MOM ALWAIZ SED….
MOM ALWAIZ SED…. WASH HANS BEFOR EBBRY MEAL
u shud awlso say fanks 4 teh noms.
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adn poyntee enz tuu.
mom’z naym iz missiz buttrwerth…
lolz or maybe Mrs. Ukrop.
ohai -linin-. halp, pleez. waht mrs. ukrop meeningz?
oh i wuz jus finkin uf Ukrop’s. u no, teh grohsree stoar? an der reely wuz a Mrs. Ukrop.
oh yeh, and conga ratz on teh 1st!
but wai is teh pancaeks burnded?
I wundered dat, maiself. It luks like a different kind of pancake than we has at ar house. Maybeso they are supposed to be like that.
But wut’s up with dat tablecloth??
its noospaper, but luk, how inneresting, itz in anotter langwidge!
anyone can tell wut won it is?
heebroo, mebbeh?
Yup! Yu arr correkt!
Hebrew?
wat shee said
yesh, aifinks it be Hebroo. it luks lyk kitteh iz on da flor.
iz certainly heebroo. the newzpaperz name is ha’aretz.
I had a hoomin once. And HE BREW me some koffeh.
(Thank yews. Iz heer awl weak)
yez itz hebroo
yesh, hebroo! dis mebbee b a izraelee kitteh! dey liek teh wahrm
klimit!
congaramshamalunz awn nawt sekkund Calicocoa, wut u liek 4 syllbrashunz?
an 2 teh udder Ty peeps, hurrah!
ezeee cleenng or reading whyle nomming
ifn iz chawklit pancaek, iz defnitlie sposta beeying darkur.
mebbee teh kittehs wuz halping wif teh kuking tu mush? adn tehn teh kuk hassa stawp an snorgle wif teh kittehs adn tehn teh pnakaeks get teh burnded…
Dey luks like teh buckweet pannacakes. Verra common in teh Maritimes ob Kanata. Flatish, not floofy, an nutty tasty. Verrra delish an nutrish, special design da sook uppa maple syrup by teh galleon, I finkso.
Pancake fail!
congratulations calicocoa!!
**clappity clap** for calicocoa!!
ohai javogabo adn buggin2go! iz awlso conga-rats foar teh carosue. wii awl sellabrating wif teh soveenyawn blonk whiet wyne adn teh valumtyme shrympeez (sii resipippie abuv).
ai donut fink ai noez eever wun uv you naiz cheezpeeps yet — ai’m vurree happytaylz tu miet yu boaf!
{{{HUGS}}} from Bugs!
awwww! {{{{{ Bugs }}}}} {{{{{ javo }}}}} adn fankyew boaf!
{{{{{HUGS}}}}} ebrybubbies!!1! Wynes and shrympeez are yummy noms!! Purrrfekt for celebratories!! Thankies for the welcomes!
HO lewk! Dere izz awlso Nomtella!
then nom nom nom!
ohai carosue! luks liek we iz gotsa brayde…
A braid of tew? Anywai, Let us link elbows and sellabrate!
Ai is makin bookmarks fer the taibooteek. We can drop dem off when we get dere. They has glass kitteh beads on em!
ooooh glass kitteh beedz..kan i pleez hab sum glass kitteh beedz tu makez a butimas neklace?
Wal, I uzed myne up onna bookmarks, but we can gets more on eBay!
thnx fur da tipz i bii going tu da ebyz now
Glads to be uf help! Didju find sum gud wuns?
ooooh buetimas wunz in such pritti colorz,, me thnx i will bii making da neklasez fur ebberwunz:)
yers, happytayl sellabrating awr *ty*! (ai akshulee thawt wii wuld having moar peepz, soe ai sed “brayde”…) ai’z bii haveing nais glas whiet wyne. plen-tee foar ebberbuddy. adn srimpeez. lotsa srimpeez. (valantyn’z dae srimpee resipipee: araynj srimpeez in payrz, wif teh insyde curvz faaceing eech udder. maike hed end tuching hed end, adn tayl end tuching tayl end. vwah-lah — srimpee valumtyne hart! nomnomnom!!!
