I once shot an elephant in my pajamas
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas why he was in my pajamas, i’ll never know..
u liek mah groucho marx impreshun? i awlso do a gud bush impreshun.
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Ai aer Marksist – groucho group
But tehy wudden let me joyn teh club…
Wud u wanna joyn a club dat wud haz u az a membur?
*wagguls eybrouse an seegar, simli….silmu…simlu…at teh saym tym*
“If teh baysment kitteh cross’s yer path it meens
dat teh baysment kitteh is goins somwheyrs”
–Teh Marksist, Grouchy type
http://tinyurl.com/afnlcr
“Eye refuze tu joyn a culb dat woodz
haf me as a memberz”
–teh grouchy markist type
http://tinyurl.com/nxoap
“cuote mee az sayin dat ai wuz miz-cuoted”
–meester grouchy marksist man
http://tinyurl.com/b4zxte
Teh I brouse I can see,
butt, butt, were is le type-Groucho’s mouse stash?
Ebbreewun wud!
Ai shore wud 2!
Naow Ai muss get into mai jamaz – Ai hoep dere izn’t a lolfant in dem!
Dat wud be most inconveenyunt.
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❤ Ohai! Ai still cant taip much, but ai want to ask awl mai
❤ deer cheez frenz to be mai Vaentine today.
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ai wud lub tu be ur balentyn – an ai prawmis nawt tu be feedin teh tribblz
ohai Janet! heer, has a candee hart!
*reeches into bag and pulls out one that sez*
BE MINE
Shmoos!
*gibs skwirrlgrrl a candy heart that sez
WILD THING*
ohai booklion!
I has one for u too!
*reeches into bag, pulls out hart that sez*
SWEET TALK
Fankee!
*haz a happy*
how has u bin?
doin any spy stuffs?
did u see I’ll be comin up ur way in a few munths?
Yay! You will lyke teh norflands.
No spy stuffs…in Floridia now, doing stuffs for Mom and Dad.
Dat;s my covver story, nd I’m stikking to it!
ur bak in Floridah agains??
my, people come and go sew kwicklee around here!
Ohai Janet heres a candy heart frum mai bag
EWE ROCK!
Schmoooooo!
*hands Janet big musical card wif pikshoor ov kitteh on it.
when yu opens teh card, teh microchip inside plays teh sound of kitteh purring.*
Hapy\ Valolentine’s Day, Janet!
I wud! Wud y be mine back?
I will bee yous Valentime.
Conga Ratz awn ur nawt-sekund, annipuss!
‘Shopped, obvy. But Qte, ekwalli obvy. Problii teh reezun whai effulump got in hiz trowzurz, doncha think?
hmmm…ai reely must stawp leevin mai pajamaz at teh zoo…
Say da sekrit wurd an win a hunnert munnees.
Da sekrit wurd.
*holds out hand to collect moneys*
LOL
goody dun lcb
Gimme gimme munnies! da sekrit wurd.
“rubbeh chik N” ??
Congrats tu owr two A-list ladees of TTI! Wut’s yer wishes fur sillybrations?
At dis tiem uv nite, Ai nebber haz ennifing strawnger day hawt chokklit, thx!
A mug ob cocococo an a hawt warder bokkul,plees – is justabowt bedtym fur me.
No no no… it’s “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”
well, i’ve slapped a misquito in my PJs… duz at cownt?
Dere wuz a misquito in yer jammies?
ai kan fink uv manee werser fingz tu hab in ur pjayz…
yez, mai frend, dere wuzded! aand it wuz DIS big!!! *sepa– seppri– holds arms out far part frum eechudder* okayz, mebbe it wuzz teeny tieny, but dere WAS a misskeeto in mai jammies.
Those are Groucho Kittehs principles, and if you don’t like them, he has others…
Wel, Kitteh, doan shuut enney moar lolophants uhnless thems bees luukeing foar
Growcho Markxxx;
Enneywaiy: doan wurry bowt iyt adn HAPPEE VALINTIMES DAIY!!!!!
