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The eye deel sityuayshun!
You has a solo second too!
I shall dans a nom dans fer you. Hoppin round on one fut singing Nom, nom, nomitiy nom!
Thx, u can dans bedder dan Ai can!
OMG!!! SERIOUS CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!
Teh Maus family cabin…..
tehy luk inbred to me
Jelly roll… yer doin it WRONG!
Speeking uv WRONG…..why,Fabio…WHY ?!??!!
Hooty Hoo!
Go to Bravo’s web site. In his exit interview, he hints that he’s gotten his own TV show…
If so,I’LL certainly watch it !!
I wanted a taste of Carla’s stew soooooo bad !!
Big fat Gulf oysters, cream, bacon…
*Drooooooooollll*
*groan*
Oops…sorree,Leeza…..
The show was still worth watching….trust us !
Best episode of the season, IMO.
oh I’ll still watch it.. it just takes a little of the fun out when you already know who’s leaving, kwim?
Yeah. Sry.
Noooooooo! Fabio is off the show? I didn’t stay up to watch it. Boo-hoo!
*JCH4K, hoo hardlee ebber knows waht iz going awn, peeks around teh corner*
Cud sum wun pleeze tell me waht yoo ar tawking about?
Irin Chef? Izzit sumthing ai shud be doing?
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Ai just HAET being outta da loupe all teh taime???
Top Chef (on Bravo Network). The Part 1 of the season finale started last night, and a fan favorite chef was eliminated.
Ah! Thanks!
But itz reelee hard to find heer in this countree.
An may ai say mennee, mennee, mennee congrachoolashuns awn teh fabulous opening.
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Ar yoo open to ene menu sugjeschuns? Wun av mai favoritest things in teh hoe whirrled is “Gnocchi alla Sorrentina.” Teh last taim ai wuz awn teh Amalfi Cowst, ai don’t think ai eight ene thing else.
I can run Gnocchi alla Sorrentina as a special. That’s why the NOM menu is relatively small: lot of room for specials.
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FWIW, the recipe for the gnocchi looks pretty easy. If you can find some good fresh or frozen gnocchi, you could make it yourself.
Ai maid fresh gnocchi for last nite’s noms heer at home. Sauce was a gorgonzol cream sauce with peas. Mmmmmm. Adn nuff leftover for breakfuss dis A.M.!
plz don’t say what happent on Top Shef!
I has to DVR it and is watchin it later.
plzplzplzplzplzplz?
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Btw Maus, I has a job for u.
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A debreefing….
Oh rly! Who?
DK!
She turned ebil on me last nite! I finkso tehy did something to hur in teh horsepittal. She needs a debreefing, and BAD.
I’ll look into it. Which pic?
allow me!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/18/funny-pictures-while-no-ones-looking/#comment-599742
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as u can see it got a littul skary!
Hey dere….Ai dint want 2 say ennyting, but (hee-hee) de FOODAY secshun ob de noospapper on Tuesday had an article bout peeps in TTI hoo be eatin…erm…(so sawwy, Leeza)…skwrrl. Ai wuz horrified an shokkt an appalled an all de odder bad feelins. We Cheezpeeps must stand up 2 dis new kwizeen idea and say STOP! Iznt rite, prolly iznt tastee eben (no ‘fence), certenlee iznt a gud meet to bone rasheeow. STOP-STOP-STOP!
O.M.C.C.
Leeza, put out a warning to yr skwirrl minions. Teh atomic-powerd wuns r prolly safe, but the ordimanary wuns yu haz infiltrayting TTI may be in danger.
Teh p[rollem iz dat teh grey skwirrlz aer spozed 2 be risponsibul fur teh natib red wunz bein awn teh edj un `stinkshun, so sumwun had teh brite(?) eye deer uv eetin teh grey wunz.
Ai pwomiss dat Ai wud nebber eet skwirrl!
Mii neever. Cwoss mai hart. *skwink*
crap. I postified a link but it looks like it’s invisibul.
It was on teh last lol of the day yesterday.
Wow…..who was that and what did they do wif DK ?????
Eetin teh sqwirrls? What madness iz this ??
i KNOW!! it was liek bein in an alturnate reality!
