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Ai diddint sine ennyfing!!!
Yeah? Well, kitteh, it just so happens that I has ur pawprints right here. All over everything.
STN
It wuzzint me …
O rly? Well, why doesn’t we has teh Furry Bureau of Investimagations eggsamine ur pawprints to be sure?
Um, LCB duzn’t U getz teh discownt frum Ur lolyers fur reccomending teh nu clients?
I’m sure I doesn’t no whut ur talking about.
Den U nawt cares if Ai cash dis check frum teh lolyer wif your naem onnit dat was sended tu meh bai accident?
Lemme see that.
*YOINK!*
Hmmm… yes. Just as I suspectified. This is not for moneys but is redeemable only in Tupperwares. U can has it. khtxburp
Fine print sez tupperwares ful uf gusshifuds. Wii can haz teh party.
Tupperwares? WANT!
wi mite have to bring in the Cat Intellegance Agency also!
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an how is yew LCB? I haven’t seen you heer for a few days.
O hai! I has been powerful bizzy at teh works lately and vry tired at nights. I miss playing wif u guise moar. Whut’s goin on in Cheez Whirled?
Dere wuz an ebil troll attacking Annipuss, but deh Grated Cheeziz erasifyinged him. Adn Plasticat wuz launched intu spais… not shure whair hii will land.
Yay for erasified trolls! I hope nobuddy feeded it while it was here.
Would’ve been better if teh troll had been sended into space, no?
wud haz ben nice tu launching deh troll, but teh birfday fairy haz putted deh trollz tu werk in hur faktry making prezzeez. a fitting fate, i fink. *nods*
*zips in wifakwikness*
Ohai mai cween! Ai just sended yew an emeow fur teh cheez town cryer. Iz gud gnus abowt KCT.
Duzzn’t haf much tym, oar Ai’d say it heer, tu.
Heer’s hoaping yur all hafing a gud day!
*zips bak owt agin*
brightspot – fankee for letting us now about KCT!
hugs and schmoos tew yew both!
I haz postifyinged it! it b awsumlee gud newz!!!!
Schmooz tu yoo adn Cattailz fur representifying awl deh
cheezpeepz bai deh kindnessez u haz shown tu KCT!!!
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Adn uv corse schmooz tu KCT wen u seeing hur!!
Oh, yes, Brightspot and Cattails! Thank you so much for being a link between us and KCT through all this!
Ai srsly haz teers running down cheeks ryte nao frum teh awsum gud gnus. Plz tu keep going teh way yur going, KCT! We lubs yu!
*wandurs awf tu bed feeling both humbled an ecstatic tu be part uv a communitee lyk tihs wun*
Well-sed, Prysma.
*lurks eegurlee awn teh cryer tu seeing teh gnus*
ohplz ohplz ohplz ohplz
*crosses ebreefing*
*scampers in after reeding missige*
yeah for KCT, brightspot an Cattailz!
*crosses everything for KCT*
*Sends bestest wishes to KCT, fur kormtinyewd rekubberee!*
well, my trol-hunterz are hutning dis wun down az hard as tehy kan hunting. az yoo may hab seed erlier today tehr wuz a
trajik exploshunslight akksident in teh restroomz at teh facktree, wich wiped(heh, heh) owt teh trol restroom kleening crew. it seemz taht kleening produks an, erm, (how to put dis politely) trol bodily emanations are a
very eggsplosib combinayshun. sinse dis seems to being a very hi-turnover pozishun, i am in need ob a noo kleening crew an ifinkso dis guy wuld be just teh trol for teh job.
{{cweenmj}} Ai sended u a emayo bout da troll onna previous
picshure. Hez attit again.
teh big news in cheezlan is teh opening of a new restaurant – NOM.
teh grand event is tomorrow at teh 6AM lol.
otter tahn taht, im not shure. I’ve been sew busy i haven’t had much time to plai here.
Oooh! I prolly won’t be able to attend. Could somebuddy fix me a plate?
Which wun did u bork???
ba DUM bum CHHHH
All of them! Opa! *brakes plate*
I’ll maek u a plate!
Kthxnom in advance!
