
Honey, did you let the cat in last night? No, I thought you did.
wuz sew cold dat mah pee froze.
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Honey, did you let the cat in last night? No, I thought you did.
wuz sew cold dat mah pee froze.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: kevin1961
one frozen kitteh coming up!
pooo kitteh! I’ll warm you up!
TGIF Valesa! U tawp ov tye! Shall wii go tew Tyboo teek-eeek-eek an get sum clothes foar teh upcommin Mardee Grah party?
yes yes yes! and beads! wait, is that a no-no?
Well, I wonderin hao we maykes teh gettin ov teh beeds a family affair. Mehbeh we haz a code? maybe like ” *syvcf fuveg hc gb trg ornqf*” (look up “online ROT 13″
Ai iz goin to a Mardi Grah partee tomorrow nite…iz a fundraiser for Haiti.
Cannawt wait for teh fun !!!
lezzay les bon tomp ro-lay!
neber been either! just hurd ’bout it n seen mobies…
Mitu! An ai wil NEVUHR let kitteh aowt agin sew kitteh wil stayz warm an sayf!
Bad peepz!!! Nawt let kitteh in!
Yeah!
all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh! all work and no play make Fluffy a dull kitteh!
xsellent shing ref, Klingbell
i has froz wiskurz! u putz de kamra down and openz de dor nao!
Mai thotz eggzacklii, zauberflote! Tehy shud bii mayd an eggzampel uv.
Kitteh is lookin fer the door into Summer…
Dint we hab anovver wun some thyme ago taht gawt thsi commint?
Good memory ZF! Just a few weeks ago:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/15/funny-pictures-you-lied-to-me/#comment-216536
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And me last May:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/06/funny-pictures-was-to-poop-outside/#comment-312870
Hay, fankz!
Ai naut noes ew did that capshun. Is won of my very favoritedests!
Ohai, midnightsdeer! I hazzint seen yoo in a whyle! Hao ar yoo and hao ar yor kittehs?
Eyes gud, deys very gud! I lubs dem very very mush! Tiny diabeetes finalee in control.
I has tu mitt tho, 2 indoor kittehs taeks lots moer wurk den 1 outdoor-coems-sleep-inside-ketteh. They very mush moer cuddlie tho so maeks up fur it.
Fanks fur axing!
Glad to hear Tiny diabeetes in control. Mah Grem had teh diabeetes, wuz always a wurree. Mah noo kitteh is still (at 10 munths and 16 pownds) verreh mush a kitten mentally. Havin a kitten is mush moar wurks and chaos than having an older kitteh, yep, ifinkso! Be shor to giv yor kittehs snorgles frum theyr Auntie Gremlin.
16lbs? Hims beeg boy! Wazz hims naem?
Is da funnee, since Tiny get insulin with the rite, him veree mush lieks a kitten! Da onlee beeg diffense is his bodee es getting smaller so him not nock fings ober liek kitten wif growing bodee.
Hai midnightsdeer!
ai hoep yoo can stay fur gibbocat’s party. Eben tho ai am thinking
he prollee cant com. But hee WILL bee happee yo kow we were thinking ov him.
Ai can hasa partee fun!
Ai sees ew gits new kitteh while da wurk maek me naut coem pway with mah cheezfrens? (Ai hasa cat-shup wif mah cheezlan reeds.)
BTW ah naut maeks da fun of Dexter, mah Tiny bin on slow diet fur 5 monfs an him loses 8lbs but still ways 18lbs. (Da insulin maek him ganes sum wait bak while he git adjusted.)
Him luks kyoot wif da littel poonch dat wiggles when him walks.
16 POUNDS?
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I mented to ask u grem- has u ever given Dexter any of those wooly mouses? We has talked about how he and Gummi r both teh destroyers of toy meeses.
Anyways, if u haven’t, don’t bother. I got a wooly mouse for Gummi last night and she had shredded it to bits in less than a hour.
Oh dis Dexter? Ai fought him waz new kitteh.
*Cheeky-scritch Dexter*
Him beeg!!
Ohai, midnightsdeer and skwirrlgrrl.