*shivers*
I took a look at the thread. I hate to get all understanding and sensitive, but IMO she was very tired, possibly in pain, and trying to be funny. Pain meds affect people many different ways. I should know, after Maus Dawter’s two surgeries and Mrs. Maus’ bionic implant this past year.
Maus.. ur gettin all serious on us now?
I know she was just bein funny!
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I thot I was being funny playing along with it.
OK. Sry. I has a bizzee atwerks today, so it’s hard to pay attention, and I’m proly being a little (a lot?) literal-minded.
maybee spent too much tiem playin yesterday?
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u know DK. she’s not gonna talk abowt eetin skwirrls without xpecting me to respond…
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So if u duznn’t have tiem to debreef hur, I’ll go to plan B.
*wonders wot plan B will B*
w00t! Air Force One has just landed in Oddawa!!!
Oh, and *yank yank – pulling Maus’s leg*
cwap. plan B has not yet bin formulated, and here is DK..
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*hastily hides maps and diagrams behind bak*
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um, ohai DK!
I definitely spend too much time playing yesterday…
So if you can get DK to show her face, I’ll get the DWDC. And figger owt how to work around her walker… hmmmmmm…
*Looks around*
*Whispers*
I “worked” *snicker* from home so that there wouldn’t be any “issues…
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Debriefings work better if the person is actually present…
Ohai Leeza? ‘Sup?
Oooo, we can has teh Gubner General, adn teh Mountees, adn ebreefing to greet Barack!
Just a wawker?? Nawt a cast oar two, too? This will rekwire AWL yur skills!
*wunders wai seh’s feline a little bit paranoid*
Diamond Kitteh, do yu nedz a lion to purrtek yu?
Oh yash! Cud yoo plz take mii fur a ride? Ai’m feline so erthbownd wif dis heabby cast!
Okai! I kneel daon so yu can climb on between teh wings.
ouch! Pleaz nawt tp clonk me in teh mouf wif teh cast.
Now, up we go!
*booklion flaps enormous wings, and rises into teh air abuv Cheezland, wif Diamond Kitteh riding high*
oh yayz!! Mous sushi roll… verie fresh n nomful… congra tulashuns 2 da chef 4 dis nou recipe!!
Dratss!!
Sry, bossman needed sumfin done rite away.
U mist ur chanse Maus!
But there will be otters…
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
I fink yu r sayfe frum teh debreefing nao, 4.5.
*winged lion lands gently near teh JCH4K fountain*
*4.5K slides eezily down*
I gots to go..see yu layter!
Oops! I forgot. Here’s a power whheel to go unner yr cast, DK. If they try to sneek up wif the debreefin cart, yu can turn on teh zoom motor and vroom away.
Fanks fur teh resQ, booklion. Ai shall trai to use the power wheeel fur gud adn not fur ebil.
but if ur ebil.. how can u use teh power wheel for gud?
or is ur gud, ebil?
or ur ebil, gud?
*has a confuzzle*
Ai wunder! Doo teh invisblol links ebber appeer?
Cwennmj iz shurlee rite – just taek off teh h,t,t,p, an tehm we can copee an payste – nawt so hard – an tehn we can lt leest find it!
it showed up!
i was just throwed off when I dint see it in who be talkin.
plus, i has trust isshoos wif WP.
I don’t think I should put this on the menu at NOM…
Whut…no maus-stuffed rye ??
8)
But the weasels wud LUV it! Is a Preditor’s Special.
FTW !!!
A half loaf of our specilally baked bred, hollowed out and stuffed with three tender mauses and sprinkled with your choice of chedar or cheddar jack cheese. Served with a side of creamed corms. Hampster or Gerbil may be substituted fer a an additioanl small munnie.
Nawt eet teh rodints!
Weelll….you donts have to eat them. You just lick the cheesy sauce off the fur and…hum. I am not sure how far to go wif dis! Cuz I don’t fink the weasesls wud really just be satisfied with dat!
ROFL!
*LOL* GMTA!
Hey! Dey VOLUNTEERED to climb into that tasty loaf, ya kno.
But did dey bolunteer 2 be nommed?
Good point,caro!
Comfort food!
Or comfortable food?
It luks cozy.
