Pottid Kitteh . . . …Iz SPROUTIN!!!
u must haz sum gud purrtilizer.
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veggie kitteh!
Congrats Valesa!
Fank u! how are wii all doin today?
Harvest soon?
Snorgles shud be ready in March. Maybe sooner!
Serious roothairs
rootfurrses!
(diditwerkdistymemebbehuhuh!!)
Gro ur own lolcat!
Juz add waturr…oh noes, wate, kittehs hate waturr. Juz add noms.
Looks like sweetpea has been at work again…
Tendrills… tendrills… tendrillzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
BOOP!
Dis luks laik sumfin frum mythology… oar mebbe faireetail – Jak an teh Kittystalk?
*Steps up to the ICHC Bully Pulpit*
Is this on? Check 1… 2…
*Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Hey frens! Yoo may haz noticeded teh new buildin dat appeared last week week week in teh vacant lot awn JCH4K Blvd. Well… Princess Mu adn I iz proud ta announce dat we iz openin teh newest restaurant in Cheezland: NOM
NOM will b a vewee speshal plaec, wif a niec kwyet dinin room upstairz wif lotz uv alcovez. It will also haz a bar adn lounge awn teh ground flor, wich we iz callin “Cheez” (“Wher ebbreebodee knows yur nom…”). Cheez will serve fuds also, but teh Peec uv Resistance iz dat Cheez will serve Oh Hai Tea awn weekdai afternoonz! Adn warein hatz iz definitely encourageded…
Thar will b a speshal Grand Openin party adn tour awn Wednesdai, February 18. Teh festivitiez will staart awn teh 6:00 AM Cheeztyme LOL. Dat’s 9:00 AM Placific, 12:00 Noon Eesturn, adn 5:00 PM GMT.
Thar will b lotz uv nommy gushyfud adn fun thymes! Be There, or Be Square!
Dis bii beree eggsiting! Da soshul ebent ob da seesun. Ai will inbite awl da gossippy golumists nad dey will rite rabe rebiews!
Iz da Grand Opening formal attire? or just ebree day sheik?
Wut kind ub a tire is sugjested? Can wii dwess up fur dis moast speshal oak-asian? Lidlol bwack dwesses? Sea-quinned ebening gowns?
GMTA, HissyFit!
Wut tu ware iz importent, cinse ai duzznt haz da awlwaes apropriate floof.
mabbee wii cud ware:
A liddlol blak dress
Bloo suade shoos
Cheetah print purses
D…
Diamonds
Emeralds
Ferragamo pumpz
Glittery ai-yi-yi maek-up
H…
High heeled shoes
Irridessent fingernail polish
Jaccard shawls
Kitteh eyed sunglasses
L…
Lotsa bling bling
Mink — oh, noes, never MINK! Dey don’t call them stoles fur nuffin’,
Necklisses of silber and gold
Opalesecent lippystick
Parisian purrfumes
Q…
Long flowing skirts
Mesh stockings
Nail polish, pink
Orange earrings
P…
Prettie, fansea hat fr Ohai tea
Quik dry cement shoos (not)
Raincote & umbrellol wif Monet decormashun(leave in coteroom, pls)
Stainresistant nek tie
Tea lenth silk dress
U…
Unnerwarez ov silk an lais
Velvit glubs (long wuns)
Wiyuld hare stiles
eXsiting cleevidges
Y…
Yellow fringeez
Zeebra stripes — dey b slimming…
(oanly if dey goze upndaun, aifinkso. Not quiet sew flatrin if deyre horriz… hurizent… siedwaze awn!)
Unusually large hats
Very fancy jewels
Wide gold chains
Xrta fancy dresses
Zebra print wraps
*realizes she hasn’t gotted teh drink menu together yet*
*TskTskTsk*
You’ll have a well-stocked bar. Play it by ear, so to speak…
k!
I has enuf standards in my rippy-twah that I shud be ok.
And of corse I will has the YNNBB to halp me!
My brother has setup a special portal to the Ebil Dimension in the bar, so if a customer asks you for a “stumper”, you can just reach in and whatever to need will appear. Handy, eh?
*raisez i-brow*
*wonders how Ebil always seems to find its way to hur*
*begins to think resistanse is futile*
Furr da “G.O.” ai wud finkso sham paine wud bii da mostest popyoolar. Mabbee yu cud inbent yur own exclusibe dwink…instead ob a wite russian – mebbee a blus russian? or sumpin liek dat.
Yu meenz a Russian Blue laik teh kitteh? Datz a grrreat sugestion!!!