No, I has nawt tried teh wully meeces. I has bot awl teh types uv mauses that teh local stores karry – ther is reely only wun type he luvs. Is teh wuns that they sell in a 6-pak at Petco that luks a lot like reel mauses. They has them in blak and whyt and they has a liddl felt tayl and a rattle inside. Enny uther maus, he pritteh much ignorifies!
Teh noo tabbeh kitteh’s naym is Dexter (his pikshor is mah avatar). He is beeg boi, and part Maine coon. I tells mah husbin that teh doctor is gonna tell us we has to put heem on a diet – we will tayk him for his 1 yeer chekup in erlee April. Maine coons gits big, tho, so mebbe he will just be a beeg kitteh. He has a little eggstra belleh floof, tho – so I wurries he will be too hevvy and git teh diabeetus too! *sigh* But he has gud appetite and his daddy luvs to giv heem speshul fuds and treets. So whut kin I do?
BRAVO! tuyu! Keep up teh gud wurkz an lurvin thoaz kittoonz!
Ai misuderstud, ew refers tu “Door into Summer”
*blushes*
????? Maus! Hao do yoo DOO this???
Repeat after me: “Google is my friend… Google is my friend…”
No no!
Heinlein iz wun ov mai favrits! I ment – find teh]urlier commints!
but Janet… teh answer is teh same!
go to google and put in what u remember of teh post, and the names of teh people who posted it, and u can ushually find it.
it alsew halps muchlee if u use advanced surch, an restrik it to ichc.
Heinlein ref FTW!
oh noes! catsickle!
Frederick Pohl, Ben Bova, Larry Niven ref FTW!!!
not sew much ackshully.
hoo are those guys?
SciFi writers. Some people in the real now have frozen themselves instead of dying from a terminal disease. Niven postulated a future where technology allowed them to be revived. The frozen people were known as “corpsicles”.
SF oar science fiction, if you plz! 8)
ditto!
Frederick Pohl famous inventer ob Pohl Dancing, Ben Bova is Lol speek fer the better knowed Ben Dova, and Larry Nivin is indioy bastid son of famous actor David Nivin. Alweys heppey to help.
*snerk*
*heddesk*
I axually tend to cornfuse Poul Anderson wif Frederik Pohl, I am nawt knowing why.
LOL!
Thanks fur teh halp, judson!
Brrrr. I’d poop in yur shoo, but itz froze to mah butt.
he does look very cold.. poor kitteh
netCanHas5Kittehs
February 20th, 2009 at 2:12 am
*trumpit sounds*
RAH TA TA TAH TA RAH TA TA TA TAAAAAAAHHH
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE!
Today, teh 20th day of Febrooary, iz teh Birfday ov
teh wun, teh awnlee, teh ILLUSTRIOUS
. . . GIBBOCAT
Founder & Proprietor ov teh TY BOO TEEK
an he hoo browt us teh moast amaizing 2008 Winter Olympiks
an a gud fren to awl in Cheezland.
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Teh partee will be awn teh 6AM ICHC taim pikchoor ov teh day.
Teh thurd wun ov teh day, 12 noon EST, 9 AM PST an 5 PM TTI taim.
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Cweenmj and JCH4K wud bee veree pleezed if yoo cud awl com!
If yoo hav nawt scene teh Winter Olimpiks, yoo can find them awn teh Town Cryer under “ICHC Lore and Legends.”
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Maus and ai were teh gohleez awn up hosing teems furl teh eis hockee gayme!
Yes, wii wud b pleezed!!! It b only rite tu sillybrate Gibbo!!! Hiz gift uv deh tybooteek b a lasting testament tu hiz grateness.
Sew….teh partay at Cheez? Oar at NOM? (Gotta noez hao to dress!)
I finkso deh partying b at Cheez… but peepz hoo b wanting dinner kin go upstairz tu NOM.
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CHEEZ wud bee purrfekt, ai think. It can bee verree comfee an “com az yoo ar.”
Yes! Come to Cheez! PARRTAAY!!!
Oh good! I prolly being layte, grocery shopping will prolly nawt yet be ober bai lunshthyme. Save me a seet, k?
