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The Chafing! The Chafing!
Him noe ware te boddee iz 2
gud wun! wut duz yoo want fur yur nawt-secund?
conga-two-licious on teh nawt-secund
conga-two-licious on teh nawt-secund
Thx DK an MLC fur theh congrats – Sowwy Ai din’t replie b4, Ai had to go an nom mai dinner!
dat’z okai!
Follow the dots… um… string!
………… oooooohh!. Dots!
Connect teh dots!
teh dotz iz alreddy connectud tho
Teh goggie did it!
der uzully up tu no gud, it wuz teh goggie fer sure
Tangled up in pink!
Bob Dylan FTW!
May I offer dis one?
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Pink it waz lub at first sight
Pink wen I turn out teh light
Pink it’s liek red but not quite
And I fink eberything is gonna be all right
No matter wat we do tonight.
klapity, klapity, klap!!!
Beary gud!!! {{{romeow}}}
Aerosmith~ ROX!
Bravos!!! *clappy clap*
*haz a prowd*
That’s ar Remeow fur shur!
Teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm Awl!!!
haow iz ur new kitteh doin?
Bebeh Valentino iz taekin a liddlol nap.
The otter kittehs r still hissing, but fings r going better den we speckted.
Valentino slept wif us awl nite
I hassa big happy fur yu an Valentino!! Sometimes yu jes noes a kitteh is meant jes fur you…wat a heartwarmer Romeow!!
Fankee!
We iz SO happeh. Valentino iz a gem.
It wuzn’t me, an iffn it wuz me, u din’t see me, an iffn u seed me u shudn’t haz bean lukkin.
LOL!
it wuz a masssacre!!
Wot’s kitteh doin wiv mascara?!
I’m in ur mascaraz, pokin ur ais.
OW!
Duz u fink dey r reel or fake?
or mebbe it’s mebbleen?!
Or, eezy breezy cheezy CoverCat mass-scare-ya.
Kitteh gunna maike a chaulk aowtline ov teh boddee (wen hims findez iyt);
Adn awlsoe hims wills puttez a lellow ribbun maurker arownd teh krime sceene (wen hims figgers aowt wut krime haz bin kummittid) !!!
Kitteh craft instructor remembers no yarn next time!
i love cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont get this pic
Kitteh step in bubble gum in da hot parkin lot, not kin get it off paws.
Oh, dat’s gonna leeb a mark
Ware’s Billy Maze wen we needs him?
Billy Maze..oh noes!! *runs far away, still hears loud voice*
A Sham-Wow izn’t gonna cleen up dis mess.
Sham Pow!!
Sham Poo!
Shayme awn yoo, fool me wunce. . .wait! Waht???
OMGOMGOMG – mah FAVORITE!!!
*gigglols* Ai NOO it had to bee!!
We sai dat alla tiem round our howse.
*laffs juss finking bout it*
Com down thred to teh Meddow wif cweenmj an me! We need to liten up an laff a littlol too!
Blud spatr nalissiz kitteh iz also a cereal killah.
PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!
A church?
A litterboks?
Oh noes…Fire at will!!!
*randumm purrsun naemed will appeerz* AHHH…nawt agayun!
Wot did Will eber do to yu?!
Ur fired.
At.
Pore Will. He nebber had a chance.
*sings*
Pore Will iz ded
A candlol lites hiz hed
He’z lukkin’ oh so purdee an so nice
He luks laik he’z asleep
Itz a shayme taht he wont keep
But itz sumer and weer runnin’ out a’ ayez
Ooooooklahoma ware teh wind cums sweeping down teh planes…
We can sing doo-ettes!
Where iz Mary O’? She cud play fur us! Oar Maus! Hez rillee gud, too!
Hmmm…lukkkz liek kitteh iz traiyink tew unnerstayund string theeree…adn nawt dowink sew gud…..
