Comments on: tell your drunk friends to go home

By: Mamakitty23

Mamakitty23 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:12:13 +0000

Por Edward Von Kittemheimer. I miz hims!!! Mi dawter’s idea of funny!!

By: Ryushi

Ryushi — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:32:23 +0000

And no, for the last time, i’m not doing the lampshade thing. X3

By: mary 0spockn

mary 0spockn — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:37:31 +0000

iz a ninitiation process dat happ’ns to all 0 us: the noobee’s furst post is sent to da othenti caterers, where it is nomm’d fur a while, den serv’d bak atcha just aftah you duz da sekind courz. welclolm, yew are wun of us.
*coyoteman get’;s Akme Anvil dropp’d on hims hed*
*meepmeeep*

By: mary 0spockn

mary 0spockn — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:34:17 +0000

ftw!

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:31:10 +0000

fanks. *sips drink nonchalantly*

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:29:15 +0000

well fine then be that way. but i am not coming back on here as much. now, don’t take this personally…. but it’s not because of the lolspeak. well, that’s part of it. but i am not doing so well in school these days because i’ve been coming on here WAY too much.

So i’ll be back….say, two weeks maybe more? I’ll miss you guys, really, and your lolspeak but i think i need to take a break

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:18:17 +0000

Carmen Mew-randa

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:05:59 +0000

Ai doan’t agwee – Ai aer marjinullee lisdeksik an heer it duzn’t mattur iffn Ai kan’t rite ingerlish wiv “kurrekt” spellin! Yes, at furst it taeks a bit longer 2 unnerstan, but wuns u get in2 it it iz eezee!

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:57:22 +0000

I disagree. I don’t want to judge lolspeak in any way. Yes, it is hard to read in the beginning, but I got used to it fairly quickly. And I’m German, so English is already a foreign language for me. I enjoy being able to “let my hair down” with lolspeak. You don’t have to use lolspeak yourself if you don’t want to, that’s just fine, but I doubt you will have much success persuading the rest of us to stop using what has become our language among friends.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:56:45 +0000

I givz up. Ai posts and it showz up ok. Ai leeve ‘n come back an’ post is GAWN!!! So ai posts agin. An’ now post showz twicets!!! OK Ai’s noo here. Wut givz???

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:53:38 +0000

Hoomun!!!! Ai iz NAWT Carmen Miranda!!!!!

By: MeLikeyCuuute

MeLikeyCuuute — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:55:01 +0000

Mayk minez a dubble. Iz ben hard weeek

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:54:16 +0000

Ohai, Parrothead! I finkso yu lives nawt far frum me. We gets teh toorists awl yeer long, too. Mush historee an otter innerestin stuff awl round heer.
.
We wented to a basketball gaem tonite in a big arena wif a Jumbotron. Kids can text messajes an dey will appear on teh screen. Wun kid had ritten, “I can has mor winz?” Wow… Lolspeak on teh Jumbotron! I had a big smilol!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:05:41 +0000

oooh….doze arre mai skaelz? ai nebber notissed dat dey wuz sparklee….

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:02:31 +0000

an I dont laik being cot in teh raine, eithur!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:55:51 +0000

But itz teh fun! Ai hasta use prawpurr English wen ai werks (ai iz a proofreeder) – itz ravver relaxin to stretch mah literaree wingz, azitwere.
…
That said, sometimes I prefer to use proper English, especially if I’m explaining something relatively serious… or if I’m really tired …. or if I’ve got a nasty headache.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:50:10 +0000

*passes _linin_ a virgin pina colada*

By: Tianashen

Tianashen — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:39:28 +0000

Basement kitteh will plot ur demise

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:20:51 +0000

Ai duz nawt… teh peeps elsewhair be welkome tu tawk howeber tehy pleez, an ai duz nawt caer what tehy fink uv hao we tawk. Owr lolspeek be fun, an ai nawt finds it hard tu reed atawl. If uvvers find it hard an nawt want tu reed it, iz entyrelee up tu tehm, but ai nawt gunna chaje what ai du becose uv it.

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:19:30 +0000

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By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:17:01 +0000

Umm you guyz, hab u eber wondurd that our tawking is sorta ridikulus and that its sorta hard to reed? ai mean, ai wuz lookin on teh Lolpeepl site, an they wur all sayin dat owr tawkin iz hard to reed and dat we over-do owr speek. ai meen, lol speek isnt spost to be hard to reed, espeshully if teh kittehs invent it. they’re just spost to hab sum wurds heer and there and speek realy eezee. DOES ANYONE ELSE AGREE?!!?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:59:35 +0000

oooh DK pleez nawt tu bii gettin distraked by da shini thingiz.. yu ok?

