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Hey everybody! It’s…
*Drumroll*
Gibbocat’s birthday!
Come on into Cheez for the celebration!
*Cheez is festively decorated with balloons and streamers*
*There’s a big “Happy Birthday Gibbocat” banner over the bar*
*A lavish buffet is setup by the windows*
*There are soups, a salad bar, a raw bar, sushi and sashimi*
*Pizzas, 6-foot hoagies, a deli bar, and a lavish pastry table*
Enjoy!
I wuz hopin fer sum Surly Curry but this awl looks wundermus too, Fankee Maus an Mu!
*grabs 6-foot hoagie, dragz intew corner*
nomnomnomnomnomnom
O sorree, aneewun elze wan sum?
Ai@ll meet u haff wai!
Ai reelee shud put teh lite awn – Ai can’t see wat Ai aer doin!
Happy Burfdai Gibbocat!!! I haz brot a stone-bote syze chawklit caek foar u an awl! I noe Iz layte, but cyberspayce fix awl!
Fank u for openin teh Tyeboo Teek-eek-eek, I iz waring a dress I gawt tehre this moarnin! *twirls*
Kthxbai eberybuddy!
Oh wunderful An izzno’t cybur sapce just grate???
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EBREEWUN! THE BURFDAY CAEK IZ HEER!
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*slyces into teh frunt part ov teh caek an begins to put teh slyces ;awno teh playtes*
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Duz enoewun know where skwirrgrrl putted teh whippee creem???
An that dress luks fabulolso awn yoo!!
*peekz rownd korner*
Did sumwun say cake?????
Wud yoo laik sum whippee creem wif yurs? Oar maybee lsum vanille eis creem?
*anser*
D… Awl ov teh above! An maybe sum nutz?? An a cherri??
Ifinso, deh nutz iz heer awlreddy.
Hmmm… Duz u meen……Hazel??? Orrr……Phil Bert??
wut about cheznut
Oh Maus! {{{{{Maus}}}} This iz just grate! An yur soop!!!! BeefBarlee!
mai favrit!
An teh salads awl luk sooooo crisp an fresh an yummee!
Ware be teh adult bevridjis?
At the bar. Leeza! Service please!
chairs tew awl, speshullee gibbocat todai! happitayl bd!
*lift glas, klins wif awl teh cheezpeeps*
I needz unendin margajareeta, plz.
Frozed, wif no salt.
Leen bak obur teh bar. U can haz teh inberted margajeeta whiel waiting fur teh blendur tu finish wif teh frozed wuns.
Yah rite. I do dat an end up fawlin an landin awn my hed,
Wii nawt eben gonna SAY wut wud happen ifn I happen to be warin a dress!
**luuks askanse at WRr**
Besydes, I’m rathur suspishus of u wantin me in dat posishun in teh anwt-sekkund playse!
Cud ai hav a Frozen Whiskerz pleez.
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cweenmj, wud yoo laik to trai wun too???
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*sip sip sip* Hmmm these are taystee! Adn Nootrishus!
whuts a frozen whiskerz?
iz de moast NOMful adilt bevridge dere iz, inventificatied in de larst thred by Maus hiself. Nau ai jus neids to trai wun, plees.
*sip* mmmm
*sipsip* mmmmmmmmm
*gulp* MMMMMM
dese be GUD.
Froazen Wiskaz orl rownd wil shurly brake de eis!
*heers sounds ov eis craking awl around*
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icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/20/funny-pictures-let-the-cat-in-last-night/#comment-601113
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Heer iz Mauses resippee! but gremlin thot ov teh nayme
o sowry!
Maus I thot I told u I cudn’t start my shifty thing until later this afternoon!
Now.. hoo needs a drink?
I has mud slides today!
ooh, dis iz wunderufl!!! i missded teh grand opening ob NOM an CHEEZ (had to be owtanabowt) so i iz glad we haz anovver speshul occasion for me to come try it owt!! *dives hed furst into sum pizza, big aunti pasto salad, an pastries* nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
HAPPY BURFDAY GIBBOCAT!!!
oh, i haz bringed yoo, gibbocat, sum nice soft majikal cloffs for polishing yor flying motorcycle an keeping it in purrfek condishun
And here is a nice,new leather jacket for being stylish while ridin.