This gonna b a reely, reely big sweter
correkshun: it WUZ a rilly rilly big swetter…
is nao a rilly rilly smawl dusteh!
nao IZ a rilly rilly big pilol ob fuzzee yarnz tew plai wif!
guy noir kitteh sez:
ai am prittee shure teh viktim wuz waring a pink swetter…
oar teh viktim WUZ a pink swetter…
@@@@@!!!!!!!
Oh where O where ar teh voating burgers wehn yoo reelee needz tehm!
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VOATING BURGERS!!! WHERE AR YOOOOOOO!!????
Kum wif mii tu teh Princess Mu Medow, Janet. Wii will haz a piknik on mai new piknik blankee adn rememberering owr belubbed voting burgerz.
Oh yes! Taht iz shurlee *sniff* where we will find ar beloved voating burgers.
*spreadz blankee on deh soft grass uv deh Medow.
*lukz at deh small feest dat majikklee appearz.
*pourz chokklit martooneez. Handz wun tu Janet.
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A toste tu ower belubbed commint burgers… Gone, but not forgotten!!
Cheez!
Lessee, wii haz fried chikken, tater salad, hard boiled eggz, carrot stiks, cheez, krakkerz, kole slaw….
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*Fillz plate adn handz it tu Janet.
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U noez, I member the commint burgerz, like it wuz just yesterday. I kin see dem froliking here… Dhey awlwayz brotted a smilol tu mai fais. It wuz so much fun tu watching dem grow on deh reely gud commintz. *sigh* They luk soo happee here…. du yoo suppose they missing us as much as wii missing dem?
*klinkee glasses wif cweenmj*
An oh! Luk! Heer coms Romeow!
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YUM! Theez eggz ar rillee gud!
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Ai speshullee laiked teh way they groo fur teh soopergud commints. Ai think sumwun wuns had 79!!!!! But ai dont remembrrr hoo – an nao we will nebber know. Becuz tehy tuk tehm AWL away!
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*teerz running daon cheeks*
Dey will alwais b in our harts.
Luk…duzn’t dat cloud luk like a voting burger?
*sigh*
Laiez bak an putz hed awn sawft pillo*
Yes! a hole string ov littlol burgers dansing across teh skye!
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*sip sip sip* *nom nom nom sum deelishus an nootrishus tater salad*
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But waht wuz reelee so nice wuz taht teh lurkerz cud joyn in too! I think it maed them feel laik they were reelly part ov us – insted ov just havint to bee silent onlurkers.
Dat waz the best!
Eben before I dared to maek a comment, I cud sai FTW wif mah burger votes! Member hao we wud vote fings bak up if teh One Burger Monster came froo?
*sigh*
Dose waz gud tiems.
Yes! An ai had mai pitchfork! Naymed safari!
Ai cud voat as offen az ai wanted too!
I see a liddlol commint burger over dere bai deh lilacz. it lukz so happee heer playing in deh sunshinez…. But I dew wish wii kud bringing dem bak wif us tu share wif awl ower frenz…. *snifflol* *dabz at iiz wif korner uv sleeve…* I neber haz a tishoo wen I needz wun.
Heer yoo go! Ai hav sum in teh pokket ov mai floofee green nikkerz!
*stretches awt nawt borked fingur*
*littlol Voating Burger alites awn it laik a flutterbai*
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Hewwow, littlol VB! Ar yoo happee heer in teh Meadow?
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*whispurrz to cweenmj an Romeow* Ai think yoo hav to tawk babee tawk too tehm
Nao, nao, mah Cween.
*hands Cween a sawft linen cloth*
No, dat’s OK, u can keeps it.
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Iz gud to member our gud frenz teh voting burgers. Dey waz wurth it. Dey waz alwais dere wen we needed to x-spress our joy and our laffs.
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Butt, dis iz a noo tiem, and we hab to moob onto otter LOLs – eben thouth dey doan cum wif voting burgers. Teh voting burgers wud want us to still hab fun and try for teh witty, clebber comments, of which dey so deerly lubbed.
