killifyd befoar she lets me put dem in teh bukkit.

          Ai has been trying to shift her focus to be moar indoorz, such as rewarding her fur playing wiff indoor mauses (she loses intrest in aneefing nawt moving) adn teeching her nawt to nom teh birdees owtsyd. Yeff, ai wud has a big sad if she got hurt or lawst, but she has gotten so polyt at asking adn so well behabed wen ai gibs her her freedum dat ai kant say no, adn hoep dat it maeks her lyf moar rewarding eben if it duz end up bein shorter. Nuffin is totalee sayf in dis whirld, adn lyf iz fur libbing.

          • AP – if moar peeps tuk teh tiem yu haz tu maek a caerful choyse an tu taek as menny steps as yu can tu keep hur saef, ai wud haz a diffrint pinyun uv indoor-owtdoor kittehs.
            where kittehs be consernd, iz nawt menny absoloots, aifinkso.

            • Angies Papa says:

              Fanks, PK.
              .
              Wun fing ai furgot tu menshun is dat ai nebber let her owt wiffout a collar adn tag wiff her naym adn fone nummer onnit.
              .
              She went fru at leest free collars (adn dat onlee bekaws teh naybor returnd wun dey fownd in dere yard) befoar she finallee aksepted it. Ai habbint had tu get a noo wun in aver a yeer nao (shez free adn a haff).

    • Indefatigable says:

      In the middle of nowhere the biggest dangers are other animals (feral dogs, foxes, martens or wolverines, depending on where you live).

      How desperate is she? If she’s not sitting at the door literally all the time, she’ll give up and get used to being inside. If she’s never been out you could take her out supervised on a harness.

      They can get lost and confused if they get too involved with exploring, or get scared of something and run.

  27. SOS says:

    pur kitteh,wut happen to her/him

  28. teh lauar says:

    oh noes! it are teh cat carol come for reals! :’(

    “The cat wanted in to the warm warm house,
    but no one would let the cat in
    It was cold outside on Christmas Eve,
    She meowed and meowed by the door…”

    *bawls*

  29. Gia says:

    opin door now. not kiddin. i not out here fo my helf. :achoo: see? now i has cold. you betta make soop!

  30. Eric says:

    Frozun kitteh gievs hims hoomins a aisee staer…

    Nawt want to see wut kitteh duz wen him getz insied!!1!

  31. Holy Crap says:

    If I saw this outside, I think I’d freak out a bit.

  32. sakura_12 says:

    nice :-)

  33. ILoveFred says:

    open the dor or DIE!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Irene says:

    Poor kitteh.

  35. Slim-T says:

    aw cman, not funny >=[

  36. nat says:

    Hahahahaha, that is bloody brilliant!

  37. Funnybunny says:

    that`s horrible!poor cat..it`s frozen!…is he ok now? :)

  38. Funnybunny says:

    kill all hongkongese.


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