Een old contree, we no haz cheezburgerz.
picture: Kettukusu, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: macdonaldc
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous After I was neutered, | snail kitteh skalks u… Next »
Een old contree
» 174 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
maryqos32 on How I See Myself vs. How Other… Cholius on How I See Myself vs. How Other… Karen on How I See Myself vs. How Other… Janet Ast on My parents did it gumbiekat on How I See Myself vs. How Other… annipuss on How I See Myself vs. How Other… ShadowSkyX on Challenge Accepted purrmonster on How I See Myself vs. How Other… gumbiekat on Challenge Accepted Cholius on How I See Myself vs. How Other… catena on How I See Myself vs. How Other… Nennepus on Challenge Accepted Cat Skyfire on How I See Myself vs. How Other… D-R on VIDEO: Nylah Sleeps Every… sylvia on Downton Tabby 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Cyoot Puppeh ob teh Day: Dis Mine Nao!
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Wait Just a Second...
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Self-Packing Cat
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Hear Us Roar!
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
VIDEO: The Declaration of Corgipendence
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
A True Bonding Experience
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Yeah, Just Like That
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
That Must Have Been Very Hard For You
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Every Grammy Award Winning Album of the Year!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Squirrel Sweater Model Totally Looks Like Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Eiffel Tower Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
What's the Filling?
those were colorful times!
that cat looks so much like Remy!
*giglol* Yu shur Remy nawt hav fings in his past him nawt towld yu abowt?
how is ur Remy, Valesa?? doin ok?
Remy’s doing well, full of life! He visited his grandparents over the weekend and my parents hadn’t seen him since way before the accident. He was cute! They love him and couldn’t belive how well he’s doing on two legs.
Congaratz ebbrybuddy! Multipul ty! Wot yoo wantz frum tybooteek??
nyquil, a blankee and pillow plz!
‘chooo!
Aw, yu iz sik, Valesa?
*runs awf tu maek the ginormus pot uv chikkin soop*
Warm blankeez coming up! *wrapz valesa inna blankit*
mmmm much better! wish i was home in bed!
Here, Valesa, I offers you hawt tea wif a genermous slug ov Canton Ginger liqueur innit. Yu will feel bedder FAST!
omg…ai saw “genermous slug as”
ginormous slug, as in slug frum teh gardin
ewwwwwww
lol
U haz kold awr flu? Ib so, I kan maek prawpurr Tom Yum Soop fur U.
Oh, yes, Tom um soup is teh win! for curing repsiratory, and for tastee.
yeahs dere like a “RAINBOW”!
…butt (ai sed “butt”, hee hee!) yu hadz a sad thair. ‘Kawz uv noe cheezburgers.
Babooshka…
juss lyke gramma yused to wear
juss borscht
Purrnownsed blech!
Eww.
Teh thot uv kitteh eetin borscht is definitlee blech.
Teh thort uv enniwun eetin it is blech 2 me!
Y? Iz gud soop!
{{{woodchuck}}} I hazn’t seeinged u in a lot uv wylez!!!
Up fur sum awld fashuned belleh slyding??? Hoo needs a sled!
hahaha. there you are again annipuss.
i think you need to reasses your lifestyle
Wye, Ai aer retyred an slitely disabulled so can’t do berry mutch, `sept sit arownd.
hey, anni, less go belly sliding in syberspase! ai laiks teh ideea!
*slides away frum snide remarks*
ppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhlllllllllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttt!
sea kelp, stu
We just had teh dunplings. . .
we didn’t has heat indoors
an we had to go outdoorz to use deh litter box
and no gooshie fuds
and toona onlee fur catmas
uphill, bofe wais?
In de sno, wif no shoos.
…while pullin our younger sibling awn a sled….
der mus ben a reel fite fur da littrboks wen u aribed *shudder*
Ohai siobhan!!! Lawng thyme noe see!!!
ohai africat {{{africat}}}
yesh… aiz pretteh… no… scratch dat out, is nawt pritteh, aiz ugleh bizzeh sinz a fiew munfs.
but aiz lurkin here adn enjoin awl ob da cheezfrens wunnermos commints adn picshurs. keeps littlol ole me goin
{{{Siobhan}}}
Dere b a lot uv dat RLS going rownd.
oh mai… a bez onord by da cween!
