Comments on: expect 2 hear from mai lawyers

By: Paul Austin

Paul Austin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:55:31 +0000

this is thisisphotobomb too! scary guy being scary back there too! lulz!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:13:28 +0000

Hao did yoo doo that, o Tessm waring teh GH(wpoi)?

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:09:12 +0000

Ai wuz heer! Ai red it!

By: Iason

Iason — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:41:29 +0000

Plz cease n decyst misapropriashun of mai client’s likenuss. Kthxbai.

By: elvis21

elvis21 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:37:17 +0000

o so der is a wai to get da old fasbuk bak

By: LD0ne

LD0ne — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:40:03 +0000

i keep waiting for my cat to do this… or try to break the camera seriously i gotta get one of those cameras that follows things around so i can just have a constant influx of pictures all the time..

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:28:43 +0000

Ai duz nawt be noesin if anne wun wall reed dis, butt (heheheh) ai did get owta bed at 5:40 dis morning.
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*schmooos awl*
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Ai haz a sad ai wall miss da gala openninnenen ub NOM, but ai noes Maus will beh da awesum! Hab fun. Miss yew awl (eben da okashunal tee are oh ell ell!)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:58:11 +0000

ai agree.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:41:06 +0000

Please. Don’t use language like that here. Please.

By: Itteh Bitteh n00beh

Itteh Bitteh n00beh — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:38:30 +0000

jesus-tap-dancing-christ. sad sad sad roflmao

By: tidmum

tidmum — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:38:02 +0000

I’d rather have him without the toga

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:29:55 +0000

hm…i jus saw ur bank account & credit…u cans have ur identity bak kthxbai

By: sylvermooncat

sylvermooncat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:31:52 +0000

essploytin innocint kittehs lyke that! Shamez on yoo!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:05:49 +0000

Eggspekt a letter frum mai firm Bollocks & Wanker Ltd.

By: zaffy21

zaffy21 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:37:34 +0000

Hmph! Did too! Give it back!…please?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:31:30 +0000

iz teh trustify fingy lyke teh truthiness fingy from Steven Coe-bear? no, i guess knot; trustify is a berb and trueffiniss issa abjective. Oh well. Trustyfy is a gud werd, two, aifinkso.

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:48:12 +0000

(oooh! it werked! ai maded teh wurds “heer’s wun” into a linkee! see, tehy haz teh blooness!)

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:43:58 +0000

heer's wun foar teh Dr. Who fanz!

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:11:59 +0000

well, my trol-hunterz are hutning dis wun down az hard as tehy kan hunting. az yoo may hab seed erlier today tehr wuz a ~~trajik exploshun~~ slight akksident in teh restroomz at teh facktree, wich wiped
(heh, heh) owt teh trol restroom kleening crew. it seemz taht kleening produks an, erm, (how to put dis politely) trol bodily emanations are a
very eggsplosib combinayshun. sinse dis seems to being a very hi-turnover pozishun, i am in need ob a noo kleening crew an ifinkso dis guy wuld be just teh trol for teh job.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:57:43 +0000

Ai has to be going to bed nao! Nite nite, cweenmj!
Dint get hoam last nite until way after three AM, an nawt to bed ’til fieve, so nao ai has a tyred!
An we can awl sleep well, becuz annipuss is ssaef now! ;

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:45:45 +0000

I don’t noez. It b pure ebillnezzez. but wii will surrownding hur wif lubz and no troll kin touching hur.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:43:11 +0000

Leetle fishies (lik in da otter piktur)
Marshie Mallows
Noodles wif tuna
Oooodllles of Gushie fuds
P …

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:38:47 +0000

But that wuz reelee verreee stranj, don’t yoo think cweenmj??
Wai annipuss??

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:36:19 +0000

We can haz nice Unee Forms???

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:34:32 +0000

Yes!! Protekt adn defend!! Wii takez kare uv ower own!!!
Wevver it b sik peepz inna hospitlol or ebil trollz, wii lubz adn protekkz awl ower peepz!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:32:01 +0000

He iz fur shur an “A” list kitty!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:28:33 +0000

Mai littlol finger cast keeps bumping thoz keys!!
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Nite nite LCB! Brad Pitt??? Inna toga?