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:55:31 +0000

**bats at shinee flyin scales**
oops, yew took a shinee ball tew teh hed

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:44:02 +0000

*helps d_k up an brushes him awf*
are yew okai? dew yew need a drink?

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:43:49 +0000

……
……
……
*openzz eyez a littlol bitt*
ooh….wut happeneded….

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:41:04 +0000

**fanz Draconic Kitteh, watshiz scales fly arown** Yew OK, DK?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:38:59 +0000

Iz still soar, an lyklee will be fur a day oar tu… yu knows kittehs an teihr pointee enz! But iz bedderer tehn it waz. Teh hugs an sympafees frum teh awsum frenz, whu nawt say “whaifor yu du a stoopy fing lyk taht??!!??” but say “We haz happeh Loki iz otay an yu luk aftur yurself!”, taht maeks it much bedderer! {{{{{NS}}}}}

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:38:00 +0000

*bowz tew PK* yur welcom….aktchuallee, teh fing abowt hospitalittee cameded frum a Rocky and Bullwinkle movie dat ai haz….hehe…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:36:56 +0000

*iz entransed bai teh sparklee glitturz*

hmmm…wai iz teh sparklee fing gettink bigger? *iz hit in hed wif bownsee ball, adn hitz teh grownd wif a lowd thump*

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:33:20 +0000

now ai has teh mentlol image of a skwirrl and mau airkissing!

By: Gigikitty12

Gigikitty12 — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:32:57 +0000

**Walks in holding choclate sunday**
What goes on people!
*Yawns*
No srsly!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:30:14 +0000

ok, bai hunny!
*airkiss*

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:29:12 +0000

FTW!!

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:28:51 +0000

LOLz, dats a gud wun, Johnny!
*Kitteh brings out point end fings*

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:25:40 +0000

Um… no… um… Just very “reeeeeeelaxded”. Doin the Openin an werkin today wuz a reely big challenge. Cya 2morrow, gurl!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:22:44 +0000

Butt (hehe), mai husbing wuz jist in Lynchburger nawt lawng ago, an he eeted sumwhere neer dere he sayed wuz sew gud, but Ai haz a obburwurked brayne rite nao and can’t member. Ai will fynd owt fur yew, Maus. Husbing is teh prym rib lubbur, alwaiz lukkin fur a beddur wun, an he raved abowt dis place.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:22:14 +0000

how wuld u liek a hawayun punch

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:20:42 +0000

ai can has no-alkohawl peenyacolawduh? ai don feel lyk messin wif da cops ryt naow!

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:20:29 +0000

ai can has no-alkohawl peenyacolwaduh? ai don feel lyk messin wif da cops ryt naow!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:18:45 +0000

Iz kwite a waiz frum Lynchburger, um, ai nawt nose wut town eggzactlee, but we git awn the Skyline Drive neer Sperryville, Burginia, aifinkso iz cawled Thornton Gap entrunce. Iz nawt tew far frum dere, iz called ainfinkso Big Meadow Lodge?

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:17:20 +0000

R u drunk commintin?

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:12:02 +0000

ai thinks ai saw a kilt a thred or tew ago…

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:11:53 +0000

Ai wuz at teh meadow. Ai hadz tu haz sumfing tu hold awl teh treets.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:11:40 +0000

Ai fink dey has had 2 menee bcardi n pineappls.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:10:34 +0000

{{p-k}} gud luk wif yer test tomorrow!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:08:32 +0000

*sits next to WRr & calls to hur Manny (crost abowt 9 yeerz ago)*
…
OMCC — there he iz!
*haz a snugglol wif Manny*

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:08:14 +0000

Is teh toonie speekin, Ms. B. Waitin fer teh missus to come hoem frum teh teh werks…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:06:30 +0000

*claps floofee paws fur PK*
Hao iz yer paw feelin?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:05:54 +0000

Ai reeded dat az “heavy on teh terrorists…”

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:05:35 +0000

Where is, Burdie? Mrs. Maus an I goes to Lynchburger to sees Teh Dawter play Feeld Horkey. We is alwais lukkin fer sumplayce gud to eat…