Dat’s wut ai wuz meening! FanQ Africat!
Eye am tinking dat uz shud bee habbing a special drinkie list of cat drinkieslik HF sayd.
Drinkies lik:
A – Abbeeysinean Cocktayle
B – Bengal
C – Chartreuse and Tonic
(BTW dese are IR drinkies)
Drat. My bad. Meen to be sayin ” By the way, these drinks are real bar drinks.”
Run true LOL tranzlater = BTW dese are IRL drinkies.
Dere dat be butter I finkso.
Awl 280 or so kyndz ob Skawtch, elebentee touzand beer tapz, elebentee touzand kyndz ob wyne, prawpur Sherry, awl teh stuff fur maekin Koktayls & martooneez…
Okai, daht’z mai taytz taekd kayr ob; NEfing NE1 els needz?
But, but (hehehe), I iz already skware! And I haz to be at da “w” wurd den….
Ah iz a twerk rite naw!
But ah iz oan a braek! 
*ahem*
*takes sheef 0 papurs out 0 breefkase*
I have been authorized by SJ Martoonie, LLC to investigate your apparent lack of propurr, er proper Licencesureification.
*passes over a fish oil lookin dokumintof many colors *
It is all here in this official document.
fish oil? nomnomNOM
oups, whut yu meen yu wantid dis dokmint bak?? Lisentisification. We haz just ET it.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarggh!
Now I will cite this “establishment” with endagerment to o fish oil, ahem i mean Official Personnel and destruction of Of fish oil, (argh, this place is rubbing off on me) Official Documents.
*takes out citation pad*
*skribbulskribbulskribbul*
*rrrrrrrrrripp*
*passes over citations*
Quoi? I has alla my licenses and stuff! Please Ms. Non! Princess Mu and I hasta open tomorrow or we’ll go broke!
*Sob*
*Sniff*
*Angelic Facial Expression*
pfft! Sinse when do we care about rools?
Just give hur a shwimp cocktail on teh howse.
If that duzzn’t werk, we can call mah cuzzin Vinnie.
*looks askanz at da gilty skwirrl*
*starts to write out moar citashuns*
Suddlonly, the Fronshc iz heard and
KLONK…
oh eck! citations (sawry, ize sort uf from Yoarksheer, it maeks funneez to me!)
dey be liek meddles, no? am vairy prowd tew hav brort sum to de wunerful Cheezpeeps!
FANKEW!
Ai towld yu nawt tu swalloe dose seeds!!! Naow luk wut happnd!!!!!
sprouting kitteh is full of cute
De grien shutes ov ricuvery. We haz dem!
The fruit of teh plant will be bebbeh kittehs. I wunner if they breed troo (all grey liek the parent lant) or iff dey will fruit in man colors. Stai tooned.
Man colors oar many colors? Jus wunderin…
Edder wai…..lottza choyses.
Whooop!! I did meen “many” colors, butt (hee hee) maybee the boy kittehs will be man colors and the grrrrl kittehs woman colors.
*Thinkz hard about gender-linked colors and can onlee cum up wif bloo and pink.
Ai laik blue, butt (snikker) pink iz naice too. Ai botted mai Tammy-kitteh a pink collar wiv a bell onnit an ai awlmoast splorted!!! Too kewt!!!!!
Many coloured kettih bees day kalicos an day tortoiseshellies, and both ob dem bees gyrl kettihs (waell 99% ob dem bees so).
FYI a Main Coon breader hear breeds sum loberly peachy pink coloured coated kettihs, boys an gyrls both. Zo pink be a berry manly colour.
*Driyvs flatbed truk wiff curten coverin bakk end intew cheezlan* Ohai ebereewun-WATSH OWT!! Otay nao stan ober dere plz! *Driybs truck up tew large crayne nda leeps owt, waytin fer instruktshuns*
* jumps owt frum undur curten nda runz tew cuntrol ruum under tower* Hmmm, lessee *pressez buttin nda crayn spinz arown, reveelin rockit booster*
*A crowd gatherz.
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I lubz rokkitz. I wunder how hi it will go. Iz it gonna lawnch soon?
*Jumpz owt frum undur curten nda runz up tew cween nda crowd* Ah hem! Ebereewun kawm down! Otay, wii ar preparin fur teh space voyage. Teh rokkit will launch in….*luuks at watsh* Wun ower nda fiftee tew minits giv oar tayk. No nawt meh shoo!
OOOooooo. A genuwine space captin!!! Kin I haz ur otto graf???