HAPPY BIRFDAY,GIBBOCAT !!!!!
** commences to enjoy refreshments wif lunarmommy **
** cleers froat**
Mai deer gibbocat, I haz bringded to u a huuuuge birfdai card signdificated by awl of ur loyal Cheezfans in onner ov tihs illustrus okashun.. an to fank u for owr well-lovded ty booteek! We luvluvluvs u, an miss u EVRY dai.. Pls come bak soon– an often!
OOoo00000ooooo….sooshi!!! Yum!
Leev a liddul sushi 4 mii plz
Fank yew awl 4 awl teh nyz thortz an greetinz.
Sawree eye cudden b hear @ teh strt –
butt eye wuz hafink mai ize testid sew eye kan reed awl teh cheez commintz bettur.
Big hed bonx n snorgulz 2 yew awl, mai lubburlee cheezpeepz!
ohai! Ai wuz hoeping yoo cud com!
did yoo see awl teh prezzies yet? an waht cweenmj did??
Woohoo! Sir Gibbocat, teh Burfdai Boi, hissefl! Heer, has a HappiBurfdaiGibbocat Commemmemmemmemmoratif Bobblehedded Happicat! Happi Burfdai, Gibbocat – gud to see yu heer!
nomnomnomnomnomnom…
ohai gibbocat, glad yoo culd make it!!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom…
*saunters in wearing a low-cut, cobalt bloo gown, lukking almost as gud az teh laydeez in gibbocat’s artworks.
*snags champagne, bekuz alwayz there is champaygne abailable when blonde in bloo appears*
Happy birfdai Gibbocat! Menny joyful returns ov teh day!
Ohai blonde in bloo! Yoo Doo luk kwite spektakular!
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Wud yoo laik sum ov this deeeelishus soop? Oar sum salad?
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*whispurrs to blonde in bloo* Yur wings ar showing.
ohai, JCH4K! Fankee for teh soup
*whispurrs back to JCH5K*
No disguising teh wings. If you gots ‘em, yu gotta flaunt ‘em
Ohai ebbrywun! Dis bees a grate partee!
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Happitayl birfday, Gibbocat, an menny happee returns. Hoep dis bees yur bestest birfday yet!
eet am teh eggsalad burfdai!!
Nawt ownlee du eye haz teh cheezpeeps selly braytin – but awl sawtz ov fowx rote on mai fayzbuk wawl 2!! Fanx 2 ebberee buddee!!
Hugz n snorgulz.
{{{{{{gibbocat}}}}}}}
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
fank yew sew mush 4 teh awsum inspyrashunul pen. Muzt admit eye am soarlee in knead ov such!!
wut a fambulose burfdai!!
Fank yew awl!!
{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}
Izzn’t she teh best? she noo JUST teh rite thing!
Foar teh lub of CC, DO NAWT put in dryur!
ROFL
gets enny smaller, we no can find!!!
purr-zacklee!
Nawt want to be shrinkin enny moar tehn arlreddy shrinkeded.
Hao ur paw, p-k?
has stopped getting wurser, an shud be feeling bedderer sumtiem tihs weekend… if duz nawt, ai gots tu go tu horse piddle fur IV antee biotiks, pleh, but problee will nawt need tu
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ai know can bai littler lappytops tehse days, but taht lil kitteh be nano-syzed!
Glad it b not gitting deh wurser. Hopez it felinez bedder soon!! Deh kitteh pointee endz b wepunz, eben wen dey not meen tu uzing dem dat way.
{{{PK}}}} Hope dis not interferring tu muchez wif deh skool.
fankies, mai cween {{{{cween}}}}}
iz nawt innerfering atawl, lukkilee.
ai can haz reeding week tihs week, no classiz awl week.
waz gunna du howsewurk, but cannawt… ai gess ai just gunna haf tu cuddle mai kittehs an hang owt heer wif mai frenz insted
iz funneh, ai did blog post a whyle back bowt teh moochooal trust we haz wif kittehs, they trusting us but awlso we trusting tehm.
is gud remindur uv whai teh trust going bof ways! as bf sez ebreetiem him sees teh kittehs playing: “oh ai so berry glad ai nawt a mowse!!!”
