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UNIMPRESSED If you want to thrill me, bring me an empty paper sack.
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Teh vyoo duz nuffin fur teh kitteh
annipuss duz it again! with teh terriblely terrifical twos tessa an tideemum an… >ah-HEM< *modest cough* me.
chocklat skwirll, N E wun?
An MEEE!!
An Ambercat! A gorjeeus six way TY! Wich meens we can awl go off to teh TY Boo Teek!!! Hoooray! Ai hazn’t bin there fur a looong taim!
anni’s ‘mayzin. I doen knows how uz do eet.
anni’s ‘mayzin. I doen knows how uz do eet.
congarats ,Annipuss
Yoo is tawp ob the braid.
Off to teh Tyboot eek aifinkso.
*grabs a paw and calls to awl the cheezfrenz..*
*We’re off to chooze a ty gift
a wunderful wuderful gift….La la la la la….
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hmmmm I choose a Stachoo ob the late lamented voating burger, an giv it to mai fren JCH5K for her mantlolpeece.
Hey!!
Yoo know waht??? Ai reelee doo hav a mantlepeece! An hao verree thottee ov yoo!
I thotted yoo wud like taht
Whut did yoo chooze?
Well, ai gotted fur YOO these prittee 22K golden eerings. See teh charming littlol kitteh fayces awn them?
Awwwwwwwwwwww {{{{{{{{JCH5K}}}}}}}}
Dem is teh moast beeyutimuss fings I ebber seed.
Fankyooo ♥
I nebber hurd the fynlol disposishun of Tidmums lawst Jade? earring from a few munths ago. I hopes that it turned up and if nawt I hopes teh loss is nawt so bad at this point.
Sadlee ai nebber fownd mah eering. Wuz a garnit wun
But, juss afor chrissmuss, I haaded teh moast wunnerful surprize
Jamamakitty had maded me a moast beeyootiful bracelit wiv garnit beeds
an silber an cleer sprklee beeeds.
I lubs it an I ware it lots an lots .
{{{{{Jamamkitty}}}}}}
Dat Jamamakitty!! She’z a sweetee!!
ai wants a bracelit tu! wear kin ai has wun?
is der a cheezpeep store?
Juss tiem 2 chooz sumfing den off 2 bed. Ai haz a tyred 2dai!
Schmoozes and snoozes to yoo Annipuss! A pritteh silk kitteh scarf purrrhaps?
Dat wud be lubblee!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
whut? u say tehre r chipmunks owt there?
Ar yew shure abowt teh chipmonk fing. Cos ai not gonna get up iffin iz no garanteed.
I hopes yew doan plan any harm to teh sweet, slyghtly stoopy, liddlol chippies. I has a chippy fren who clymbs up into my shirt pocket ware I keeps de sunflower seeds fer the various critters an she will trabel around the yard wif me until she has polished orf the seeds and den she clymbs down. Dis ob korse rilly limits muh use of shorts inna summer.l
Taht sounds awsum kyoot!
Noes, kitteh jist wontz to plae wib teh chippers. Taht’s it, plae wib tehm.
oh, yesh. purelee foar entertaynmint valyoo!
Oyis, enturtayning fore teh hoomanz, not teh kittehs, ob corse.
bordum; ai hazit
Don’t hab bordum! Hab sum lolz!
And a cheezburger
Putting da cheezburgur in da m t sak,k? thx.
Yesh. Savin it for Ron.
Later Ron
Hoo iz this Ron ov hoom yoo speek?
♪♪♪Dee Do Ron Ron Ron,
Dee Do Ron Ron.
Oh muh hart stood still.
Dee do Ron Ron Ron,
Dee Do Ron Ron.
Oh Him’z naem wuz Bill,
Dee do Ron Ron Ron,
Dee Do Ron Ron…..
♪♪♪
Oh, nemme mynd, Him’s naem wuz Bill, nawt Rom. My mistook, how embareassing… I yam going to hyde under de bed.
or a toe blur own!
Toe blur owns ar so yummee in yur tummee.
Ai seem to hav a cayse ov teh sillies tonite!
yezz tehy r! mmm gud!
I see yur case, adn raze u a barrel.
ooooooh! Yur bak!!
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Waht IZ taht awn yur bak! A bakpak full ov teh sillies!! Ai think they must be relayted to tribbles!
:snerk: u dew haz deh silleez! Wii drove tu McGeheez fur catfish…. is a rustic littlol old restrawnt owt in deh middlolz uv nowhere. Wif berry berry gud catfishes. nomnonom nom nom nomnom nom nomnomnom!!!!!!!!
Cat fishes.
Yoo ate CAT fishes???
ur em fassis b on deh rong sillolablol: i ated cat fishes.
LOL!! Yur rite! Sorree! Mai sillie!