Shurr *Siyns MJ’s paper/book/wateber* Dere yoo goez!
oooo. Fankeez!!!
*wunderz how much I can get fur dis on ebay
**beeg floofy kitteh slowlee walks frew room, jumps up awn bed, an curls up to take nap**
‘Nite, guies. Wake me up wen iz tyem to go hoam, ‘k?
*soflee sings a loolabye soe teh BFK (beeg floofy kitteh) kan haz teh sweet dreemz* rokabye kitteh, in teh twee topz, wen teh wind bloes teh cwadle wil rok, …
**stripey kitteh jumps neggst to deh floofy kitteh, gibes a gentle head bat**
and wraps floofy kitteh in a cheezpeeps map blankie
*Bildz sowndproof glass dome rown BFK* Dats sew yew kant heer teh rocket launch in tew owers!
*chasez aftur WP wiff plastic toi hammer* KUM BAK! *Wp runz into ruum nda klosez door* YAY! *Kiks door opin, seez WP on floor, kowerin* HEEEEEEEEERRZZZZZ PLASTICAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz dat teh catnipz plant, aifinkso.
Iz sik bird, Aifinksew!
Luks moar lyk catnap plant tu me, aifinkso!
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*giglols an scurrees back tu class… just finishd zoonoses, which be dizeezis hyoomins can get frum aminlols, an we hab kwik brake, an nao we gunna start parasitolojee… ryte befoar lunch!!!!!
We had 2 dissekt a kidnee in by-ologee lessun and teh lunsh rite affer dat wuz…Stake an kidnee pie!
Gud awn yu nawt respondin tu dat poopyhed awn teh prebious fred Anni!!!!
Well, Ai did trie 2 put teh rekord strate, bowt mai lief!
Yus yu did! But, berry dignified, wivowt sum ov teh wurds ai mite hav used! Bwavo, bwavo!!!
Didju hab Prof. Todd Sweeny?
Noe we had miss Jyoosee Jonez (`coz she endid ebbry sentinse wiv “Dyoo see?!)
Maybe catnap plant?
MROWWW
Liddill Floof Kitteh
iz smrt! Can haz wawrm awn wun
syde. Kewl awn uddurr
Liddill Floof Kitteh
habz melltid nysslee. Duz nawt
ober fillz t3h Pawt
Liddill Floof Kitteh
can Napz heer a lawwwng tyme, cuz
no wun can seez hurz!
Jack.
*Clappitee clappitee* Gud job Jack!
Aw! And so ar mah behbeh tomato sprouts! I has 3 noo behbeh tomato plants today. Nawt so cute as kittehs, mind yoo, but these behbehs shuld be taystee and nootrishus!
Which kittehs NAWT be!
*luks arownd, whispurs* But I heerz that sum cheez-peeps be nommin (gently) on theyr kittehs’ eers!
*raizes floofeh paw*
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Ai duz dis. *gigglol*
Troll alert!!! Deres an obnoksius type messin wiv Annipuss awn teh prebious fred. Dats nawt funnee!
And Anni demonstrates her aplomb by ignoring said troll, thus showing us all what good manners and decorum truly are.
Applaws!!!
{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
Dat troll iz nawt worf yur thyme – or parsley.
heer, heer…
*ponders*
’tis nobler to ignore the rancid, rotting beef….’stew’…until it dries up and blows
away, or to hoof it into the trash or garbage disposal, where it so clearly
belongs? hmmm…
No cheese friend should be targeted in this fashion, Annipuss you have shown yourself to be a lady of class with the way you have responded! {{{Annipuss}}}
I realize that what he is doing is not technically a violation of the terms of service, no swearing or anything but does anyone think reporting him would help? Get him banned?
If not, then difficult as it would be I think everyone needs to stop responding in any way. (ironic, I know, as this is a response to him). Total shunning and maybe he will dry up and blow away.
Ai doan’t fink him iz werf bovverin abowt. Ai shud nawt haz sed ennifing, but Ai seed red wen he impyed dat Ai wuz a freeloder.
him haz ben hangin rownd deh last cuppla dayz…. mostly attakkin anni…. dat b berry aggravating…. I hopez ower NPT crusade will bore him adn he will going away… hez on dis paig tu.
ur rite, ur rite, I know ur rite!!
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ifinkso itz just has a jellus anyways, of our anni who is not only teh witty, but has teh super fasty fingers!
It strikes me as fishy that “stu” knows that Anni is retired and lives in TTI. Methinks he has been here for a while as a lurker or (more likely) under another identity.