*hands Romeow sum moar chikken*
It iz! an we go bravelee forward. . .faycing teh unknown!
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But. . .Tofu DID tell Jamamamamamamamakitty that they mite com bak!
We can still carree sum hoep in ar harts, along wif teh littlol burgers!
Dere iz alwais hope! Iz a beeg ohai-tekkee world out dere, and u neber kno wat mite b rite round teh corner. Mebee teh VB r juss resting so dey can cum bak and plai?
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Liek Scarlet O’Hara says, “I’ll fink about it tomorrow – wen I can stands it.”
*takez deh sawft linen hankee.*
mai, it b soo pritty.
*HONK*
* wipe*
*Snifflol*
* wipe*
*HONK*
* wipe*
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U shur u don’t wanting it back?
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I do miss deh liddlol voting burgerz…… but I try tu b brave adn going on wifowt dem…. Dey haz ben gone nearly a year now. So sad. *snifflol*
Neerlee a yeer!??!!?? Wehn did we looz them? Duz enewun know?
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Oh, cweenmj, cud yoo pleez pour a martoonie fur Ambercat.
I must leeve now … wii goez owt fur catfish supper….. bai….. Schmoooz tu awl.
Thanks vur teh grate piknik! We will just “carry awn”!
Oh wayte! Supper??? Where ar yoo going???
Izzn’t it awnlee aboot too o’clok fur yoo??
aifinkso it wuz prolly cloas to a yeer ago…
ai luuked at ICHC foar teh verree nawt-sekkund tyme after getting link frum mai FIL on 4/16/08.
an ai nevver haz even SEEN a VB. *sniff* tehy sounz SOOOO kyoot!
An sooo fun to uze an get!
Tehy were rite there – up abuv ar naymes. Awl fiev ov tehm. An peepl cud voat awn hao much tehy laiked yur commint!
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Ai think we had to trai much harder tehn to be clever an funnee!
WAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Memories.
I has dem.
…wanders orf all alone wiv memries ob teh sweet liddo voatin burgers……
sobs disconsolately…….
an i has juss sniggered to seff about teh hole discusshun the TTI’ers had about ower floofy bloo an green nikkurz
Do yoo remember ,Janet?
…and WP has eaten mai corment aboot green floofy nikurz.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
WP eeted cawmint abowt /WUT/??
AI rayse mai glarsse ob cheep red whyn ( taht Ai’ll prolly regret tomorrer mornink, wen Ai has to get teh O’dark firty trayn) to teh memry ob…Teh Votin Brgrs.
Memrys….Ai kno a sawng abowt memrys…..
Ohai Ambercat! Hao long hav yoo bin standing behind taht tree!!
Silly kweschun!
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*fixes playte ov majik piknik fuds*
Heer yoo go! an heer iz a nice pillo fur yoo.
Wed yoo laik a choklit martoonie???
Choklit martoonee an cheepredwhyn; teh perfik combinayshun! Shall Ai sing mai sawng abowt memrys nao? Huh? huh?!
Doan maek us wate enny longer!!!
*sits quietly – paws folded – waiting for teh show*
*Hoiks floofy green nikkers up to sunstanshul buzzom*
*Hoiks substanshul buzzom up to chins*
*Holds buzzom in playse wiv clasped hans*
*Let’s go ob Hans an props up substanshul buzzom wiv odder Dutj boi*
*Taeks deep breff*
*Gibs Cheezpeeps tym to run fur cubber*…….
O.O
erm……ehhh…….eep….uhhh…….*finallee turns arownd and runzawaiadnhiedz*
Oh PLEEZ! Pleez sing yur sawng fur us! It will cheer us awl up a lot! ai just know it!
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An wuzn’t iz Noewl Coward hoo sed “Stranj, hao potent cheep mewsik can be.”
If it wassunt, it shud has been!
Miimiimiimiimiimiimiimiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytttttttt!!!!!!!!
Nawt a sownd form teh
*deepbreff*
Paaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyvvvvvvmunt
Has teh mune lorst her memry?
She is smylin
A loen
Tankuverremuch, Ai’s heer awl week, try teh tryp!
*clappitee clappitee clap clap*
That sawng maeks me crai ebree taim!!! *sniff*
. . . .Ai wuz beyootiful tehn. . . *sniff summoar*
o heer….*hadns yoo sum tisshoos*
Thansks DK! *sniff* *wypez aeyez*
Doo yoo know teh hole sawng?
Heer iz teh grate Elaime Page singing it. She wuz teh Original “Grizzabella” in teh original Lundun Prrrrdukshun.
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Oh Ambercat!
Dat iz teh bestest one yet!
Teh cheepredwine really adds sumpfing.
I neber gets tired ov heering ur byootiful voice singing YOUR song.
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Dis iz Kumo (formerly known as HappyCat) singing at mah howse wen he wasn’t so happeh. He dreemed ov a noo life ware teh otter kittehs wazn’t fraid ov him, and he cud lub dem.
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Lunarmommy dopted him and he’s libing wif Shiro – much much happier den he eber cudda been heer.
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2014703
Iffs we had teh VB, we cud vote on naems fur ur noo bebehs!
Ai thort she naymed tehm fur Valentine’s Day! But way funnier wud hav bin “gritting
and “Laurie”!!!!
Yes, tehy R Valerie an Martina, or Val an Tina, fur short
Oh, dat’s so nice!
Val and Tina waz mah favorite.
*pets liddlol soft softs*
Yoo wudn’t consider chanjing teh naymes??
Ai can heer it now!
“Heeeeeeer Gritting!”
“Com awn nao Laurie, yur fud iz reddi”
CSI:Kitchin
CSI:knittin
CSI: Kitten
Wif no mittens.
Dis wat mai Gramma from TX would say…if we say “what for” her say, “what fur? Cat fur for kitten britches”!!
CSI:Kitten wif no mittens
knittin in deh kitchenz
BUT – if tehy found there mittens,
Tehn tehy cud hav sum PI!
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Iz there a CSI fur PI eating???
Maybe for the blooberry.
Iz yur favrit?? Sum peepl wud do enething fur teh blooberriez!
Aplol or Punkin iz prolly mah faborite.
Waz obskure ref to a SNL skit ware McCain waz challenging Obama to a pie eating contest. He said it was redikulous, but den reconsidered “maybe the blooberry.”
Nice to see ur up and typing! I’ve been finking bout u and ur finners.
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but ai luved teh “ob skewer ref.”
Calleigh Duquene Kitteh iz hard at werk hyah! But were iz Delko-kitteh to halp?
Wut I wanna kno iz dis:
Why has WHYTE carpet an BLAK kitteh?!?!
Um…moar satisfying too vaccuum? At leest u noes wen u needs too…
/i got nuffin
How u, rhsb? U has lots ub cheezlubs furr V-tine’s day? ♥
Ohai, kafleen!
I nawt sillybrate V-day dis yeer. I boicawted it.
So kitteh carnt hyd in teh shagpyl?
Ohai, Ambercat!
Didyoo see teh messidj I lefted u awn teh previus lol?
Yus, Ai sor – yu muss be faymuss or sumfink to hav teh sawngs follo yu arownd!
I dunno kno faymuss I iz.
Prolly moar lyk notoryuss oar infamuss, mebbe.
“Infamy, infamy…tehy awl has it in for me!”
iz gud eyedeeya…..
mebbeh dat hyooman awlsew haz a wite kitteh, adn anutthur ruum haz blak karputt, adn teh blakk kitteh eggscaepededed tew dis wun?
I has 3 black kittehs an yellowish rug in livin room….always has to keep da black floof out of der.
good thread….
