chek out I Has A Hotdog’s video of a goggie nd his hoomin sled!
but i thot teh rat lurved me (ICHC Video). y iz it still cuming after me, Mom?!
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chek out I Has A Hotdog’s video of a goggie nd his hoomin sled!
but i thot teh rat lurved me (ICHC Video). y iz it still cuming after me, Mom?!
rat in hat? not cat?
Conga rats, calicocoa! U seems to be alone at the furvest frum last posishun! Can ai offur u a hawt chocklit wif lots of whippee cream on top and sum almond cookies?
fankee fankee upfi!!! ai awlmoast missinged teh 12:00 ICHC taim, caws I waz teh emayoing wiht teh peeps in dennmark, turkee, adn brahzill. sawr teh cklok juss inn tiem…
Hai ya upfi, cc an udder cheezfrens! yoo is on your-apeen thyme, ai iss on in some knee-ya thyme!
*brings cups ob warm Milch*
*slyces toor-key 4 trip-toe-fane sammiches*
>poors sum kammo meal tees<
tanks a lot, mm!
*takes camlol tee*
*ster in hunny*
*blows on*
*sips*
ahhh….
ai laiks a nise bit ob jinger too, it sooths teh tummee
>lights sum labender insense<
ginger is the wunndermuss, Muh wyfe meks ginger tea wiff just ginjer and water and som heat. I maked sum homemaed ginjer ail wiff the Alton Brown recipe and it wuz the Bess!
ai wunts tookz a trip-toe-fane butt (tee-hee!) ai fellz asliep adn dun’t rimemmur a fing!
my kittehz took a trip two pane, butt teh glass wuz TO cold, an tehy gotted bak in bed wiff mii….sigh…purrr, purrrr….
I won a trip tow Spayn, butt onlee got as far as Tulsa. Bummer.
yew musta missed teh tern in albrrkerkii
… shut up.
umm, ennehbuddeeh eltse heer?
ohai, we come owt of syberspase woodwurk!!
ohai mugglemary — I beeigng happeetayle tu sieing yu! ai furrgetz — iz yu beeing inna teh TTI, oar teh Murrika, oar ???
ai in minneesnowta, werk frum 10 pm till 8 am
ai iz happytayle to see yoo tew!!
butt (hee hee)
are yoo habin teh ins nom nia?
ahhh fanx. naow ai’z remmemmburing. ai’z inna kalee4mya. wurkin, akshulee, butt (t-hee!) ai stawpingz atta 3 ayyem tu vizziting cheezland adn hangaing wif teh cheezfrenz. littlol drinkee,tehn beddeebai…
yoo deserbs teh hawt chawklit wif teh dark rum!! dwink up!! ai be sober cab!! woo hoo!!
Mornin Awl! Ai haz juss got bakk frum shoppin.
ohai annipuss!!!Q
ai leeb soon an ai fink ai go buy sum donuts fur mai begin teh week weeeek weeeek end meel!! ai gets to sleep wif mai kittehs today!! no more goggees kickin an woof woof woof ing!
Morning annipuss! We can has 4 inches of gnu snoes and is still snowing here…
Ai aer glad 2 sai dat ower sno haz awl gon an we haz 11C 2dai! Ai hoep u aer abul 2 get abowt an keep warm!
Fanks 4 gibbing the temperatchoor in Celsius, ai struggle with Far and Height. Dat’s bery warm! Is around freezing here. Keeping warm is nawt mush of a problem iffn u has to walk to work two times 20 minits through ankle-deep snow when teh snow plough hasn’t been yet … ai did get there in the end. But I’m nawt keen on my doctor’s appointment tonight. How do ai gets dere awn tyme, ai wonders.
Ai aer lukkee, Mai doctur haz no appointment sistum fur mornin sirjury – but wen Ai went dis mornin dere wuz so mennee peepl waytin dat Ai juss put in a rikwest fur ripeet preskripshun – dere iz nuffin erjent rong wiv me!
ratta tatt tatt, teh ratt eight teh kat!
(boi is hii fat!)
…adn dat wuzz dat!
fur taht fat kat on teh mat
chapter too:
teh ratzs in teh trap (no kill kynd, ob corset!)
so teh kat took a nap…
..an dreemed ob wombats
an waltsing muskrats…
an swimmy polly-plats (‘ee muss)
awwww puar kitteh!
Katz und Mauz sind
nicht gut!
U is right, but normally it’s the maus/rat that is at a disadvantage. Reversed fortchoons, let me show u dem!
hmmm “reevurst fortchoons.” wood taht bii snoohctrof?