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*honk!* *honk!* *honk!*
*plays Harpo musik*
Dat’s mah sweetie’s Grandpa!
Really? Mai claim to fame is dat mai great-sumfin uncles was da Dalton Brothers!
Yup, hims Mom iz Harpo’s onwee daughter.
Awl Harpo’s kids waz dopted.
Kewl!!
**imagines having Harpo Marx fur a dad, adn Groucho fur an unkle**
Bet dey had interesting familee dinnurs.
Groucho Kitteh is nawt grouchee!
Two mugz of kokoa adn one hawt warder bokkul coming rite up! Yew wants a hawt warder bokkul too,Annipuss?
Hale! Hale! Fweedonia!
Land uv da bwave an’ fwee!
Land of the Spree, and the Home of the Knave
In Alabama, the Tuskaloosa.
…if I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder!
I love the Marx Brothers! <3
Meee Tooo!!!11!! Of the thousands of grate lines in the Marx bruvvers moobies, (tootsie frootsie!) muh faborite wun wuz wen the big woman wuz sing sumtin and Groucho crawled ober the back ob the sofa and said to the audients “You wait here, I’m going out to the lobby until this blows obber”. I finx dat wuz in “A Nyte at de Opera”. It still makes me larf.
I lubs dem old Marx Bros. moovys too, dey always funny eben wen yu seen dem lots of times.
Mrx FTW. If the Commies had based their system on Grouch, Harpo and Chico instead of Karl they would not have been full of Fail.
tuw uppowzabul fumbs up awn taht!
Win
I has an agreement with U
Sat da majick word and da cheezburger brings you a duck! Or iz dat da udderway aroumb?
Why a duck?
Him always had a duck dat come down on a string…dunno why…
Teh first rool of Cheez Club is don’t talk about Cheez Club. Teh second rool of Cheez Club is don’t take whut LCB posts literally if there is a possible other meaning.
http://www.marx-brothers.org/whyaduck/info/movies/scenes/whyaduck.htm
Not a duck! Teh viaduct!
Why a-no chikken?
You try and cross on a chicken, and tehn yu’ll find why a duck!
skwirrlol, when yu goes to Floridia, will ou stay at the
*cue dramtik moosick*
Hotel de Cocoanut?
*narrows eyes*
*Offers swerl a toob of AntiWrinlol Creem, Now In Coconut Scent!*
*hedbats LCB*
EW EW EW
I has my owns now anyways!
*pulls out vial of Chaery Teegs Organik Wrinklol Reducer*
See! It’s teh lastest fing!
*dabs just a tuch on, luks yeers yunger instintly*
Heer yoo go skwirrlgrl! Ai will gib yoo these two candee harts saying BE MINE an Troo LUV – an tehn can ai trai yur laytest thing?
pfft! U can try it for frees, u duzn’t have to pay wif ur candee harts!
*dabs just a tuch of CTOWR on Janet*
*instantlee hur skin is smooth as a babbeh’s bottum*
Happee Valentyne’s Dai tew all teh Cheezpeeps, kittehs, lookers, lurkers, adn innocent bystanders!! Menne gud wishes fur eben moar lub adn frendship in awl our libes. Yew awl is teh bestest.
ai will axept ur gud wishez adn return tehm bak tu az well!
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thnx {tabbehkitteh} an minni gud wishez tu uz tu!
Bystandurz ar nawt inosent. but happitayl balumtimez ebreewunz.
Kitteh take elephant to Alabama, find out da tuskaloosa der.
idaho wy u’d wanna dew taht…
So wat did Delaware to teh partee?
I heer da Maine event be black tie!
No I has not hurd, but tell me hoo to see and alaska him!
But Nebraska him purrsonal kweshtyuns!
Ohio tabbehkitteh, Hawaii??
Nevada a happier day!
I jst wanna wanna if I yam gonna match wif wut Delaware?
Oh and I want a large soda, daon be gibbing me no MinnySoda, Or I will Alabama yew intew necks week weeek weeeeek.
