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My eyes r up here
picture: KinsieC. lol caption: thomasp
wot choo lukkin at? hmm?
sumbuddy needs to get moar praktiss wif da kamera…
adn teh CHRGz. Snappum awn taite, ebberwun — tihs kitteh habing teh mayjer *kyoot*!!!
gud pt, cc, gud fing wii know Cee teh kyoot kitteh face!!! ‘ploshuns ebberywhere…brayne mess on ‘puter skreens…CCC running hear an dere…
Itz hapinin tu sum uv us evun tho wii canut c teh whoal fayss! *SPLORTTT*
conga raatz sweetpea!!! dansies? drinkies?
hmmmmm. wunder wots at NOM or Cheez?
*goes to NOM*
“Tabul foar Elebentee five, pweez.”
“Name?” the nametaker axes.
*skribbuls name*
“You adn yr partay may wait in Cheez untill yr tabul is reddy.”
*Hep Catz banned strikes up Tuxedoe Junk shun in onner 0 kitteh in pic*
U want teh bebbeh BBq riblets? Iz nawt NOM’s, but iz free. Aifinkso ai can find U a shwimp oar eleben.
*wanders by, beckons a ynng*
Surri tew has kept u waiting!
we can has ribletts awn special! just fur u cause Wrr wants it
YNNG: Table fur elebenty fibe now ready!
*Mu smilols an leads the way…*
Sweet pea – i wented to teh antigue dress site u linked the ottur day. it wus teh coolest! i wish i could go crazy in there! *shop shop shop*
adn mai wisskurrz…
ai lubs teh whiskers
*snorgles kitteh*
snorgle snorgle WANT!!!
*handz calicocoa a snorggle snorkkul.*
Has fun!
Ahh, sew…Fu Man Chu whiskers! veddy nise!
Oh mai, wut luvly wisskerz yu has!
and mai pinkiepinkie nose…
gud fing ai kan’t see hiz pinkiepinkie toepads…
Mah wiskurz iz ebbreeware!
tu say nuffing uv mai floof…
Wut purty lawng whiskurs u has!
awl the better tu bii wakin u up at 5a.m. for fudz wif my deer
When can wii haz Ur Singlol agin partee? Ai haz teh buzzee fur a cupplol week week weeks. U can wait oar shud wii ask sumwun else tu organimize it?
Wayle, I nawt kin partee much durin teh werk-dayz, so wii ethur has partee awn teh ebenin lols oar teh week-enz.
hay! yoo wakeded upp frum yur swoon awn teh last lol?
yeth, my mommeh uses “hare thikening shampoos” on mii. Ai lubbs my which-curs, but teh baff is teh pleh!
i noez yur just admiren my tag…rite?
Dat an teh purtee sox.
mii, tew! onley a kitteh kan go out wereing a tux-seed-doe an wyte sox!!!
kittehs so rool!
I wuz tuxie kitteh foar Hallolween wun yeer.
Anudder yeer, I wuz Playboy Bunneh. Anudder yeer, a geisha.
Wun yeer, I wuz Energizer Bunneh an ex-huzbin wuz Elmer Fudd.
i wuz da harri keshna wun year wif a nawt now boyfriend…it wuz very funni
My brother used to call dem “Hairee Krishtuns”.
*snerk*
oh, ifinkso day be white spatz to go wif da tuxeedo? prolly hazza dimon topped cane & taupe hat in da coat check room.
*kitkay trys 2 mayke teh funneh smyly laffy fase, butt knot nose how*
*smyles an laffs 2 selff about teh cat’s spats, hats and blingees*
smileys iz awn teh cween’s cryer… linkees be getting eeted tunite aifinkso, but is cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
**brings partee to next lol**
I has been awn a Cheap Trick “kick” latelee, so enjoy dis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DmpM8DMZ9E
Plz to tell me u kin see dis!
Ai kinz see datz
OMG….THOSE ….WHISKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesh, R’t dey nyse?
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Sweet pea has hurr tendrils.