Climb EBBREEE Maountain. . .
Ford ebberee streem!
Folloe ebree RAIN BOE
TILL YOOOOOO FIIIIND YOOOOORE DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!
Yodelllaaaaahhhhaaaahheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liddle ole laydeee hoooooo!
gud wun >snerk<
We shur nawt seed da Laonlee gotehurd in a wilez. wair she bin?
Ai think she’s ohai awn taht hill! Oar purrhaps sum nip??
Ah iz wunderin whur iz Heidi Kittei’s braydes?
wut? where went mai postin?? ai has a confused… again…
wp being a PITA
Yoowas nawt there then yoo wuz O.o
Weeeeerd.
dis pooter be having a funny… postings show up alow an’ ai nawt gud wit teh pooter N E way, soz ai iz nawt sure but aifinks der bee a tie?
elebunf commint!!!oh yea! lol
i dont get dis wun, i gess dat kittehs laik emptee paper saks…
OMCC _linin_ !! Moast kittehs LURVE teh MT paypurrrrrrrr saks! ‘)
Dey aslo leik teh rings frum teh milk jugs.
Um, ai nawt meening tu be rood, linin, but… ai gessing yu nawt haz spent much tiem wif kittehs, mebbe?
Mien will trai tu skweez intu teeny papur bags, oar eben hide undur newspapur if no bag abailabul. Wun uv tehir fabritist toys in awl teh whirrld iz a hyooj pappur bag fur putting leefs in when yu raking teh yard… ai cuts a flap inna bottom an lay it down, an teh kittehs haz teh owrs an owrs an OWRS uv fun maeking noyse an amushing eech uvver an awlso hyoomin ankuls. Papur bags fur moast kittehs be… be… be… well, moar fun tehn a beautimus mowntin view.
Wen we cums hoam frum teh grocery store, teh kittehs run up to do a “bag check.” TJ habs to climb inside awl of dem and gets hair eberyware.
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The peeps in the store muss fink I’z crazy wen I hab dem load mah groceries into cat hair cubbered bags. Oh well, can’t stop teh bag checks.
oh, neber maind, twelf commint!
Bring me gushifuds, a noo catnip toy, an a emptee box.
I tried to bring yoo a pic ob Hazelbelleh oozing awn teh eebil stares.
But the LoL bilder is poorly.It keeps showin me DrTinyCat an sayin teh servers are sick.
I will keep tryin.
An BTW, I snorgulled it for yoo
{{{{[TM}}}}}}Sumtiemz yu can goze tu sumwun els’ paje nd den bak tu yur own wen dr tc be dere.
I can get to mai page, but wen I try an upload moar pics DrTinycat is beein paged.
Well, at leest yoo know hao to upolad teh pikchoors!
Fanks, Tidmum.
How iz Hazel feeline latelee? Iz hur skabbees awl heeled up now?
Did hur foargib u foar takin away hur chare?
Heh!
She is awl heeled at teh momunt.
We fownded owt whut teh scabblies be caused by tho….
Mites in dry cat fud
an Howse dust mites
So. No sleepin awn the beds or in the bedrumes, aawl stuff warshed awn hothothot. Own peece ob blankie. Hooberhooberhoober lebentee times a day.Damp dustin an spray wiv sum stuff for teh dust mites.
An Gushi fud diet only
She r nawt amuzed.
We can has a tantrum an roll arown an point to mouf an tellin ebreewun taht her Mummeh bee eebil an meen an is starbin her to deff!!!
and dis costed me hunnerds ob munnies an umpteen blud tests an injecshuns whot maded her F.A.T. *shsssh* I tell her she is floofy boned
All for an allergy taht is gonna be lifelong an impossible to prevent.
But I will do whut I can for her, cuz she mai Bebbeh an I lubs her
Ov CORSE yoo luvs hur! But – she duzzn’t laik teh gushy fuds?
An hao doo mites get into teh dry cat fud?
An – doo yoo think it wud bee pawssibul to mikro wave teh dry fud she laiks? Enuf to kill teh mites??
V.E.T sed taht I shood aboid dry fuds wher possible.If she has to have it, then I must only bai teh teenytinee samplol size pouches an put watter awn it to damp teh dust down.
I spekt teh mites get in teh fud during manyoofacturing.
Is horrid to fink abowt reeely.
But, it is VERY RARE for kittehs to be affectid bai tehm.
I juss has teh awkward kitteh taht is lergik. an gets fat frum steroids an cant have teh tablits that helped her coz they gibbed her eesoffigitus.
*sigh*
An dustmites, well. Ebree howse has tehm. Juss gotta keep awn top ob teh cleenin. She is HIGHLY lergik to tehm liddle boogers.