{{{cweenmj}}}
We hadda haz owr burgurs wifowt cheez!
An we hadda catch teh cow owrself, an maek teh hole fing bai hand!
In the snow… uphill… both ways…
Eben when dere wuz no snou!
wii hadda stomp teh matos inna vat tew maik hour own cassup!
Bearfut!
Inna snow! Bofe wayz!
Cheezpeeps! Cheezpeeps!!
At this point I was laffin so hard ai neerly pees mai pants
an finks ai nebber stawp!!
Inna snow!
Bofe wayz!
den we had to maek da breads wit our own paws… phhht… u n ur fancie burgekings… to eazie.. not liek home in muther russia..
an teh pikkles! Oy sonnie, doan git meh started awn teh pikkles!
wut about the picklols?
We had 2 pikk dem frum teh bushis
teh pikkle bush thornz! O teh pikkle bush thornz!!!
We had 2 pull dem owt wiv owr teef
an den put dem in da vinagerz… oh da vinagerz! Iz bery different frum da vinagerz dat u haff nowadaiz..
teh vinagerz wii had tew uze tehn wud attak u iffen u eben luuked at eet crosseyed! nawt lyke teh taim vinagerz deze daze!
Adn teh dill! Teh wylde dill bushes!!
Itz Madame Zorba’s old mama!
Insted uv telling deh fuchure, she tellingz u teh past!!!
dats how tehy duz it in Russia!
In ols countree, evrifing wuz simpler…
U yungsteers doan kno haow eesie u haz it!
wif ur hi-podz an ur rok musik. An git awf mai lawwwn!
Cat in teh hat mawmee, Cat in teh Scarf, tells stories of befor there were hats.
In the olden days, when we had to watch TV by candlelight…
and GET UP to change the channels…
and only 3 channels
Yu had 3 channels? Yu waz lukkee!
I akshullee ree member wen wii onlee had wun channlol… no need tu get up tu change channelz…. ok, I feel berry old now…. *hangz hed*
Doan’t wurree, mai Cween – Ai member wen dere wuz NO TB atawl!
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Yu nawt owld!!!! Yu iz just eggzaktlee teh ryte aje fur sumwun bornded awn yur birfday!
ai kin remememberz wen der wuz NOE tee vee at awl (wal, in Mumbai dat wuz 1972).
Yes, and it stawped broadcasting at midnite. They played teh “Star Spangled Banner” and den the screen went black until ness day.
In the snow… uphill… both ways…
….and we walked to skool up hill,both ways.
tehre wuz a hunnerd an feefty uv uz livin inna small shoobaux inna middlol uv teh road!
An we hadda get up an go tu wurk tu owrs befoar we wented tu bed!
tahts wun uv mai fav python bitz!
Mine tu!
Ryte up tehre wif teh parrot, teh spanish inkwizishun, an moast uv teh holee grail
don’t furrget confuse-a-cat!
We cud be heer awl day listing teh most funniest python fings… tehre just being so menny!
Ohwait, ai nawt spost tu be heer, ai spost tu be duing teh hoamwurks an
studying fur teh tests awn Wed an Fursday *sigh*
{{{{{{booklion}}}}}}
*scampurrs bak tu books*
mine two, bf473, an ai had furgotten about it till teh mention ob it teh obber dai!
an we hadda lick teh rowd kleen wif owr tungs..
Shhhhh, peeps will fink awl teh cheezpeeps are 80+ teh way u’ve bin comminting!
Oar dat we `member ower grannie’s storeez!
oh noes, ah yungon iz in our midsts… wit hiz hiphops n hipods…
No,No we’re just repete in what ar pairents told us.
Ah, dat be ok, then. No worries!
In Soviet Russia the Kitteh duz nawt scharf, teh scharf does the kitteh.
Is tuday Catz Wif Headgear Day in ICHC?? furst a pink wig, now a babushka, wut neggst?
luuks lyke kitteh bean shreddin awn taht skarf trine tew git rid uv it
Maeking dekrativ frinj
{{{{{{{Prysma-kitteh}}}}}}} HI PRYSMA KITTEH!!! haow are yu dis moarnin?
Oh yesh, ai allmos foargot bf473!! sorree!! heer yu go {{{{{{{bf473}}}}}}} Haow are yu as well?