An iff dey waeks up hongree, dey kin nibblol teh walls & go bak to sleep.
lol comfort food thats good
Iz deze mauses or ratzes?
i think they are mauses rats
man i wish we could delete comments that we screw up on i meant mauses not rats not mauses rats
maybe Maus haz ratses?
pfft!
maybe u r also thinking about the video on teh early lol that everyones sew up in arms abowt?
I din’t think it was that bad eether.
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and some of teh best hoomer comes from teh screwups.
ohai skwirrlgrrl – ai leeved a commint awn yer profyle last nite abowt teh cheezmeet…Plasticat and ai lib neer Syracuse…
rly??
*goes to luk*
they gave me hell about it thats for sure… man people were mad
i knows!!
Reeding teh commints, I was xpecting somthin awful, and then when I watched teh video, it was liek, all that fuss over THAT?
Of corse I wasn’t going to say that over there…
Yep, Ai thort it wuz nawt berry kynd 2 plai a trikk awn a kitteh, but nawt neerlee az bad az wen wun haz obvusslee been throne in teh ayr an lukks terryfyde.
I giggleed and den I felt bad … funnee, but not niceee …
OOOOhhhh connundrummmms Ihaz dem!!!
Iz a bit liek wen sumwun falls doun goes boom – u laff, den u fink “ooh, dat muss hert” an feel sowwee u lafft.
i nawt think itz bad..
dat kitteh will bii extrakting himz reveng
Video??? Ebreewun up in arms??
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HalP!!!1 Ai’ wuzzn’t missing for long! Bit ai seeme to BE missing ebreething!
Wood yu laik a fwee memburship ov teh klub: Ai Dunno Wut teh … Heck is Goin Awn!!!? AfriCat iz teh chairkitteh an wee hav berry naice tee=shurts – blak wiv a giant kwestion mark-
LOL!!!! Sumtaimes, it halps just to ask!
But ai will joifullee joyn teh club an ware teh TeeShurt!!
wat bideo iz ebreewun tawkin bout? ai gess ai missed it tew!
Ai cahn joyne club an haz a tshurt pleez? ai cahn pin mai ‘neber nawt sekond platoon’ badge awn it an bee awl stylin!
Yu willz bee receivin yur tee-shurt bai obernite delibberee!!!
u guys is sew funneh!
go to teh furst lol of teh day for teh video and reed teh commints.
but be carefulll.. theres a hole lotta caretrolls over there!
video? did it get taken down? all i can find is the turntable kitteh
I think I need to joyne tew..
Yur tee-shurt will bee at yur door bai teh nex mornin!!!
It’s teh lunsh tyme LOL wif da “invisiblol” door. Luk at it and form ur own ope inion. Ai lubs teh tee shurt idear, AfriCat. Sounds like ai need wun sumtymes, too.
Yur tee-shurtz arz in teh mail Janet an upfi!!!
i fink i fownded sumfin apprpriyut frum a past LOL to go wif taht wun. heer iz my linkie to my linkie:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/19/funny-pictures-video-kitteh-and-the-invisible-door/#comment-600163
nebber mind, teh whole fing’s gon now
awww dats soo kyuut! ^ . ^ awll shnuggld up tewgeffer
*Hands Chloee comemorative NOM CHRG and duck tape*
just incase!
Disgusting!
????? disgusting??? Ar fellow creechurs upawn teh urth ar “disgusting?” Becuz they laik to eet an sleep an cuddle just laik we do???
Yes. When it is inside of perfectly good food, it is disgusting; just like your spelling and the rest of this horrendous Lolspeak.
LOl!! Sorree, 404techsupport! But yoo just dont get it!
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Moast ov teh regyoolar comminterz heer ar in teh geenuis lebel ov IQ, an teh hyoomor heer offen liez in a verree clever use ov werds.
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Ai maiself am flooent in trhee langwiges (Ingerlish, jerman an Eytalian), an a gud werking knolej ov Fronsch, Russhun an Spanish, an a bit ov Latin.
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An teh fun heer iz twisting teh werds about an seeing tehm frum mennee diffrent direkshuns!
uh ohs… PTO Janet!
or is it PMS?
or PDQ?
anyways,
{{{{Janet}}}}
PBS?
PCP?
PDF?
PTL?