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Upfi has hurr feelers,
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cweenmj has hurr krown wiff poytee endz,
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Tuxie kitteh has hymns whiskers,
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wii awl bees purrteh!
Wai kitteh wairing DOGGIE BONE ID tag???? Dat’z just rong!!! rong, rong, rong!!!
CWEEN!
I’m singlol agin!
yesyesyesyes!!!!!!
plz tu be putting annownsmint in teh cryer! owr red be FREEE!!!!!
itz awl reddee dere!!
Concatu lashingz, red!!
Fanks, Cween.
I feel lyk I kin breev agin.
And hiz naem iz Mustapha – Lion King!
**shudders**
Say it agin!
snerk! I read his tag as “Muskrat”!
Ohai Q. Da “Lion King” naem be Mufassa. It be one ob mai faboritez.
Aifinkso teh kitteh tuk it frum teh goggie. Kitteh wantz da bling, kitteh gets.
*snerk* dis saownds liek sumptink sumwun wud sai tew meh…..
Okay, WP must has a beeg hongree, cuz it keeps eetin my posts!
I heered dis sawng awn teh raydio yesterday, whiel dribin down teh innerstate. I nawt heered it for elebenty yeers, so I cranked it an sang along.
“Bad Love” by Eric Clapton
Oh what a feeling I get when Im with you
You take my heart into everything you do
And it makes me sad for the lonely people
I walked that road for so long
Now I know that Im one of the lucky people
Your love is making me strong
Ive had enough bad love
I need something I can be proud of
Ive had enough bad love
No more bad love
And now I see that my life has been so blue
With all the heartaches I had till I met you
But Im glad to say now thats all behind me
With you here by my side
And theres no more memories to remind me
Your love will keep me alive
Ive had enough bad love
I need something I can be proud of
Ive had enough bad love
No more bad love
its a beautiful song, rhsb, thanks for sharing. =)
Ohai, zaffy!
Ackshully, iz rockin song. Clapton iz fulla awsum an win!
I lubs “Let It Grow” taht himz duz. Beyootiful song!
i thinkz “anudder wun ditez da dust” wuld bii better celebration song
Oar “Na Na Hey Hey (Goodbye)”.
ooopz dont know wat dat ) is doing there growling kittehz bii distraking
Why ur kittehs growlin?
iz what ai waz just gunna ask…
they nawt soo fond of ech other tunite. strippy, spotti wun iz kausing all kindz uf truble tunite.
oh… doncha luv it when kittehs get intu moods lyk taht? *sigh*
she wantz tu bii sa qween but she needz tu unnerstand i am da qween of dis howse..probably nawt fur long tho
ai gibed up yeers ago awn teh ideeya uv being in charj
mine b iz bakwardz..how did dat happen?
They’re my blue packets of strings..you can’t have them!
huh? oh, ai’z jusst trayink tew reed yur shurt…noez, ai’z nawt staerink…ai’z just traiyink tew reed sumptink heer…….
(bee bakk afturr dinner adn mai daelee piyano consert)
r u tryin 2 look at mai naughty bits? n realli, goggie tagz r for goggies..
I has a sick T.T Enniewun know sumfing against tummy cramps and throwing up? Iz killing meh T.T Ai need a hug
{{{{{Phyde}}}}}
gravol? pepto-bismol?
mebbe considur seeing a doctor if berry bad?
tummy cramps an frowing up iz pleh… ai hopes yu get bedderer soon
Room temperature ginger ale (or Sprite if you don’t have the ginger ale), but ginger ale is better. Just small sips until you figure out if you can handle it. Maybe some dry toast, if you can keep it down. If those fail, you can try some PediaLyte. It comes in many flavors & will replenish your electrolytes without being as harsh as something like GatorAde or PowerAde.
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Good luck, Phyde. I hope you feel better!