Oh, An I doan Gib a Mass-ob-Two-ships iffen yer unkka is the sherrif!
Jest look owtside to see iff dey commin fer me, I will Pays yew! How abowt a Ten-A-See?
If I did punz lyk dis sumwun wud be sayin Iowa beeg apologee.
Dis mornin I was Washington’s of laundree.
I sined teh bak ob my drivurs lysense. I’m an Oregon donor.
I was drinkin a martini, but ai missedasippy!
We will awl hab to be payin owr Texas soon.
Wheere did Maryland after teh partee?
Jamaica wun more pun, nd i’ll, i’ll…
Y do yu Haiti puns, booklion?
Nevada mind i will do it mineself
India event that she takes a swing atcha, duck!
Wen u warshed dishes did ya put Japan dat I fry eggs in away?
No, but maybe I wud if u’d Sweden teh deal!
kentucky mii in tunite momma?
Kyoot wun, 3kmomma!
vhy you-a duck? unless you-a chicken…. (it was this or a duckota joke, & i couldn’t decide between north & south duckota!)
Shee woar hr nice New Jersee, innit?
I lovs teh mrax bros! but i fought it wuz ‘how he got into my pijamas’ insted off why…
owell
Well holy sugar puffs! It’s Eugene Levy (American Pie dad) kitteh.
I think dat kitteh killed BIG AL cuz kitteh love AUBURN!!!
=^.^= – ^?^ = DEAD ELEPHANT
**comes in grumblolin an carryin hur own tekillya**
Iz dis stoopy day ober wif yet?
Ok???
NO not rlly dude……. well kinda but SHUT UP!!
*laughs loud*
*hanz sum lymes an salt tew rhsb*
*gets owt margeereetuh glassus*
*luuks rown foar udder cheezpeeps*
letz maek sum gud drinkees!
*klinks glassus wif red*
Fanks, jk2kitteh.
V-day sux wen u nawt got sumwun to snorgle wif.
Ohai fren! didja kumeer tu halp cheerup? ai knoe u dint wanna sillybrayt teh dai tudai…
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*gitz wiff uv tukilya, gagz*
ai kan noe lawnger stadn teh smelluv teh tukilya, teh Mistur Hozey Qwervoh beeted mee up wun tu mennee tymz;-)
ifinkso u needs anotter hart red!
*rummages in bag, pulls out one that reeds*
LOVE SUX
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hay, how’d that get in there?
I finkso teh onlee gud fing abowt dis day iz dat u kin get sum gud choklit at teh stores.
OH NOES…! Don’t bye today!
U hasta wait, and go furst thing tomorrow morning, it will all be markt down at leest haff off!!
Mahm gibbed me bag of dark choklit m&m’s dis moarnin.
oooh {rhsb} i iz lone tunite tuz da hubbi hadz tu wurkz an da kittehz not want tu snorglez wif mii edder
*fixez self a drinkz and wunderz wear da choklit iz*
Ohai, 3KM.
I wuz in Lex 2day. Bisited teh kittehs at PetSmart an den wented to Barnes & Noble an Liquor Barn.
all ub those bii mine faborite plases!! I likez da liquor barn soooo much liquor sooo little time! did petsmart have lotz ub kuddli kittiz?
Teh wun in Hamburg had awl adult kittehs, I finkso. Dere wuz wun solid gray wun dat had teh longur hares an purty green eies, dat I wanted so hard. Him eben had toe floof!
Ob coarse, I wanted to bring awl of dem hoam.
Teh traffik wuz crazee az yooshual. I thot about cutting frew town but remembered dat Slipknot iz at Rupp tonite. Kin u imadjin goin to see Slipknot awn V-day nite? Nawt berry romantikklol, but wutebber flotes ur bote, I gess.
menz not fink ob romantikal tingz da same az girlz..mine adolesent hooman bii in chicago an goin tu da medival timez theater..teecher made joke about how da menz bii taking da girliefrindz dere and bii gitting in truble kaus yu getz no silver ware an all fudz bii eetin wif da handz…oh how romantikal!!