*heddesk*
OMCC!! ai dint get it at furst!!
*heddesk*
nrrgh….*faespaw*
Luks liek saem trajektory as JFK’s bullet.
CAPTION FAIL those arent straight lines. bullets would leave a straight path from where the were shot to holes in whatever they hit.
Den u gots to splain teh JFK feery.
Rick OShay mite b able to halp us owt?
ai fot it wuz a majik bullit, so it cud go, go, ANNYWARES!!
Heer, There, and Eberyware.
LOL!!
thank yew paul McCartney.
Give Mai Reegardz to Broad St!
Tessm, ur teh eggspurt on deeze types ov fings.
Wat duz u see in dis crime seen?
ai seez a lubberlee blak kitteh whut needz sum SNORGLEZ!
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oh, an prittee pink yarn! almoast as gud as dots………………..
Ur Onner, wat moar duz we need to kno bout dis situation?
I moob dat we adjourn fur Snorgles and playtiem!
Shudn’t there be sum tawk ov “boogerbutt” rite about nao???
Ware iz Poophed?
No disrespekt…I meant Poopyhed.
Ai dont know! LOL!! She popped in fur a minnit urlier! ai think she’z reelee bizzee rite nao.
Mebbe dey use drunk bullits…no kin fly in strate line!
*klappy klappy**skaelz fawl tew teh grownd* huh….ai’z gwreen agaiyun!
One ov mah faborites:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/10/funny-pictures-doin-on-da-flor-iz-you-drunk-agin/#comments
*claps* Great job…….NOT. It’s meant to be a joke, not something that is actually accurate. We are very aware that bullets move in straight lines. Besides, if this actually were a crime scene with lines to show where the bullets had gone, there would probably be blood around, and there wouldn’t be a cat there, unless it was a crucial piece of evidence. Since this is supposed to be a humorous caption, not a factual one, it is, in fact, not a fail. Your comment, however, was, for not realizing that this is meant to be humorous, and so decided to leave a comment that, really, didn’t say anything that we didn’t know, and made yourself look quite immature. Also, by the way, you just might want to capitalize letters where needed, and use apostrophes in your contractions, not to mention the fact that your second ‘sentence’ did not have very much structure to speak of, and there were a couple of spelling errors. Just thought I’d mention it.
Oh and the police don’t generally use pink wool to mark trajectories. They use blue.
Iz ENNYFING realistic in dis pic?
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I cums for teh pikshurs,
butts I stays fur teh edumacashuns.
TROOLEE! Ai haz lerned SOOO much heer! An sum ov it useful!
“An sum ov it useful!”
LOL Janet!
Nooz u can’t use.
(taken frum Morning Joe on the boob toob)
Well, that too, although, if they didn’t have blue, they’d probably make do with pink, if they really needed to…
Oar green.
Iz nawt eezy being green.
oar bloo, oar red, oar wuttebbur othur colurr….
spendin’ ur lyfe
teh culler uv teh treeeeeez….
DONUT, ai repeet, DONUT feed teh T-R-O-LL-Z….
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but u kan hedbat ‘em a bit foar entertaynmunt.
sheesh…wai wud ai waest gud gushiefudz awn tehh tee-arr-ohh-ell-ells? ai’d nom teh gushiefudz nawt-secund!
waet a minnit……DONUTZ? whaer? *sniffs, lukkz arownd happilee tew trai tew fiend sum*
*wun skael fawlz tew teh graownd, skaelz turn a happitayul brite bloo*
you fell for it. i was bored today, what can i say?
Meh….To tell ya the truth, I sorta wanted to actually think and write a long reply like that…..go figure, huh? By the way, you still seem to have a bit of trouble with the Shift key for capitalization…
*HEDBAT*
we iz heer foar owr OWN entertaynmunt, nawt urs!
but if u lern to play nyse, u kan stay.
U can tell dat teh kitteh iz an eggspurt
bai teh shinee badge on hims chest.
