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Tihs goes on teh menu at NOM, aifinkso!
How can Ai applai to cooking at NOM? Wud Ai get to eeting mai mistaykes?
I wanna halp at teh NOM, but I gots no tallints.
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Wayle, nun dat kin be applyed inna restaurant.
Sins wen du rest rawr nats hab need foar talent? Ebrywun noes dat wen yu put in teh order, they send out. Dat’s wy it tayks so long.
nawt sew at NOM! ownly da best fresh maed! RHSB u cin b a hostess if u like…
Oh Hai PrincessMu!! West River Rat askinged mii tu give dis tu u fer Valenitnez Day…
Wuld U gib Princess Mu herz prezzie if U seez hur?
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*handz cweenmj teh green bag *
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Iz teh speshul kukking pawts fur teh NOM cafe. Dem duz teh sturrings foar hurz so she can nawt haz a buzzee when hur wantz teh break.
AWWWW! Fank yew Cween fur deliburing dis and fank yew WWR! they are turiffik!
Maus, I has bin finking ov Mains an deserts. I fink a simple six ounce fillet wiff garlic mashed taturs and greens awnna side will be a winner and a shashimi asortment tew. Fur deserts I fink A creem broolay is a must alawng wiff assorted fresh fuit and cheese tray. Ov course, we must has a choclit lava caek and an asortment of sorbets.
Wut dew yew fink?
I forgot to tell you what I thought of, ’cause you wuz sick. I already have filet on the menu, and will add sashimi. And the cake, brulee and sorbets are already there! GMTA!
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Here’s what I have so far. Let me know what you think:
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Main Courses
* Shrimp Creole
* Shrimp Scampi
* Maryland Crab Cakes
* Fish ‘n’ Chips
* Fo’ Real Fried Chicken
* Boneless Rib-eye Steak, Au Poivre or Diane Sauce
* Assorted Sashimi
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Desserts
* Cakes of the Day
* Chocolate-dipped Strawberries
* Assorted fruit and cheese tray
* Vanilla Creme Brulee with mixed berries
* House-made Ice Creams and Sorbets (assorted flavors)
Purrrfectoe! and that leaves room fur the daily specials. I can already taste our grate sucess!
ai soree, buts I usualee maek it a poynt to not eet
sasheemee at nomming playse that haz “Fo’ Real Fried Chicken”
Iz not, u, iz me. iz weerd thing i got
i sees ur point, but i fink in the case ov NOM. u cin trust it, because we am hitting awlla da hi pionts of NOms, tew apeal tew everywun.
Silly kwestion, is der a rib eye dat axually has a bone? Is calling it boneless jest Marketing – akawse dey come dat way ennyhows? Wut about us chunkers who wanna eat lyte, I fink yo could add an “Et Tu Brute Cesear Salad”
A “Rib-eye” is a steak cut from the same meat as a Prime Rib roast. It can has a bone innit, or teh bone can be cut off. There a bit less fat on the boneless cut.
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Caesar Salad (wif opshunal fried chix or sauteed shrimps) will be onna menu. Come to The Grand Opening on Wednesday wehre you can see the hole menu!
Oha! Dere yoo are, Maus! Bemember hao yoo tolded me to has a gud trip last weekend? Waol, ai shirlee did! Naoe yoo has to send me elebenty chonklitt martoonies adn lots ob sordid chonklitts!
DK aka “Gimpy”
that’s RITE!! He did say that!
*cue eerie musicks*
Itsa cowinkydink, I tells ya! I iz innoscent!
♫ doo doo doodoo ♫
♫ doo doo doodoo ♫
hm… a cowinkydink, or a coskwinkydink?
hmmm…..ai doan kno bout a bone. Az lawng az it duzzent ackshullee have a EYE
ah’ll orderz it!
Oh Oh Oh an praps we could hab Torquemadah Lamb (lamb on de rack)?d
ai confess, taht mite bee gud!
But only if you’re sitting in The Comfy Chair…
What about teh halibut, coated wif pesto and crusted with chopped nuts, and tehn roasted?
Or grilled wif a liddle key lime infused oil and served wif mango salsa? Or is mango salsa passe dese daze?
Mango salsa is a little bit “last week”, but it still has it’s place. We plan to have a short-ish menu lotsa specials.
Akshully, Iz glad to heer dat, cuz I gotted tyred of it. But grilled halibut…
and dungeness crab is always gud.
I SOOOOOO want this playse to eggist IRL. Can yu and MU PLEEEEZ kwit yur day jawbs to open this?
