Daycare kitteh
Daycare kitteh overwurkd n undrpaid
but dese momentz r pretty cyoot.
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Kidz dese days…
tehy juz doan noe haow gud tehy haz it!
Angelina Jolie-kitteh taeks her kittehs fur walkies… on da look outs for more kittehs 2 adopts….
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Teh momcat’s eben tawny an skinny like Strangelina!
keep ur toms lockd up az well..
tihs job, its lyke herding cats.
Oh wate…
XD
tu menneh kittehs
Nawt awl kittens. Wun iz teh puppeh. Izza PC dai caer.
stil tu menneh kittehs…
ther iz no such ting! esept mebbe lik, 2000000 bajillion kittehs. mebbe.
i tinks tu is teh puppeh, tu on rite luk liek puppehs
Dis am teh storee ob Missus McCave. Her had twenny-free kittehs an her named dem all Dave . . .
Dr. Suess ref, FTW!!!!!
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Ai alwais wanted to naem kittehs “Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate”!!!
I wuz hoping sumbuddy wud get teh refrinse!!
Dat wuz meh faybrit storee wen I wuz little. Oliver Boliver Butt used to cwack mees up!!
ai pay yew in awl yew kan eet gushifuds
an haz tu wach teh puppehs tu…
an brak up teh fyts tween teh puppehs adn teh kittehs wifowt hazerd pay!
I kno wat u means!
an mayk shur kittehs eets teh kitteh fud an teh goggees eets teh goggee fud an nawt vicee vercee
-insert something overly witty here-
tehre wuz a kyoot meezer
who stood inna grass,
shee had so menny kittehs and puppehs…
um…
um…
R uz okie?
nao. nawt frum okiehoma…
We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don’t take our trips on LSD
We don’t burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin’ right, and bein’ free.
I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all
WRr – aiz an Okie, but (hee hee) from da otter side of da state frum Mukogee
(thank CC). Sorry – sum uv us okie doeznt liek dat song 4 us.
um… wuz yu finkin uv sumfing *crass?*
I gots a gud endin, but nawt appropryit foar heer.
ai cud nawt come up wiv a rhyme taht wuz nawt, uh, crass!
tehre wuz a kyoot meezer
who stood inna grass,
shee had so menny kittehs and puppehs…
She wuz a berry bizzy lass.
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oh fank yoo cween foar res-q-ing me!
u iz troolee a grate an benev… bevr… gud monnark!
awl ai cud come up wiv wuz, an naow ai haz an embarras.
tehr wuz a kyoot mutter
who had in site no futter
for awl deh kittehs and puppehs,
deh puppehs wuz her dutters…..
Kitteh needs more mhonies
Octomom duing da heedkownt…
uh ohs, onlee seven!
krap bak tu da dokter..oops did i say that out loud?
Heyy uniquekitty!!
hheeyy Gigikitty!!
now kittehs and puppehs
gather around and I will tells U a storey
A long long time ago
in a land far far awai
teh kittehs adn teh puppehs was Nawt friends
teh end?
Iz small world after all!
{{{Mama Cat}}}
o hai cween, how haz u bin? I iz gud heer, and teh kittehs is gud tu.
Wii b ok, in Oklahoma!!
i bee tinking corn nawt hi as elly fants i rite noaw!
iz u in fringed buggie goin cross planes?
nope.. no cormz az hi az elolofantz iiz….. adn no fringe on ower surry… sry,,, Teh wezzer heer b cool and deh treez b barez.
praps u cud put fringey on teh camper tingy? i haz idea fur owers naow dis summer!
Wud look fun…
…but prolly deh wind going down deh rode wud ripping deh fringeez apart.
ohh, fur gettid dat part. yesh, wind wud wip rite off. may bee super duper glue? need super duper CHRG fur camper ting!
otay, i prolly shud go back wurk. iz gud tu see ebbry buddy, eben i dun not post, i still reed and i laff.
taek caer ebry buddy!
Wind in Okiehoma wuld be ripping teh fringe eben if U was stawped aifinkso.
Akshully — itz ben kinda calm latelee…. shhh. don’t tell enneebuddy.
ohai mah cween!
no fringe on teh surry, but has u had any surly curry?
itz a speshultee there!
ooooooooooke!
la-home-a
wher teh windz come sweepin daown teh playyyyyyynz….
All teh treez are bare
An teh skies R grey
U goes 4 a wak
On such a winter dae
OMCC……ICHC waz gust mentioned on the show Big Bang Theory…
the serve will bii krashing soon i think
Yea it just did!
