wurld dominashun –
wurld dominashun – planning phase
but if u givez me cheezburger, i mite nawt kill u.
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nawt-sekkund, ai will sit on tihs part heer…
oh noes, iz antartika! naow mai butt is kowld!
Nawt to menshun skwusin awl deh lidlol pengwins.
Conga ratz, tessm! Iz tyme foar me tew go fix dinner (parrothead wud ask, is it borkded?) Wud you like sum roasted chikkin?
chikken? yum! kittehs nebber turn daown teh chikken!
wee shar chikken wiv sweetpea and annipuss too!
Ohai{{{{{zf}}}}} lawng tiem! Ai rosted enuf chikunz last weke tu stil has sum. But maibe duz nedez tu be fikzed.
adn oh, da huge manateez (if you skwish da warmur waturz)
Yew rilly donut wanna see wot teh vue frum heer is liek!!!
hmmm.view luks a little fuzzy.
Furry with a chance of fleas.
sno furries? butt ai thot wuz summer naow!
Lemme put it tihs wae – tehre is big blak spot in teh skai, wib a fuzie whyet halo.
ohai KK! LOL! iz lyke whut RHSB iz singin a liddul further down…
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(yoo noes, ai fot abowt taht! ai iz shure sum tr*ll will say, kitteh NAWT on antarktika, yoo cannawt see iz onna Noo Zeeland????)
Wut, u finkz us trollz goez to skool? noozee land, antsinnaparkintikket, awlla sayme to me!
ohai caretroll! ♥
better be teh carefulls, I heer teh burfdai fairy has been ‘recrooting’ teh trolls to werk in hur factory….
Yeah… Merika, Kananadia, Messico… is iz alla saem.
Butt joke nawt az funneh if kitteh sittin ona Noo Zaalan. Teh butt wud nawt bee kold!
it’s the end on teh world!!!
Ai kin has yur attenshun pleez? Az menny uv yew haz alreddy herd, KCT had a stroak on last Mundane aftur hur knee sir-jury. Sew menny uv yew haz alreddy sended me emeows for her, and deez eever haz alreddy been printed owt, or will suun be printed out to tayk tew her. Fank yew all sew much! Ai botted 2 cards for her, and put them on my payg. (Clikee mai bloo naym – dey ar lolz 1 & 2). If ennywun wantz me tu put deyr naym on wun uv teh cardz, just leev a commint unner teh wun yew lykses bestest, and Ai will du that.
Izzn’t dis a wundermus co-mew-nitty we haz here?
Fankies fur yur attenshun!
Oh noes!!!!
I didnt know about this!!!
Please pass my best wishes on to her.
Holding KCT in teh Lite.
BEEEEEEEEEMS
Ai will, tidmum. Fanks.
Thank you very much for doing this! You are so wonderfully supportive. Schmoos to you.
fankyew foar lettin us noe, ai haz put uh messuge dere. An fankees foar takkin caer uv KCT.
*sendz hai beem wif moar warm heeling fawts in teh direkshun of kcmo tu halp KCT get bedderer*
An fankies to yu, too, fur doin dis for our fren KCT.
Dats where da fishes iz! Gud plan! Capture da Tunas 1st, den da rest!
i, for one, welclom da kitteh overlord
wud be better than sum wirld leederz ai cud menshun… :eyeroll:
ain’t it da troof (but nawt tawkin bout da prezzie; i be likng himz).
ai hoapz da uvvurz wil let him du hiz jawb ok. he relee bit orf a big jawb.
Ai aggrees. Ai wuz finkin u sumbunny befoar himz.
oh, ai wuz finkin alsew globallee an historikalee… iz plentee to chuse frum…
Yur nawt kitten!
kitteh overlord most welcomd… meybe we gets cheezburger tuezdais.. shrimpeez tursdais..
catfish awn friedai?
Neckst iz 2 get `posibul fums
oh noes! den resiztance will be fuutiile…
U will kumplie…
next I hydez unner it!
wud taht be, unnerworld dominayshun?
Well…….I duz haz a blakk basement kat hoo lykes to domnominate the ovver two kittehs. Duz that cownt?
aifinkso! wud need a BC to domnominayte teh unnerwirld, yesh yesh.