Can yoo bring yur grate hyooj chonklit caek?
Ooooh YUM!
*runz orf teww kicchen befoar shoppin trip* Hao menny akrez u wantz, nao? *skratchez hed* Ware I put teh stone-bote syze caek pan?
I hazn’t seen a stone bote sinse i left deh farm…. and glad tu not have tu b filling it ennee maor. sum uv doze stonez wuz hevy!!!
ai can haz a stone bote!
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ZF – just the regular siezed stone bote shud doo!
whut is a stone bote, I not knoz
plz to eggsplain
*ahem* to awl teh sittey kittehs.
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A stone boat iz a low (awlmost ground level) larj flat slej. Itz pulled bai a traktor, an iz used to put teh sontes awn it taht teh farmers uzed to hawl teh stones an roks from teh feelsds.
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Can awlso be used fur brush.
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Oar for giving awl teh littlol kids fun rides laround teh farm!
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Oar in this cayse, hauling teh hyooj choklit caek to teh partee!
It’s about maybe 6 oar 7′ x maybee 10′ big.
o fanks fur eggsplanashunz,
JCH5K!
riding in deh stone bote sounds like fun
if u luk here u will see a charming pixor uv a stone boat beeing pulled bai a horse wif a man adn a boy on it.
rootsweb.ancestry.com/~wioconto/flash1971Hayes.htm
u will haz tu skrolling tu deh bottom uv deh page tu seeing it.
since deh stone boatz wuz builded bai deh farmerz, not bought from a store, dey awl lukkinged a liddlol differnt. ourz wuz lined wif sheet metal and dubbloled as a cement mixing troff. oh, deh gud old daze!!
wuz U born on a farm cween?
I iz a citeh kitteh
ai wuz borned in Shecago! But we moved to teh farm in Meeshegan wehn ai wuz three!
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An yes! Riading around awn teh9 stone bote waz reelee GRATE fun! Aill bet mai stone bote iz prollee at leest sebentee yeers awld. IIt wuz heer weh we gotted heer – an old then!
I wuz bornded in a horse pistlol in town,
but raised on deh farm.
Adn at county fairs, the beeg hyoog draft horses pull stone boats loaded wiv waits, to prove hao big adn strong tehy be. Wun uv mai fav’rits!
Frozen pointy ends ar probly teh mos painful. Yew iz gonna findowt.
Frozen whiskurs!
*thinks a minnit* Hey, that sownds lyke a grayt naym for a drinkee at NOM!
It duz! Ai wud laik wun pleez!
or a grate name for a rock band!
I has a littul sad to tell u gremlin. I had to cancel out on teh Floridah trip. *sigh*
Oh noes!!!! Why? Wot happened?
my back has bin botherin me a bit, and teh orgamiser decided to add more mileages to teh hike… It just seemd liek to much for me to attempt teh first tiem out.
but I will be aimin for Memorial Day (end of May) and hope to try a BP trip then! itz all gud.
{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}} Ai iz sawrry. Butt Memorial Day iz nawt far awai! **Boop!**
I is sad not to go, but on teh otter hand.. I’m still takin teh days off from werk, and I hope to get LOTS of stuffs done at home! So that will still be gud!
*boop!*
Dats naut a vacshum! Ew shold go sumwears else. Ew needs your down-tyme!
ohai midnightsdeer!! Ware u bin????
*BOOP!*
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I had 10 days off at crissmus and got NUFFIN done. Trooly, it wud be a happy happy day for me if I cud manage to make sense of teh mess that my house has become lately!
U can haz paynkillerz?
Yes, I can has… but it’s not teh mussels. I had bak surgerie 5 yrs ago, disc isshoos.. painkillerz not halp wif that. Hardly ever bothers me, but hiking wif 30 xtra pounds, u hasta be teh careful.
Oh my – sawree abowt yor bak prollems. Yor rite, teh eggstra pownds will push yor tolerance. Teh trip in May – will it still be to Floriday? May wuld be kwite warm in teh sunshyne state (bakpakkers read as: eggstra insekts, need to karree moar water).
no, prolly in teh mountains… shorter hike, but *gulp* not flat!