Do Not Feed The Trolls…
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It looks like a few of them slithered in from the kitty door video.
can I rate this any lower than 1 !!?? IT’S DISGUSTING !!
koko – it’s just a loaf ov bred!
LOL! Ar yoo a cittee grrrl???? Aifinkso!!!
Finally, common sense has arrived!
*gwoss!*
MMM nap sammich.
Snorgeling Meeses….Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!1
Dis iz kyoot pikshur, but if I fownded dis in my howse, I wud be skreemin lyk a liddlol gurl!
oh fank CC u sed that!
this one has been creepin me out. just a littul. ok a lot!
Yah, leev it to me to say wut eberywun iz finkin.
My lak of daykorusness, let me show u it!
(I has been tolded dat I has teh suttletee of a bull in a china shop.)
We used to has mauses in teh howse when ai wuz married…
put owt teh glue traps…
opened teh pantry one morning and *shudder* 2 mauses wuz cawt.
Told (now ex) hubby to “take care of that,kthxbai”.
I finks dis is creepy too, but it reminds me ub sumfin!
I worked/libbed in a historickal spot. We libbed in teh old houses. Dere were sew menny mousies dare! Dey ran laps arownd teh house at nite. Da guies dere wud make a daylee bloo plate special wif teh mousies dey trapped da nite befoar. Mousies cuisine, byootifully presented, awn a plate in teh winder ub teh historickal home.
As for me, ai cudn’t stand to set teh traps adn kill teh mousies. Howebber, ai did maek a lubly pita samwich wif an allreddy-dead weasel dat ai fownd.
OMCC!! LOL!!
Wus it mauseum kwality chinas?
In case ai didn ssy so b-four: Fanks Leeza fur teh lublee partee at teh openin ov Cheez an Nom. Yu iz teh bestest bartenderkskwirrl eber!!!
o wassit?
I seem to has some hazy recolleckshuns of yesterday…
I spent most uv it in a swoon.
I dun find it creepy at all, but I lurrrrves meeces. We hadded a rat when I was liddlol, n it were very affectionate n playfull. U evar give a rat a grape cuvered in luminum foyil? is like chrismus!
Hai SAMS! ai’m wif yoo!! Mai sister had a wonnerful white rat – such fun an so sweet an smart! She wept bukkits fur daze wehn he died. An ai cried, too!
Mausies r teh cyute! All furry wif cute liddle pawsies.
If teh bred wz full ov teh spiders, then I wud freek aout.
Ai sekkund dis remark.
Ai cannawt uze teh traps. Ai had mauses in mai haus wunz, an ai put out traps – an ai found wun wif a nawt ded maus, but just cawt wif a boked leg. He luked at me si pitifullee. . . an wuz in such payne.
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Ai din’t know WHAT to do! And it hawnts me still.
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Bedder to get wun ov thoz things yoo plug into teh wall. Tehy werk qwite well. And trai to keep awl possibul entry plaizes clozed up.
Oh Janet, ai noe! Ai cannot use teh twaps eizzer.
Aifinkso if wii had to luk animals in teh eye befoar we killded adn eeted tehm, animals wud be treeted much maor hyoomanely.
…an ai wud be a vegetarian, aifinkso.
i culd nebber yooze teh traps, neever. (not taht we haz eber had meeses in teh haus, just owtsied.) if my kittehs catch wun, tahts wun fing – teh sirkul ob life, how naychure wurks, all taht. but i culd nebber hurt or kill a mausee just to get it owt ob my howse.
There is a show on A&E about a family who are exterminators ( can’t remember the show’s name).One guy was explaining how you could free teh mauses from the glue traps by pouring vegetable oil on them.
He..tee,hee..did that and held up teh oily little mausie and told it “You won’t be doing THAT again,huh buddy!”
Poor liddul mausie…tee,hee…wuz jus hanging dere awl oily & miserable-lukkin.
(Guy wuz gonna free teh mausies in teh woods…just in case anyone wuz worried!)
oh, I glad to know that. When I wuz a yung nd bery shy peep, I had a temp jwb in ofis that used teh glue traps for the mauses, and the would laff at the poor scared fing. Wz teh crewl. If I ebber in that sichyayshun agin, i wuld get teh oil and free teh mausie.
