Spoonful of kitteh
Spoonful of kitteh helps medsin go down
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Rats! ai wuz gonna say taht!!
Maeks teh medsin go daon, ai meen!
Waht IZ that thing teh kitteh iz in???
Ai fink it iz a cup mejer
… in case we needs to nao just hao mush kitteh cozes da splorts!
its a kitteh baff of curse!
Luk at thsi grate “oldie but goodie” Jack Deth pome ai just found awn teh matching LOL!
Jack Deth
September 28th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Kitteh lubbz t3h Kawd
Libbur Oylz. Wunndurrfull stuff
4 Kitteh’z furr koat
Awwllso gud 4 t3h
yukkee Furr Bawwlz dat happenz
wen leest eckspekktid
Likkwid Medz arz Besst!
Prittee Wun administurrz
dem wiff Iee drawppurr
Jack.
Conga rats, Janet – ur borked finger duzn’t hawld u bakk!
Thanks Anni! It’z still hunt’npeck wif mai rite hand! Ai think ai wuz just likki nawt to maek ene mistakes ai had to fix!
ai wud say we unnerstanding uv mistakes… but iz berry offin hard tu tell what be mistaek an what be awn purr-puss heer
ai haz a happeh yu be heer eben wif sore fingurr wif pins in
(Iz a trend? 4.5k gots ankul wif metuls innit, yu gawts pins in fingurr… iz borg assimilinimlolashun?!?!)
Ai nawt fink ai haz ebber meeted Cookie’s Human sins ai been heer. Ai wish ai gottid heer sooner!
She hzzn’t bin heer since last May. Ai still miss hur wif a feerce!
An Teho, an gibbocat, an pittypat, an divageek, D Marie, an so mennee hoo were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!
Oj! An mai furst bff heer, Gayla34!!! GAYLA34, WHERE AR YOO!!!??
Ph! yew make mai heart hurt rememberin. I has a sad when folks stop posting heer. Sum peeps pursunalities come thru so well in lolspeak, y’kno?
Oh carosue! Mine hurts sumtaimes too! Wun grows so fond ov these peepl – an then – *poof* tehy ar bizzee wif odder things. Ai just miss awl teh fun! *sniff*
Wai U blaemin me. Ai nawt maek U taek teh medsins!
Ohai, WRr!
I sended u an emayo. Didyoo get it?
Yas, Ai gotted it. Ai jus nawt check dat emaio acct ebery dai.
JANET!!!
U gotted a nawt sekun!!!
*runs too get shoosies*
*putts teh golden shoos on front hoofies*
*putts teh tappy shoos on back hoofies*
Tap dants to Tea furr too.
or is dat too furr tee? or teefurr too? toofurr?
*brain fuzzle*
**keeps dantsing*
Ur mah cup o tea, JCH5K!
{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}} Thanks fur teh grate danse! Ai think yoo ar teh onlee wun hoo notissed.
An ai think – it iz maybe awnlee mai thurd oar forth solo wun.
thats funni
2 bad 4 uz, jcanhas5k
Ai doan’t fink Ai cud swollo dat mutch!
Kin I borrow a cup of floof?
*Gives rhsb elebenty cups of floof*
We has lots to spare!
Ooooh, fankyoo!
I bisited kittehs yesterday. Wun wuz partikulolarlee floofy. Him wuz soldid gray an had longish furz. Teh purtyest green eyes u ebber seen. Him eben had teh toe floof!
I wanted to take him owt an luuk at him inna lite, but ended up nawt doin it.
Mayks evurii day bryter!
AWWWWWWWWWWWssssssPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up CS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
OHai catslave! Do yoo know tath teh HSRW haz beeg pikchoor win doze? Taht luk out awn teh Princess Mu Meadow?? Verree relaxing there!
Oh Hai Janet!! how u iz dis fine morning??
,
I gotted a lubblee valentinez gift frum West River Rat yesterday…. It b a piknik blankee dat I kin take tu deh Princess Mu medow and it will have just enuf fuds fur mii and mai frendz!! Isn’t dat teh most xsellent thing!?!?!?!?!?