Iz bettur dan beink menshuned on Slashdot.
just thot it waz funni weird dat ICHC made it tu da mane streem
Well, waddid yu eggspect frum kittehs but streams ob manes?
Dai-kare kitteh’s naem mus be Erasmus B. Draggin…
(wif aplolgies to Teh Car Guyz)
Squee!
~Splort~
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh D.R. braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*D.R. is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Thank u very much
Glad to be back in one piece
I finkso kitteh cud be singin dis song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs11LiZQNKA
Okai, ebberybuddy, getz in too liens an we plays game:
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Red rover, red rover, send awl teh goggies over!
Wun ubz deez Kittehz
iz nawt lyke t3h uddurrz. Witch
Kitteh coodz itz beez?
Mebbee iz Kitteh
wiff droopee eerz andz nawtz mutch
vokabyoolarree?
Mebbee iz Kitteh
wiff shoartz stummpee legz andz a
belleh dat dragz t3h grownd?
Coodz beez Kitteh datz
nawtz roameeng arowndz oarz habz
awllmoast flat faysez?
Jack.
ikno, ikno, ikno!! callon meeeeeeeeeee! waves paw franticallees like hermione
I jes herd teh sweetest fing awn tee-vee.
A couplol got marryed an teh gui sed, “I kinnawt wate to spend teh rest of my lyf makin hur teh happyist womin in teh whirled.”
**SWOON**
i nawt think this man iz reel
wat hii ment tu say wuz i cannot wait till she startz tu wash mine underwarz and bii makin mine dinnerz an i nawt haf tu takez her out aw da time..dat will bii making her happiz
**snerks**
Oh, noes, 3km – discuragin werds fer rhsb – DO NOT WANT!!!
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(Even if yur rite – an yu are! *snerk*)
Hur sownz lyk my BFF.
My dreem gui iz owt dere….sumware.
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I hoap…
Foar teh rekkord: I has no prawblem doin teh lawndreez. Az a matter of fack, I’m so pikky abowt lawndree dat I PURFURR to do it myself!
Dat, an kleenin teh baffroom.
U can duz teh bafroom and teh landrees. Ai will du teh cukking adn teh dishwahings (if Ai can buyz teh dishwashee masheen). Ai eben will wax teh floors on occashunz.
I nawt mind to cook, but nawt so grate at it.
I kin bake bedder tehn I kin cook.
I nawt HAS to has dishwarshin masheen – libbed wifowt it foar yeers – but I HATE goin to laundrymat. Pleh. Did dat foar yeers too an hated ebery minnit.
Ai haz 2 goggies dat du moast uf teh dishwashing naow. Ai just haz tu rins adn sanitize moast uf teh tyme.
oooh mine cc u bii waxing da floorz? can yu bii callin mine hubbi an explainin dat koncept?
3km, u iz makin me laff laff laff tonite!
Nawt trai tu eggsplain. U just neez tu big dawgs wif muddee futs.
i haz 3 kittehz an wun hooman adolscent wif da muddy pawz..hii still nawt unnerstand..
nawt diskuragin wurdz, rhsb awreedi traveled dat road..know herz knowz how tu trainz da next wun
bery troo – ai forgettin taht teh guyz responds to trainin. ai neber wuz gud trainer – iz why i has kittehs.
DEY RESPOND TO TRAININ?!?!?!
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Tayle me moar, plz. I nawt kno dis.
NAWT berree offen. Bribes wurks mush beddur aifinkso.
Do I need to ask whut kind of bribin werks?
i nawt nowz da detailz butt(hee hee) i haz a friend dat trained her hubbi..her nawt tellin miii howz yet….hii cleanz and cookz and i am in AWW
Mai sisturs hubbycat duz dat. Started when DrtineeCats maed hurz bedrest wif teh bebbehs. Himz nawt stopped adn hurz nawt objects.
ohai WRr!!
sorry 2 in erupts.
but I wanted to fang q for the presents u gived me!
I dint see it til aftur u had left, so I fanged u there, but wanted to make shure u gotted ur fangs.
I alsew lefted u a candee hart.
Ai saw dat. Fank U foar teh hart.
STBX cooked wunse in a while. Wuz berry nyse. Him nawt kleened mutch but him did gets himz dirtee clothes inna hampur an kleened up aftur himself.
Hiz offis at hoam wuz horriblol! Wii keeped door clozed. Nawt even kitteh wuz aloud in dere. I wuz askeered hur wud get hurted oar losted in dere!
