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oar eet chu
ohai annipuss! vurreh naiz tu c yu. comp crate hew elations foar teh tawppinng the lawwwwwng brayde. heer’s sum nais ritch adn taystee redd veeno furr ebbreewunz…
FangQ calicocoa! Ai haz had mai rashun uv whine IRL, but cheezland whine duzn’t cownt!
*pourez teh moar veeno foar awl teh “ty” peepz wayting awn teh lyne foar teh ty bouteakqueue. ai’ll bii drinkeeing tu taht!
Conga ratz anni. Ai haz soem noms down teh thread if U haz a hungree.
Thx Wrr. Ai had gone to bed bai teh tiem u postid dis!
Or… Defeet chu. Get it? De-Feet?
*crickets*
teh krikits lieked it wehn i trydz it, 2.
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Ummmmm leggo-doggie
Aren u sposed teh cuk teh goggie furstest? Sew dey kant runawaiz or sumtink… Aifinkso.
hawt GOGGIE! noms awl arownd!
SCHMOO!!!
Dat wuz ment for O_L.
Fank yu berry mushy!!!
ai haz a sad…
Sorry, jk2kitteh.
I gibs u schmoo too, but I wuz bein kissin bandit to teh mens, to silly-brate my singlolness!
Schmoo!
(oh, but ifinkso o-l iz also being a wimmin? tahts wut it sez on herz/himz profile. taht okay, we all wants to gibbing yoo schmooz to celly brayt yor freedom frum stoopy ex hoo not apreeshyated yoo
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} )
wuds that be…. irony??
Ai am a wimmin butz ai will shayre yur happie singlol ness! Schmoo bak atcha
*scoots in an stops in frunt uv jk2kitteh*
SCHMOOOO!
fanks, ai fiil mush beddur naow… an congacatshulayshuns rhsb! sillybraet!!!
fu man?
cat bites dog, inomy
ironmy. nope, ignomy. ironee? nebbermine…
*giglol*
no, a giglol would indluge a difrent fetish…
mmmmmmmmmm!! Taytes lyk chikkin!
snork!
Yum – leg ‘o dawg
GMTA!!!!
kitteh biting awf more dan he kan chew, aifinkso
basement cats chastises goggie minion
‘Cerberus, yer doin a lousy job garding teh gates!’
GMTA, gammacat!
And speeking of aitch-ee-dubble hockeesticks, conga-rats RHSB! Ai haz bin froo dat maiself, lawng tiem ago. Freedom – woo hooooo!!!!
Fanks, icanhasfockses!
Iz tyem to PARTY!!!!
Oh, mai, 10 peepulz wif da berry fast finnurz. can maik yur berry gud conga ratz lien tu tae bo teak nd has sumfing nom.
I din meen it. I’z just pullin yur leg…
Goggies iz frendz – nawt fud, kitteh!
Basement Cat can has no frendz – hee iz eebil
Dis is not I shall defeat chu.
Dis is I shall chu de feet.
De agonee of de feet?
WIN! elebenty burgers fur yu!
*noms burgers happilee*
LOL
i shall chew and de-feet u
kitteh if u De fuuts teh goggie hur will get teh eggstra noms fur being teh handicapped. Den awl kitteh gets is teh krunchifud adn teh goggie leafobers.
AP, I keep tryin to gibs u SCHMOO’s but it nawt let me!
Awl mens, lyne up heer foar ur schmoo!
rhsb did uz gitz ur paperz sined?
Yesh! I iz free woman!
(I maded ‘nownsemint at end of previus lol.)
oooohhhh gudz fur u!!! watch owt menz…wild red head on da prowl
Yah, the singlol mens of teh whirled prolly feeld a cold chill down dere baks erlyur 2day.
WRr, AP, did y’all feel it?
maybi it wuz a warm fuzzi felling
**snerks**
I dowt it.
A tinglol mebbe, but prolly nawt a warm fuzzy. Sumfin moar ominus, I egg-speckt.