Aw, dang!! no howse werk!!! how will u eber survive??!!?!?!?
Pore Prysma-kitteh!
Waht ‘EBBER will she doo??? *rings hans*
Hur will jus haz tu cuddlol teh kittehs adn halp dem taek teh napz.
*heerz Hanz ringing*
Allo?? Dat u Hanz??? Wut choo wanting??
Ummmm hewwo??? Iz Fritz there??
Ohai, u habbin Prins Edward inna Can? 8)
Iz ur fridgid tater running???
Is Winterbottom there?
*0pera ater heer*
Iz dis cawl for Hans & Fritz Catzinjammers???
Wai yesh, it iz! But hold awn fur a minnit! Ai haz to go awt an ketch9 teh ;;fridid tater!
Butt, Mai dryur haz teh floof buddon. Dat nawt gib teh kitteh bak awl hurz floof?
En fur shamez yu shud neber put teh lolcats in teh hot waters!
Butt dey reelly hates teh cold water.
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER GIBBOCAT ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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An mai preezzie fur yoo iz this silbur box, wif the verree pritee bloo-grin velvet lining. And eech ov the 12 littlol cards inside iz gud fur wun wish fur yur harts desires fur the neggst yeer! An pleez note that the cards ar awl Pineider!
Kittehz aer self cleenin
Fur instruckshunes plx to be seeing tag.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3215068
But he can HEEEER ebbryfing!
Y’ai, I finally gots in. Hai I’m new and I lubbs lolcats
Welkum tu Cheezland, BOM-MOMME!! it b a wundruz plais tu play!!
*Handz BOM-MOMME a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!
I haz mennee helperz fur deh noo beez (adn not-so-noo beez) at
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
just adding deh 3 dubbyaz in frunt.
Welcomes to Cheezland Bom-Momme (I freekwently abbreeveeates to save onna keystroke but(!) I fink I’ll jest spell yer name owt) !! Yo has arrived inna midlol ob a celebratshun fer Gibbocat so make yerseff at home, we’ll do the more formal introdooses wen fings are les kayotickal.
Fanks for the howdees. I has lurked long, now I iz ofical peep. I dans, dans and drinks drinks wonderful martoonee.
welkum Bom_Momme! hav sum noms an drinks!
yesh. welkome bon-momme. we has a happitay that you aer heer with us now. *extends floofy paw of friendship*
Welkom BOM_MOMME[! We jjst luv it when teh lurkers delurk! Sinse yoo awlreddi know us, Aim SHOOR yoo will be verree happee heer!
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Did yoo get yur littlol flying motorcylcle yet? Tehy ar JUST laik teh wuns taht Judge Dredd rides!
Ohai, bom_momme! Welkum to teh ICHC!!!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
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*getz bak to werk*
*sigh*
Ohai an welkum, Bom_Momme! Join teh partee. Iss grate fun!
Thoz ar reelee BEEG eerz!
Awl teh moar to heer u wif?
hunny i shrunks teh kitteh
@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!1!!!!!
ahm meltin! ahm meltin!!!!
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Happee happee birfdai tew uuuuuuu gibbocat!!!
ohai BF iz me BOM_MOMME. I finaly got on, but I can’t find me.
Happi birfdai Gibbocat, mai awl ur wishis cum troo!
Introdoosin: Red’s Noo Theem Song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUqtHkn-k-4&feature=related
YESH!! I want ur lubs. Jes bee cayrefuls to whom u gibs ur lubs coz it bee valooble stuffz! nd poe tent 2!
Happitayle Birfday, Gibbocat!
Hewooh Red, I has foun sumtin onna web dat yew myte fiyne hepful (yew axually prolly won’t need but I spoze it caint hert) http://everything2.com/node/539180
Ooops, An Happy birdie Gibbocat!
*snerks*
Fanks, Judson. I needz awl teh halp I kin get, ackshulee.