I even halp mow teh yard. I’m gud awn ridin mower, will do teh trim werk wif push mower an lektrik weed-wakker (gas wun too hevvy).
Teh chore I hate doin? Dustin.
I kin vakyoom awl day lawng, but I’d rather take a beetin tehn dust.
I Hate Tu Dust!!
it just kumz rite bak..
nawt ennywun reely allowed in mine kitchen..xcept fur wen hubbi makez da chili..killez mii tu admit itz much bedder din mine. appartently i byed da rong size vakuun an mop kaus it nawt fit annibody elses hand but mine…annibody else buy da rong size?
rhsb, u can nawt haev mi man, he go bak tu wurk tudai! i haz happi, cauz wus gunna murdify him ifin he did nawt go bak to wurk soon! we nawt no wen he off gain, butz tu soon fur me! he haz no plaec to go wen cowd outside. he stood twiddlin tumbs, telled me, i haz nufin to du! i sez, dere is laundery and dishes and floors tu du! and he sez, no, dere is nuffin to DU. i wunted tu swat him, bery hard. i nawt, butt i wunted tu!!
u keep lookin, gud man out dere, jush luking fur u! u boff find eech ober soon!
MC, yeers ago, my dad ran bobkat bizness (bobkat iz lyk bulldozer). Durin a berry rainee week, him cud nawt do werks, cuz it wuz too rainee.
Him walked from wun end of teh howse to teh uther, luukin owt ebery window.
Mahm sed, “Yesh hunny, iz raynin awn AWL sydes of teh howse!”
Regardin halpin wif teh howsewerk, dad has gotten bedderer ober teh yeers, so mebbe dere is hoap foar ur huzbin?
rhsb, dun no, we bee married thirty fur yeers, and he still doan du it, but iz alwaz hoep! he duz gud job com plane bout it!
i lub him bery mush, but tu mush closness, nawt gud! Mai pointy endz, let me show u dem!
it nawt help he nawt work, he feel bad, but naow he work, we bof be happee! u find u man sumday, he jush lerning skillz he needz tu taek caer ob u wen he finds u, dats awl!
mine dadii sayz hii wuldz helpz mine momma butt hii cannot doez da wurkz tu her standardz soooo..hii nawt du it at awl.
I kin unnerstand himz poynt.
Wen my granfadder retyred, him halped warsh teh dishes. Granmuthur lubbed it! Mahm fownded a magnit dat sed, “No woman has eber shooted hur huzbin…while him wuz doin dishes!”
Eben if hurz haz tu go back adn du dem right aftur himz gets dun.
When I wuz marryed to nawt-sekkund huzbin, I nawt werked foar 4 munfs. It wuz grate. I did eberyfing, an him nawt has to do ennyfing.
Wen I got reddy to start werking agin, I tolded him, “I needs halp. I kinnawt keep it awl up an werk full-tyme also.”
Him prawmised to halp, but nebber did. It became sumfin wii foughted abowt. Alot.
Ai nawt mind duing the hawswerks, but ai sumtiems needz tu be remindified tu du it.
Iz dat ware teh bribin comez in2 play?
U aksidentalee-awn-porpoise foargets, dont u?!?!?
Ah-ha! I has u awl figgered owt.
dat magnitz is wunnerful..mine sister sended mii wun dat saiz da howes waz kleen yesterday sorry u missed it
mai momkat haz passded daown a dekritiv playt taht sez: welcum frens, kum in, sit daown, kunvers. its nawt alwayz lky dis heer, sumtimez its eben werse”
its so owld ai am afrayd uf puttin it up awn display, thow – it wuz frum hur mum so iz reely owld.
sumtiymez it takingz a loooooooong tiyme tu finding deh rite wun….. I wuz divorsed fur 21 yrz b4 i fownding mai huzbin. But dis wun b a keeper!!!
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Tho he duz drive mii crazee sumtiymez……
all da menz bii dribing da wemenz krazy butt(hee hee) wii lubz dem. i nowz wat rhsb meenz wen she sayz i muz du da laundry i am same wayz..all i akz is da boyz imty da poketz of da pantz. i keepz wat moniez i findz in da washerz fur vaccationz ifin dey nawt do itz
Congrats Cweenmj! Alas it’s been teh 26 yrs since mai divorse. Oh there have been some jolly fun ones in teh mean times, but I want sum1 speshul. Umm, not teh short bus speshul, teh kind, smart, funny speshul. Oh an if he loox like Keannoo Reevs, all teh better. *sigh*
ai hadded a bumperstikker awn mai last car taht sed ‘marrij is finding teh wun purrson u can annoy fur teh rest uv ur lyf”
mai hubbykat adn ai alwayz laff abowt taht wun – butt (!) we lubs tu annoy eech uvver
*nods* truu… truu…. wun gal asked mii, wen shii saw how tiny owr “howse ” iz….. “but duzn’t he drive y nutz?” I told her he wud drive mii nutz no matter how big deh howse b….