Aw, skwirrlgrrl! Hao sad – whut happind? I am sawree to hear it. I wuz lukkin forward to it on yor behalf (and on my behalf vicariously kuz I wanted to hear abowt it).
see abuv
Dat sowndz berry nommee, wuts teh ingredeeants?
Not shur I want tu noe.
I dunno, I wuz thinkin abowt that. Whut do we think it shuld hav?
sumthing wif Kat luah in it?
How about this:
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* 1/2 oz. Orange Curacao
* 1/2 oz. Gin
* 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
* 1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
* 1 dash Orange Bitters
* 1/2 oz. Orange Juice
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Frappe in a blender with with ice and serve.
Ifn yu needz a non-guiness piggeh, guiness piggeh too test id, ai bolunteer!!!
W00T!
sounds teh delishus!
Ar verree awn speshul kind ov orinj “poysin.”
Is wunnerful sownding, Maus!
And yoo mayd it orinj, just for meh! *preens orinj fuzz, looks prowd*
*reeds ingrediants* Where’s de Kat luah?
Well, Ah wuns knowd a kitteh that nommed Bailey’s Irish Cream (he wuz Maine Coon syz, and we onlee gib him a few dropz fur speshul okkaizyawns: Fur hiz bodee wayt wood bii lyke gibin wun ob uz a teespoonfool), so what wood go wib Bailey’s an ice?
Oh, yum! Dat r gud jes liek dat!
A nuther Bailey’s an ice . . .
Stoopy hoomins!
Nawt yoo, J4K! Say it izzint so!
**shockyfais**
Aiz shoar iz hard tu keep track ov 4 (or izzit 5?) kittehs! Did dey furrgib yew?
i regularlee shut various of my kitteh on teh back porch and forget they is there.
never left tehm overnite tho! Always do a tail count at bedteim.
Mai bestest frend did daht wuns 2, but it wuz Summir, a dai nite, and awl wuz furgibbin wehn we luiks fur him wif goosheyfuds and fisheytreetz.
a dai nite? Yoo hav dai nites??
poor kitteh. looks so misearble. ai just wants to taek him in adn snorgle him all warm again.
Ktteh sez: Nawt sekkund, aiz gunna call PETA
Nawt fird, aim gunna call mai lolyer
Nawt fort, ai needz a hawt toddy
Nawt fif, aiz gunna taik dese pointee endz an aiz gunna *CENSORED*!!!
kitteh so floofeh, she problee nawt feel teh cowld!
ai wunner if her has sno awn faes cause uv hunting mowses unner teh sno?
luks liek kitteh got teh ‘frost ‘n’ tip’. O.o
Only himz hare dresser noes for shur!
@@@@@!
Put dat camra down and open da frickin door alreddy!
Oh, poor kitty!
Come here for exstra snugglins to make u better.
Ohai, guies!
Has u herd my noos?
I’M SINGLOL!
*gibs red a run-bai tigur-hug awn way tu dr tinycat*
happeh-happeh-happeh fur yu, so berry much!!!! ai lyks seeing yu happeh lyk tihs!
Fanks, p-k.
Iz been an emoshunal moarnin alreddy. My eies has leeked wunse an I nawt kno why. Guess iz a releese an a feer of wut gonna happen next.
It’s been a long journey for you, and you purported yourself with dignity and strength (and pinch or two of Ebil)… I am proud of you!
Fanks, Master.
So, u wanna be my agent, an weed owt teh ‘unkwalifyed’ potenshul sooturs?
I gots wun in mind alreddy, but iz complikayted, ob coarse.
Just have them send me their resume, 3 recommendations from non-family, and their last 5 years of tax returns…
Ohai EM! I, Caretroll, fink u an me should intervyoo tehse pot…topen…ptooy…wanna-be syooterz im persun! If they getz past us, mehbeh rhsb can hav a look. Wut say? Safety in nomnomberz an awl that!
Sounds like a good idea, CT! We’ll make them “run the gauntlet”!
Yay for rhsb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm..ai haz been singlol for manee yeers nao….can ai be a client uv the Ebil Maus & Caretroll Agency for Potential Sooterz ???