{{{{{Phyde}}}}}
{{{{HUGS}}}} You needs crackers, water and relaxashuns… Dry toasties (no butters r jellies), plain rice and bananahs help as well. Kiddie pedialyte for electrolyte replacements as well. Being sick iz no fun..
chikkun nuddlol soop. jus teh brof nawt sekkund. if dat nawt bad den can haz a littlol nuudlol oar teh chikkun.
ai nawt knowing yur situation, but plz tu be rememburing: a lawt uv this stuff spreds eezilee bai peeps whu iz sick nawt washing hands aftur being in bafroom… it can get on ennyfing, lyk shopping carts in grocery stores an fings. tu keep frum giving it to others, or re-infecting yourself later, wash your hands lots, wash (or leave to soak) anything you throw up in/on with something disinfectant…
if it continues more than about 48 or 72 hours, definitely see a doctor, okay?
That’s good advise, PK.
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If you have picked up Norovirus (often referred to as “stomach flu” though it’s not really a flu at all), the worst should be over in about 24-36 hours. It’s miserable during that time, but mercifully passes fairly quickly. You’ll likely feel weak for a couple more days since you haven’t been getting nourishment. If it lasts longer, I second PK’s recommendation about seeing a doctor.
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Definitely keep up with the hand-washing, though — and make sure that anyone else in your home is also being VERY careful to wash hands frequently. If you do have Norovirus, it’s spread amazingly easily. Pleh!
my mom’s nursin hoem is under kwarantine rite now for a virus. don’t know if its noro.
sometimes its not teh flu but fud poysonings.
and ime, in that sitchooashun, ur doin gud if u can keep water down and stay hydrated.
And if u go more than a day without gettin any fluids in u, hed to Dr Tinycat, cuz u prolly will be dangerussly de hide rated by then.
{{{{{phyde}}}}}
It probably is noro. It’s very common in populations kept in limited areas (nursing homes, schools, cruise ships).
{{{{{Leeza & Leeza’s Mom}}}}}
she duzn have it, at least not now, but fanks ns.
{{{{{{ns}}}}}}
It is going round. Sadly u aer probably in for 6-8 hours of teh pleh. It will be bedder soon though.
Aw dankies awl fur deh tipz and huggles. I’m fully bedder already, just berry tired. Noes iz not stomach flu, ai fink I has eated sumfing bad. I eated dry crackers nao and some soup, iz awl okie. Huggies!
maybe another kitteh took teh pikchure?
Hay myoozik lubbers! Gotta kweshtun foar ya.
Iz dere song dat sez –> I’m singlol an innerested in u?
Teh closest I kin fink of iz, “I Want U To Want Me” by Cheap Trick.
Single again by Trina?
* luks up teh chorus *
♪
I’m single again,
Back on the prowl,
I thought it was perfect,
I don’t know how,
I’m single again,
Back on the prowl,
I thought it was perfect,
I don’t know how,
I’m single again.
“Manhunt” frum Flashdance coming tu mind… ai will pondur tihs furver, but mai moosikal taystes be teh weerd, so aidunno…
Ooooh, I lykes dat wun! Nawt heered it in yeers.
I fownded t-shirt I lyk: Wut u cawl woman wif no butt-hoal? Diborsed!
WOOT!!! Adn KHAAAAAN gradual Haitians on beein a singlol rhsb!!!
*runs in late*
wate, wut?
Ur SINGLOL????
w00t!!!
We hasta shellabrate! U want sham pain, or a shot?
Yesh, iz troo. I’m singlol! Lolyer’s offis cawled dis afturnoon, befoar I left werk.
Wii needs to has beeg party!
when is gud for u?
I was just catchin up, luks like u made a gud start of it on teh last lol!
Either in teh eveninz oar teh week-enz. Durin teh day at werk nawt gud.
Wii needs to ask WRr wen himz availablol too, sinse him wuz orijinal plannur.
okays.. I will wate for instruckshuns.
In teh meantime, have a mohiito!
*crushes teh mints and herbs*
*adds teh reel shugar cane joos*
*pours in LOTS of rum*
*adds crushed ice*
*and a littol lyme*
Tehre u go!
Fanks! I has nebber hadded mohito.