Oh — and amung teh bazillyun jawbs i haz had, Iz been a baker. I can bayke skones and ovver delktamables fur ohai tea?
ur hired!. i sew wish we could has dis n r l tew!
send investment porfoilos tew PO box eleventy Island of MU
Butt (hee hee!) what about vegetablarians? NOM needs some begetable-based mains, too. Howzabout grilled yeggplantz wrapped aroun’ grated fontina cheese, garlic, and spinach? Baykee tofoo mari… marry… soaked in olive oilz, hossradish, and ginger, topped wif dry-roasted pinto beans? Carrot sooflay wiv mornay sauss?
OMG!!! dat is sew a special!!!!
i vote for ToFudiburgr, maed frum da freshest toFudibeest abailable, annomwheres.
*traces circles in dust – um, snow – wif toe, lukking up from under demurely lowered ailashes
*delicately cleers froat (hem, hem)
Tofudiburgrs in wot stile, sweetpea? Chinese (with 5 spice and uther nommable add-ins)? Giapponese (wif toasted sea begetabulls and wasabi)? A la Provencal (wif lavender and rosemary)? Italian (wif lots nad lotz ub garlics, roast tomatoes, etc)?
Ai lubs to cooking. And eating. Specially eating!
teh anser is(F)- all 0 da above!
Skewz mii, Maus…. I put dis up heer so everbuddee kan seeing it…. I will awlso b posting it on deh Cryer…. I got dis rum Brightspot an hour ago…
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I just got a call from KCT’s sister-in-law. Apparently she’s had a stroke. I don’t know if it was the day of the surgery and that’s the reason she’s been having memory problems, or if she had one yesterday or this morning. I’ll let you know what else I find out.
And dis b a haff ower ago:
Update: The stroke was Monday night or Tuesday morning. KCT’s brother visited her Monday night after the surgery, and she was fine. Tuesday when I saw her, she was having the memory problems I told you about, and apparently she’s been going downhill since then. She’s having trouble following instructions, so the doctors haven’t been able to complete all of their tests. She is still aware of her problems and is scared and even panicking at times. Please continue to pray for her (if that’s your inclination).
Brightspot
Oh noes!
Will keep KCT in my thots an purrayurs.
Fank u mai cween for the update. Is a sad time for cheezpeeps, so many ill and borked and in trubblol. Ai has a heavy hart.
Oh dear. Thanks, Cweenmj, for keeping us informed. Prayers to KCT and her family.
{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}} Prayerrs an gud thots fur owr frend KCT.
O NOZE O NOZE O NOZE!!!! Sendin beams beams beams tew KCT!!
That’s OK, MJ. The health of our friends here is much more important. I hope it was a “minor” stroke and wish KCT a quick recovery.
cweenmj! Thsi iz so verree sad! Can yoo pleez rite to Brightspot an hav hur tell KCT we ar awl beeming teh heeling thots to hur as hard as we can!
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Mine ar awn HAI!!
***BEEMS AWN***
Don’t furgit u kin sending deh emayoz tu brightspotkcmo@gmail.com adn she will printing dem owt and taking dem tu KCT in deh horse pistlol. viziblol sinez uv lub haz much heeling powerz!!! {{{{KCT}}} }}
Fankke for passing on teh emeow address.
Fankee, brightspot, for acting as ambassador to KCT for us all.
{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}
the heartlight is on high for you.
*fangs for teh reminder*
scampers off to send emailz
O Noes! Poor KCT! Ai be sending mai prayers an healing thots an strength beems to KCT an hers fambly. {{{{{KCT}}}}} {{{{{KCT”S fambly an fwends}}}}}
Sending healing thots to KCT
Hope she feels like herself soon
Oh no!
*runs awf tu send an emeow fur KCT*
*trais tu think uv sumfing to say beyond “we lubs yu, plz tu get better an come back!”*
*desydes that be teh most importint bit, an hits send*
{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}
Plz tu be getting better!!!! Beems are awn in Untaryo!!!
*turnz heeling beems awn hai adn poynts tehm at KCMO tu halp KCT git bedderer reely soon*
{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}} I will think healing an hopeful thoughts for KCT!!
O noes! {{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}
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Menny prayers goin her way. Hope all turns out well.
**runs up to Maus**
BOOP!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
**foargets sumfin, runs bak**
Likliklik hed.
**runsawayagin**
Hey!
*Scampers after Red and catches her*
BOOP!
*tips bag ob catnip on Maus*
*runs up*
*steels catnip*
steeling steeling steeling
*runs away*
*braids special kats maine wiff onyx an dimonds*
lub ur abitar!