Wii duz haz a cowld norf wind heer tudai.
Ai iz still mareed, adn awn teh otter syd ob teh kuntree, so ai duzzin hab mush tu feer (no offens, red – ai knoz ur an onnerabul woman, adn wuddnt trai tu kompeet wiff mai wyff). Wuz owtsyd soakin up sum sunshyn erlyer – a breef respit ob nys wetherz between teh raynstormz – no chillz.
Nope, I nawt go aftur teh marryed menz, oar teh wunz dat’s “uthurwyse taken”.
Jes frenlee schmooin!
Other side of countree? Um, nawt a problem. I has dun teh LDR’s befoar, so dat nawt make u safe.
Teh fack dat u iz MARRYED make u awf-limmits.
ai thotso dat dere mite hab bin a wind urliurr tudai….butt den ai reelaized dat ai wuz insaied…..adn teh windowz wuz kloeazeded, adn teh fan awff…….
Fanks, Red, and congrats on ur freedum! {{shmoo}}
Heer, haz teh shampayn. Iz tyme fur a sillybrashun?
Adn teh BBQ bebbeh bak ribblets tu nom.
I beddur chanj shirts, nawt-sekkund. Nawt wanna get bbq sawse awn whyte shurt. (I iz teh messee eetur.)
heh….adn den yoo wudd need sum waterz tew warsh teh bbq sawse awff teh shurt….*snerk*
(okai, okai, ai’ll stai bakk…ai’ll jusst bii….uhh….sumwar obbar dere *poynts, den skampurrz awai wiff a kwikness*)
DK!
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Wii iz corruptin him kwite well, I finkso!
*poekz hed owt ob pilol ob kleen klothez dat him wuz haiding inn* Hmm? yoo asked fur meh? *walkz bakk tew war ai wuz befoar*
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Aktchuallee, ai nawt knoweded abowt teh fing abowt wite shurtz adn waturrz untill beree reesentlee…….:oops:
y iz yur cleen klothz in a pile yung man? dat bii da momma n mii coming owt
ummm…..hoo sed dat doze wurr /mai/ kloethz?
DK!!!!
biihave yurz self!
WUT?? ai dunno hoo’z kloetz deez arre…..dere’z bunchezezez ob pailolz ob klothez inn dis aereyaa…..hao iz ai suppozed tew knoe hoo’z it iz?
U be in ur bunk?
**snikkers an runsawaywifakwikness**
wut yoo meen bai dat? *has awn normlol innosent faes*
Iz sumfin a fren tawted me.
apparentlee, iz nawt sumptink dat ai nawt knowz oar haz bin tawted…..oh wellz…..ai still hazza lawt ob stuffs tew lern……forchunatelee fur meh….*snerk*
lurning be much fun
lurning kan bii bery much fun…an sumtimz painful
{{{{{3km}}}}}
sumtiems
mostly painful if yuz haz bad back
oar purrhapz badd tayullboen?
okai…ai’z sawree…ai shuddn’t hab sed dat…
jusst deependz awn wut it iz dat yoo iz lerning….
RHSB….wanna hear some freedom???
Well, crap…I was hoping dis would come through…
linkees be slo tunyte… mai linkee fur Meowmeow tu teh cryer be nawt peering yet eever
kitteh haz a fierce..goggie haz a bored…dat little kitteh iz at it agin
ai has a happee dat ai nawt hab a nikknaem ob ‘chu’.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆HEY GUYS I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT I WON’T BE ON ICHC FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS OR SO. DON’T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, BUT I HAVE BEEN SLACKING BEHIND IN SCHOOL BECAUSE I COME ON HERE SOOOO MUCH. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS IN 2 WEEKS OR SO. I WILL MISS ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
wii will be missing uz butt (hee hee) da skollz iz most important..getz a gud job an den u can deligate da wurkz an playz on ICHC aw da timez
do gud in skool, _linin_, we will missing yoo but see yoo wen yoo comes bak an will be prowd ob yoo for doing gud!!