At my old howse, we had lawts uv mausies — liddul field-mouse luukin fings. Sumwun in teh famblee (ai rillee duzzint remember hoo) decided to try teh stickee traps. Nawt sekkund nite, a liddul mausie gotted stuk. In teh mornin, we founded him on teh trap — maykin skeered liddul skweeky noises. It wuz horrible.
Ai took teh trap to teh bak yard & gentlee poured warm soapy water on teh trap down by teh mausie’s paw. Ai diddint want to pull on teh mausie — diddint want to hurt him or get bitten. Teh warm soapy water evenchullee did teh trik & teh mausie ran owt into teh bushes. We throo away teh rest uv teh stickee traps. *shudder*
Butt (tee hee) the Mythee Buster guys showd dat the bulls arrr berry good in a china shop. Dey dinnnt bwake any tings at all!!
Frenz, I herd dis sawng awl teh way thro yesterday an I thot I’d share it wif u.
Mebbe it halp lift sumwun’s spiritz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOJsvcIG84
I LUBS U GUIES!!!!
rhsb r yu da single girl yet?
Lub u too Red!!! {{{rhsb}}}
Furs teh peenut butr is bad, now ai cant eet teh bread. Allz ai gots left is teh jelly.
U can haz mah share uv teh jelly.
Eventooelly des meeces will eat dem selfes uot of houze AND home!!
What’s worse than finding 3 mice in your bread?
Finding 3 and a half mice in your bread!
eeewwwww!!
lol and ew! or, ew and lol!
Kewl abatart eagleapex.
VERY VERY UNFAIR. This LOL is a copy of one made by Peregrin. Outrageous to copy it.
breakfast in bed.
… or, bed in breakfast
dis LOL rebembers me ob wun ob my favrit fings at teh zoo wen i wuz teenytiny lunarmommy. tehr wuz a display in wun ob thos glas-frunted cases (like wher tehy display teh snaeks an rodints an stuff) wher tehy hadded a GRAET BIG rownd lofe ob bred, an a very larje maus fambly living in it. teh mauses eeted all tehse liddle tunnels an hidey-holes throo teh bred. wen tehy haz eeted most ob tehr howse, tehy gotted a noo lofe ob bred to start on. iz like a remodeling show an a eeting show in wun!!
awww…ai wud hav luffed tew see taht!
Erm. Kyooot mausies but eye wuld skreeeeem ifn eye went 2 get toast inna mornin and found dis! O well mebbe shuld keep loaf of bred jes for dis porpoise? LOL
That is soooooo gross. I would SUE!!!
Bread and Breakfast
Gah! Unclean, unclean!
Dey luuks cleen to meh…
Watch out: wild mousies haff gross germies and dizeazes. No touchy. And you certainly don’t want them touching your fud. I wouldn’t want to find this in my house.
wel, ai fink itz cayute. an kinda cweepy atteh saim tyme. ai haz herd uv sum strainge sammich fillins but this taiks teh caik. mmmmmm….caik!
boo-bonik pwague
♫ Four adn twenny maus’ baeked inna bred ♪
When teh bred wus opuned teh maus began tu nom
Izzn dat a lubbly dish tu set befoar teh Cweenmj? ♪ ♫
can you even understand what you wrote ?
Not gonna lie, this just really grosses me out.
I love it and I’m disgusted at the same time. (and no, I can’t talk like a retarded person….er lol cat.)
lol i cannot understand a word people write here !!!!!
UGGGGHHH! Sorry. Vermin are far from cute. Especially when you know they’re defecating in human foodstuffs on a kitchen table. *shudders*
EWWW, ewww, ewww. :-p
A house for a mouse .3.
I had three pet mice, they are indeed kyoot. But not when pooin’ in yer foodstuffs. Plz to relocate in field? kthnz.
the cat version of a jelly donut.
this is disgusting and wrong on so many levels
I find this really gross.
And, I’ve seen some nasty stuff on the net!
someone call animal control cause thats effin gross
This IS REALLY DISGUSTING!!! Isn’t this supposed to be a cat section? This is just foul….
I’m Pretty sure those are shrews.
So cute :3
Shouldn’t that be “bread and breakfast”?
bed, bread and breakfast?
arent those rats?
…What cute ratties!! Only a rat would sleep in a loaf of bread. Nom nom.