Huh…can ai ???
Sure! The more the merrier… well… maybe not for the Potential Suitors…
I fink u gonna hab a beri BEEG busy ness vetting wannabe sooters fur de singlol laydies ob de list. Lawng tyme ago we hadz de favvers nd brovvers to dew de checkies fur us butt we deceye ded dat we cud do betteh. *sigh* I guess now we’z gotz 2 admitt dat mebbeh we dewes nead de halps. Fankee, Ebil Maus. Wez gald 2 hab yoos halp.
*swimzwifakwikkness to TrollheimUnterTehSea to dezine a shinglol foar teh EM&CTAforPS*
And I’ll shine up the shotguns…
Wut ifn him brings hiz own?
**Grabz rhsb pawz and dans dans dans rownd an rownd!**
Yay furr yew! **happee dans happee dans happee hans**
Fanks, ph.
Has u kwitted smokin. My last wun wuz at 9:30 am dis past Monday. Of coarse, ifn I had wun rite nao, I’d be puffin away!
….must….resist…urj…..to go buy……cigs….
Ai nawt ignorun yew, RL iz bodderin me. BRB.
*joinz inna cyrklol dansdansdans* Yay Red! Ur eiez leekin coz, az u sai, u emo awn this okkayzhun. U needz sumfing az a “spine stiffener” sew u can stryde owt confidentlee! Wut shud we do…hmmmm…..sumbody halp me owt heer?
At sum poynt, I has date wif Senor Cuervo. I dun informed my BFF of dis.
ohai red!!
here is teh song I wanted to give u!
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http://www.metrolyrics.com/part-of-the-plan-lyrics-dan-fogelberg.html
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u’ll prolly recognize it when u hear it.
and this is a kewl site, it has teh musick AND teh lyrics!
HOORAY!!! Dat’s awlready TWO reesons 4 sillybrashon – gibbocat’s burfdai and ur being singlol again. YAY! Ai may be layt 4 teh partee, but ai will shirley stop bai and say hello and samplol teh foodstuffs and drinkses. Espeshully dis gnu cocktail, the Frozen Whiskers. Sounds delishus!
*hammmer hammmer, pound pound pound*
*posts a hyooj sine on teh nawtee barn, abuv teh frunt door*
Teh sine sez:
OPEN FOR BIZNISS!
{{{rhsb}}} XXX
Congo-rat u lashuns.
AI wishes ew da mostest lubliest tymes tu coem!
Gotta go tu doktur nao… see yu awl laytur! since ai nawt can du much eggsept type, ai gess ai nawt gunna haz much choise wevver tu duing teh howsewurk oar play heer when ai gets hoam.
schmoos an hedbonks!
Prysma, schmoo! Sai ohai to nyse Dr Tinycat foar us!
hoep yr hand is much bettah. {{{{Prysma & Loki}}}
ohai, guis, ai iz hoam. was diffrint dr tinycat tehn yessurday, this wun moar eggsperiensed. her waz berry nice lady. her waz pleezd we added nuvver line tu show where teh red waz last nyte, an sed it nawt being so bad ai needs tu going tu horse piddle but keep watching it close ovur weekend.
ai haz tyred nao, again… ai problee be kinda in n owt fur tuday.
fankies so berry much fur teh hugs an schmoos an gud finkings an ebreefing!!!
an ai promiss, ai will taeking AWL teh antee biotiks, ryte tu last wun, an ai will be gud!
Teh antibyotics/infecshuns can gives U teh sleepees. short naps nawt be the bad ideer.
Gremlin – I thot of u dis moarnin. I herd “Sweet Child Of Mine” awn teh radio an smiled wen I thot of teh bideo.
Ohai, rhsb! Is a grayt toon. Mah huzbin put a video in teh VCR teh uther nite, wuz a tayp I had mayd when we had MTV bak in teh late 80s or erlee 90s. Top 100 videos of teh 1980s. Ther wuz GNR and Madonna and Peter Gabriel and Dire Straits and Bon Jovi and oh so menneh wunderful uthers!
If I yam ever feline bad, just put on sum 80s toons and itz guaranteed to mayk me smiol!