Do yew gots enny cocomutt shrimps fur skwirrlgrrl?
yersh — ai makingz yew summa teh cocomutt srimpiez. nawt teh fawrist gunk styl. teh calicocoa styl (tho nawt haveing teh akshul cocoa innit).
Yur teh Top Chef, calicocoa!
fanx, tk, butt (heehee!) ai’z jest habing teh lotsafun, maykin’ teh valumtyne nomz furr alla nais cheesfrenz inna cheezland. {{{{{ cheezpeepz }}}}} happeetayl valantienz dae ebbrewun! *skampurrrz bak tu kitchun tou cuk mar srimpeez…*
But is pankakes, nawt cheezburger
Hardly wurf gud spittle
Wash all da way tu yur elbows kitteh!!
hehhee, probably licking and eating the syrup lolollololol that’s what I would do, anyways, should I be a Kitteh
Hoomans come in….dey wonder wer da sausages went.
My wish came true!!
I can haz pizza?
mmmm… pizza!
u has remindified me that I hasnt eeted dinners yet!
sew long for now, peeps!
Dere’s cocomutt shrimp fur yew up teh fred!
Tat sounds better than pizza its too greesi!
Ohai Leeza. Ai haz teh prezzie for U foar balentines dai.
* handz leeza teh brightly cullured bawks wif ribbun on it *
Ai haz tu go naow.
Hoep U liek teh prezzie.
Iz teh bottumless bawks uf nutz. NE kind uf nut U fink uf you can haz bai reechin in adn taek teh handful.
o fank yoo SEW much WRr!!!
I is sowry I mist u!
and I had a speshul candee hart for u too!!
*dig deep into bag and pull owt hart that sez*
DREAMY
Hope u had a nice Valentiems Day!
Hay Leeza! Ai lefted a Balintyne’s for yoo on wun ob teh freds todai – did yoo seeing it?
ohai chopped livah pal!!
Ohai to yoo, Jamama! Did yoo have a gud day?
Ai’m watching “Four Weddings and a Funeral” wif mai frends.
oh wuz nice dai………… did liddol running around an jus watched Practical Magic……..wuz cyoot
Ohai! Sownds lyk fun Ballentyn was had!
I thot mahm alwayz sed nawt to play ball inna howse.
Ohai rhsb.
Heer is Ur Nawt Ballentines prezzie.
** hands rhsb teh smawl bawks wif teh blue rappy paypurrs *
Haz U seed Cweenmj oar princessmu?
wuld dat bii robinz eggz bloo paperz?…uww Tiffaniiz!
Ohai, WRr.
Fanks foar teh prezzie. **whispurrs** Shud I open dis heer oar inna NB?
Iz nawt teh nawty. But U may wants tu be at teh NB NE wai.
OOoohhhhkay…..
Wut izzit?
Iz teh 2 14 dai 13 nites Nawt sekkund class tikkets fur teh Royal Princess cruz tu Honalollu Ha. Sos U can leeb teh cold weddurs foar a cupplol weeks.
Oooohhhh! How wunnermus!
Iz u goin wif me?
But I nawt legallolee singlol yet!
Oh, teh skandulz!
Wall donut fink U haz tu taek teh STBX wif U.
Ai wuz hoeping U wuld sai dat.
Ifn u will follow me to my party-mint, I will……um…..gibs ur prezzie to u.
oooooh rhsb yuz bii skanduluz…hab minnii funz onz yurz trip!!!
Oh Hai, WRR, Iz u lukking fur mii???
Yas!
Ai haz teh ballentine prezzie fur U. Ai hoeps U leik it.
* Handz teh Cween teh large sawft pakkij cubbered in purplol rapping paypurs*
*startz peeling bak deh rapping papyrus*
Must b sumfing frum anchent Eegypt tu b rappinged in Papyrusez!!! Berry spensive, I thinkz.