*uses sing-song voice*
♫ Oh rhsb….. ♫
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3476098
Why fank yoo, Hugh!
SCHMOO!!!
ooh, hugh, yoo luking so hansum in yor hat an bowtye!! rhsb iz lukky lady
nao whu putted taht pore, porous kitteh in a baftub???!!!! waz tehy a trayned vet tek?
We need to find teh o’riginal rant fur ICHC lore an Legendz!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comment-59544
Fankeez Mauz…. got it capturikated…. wut a rant!!!! dat b wun awsum fred. not shure if itz funnee oar skeery… sum peepz need a chill pill, ifinkso.
did yoo see teh last commint bai Tarantula ladee??? She sed sumthing laik – “BEst. . .Troll. . .EBBER!
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An it wuz! No wun haz com eben CLOSE to Koneko!
The whole rant resonates for 3 or 4 days with peeps talking about it. Stend even made a new name, Stendtrollissimo, and used it. And of course, we still remember it a year and a half later.
It wuz prittee spectakewlar!
But ai mist it wehn it furst wuz there. Ai hab bin lurking, but nawt commiting yet – an taht week ai wuz in glimmerglass. so it wuz kwite sum taim befoar ai noo waht peeple were tawking about.
yesh me 2
I wuz lurking for munfs befoh commenting
dang, i misses stend. wish him wuld com bak. not taht teh rest ob yoo
iznt awsum cawz yoo iz, but stend wuz… stend.
Yuppers! Sttnd wuz. . .speshul!
Or at least a Legal Professional…
or, fayling awl els, a ayrobix instruktor!
*faycepaw*
Ai NOO we were furgetting sumwun impawtent!!
doan wurry JCH4K, if dey iz impawtent dere be lots uf tings can halp; ai haz a hole spam filtur ful of dem!!
*cweenmj appearz in a luvelee irridesent bubble
*she descends slowlee into teh cheezcrowd and landz softlee.
*3 attendants follow in seprit bubblez.
*teh attendent’z bubblez pop adn deh
*attendantz unroll a carpet 4 deh cween.
*teh cween’z bubble bursts wif a liddle >poof!<
*and she stepz onto deh carpet.
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I hav cum wif an uhnownsment.
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*klerz throte.
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Wii cum heer 2day to oner the 1 noen az Gibbocat.
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*readz frum scrole.
Wearaz u hab gibben us teh wundermus ty-boo-teek, adn u have seen fit to b stokking it not onlee wif tyz, but also bitamin inriched kitteh-fayz lawleepawpz, deh bobbul hedded kittehz, bandijiz an linnymint, martoonees, anti nawziuh peelz, 1950s bavving capz, jewelreez, adn wuteber els wii cud possiblee b wanting; adn wearaz u hab added teh JCH4K teatur, adn teh captin kirk salon adn deh peerse brosnan ruum 4 ower entertainments. Wii there4 aknolij ur serbise 2 ICHCland adn wii herebai dub yew *taps deh catnip wand upon Gibbocatz sholder* Sir Gibbocat and akkord yew awl teh privlijez uv a gallant uv deh relm.
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Awl hale – Sir Gibbocat!
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*teh cween bows to Sir Gibbocat.
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And fur ur biurfday, I bringz u a speshul prezzint.
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*holdz owt a small box abowt 8 inchez long, wun inch wide adn an inch deep. Deh box b maded uv mennee exotic wudz, glooed tugezzer adn hand krafted adn polished intu a fine wurk uv art in itself. Teh top b hinged on deh bak, adn a small dekrotiv klasp on deh frunt holdingz it klosed. A small brass plak on deh top b inskribed Sir GibboCat.
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Inside dis liddlol wooden box is a majiklol artistz pen. It iz not filled wif deh unending supple eye uv ink nor paint. It iz fillinged wif deh unending supple eye uf inspirashunz!! Deh ideaz will flow frum deh pen rite intu ur hed! Just tuk deh pen b’hind ur eer adn u will awlwayz haz sumfing tu draw!!
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Now, on wif deh sillybrating!!