I will tayke ober teh whirld for wun hundred Cheezburgers
Muwhahahaaaaahaaaaaaaa
Tidmum! Ambercat! Pownse! (no pointy-ennz pownse, k?)
Caretroll!!!
*Pownce an hedbonk an kitteh buddderfly kisses*
*removes caretroll mask* It was reely me! Caretroll iz owt playin wiv itz burfday prezzint taht Leeza gayve– a unnerwadder Debreefing Kit!!!
whoohoo!!
Ohai ZF .
How yoo is?
I juss haz to go now, waaahhhh
Suppertyme wont wayte!
a famblee marchis awn its stummik!!
*schmoo* ttfn
{{{ZF}}}
Ai’m awn teh Top ob teh Werld, lukkin doan awn cree ayshun…
its teh onlee eggsplanayshun i can fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..
♫ an teh onlee explanayshun ai kan fyyyyynd ♪
is da loooooooove dat eyv fouwn ever sinz you bin around…
[awl togetter now in 4 paw't harmoanieesss, laydees]
“Europe put me at da top 0 da whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrled”
ur lurves putz mee onna tawp uv teh wirrrrrld….!!
*moosikal interluud wiv sounz uv kan openurs*
is deh lub dat ai’ve fown ebber sinse yu bin arownd
yore lub puts me
on top ub deh whirrrrrlold!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
Need brane bleech, STAT, foar dis horriblol eerwurm!
Darn u Ambercat!
**goes luukin foar sumfin to replayse currint eerwurm wif**
“Himz gotz teh hole whirlled
Unner himz butt
Himz got teh hole wyde whirlled
Unner himz butt..”
Hay, dat’s nawt how we lerneded it in Sunday skool!
Hay! Ware did dis handbaskit come from an ware am I goin innit?
They cry in the dark, so you cant see their tears
They hide in the light, so you cant see their fears
Forgive and forget, all the while
Love and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a wounded kitten
Because hell
Hell is for kittens
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for kittens
And you shouldnt have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh
Pat Benatar FTW!
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Cat Benatar?
So, wud teh next verse be sumpfin liek dis?
“Himz got yu an me, sistur
Unner himz butt…”
Follolowed by:
“Himz got teh lidlol bitteh bebbehs
Unner himz butt..”
oh noes! kwik! kwik! ebberywun!
KUM BA YA, MAI LORD
KUM BA YA!!
nnnnoooooooooo! i had tu singz dis songz in da nawt sekkund gradez in frontz ubb manii peepz….an weerz funnii lukingz cloths rapped arond mii….:(
Kum Butt Ya, shurely???
almost since mine momma wasnt soo gud at da rapping ub da faburik
oh noes! so sawry! ai did nawt meen to bring up teh chyldhood traumaz!
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LOL!
and
Teehee, yoo sed …Butt *giggle*
dat wud has to be sum butt!!
Ohai, TM!
Yesh, I iz nawtee gurl.
hrhr
♪ ♪
I got a fever ragin in my heart, you make me shiver and shake
Baby dont stop, take it to the top, eat it like a piece of cake
Youre comin closer, I can hear you breathe
You drive me crazy when you start to tease
You could bring the devil to his knees
♫
Feel my heat takin you higher, burn with me, heavens on fire
Paint the sky with desire, angel fly, heavens on fire
♫
Ohai, WRr.
Wats dat song? I nawt rekignyze it, oar mebbe I kinnawt brane 2day cuz I has teh dum <—moar lyklee senaryeo.
Iz teh Kiss sawng ‘ Hebben’s awn fyre’
Oh. I nawt kno dat wun.
How teh howse bildin comin? Iz teh hawt tub reddy foar krissenin?
We three kingz of Orient are……♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪ runz awaywifakwikness….
Twied to schmoke a rubber cigar…
It was loaded, and exploded
blowing them all afar
**swats at ZF**
I nawt kin say wut I’m reeelee lissenin to.
wun in a taxi
wun in a car
1 inna a taksi, 1 inna car
1 onna skootah
Beepin his hoo-oo-teh
FoLOLowin yonder star
Oooo-oooh!
At teh cwoss
at teh cwoss
ware teh preechur tyed his hoss
an teh wheelz awn himz buggy rolled awai…
Brain: Pinky?
Pinky: Yes Brain?
Brain: Who is trying to take over the world?