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:26:54 +0000

Ai know ai gotted out ov style there = but Vesvvivs just looked a bit odd!
LOL!1 Still duz!
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An yes – a fresher purrson tahn ar deer LCB haz surelee nebberwawk[ed upawn teh urth befoar!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:23:33 +0000

Heer Heer!! We will awl purrtekt an defend ar deer Annipuss to teh deth!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:23:06 +0000

I haz awlwayz thot uv LCB az a “fresh persun”

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:22:09 +0000

Teh Grate Cheezes reelee do care about us! An yoo know, Annipuss met CheeseBurrger in Lundun a few munths ago.
So they wud nebber want enething bad to happen to hur.
But ai think they wud awlso have dun it foar ene ov us.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:21:49 +0000

That’s “Vesvvivs” isn’t it?

I likes teh historical fickshun. I is reading “Teh Assassassinification of Jesse james by teh ~~Troll~~ Coward Robert Ford” rite now. Teh riter has very appealing turns of phrases, like “coffee pennies” to describe drops of coffeees schlossed onna flore.

As a bonus, teh book has a picture of teh Brad Pitt on teh cover. So if u will excusify me, I will now go curl up in bed wif Brad Pitt.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:18:36 +0000

I rotinged tu deh grated cheeziz too. tofu sez “no wun shud b meen tu annipuss” Heer, heer!!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:16:53 +0000

Well. . .itz just light fikshun. Teh premise iz that Claudivs faked hiz deth so he ciud go bak to doing waht he reelee wanted – bee a scholar. An he went to live in Herculanium wif hiz trusted servant Narcissvs. An taht Pliny teh elder wuz ackshoolee sailing to Herculaneum to reskuew him wehn Vesuvius began to erupt.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:12:56 +0000

“freshperson” !! snerk
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By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:10:58 +0000

Oooh! That is teh spooky.

I have not heared of that book. Is new? Is fickshun or not-so-much-fickshun?

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:09:36 +0000

Ohai WRr – u be rite. Ai just went back to da previous pic and
all da eye-dee-ten-tee’s comments be gone. Ai has a happi.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:09:24 +0000

That’s teh spirit!

I readed about teh collge toga parties when I was in teh joonior ohai school. Then I was a freshperson in college when “Animal House” comed out and toga parties made a comeback. That was kinda lucky.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:08:36 +0000

OOOOOOOHHH!! Sppooky, LCB. We seem to has synchronisified again! Yoo were just watching “I, Claudivs?”
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Becuz ai am just reeding a BUK about Claudivs “Teh Lost Tomb!”

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:04:53 +0000

LOL!!! Sounds laik teh best partee EBBER!
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Ai wuz a geekee sorta of mewsik major in collej, an ai neber wented to a reel toga partee.
*brightens ala Pd’B* So nao we can maek up fur loast time!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:00:39 +0000

*Sets BDM’s clok ahed bai 5 minutes, den sets alarm fur 5:40*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:00:17 +0000

Oooh! Janet! We coulds also has Gladiator games! U knoes, Pin teh tail on teh Gladiator, Musical Gladiators, Duck Duck Gladiator! Will be teh funs!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:00:07 +0000

We can has Roman dansing??

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:59:41 +0000

{{cweenmj}} Ai sended u a emayo bout da troll onna previous
picshure. Hez attit again.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:59:14 +0000

*smoos BDM and sets her alarum for 5:35. Five extry minutes will do u good*

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:59:10 +0000

Morituri te salutamus !!!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:57:07 +0000

Schmoos awl… 5:30 am comes erlee!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:57:05 +0000

teh grate cheezes has fixified teh problum. till nex tyme.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:53:37 +0000

…speekin uv wich …
Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam! Yay! Ebbreewun haz a grate nite & ai will seein u tomorrow!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:52:38 +0000

Yes… we most certinly must does this. Let peeps come up wif fancy ways of waring bedsheets, drinks Harry teh Buffalol, gator, all that stuffs.

It’ll be a lolfrat party!