Conga-rats to yoo on teh nawt-married-hood! Woo-hoo!
Red r nawt-married now? Dat bee de wonnermous nooes! Let’s go to Cheeze to sillybrate!
EERWURM!!!!
Dis kitteh spended mush to mush tyme at goilfrenz’ howse and din’t git back till lawng after everybuddy asleeps. Hims hadda sleep under de woodshed till brefkitz tyme.
U poor kitteh! U hbz 2 schnuggle up wif de goggie last nite 2 keap warm! Poor kitteh! Ur wiskers is awl frowz! Come in nd sit bye de fyre nd git warm.
poor kitteh looks cat-a-tonic…
… oar mebbee cat-needz-a-tonic??
was finking dat aifinkso…
LOL, looks colder than The Moon: http://animalsneedkisses.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/the-moon/
Plz let me in, I will not eat your cookie, I pwomise
Ai just shreds Ur pillol adn uze Ur shoo az littur bawks. U nawt leeb meh awtsied inna snoes agin.
ai needz a warm….
Frozen floof-sicle!
Juzt wat Ai wuz thinkin–kitteh-sicle! Pore kitteh! He do luk a bit lyke a chunk uv ice.
n when aiz thawz, der will be retribushunz….
Floofy on teh owtsyde, furious on teh insyd!
U wil pai hoomans, u wil pai.
furst thing dat kitteh gonna du iz go “defrost” so that it bii smellin like wet cat
ooopz ment tu say defrost on yur pillow
Is King Lear Kitteh
himz dotters is not beree nice
demz lefted him in deh cold to freeze
Wow! Shaykspeer! Hao uneggspekted!
We’re in yor Internets, akting owt yor trajedies . . .
your gonna have to stick that cat in the microwave he looks seriously frozen solid lol
speaking of cats and putting them outside does anyone have any advice on how to put your cat outside and not have her run away for good? i have a cat that is dying to go outside but we are scared to death to do it cause we are afraid that she’s going to run away. we aren’t worried about her getting hit by cars or anything cause we live in the middle of nowhere but if she runs far enough i feel like she won’t come back any advice would be greatly appreciated.
As long as u lives far far away from any traffik, and tehre are no loose dogs runnin arounwd, I don’t think u has to worry.
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Why wud u think she wud run away?
Most kittehs wud never run away from their hoomans! U feeds them and loves them, and they love u back (and wanna keep gettin fuds
Only excepshun is, if they has bin outside before and u has recently moved.
afink it deependz, haz teh kitteh eber been owtsyde beefor? Iffen she iz an adult kitteh an haz neber been owt, wel, she mite fink she wantz owt but it mite bee bery skarree fer her. If u deecide tew let her tri it tehn at leest fer teh furst few tymes sumwun shud goe owt wif her, jus bee ware she cahn see tehm.
This iz onlee mai opinyon, mai girlz stai striktlee insyde, tew mush traffik, utter animlols an meen keeds ware ai liv.
Um… there are more risks than cars or simply getting lost. Wild predators (foxes, coons, fishers, feral dogs, coyotes, etc depending where you are)… disease… I very much hope she’s spayed. Plz tu consider, tho, that the average lifespan for an indoor-only cat is statistically MUCH higher than an indoor-outdoor cat. At the very least, you’re looking at fleas and various internal parasites.
Frankly, I don’t recommend it.
If you want her to have relatively safe outdoor time, what about a harness and tie-out in the yard? Or build her a run out of chicken wire or something?
yesh, ur rite pk, insyde mush saifer fer kittehs ♥
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Deed u goe tew Dr. Tinycat yit? Haow iz ur hand?
see abuv ^
is soar, but is nawt getting wurser, so it shud start getting bedderer ober teh weekend
nebber finked a cat scratch — otay, a bunch uv cat scratches, but (heehee) still — cud hurting so much!!
most of the time the kittez nawt wonder very far from the porch at first. then slooowly they move farther owt. if my mainly coon dosnt come when i callz him i just take a gushifudz can and a spoon owtside an bang the lid wif da spoon and hii magikalli appearz
If U haz coyotes around nawt tu let teh cat get tu far awai. teh coyotes favorite nom is teh kitteh.