I lubz cheezpeepz in deh springtime
I lubz cheezpeepz in deh fawl…
{{{Cheezpeepz}}}
Ohai all…Teh allybi soundz lliek a yarn 2 me.
FTW!!! beary gud Sasso!!
oh, foar teh voting burgerz… uv wich ai haz onlee hurd wild aprocyphal taylez…
teh botink burgurz fur teh frunt paej lolz arre dere…ebben inn fyerfawkz!
In teh preevious sentury, we used to hab voting burgers on eech comment.
Wen u maed a bery clebber comment liek Sasso did, u wud gets meny burgers.
Tipically, peeps wud gib 5 burgers fur a grate comment, and one burger iffs it waz offensive in ennyway.
*sniff*
I miss teh burgers.
oh…../doze/ burgers….
Romeow!! kum joyne Janet adn I up teh thred ^^^ wii b habbing a piknik in deh princessMu medow and membering ower belubbed burgerz… *sniff*
Coming, mah Cween!
well in response, this my opinion as many will disagree, but id like to see the kittyspeak reserved only for the pictures because it is hard to read even with the LOLspeak dictionary
Trai reeedin it alowd – is juss foe net ikx
Iz difficult at teh beginning, as I member.
Butts, dere r sum catshuns dat seem funnier in LOLspeak (IMHO).
It gets easier, teh moar you read it. It used to take me forever to get through a thread – nao it’s just like Ingerlish.
*falws over laffin at teh poar T-R-O-L-L*
*grabs troll mask*
SHEESH!
u guise wuz sposed to get awl indignunt — nawt be kind and lubbing!
*taykes awf troll mask wiv a shudder*
*hugs Ambercat, Romeow, JCH
45Kittehs as per protocol**an awlso just becuz*
ai lubs u guise!!
Cheezland is lyke NO WARE ELSE!!
Teh thing iz, meowcat2, that MUCH ov teh humor heer liez in hao peepl uze an twist teh werds in mennee different ways! Wun ov ar moast brilliunt peepl wuz gibocat! Maed yoo luk at werds in a hole noo way! An Mary O’Spockn iz awlso a genius at it! An menee moar. But yoo hav to reed a lot to see it!
yur rite dere….dubblol (adn triplol) meeninks fur sum werds jusst maekz it awl teh moar funneh!
Personally, reading it out loud really helps. Eventually, reading (and writing) in lolspeak becomes like second nature…..Actually, a few days ago, I was taking notes on my laptop in class, and nearly wrote some of it in lolspeak…which would have been a touch awkward, given that I normally sit in the front of the class….
Sometimes, stuff in lolspeak is easier to understand than some things in English….mostly because lolspeak makes more sense to read…there aren’t problems with strange spelling, silent letters, and the like.
But then again, like anything, it just takes some practice to get used to it at the beginning…
oar it cud be a treazhur hunt: follow the yarn to find ur prize!!
Iffs iz a kitteh surprize, I fink I’ll pass.
It mite be:
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Almost ennyfing to maek me go EWWWWW
Body ov a haff nommed creeture
Cathair – recycled
D…
Dustbunniez
Ewwwwwwweeee thingz
Funnie luking HooKnowzWahtItWuz
G. . .
Galaxyz (I’ve awlwayz wanted mai own)
Huneypot
Immense Pakkij frum favrit Antee
J….
Delishus noms?
Ebbereefink it wanteded?
Faieb biglol cheezburgers?
Gainowurmaus cheezburgers?
Hyooje cheezburgers?
I….
Iec Kreem
Jelly beenz
Knot wut u wanted
Lubblee soft kittehz
Munnee$
N…..
Noms?
O reelee? Ai can has noms?
Prittee mucch ebbereefink in yur fridj
Quaieet a lawt, aktchuallee…
R…
Re sykld kitteh hare
Sum more kiteh hares
Tu mush mor kitteh hares
U…
Ai kant let mai Zipper cat plai wid da yarn cuz he eets it an den frows up. Ewwwwwww.
