
The fog may creep in on little cat feet, but the dawn often arrives more like this.
nd dis is teh best place 4 me 2 sit.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ganwil
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The fog may creep in on little cat feet, but the dawn often arrives more like this.
nd dis is teh best place 4 me 2 sit.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ganwil
kitteh nawt maek suhc a gud pillo
Human making a good pillow, though.
kittehz iz alwaez makin’da hoominz pillos. Mai kitteh noms mah face 2, ai not fink dat sew gud.
hee! My noo kitteh love to lik my face, and she has teh ruffest tongue! It hurtz liek the sandpapers, but I dont have teh hart to make hur stop.
iz fien wit da likin, but wen is 6 in da mornin, do not want mai noze to git nibbld awf
This Picture totally reminds me of following graph:
http://graphjam.com/2008/12/22/where-your-cat-wants-to-sleep/
ewesd ti egt wakened bi kitteh dat likked my aye lids… naow datwuz a
strange sin-sation, eye tells ewe
*sighs* *luks at Angel*
Ai feel fur yu. Awlso, ai feels teh tung awn teh faes. Frekwentlee.
luv hurts!
Dis wun luks just liek mai Teddy, ifn yoo add a tayle!
ahhhh… so where we is not xactlee alike, we is opposites?
U has CC… I has BC….
♫♫ Ai has Harper, yoo has Obama
Ai say tomato, yoo say tomatah
Harper, Obama, tomato, tomatah
Let’s cawl teh hole fing orf! ♫♫
*duz a sawft shoo*
Hay Leeza, wot’s fur supper? Wot’s gud fur heeling bonzes?
um.. lessee.
I finkso u needs to eet some good proteens!
Maybe sum stake.
And lots and lots of dayree!
CHEEZ, as a mattur of fact!
And ICE CREEM! Choklit, if pawsibul.
Think u can stik to that diet?
*has a pondur*
Hmm, chonikltt ice creem, cheez n stake. Ai dunno, Leeza. Maybe ai cans gibbing it a trie.
Ob corse, dere’s also:
Albacore toona
Bonezes, boiled n turneded into soop
Chonklitt eneefing
Dawn key hugs
E…
lets see, u got me thinkin about tomatoes now!
so… leefy green salad wif tomatoes, dried cranberries, candieed walnuts and balsamic vinagrets…med rare Lundun broil, ifinkso, and some broiled beefystake tomatoes wif parmeshan cheez and herbs.. and for deserts, Haggin Dazz choklit iyce creem!
oops, sowry I mussed up teh list!
*ahem*
Ebil omelets
Fronsch toast
Grilld cheez sammiches
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I hasta go rite now, tiem for me to go home!
I will check in latur… schmoos!!
Bai-bai deer – safe homes!
Hamm an green eggs
I scream, U scream, wii all scream
Jiggly jello
K …
awwwwwwwwww cute i have 5 cats did have 7 cats
Dis iz mai hubbi ebry Moonlet mornin! She iz teh wun who orbitz us!
but hoo is teh pillo and hoo is teh pillee??
Lols! Pillee!!
concatshoolashuns awn ur nawt sekond chizmonkies!
fanks BF, i nawt trie dat offin, bu is alwaez se much fun 2 trie fur da nawt-sekkund.
ohai, chizmonkies! concatulayshunz awn teh tawp uv teh brayde. wii haz *sikks* oar *sebbin* uv teh cheezpeeps inna saym nawt-sekkind minnit. wii awl s-skorting yew tu teh ty booteek! ai heerz tehere’z sum nias nuuu murchundyse inna bakc rume uv teh ty booteek…
littl cat pit…
Ooff, can’t breeve
But (*snerk*) wut a way to go!
Smuvverd in flooff!
Ai usualllllleeee hab teh bak edn ob teh kitteh in mai fase. Seh smakz me wif hur tayl. Grate wai 2 wak up inna morninging…ing.
