
And now I perform……… …the letter “n”
nd next i will do apostrophee.
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And now I perform……… …the letter “n”
nd next i will do apostrophee.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Dinahardt
stretch and breathe
yoga kitteh demonstrates proper tekniks
yesh, teh cat-cow breefing!
an demonstrating deh cat pose!
kitteh is a model fur deh gnu publication of
Yoga fur cats
Cincats,2_k,for bein at teh tawp uv teh macrame !!
Concats….
jeez,ai fink ai has Maus-itis!
Eksqueeze me?
ur eksqueezed!
No… you are!
*SQUEEEEEEEZE*
BOOP!
.
Eecksqueeze you?
fanks eeck!
conga ratz on teh furst playce!!!
ofanks! _linin_
Don’t u mean teh nawt sekkund playce?? *glares*
congra tulashuns on nawt sekkund playce!! Tiem fur bevvies and noms!! wat wood u liek two_kittehs?
I would like some tea and toast fanks
*glares right back and gives middle finger*
ai be gnu heer, so yu no tell meh wut tu do or haow tu speek, u gotz dat?!?!?!?!
ai be kidding, guyz!!!! lol sorreh ai reely am gnu heer tho, so ai not tu gud wif ebreeting.
Well den, “Congaratz on teh NAWT SEKKUND PLAYCE”
slinky kitteh
Affer dat iz O
yesh, we all no awr afabet, annipuss. hee hee ai’m juss messin wit ya!
grrr ai ment “wif u” sorree ai’m sorta gnu tu dis hol lolspeek and all..
Datz ok, _linin_!! dere iz no standardizashunz heer. ‘wit ya’ iz just az asseptablol az ‘wif u’. I (an sum uzzerz I noez) haz ben noen tu spelling deh same werd tu oar free differnt wayz in deh same sentins!!! Deh Lolspeek iz berry flessiblol!
ohai! dats kewl den!!! yay! yu are bery funneh, yu no dat?
lol. annipuss. you kill me. what a surprise to see you here commenting on a picture. and using that adorable misspelt language. hahaha. weird…
*raises an eyebrow*
I doubt our dear annipuss is killing anybody but the odd computer virus or so. And maybe a bit of time before the next LOL appears.
Pore stu. Hims hab a jellus becuz owr Anni bees teh famus adn he isn’t.
ohai 4.5k did Uz getz deh results of Ur biopsy?
How is Uz?
N az in NOM!!!!
London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down…
mai fayre kitteh!
noe aplawz, jus frow mee cheezburgerz
arch teh back!
“n” iz fur “nao ai want gushifuds!”
Or turn pikshur upsied-down & kitteh will be a “u.”
Az in “U bettur bwing it rite NAO!”
GMTA tabbehkitteh!
wut does GMTA meen? pleez halp!
Great Minds Think Alike
fanku!!! wut iz gushifuds tho?
and wut iz gushifuds?
Gushifuds = fuds dat are gushy … i.e. canned fuds. Nawt to be kunfuzed wif crunchifuds, wich kin be finded in bags.
okay, fanku berry much nightshayde and bluesfan473, u be berry nyce!
gushifuds cum owt ov a kan. Nom nom nom nom
fanku!!! few, iz gettin craowded in heer berry fast!
gushie fudes comes n a can
dey were put der by a man
n a faktory down towm,,,
Gud Jobi, FTW!
“U” iz fer “u bedder giv meh gushifuds naow”?
*nod* * nod* U iz teh rite!
Ohai linin! it meenz Great Minds Think Alike, cuz ai sayed jus bout teh saim fing as tabbehkitteh, eben at teh saim tyme 9:08! spooky!
Naow ai r awf tew wurk, haz a gud ebening frends!
fanku, bluesfan473! hab a nyce tyme at work…heehee… and fanks, ai will try to hab fun!
N liek Nice!
Haow menney letturs ov teh alphamabet kans yuu preform, Kitteh???
(Weez waiytez wif batid breff foar Kitteh’s repliey!!!!!!)
Ai bets he can do awl but teh lettur “Z”. If he can, den BRAVO! he be cuntorshunist kitteh.
o yesh, an he mussiv gottn pertty far if hes awlreddy on “N”
kitteh’s be purty good at zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs.
oh, wait. dat’s not wot chew mint. nebbermine.