Ohai, linin.
{{{{{linin}}}}} Ai iz gud, but grumblee cause uv hoamwurks insted uv playing wif teh cheezfrenz. Hao iz yu?
Ohai!! Fanks, ai be gud. Ai haz mai frends ober lass nyte at mai hows foar a sleepober but nao ai’m tyred!! fanks foar teh hug i need it! ai has to studdee tu, so ai be alittle mad, but heer ai am on cheezland. lol
Ohai {{{linin}}} ai haz a crankee cuz iz moandai, nawt a hollidai fer meh sew ai gotta goe tu wurk this affernuun *powts*
Sigh.ai hate moandais.Luckely i has a day offs
Yay fer teh dai awf!
Ai shuddent complayne, ober teh pas monff neerly 50 peeps haz bean layed awf at mai jawb plaice. Ai iz lukky tew stil haz a jawb butt tehy haz lef uz sew short handed taht iz nawt enuff peeps fer teh wurks! Sew dey sayin, u goe dew taht wat u neber dun afore an u goe dew taht wat u onlee dun onct. Den dey yellin at uz cuz wii gittin beehind, wich ai doan see az reelie hour fawlts! YYYAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!! iz teh frustratin!
wow, yur bery smart, yesh indeed. mai mommee got layd awf at her jawb plaice, but she awlmoast gotz a gnu jawb. ai hav day offs tuday at skewl! yayness, sorree foar u tho.
but fanks foar teh hugs
wel, unforshoonatelee it duzzent hav aneefing tew dew wif bean smart, dose uv uz lef jus haz teh seenority ober those taht iz owt. Sum peeps iz lef taht iz ded wayte (nawt mee, at leas ai hoap nawt) wile sum reely gud wurkers iz gawn. Duzzent seem fayre but ai doan kno haow elze tehy cud goe bout it. Cahnt bee lef up tew favoritism, taht wuddnt bee rite eivver.
Iz bery skarree tyme, ebreware layin awf sew ware peeps spose tew luuk fer jawbs??
Ai wish bery gud luk tew ur mahm fer gittin anuvver jawb reel suun!
Ohai evreewun! teh eeknonomeez haz a reelybad ruff ryt nao – ai haz teh pleh pleh pleh layawf tu. tiz teh awwwful!
{{{{{{{cheezfrens wut needz jawbz}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{cheezfrens wif parents wut needz jawbz}}}}}}}
ai sew sorree fer ur pleh layawf {{{icanhazcoffee}}}. ai shuddent hav bean rantin teher butt ai haz a skared. ai stil haz jawb rite naow butt is nawt lukin gud an ai wil nawt maik it fru anuvver waive uv layawfs.
fanku bery much. ai jus hoaps mai daddee keeps his jawb tu. ai wuz sayin dat yu wur smart cuz uf wut u sayd befoar meh. fanks agin, ai hoapz so tu!
…or do sumthin yoo were showed hao to do six munths ago an get yelled at whin yoo ask a kwestshun…
hmmm??? ai dont getz it ar yu tawkin tu meh?
we didn’t has match.com
when I wuz Ur age I already hadz 2 litters of kittens
“Waiting fer a girl and her knees are much too fat.
Waiting fer a girl who wares scarfs instead of hats…
waiting fer a factory girl”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-JMJ6XIuAM
Beggars Banquet FTW Judson!
I wudda been happy if sumwun knowed it wus the stones but to know which album, Ais ver impressed!
ai admitz, ai lykes tehm in this tyme fraim teh bestest, moar kinda simpler moosiks an ai luv teh sorta Appalachan twang uv taht sawng.
*ahem* judson! LOl! Yoo know, yoo constantlee undermisestimate awlmoast ebreewun heer! Teh depth ov knowlege moast peeple heer hav iz qwite astonishing!
But internashunnallee aklaymed ai wuz, becuz we WERE awl around teh whirrld!
Ai lost menee hurdreds in a basemint flud a few yeers ago.
.
Laik wehn yoo sed about us knowing about Greek mythology. Taht iznt in teh deptsh – tahts rite awn top! Romeow, fur eggsampul, haz an encycopedic knolej ov this kind ov mewsik. an (dare ai say it?) Phillipe iz wun ov teh leeding sinetists in teh hole WHIRRLD on his feeld! An paws4thot iz a brillyunt awl around sinetist/engineer/pewter guy – an MUCH much moar.