Ohai Anni – ai haz to gib u lotsa luvs. U are such a dignified lady of TTI. Dis 4 da lady-like responses to da troll persun. Respondin just puts us at hiz lebel.
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}
yes, owr anni iz a reel gem!
Thx fur teh complimints! Awl teh lubblee fings ebbriwun haz sed tukk awai teh narstee tayst leff by dat pursun.
(taek a luk at teh burfday fiary’s post, hopefully taht trol wil not be gibbing us any more trubbles)
Teh commints awn teh Happicat an Lolrus.. fred haz been rimoobed.
yes, teh meemie fings are all gon now, an hoepfully teh burfday fairy will hab taht trol in kustody soon, an put himz to wurk makin a contrb – conbrit – makin hisself yooseful.
oops, i meened “meenie.” iz so embarrasin to spel sumfin rong
Ai missded teh t-r-o-l-l an hims nastee commintz, but phthfft! on ennywun hoo pikks on ower Annipuss!
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At least!
YEAH! {{{{{ICHC}}}}} {{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}
but fred is not teh troll
fred are innosent!!
Ohai, P_t haz u got hoem saeflee?
if i hasn’t then i has found somewhere very similar…
Dat’s OK den!
Sumtimes ai wake up adn feel liek dere’s a 15-pownd wate on mai chest. Oh wate… dere is! Iz called Teddy!
mai mainly coon rappz himzself arond mii head at nite..kittey harez in da nose an awl
Ooh – mai mainly coon softee unnerfur alwaiz getz in mai aiballs!
Prolly cuz ai iz nuzzlin him lotz.
mainly coonz nawt kare dat hooman kant breeth just wantz da snoorglez
Myne twos! Her jus wanna keep mai hed warm I finkso.
Kitteh gitting rid uv rival ifinkso!
Teh purrrrrfekt alarm clok!
aifinks dis alarm clok a bit 2 fuzzy fer mah tastes
Sleepover kitteh…
FTW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Ai iz happytayl!
Ur doin it rong…
hab wii met beefoar?
ohai, mai nayme is Dawn!
Umm, not yet… Noo arraival
Then ohai and welkomes!!!!!
Fanks!!
Altho ai iz onlee relativlee noo, saw nawt eggzaktlee noo but been arownd onlee fur some LOLz saw far.
Meening nawt enuf tu hab met jk2kitteh
Ohai, TzaeTzoe – Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
FLUMP!!!!!
but at leest its sawft and warm!
Kitteh luk like he be sayin “Iz okay,hyoomin..ai lubs you! Nao let’s get up and fayce teh werld,’kai ??”
oar “aer yew gonna git up an git meh sum brekfust?”
Yesh..dat iz teh moar likely scenario!
Fog be in your FACE,buddy !!
hii bedder nawt sneez!
or …kitteh bedder nawt….ffffffffrrrrrrrrttttttttt…
ewwwww!
Shud CC rillee be smuvvuring sumwun?
is more lyke kitteh was tryin to climb obber hooman to pillow and gave up half wai!
Such journeez kin be tiring!
Lol! Yash!
doan knock it,
is fastust wai to get brekkfust
Wot did Ai drink larst nite?!
Catulah?
Ohai tidmum!! Ai still has sum homemaed Katluah. Wud u liek tew joyn meh inna Katluah adn milks? Iz berry gud adn will warm teh cawkells ob ur hart. Oar sumfing liek taht.
Ohhhh Fankee Kindlee Goosey
nebber had katluah before
* holds glss out for Katluah*
*Clinky glasses* **Cheez**
ohai goosey!
itz gud to see u! ware u bin???
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I see u has a noo abatart.
There4 u gets teh tart of teh day.
*hands goosey a skrumpchuss gooseberrie tart (not maded wif reel gooses, just teh berries!*
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Let me know if u want sum whippy creem wif that!
Ai do! Ai wants sum whippee creem wif dat!!