Next ai shredz wurld inna teeny tiny peezez
den ai blaym teh goggie
He net to fight for the domination with my cat, Wikipedio
*MEOW*
Kitteh jes wanna be part of teh bakayshun plannin, iz awl…
*butt wigglol of doom*
pounces on rhsb, ohai how is Uz?
Ohai, 2_k.
I’m berry flusteratid. Donut kno if I’m gonna be diborsed 2morro oar in 2 weeks.
I finkso iz tyme foar me an Lucky to go awn bakayshun. Jes me, him, a bottlol of tekillya an teh Dayze Inn! (to borrow a fraze from a co-werker)
Dis foar stbx:
I’m so happy about you (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I’m so happy now we’re through (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I was so afraid, now you’re gone away
Sent you packing, look who’s laughin’ now
I’m so happy that I feel this way
I’m so happy that I threw you away
I knoz uncertainty is the worst!
Hope you gets the gnuz U wants soon
and is no longer in limbo land
{{{rhsb}}}
Fanks.
I been in limbo foar a lawng, lawng, LAWNG tyem! Sinse Oct 07 at leest.
Needless to say, I’m way reddy foar dis to be teh ober.
Teh uthur nite, I had dreem dat him wanted to get bak togedder. I sed, “An risk goin frew awl dat @#$&^#$ agin? $#&@$#*^ NO!”
i lost my huzband i don’t know where he went
i’m gonna go out drikin
i’m not gonna pay hiz rent…
PINK!!!! I lubs dat song.
U’z still bii a rok star rhsb…nawt bii furgitten dat!
Fanks, 3km.
Yeers ago, I wanted to go awn tour wif Foreigner an hab a torrid affayre wif Lou Gramm. I eben figgered owt songs wii cud make in2 duets.
i notz know wheer da Foreiner iz butt maybii u kuld skor wif da reunited Journey…heee heee
I swooned ober Steve Perry wen I wuz in ohai skool.
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elebenty gazillion yeers ago!
Hay! Looky wat I fownded: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__eI4u_tQD8
ooh yesss da wundermus Steve Perry unfurninatli hii nawt bii joinin da grup dis timez…..i cii them on Ellen minni monfz ago an Journey finded dere nu leed singer on U Tube….he soundz like da Steve and kinda lukz like himz but nawt kwit..i had biiiig konfuzion fur a minute
Iz so funnee. Wen I wuz kid, I wuz alwayz attrakted to teh myoosishuns far moar tehn teh aktors. Same now.
Yesh, I lyk sum aktors, but iz teh myoosishuns dat “do it” foar me.
ai will say to yoo whut mai mom sed too me, menny yeerz ago:
“yoo meen you’re a… a… GROOPIE?????”
ooooh yessh.. i lub mii sum myooshishunz..mine “faborite mistake” waz a wunnermus myoooshishun wif a nobody noz band..i still miss him sumtimez
hii had berry different wayz of thinkingz
Ai lub teh moonshinez. Ai wanted tu gour wif tanya tuckur oar reba when ai wuz yungur.
kitteh soon tu bii layin down an kawsin da eklipsez
aifink teh kitteh iz luukin at steppin owt in teh hawwhyee eyelinds!
Iz mine all mine
dis bii esplainen awl da krazy stuffz goin on in da sky lately. da gubberment sekretz iz exposed!
aifinkso iz teh kitteh whut is exposed……. ahem.
Kitteh iz nawt lyke ‘Brayn’.
Duz nawt wantz hoal Wurrld. Juss wantz
awll himz canz handill
Kitteh woodz nawt myndz
runneeng Katmandoo, sinss t3h
sittee’z naymdz 4 himz!
Kitteh habz Prittee
Wun and hurz poatenshull maytz
as Staffz… Dat’z eenuff!
Jack.
All ur whirrled are belong to meh!!
All of Europe will be covered in warm kitteh butt.
Ooh, I hope North America gets kitteh belly.
Snorgle!
BIG snorgle. A 3000-mile wide snorgle!
Its nawt every day u see a giant kitteh sitting in teh oshun!!1
is heraCATigory 4 hurricane
ackshully ifinkso a su-nom-ee.
I don’t want the world…I just want your half.
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(Tehy Mite Be Giants)
Iz Hitler kitteh! Eben haz sqware moostash!
Whadda we gonni do tonyite, Brayne?
what ? have no idea