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congarattz, annipuss, awn teh tawp uv brayde. reddee foar a cork-tayl adn sum nommiez? den wii awl dans tu teh ty booteek?
Thx cc, dat wull be grate!
Gettin hur off tu a gud start. Obvy.
One of these things is not like the other…
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nais wun, maus! (ai assoom yu meen teh darque kitteh onna lefft?)
Or the one with curly
hairfur…Ai can’t see a rex dere…
Iz nawt ornj?
But she haz luv!
An a warm!
An a lubberlee snugglol!
Yus, luv x5. Nao dats teh sleep ov teh innosent.
doin’ it rite!
Mirikul sextuplets — wun iz hyoomin!
itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh gets a human representative
hmmm…
is having a hooman represent them relevant to their interests?
bringz teh powsble fum 2 teh ekwazyun..?
sune may b big nuff 2 owpen teh tinz ov gushyfuds!!
Happitayl Birfday, Gibbocat!
Happi Birfdai Gibbocat!
troo troo!!
hoomin also provides teh warm but slitlely less tahn attracktive sofa.. ok yes, itz fugly!!
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u havin a gud birfday, I hope?
Happy Birthday, gibbocat! Good to see you again!
Happi Birtdai Gibbocat!
Uv course!! Teh hooman haz teh thumbz!
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Luk!!! Its Janet!
*snerk*
yesh and herz has 5 kittehs!
*Puts on Anti-Headbat Helmet*
But (heh) I didn’t think cameras had been invented yet when she was that age…
*Scampers away*
Yoo can run, Maus, but yoo cannawt heid!
Naawt fur lawng, eneway!
*sitz bai Maus’s Maus Hole an waytes fur him to com awt! *
*sits down at a discreet distanse and watches*
*A tray of horsey doovers seems to be walking across the floor*
*Janet watches teh tray ov horsey doovers “walking” across teh flore*
oooo! I fink I sees a nom carryin a nom ober there!
Luvscats piks wun of horsey-doovers frum top of mooving tray- non nom…
r u shure that’s a horsey d’urv?
*The tray gets to the entrance of The Maus Hole*
*Maus comes out from underneath*
Hah! Fooled ya!
Has a gud weak weak weak end, frens! TTFN!
*Scampers into The Maus Hole*
*pounces at mauses disappeering tayle*
*misses bai a Maushare*
“beginos to wash fayce*
Ai ment to do that!
*waves to Maus*
*turns to Janet*
hm.
well apprentlee he CAN run and hied!
but there’s always next week week weeeeek!
Yes! We will awlwaiz hav next week!
Butt, butt, butt (heeeeee), duz we not also alwaiz hav Pariss?
yep! plai it again Q…
U can keeps Paris Hiltun.
but I’ll take teh Fronsch Paree!
ooo la la!
Ai wud be happitayl wif sum French Fries rite abowt nao.
ai’z gotsa jonez foar a fronsch vamilla i-skreem.
oar mebbeh a horsey d’huuf? (pleh!)
ooo spinuch puffs…
nom!
Just how it started with me!
want.
teh kittehs, teh bebbeh, teh purty qwilt. want tehm all.
mebbee not teh bob teh bilder pillow, tho.
It’s BobtehBilder Ai feel sry for – kitteh bum in his fayse!
hoo wants to play teh trol hoo comez on an warns us taht yoo must NEBBER EBER EBER allow yor kittehs an yor bebbeh on teh same furnichure, or in teh same room, or eben in teh saem howse becawz tehy will do TERRIBUL TERRIBUL fings to eech ovver an its horrbily abyoosibe an irresponsiblol an OH the hyoo manitee!!!!! an an an… *frothing at teh mowf*
sorry, gotted carryed away. anyhoo, any volunteerz?
Ai fink u jus did….