*holds owt widdle pawses politlee*
*gets a BIG scoop of whippy creem*
*spins around and aims it at teh tart, er, I meen at DK’s tart*
*hits it ded center!*
*and onlee a littul bit gets in DK’s hare*
catweelah!
Still, maeks a chaynj form waekin up, cuddlin a pleesmun’s helmut – wiv plessmun still attachd!
there speeks teh voyce of eggspeereants!
Aifinkso too…
Hmmmm…iz dere a storee there,Ambercat ???
** pulls up floofy beenbag chair,sits down,& puts chin in hands to listen to storee **
*Brings in a pitcher of toonies and a plate of shrimps*
Yesh. Do tells…
*Brings a platter of sordid buffay fuds and a bukket ob an alkeeholic concocshun*
Sits negst to Maus an waits…….
**puts hed on paws and waytes for teh gud storees*
Sadlee, noe. Ai wunse brort a flashing beecon rodewerks coen fingy hoem, wen Ai wus a styoodent, but neber a pleesmun’s helmut; wiv or wivowt pleesmun unner it!
well, there’s still plentee of tyme to find a pleesmun (or fyreman iffin yew prefur)
*hands Ambercat verrreee strawng catlua an kreme*
I had Sunday luntsh wiv a BERRY hansum Fyreman
FFfft !!!
Darnit…ai thot we wuz in for a joooooocy storee.
** taykes one uv Maus’s shrimps **
Help yerself. An take the toonies too. I hasta make shure eberryfing is ready fer NOM tomorrow…
gotchoo tew sine teh wil leevin ebreefing tew meh an naow itz awl ober fer u hooman! mmmwwahahahahahaha!
Mebbe tihs kitteh shud werk on Red’s X…
Whooh! Mebbe teh fog needz sum little cat Speed Stik!
Sno~bawll Kitteh habz
finnisht insyde chekk ubz t3h
Howss…. Naow iz tyme 4 fud!
Beeg Gye maykz deesent
pillo 4 sno~bawll Kitteh hoo knoez
itz tyme 4 Hedd Bawnkz
Sno~bawll Kitten lykez
2 feelz Beeg Gye’z breff awn hurz
sawfft andz sillkee awrm
Jack.
Oh, Jack – yu shur yure not a kitteh wif exsepshunal typing skils?
yay jack, anovver masterpeese!!
I dreemed I wuz eeting a hyooge marshmellow, but when I woke up – ARRGH!
*snerk*
i wonder if its the guy who ends up coughing up hairballs after inhaling his cat all morning. Cute, though….where’s the tail??
culd be a wite manx. romeow haz teh wite manxes, amung ovver kinds ob kittehs.
Nawt shur if itz a manx, or if teh tayl iz just curled arownd to kitteh’s rite side.
Ample make this bed.
Amply drape this head.
Drape this head with aww;
On it wait till brekfass coems,
Excellent and fair.
Be his nose so straight,
Be his hed so warm;
Let no sawft whyt kitteh floof
Interrupt his snor’n.
with apololgies to Emily Dickinson
*appolsawse applolsawse*
*sniff* dis pome maded me crai in “soffie’s choyse.” yor vursion iz happyer
heerz burfday fairy wif today’s big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!an today iz being teh burfday ob Iseeuwolfy, Hannabanana97, an Kubbie!1 an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up heer an let us kno!! today i haz bringd fudjy delishuns hommaed burfday caeks, iskreem in yor favrite flavrs, frooty party punch, an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm!! an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle “YMCA” wen tehy yoyo, liddle bitty kalyidoskopes taht make billyuns ob amazing dezins wen yoo luk in tehm!! kandeez (we still haz teh leftober valentine hart kandeez taht tayst liek skittles an starbursts
) an puffy bebbeh zombie stikkers wif googly eye(s) (sum ob tehms, wun ob teh eyes haz falld owt, bekawz tehy iz zombeez!!)! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
)
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(oh, btw, i haz sended owt a hunting party after teh trol taht wuz being snarky wif owr deer annipuss. tehr haz been a
major explosionslight aksident in teh restrooms at teh Wondermus Burfday Goodie Facktree an Trol Re-Edjumacayshun Center, an i iz in need ob noo kleening staffY……Y..Y……Y
.M….M….M….M
..C..C……C..C
…A!………..A!
ooo!