ok… well i dunno she’s just always clawing at the doors and windows and tryin to get out and play with the birdies and squirrels that are outside and i mean she begs to go out some times but we never let her out… I just hate to see her unhappy if she wants to go out then i should be able to let her go out… i dunno thanks for the advice though
then give her more to do inside to distract her
a range of toys, and spend more time playing with her
if you have a porch that you can fence or screen, that might be a good compromise
you need to consider her safety
toy list
1.) lots of cat nip
2.) lazer pointer (god she loves that thing)
3.) i got these silly little ball thingies that have these bells in them that she bats around sometimes doesn’t seem to play with those 2 much
4.) feather duster (go figure the one thing we didn’t buy as a toy is the thing she loves the most)
5.) newspaper (she goes absolutely nuts on this stuff)
6.) boxes (if its a box she hides in it until someone comes by she pounces on you lol its so great been tryin to catch it on video but she kinda hates the cameras whenever you got it pointing at her she just looks at u like ur an idiot)
but i really think she just wants to get her teeth around a squirrel or bird lol she looks at those darn things like they are dead and they don’t know it… we tried to do the leash thing for a bit but she just sat there and stared at us… i dunno i guess i could buy her more toys but i like to think she has a lot of those all ready i mean we feed her give her lots to drink all the attention she can handle (of course she has a really deep independent streak that means she loses interest in us quite easily basically if she wants to play then we have to play)
LD0ne- i don’t know if anyone thot to ask… but is ur kitteh fixed?
if not, that cud by why she wants out so bad…
otherwise.. tehy do mellow out as they get older.
The way I see it, a housecat is about as smart as a two-year-old kid, and maybe *slightly* more wilderness-savvy.
If a toddler begs to go out without you, you probably say “Sorry, no can do” and find things to keep her busy in the house.
Ai fownd my Angelina as part ob a feral-cat’s litter in mai garage, adn tukk dem awl in so dey wudn’t add tu teh local stray populashun. She was abowt 6 weeks awld den, adn ai kept dem awl insyd until dey got akustumd tu hoomans. We gave teh odders awai, but Angie has awlwayz wanted tu go owtsyd.
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We lib in a neyborhood wiff dogs and racoons adn bizzee streets neerby adn a park akross teh street, so ai didn’t want her tu wander owtsyd teh yard. So ai wayted until she had formd a bond wiff me, adn mayd shoor she unnerstood wen ai ment “no”, den let her owt under soopervizhun. Ai gabe her inkurajment wen she wuz inbestigatin arown teh yard, but wuz veree stern wen she thot abowt crossin teh bowndree – basiklee duin mai best tu establish teh perimiterz. Ai didn’t want tu brake her spirit – juss contayn it wifin a sayf enbironment.
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Nawt an eezee fing tu du wiff a kitteh. Tuk much tym adn pashuns, adn ai kawt her akross teh street at teh naybor’s a kupple tyms – reelee gabe her hell fur dat. Seems tu hab wurked, tho – ai habbnt kawt her duin dat fur a lawng tym nao, adn wuns wen she started krossin wyl ai wuz weedin, awl she needed was a stern “Angelina!” adn she turnd rite arown adn ran bak tu teh yard.
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Ai fink the trick wuz dat ai insisted on a rool dat “ebreewun cums insyd fur sleepeetym.” But u cant fors rulz on kittehs – it hasta be dere choys. Ai dont feed teh stray cats (dat wud attract teh rakoons tu) so her choys wuz eever cum in fur bedtym or bekum a stray dat’s nawt welkum insyd. If she didnt cum in at nyt, ai wudn’t let her in teh next morning. Ai wud wayt until bedtym dat nyt befur lettin her bak in fur dinner, den kept her in teh whol next day. Agen, ai had tu du dat a fyoo tyms befor she got teh cloo, but nao she unnerstands dat u gotsa lib by teh hows ruls if u want tu be part ob teh famblee.