8)
We haz apparentlee given owr liddul gurl teh rite start to being a cat laydee. Dere haz bin 6 kittehz in teh howse hur whole lief, an we lets dem in teh saem ruums & ebrreefing!
hao cud uz!? da bebeh cud ets da noms ob da kittehs adn da kittehs wud starve… u noe dem staves ifn der’s nuffink on der plait dem canz look at disgusting adn aks fur sumfink new… riet?
Ai haz taykin pikshurs uv teh child eetin teh kittehs’ noms — along wif teh kittehs.
Beeleev meh — nun uv mah kittehs iz CLOSE to starvayshun. 
wait whut? so u sain… mai kittehs ownleh bez lyin 2 meh? O.o
*snerk* kittehs lie
ai wurked lawt wun nyte… bf feeded kittehs so tehm wud haz supper awn tiem. when ai camed hoam, tehy maded soooo much fuss taht ai feeded tehm again finking tehy nawt had been feded yet!!! so tehm gawt dubble gushifud taht nyte
myne tell me, tu, taht if teh kruncheefud bowl be emptee, tehy will starving tu def in minnits… ai haz hurd tihs wun frum soo menny kittehs, tho, taht it be tru, aifinkso
u gots a niec bf et seems.
but ur kittehs… dem bez gangsturs. sheesh… to fink such wunnermous creetchurs cud ebber be upz 2 lyin… mai hoel whirld lais in tiny liddlol peeces ob kruncheefud nao. so 2 speek
sad, butt tru
hehe… ai wus waitin fer a chanz 2 sais dis 1ce…
u sed butt!
naic… nao ai cans lib lawng adn prospurrrr. fan-q mai cween
aid rattur bez da troll hu tells awl ob u ets nawt a girl but a boy, b-cuz wif dat curly hair adn dat dimplols – da 1s unner da kilt – adn da porclain faice ownleh boys be birfded… adn orinj kittehs ownleh snuglols 2 da bois adn da kilt ownley fits da bois adn ob cors b-cuz ai saiz so… *cough*
nao aiz waitin fur da troll dat sais but der bez moar adn moar girls wib dat curly hair adn dat dimplols – da 1s unner da kilt – adn da porclain faice, adn da kittehs snugloling adn da kilt adn b-cuz her/him saiz so…
oh mai… didz ai jes dubloltroll maiselb?
ooh, tahts a gud trol to be!! a noo egg sample ob teh “it’s not a ___, it’s a ___” trol!
fankies lunarmommy… mai inner
drooltroll jes growdid an inch aifinkso ^^uz wight. datz boy. iz be de babyz momma and dat is son of cat lady. no photoshop – he bez real. yes orinj kittehs luvs boys!
my nawt sekkund hubbi sounded just lyk dat….so..kitteh sweepz wif momma and hubbi sleepz on da kouch..:)
yay! prioritees, yu duing tehm ryte!
him nawt lik mine all blak mainly coon anyway…i still have da kitteh butt had tu giv da hubbi away
Hoo U getted drunk enuf tu taek teh hubbi!?
She dreamz ub running wif lions. meanwile, dey haz a warmer. (Dey ar heat-seeking devices…)
ndeed!
horrible. “cat ladies” have a form of OCD known as “hoarding disorder.
i hurd burfday fairy still needs a noo kleening croo for teh faktoree restrooms…
*wipes mtn doo off hur keybored*
Mebbe dey cleenin croo kin tayke caer uv dat fur u, Leeza.
oh noes, no fangs, thats kwite all rite… rathur live wif teh mtn doo, knothxewtrollgerms!
u is teh funneh, LM!
aw, gee wiz
fank yoo skwirrlgrrl
ai gues teh “NP” in “NPT” meenz “Nawt Pepsi.”
but ai aspires tu be cat lady: tu lib in howse wif a duzzin kittehs, an be notoryuslee egg-sentrik, an nawt caring what ennywun fink
ai nawt plan tu taek tu egg-streems taht bees unhelfy fur me oar kittehs
aifinkso lyk ennyfing else, is nawt what but hao much taht maeks teh diffrins
yesh, taht iz also being my kareer ambishun wen i growz up. weneber taht may be. 46, not tehr yet…
Derez a diffrins between “cat laydee” wut tayks gud caer uv hao ebber mennee kittehs she haz, an “crayzee cat laydee” wut duzzint tayk caer uv hur kittehs.