*Popz o pun a bottlol uv sham paynez adn deh ruum b fillinged wif bubblolz.
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LOL! SIR Gibb Fitz-Rytin O’Cat.
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An cweenmj. Yur prezzie iz a moast preshus thing! {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Wai yes, DAME Janet, he b Sir Gibbo noaw. {{{{Janet}}}
mai cween!!!
eye mai b teh lejend an teh ajektif… butt eye am noe wai teh nyte!! moar like a late ebenink
*sings Galinda’s sawng frum “Wikked”
♫ But yoo ar POPular! Yes oh so POP ular. . . ♫
Wow, Cween. You do birfdays up right!
Wow! That wuz spektakular!
All hayl to Gibbocat! A happeh birthday to yoo, Gibbocat! May awl yor dreams coem troo!
o cween, hau byootiful whirr dat speach. ai iz oaverwelmed. but ai stil manidge tew sing Hapy Birdthdai to Gibbocat!
ai haz a speechless, yur majestee…
*curtsees deeplee tu teh cween an sir gibbocat*
Hapi bifday, gibbocat., and to all the othr lolcats.
shudda used woolslite…..
an happicat birdday gibbocat!!!
U heer frase “Mad az a wet hen”?
Dat mad iz NUFFIN compayred to wet kitteh!
Ask me how I kno dis…..go awn….
hao yu kno dis, red?
Whoeber invented dat frase nawt eber tried tu hold a wet kitteh.
GMTA Shall we compare scars?
I nawt has skars (fully-deklawed kitteh), but wen hur luuked at me ded inna eye an meowed, I jes KNEW hur wuz nawt callin me “Mahm”!
Hur mouf needed warshin owt wif sum sope, I finkso!
Hahahahahaha! I bettie u were gald her were de-clawed nd cud ony lukk at u. Butt eben sew, de luuking kin hurt 2!
Hur still had sharp teefs, tho, an knew how to using dem! Hur wuz teh strong too.
Dere wuz times hur be ridin in teh carryur in teh car an hur wud luuk at me thro teh holes in teh carryur an MEOW reel lowd. Hur nawt callin me “Mahm” den, ethur. Prolly eber-fing butt.
Mai kittehs, whin ryding in da car in deh carryer, awlways yell, “Let meh owt now! I bee beri gud! I want owt now! I maek ur eers hert! Now! MEEEEEOOOOOW!!!” I hastalern 2 syng obertawp ob dem reel lowd. *shudder* Dey liek de carryer butt dey don liek de car rydes. *shudder*
Mai Nala,who you barely heer a sqweek owt uv at hoam,iz a liddul debbil in her carrier.Lowdest MEOW ai eber herd!
And,darnit,she has to go to teh vet tomorrow & next Wed.
** gets eerplugs out uv drawer **
Aw, mebbe they wuz kawling for theyr Mother.
“Mother is the name of God on the hearts and lips of children.” – Brandon Lee, The Crow
Brandon Lee! **Swoon**
I lubbed dat man.
Ifn him ebber comes bak from teh grave, I gots dibs!
I nawt so lukky. Skarz that wuld rip yur hart out…
Owie.
Iz dohn sufing wrong cause I keeps disapearing and my abatr is wrong
I kin see yo jest fine and yer abatar is a foetoe of a dog. Is dat wut yew had in mynd?
Click on Cweenmjs bloo name and look fer her lolcat /cheeztown stuffs, ders lots of it but the Helpers mighte be what you want fer dis prollem.
I haz profile, it haz pic of my kitty, my nam is in bloo. The goggie pic waz mi first try – don noe why went bak
Now i lost my abatr completly. BF waz mi nawt-secon frend, an tol mi hoe to sets up everything. Thout I had it writ, guess not.
Ohai BOM_MOMME!!!!
welkom!!!!
iffen u cleer ur cookies er temp fyles er logowt den u haz tew log bak inno WP an sew awn to keep ur blooness an abatar. izza payne but affer a few tymes u git teh hang uv it.
also wen u loggin intew ICHC maik shure u clik awn the ‘rememer meh’ buttun
I finkz fixded fings.
Nop guess not.