Sum kittehs kan spel O an awso F an awso I an awso GRRRR.
Bend and stretch
Reach for the sky
Stand on tippytoes
Oh so high
(dis kinnergarden flash-back brought to you by Miss Parmalee, my kinnergarden teacher)
Fank que, Q.! I remembers dat song, but habn’t herd it since kinnergarten. Schmoos to yew adn to Miss Parmalee, wherebber she be!
I rembers a slitely diffrent version from Wunda Wunda on teh TV in Skeattle:
Bend and stretch
Reach for teh stars
There goes Jupiter
There goes Mars.
Wunda Wunda must’ve been taller than Miss Parmalee. *nods*
ebbreebuddee was taller than Miss Parmalee!!
EVRYbuddy? U means even…
Abnormally short pygmies
Bugs standing on their knees
Crouching tigers
Dwarf-sized dwarfs
Eentsy weentsy spys
F…
Fantasy Island guy dat sez “Da plane, Da plane”
Geronimoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hashim’s kitteh
Inigo Montoya
J…
Junior Junior Mints
Knee-hi hineys
Little big shrimps
M…
Mini meese
Negligibul stuffs
Orstritches wif there heds in teh sand (no one can sees them so they must be small, rite?)
P….
Puny humans
Quarks, size extry-ittybitty
Rodents of Usual Size
S…
Possums
Quior boyz
Rabid weezulz
Shrimpz
Teeny Tiny Inglunderz
U……
Ululashuning Conga Ratz
Voles in my garden
Wizard of Id
Y…
Unnersyzd antz
Verree tinee totz
Wee wunz inna kinnergarden
Xtreemlee tinee teddee berz
Yung baybeez
Zee littlolest atomik partiklz
YESH!! Each n ebbreewun uv dem!
But do Ai has to be standin on mai knees???? Owie. ~ Bugs
Ai wunner if kitteh kan awso be a teepot? U noe, wif de song dat gose
“Aim an ickle teepot,
short an’ staut,
heer iz mai handlol,
heer is mai spaut,
when ai git aw steemed up,
heer me shaut,
TIP ME OBER AN PORE ME OUT!”
….and then I will form the letter “i”,for the Knights who say Ni
*gigglol*
wii aer noe lawngur teh nites hoo sai ni!
…
wii aer naow teh nites hoo sai
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble….
Will kitteh be deemanerding to hab shrubbries next??? 8)
N iz WordArt wif 3-d shadows… wuld a tabbycat be formatted as strikethru?
yesh, aifinkso
A ur adoorabul ♪
B ur sew bootiful..
C ur a cuti full of charmz
D ur a darlin
E ur eggsiting
F ur a furrball in mai arms… ♫
♫ ♫ ♪
G yu R gud to meeeeeeeee
H yur so hebbenly
I’s teh wun Ai idle eyes!
larst tym Ai singed tihs sawng heer, sumwun p*ssed awl ober mai prade an Ai wus berree sad cus mai daddek yuse to sing tihs sawng to me. Fankyu, idansdansdans, fur letting me sing it agin
Ai habn’t singed dis sawng cense mai sun wuz da babeh. Ai singded it ebree tiem ai chaijd hiz diaper tu keeepin himz distrackted. Ai lub dis sawng!
Mai grandadeh used to sing dis to meh wen I wuz liddel too.. Luks like it wuz poplar teh whirrled ober!
….
Ahhhh.. teh memriez…*sigh*
Glad u bof njoied it!!!
Awl togevver nao:
J weer lyk Jakkunjill
K yur so kissabubble
L is teh lublyt in yur yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyse!
M….
M N O P – I cud go on awl daiiiiiiiii…
Q R S T – alfambetikkuly speeking;yur OK!
V…
U make mai life compleet
V meens ur very sweet
W X Y Zzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeee
.
Itz bin funz to wander frew teh alfabet wif U
To telz U wut U meen to meeeeeeee….. ♫ ♪
..
** jazz pawz**
BIG macrame! Maus wuz tiping verry fas to get tree lines ov Lunnon Brij! An TK anserred own kommetn in same minnit
big ty booteek rush
EHN!!
Hahahaha
Kitteh Alfabet Werkout covers all 26 letters.
Lowrcase n….
Standng onna hil….
Tha wind iz verry stil
fr tha lowrcase n….