.
An ai maiself wuz wun ov teh best in teh whirrld in mai purrfeshun. Nawt hard, to bee shur, becuz there were nebber taht mennee ov us!
.
An ai hav taht album, maiself! Oar maybee had!
.
Iz Bahbooshkah kitteh! (ftw!)
**comes in shibberin from cold**
Well folks, I jes smoked wat will prolly be my last ciggy.
An, I mite be playin mailwoman today.
Teh divorse paypurs iz supposedlee at stbx lolyer’s office. Sinse dere is no mayle run today, paypurs mite nawt make it to judj in tiem.
I has offered to pik up paypurs an take dem to my lolyer’s office. We’ll see if iz okay.
Ai remembers havin to do that.Was willin to run awl ober town to make sure divorce wuz gonna happen on time…
8)
Guid luk wif daht (& ah reeli reeli meens guid luk; iz nawt been sarkatstik)!
Gud 2 B CN U, p4t. Haow haz u bin duin? Wii awlwais haz a happii win wii Cs ur ontehline.
ai be cumin up on mai 1 yeer annibersairy ob nawt smokin teh ciggys on Feb. 29!! ai pulls fur yoo!!!
GO RHSB!!!!
Match mayker, match mayker
mayke mee a match
fynd mee a fynd
catch mee a catch…
preferablee tuna!
Yenta kitteh wil fynd ur meester rite. er maybee jus ur meester close enuff!
Dat moobie wuz jus awn dis weekund….wuz mai nawt sekkund thought wen ai saw this picktur,too!
I noez!! i started tu watching eet, den huzbin kumz in adn askz “iz dat awl datz on?” adn startz changing channelz. endz up watching deh lebenteenth rerun uv Copz.
dey’re inna midlol ob 31 dais ob Oscars on TCM, I mite need to go owt an git a bigger hardrive fer muh TIVO.
♫ If eye werea rich kitteh
deedle diddle dyedle digga digga deedle dyedle dum
dere wood be sum tuna in mye bowl
dat haz alwayz truely been mye goal
but synce eye am living onna dole
dere will bee no tuna in mye bowl ♫
Oy!
Deedle deedle deedle dum! Tribble wiv a fiddle on teh ruuf!!!
Now I haz a eer wurm…
deedle diddle dydle digga digga deedle dydle dummmm…
I will has to lissen to dis awl dai
Till mai aise is crossink an Iz inna daaaze..
Pleeze to dans an sing wif a big fuss
Cuz we haz awl teh toonas heer wif us
OY!
“Fiddler on teh Roof” ref FTW!!!!! Awl teh way up!
(itz obligatoree, yoo know – in cayse there iz sumwun heer hoo duzzn’t know!)
Oh Africat! Yoo wern’t there wehn ai started this!
Ohai Janet! To refer: ???? TOEFL? English Furring as a Langwich ? An teh start> Teeching of ?
Hee hee noe, itz:
Test Of English as a FOreign Language: itz a rekwirement fur forin students hoo wanna studee in teh Ewe Ess Ay!
LOl!! Ai hav a frend hoo teeches English as a Second Language an it luked a littlol bit laik that – ESL!!
♫Sunriz sunset sunriz sunset,
swifflie flie da yearz,
un seazon followin anudder…
laden wif cheezburgerz n beerz…♫
Babbooshka Kitteh
juss habz Beet Burgrz inz Oalld
Cuntree. Wantz summfeengz
Diffinkz andz Nommee
Deelishshuss. Burndtz shreddedz meetz
awn sessammee bun
Wiff keppitch andz sum
hawtz musstirdz andz ‘Murricunn
Cheez…. Meel awn a bun!
Jack.
Beet Burgerz???!?!?!?! ROFLPIMP!!!
Dis why we left ole contryee…for freedom of eats, an Jack’s poyetree.
An yur grate mewscasts!! We needs moar ov them!!
U noze this nawt fool NE1 into tinkin ah haz eerz?
u haz eerz?
Is dis a matroishka kitteh? Wher she comes in haff an thers a smaller kitteh inside an a nother inside dat one and another inside dat one an another inside dat one an another insde dat one an anuthur inside dat one an anuthr ad infiniteenium?