Ai ar, awl things considred, kwite fine!
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An taht iz a troolee grate prezzie! MOAST thotful!
Yutuk teh wurdz ryte outta mai maowf, catslave.
DIs r jes two kwute fur werds! Oh, no! Mai hed!!!! ARGHH! SPLORT!!!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up PoC’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weekly* Fankee, annipuss. Eye donno whut eye wer finking… * syps hawt chokolit nd lyes hed dawn beri gently*
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop, heer cums teh CCC!
sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
rinse rinse wif sparklee wadder wif a hint uv rasberrie
tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
snap taype teh CHRG awn wif ducky taype wif balentine harts awn it
wrap wrap u inna floofy cheezfrends map blankie
serve trai uv hawt chokklit, nyce fresh cawfee er tee an sordid pastrees
hands ober teensy stoofed manatee fer u tew cuddlez.
Dere, jus rest a minit an u shud bee gud az noo!
Yay! a dubble reskew!!
2 be shore, 2 be shore!
Fankee, bluesfan473. It wer stoopy fing fur mai 2 dew,lukking sew lawng at pikshure. *shuts is* Eye jes saty hear a liddle byt kwietly, aifinkso. Fankee.
…in teh most dee lite fool wai!
Mary Poppins!!! FTW — i awlmost rote “Mary Poopins” !!!
An THAT wud hav bin a troolee grate typo!
Onlee ifn hur takes a spoonfull of teh castor oyl.
*snikkur*
or mebbe a glarss or too ob proon joose…!
Ohai, Ambercat! I been meenin to tayle u sumfin.
I am kronik channlol surfer awn teh raydio wen I’m in teh car.
Teh uthur moarnin, awn teh way to werk, I heered, “Gotta Be Somebody” awn TWO diffrent raydio stayshuns!
Den, I go owt at lunsch, an I heer it AGIN!
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Nawt onlee is Soft Cell stalkin me, wif dere “t-word” song, but Nikklolbak is stalkin me too!
Ohhai, Red! Eye guess u gotz 2 bee Sumbuddy! Is sine u canz nawt egg nore. Sew, Red, whoz u gonna bee?
All mai life ai wanit to be sumbuddy; nao ai realizez ai shud ub bin mor specific!
spunful uv kitteh snorgles wil maik u awl bedder!
Snorglin kittehs ALWAYZ makes it awl bedder!
Absololutelee!!!!
P-k, I luuked at teh pikshurs of ur kittehs. Dey is sew purty!
Plz to be snorglin dem foar me, ‘k? Speshulee Angel. I has a weekniss foar teh floofy wuns.
Ai will be happen tu duing taht, an teh kittehs will be willing tu cooperayt, aifinkso.
Angel be berry snorgulicious, nao her feel saef n luvved. She duz teh cyootist lil hed-dyve fing tu drop her eer intu yur hand whyle yu petting her, an her LUBS tu alturnayt between getting snorguls an gibing tehm ryte back bai liklikliking. An teh purring!!! 
Yu wud nawt beeleev teh bolume uv teh purring!!! Berry berry affekshunat, taht’s her!!!
I has a happee foar hur! Ebery kitteh shud feel safe an lubbed.
U iz a grate kitteh-mahm, p-k!
Aifinkso ichc be full uv teh grate moms n dads fur kittehs an goggehs an bunnehs an awl. An yep, awl kittehs shud feel saef an lubbed!!
Eye habz a hoppy tyle fur u bof! (iT R HARD TWO TYPER WI A KITTHE IN MAI ARMS/LAP) Sawry. She steppy on de Caps Lock key.
Liddill gray Kitteh
fyndz besstest Speshshull Playss 4
Liddill Kitteh Napz
Besstest Spashshull Playss
iz rowndz and nawt 2 deepz lyke
Shynee Mikkzeengz Boal
Liddill gray Kitteh
coodz endz up in Mikkzeeng Boal
ifz hurz nawt cayrfull
Prittee Wun woant’z let
dat happunn. Will maykz Kitteh
‘Sploart!’-ay-shuss Lol Cat!