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So mayk sure she unnerstands wut she’d be gibbin up if she runs awai, adn insted she will chooz tu com bak. Be firm but respekful, adn awlwayz be honest adn consistent. Adn ob korse, hab lub in ur hart wenebber u interact wiff her, eben wen u need to be stern, adn she will gro to lub adn respekt u bak. Gud luk!
AP – not to be teh a caretroll or anything, but I let my last cat out, and she never left teh yard. She was such a gud kitteh. However that didn’t halp her any when a dog runnin loose came into teh yard and attacked her. She died within hours. Plz be careful and watchful if u lets ur kitteh outside.
O Leeza, so sorree u had tu go fru dat. Poor kitteh! {{Leeza}}
Yeff, u maek a gud poynt. Ai always has a wurree wen Angie goes owt, speshullee wen she duzznt stay in site. Owr yard iz fensd fur owr own goggiez, adn dey wud help wiff anee uvver animuls dat tryd tu wander in. Dey had a big possum cornerd a fyoo weeks ago, wuz skaree eben tu me.
But Angie ushullee onlee wants tu go down tu teh baysmint, adn shez gud at jumpin intu teh big tree in bakk wen skayrd, so ai has a hopeful she’ll nawt get intu bad trubbul. Iz a hard desizhun tu maek – ai dont want hur to fink shez a prizonner but ai also want her tu be sayf adn happee. Adn she duz lub teh owtdoorz – she offin follows me arown wen ahm duin teh yardwurk. Is so kyoot wen she mayks shoor teh weeds ar properlee killifyd befoar she lets me put dem in teh bukkit.
Ai has been trying to shift her focus to be moar indoorz, such as rewarding her fur playing wiff indoor mauses (she loses intrest in aneefing nawt moving) adn teeching her nawt to nom teh birdees owtsyd. Yeff, ai wud has a big sad if she got hurt or lawst, but she has gotten so polyt at asking adn so well behabed wen ai gibs her her freedum dat ai kant say no, adn hoep dat it maeks her lyf moar rewarding eben if it duz end up bein shorter. Nuffin is totalee sayf in dis whirld, adn lyf iz fur libbing.
AP – if moar peeps tuk teh tiem yu haz tu maek a caerful choyse an tu taek as menny steps as yu can tu keep hur saef, ai wud haz a diffrint pinyun uv indoor-owtdoor kittehs.
where kittehs be consernd, iz nawt menny absoloots, aifinkso.
Fanks, PK.
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Wun fing ai furgot tu menshun is dat ai nebber let her owt wiffout a collar adn tag wiff her naym adn fone nummer onnit.
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She went fru at leest free collars (adn dat onlee bekaws teh naybor returnd wun dey fownd in dere yard) befoar she finallee aksepted it. Ai habbint had tu get a noo wun in aver a yeer nao (shez free adn a haff).
mebbe mikrochip??? it be bakup hur cud nawt get owt uv oar lose… (at leest, nawt eezilee)
In the middle of nowhere the biggest dangers are other animals (feral dogs, foxes, martens or wolverines, depending on where you live).
How desperate is she? If she’s not sitting at the door literally all the time, she’ll give up and get used to being inside. If she’s never been out you could take her out supervised on a harness.
They can get lost and confused if they get too involved with exploring, or get scared of something and run.
poor kitty!
pur kitteh,wut happen to her/him
oh noes! it are teh cat carol come for reals! :’(
“The cat wanted in to the warm warm house,
but no one would let the cat in
It was cold outside on Christmas Eve,
She meowed and meowed by the door…”
*bawls*
oh pooh kitteh
Uz can come in
and sit by the warm fire
I gibs U gooshie fuds and snorgles
opin door now. not kiddin. i not out here fo my helf. :achoo: see? now i has cold. you betta make soop!
Frozun kitteh gievs hims hoomins a aisee staer…
Nawt want to see wut kitteh duz wen him getz insied!!1!
If I saw this outside, I think I’d freak out a bit.
nice
open the dor or DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Poor kitteh.
aw cman, not funny >=[
brrr
Hahahahaha, that is bloody brilliant!
that`s horrible!poor cat..it`s frozen!…is he ok now?
kill all hongkongese.