Iz awn mai profiel, Maus, enniwun can see dat, Ai fink.
Ai nawt seeing tihs persun coming up wif ennyfing cleber n witty tu say, fast ur uvverwyse… an harassing a tru lady lyke owr anni sujjests toadal lak uv class. Ai nawt big awn sensorships, but tihs be inexusabul behavyur, udderlee contraree tu teh spirit uv Cheezland an teh singul rol tu play nice.
Iz hard tu just ignoar, when mai nawt-sekkund reakshun tu a frend being attaked iz tu floof teh tayl, flatten teh eers, hiss, an deploy teh pointee enz. *sigh* But ai know yu be ryte, must ignoar sumhao…
iz mai nawt sekond reakshun az wel butt (!) wil onlee enkourage himz
Eester kitteh sprowts in teh spring!
Patagonian kittehvine!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/13/the-rare-patagonian-kitten-vine/
Hai. Apropose ob the Lundun Cheezmeet an mai not tokin 2 Cheezfrends, ah haz a fyrwaul wot iz teh stoopee, an wehnebur ah trai to sez NEthin, yes NEthin on frendz payjez it sez mai meeaj iz 2 big fur me 2 send!
Oh & ah cant maek teh meet NEWai.
sownds lyke sumwun’s fyrewaul needz a hoofin!
o scuze me, ai haz bin misin in ackshun and mist de tiem/plais/setrar fur de Lunnun Cheezmeet!! Pleez cud sumwun bee rly sweit an tel mee wen iz? kthxbai.
lass tweek in Mai (dai to be dee syded), Greenwich Park.
o fankz Ambercat, wil trai to keepz up an joyn in! I liekz Greenwich Park (tho ai haz tu sai ai lieks Ohailand Park bettur – no eiss fanks jus a liddel drap uf warter… oops sawry got caried awai…)
Yoo hav indeed bin missing in akshun!!
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After Ambercat tole mee about teh cheezmeet, ai’ve bin wondering hao we cud find yoo!
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*sings fur Lovecat* “Du bist der Lenz nach dem ich verlangte im frostigen Winters
Frist. . .
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Went to a GRRRRATE purrudkshun ov “Tristan” last nite at teh Lyric in Shecago – an wuz thinking ov that – and yoo!!
oHAI JCH4K!!! (Ich bin der Lenz? yu meenz ai onlee turnz up in de spring/nais wedder? hau TROO. Fankew fur de LUBLY Vargner, didunt noe yu cud sing as wel as dat!).
Ai haz bin trotin arowd Yurup a bit, yowlin fer a livin. Sumtiems iz difikult to do moar dan jus luk at de pickshers an larf, if yu noes whu ai meenz. Iz SOE nais tew bee bak an hav a bit uf tiem to do al sortz uf yuseferl tings, liek.. erm… maekin sily comints on here! LOL).
*Wonders orf singin “Grausamer! Fuehlst du im Herzen nur andr’er Schmerzen” speshly fer JCH4K…*
Fur sum reeson dis pawped in tu mai hed: “Dein ist mein ganzes hartz und du allein…” wear iz dat frum?
Franz Lehar(harhar). Nuther tenner sawng, nawt quiet sew lowd as jch4Ks rendishun of de Vargner thow…
Teh mebbe we shud awlso has a “Eyelands an Ohailands” Cheezmeet an we’ll com to yu!
But WAI???? An LOL!! Yes! We cud com to yoo!! Woodnt THAT be teh fun! ;D
Only gwows perfection.
iz catnap nawt catnip
Hairy Potter Kitteh
fanks an gud mornin {{{AC}}}. wel, iz mornin heer aneehaow
{{{{{{BF}}}}}} rite bak atcha!!!
i really luv how u did the kitty. is it ur kitty. i have put a picture of a cat. i don’t think they will show it but the picture is so cool. it has a pi of a cat in a super man costoum and it says “super cat has special powers to smell cheezburger” tell me wat u all think about it. u can find the pic on google if u type in super cat. btw. the cat is not mine but it is so cute. and if the owner is reading this congrats on fab cat.lol.
What?
It appears as if Pottid Cat is evolvin
POTTID CAT EVOLVD INTO SPROUT CAT!
“Beeyooteeful dreeemer……..”
This reminds me of Derf from the webcomic “Daisy is Dead”!!!
it will soonz gro into deh mountin lionz
Sea kelp stew.
ohai MN/SP……. yer neese lefted yew a messij on yer profyle……. (bak twerk, pleh)