Jack.
Oh Jack! Taht wuz spookee! Ai just put yur urlier pome up 1 minnit after yoo did this wun!
Jack, I’ll never be able to make pancakes again without thinking of this lol and your poem
Jack iz speshul dat way…. hii makez us luk at teh whirrld in a hole noo way!! I never noo wut I wuz missing, until I started seeing threw Jack’z iiz!!
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{{{Jack}}}
Ai know! Ai just LUV lukkin at teh whrirrld throo Jack’s ayes!
O HAI O thisncat! Ai wuz just THINKING about yoo – an there yoo AR!!
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OhaiO Janet. Not on so much any more, but I TRY to read….You’re in my thoughts too!!
Ai know! ai miss yoo! NUTHUNG wuz funnier than yoo jumpin up an down awn that trampoleen drinking teh martooneez!
Ha! We could make an exercise video of that- we’ll make a mint!
It wud bee fur shur a best seller! Speshullee heer in Cheezland!
Ai haz an eerwurm!!! -Julie Andrews?- An ai don fink it wul goe daown well ifn ai startz doin teh Mary Pawpins dancin rownd teh orfice! O teh huje manatee!!!
Mary Pawpins gibs such good advys- Flying kites and awl that.
Uh-huh, shee doesh! Agin dough, flyin a kite in teh orfice, nawt sush a goood idear!!!
Yoo ar in teh offiss today? When ar yur daze off??
Yus! Mai weeeekend is awn tursday an fried-egg! Wurkin awn caturday an sunday jus nawt naice!!!
Oh noes! yoo has no thyme for flyin’ kites?!
Waal at teh momunt ai ownlee has tu start wurk at 3 o’clawk in teh after-mornin an ai goez hoam at 8 0′clawk in teh ebenin. Soe ai gess ai doe hav teh thyme… butz mai Tammy-kitteh needz teh attenshun an dat taikes a lawt ob thyme!!!
Kite flying in the orifice does sound difficult! So is flying one under water!
Kite flying challenges:
Avalanche, during
Breakdancing
Chewing gum while kite flying
Dancing the conga
Elephant stampede
Free fall kite flying
G…..
Gusts of wynd
High sunshinerays
Impossibul kite tangles, liek Charlie Brown.
Journeys while kite flying
Kytes demselfs
Line snaps
Monsuun season
N…
Nawt-habbing-kyte whyle kyte flying
Opening cans uv gushifud whyle kyte flying
Playing kittehs whu fink string be mazing toy whyle yu be kyte flying
Qwiklee running whyle kyte flying
Reskyooing kyte string frum playing kittehs
Studying fur test whyle kyte flying
Taking fings owt intu teh lyte tu see bedder whyle kyte flying
Under teh see
Vaxinashun, getting
Wressling
Xtreme kite flyin!
Yak wrangling
Zebra herdin
Yahoo! Dat r reely gud pome u guys! Beri kreatibe! Kitteh Daddy finks sew two. Fankees fur de laffs. *wipes is nd gryns eer too eer*
Ohai Janetcanhaz5(or 4)kittehs
Is it 5 or 4
-i_luv_cheezburgers
Ohai Janetcanhaz5(or 4)kittehs
Is it 5 or 4?
-i_luv_cheezburgers
5 kittehs, az Fleep sed, ar tooo mennee!!
Dere b a reesun wii sumtymez cawl her
“JanetCanHazAzMeneeKittehzAzSheWantz”
LOL! Ai reelee ebber awnlee wanted 2!! But teh kittehs – they com to mee. An sumtaims – ai cant tern tehm away! But 2 are ezziest. Maybee 3!
It shud bee “JanetCanHazTooMenneeKitteehs!”
“JanetCanLubsElebenteeKittehs”?