Ohai linin! skool bee moar importint rite naow, butt comez tew see uz awn teh weekweekweek endz iffen u kan, kay hon?
kitteh iz purrformin species-change operashun!
sune goggie wil b “ham-strung”
(trans-fibian ref)
Izzat what dey meen by ‘dogleg’? *iz shawt*
Alright menz, dis sawng foar u!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnYwV0ccbqU
Nawt sekunnd! Yay!
Kitteh givez teh wordz “dogfud” nu meening!
You could just see the thoughts of the dog on his face.
“Hmm … I appear to have a cat attached to my leg”
Or … “kidz thees dayz”
Or just – “Dude.”
feer me, if u daer…. nom, nom, nom…
Bai teh wayz … I iz froom Austria adn I haz 2 1/2 langwitches, Jerman, Inglish adn abit Lolspeekz! Tryin too praktis ma Lolspeekz abit hear!
Welkom to Cheezland!
Nise to meetcha. U doin jes fien wif ur lolspeek!
Ohai! Thanx yew, paige and teh kitteh pix adn commintz r greyt lessinz – lolspeekz, u r doin it rite!
gooten tag der meowmeow!! welcomez 2 cheezland!!!
Hallo! Jermin Lolspeekz – yew haz it!
Wuz repli to javogabo, intertubez r doin it wrong!
nope… WP sumtiems iz a lil slo mooving commints whair tehy shud be. nawt tu wurry! innerwebs, yu iz duing it ryte… freading, WP iz duing it slo!
Did rite nowz, teh intertubez iz weerd!
Wonderz iv doggie tastz liek cheezbrger?
oh yah, ai lolspreeken zee jermin, eenglish, frenchies, gweek, leetle japanez.. aiz used 2 b exchange stoodent..
Gooten tag, mine froynd
*wavies ohai*
bestest way tu lern a langwij is tu be using it in conbersayshun, aifinkso.
Welkomming!
Iz doin it rite, meh iz kween ov interwebz!
Thx everibodi fo warm welcomez! Ma Lolspeekz haz abit Jermin akzentz, aifinkso.
Velkomman to cheezland, haz fun wif the lolcats and goggies.
lukkz liek….hmmmm…dowink lolspeek: Yur dowink it rite, aifinkso!!
ohai!! i haz beened to austria wen i wuz kid, iz very byootiful tehr. yor lolspeek iz very gud, only wrong way to lolspeek iz to say meen fings wif it, but yoo are very nice an a fun noo frend!!
Iz cold hear and sno! Neber sez meen fings wif any langwitch, teh worldz iz bad eenuff, trighing to makez it beter plaze bai bein nise!
ohai meowmeow..i alwaz wanted tu visit yur loverly lanz..wen i waz yung (long time ago) i had a poster of da famous opera house hanging in mine rum
Opera hows? Iz Opera ball tonite hear in Vee-ena!
**Suddenlee, lowd rock myoosik iz emanatin from teh NB**
**A YNG comes owt an speeks to teh crowd**
PARTY INNA NB! Come sillybrate Red’s freedom wif us! Dere’s drinks an noms an lotsa dansin!
WOOHOO!!!
*runrunrunadn dievs intew teh NB*
**Teh doors of teh NB are open wide**
**Red is wearin snug, short, cut-up-to-there and down-to-there dress. Her hare is wild an loose. She is dansin lyk crazee woman.**
Attenshun awl singlol mens: Awl bets are AWF! I’m singlol agin! If u wuz waytin foar me to get dis way, heer I iz!!!
*haltzz furraminnit**bigglol eyez**cartoon-liek spring sownd**appearz neerbai*(yoo knoew, liek inn teh owld Tom and Jerry cartoons?)
Ohai!
Ai iz heer! Dis iz fur U rhsb.
* Hands red teh boo kai uf dragun lillies.*
Ai haz tu warm up guitar. U can danz wif luckee fur a liddlol?