Yea, I iz Meow. Now if i cood get bloo nam. Butt ( HEE HEE HEE) I am happies.
I see a kitty!!! u may need tu erasing ur temp files, kleering ur cache adn nommming ur kookeez….. if u uzzing Fiyrefox, klikk on deh Tools, den Clear Private data, den erasing awl deh check markz eggsept Cache.
Um – cweenmj, thatz sum funneh lukkin kitteh! Iz a goggie I sees on BOM_MOMME’s pikshor. Goggie, yes? Hao menneh fingers is I holding up, cweenmj?
*holds up sevral fingers*
i finkso u needz tu following mai advisez abuv. It b a berry pritty kitty. yes. not doggie. I noez deh diffrens. onnest. i hazn’t hadded dat mennee drinkz.
Oar maybee teh URI iz just nawt pawted in???
I posted a linkee tu mai helperz abuv, I giv it tu u heer too.
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
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u prolly want tu reeding deh wun bowt avatarz and bloonessez furst.
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
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gud luk!!
sumtymes WP lykes tew plai triks wif peeps whoo haz nawt poasted bery offen, doan git diskouraged mai frend!
Oh Fanks so beri munches for all the adbices. I haz cleanded up noms, catches, and ovvr stufs. I tinks a gots all tinks writes. I haz much happees and danses for all. Pluz I open tab at NOMS for drinkies for all my halpers and new cheezpeeps.
Dey may also get vury vury angreeeeee.
♫ HAPPY BIRFDAY GIBBOCAT!! ♪
Hope u has a grate day!
And will soon come back to play!
And I has to say today
Without any furthur delay
Ur a cheezpeep hoo is tres
uh, GRATE!
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and now that that’s done….
SPLORT
I juswt gnu it!
*scoop scoop scoop with industrial strength scooper* Wow, those brayns is hevvy. Hod hav thot a skwirrl had such hevvy brayns!
*bak inna hed, sloosh sloosh, slap, splosh* Yes, git in ther, brayns!
*taypity taypity taypity, repayr repayr repayr* That wuz teh cranium being reconstructed, and a fresh CHRG added on tawp, with duk tayp.
Blankee? Hot drink? Speshul noms? Whutz yor plezhur?
Shez prollee too week to knwo WHAT she wants!
Heer. *raps skwirrlgrrl up in sawft
cheezland blankee.
an heers sum hawt chawklit.
awbjeks in bafftub aer cloaser dan tehy uhppeer…
Awwww! It r a itteh bitteh kitteh wayting two maek submishun two de itteh bitteh kitteh committeh on wateh use polisea.
Doz dis meen the booytek is closed today?
Aer u logged in2 Word Press? U haz a kwilty fing awn dis commint, but a foto awn sum uvver wunz!
Deh ty booteek iz neber klozed!! It awlwayz b abail abblol fur awl ur ICHC needz.
I wil tri to fix after party, but I asked for Annipuss to be freind an cweenmj has becum mi freind alredy. Just hopz I can figur all this stuf. I am in Word Press, butt must have done that wrong 2. HEE HEE i saz BUTT.
Teh Ty-booteek is cloesed juss for ahfternoon tee (is 5.30 heer in TTI, wher Ai an Gibbocat an som odders libs) but Ai has juss ben daon tehre to pik up……………….Teh HappiBurfdaiGibbocay Commemmemmemmemmoratif Bobble-Hedded Happi Cats! Heer’s wun for yu, an yu, an yu, an yu,an yu, an yu, an yu,an yu, an yu, an yu,an yu, an yu, an yu,an yu, an yu, an yu,an yu, an yu, an yu,
*latherinserepeet to fade*
.Teh HappiBurfdaiGibbocay Commemmemmemmemmoratif Bobble-Hedded Happi
Cats!
Ooooh! Can ai hav wun??? An ai’ll taekl wun fur Mary O’ and LCB – a ZF, hoo will bee layte – in cayse yoo run out.
Donut werry; tehre’s plentee to go rownd!
Silleh me! Ov corse there ar! This iz Cheezkand!
perrish teh thort dat teh re noun’d tybooteek cud run owt ov ennytink!!??