Um, it’ll be one of those magicamal plates that never gets empty, rite?
Ohai Princessmu. Did U getz teh ballytine prezzie? Ai lefted it wif teh Cweenmj Awn Caturdai.
U dowt mii?? *crestfallen luk*
Nawt dowt U, just nawt noes if U bof gotted awn at teh saem tiem before tudai.
Halps cween pick up her toofpaste.
:snerk: I just messing wif u WRr!!!
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Fankz fur deh toofpaste, LCB.
We can has Griek dansing nao???
OPA!! *throws playte at a windoe*
OPA! *Throws plate at a plate factory*
*grabs Janet’s hand, does grapevine dance*
Hay, u knoes, I has one of those idear things. This weekent I was watching my DVDs of “I, Clavdivs” and was thinking it would be teh funs to has a toga party. Mabye when my bizzy is over and I has times and energies again to play, we can has one? *nods vigorously*
toga
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TOGA
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TOGA!!!
OPA! *throws teh plaet uf stuffed graep leafs at teh fyre stashuns. (fyremans haz tu eet tu u noes) *
Hands stuffed graeps tu NE cheezpeepz lukking 4 noms.
Whoooo Hoooooo!!
*holding hans ohai wif lcb, cweenmj, WRr, Princess Mu,
nighthayde,BDM*
*forming circle dansing grapevind dans*
Yes… we most certinly must does this. Let peeps come up wif fancy ways of waring bedsheets, drinks Harry teh Buffalol, gator, all that stuffs.
It’ll be a lolfrat party!
Schmoos awl… 5:30 am comes erlee!
Morituri te salutamus !!!
*smoos BDM and sets her alarum for 5:35. Five extry minutes will do u good*
We can has Roman dansing??
Oooh! Janet! We coulds also has Gladiator games! U knoes, Pin teh tail on teh Gladiator, Musical Gladiators, Duck Duck Gladiator! Will be teh funs!
*Sets BDM’s clok ahed bai 5 minutes, den sets alarm fur 5:40*
LOL!!! Sounds laik teh best partee EBBER!
a geekee sorta of mewsik major in collej, an ai neber wented to a reel toga partee.
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Ai wuz
*brightens ala Pd’B* So nao we can maek up fur loast time!
OOOOOOOHHH!! Sppooky, LCB. We seem to has synchronisified again! Yoo were just watching “I, Claudivs?”
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Becuz ai am just reeding a BUK about Claudivs “Teh Lost Tomb!”
That’s teh spirit!
I readed about teh collge toga parties when I was in teh joonior ohai school. Then I was a freshperson in college when “Animal House” comed out and toga parties made a comeback. That was kinda lucky.
Oooh! That is teh spooky.
I have not heared of that book. Is new? Is fickshun or not-so-much-fickshun?
“freshperson” !! snerk
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Well. . .itz just light fikshun. Teh premise iz that Claudivs faked hiz deth so he ciud go bak to doing waht he reelee wanted – bee a scholar. An he went to live in Herculanium wif hiz trusted servant Narcissvs. An taht Pliny teh elder wuz ackshoolee sailing to Herculaneum to reskuew him wehn Vesuvius began to erupt.
That’s “Vesvvivs” isn’t it?
I likes teh historical fickshun. I is reading “Teh Assassassinification of Jesse james by teh
TrollCoward Robert Ford” rite now. Teh riter has very appealing turns of phrases, like “coffee pennies” to describe drops of coffeees schlossed onna flore.As a bonus, teh book has a picture of teh Brad Pitt on teh cover. So if u will excusify me, I will now go curl up in bed wif Brad Pitt.
I haz awlwayz thot uv LCB az a “fresh persun”
Ai know ai gotted out ov style there = but Vesvvivs just looked a bit odd!
LOL!1 Still duz!
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An yes – a fresher purrson tahn ar deer LCB haz surelee nebberwawk[ed upawn teh urth befoar!
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Nite nite LCB! Brad Pitt??? Inna toga?
I’d rather have him without the toga
Ai duz nawt be noesin if anne wun wall reed dis, butt (heheheh) ai did get owta bed at 5:40 dis morning.