Katz und Maus von Gunther Grass = ein gute Buch!
I have nawt read it, so can’t say anyfing ab00t it.
I woodknot no nuffin eeder, butt ai had 2 reed it in Gradual Skool, and aI schreibt a major Paper ’bout it. My obskure werth-los nurdy naughledge, let mii show yoo It!!
>snerk<
mai art majer / ingerlish miner
let me show yoo it…
Eye seize yure gut ingerlisch, butt woold lyke 2 cee Arts, 2 aifinkso. Maybe yoo shood “go bloo” and post sum?
ohai, taht ai shud
ai nao has a diggee tail camera so ai post sum soon
aifinkso!
dat wood bee wonderbar, mm!
Kitkay! Guten morgen! I still wants to knw more about yur reveewing.
hookay, aiyall try 2 send yoo a link. I hassa mad at hamazon rite now becuz my votes dew knot talley! N fakt, ai hassa furry-us at them. I cauld and cauld an nebber gits NE ware! sumbuddy in Bangalore, know doubt assures mii that they will rpt it an it will git fixt…butt NO…srry 2 bloo off steem, izt jusst dat I rites sew much fore teh amazing-zon dat it taykes away my Cheeztime (an I reed a lot), an, ai no iss silleh, butt ai wanntz votes! Enn-Eee way, ai is in teh tawp 1000, and I am a “vine reebuerer” witch meens that I gits free buchs and stuff, budd I hassta revoo dem 2 keep gitting dem. (ai hassa beeg stak here, so ai bedder gits bizzy!)
Thangs 4 yore interest, booklion. I’d like 2 “go bloo” an have a lynk to my ritigy stuff, 2. Is maybee a dumm hobbeh, butt won can git obbsest wiff Nee Wee fing, aifinkso, esp if it on teh innertoobs! Nicht wahr?
das hat recht, mein freund! (meine freundin?)
danke, cc, wee Freundinen have it richt!
(mii Dinglisch, let mii show it too yoo!)
R Ding-LOL-ish, ist sooper, tew!
-ig. Richti-ig, iffn u wants 2 b rite. Loljermun doesn’t reely make sense cos we already write ebberyfing teh way we say it …
sumthimes ai speeek “Dinglisch” (deutsch + englisch), then I am always rite! I leernt it in grajeroll skool! (maybee it awlso helps teh cheezfrens wiffout beeg german vokablolaries 2 verstay-in a bisscy besser?
Ai am shure it does! Ai keeps to lolspeak or mai brains will bork even furver, aifinkso. Dinglish is teh funny, though. We has wun Stand-up comedian lady from TTI who does a Dinglish show. Is suppawsed to be very funnee, haven’t scene it yet.
Und Ratz!!!
good wun, calicocoa!!
ai no dans dans yet doo to sliding on ais enjury
habba nais drinkee ???
aaaoooowww! teh slaid-onna-ais enjooreez teh ookeeest. pleez, deer mm, bee resstink lotsa adn lotsa. hoapz yu ken njoi teh naiz loang nappeenappeez. aispaks gud aifinkso. ai hoaps yu fieling teh bettur adn bettur.
yersh, fanx. teh hawt coco wiht teh darrk rumm iz teh gud slieeepie medsun. ai’z shure tehre beeing anuff foar alwl teh cheezpeeps. ai gotsta hitt teh pilou sune — iz aftur 3 ayemm hier…
fangkew, cali
ai fownd sum golf shoo laik fings, sorta laik old sno tyres, an ai am skippin ober teh ais wif mai brudders goggees! teh wheel chare goggee Satchi fell on her little chinneee chin chin tihs morning. she okay tho, an sins she nawt laff whin ai falls, ai no laffs when she falls. is onlee fare.
MUGLOL MARLOLY
BEEE CARE_FEEEE!!!!!
(an donut slip on teh aispaks cc is gibbin yoo!)
“I don’t beleef dey exist…”
whut, Are-You-SSSs?
I hate it when something I eat comes back up on me.
oh rodney…..