Whooboy is that an ancient FTW Sesame Street reference.
One of the wierder transcendental SS toons.
what I has a curiuss to know is, how did u postify that link wiffout showing teh ackshul linky informations rosmerta??
LOLmajik!!
Akshully itz EZ …
left arrow A space HREF = ” URL ” right arrow
then text you want to appear as the link, then
left arrow /A right arrow
Aw heck, jus go heer!
*clapz floofypawz*
Sesame Street refrenc FTW!
Kitteh luks liek he jus got dun performing teh ltr ZZzzz…
Tihs LOLcat wus brort to yu bai teh ledder N!
sesame street FTW!
…and teh number elebenty…..
…and teh colur bloo…
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today, an hoo habbinged tehm yestirday too! (brufday fairy reely gots to not wayt till sunday morning to plans her sunnydayskool lessin
) yesterday wuz teh burfday ob Doctorcat, an today iz being Maryland_Belle’s burfday!! if it iz/wuz yor burfday too, tell us heer!! i haz bringd taysty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif wunderuss fings made at my Wundermus Burfday Goodies Faktree an Troll Correkshunal Fasilitee: bownsy balls taht sparkle like disko ballz wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrite diyareez wif disappeering ink pens (dis time its teh ink taht disappeers, not teh pens) an sekrit de-coder ringz, leftober valentine choklits an kandee harts taht tayst liek skittles an strabursts insted ob reel kandee harts, an kyoot bebbeh zombie skratch’n'sniff stikkers — wayt *hastily rekalls teh bebbeh zombee skratch’n'sniff stikkers wif a qwikness* skratch’n'sniff frootsy stikkers taht smell liek teh frootsytootsy punch taht i forgetted to menshun iz also on teh party buffay!! evreewun help yorselves!!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
But but but.. babbeh zombees sownd teh CYOOT!
yes, but tehy iz also teh STINKEE!!!! not gud for skratch’n'sniff, aifinkso. will go to teh googly-eyed non-skratch’n'sniff style for nekst time.
Uh Oh…..wutz dis bowt a troll Correkshunul Fassilolity? Com BAKK heer, burfdai fairy!
tehy luks cyoot nao, but woddabowt wen tehy groe up into BIG zombees?! Huh? Huh? Hoo’s gonna cleen an feed tehm tehn?!
Kitteh must be kinesthetic learner…now ‘n’ is inna body…won’t furrget.
Ize alwaes thot that dis must feel sooooo goooOOOOoood. Den itz followed up by teh long-kitty stretch, wit all teh toes on wun fut splaaaayed owt.
I wish I cud do dis.
Well, if u does try this, do not does it in front of a picshur window whare all ur naybors can see and then sine a petition for u to never does it again.
Um, not that I has any personal eggsperience, u unnerstand.
LCB****Wispurrs***
Didju fergit tu bii putting on yur klose agin?
A little, yes.
ohai LCB how beez deh good old Dee Cee?
How is Uz and Esme and liddlol Liam?
Oh hai! It beez teh chilly here today.
We is all ok. I has grate big bizzy at work, and even hadda go in for a few whiles today and will has a phone confrince in a hour or so. Pleh.
Esme is teh ok. She’s such a trooper! Liam not so little– yesterday was his Gotcha Day (one year annivershury) and I watched teh video from when he was a n00b. He seems ginormous now compared to then.
How u is?
Yeah fur Esme deh trooper {{{{Esme}}}}
I wuz sik last week wid deh flooz and deh cold
but is on deh mend now.
I iz tired of deh cold myself
Wen Kitteh strrrrretttchez,
him strrrrrrrrreyttchez ebbee pawrtz ubz
himz floooo~idz bawdee
Pawz becumz lawwwwwngrrrr.
Spyne awrchezz way upz hye andz
tayl currrlz andz flekkzez
Kitteh’z peenk mowff canz
oapunnz wyde 2 freez t3h moast
lukkzurr~ee~uss yawn
Kitteh full bawdee
strrrrrretttch iz a syte 2 beehoaldz
andz reememburrz well!
Jack.
Kitteh bendz spayztiem!
Oh mies it r albino cheap Halloween decorashun
LOLZ! It’s Halloweenz ghostie kitteh!
Aye haz a serif!
the perfect teacher!!!
i was once part of the letter h!
it should be making fun of it’s spine or something