Nawt noes haow spensive it iz. Iz teh wun uf a kind majik piknik blankee. When U spreadz it in teh meadow, haz awl teh noms U adn Ur frends wants.
Oh, West River Rat! That iz deh most awsumest thing!!!! I will surely enjoy it maore dan u kin imajin!!! {{{{{{WRR}}}}} Schmoooz!!!!! I haz deh teer uv joyz in mai iiz just thinking uv it! U b so speshul!!
Ai haz tu go naow. Wuld U gib Princess Mu herz prezzie if U seez hur?
*handz cweenmj teh green bag *
Iz teh speshul kukking pawts fur teh NOM cafe. Dem duz teh sturrings foar hurz so she can nawt haz a buzzee when hur wantz teh break.
I will gibbing dat tu hur deh neggst time I seez hur.
Schmooz!!
And thx agin fur mai wundrus piknik blankee!!!
bery gud, wittl kitteh. now u can om nom nom. *picks up kitty by the scruff and puts him on plate*
I thought Mama sez- can’t hurryz luv?
pleez not tu bii gibbing da kitteh surpez on da kakez ..stikii pawz printz ebberywere
Luks liek teh saem kinda bottlol dat our reel Maplol syrup cums in.
Gud taste.
yummm! yesh, aifinkso tu!
BOOGER KITTEN NEEDS ICHC!!
I makez one!
So much food for such a tiny thing.
Yea thats VERY AND EXTERMLY true!!!
LOL
you mean wash PAWZ! not hanz!
awwww u got dat creetor! haha
Pankayk Kitteh habz
cleen paws dat will gets stikkee
wiff maypull surripp
Pankaykz luukz diffinkz
wiff unlevvinnd flowurr dat
maykz pankaykz dawrkurr
Pankayk Kitteh woodz
wodz lubz sum Baykunn, but dat
aint’z gunna happenz
Jack.
buetimus, just buetimus
oh i luv teh wurd buetimus! yesh, aifinks it buetimus pom.
Jack, u makez mii chukklol wif deh “dat aint’z gunna happenz”!!
Yes, it is teh funnee! Fanks fer teh laugh AN the cukkin lesson!
taht’z *chortlol wunnermus*, jack. x-q-lnt pome (az awlwaze). teh “nawt baykunn. nawt gunna happnin” haz teh hedbonk. *nawt ko-sure.* (um, saym wif teh srimpeez…)
teh fewd
is makin’ meh hungry =]
Kosher kitteh
says prayers
befoar nap
Oh my gosh, this is what a cat would say if it could talk! I finally get it now. This site is hilarious.
coke wif brekkfust? srsly??
Pannee kakes…. nawt just fur brekfast N E maor!
oh, letz mii refurrase it den:
coke wif pannee kakes? srsly??
Dey had pannee kakez for supper in Koralyne … but theyz waz eveel pannee kakez
deezert pannykakes. soopersmart hoomans alzo haves NUTELLA!!!!!!
*sigh*
iz hard 2 joinz convrsayshun when i dont gotz ne frenz…
awww not tu worree, maziecat, u will mayk gnufrends heer in no tym!!! ai’m gnu heer tu, so add me tu yur frends liss! ai alreddy mayk lossa frends, becuz peeps on cheezland ar so nyce!!! it iz weerd at furst, but yu will get yushd tu it, trus meh.
adn yoo knoez hao hardz it iz tew git teh syrupz awff yur pawz….
Mmmm. Pamcakez!
dat iz a very intilijent kat, he reeds HAARETZ ebry morningz
Hi Hi i notice he reads haaretz but no mony for table map
ai wantz tew chanj mah picshur, butt it noe werks
WHY?!?
Pweeze turn to cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/ to find out hao to do it. U don’t needs to be fwends wif anyone to join in the conversashun, u noes. Just hop rite in. And u can make fwends by clicking on peeps bloo nayme and clicking the “Add as friend” button. k?
nice tablecloth, man !!!!!! hahaha ..
nothing like a good glass of soda so early in the morning!