JanetHazHeartBiggerDenDeRockyMountens b ur reel nayme, Aifinkso!
Hello pplz!
Hai Gigikitty12!
Ohai!!!
SUPERCLIFRAGLISTICESPIALIDOTIOS!!
Mary poppins!
super cali fradlistic espiala dotion !!!
Just a spoon full of shugar and the medcine goes doun and the medcine goes dooooun….
OOOoooooo Bonus pointz!!!!
Very! dude sweeeeet!!!!
MILLIONS AND BILLOIND I AM UNDEFEATED!!!
Must make ICHC!!!
Uh-oh
Bebeh too sweet! Must cuddle!
~Splort~
Halp!!! D.R. iz daown!!! Cawl nine-elebentee!!!!
Rite, wiv apolologies tu BluesFan,
sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
rinse rinse wif sparklee wadder wif a hint uv rasberrie
tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
snap taype teh CHRG awn wif ducky taype wif balentine harts awn it
wrap wrap u inna floofy cheezfrends map blankie
serve trai uv hawt chokklit, nyce fresh cawfee er tee an sordid pastrees
hands ober teensy stoofed manatee fer u tew cuddlez.
Dere, jus rest a minit an u shud bee gud az noo!
Yay yay! nyce reskew AC!
Fanks, ai copied from teh master… oar shud dat bee mistress???
Thank u!
Whew.
I HAZ MADE ICHC IZ HAPPY!!!
Spoonful of kitteh helps medsin go down.
Also, ferball come up.
aifink u be rite!!! a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go dowown, medicine go dowown, medicine go doooooooooooooown!!!!!
*bows and says “fanku, fanku bery much”*
I must be happy ……………….
or else!
JK JK JK JK JK!!!
doughnut make me mad!!
O o O o O o O o O o
WHErES DOUGHNUT?!?!?!?
GREAT NOW IM HUNGRY!!
O o O o O
KRISPY KHREME!!
But doughnuts are wonderful and yummy! Why do they make you mad?
‘Cause sumbunny eeted dem all?
*snurt*
dey makez ME so mad I haz too bitez dem.
o noze! dew wii needz a ‘pleez dew nawt nom teh donuts’ rally?…….Nah. NOM!!!
Dey do please me!!
Nao Iz happy kitteh!
Iz had a doughnut!
YAY!
Makin’ pye rate kiddeh sings Merry Pop Ins is nod a gud ting…..
la la la
Lolz wicked nice 1!
a littlol bitt ob shugurr mite halp tew……butt kitteh /reelee/ halpz!
Sup Kats howz ya doin todayz?!!
Whatupppp pplz of ICHC?!!?
Helloo!
That’s like a rule of über-cuteness: when the kitty fits in a measuring spoon.
mine mezuring cupz nawt cumz wif floofy grey kitti:(
Ahh I drew something similar! http://-coldfusion-.deviantart.com/art/1-cup-pup-41152300 see? :>
This iz reelee cyoot, ColdFusion! Ai hav a frend at DeviantArt. She’s at stillshooting.deviantart.com
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She haz lots ov pikchoors ov mai haus there! Its teh wun ov teh farm in Michigan an awl teh sno!
ohai guise. dis kitteh haz gib me a happee. ai haz to taek the medisin becuz ai had teh sir-jury on friedeggday. dem pillz iz huh-yooj! sum ob dem maek me reelee stoopie. butt (!) dis leetle kitteh is kyoot enuff to maek me feel beddur.
Hey! icanhasfockses!! Luv yur nayme!
An yoo just had teh Sir Jury too? Ai had it last Wehnitzday! An DK had it awn. . .Thorstag???
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It seems it iz teh verree HITE ov fashun rite nao!!
iz a fashun ai cud do wifout, aifinkso. hoep ur feelin beddur.
splort by teh baker’s dozen!
lol thats vary kyoot
i wish i had a spooonful uv kitteh toooo halp MAI medsin go daown.
*SPLORT*
Looks just like my kitty when he was a wee one!