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*schmooos awl*
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Ai haz a sad ai wall miss da gala openninnenen ub NOM, but ai noes Maus will beh da awesum! Hab fun. Miss yew awl (eben da okashunal tee are oh ell ell!)
Ai wuz heer! Ai red it!
kitteh & kitteh esq.
chewey eetum & chow, ltd
eets shoots and leeves
…as seen on
Mewtube
yoo know lyke my goaty?
Tuff
Lawyer nawt scares meh. Iz cheezland U needz teh lolyer.
methinks congarats nightshayde & calicocoa for nawt frist’s???? Ifz I haz it writes…?
Yup, And KitKay 2!!!!!
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Off tu deh ty boo teek wif awl uv u!! Dere b lotz uv kewt kitteh merchandize tu chose frum!!
Ohai Cween. Ai haz teh check frum teh lolyer tu LCB. When Ai axked LCB nawt noes NE fing about it, wii can haz teh pardee in hurz naem?
Oh yesh!! party on dood!!!
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Wii will bai deh gushi fudz and deh drinkezez adn dekker ayshunz and deh krunchiifudz…. wii will haz deh funz!!!!
Okai, Ai has the Fudz adn drinkezez started. Ai haz teh:
Albacore
Burbun frum kuntuckee.
Cheezes frum Yooropes
Daiquaris
E…
E…xtra virgin Mai-Tai’s (cuz i cant drink teh alkohol)
Fanceh trufflez frum Belgy-um
Grape jus ’stead of teh wine
H….
Hawt dawgs jus incaes teh goggies sho up.
Iguana BBQ liek onna trabel channul
Joos for dem taht nawt can has alcohlol
Krispee Kreme donuts
L…
Leetle fishies (lik in da otter piktur)
Marshie Mallows
Noodles wif tuna
Oooodllles of Gushie fuds
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Dont se wy nawt. Sheel problee sneek in ennywaiz. It wudent be a gud partee if she dint.
*blush* Thx, BFF!
wee missed yew sew much we even left out shinee
baiterr, gifts*Hides shiny things behind back*
U doesn’t say. I’ll has to go looking for them.
Fankies!
*taeks Calicocoa & KitKay by teh frunt pawz & scampurrrs to teh TyBooteek*
kitteh sayz “Sue! Sue! Sue!” (and don’t call me Sue…)
u kin dew whatevah u wants, but it no matters…
…all ur content belongz 2 Facebuuk.
iz vewwy vewwy twoo…
… Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
A branch office of I. Fleecem.
Wat U meen, Facebook ownz mai picture?
Wye Strypee Kitteh
upsetz? Iz verreh handsumm
pikkshurr ubz Kitteh?
Strypee Kitteh nawtz
haz mutch 2 sez abowtz dis.
Will tryz enneewayz
Strypee Kitteh duz
nawtz knoez dat himz pawpyoolurr
Kitteh awn LolCat
Jack.
He iz fur shur an “A” list kitty!
Otoh, now facebook ownz kitteh!
kitteh bin kawt makin videoz fur da intertubez
duz da angri trooool frum da last bryaid make anyownez else uncomfi?
whispurss – yess, butt we are tryin to ignore tehm! is veeeerrrry hard!
U shud go tu teh tybooteek. dem haz teh nu HGG-TE gogglols. in
teh TE stans fur Trooolll eleminating. If U nawt can seez tehm, U nawt tempted tu respawnd. Iz nawt purrfected yet, but iz beddur den nuffing.
**Runz off tu deh tybooteek tu gitting a pair in ebbree kuller….
I wudn’t want tu b offending deh fashun polees wif deh gogglolz klashing wif mai owtfitz!!!
I suggest dat wii build a wall uv lubz arown ower annipuss. wenebber u seeing hur, u giving hur hugz and schmoooz. Wii kannot letting a troll perpetrate dis unkawlled for persunal attack on hur. Annipuss b a wundermus kornerstone uv Cheezland. Wii kannot letting an ebil troll make hur feeling unkumfurtablol in dis, ower home.