Ifso, can I has one?
An how musch gushifud woud it taek to feeds dem all?
Hmm, dis luks laik a kwantum fisiks pwoblem … butt (hee hee) ai awlsoe wunts wun , mebbe Schrodinger can helpz?
Nawt reeli; is jst an arithmetrick seereez, an an infyn8 numbur ob kittehs eech ob wich is haf teh syz ob teh wun it kummd owt ob wull eet twyc teh gushifud teh biggist wun needz.
Hai, pawa4thot!
Doo yooo just lurk around until a saientific kwestion comes to kapchoor yur fancee???
Yoo meen – awl the rest ov teh kittehs – teh littler wuns – will eet onlee twice as much as teh biggest kitteh? So – yoo needs awnlee three cans ov gusheefud. Wun fur teh big kitteh – an teh odder two fur awl teh rest????
Akshullee, I fink it meens all teh littulur kittees togither will eat teh same as teh biggest kitteh. If teh numbur tue kitteh is haf teh size, will eet haf a can. An teh neckst kitteh is haf teh size, will eet haf of what’s left. An so on.
In fakt, teh sekkund can will NEVER RUN OWT. Becuz tehr’s always haf left for teh neckst kitteh.
I can has Achilles paradocks?
An hedayke?
*claps floofypaws fur teh brillyants Duffy haz*
aifinkso teh kittehs wud halp u graf taht wun aowt
Yes, but sayin “if teh biggust kitteh needz 1 can, dehn awl teh littlir wuns need anuthah can between dehm” iz kloas enuf fur Gubbirmynt werk.
Gud gnus ebereebudee! Ai b goin tu c Dokkturtinycat todai! Ai juss wish Ai din hab agliophobia….
Gud luk tu yu {{{{{Plasticat}}}}}
Fanqs AC {{{{{{{{Africat}}}}}}}}
I finkso, wii awl share ur fear uv pain…. {{{Plasticat}}} heer, take dis Cheezpeepz map blankee wif u fur kumfort.
An sum. . .sum. . .Ai just dont know waht wud halp!
.
Heer! Taek mai paw! We can just hold paws an ai will trai to draw awl yur feer away into mee! An teh pain, too. Ai haz a nice hai pain threshhold, so ai can taek it!!
.
OK! Wehn yoo are sitting there, just trai to feel mai paw in yours. An pikchoor teh feer ruuning out ov yur paw into mine! Cud werk!!
Fanqs guiz, Ais gonna c Dokkturtineecat at 3:15 heer, Dats nine fifteen am cheeztiem. Gulp *skweezes JCH?K’s paw*
Oh JCH4K, haow ai wish ai had been able to hold ur paw when dey wuz poking n prikkking mii at teh horspiddle! Ai lostded trak of teh number of needles taht got stukkted into mii fur wun fing aor anotter!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{4.5 K}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Fanks, Plasticat! Ai will be holding ur paw at 3:15 tew!!!
Fanks, Plasticat! Ai will be holding ur paw at 3:15 tew!!!
*mutter mutter razzenfrazzen stoopy WP!!!!!*
Fanqs 4.5K!
Oh JCH4K, haow ai wish ai had been able to hold ur paw when dey wuz poking n prikkking mii at teh horspiddle! Ai lostded trak of teh number of needles taht got stukkted into mii fur wun fing aor anotter!
ow ow ow OY!!
*gives DK sum littul powerpuff gurl bandages for hur owies*
Neck scritchies for Gammaw! And a bite of lunch.
Dis 1 of da bestest lolcatz I see’d in long tyme.
Oh, u Merikuns. You doan no hao gud u havv it… Says Nonna kitteh
uou, thizz ees teh best huan so farr
ya betta got mc dees ober therr
Hahaha
these reminz me of teh pirates of carybean lady
LOL! We not has cheezburgers here. Keap woking, we gots cheezburger stahnd 93 mylez away. Eez manned by kittehs & lolruses wid bukkits.
where is the marshall plan when we need one?
“In Soviet Union, Cheezburger can has YOU!”
livin in a time with no cheezburgers so sad for all cat kind, but a very colerful time ^^
Yenta kitteh………is going for the guilt.
ai luz diz piksher iz funneh