3km – U ebber been dere wen dey wuz doin teh wine an cheez taystin?
I made it dere in tyem tonite. Gotted a Chardonnay by Ashwood Grove dat dey wuz samplolin. Yummy.
i not ebber maded it there wif da wine and cheez tastyz..did yuz get yu a bottle of da yummiz wine?
Yup, botted teh Chardonnay.
Iz drinkin it nao.
**holds out red heart-shaped box with faux roses on it**
Heer it is! Ai hab sum chocolates dat mai lidlol skool kiddles gib tu me, adn ai is happee to shayr.
**opens fancy box and passes it around to all the cheezpeeps**
Also, dere’s sum Godiva chokklits dat ai was s’posed to gibs to sumwun at Kwismas but didn’t. Heer’s moar.
**opens beautiful still-sealed red box adn passes it around to all the cheezpeeps and lookers and lurkers**
Teh wun cawled “Dark Carmel Embrace” wud be appo, arprp, very fitting fur dis day!
I’m currentlee eetin Lindt dark choklit trufflols.
Mmmm…..gud stuffs.
now ur talkin!!
*snatchez a lindt trufful*
i gotz sum lindt trufflez frum mine hubbie–i haznt opened dem yet. i ated da almond rocca an now thinkz i mite be addikted tu it..wish dere was anudder piece.
I usta get trufflols from a candee stoar in Birjinia. STBX an I fownded it wen wii wuz awn hunnymoon, an I has ordered dem online too.
Now, I nawt kin find ‘em awn teh website! I dunno if dey stawped makin em oar stawped sellin em.
maybe tehy went out of bizness.
but I betcha u cud find some gud ones in Lexington.
every big city I has bin too worth ennything had at least one choklit shop.
ackshully I don’t considur any city ‘big’ unless it does have an independintlee owned chocklit shop, where tehy makes it on teh premissess!
haz u had da old ky chokolitz chokolitz cuubered strawberriz? dey da biggest strawberriz i ebber did cii
ooo – ai lubs dose!!!! ai puts dem inna frij, dem ai kan eet teh choklit coating off, tehn let teh trufflol middlol melt in mai mouf…
weerd, huh? Plasticat lieks teh white choklit wuns
Is white choklit teknickally choklit?
ai dont gets it but thats cuz ai’m nawt old
*smylz at _linin_*
sokai fren, u will bee ebenshulee, an den u get tu smyl at teh peepz hu r yunginz and doan gets it den…
we nebber fawt we wud bee dis owld eever
Yup!!
rhsb posteed dat song awn a much eerlier LOL. Ubberwise ai wudn’t noes teh song eever.
okay, fanks! ai jus joynd, so i dint no dat.
posted a song? i didn’t see it either, but my wild (elephant) guess is that it was “hooray for catptain spaulding”! btw, which browser does catptain spaulding use?
Alternabrows: I also lyk dis kitteh’s moovees — Mean Streets, King of Comedy, Goodfellas. Dis kitteh urned hiz Osscarr.
No salt awn mein pleez!
**klinks glassus wif red adn jk2kitteh**
Salud!
**sips margeereetuh**
Sorree yur nawt feelin cheery, rhsb. Pretty sune yew’ll be offishally singlol adn awl teh cheezpeeps can halp re-lonsch yer lublife at yer partee.
I might be insane its the truth but i still kewl!!!!
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LUV ROX!
Nobidy will talk to meee!!!…………
Hapy valolentines’ day, Gigikitty12!
Now i is sad!
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nobidy liek me!
Wii onlee haz wun rule heer, dat ebbrewun plays nice wif teh udder kittehs. Iff’n yew plays nice, yew can haz menne conbearsayshuns.
YAY!!
I promice iz be nice!
U ppl are nicer than anyone ive ever met!
pleez tu remember notz tu tell odderz tu shut up. thnx and welkum
I be sure 2.
ohai Gigi!