HAHAH I cant understand a WORD you people say!!!!! but its an adorable pic
u get used tew it suprizingly fast
Trai reedin it owt lowd, Lindsay; yu’ll nawt oenlee unnerstan butt (*snerk*) yu’ll be abul to “heer” owr aksents! Nawt taht Ai has an aksent, cos Ai is form TTI an we donut has aksents heer!
but U has donuts?
dat b deh portint fing.
nom nom nom
No, we haz DOUGHNUTS!
but dere is no nutz in deh dough!
ai hazzd a fren wuntce hu pernow… pranau… uh, sed taht wurd “duff-nutz.”
VERY little chance ov the sweet liddle gurl rolling off that couch in her sleep! She can has gardians!
Howdy partner! How yoo been?
bin good deer! Nom is a hooge hit! I bin lurken a little bit, but staying busy. I hope u and the maus haus r dewing good:) Hab a nice weekend!
Am I the only one who thinks that little girl might be fake? The complexion is TOO perfect. Not that it detracts from teh funneh.
it’s photoshopped
you can see the pixels
If yu can see pixels yu has had too mennee Frozen Wiskas, awn teh preevyus fred!
pixels?
dose r things in fairee tales, liek talking mauses and talking kittehs, and flying bubblols, stuff liek that, rite?
Yoo know, if we awl clap a lot, teh pixels will nawt die.
lol, Janet!
*clappityclaps*
yursh. iz troof. yu iz beeing teh pixellayted.
ur brefs. we steelz it.
gibes it bak! no! nawt ur bref ! it smells like fish. I want mine, the one that smells like milk!
I iz nu kitteh, heer. I haf quesshun, pleez: how mak nu capshun when no “recapshun” blueness button seen? No want search 11,000+ piktures for the onz I wants.
BigBuddy – ai am sorree, but ai cannawt halp yoo. Ai ar just a compminter – nawt a capshuner. But maybee so bai an bai sum wun will com bai hoo DUZ know. Soree.
try the cheeztown cryer at word press.com. Lots of advice there, u may find what u need….
Alaz, no….. I b a meer comminter, tu.
so I haz no halp fur deh cap shunerz.
ah wel… u kno eberythin else and the cryer is suches a welth of info, it cant hurt fur BB tew check it awt any way
PS thanks cween fur posting the opening of Nom. yew were missed!
I haf happitayl cuz all kittehs heer ar nice to nu kitteh! Fangs a lot!
I go looks im cheeztown cryer at word press.com now.
Oh. I haf xtra fud mouse. I leef you it, for you help bigBuddy! thnxbi
If derez a “favorite” button onnit, mebbe u can favrit it den recapshun frum a diffrint paij? Mebbe try in a diffrint browzer?
luks cumfee. an familyar… ohyah, ai just waked up frum an unskedyoold catnap tu find ai waz sharing teh nap (an teh bed) wif free kittehs
Did dey keep u warm & saef & snugglold?
…
How iz ur paw?
I luv wakin up next tew my cats. they am sew warm and purry and always happy tew say good morning. HI P-k, i hoep ur paw is healing nicely.
iz starting tu, ainfinkso, princess, fanks!!!
absololootlee! ai awlwayz sleep moar bedderer when ai can feel kittehs against me… (mebbe iz leftober uv mai momcat putting hur kitteh awn bed wif me when ai waz lillul an skared uv dark, an telling me hur wud luk aftur me? mebbe iz teh purring? aidunno)
teh red nawt has spred in at leest 6 owrs, an is reseeding in sum spots, so aifinkso teh oral antee biotiks iz gunna wurk an ai nawt will haz tu having teh iv kind, yay!
loki still staying glooed tu me, will nawt leeving me
as fur paw, iz colurful cause iz cobered in lines in multi colurs uv ink showing teh redness
fankies fur teh finkings, ns {{{{{ns}}}}}
Datz excellent gnuz, PK! Sew kyoot dat Loki is stayin wif u. Itz prawblee a combinayshun uv “fankies fur sayvin meh frum teh box, Mommeh!!!” and “ai iz sry ai hurted u, Mommeh!!!”