*yawns* Hai eberyone!
Oh i need doughnut!…………………..
for my happyness
OKie dokie my happyness is forefeild!
I got a doughnut!
ai cahn haz jellie donut pleez?
I dont wanna hertz donut tho!!
Never trust a CSI Level 1 kitteh on his first day.
This is very true…….
very very true!
Kitteh is testing string theory
Hay! ai awlreddy sed sumptink liek dat!!
o yes U did
GMTA!
lol!
Didz teh font and layout just change – or iz it just meh?
aifinkso it mite jusst bii yoo…..luukz teh saem tew meh…
Ai think teh font just did! Nawt shur about teh layout!
Wudn’t it bee majikul if teh voating burgers suddenlee appeered????
It duzzn’t luk so “cheezee” az it did!!
It got bery strange fur a while.
Nao, iz bak to normal…still wifowt voting burgers.
Fanks fur teh halp.
Kittehs furst knittin lessin goez horriblee horriblee rong
Iffs I onwee had a fumb…
Dis is kumpletely off thread an if it annoys yew I am sarry but dis is sumtin dat gave me a big happy. I was going frew some fotoes ob our trip to Rome last year and I found four that I had forgotted. There is a square, a little smaller than a city block, of nawt completed archio, arkeeolo, digging fer old stuffs inna midlol of the city and it is nawt accessabull for peoples to go in and has a wall wiff a railing, but itz pretty and luks lyke a park. The reason peeps caint get in is dat it is reserved fer Kittehs! Kittehs in Rome have theier very own park wiff Roman columns and cool stuff. And it is loaded wif cats, I tryde kownting but I gaved up at fifty (silly kittehs wooden stand still). Der is a sign onna only gate I saw that wuz in Italian but the best I could translate wuz “Cat Sanctuary” and there wuz what looked like a feeding (or maybe maintenance) schedule. I has loaded the pikchurs to my profile in case any buddy wants to look.
Woha Judson thats AWSOME!!!
so kewl! naow ai want to go to ROME!!
Dang Nawt Bloo name, I has signed back inta WP so less try agin to be blooish.
Kewl..aithot we was frended but I not see yu on list…I can’t wait to see dis wen you is bloo!
hoa abowt now? Bloo?
ai luff this idea, kitteh park rite inna middlol uv a cittee! Iz teh kittehs dere strays er tehy hab hoams an visit teh park? Iz grate idea!
yoo can has bloo nao!
bai teh wai, wut yoo sed abowt teh piktchurz saownded coowl adn awesum!
Awesome piks, fanks fur sharin dem wif us. Dat is bery kewl place and jes fur da kittehs, is full of win!!
Ai luv teh Roman kittehs. Mai deer kitteh Thomas wuz a Roman Forum kitteh!
An hee reelee laiked pizza a lot!
I copied and pasted ur naem and seed teh piks!
Awsum!
Hey, why iz I nawt bloo?
Mebee nao?
Noo browzer…hao bout nao?
Anudder browzer…nao?
nope not yet
wait a minit, yes U is bloo now
Reely?
I seez bloo.
I try otter browzers again.
Fanks T_K.
How is Ur newest kitteh?
Cryme Stawppurr Kitteh
figgurrz it wuz Proafessurr
Plum in t3h Lybrayree
Dis happenz ebbee
tyme Prittee Wun drawps beeg bawl
ubz sawfft, plumpz fats thredd
Cryme Stawppurr Kitteh
goez ballisstikk andz chaysez
it untillz hurz tyred
Jack.
Dick Tracey Ref, Clue Ref, and a annuder grate poem w00t w00t! Jack FTW!
Another wonderful one Jack!!!
Kitteh Dexter!
Dexter kitteh solvs dog merdur case.
Blood spatter analyst kitteh has dark secret…
DEXTER KITTY!