Dis wun iz fur teh rhsb.
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean…
…an NO WUSSES!
Flowers?!?!? Garsh, iz been ajes….. Fanks, WRr.
U gonna sing?
**finks to hurself, wunner ifn him kno’z how I iz abowt myoosishuns**
hmmm…..*thinkz a minnit befoar gittink owt a portablol piyano adn playink alawng*
Ai haz anuddur surpryse.
Ai hoeps U liek teh manz in uniforms.
mai cuzzin an himz menz will sing teh next sawng, iz frum tehms wurk…
From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
ooh! *plaiz alawng wiff teh singink*
***SWOONS***
Thunk.
**Passes owt cold**
*runrunrunz obbar wif a kwikkness*
*pikkz yoo upp adn setz yoo daown inn a neerbai comfee chayurr*
hmmm…nao….wut tew du nao…..hmmmmmm…….
*traiz tew deesaied wethur tew waek hurr upp oar tew lett hur sleepz*
hmmm…hurr lukkz kwiet peesflol…….
gibs mostest respect an honor tu owr militari menz an womenz and a great big THNX!!!
Huh? Dragon? What?
last wun inn’za stinkee goggeh!
*wanurs in an sits awn sydelynes wif glass uv whyte whyne, enjoying teh moosic an watching wifahappeh hur fren be happeh-happeh*
Oh no u dont!
U gotta danse wif me, fren!
**pulls p-k to danse floor**
Oh, an plz to tell teh RW’z I gots job foar dem.
Heer, wii danse to dis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZn8o0oc4FE
**whispurrs, I nawt in hurry foar ring. I jes lyk song**
eep! caerful uv ryte hand, has owie!
ai will pass awn messij tu tehm… ai sawd what yu roted urleeur, bowt pleh stoopy cowurkur. ai shur tehm will be happeh tu halp her, mebbe start wif teh suv?
*dansdansspindansshimmydans*
How ur rite paw get teh owie?
Is in teh cween’s crier. Hur rescood loki frum teh plastic bawks.
what WRr sed… iz updaet in irony fread neer bottum
*runz in an startz tu danse wifowt rithum or grase.. butt (heehee) wif much injoyment!!!
sorri about your hand PK nawt sure wat happend kaus da stuppi wurkz getz in da way ob mine cheez injoyment sumtimez
whu needs rhyvm oar graes? ai nawt eever! jus enfooziasm!!
yaaaaa kuz i nawt have either…i think i help send mine doctor on vacation tu rome last year
*focks snout peeks into NB*
Oooh! A partee!
*slinks to teh bar and orders a cos-mew-politan*
*drinkees to rhsb, lifts glass in a tost*
bai for nao, cheezpeeps. ai still haz sum pleh frum mai sir-jury last fried-day, and yesturdai’s swoonin at teh NOM grand openin has weared me out. injoy yurselves and ai will see you latur!
{{{ichf}}}
ai misst yur sir-jury sumhao, but ai hoaps yu awl bedderer soon!!!!
fanks pk, nitey-nite.
nity nite
that dog is prolly thinking “what in the world is wrong with this cat? does it really think it will win? maybe I should just nudge it away…”
mah goggie looks jus like teh 1 in teh pic! Duz enyone no wut kindz of goggie it iz?
huh…..slow lol tunite….
goggie sez ‘lemme kno wen ur dun tehre kitteh, kay?’
we r havin goggie legs fer dinner!
jajajaj never give it back to a cat.
“I’ll give you the thrashing of a life time!” *oof* *aergh* *eheheh…* *out of breath* *faints*
tastes like chicken!!!
haha, i like the dog expression. it’s just like ‘what is that?….oh, yeah whatever.”
Kitteh found owt that goggies got teh milk-bones. Kitteh want tastee nom!
seems basement cat wants dog souls for nom too….
poor googie
goggie duz nawt luuk tew wurried, hez lyke ‘ya, rite, wateber kitteh’
Awesome and funny catz rule!!!