Plz to giv him skritches behind himz eer (if he lieks dat) frum meh. 
him lubs teh eer skritches, an him sez “purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
{{{{{p-k}}}}} hope yoo keeps geting betterer!! my liddler boy had hand infekshun wunse, i dropped him off at preskool wun day wif a liddle cut, by teh time i pikked him up himz hand wuz all red an puffy. strayt to teh dr. we wented!! tehy gibbed him hand-booboo-jurm-killer pills an it kleered rite up. taht wuz teh skaree!! but it turnd owt ok.
defnitlee skaree! appeers so fast, an spreds so fast, an hurts… ai had a berry big fraid fur a whyle. ai shudda knowd taht it nawt had a chans gainst teh gud wishings frum cheezfrenz
ai haz a big reeleeved taht yur boicat’s hand gotted bedderer!
my hubby iz a bed hog, so him takes up abowt too furds ob teh bed. tehn teh two kittehs like to sleep in a strayt line, hed-to-hed, rite akross wher my kneez wants to go. so i am skwished into liddle 2 ft X 3 ft box (i’z short, but not TAHT short) all night. taht’s okay, tho, ravver hab teh hubby an kittehs wif me tahn not. tho i did get a liddle annoyed wen him complayned tehr wuz only 6 inches between him an teh edje ob teh bed. 6 inches sownds gud wen yoo gots peeces ob yoo hangin ober the edje all night!
haz had teh nytes lyk taht, ai feels fur yu…
hao iz it kittehs can eggspand tu taking up so much room? it deefais fizziks, aifinkso!!
Ohai lunarmommy. Iz a late post, butt ai haz to let u know dat when hubby wuz
alive and we had 4 kittehs, he tuk up too furds ob teh bed anna kittehs wuz 2 by
2 on each side uv me. Ai wuz a mummy all nite, flat on mai back. Wakin up
wuz easy butt hard to get outta bed.
Liddill Prittee Wun
habz t3h wawrm andz jentill tutch
4 t3h Kittehz’ fur
Liddill Prittee Wun
awllwayz habz tyme 2 playz wiff
hurz flawk ubz Kittehz
Kitehz knoez t3h Beeg
Lawnnng Chayr iz soopurb playss 4
wawrm andz coazee Napz
Feelyne Simmitree
iz impoartunt 4 Kittehz.
Fillz t3h Beeg Lawnng Chayr
Jack.
sweet!
aw, taht’s luvly, jack!
Ai can haz a happee tayle. teh floor adn teh frame uf mai haws iz heer. Iz nawt putted tugeddur yet, but iz heer adn teh buildur can haz wurk naow.
YAY!!! dat b gud gnuz!!!
Duz u haz Bob deh Bill der??
Oar iz it Bill, deh Bob der?
snerk!
If heez havin himz howse bilded, ai iz SHUR dere iz LAWTS uv Bills. Mebbe nawt az mennee Bobs.
Is this Bob U speak of related to Joe the Plumber?
shud nawt bring up teh polly tiks atawl, but tihs remyndid me:
otay, back tu regoolarlee skedyooled silleeniss
yur US prezdint, him sed him lubs owr countree, an him luked lyk him ment it! taht uvver prezdint, ai nawt remembur him saying taht.
an him stoppt motorcade tu go intu lokal stoar tu bai soobeneers fur hims dotters, an waz frenlee tu peeps!
ai haz an impressd so far… him akt lyk reel purrson.
Ai gnu ai liekded u, Prysma.