Ohai SpeshulKat! Forgib mii, butt ai donut fink ai bemember seeing yoo heer befoar? Maybe is just taht yoo hab a byootimus
gnuzebra abatar?Ennewai, pleezed to meetcha!
very nommable wif whait waines…
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btween rock and hard place…
he can’t catch me!
I can haz garlik budder?
lawngest sneek attak eber!
Kitteh shud cun owt uv hims shell
**whispurrs**
I finkso I see liddlol bitteh kitteh foot stikkin owt teh bak.
Dare me to tap awn it?
Goe awn, ai dares yu!!! * Red taps teh foot an kitteh launches strait up intoe teh air* Jus great!!! Naow haow du wee getz him daown off teh roof???
U dared me. U get him offa teh roof!
*Goes to the kitchen*
*Runs the electric can opener*
*Maus dissapeers unner a tidal waive ov kittehs dat come chargin intoe teh kitchen!!!*
Yoo ar so amazing Maus! Yoo awlwaiz know just waht to do!
BOOPs! Red awn teh noze an runsawaiwivakwikness
I’b a better plan. *sneeks up wib febber dusturs adn a recording ob a hooge goggie*
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*touches kitteh’s feet web dusters adn plays goggie sound at 11 on teh scayl*
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*kitteh jumps ober teh moon*
oops. *blushes*
Doan wurry, happins in teh best ov famblees!!! Blaime it awn Weerd Pretzel!!!
doan wurrie dere melissa! sumtymes wen u inkludes a linkee in ur commint WP noms awn it few a wile afore it shews up. aifinkso weeve awl been fooled inno dewin multyple poastins taht awl shew up ata layter tyme!
iz ok… funni lolz, eben better shared… ai share mai lols wif you 2.. {{{{HUGGLES}}}}}
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2489374
I nvr gits nawt sekund
Dere dere, doan cwy! Join teh club, wee haz cookies!!! O, an tee-shurts!
ai cahn joyne club tew? ai brot shinee badgez taht sai Neber Nawt Sekond Platoonz in fancee letterz
Kewl!!! Yu kan bee teh spokes-kitteh an bee in charg ov handin owt teh shinee badges *wispurrs- jes bee karful a certain burgalee type dusnt yoink teh lawt*
Handz owt shinee badges wif speshul anti-yoink purrteckshun.
Ai haz bean nawt sekond awn teh goggie site, butt (hee!) taht iz mush eesier. fer sum reesun teh poor goggiez doan git teh luv taht teh kittehs dew.
You ARE nawt sekund, Nathen.
An I finks to mahself: whut a wunderfel whorl…
*headdesk*
ROFL!!! Gud wun Duffy!!!
FTW!
Stawllkurr Kitteh moobz
verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrehhhhhh slllllllllllloawleeeee 2 getz cloass
andz capcherr himz pray
Sllllllllllllllloawleeeeeeeeee Kitteh turnz.
Intch bye intch. Step bye step. Getz
2 Nyagggggruhh Fawllz!
Stawllkurr Kitteh mayz
taykz lawwwwwwwng tyme, butz moobz kwikklee
2 playz wiffz himz fud!
Jack.
Nyagruh Fawls!?!?!
**floofy paws clappin foar Jack**
W00t *clappity* Hai Jack!
Hijackt?! Nawt dis ship!
Groucho, Harpo, Chicho, Zeppo ref! FTW!
Three Stooges, aifinkso…
an Abbbott & Catstello (but ‘susquehana hat shop’ not nyaggery falls)
Dat wuz my initial hit, but teh huzbin convinced me uvverwize…
Aye wundur waht kitteh krazys luk liek fur snail kitteh?
by guiz, awf tew Dokkturtinycat. Gulp *skweezes JCH?K’s nda 4.5′s paws* Ai haets agliophobia…….
*Grabz WP nda shaeks* Yoo Yoo Yoo! *pawzes den shaeks harder*
*patz Plasticat jentlee awn teh showlder*
get bedderer soon!
WEIRDPRETZEL! *fros fings at WP*
And I no giv u time to get away, neither!
..’Cept maybe a few hours…
tahts rite chummie, u bedder run….er…… stroll awai!
Es-CAT-go…teh wurlds slooowwwest fud…
Brought to you by your Department of Redundancy Department…
Melissa, Melissa, u gots so much tu say! ai wil hav a luk at yur lynks asap!!!
Ownli du soe in teh nawty barn tho.
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*clapz floofypaw fur Maus*
???wut iz dat spost to meen?