*takes a babbeh zombie stikker*
KEWL.
Mind meld kitteh
Is washin ur branes
taht kitteh kan wash my brayns any time!
N E wun want a puppeh? I noez dis izza kitteh luving grup. But eye juss gotted an e-meow frum a Mom frum teh wrastlin teem. Seemz a fren uff herz fowneded 6 blak lab mix puppehs inna middle uff teh rhode on Caturdai. Himz doant wanna tayke dem tu teh powned, but himz canna keep dem. Wii iz inn Maryland.
You should post this on LOLDOGS too.
Eye did. It matcheded upp wit teh loldogs picher purrfectlee.
ohai tribble!
dis is weerd.
I got an email just liek that a cuppla weeks ago, and posted it on the website of a my hiking club and lots of people sed they’d alreddy gotten that email, and thot it mite be a hoax. Which is teh PLEH to be hoaxing about stuff liek that, but u mite want to check wif teh Mom that sented teh email to make sure it iz reel.
Hmmm, I will, tankz. Dey eben sended a picher uff the puppehs.
Teh laydee dat eye gotted teh e-meow frum iz chekin it owt.
Fanks skwirrlgrrl
Eye went tu Snopes dot com, Critter Country, Crusader Habit and it was there.
Lukz lyke it wuz a Septemburr 2007 Craigslist posting. True but owld.
ohai tribble!
I tried to answer u last nite but my home pooter has a sik.
Isn’t that teh craziest thing?
Carl Sandburg kitteh has teh kyoot… Doesn’t look like he plans on movin’on soon though.
THE fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches 5
and then moves on.
Donut luk nao, butt (*snerk*) teh unplessant poster hoo piks awn Annipuss has *poof* dispereered form teh odder freds – an Tofu has posted a (unrelayted) commet. Ai fink teh Cheezes has mebbe blokkd tehm for nawt playin nyse! Huzzah!
I luv that about this plase!
Nasty littul trolls such as that always gets their comeuppanses!
I call for more lolcats inspired by poetry.
ther waz a yung kitteh frm London…
dat kitteh bii lik a mundayz, in yur fase an awl obber yuz
zzzzzmmmm eeehhh (blink, blink, rubs eyz) howcomes wen Ai wake up, mai mowf feelz awl furree?
because teh hoomin u was up all nite drinkin wif dint cut u off when he shud have kitteh!
Anyone else notice the vintage Nordique T-Shirt?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_Nordiques
Das de only way I’z will wear fur!
Ai lubs wai kitteh is so obbusslee crazee bout his hyumin – dat maekes dis a speshul picher fur me.
Kitteh: Ohai yu didnt need oxeegin or anyfing lyke dat, right?
Hoomin: Naw itz okay eye wuznt uzin mah fayce *ptooi*
Mah mommee’s kitteh Yoshi finks he’s still a wee baybee and snorgles under her chin inna mornin. Hez rly floofy an I heer her sumtimez “Yoshi! Ai lurves yoo but PLEH! Get outta mah fayce!” XD
Carl Sandburg refrence!!!!!!!
SPELLING FAIL EVERYWHERE !
I am shocked to see this picture uploaded here!!!! This is Mickey our beloved cat and my brother George. Mickey was always sleeping on someones neck and whenever he woke up he used to touch your nose with his little paws. Unfortunately someone mean stole him and we couldnt ginf me no more. Its been more than 2 years since that picture was taken and I am proud to see my cute cat over the internet.
I lik kitteahs!!!!!!!!!!! hole lawhts. thaysiz nyce
Sorree – dat wuz fur Kickstart. ^^^