(I luvs that name btw, iz my favrit movie!)
u is doin it rite, just don’t worry if someone duzznt anser u rite aways, it may take a minnit or 10 even, peeps sometimes come and go and r doin things in btw posting commints… just has a littul pashents, u will see, it will all be teh fine!
Heer, has a candee hart!
*pulls a hart outta teh bag that sez*
BE GOOD
Okie-dokie!
*eats hart* I dont tink it waz candy?!
lol
I sure i be nice and happy!!
well, teh label sez candee, but ifinkso they use teh term loosley!!
{gk12} welkumz tu happiest plase on erff..disney gotz nuthin on cheezland
**adjusts face to look like Oliver Twist asking for more gruel**
**looks hopefully at skwirrlgrrl**
Pleez, deer ma’am, cud ai bees habing a candy hart, too?
why shure!
*pulls candee hart owt that sez*
U TEASE
Wow, ai gots a racy wun!
An sumtimes we cumez in dayze layter an hard lee no one taks tu us!!
Do nawt be sad, deer Gigikitty12. Yoo were way daon heer an ai think nawttoo mennee peeple saw yoo!
So be ov gud cheer an know taht wehn yoo ar heer, yoo ar amongst sum ov teh nicest peepl in teh hole whirrrld.
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Yoo ar rite! Luv DUZ rok!!!
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An since ai think yoo ar kwite noo, ai wud laik to welcom yoo moast hartilee to ar happee hoam
Well i rlly aint tat new but thx anyway….Ive been here about hmmmmmm……..three ore more monthz.I just never talk ….i has rlly came out of my shell i tink yea srry i had a BRAIN FART!!!!
****laughs hard****☺☺o☺☺☺☺
*handz Gigikitty12 sum gas-x, speshul kynd fur teh braynz*
I jest herd a wunnerfull lub poem on Prayerie Hoam Kumpanion, went lyk dis:
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
these are Irises,
I hope yew lyke them.
Gud wun, Judson.
U gots enny carnashuns oar hydrangeas? I lyks dem too.
**Whoaz** Kewl!
Is purrfekt!!
**cleers throwt**
Here’s teh most row-mantickle song ai ebber herd in ohai skool, at teh church youf grupe no less.
**begins to sing sweetlee**
“Yew dun stawmped awn mai hart,
And yew mashed dat sucker flat.
Yew just sorta
Stawmped on mai aorta.”
Mah used-to-bee husbind sang dat wun. Iz a bit liek “tears in mah eers”
Uh pplz i gtg that sux PEACE!!
False alarm!
O o o o O o O o O o
NEW ICHC!!
YAY!
IZ BE ON THER
Ish dat nawt b a terzy pratchwettt qu0t?
Yu tawkin’ tu me? Just kidding.
Ai doan’t no teh source ub teh song. Do yew noes it?
dis perfeccly hilary-uss!!!
TW Win! WIN!! Oh for the merry of the just silliness of fun. Ebreewun get da bus to Tusk-a-loosa. (Harpo smiles)
Lookit hiz wite noze!
1 of de bestesties!(est)
Thanks for the rolling LOL this morning! It made for some good cardio!
this cat reminds me on old russian prezident Brezhev
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/d/d6/Praviteli76.jpg
martin scorsese kitty
Awwww. I LOVE heeem!
Cutest pussycat evah.
lol eyebrows
GROUCHO MARX FTW
I wents wit my valentine to restarant, waiter ask ‘you have reservation?’
I say ‘yes but we eat here anyways’
Groucho Marx kitteh!
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!”
~Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx kitteh!
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!”
~ Groucho Marx
This is a joke from a doctor suess book. The big book of laughs.
It’s Alistair Darling kitteh!
scorsese kitty
naw it’s his martin scorsese impression
finally someone acknowledges the resemblance.
i still think it’s eugene levvy!
GROUCHO KITTEH NO HAS MOUSTACHE
it’s a crime against purrmanity that this lol isn’t rated 5/5
UNCLE ARTHUR!
cat looks like martin scorsese.