oh, teh “hovering”. iz teh pleh!
aifinkso tehy awl doo it, tho.
mai DH getz bak frum 2 weeks inna FL wiv himz paruntz, then he iz onlee hoam foar 2 moar weeks uv hiz sabbatikal.
nawt-sekkund week uv March, lyfe finallee goez bak too normal.
haz nawt bin normal sinse beefor Xmas — bin lyke having Xmas seezon foar 3 munfs!!
i triz tu tawlk mine boss intu gibbing mii a sabatikal an hii threatened mii wiff nawt habbing a job..
My boss wud say, “U gets two dayz a week – Caturday an Sundae!”
meeningz himz goz on da sabatikal nawt mii:( hii bii threetinen tu runz away..nawt worried he’d bii taken himzself wif himz
>whew<
fans wuns self delly cat lee
on teh shezz lawnge
Who wantz to hears a prety poem?
that i wroted!
i du, i du
did u wroted it usef?
Ware’s yur pome, Gigikitty?
ohai Me 2.me2.
One two untie my shoe
three four slip out the door
five six pick up sticks
seven eight through the garden gate
nine ten
Ten? Ten? OMG I lost some……..
oh mai! am ai totallee behind teh tymez?
ai haz just gone to mai profyle payge and tehre iz a NOO LOGO! Iz animayted! Iz teh KYOOT!!!
ur rite! it iz teh cyoot!
and I sees tehre is a new toolbar as well….
*keeps hoping fur voting burgers*
is that a dog???
Kindergarten teacher kitteh needs her break.
As a daycare provider.. I know first hand how true this really is.
<3 it
i nawt wanna goez tu wurkz
i wanna bii a katz
all i really wantz tu do iz take a napz
dat bii tu da tunez of toyz r us kidz
Ofanx fur teh clairifikashun…. wuz tinkin teh “Bang on teh Drums All Day” song.
dat wuld wurkz tu howebber annibodiz wantz tu hearz it
I don’t wantz tu wurkz
just want tu layz on da couch all daiz
i nawt want tu wurkz
just wantz tu play in da sun all daiz
ai wuz tu…
Frenz, it has been grate fun tonite, but I finkso I shud try to get some sleeps.
**yawns, stretches**
Haz a grate nite/moarnin/day/wutebber!
**heds to bed, to snuggle wif Lucky**
gud nyt rhsb u haz a gud sleepytym an ai hoap evreefing goez well wiff ur deevorc payperz adn stuffs…
Anybodi esle notcing that teh ICHC site tabs keep switchin back-n-4th from regular, to spiffy lite bloo tabbs? The lite bloo tab vershun has a kitteh pullin a *YOINK* on teh animated Cheezburger… then I jump back to prfile and when I comes back, et voila! Old style. Maybe it’s just meh. Mebbeh I’m going crazee, afinkso.
ai hazit tu – so aifinkso if ur gowin crayzee it wud bee a mass crayzee.
nope yuz nawt da krazi i bii gettin da knew modernin stuffz and da “antikz” onez tu . haddin biin awn fur a day or tu an kinda cornfused mii.
ooooh da weriedist thingy just happened….. ebberything just bekame INLARGED itz huge!!!!!!!!!!!
ooh mebbeh we’ll see even moore changes… the Top Cats at ICHC are up to sumfin Ai tinks.
ai hab seen taht tu – it goez away if ai refresh, tho…weerd!
nitty nite ebberone…ebberything (text, etc i biggg) nawt soo bad fur mine old isite…hab a wunnerful ebbining
are dat a goggie in da lower right hand side!?!?!?!?
dis kitteh iz me.. ovrwerked, surrownded bai small kreechers frum the nether dimenshuns, and undrpade- whu am ai kiddin! ai hafta pai to do this! (an it luuks liek findin a jawb necks simester mite be trikkee- ai hates mai life, sumtaimes.)
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in uther werds tho- ime surrownded bai wunnerful cheezpeeps and pashunt littlol peeple and wunndermaus teechers.
mai mum duz daycare. da chillenz, dey r teh kyoot.
lols!
Goggie! bottom right!
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