So. She gots to spend more time owtside an les time oozin awn the carpits
Oh hao ai wud luv to see hur ooooozing awn teh car pit!!
Wen I can get tehm uploaded, i will put sum awn mai profile.
Der is sum awn there ob her belleh..go an see
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1306748
Dis her at teh top ob teh eebil stares.
if yoo look, yoo can see her pet stwing unnder the *floof*
Plz tu give deh poor suffring beestee a snorglol frum her antee mj. Telling hur I noze how hur mummy treetz hur badly adn makez hur tu mizzablol adn nobuddy lubz hur and she livez a sad, misunnerstood life.
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:Snerklol:
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I tried tu keep a strate fais. but i failed.
I will tell her tihs.
I keep laffin at her performunces.
She wud win awards Ifinkso
But rite nao *shsshh*..*wispers*…she’s rather ungrayshusslee climbed in her fave cardbordbox whut I have lined wiv a speshull floofie Vetbed blankie .
I am gettin teh Hairy eyeball frum her. Iz laffin
poor Hazel! {{{Tidmum and Hazel}}} nawt tew sleep awn teh bed nemore?
but her iz still a luckee kitteh cuz yew lubs her and taykes gud care uf her!
Silleh kitteh, nawt reelyze hao lukkeh her is tu haz yu tu lub her an du awl teh eggstra wurk foar keeping her saef!
{{{{{tidmum}}}}} {{{{{Hazel-teh-oh-so-aboosed}}}}}
*maeks mentul noat tu ask teechurs abowt mites in pet fuds*
Tidmum – I hab neber herd ov such a fing wif teh kittehs!
Dat iz awful! Dust mites r eberyware. I can’t imagine HAVING to try to keep dem at a minimum. I try to keeps mah howse cleen, butts, the pressure of keeping it cleen enuff to keep mah bebehs healfy? Oh my!
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Duz u hab to gets rid ov teh carpets? Oh, mah howse is lukin durtier and durtier, juss finking bout it.
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Schmoos to u and Hazel.
{{{{{Hazel and Tidmum}}}}}
Ize neer da top dis tyme! yay Jack!
dat adn a cheezburger…
noms. needz noms NAOW.
I haz a bored
Ohai, 2_k!
How u feelin?
bettah still has deh cold but no fevers
and don’t has a sore throat
I love this kittehs eyes!!
wt???????? ive seen dis pic erlEer on icanhascheezburger 2!! ??idgi…??
awwwz. da kitteh iz sew kutz.
I are purtectur of nature…hear me roar!
Strypee Kitteh knoez
t3h skoar. Seenerree iz nyss,
but Paypurr Sakkz ROOL!!!
Paypurr Sakkz canz haz
beeg oars liddill. T3h Majjikk
iz in t3h Paypurr!
Paypurr Sakkz can haz
noyzee andz smoooooth dat feelz so
nyss awn Kitteh’z furr
Paypurr Sakkz can haz
rijjidd oars prittee. Duzzn’t
matturrz 2 Kitteh
Jack.
*UK runs intew ruum, jumps up awn teh chayrs and down agin, runsrunsruns arownd ruum, ends up in middlol uf ruum chaysing her stripey tayl*
ai haz a HAPPYTAYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai gotted a fone cawl tewdai, owt uf teh BLOO…….it wuz wun uf mai bestest frens frum ohaiskool!!! ai habn’t seed her or heerd frum herin ELEBENTY yeers!! after ohai skool ai wented tew kollej, her wented in teh Army, wii lawst touch – ai moved awai frum mai hometown and she moved bakk dere, her happened tew bump intew mai brudder and he gave her mai fone number! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY…………………………………………..
YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Dats wunnersum gnus
Woot!! woot!!!! wut funz!!
Taht IZZZZZZZ reelee gud noos! Finding loasted awld frenz is just teh BEST!!!
Funnee! Ai haz a ponder. Heer we awl ar – thousandz ov myols apart – an yet it iz awlmoast az if we were sumwhere together. Ai know this happens awl teh taim, but it just struk me. . .awl thoz myolz. . .
♫♪
I can see fir milez adn milez…..
OOOOOO! Teh HOOOOOO!
Ok! Aill stop nao! Ai cant eben stand maiself wehn ai get laik this!!
♫♪
Hoo?
Hoo?
Hoo?
Hoo rote deh buk uv luv???
Ummmmm ai dont know! Hoo??
HA!!! Teh Monotones! (google iz mai frend!)
Butt – cweenmj! Hao doo yoo know taht? Ai finkso yoo ar way too jung!
I b older than mai yrz.