Mitu, p-k. Butt (ai sed “butt” lol!) ai doo (ohno, naow ai sed, “doo!” somwan stawpmi, qwiklii!) wish hii wud adawpt som SHELTER CATS. NO DOGS (exkewz teh profanitii). *SIGH*
Aifink he lieks kittehz but wun uv himz liddul gurls haz allerjeez.
we needs a white house kitteh! or kittehz
cat, dog, eeither way, wish he wud do a rescue ‘doption.
oh, and we lieks him too PK!
No prawblem at all in bringing up pollyticks an I agreez wid
Ur assessment of the gnu purrsident
BTW I just heard that Socks is no more!
RIP
Nawt noes about socks. Ai duz noe teh GW’s kitteh crossed teh bridj just befoar teh Chrisymaus.
Socks died today, himz had cancer
I’m so sorry to hear this, two_kittehs.
The death of a sweet little friend is a heavy burden to bear.
BigBuddy gives you a hug, and promises that happy times
will return, eventually.
BigBuddy is big an fluffy an stoopid, sumtime!
BigBuddy too dum to reed that kitteh you tawk about is
Clinton kitteh, an not ur real frenz. So BigBuddy has
happitayl agin, cuz u not sad.
Is ok bigbuddy
{{{bigbuddy}}
U showed concern, that wuz nice
Ohai PK. Aim glad u likes our Prezdint. Hez more like da cheezpeeps,
bery friendly smilol and smiloly eyes tu. Dat sayz more bout a persun
dan much of anyfing else. If dey smilols wif eyes, da smilol iz real and
inna heart.
RIP to Socks (Clinton’s cat).
awhh.
* walks ovur tew the medow tew wait fur sox an welkome hims*
awl parentz shuld follow dis fine example uf how tu kare fur da hooman bebbehz
i absolamutly agreez!!
butt wayt – I haz a deescownt at le jeeorges sank otel – zey haz frommageburger zere – ze best in all fronch.
Hay guies! Gess wat teh mayleman broughted me today…
…a postcard awl teh way from TTI!!!!
Who it from? Miss FastyFinners hurself, Annipuss!
Fanks, Anni! It gibbed me a happitayle!
Ohai rhsb! Ai nawt meen tew leeb sew abroobt, abraw, um, sew wifakwifness urleeur. Congarats awn yur singlolniss! Dans Dans Dans! **jumpz in ayre an kiks heelz tugeddur** **landz awn syde** OWIE! **gitz up wifapaynfulniss** Ai haz a happee happee happe fur yew! {{{rhsb}}} Yew goin owt tunite tu sillybrate? Iz dere a wriing-meltun sara-mow-nee?
Ohai, ph.
Iz okay. I has had RLS alot latelee myself. Iz teh pleh, ain’t it?
No ring-melten seremonee. My rings has been in a bocks for quite a whiel. Not sure wat I’m gonna do wif dem yet.
So, u stopped smokin yet? I had my last wun at 9:30 on Munday moarnin. I want wun rite nao so bad, tho!
At least he is warm!
Lukks mohr lyk “berth” of teh cat ladee tu mii.
*hed desk*
ROFL!!!!
**faiswing**
**beeg smylol**
I’m sooooo jealous ha ha… arrrr well at least the kitties have a human well trained at a decent age… ha ha I still have mine mieowin at me in the morning tellin me where the food is…. peops who don’t like cats have never taken the time to have one, u’ll luv them 4eva…. sweet dreams lil girl u’ll be well luked after by the mieows
hive nebber spoked thiz vay ebber! kule!
Aaaw, litl babi loox liek en porselyn aynshul! How kyoot is that?!
not very
kittehs keep purrfekt kompani!
luvs da gustav klimt reference!!!
Cute photo! No one is looking in the camera:) Sleeping realm:)
i haz dis chair @ home.
Wery good Thanks..
thi is 1 of teh starts of crazi cat ladehs…like mai and mai mom
Cat person starter kit!
Noa itz thear agen!