**drinks mohito**
Mmmm…gud stuffs.
bai teh wai, iz yoo okai??
In wat sense, DK?
*thinkz a minnit* yoo knoez, ai dunnoew…….
ai wuz gonna sai smptink……
butt ai furgotted……heh…….
hmmmm….apparentlee, yoo recubbered frum yur littlol swoon urliurr? ai has seemeded tew hab misseded moast ob teh partee…
pfft. Red is A-OK DK!
I was finking, wud Part of teh Plan be a gud song for being singlol again?
And teh mojitos if u ever makes it to teh tropiclol plase, u needs to get one. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Leeza – Teh MAREENS wuz singin erlyur! Yesh, I swooned beeg-tyem. Teh hoel man-in-yooniform fing, ya kno.
I nawt kno teh song ur tawlkin abowt. Will has to inbestigate it laytur.
I’ll get u a link tomorrow.
Dan Fogelberg.. one of my faves.
Gots to hed to bed rite now.
Sweet dreems!
U too!
I finkso I’m heded to bed too.
Nite, Cheezland!
gud nite, bofe ob ya’ll!
Oh hai, sorree ai has teh buzzee agin. Ai nawt can haz interwebs teh next 2 weekends. Ai haz sum dart tournementz ai haz tu go tu. Ai mai find teh liberry fur a littlol bit but nawt enuf tu hosts teh partee.
Iz rhsb’s partee, holdz it when is best fur hurz an ai will du what ai can tu halps.
heh…ai willz probablee nawt bee bakk untill sumtaim fundai..ai hazza campink trip dis weekend……adn sew ai wiillz bee nawt heer fur kwiet sum tiem….
WRR! Yer a dart player? Me too! Ai has been playin leeg darts fer yeers, ebber sints I decided to look fer sports dat dint require speed, strenf, coordnayshun, or endurantz. So nao itz dartz, bowlink, golf, and fishin, awl sports that go well wiff beer.
ROTFLMAOAPIMP! OMCC! This is teeeewwww funneh!!!
ai goes tu bed nao, guis. gotta see dr. tinycat again inna moarning, an since teh red be still spredding, ai haz a big scared
ai hoaps teh antee biotiks duz their fing soon… ennyway, ai sees yu soon. ebreewun haz a gud nyte!
{{{{{nao-singlol red}}}}}
{{{{{alla cheezfrenz}}}}}
{{{{{prysma}}}}}
Gud luck, PK — taek care uv yurself!!
{{{{{PK}}}}}
*sending healing vibes in ur jenurul direkshun*
nitey nite, pk, feez bedder, nawt redder, soon! {{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}
fankies, guis. cannawt halp but get bedderer wif cheez-beems coming tihs way
lub yu awl!
Ai haz a heddake & ai duzzint want to play teh wurk gaem ennymoar tonite & aiz gonna hasta get gnu hedfones soon cuz teh sownd keeps cutting owt in teh left eer uv the hedfones ai haz had fur a wile (an ai lubs dem & dey duzzint maek teh saem wuns ennymoar).
*sigh*
{{{{{NS}}}}}
what kind uv hedphones? mebbe sumwun heer haz a set lyk yu lyking?
ai know, iz ownlee wun small fing… being at wurk when yu just NAWT wanting tu be tehre iz pleh
Awww – dey iz sum old Koss wunz. Dey wuz only abowt twenny or thirty munniez. Ai haz a gnu gud pair at hoam, wich ai kin bring in (if ai remember). Itz nawt dat big a deel — ai iz just a littlol grumbly dis ebening.
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Itz tiem to go hoam. Yay!
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U feel beddur, Prysma! Gud nite ebbreewun!!!
“Sho us ur kit-s!”
I love kitten mittens.
Jus’ checkin’ out that “Muskrat” dawg tag.
AHAHA. Good one.
Is the kitteh’s name Muskrat?! (Or am I just visually challenged, today?)
my girlfriend said the same thing!
muskrat is a really cute name for a cat, lol
Is teh kitty standing on CAT 5 cable?