♫♪
Chapter wun sez u lub hur
U lub hur wif awl ur hart
♫♪♫♪
Chapter tew u tell hur
U neber, neber, neber, neber eber wanna part
♫♪
In chapter free remember
Deh meening uv row manze
♫♪
In Chapter for u brake up
But u gib hur juss wun moar chanse
♫♪
Oh I wunder wunder hoo, be-doooo hoo
Hooo rote deh buk uv lubz
♫♪
Baby, baby, baby
I lubz u yesh I dew
Well it sez so in dis bbuk uv luv
Owerz iz deh wun datz truu
♫♪
Oh I wunder wunder hooo, be-doooo hoo
Hoo rote deh buk uv luv??
yesh, iz funny – iz liek rhsb sayd teh otter dai onna lol abowt cheezpeeps – “They have offered support when people I can actually touch didn’t”.
ai wuz more eggsited tew tell teh cheezpeeps abowt mai fren than ai wuz mai hubbeh, he had no reacshun, and Plasticat didn’t rillee either – but ai noo teh cheezpeeps wuld be happytayl fer mii!! {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}
YAY!!! An – nawt taht yoo shud bee sad – but – wai ar yoo so happytayle??? Gud Nooz???
kan’t sit still – must….find….sumfing…..tew….chayse….. *luuks arownd teh ruum…*
Shinez lazor on wall…… on seeling….. down wall ….. akross floor….. ontu deh tablol….
*jumps up wall…..toward ceeling….fawls awn floor…runs akross floor….jumps up awn tablol….
*jumpz throo wall, hitz seeling, braekz othur wall, fawlz throo teh floor, traiez tew git bakk upp, fayullz*
uhhh…a littlol halp heer plz?
*helps littlol Draconic Kitteh up*
Sumtaims beeing a dragon iz tuff, izn’t it?
sees Draconic Kitteh and pownces awn him…..
rawr……thou darest pounce upon me?
hmph…..*pownses bakk*
yah…..beyink a dragon iz nawt az it wud seem….’speshuallee wen yoo nawt has wings…..fankyoo, bai teh wai…
Hey srry i deleted u
Wut u meen???
Well i didnt delet her my sis did but she littel she didnt know!
*frum fffffaaaaarrrrr awai* Halp!!! pweez undelete mii!! ai wanna come BBBBAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps throo teh inntoobs wif a kwikness*
*leevez trail ov crumms to find teh way bak*
*taeks uniquekitty bai teh paw an PULLLLLLLSSS her thrrooo*
Terhe! Yur bak. An undeleeted! but ai hoep delited???
whew!! {{{{{JCH?K}}}}} Fank yew!!! yesh, delited!! *happytayl, happytayl* ai wuld dance if ai kuld, mai tew left feets let mii show yew them!!
oo luk crums! *noms crums az walks thru intertoobs*
I will undlete u rite nao!
There u get itz?
yesh ai did – wii are frens agin!!
Plasticat!! come bakkkk!
ooh! crumms! *walkz throo teh intertoobs, nomming teh crumms*
Is that Lauterbrunnen?? I’ve been there! WEE!
Hay frenz!
I has an impressed. I gots moast of my lawndree dun 2day, INCLOODIN TEH SHEETS! I kin has sleep in cleen bed tonite!
AND…..I fownded part of my floor!
My recent-slovenly ways, let me nawt show u dem.
Fin ding teh floar iz awl gud!!!
Ohai, Janet!
Yesh, finding at leest part of teh floor is a gud fing.
Alsew, I figgered how to skoot my cedar chest down a liddlol bit – sit onna floor an push wif legs!
Yu finded teh floor? Ai haz a jellus!!!
An a prowd uv yu fur getting fings dun!
As in “Flore??? Waht iz this thing ov wich yoo speek?”
Mah floor and I dun’t speek very much
Flore bees wear u stores yore spare ketteh floof, bee 4 using it to bee making de dust bunnees, or de dust tumbleweeds.
ai dew beleeb ai yewst tu hab a floar heer sumwerz…
Naow, ifyu wantz tu ficksmi taht koww in teh bakgraownd, THEN wi’ll tok.
My God, that’s beautiful…
Ohai kafleen! ai cee donkeez haz moar impressed foar teh pritty syts tahn the kittehs! butt ai majin taht u haz teh hard tym gittin intu the paypurr bagz, thow…
Crumple crumple crumple.
Crumple crumple.
Crumple.
Another bag sent to paper heaven.
Alpes kitteh FTW
yore words. i lubs dem.
dey makez mee happeee.
Photography win.
Where was this picture taken? This is truly beautiful. Please tell me where it is
I feel like that alot! The picture is truly beautiful
ya i agree. .where did you take this picture? it is awsome
I want to know also!
IMO furries.
this isnt funny only the thought of it is
i ♥ lolcats
mogmomogmog looks like Edoras in lord of the rings! wif da mountains and all!
where was this picture taken?