“thort?” Yur doin it again!
ooh! tanks so much. aiz didn’t hab a bobbleheadded anyfing befor.
*bobblebobblebobblebobble*
ai has a happitay
Happehtayl birfday, Gibbocat!!!!!
Happily…Happily…Happily …..
BIrffdaze tu yoo !!!!
yayayayayay SIR GIBBOCAT !!!!
pleeeze tu com bak an seeez usn moar offn !!
( ai hopz yoo haz a grate daze !)
hai Salleh
men E thanx 2 awl an ebberee wun!! yew iz awl sew nyse!!
whi, yer entiruli welkom Gibbocat……..hopz yer habin a gud birffday…..
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iza reel purty day heer iun Mousygun, watz it liek obber teh big pond ????
Happeh birfday, Sir Gibbocat!
Prysma, is gud you are not wurser, and ai hoep you continyoo to get beddur.
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heerz teh burfday fairy wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Gibbocat!! an anywun else hoo mite be habbing aburfday today!!! maus an CHEEZ seem to hab teh catering well in hand, but i haz bringed teh tradishunal tasty fudjy hommaed burfday cakes!! an sumfin very speshul taht tidmum givinged me yesterday (btw, fankies for teh comfy slippers an nebber-ending refreshing bevrij mug, tidmum!!
) her gibbed me dis doodad fingie, her not knowd wut it iz being, but iz sumfing very raer an valyooble – watch az i twist dis *twist twist* an pull taht *pull pull pull* moov taht liddle bit tehr *clik clik* an push dis button:
*carefully puts doodad away for teh next time*
***FOOOSH***** suddenly tehr are liddle remote-control flying motorcycles flying arownd all ober teh place, wif lites an sownds, wun for evrywun an enuff to spare!!!!! evreewun gets a speshul edishun offishul Gibbocat flying motorcycle remote-control toy!!!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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W00t!! W00t!!!
*catchez a flying modder sikklol
Kewl!!!
Hope I kin keep mine frum flying intu a tree!!!
*modder sikklol flyz in loop-dee-loopz, sparkling and roaring
VROOOM!! VVVVRROOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Arent tehy just teh cyootest things!
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WOW, Burfday fairy! Thoz are REELEE speshul!!!
So taht was whut it wuz for!!!
Dat doodad gonna come in very handee indeed
*catches remote controwl motercycle *
*VRooooooooooom…Vrooooooooooooooom….
*LCB sneeks in, which she is used to doing in her nite job but she is dressed for her day job so she trips over her breefcase, nearly spilling her 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso*
Just stopping by to say O hai to all and to wish a very happy birfday to gibbocat!
Can I has a whisker sour to go, plz? kthxhic
Hai! So glad yoo cud drop in. Ai gotted yoo wun ov these! .Teh HappiBurfdaiGibbocat Commemmemmemmemmoratif Bobble-Hedded Happi Cat!
*taeks LCBs spresso, pores it inna sippy cup wif duckees awnnit, handz sippy cup tu LCB *
Der naow U nawt spillz.
LCB wif a 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso ADN a whisker sour? I don’t fink I wanna b in deh same ruum wif dat!!!
Enewun ov us cud soon be lying awl dustee awn teh floor in no taim!!
A whisker sour, FTW! It kan be rite neggst to teh frozen whiskurs on teh drink list for Cheez!
Y u washd awl mah floofee awy?
♫♪ Happitayl Birfday to Yoo
Happitayl Birfday to Yooo
Happitayl Birfday Deer Gibbocat
Happitayl Birfday to Yoo
♫♪
Wishing you a Wonderful Birthday,Gibbocat.
I bring you a gift of a Paperweight made from Baccarat Crystal. It has many facets which send tiny sparkling lights dancing across the room.When yoo look Inside the Crystal,it is majjikal .Yoo can see right into Cheezland and gaze upon all the Cheezpeeps as they go about the bizness of Cheez. See, lookee there!! It’s JCH4K and Cweenmj waving up at you from the
Door of the Ty Boot Eek
Awl the Cheezpeeps be walking around , chatting an laffing an hazzing fun in Cheezland.