>fasedesk<
bonk
dint yoo muther kitteh tell yoo “choo yore fuds gud before yew swaller dems, rodney?”
or wuz yore mum perhapz Mortisha and say, “play wiff yore fuds, Rodney!”?
look to me laik rat jest informin kitteh ob hooz seet taht reely was.
akchewally, ratz make nyce petz, as far as roadents go. thay R smart and frennlee, and tehy eet annyfing yoo gibb ‘em. R’zz lyked “rattiches” teh best! but they rlly dew eet ennyfing—that blak rat got out ob hymn’s kage won day and into the tank ob my odder son’s big marblol salolmander! We couln’t fiynd teh wet pet annywheres, and the ratty wuzn’t hungree at awl for a lawng time. My 2nd son found a lillol thy boan, an put 2 and 2 togevver….teh bois cawlt him “Merderer” and gave him awa. Poor lillol amfibian…pore lillol rodent…hee wuz juz doin whut tehy do.
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DO NOT TELL JCH4K THIS STOREEE!!!
.
But I donut fink that a ratz wood eet a kat. In fakt, they can become frenz. BUtt i wood knot leeb em a loan.
hee heee you sed butt..
ai agreez, rattees be nais pets
storee ob salolmander meel – ai laffs till mai noze runz!!
poor sallee, poor rattee
butt (hee heee) oh mai cc….lollollol
A hassa moar kurtain problolum. Den I goes tew bedt.
How can I talk my hubby into letting me get a Great Dane? A nice young one that someone is getting rid of on craigslist. I love Danes, (and Labs—don’t get me started!)….
I’ll rite more later, after I git up.
I came home one day and found that my male rat had eaten two of the females. I no likes the rats after that *blech*
Rats are carnivores, and *will* eat any kind of meat they can get hold of. Even a cat is not beyond them, given the chance.
ALWAYS supervise your rat around other creatures.
they’re omnivores
Predator instinct FAIL.
*runs bai wifakwikness, wayving ohai! tu ebreewun, awn teh way tu mafs class*
Bai-bai!!! Enjoi! (mafs!!! PLEH!!!)
Gandhian kitteh praktises non-violence
Mornin kitties
Cawmplayssent Kitteh
shoodz beez awayr ubz clebbur,
kwyitt Mowss attakkz
Clebbur Mowsee wantz
Kitteh’s spawt cuz Kitteh habz
wawrmdz it up 4 hurz
Cawmplayssent Kitteh
iz clebbur 2. Goez 2 digz
up oaldz ‘Mowss Trapz’ gaym!
Jack.
DIS WORST VID YO EVAR !. Y U POST VID YO BOUT VILENT TATAK ON KITTEE !
Us ratz needz sum heros tu.
Wow, this is astoundingly irresponsible pet ownership.
no more than letting a cat and dog play together, sally.
Whoa. (I like rats — we had one just like that when we were kids). BUT: our cat Seide used to BEHEAD rats three times that big and drag in the bodies as presents. Actually, Seide would have just brought a rat that size into the house — LIVE — as a plaything for later.
Widget Problem – Is there some way the Yahoo Widget can show the still of the video that shows on the webpage instead of the HUGE out-of-focus DIGG SUBMIT that it does show? A video is usually the first post of the day, and seeing DIGG SUBMIT first thing in the morning day after day REALLY gets old!
rat wif deth wish.
oh noes. my rabbit did this with my cat, too..
dat fud has a feirce.
LOL! Dat iz one brave lil fellah!
was anyone else more distracted by the TV than the rat?
Now that you mention it… i think there was a swear in there.
dat rat is looks juss lyk mai babeh, ehvee. ‘cept he beez a boi.
i really love cats and thought the video was soooo cute.
Hey its got The Island on the background.
Cool ^ ^
IL GIF YU VIOLASHUNS
OK. What’s up with all the UTube videos? Have the ALL been removed?
What did we do to piss Youtube off! LOL
why is this video removed??? what violation?? Why can’t I see it?
Y iz teh utube be reemuvzin teh Lolcat videos?
it is amazing & so funny
lovin the island in the bg
Crazy little rat. The cat probably got so mad that he went to pick on the dog to make up for it.
Teh stack of gut Buchs ai juss red an ai’m fixin’ 2 reeview: “Hands of my Father by Myron Uhlberg (a memoir by a man born in Brooklyn to deaf parents), Embracing the Wide Sky: a tour across the Horizons of the Mind, by Daniel Tammet (captivating description of how his mind works–DT, an autistic prodigious savant, and all-round nice-gui, “The Sweet By and By” by Todd Johnson, a novel about the intersection of the lives of five women growing old in NC, “After Hannibal” by Barry Unsworth, a novel set in Italy; “Land of Marvels by Barry Unsworth, a novel set in Iraq just after WW1; “The Book Thief” by Marcus Zusak, centering around the life of an 11 year old foster child (girl) in Nazi Germany (WOW!). Unter Anderem, etc, und so weiter,