*contribyootz bricks uv hugz, schmooz, an hedbonx to put in teh wall*
Troo, but gibs teh huz, schmooz adn hedbonks inna diffrunt plaes dat teh troll nawt be at.
… an ai just sended a messij to teh Grated Cheeziz to point owt dat teh pleh wun haz bin bak & to rekwest dat tehy halp to defendin owr deer annipuss.
He’z bak???? Where?? ai thot sumwun just sed teh GRATED CHEEZBURGERS had erasified him?
Dey eraysified him frum teh Happycat/Lolrus fred — but him popped up in teh “halp” fred aftur annipuss wented to bed (hopefully).
…speekin uv wich …
Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam! Yay! Ebbreewun haz a grate nite & ai will seein u tomorrow!
teh grate cheezes has fixified teh problum. till nex tyme.
Ohai WRr – u be rite. Ai just went back to da previous pic and
all da eye-dee-ten-tee’s comments be gone. Ai has a happi.
I rotinged tu deh grated cheeziz too. tofu sez “no wun shud b meen tu annipuss” Heer, heer!!!
Heer Heer!! We will awl purrtekt an defend ar deer Annipuss to teh deth!!
Yes!! Protekt adn defend!! Wii takez kare uv ower own!!!
Wevver it b sik peepz inna hospitlol or ebil trollz, wii lubz adn protekkz awl ower peepz!!
We can haz nice Unee Forms???
But that wuz reelee verreee stranj, don’t yoo think cweenmj??
Wai annipuss??
I don’t noez. It b pure ebillnezzez. but wii will surrownding hur wif lubz and no troll kin touching hur.
Ai has to be going to bed nao! Nite nite, cweenmj!
Dint get hoam last nite until way after three AM, an nawt to bed ’til fieve, so nao ai has a tyred!
An we can awl sleep well, becuz annipuss is ssaef now! ;
Teh Grate Cheezes reelee do care about us! An yoo know, Annipuss met CheeseBurrger in Lundun a few munths ago.
So they wud nebber want enething bad to happen to hur.
But ai think they wud awlso have dun it foar ene ov us.
heer’s wun foar teh Dr. Who fanz!
(oooh! it werked! ai maded teh wurds “heer’s wun” into a linkee! see, tehy haz teh blooness!)
Hao did yoo doo that, o Tessm waring teh GH(wpoi)?
oh knoez! dun tell meh dat wii haz a t-r-o-l-l problum!! Ack!!
Is this a coinkeedink? The change of policy from Facebook happened just today.
I b owtta deh loop…. wut chanj of policy???
Nawt reelee a chanj. just teh CEO sed U culd trustify him nawt tu maek durtee picchurs frum Ur faecbuk paeg.
iz teh trustify fingy lyke teh truthiness fingy from Steven Coe-bear? no, i guess knot; trustify is a berb and trueffiniss issa abjective. Oh well. Trustyfy is a gud werd, two, aifinkso.
OT
Ai haz teh eerwurm awl dai. Ai can Shaer it wif U? Iz teh Sarah Brightman virgunz.
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
He once was a true love of mine
Tell him to make me a cambric shirt
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needle work
Then he’ll be a true love of mine
nuu! nao ai has teh eerwerm! eebben tho ai knowweded dat sawng awlreddyy….
You stoled my identity!
noe ai did nawt!
Hmph! Did too! Give it back!…please?
hm…i jus saw ur bank account & credit…u cans have ur identity bak kthxbai
*shiftee eyez* ai didn’t doo it?
Eggspekt a letter frum mai firm Bollocks & Wanker Ltd.
essploytin innocint kittehs lyke that! Shamez on yoo!
jesus-tap-dancing-christ. sad sad sad roflmao
Please. Don’t use language like that here. Please.
ai agree.
i keep waiting for my cat to do this… or try to break the camera seriously i gotta get one of those cameras that follows things around so i can just have a constant influx of pictures all the time..
o so der is a wai to get da old fasbuk bak
Plz cease n decyst misapropriashun of mai client’s likenuss. Kthxbai.
this is thisisphotobomb too! scary guy being scary back there too! lulz!