Each time yoo look into the Paperweight, someone is waving “Ohai” at you.
We know yoo is verry bizzee, so I just wanted to say that we miss you, berry much.
Enjoi your day. {{{{{{Gibbocat}}}}}}
happee birthdai GibboCat!!!
manee happee returns to cheezland!
Oh, Tidmum, dat b an awsum gift!!! {{{Tidmum}}}
{{{{tidmumz}}}} !!!!
Halp! I R a smawl kitteh and teh bathtub has eeted meh! Plz to send halp!
happee-est uv birfdaes, Sir Gibb O’Cat! An congratzshulyshunz on your nitehood!
Caoirinha abd wasabi peanits, pweez, Barkeep! aaaaaAi has a first. Nawt a nawt-sekkund kind of first, tho. A need-a-drink first.
happitayst of birfdais Gibbocat!
ai aer wishin u all ob teh best!
adn now deh kitteh pikter….splort!
Oh noes, anuther wun down!
*kwikly puts joo janta shayds on nyghtwind’s eyz*
Do nawt luk, do nawt luk! This kitteh is smawl and kyoot!
I gits owt teh brayn vak for this wun: *swwwwweeeeeeeeep, splurch! splooonk!*
Teh brayns has bin vakked! They is stuffed bak in teh cranial kavity! (Thatz meddykal speek for teh hed bone!) Bak, bak, I say!
*tuk tuk tuk tayp tayp tayp* Tayping and tukking complete, sir! er . . . ma’am! Teh noo CHRG is in place! We ar bak in bizniss!
Sawft blankee? Hot drink? Kin yoo heer me? If yoo kin heer mah voyce, wayve a floofy paw!
*weekly waves floofy paw*
thanks gremlin that kitteh was just too cyute!
*holds tightly onto new chrg*
And plz to nawt be taykin off those shayds till after teh neggst ICHC pikshor coems up, kthx!
oh gremlin! ai did nawt see yoo! Thank teh CC yoo ar so fast!
Oh nyghtwind! Ai cannawt help! Mai rite hand iz inna cast.
Heer! ai will sit bai yoo an hold yur hand an shout fur halp!
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HALP!!! DOWN HEER! NYGHTWIND IZ SPLORTED
many thanks JCH5K. gremlin has come to de resku. ai muchly appre… apri….
have gratefulness to you for stayin nearby adn getting me sum help.
{{J4K}} I herd yor showt for halp awl teh way akross teh intertoobs. Rest that injurd hand, deer Janet. Teh splorted is aided and reskyewd, and awl is well in cheez-land.
awn yur hed?
Fanks to all the peeps for the helps and gretingz. Hope eberyone has wunderful daiz in cheezland and odder world.
♫ Oh rhsb…where are youuuuu? ♫
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3476098
Help! Can anyone see me? I don’t see myself in ‘whos talking’
*sobs* manatee in distress here! *sobs*
I saw it, Hugh!
I lefted u a messidj up abov.
Stoopy RLS…..
oh teh hoo’s manatee???
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I see u there u silleh fing.
*BOOP*
O Hugh, ur such a drama kween sumtymes! Ooooooh, flowerz! *yoink!*
Itty bitty pathetic kitteh committee
Yesh! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Tinii kittoon! Kneadz big, floofy towl and lotz uv lurve stat! Cawlin Dr. Tinycat!!!
Ah inerrupt this lol to gives u a linky, to a video of kittens kissin’ and cuddlin and stuff.
Plz to be wearin CHRG(wdoi). Splort Warnin is level Gazillion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD5x033ZPnk&feature=channel_page
Pullz CHRG on berry titelee and goez tu luk..
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OMCC!!! I haz meltified.
Boooo – where iz teh mid-day lol?
Hee hee – ai skerred it owt uv hiding, aifinkso!
Happee Birfdaiy, Deer Gibbocat, Happee Birfdaiy tuu yuu !!!! Adn menney moar!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Is dat kitn reely dat small? it cud fit in da parm of mai hand!!!
no it shrank can u reed!
so…very…TINY!!!