Roses are red, and salmon too. I’d prefer a cheezburger, How ’bout you?
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but iz valentines day. u suppozed 2 bring me a floweh.
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How bout a hart-shaped cheezburger wif salmons on teh side?
Gud idea. Ai haz sum dill saus fur teh sammons adn sum gud horseradich saus fur teh cheezburgers.
No, no fank u to deh hoarse radich. is too spaicee for meez
mebe jus sum plane tar-tar sause for teh cheezbooger.
an catchup for teh sahmon.
no, waitz… iz getz confuzed
ai fot kitteh iz axin’if U will bee hiz “cheezburger”!!
How can you make a heart-shaped burger? I want to see!
Slammin side ov salmon, cummin up!
Slammin salmon for teh herren und damen?
*passes over to LCB hadn maed Valolntime made frm 3×5 cards , decormated wif crayon drawing 0f cyute kitteh wif bandito mask adn purplol bandana; Moocho (we’re talking lots adn lots of) glitter has ben stuck to da card wif skool paste*
*da catpshun reeds: You stole my heart!*
Aw, thx! Sparkly!
Here, has this shiny thing. Is onna long chain so u can wind it round ur tendrils.
*luks at shiny thing*
that luks oddlee familiar…
HAY!!!! dat’s my grampaws pockkit watch chane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesh, aifink dats a gud eye deer. ai lyk salmon muchly
but ai radir haz cheezburger
oh yesh , and conga ratz on ur 1st comment!
wun cheezyburgrrr wif xrra hart meet, pleez..
‘wun cheezyburgrr wif xtra hart meet, pleez”
Ai knoez jus haow tihs kitteh feelz.
SOFT. an WARM.
LOL
Dat’s a gud eye deer
Ai wuz wundrin wat 2 haz fur dinner
Ai is nawt kitteh, so ai will habs a turkey breast wif sum fennel and potatoes, aifinkso. Ai has a hongree nao!
Ai endid up wiv a nomlette!
Ai changed mai mind and had a toasted cheeze sandwich and sum chickoree – duzzn’t u habs a visitor dis weekend? AI has a confoozled. But mabbeh he doesn’t need feeding … And oh, it seem it’s time for NPT again. Ai don#t like sum of teh food suggeshuns here.
Something with cyanide in it.
i wants myne wif blu cheez plz. an bakon.
Aifink dat wud be a bit 2 strawng fur mai tayste!
Butt I wants chokolit! Wahh!
Choklit sammons?
U can haz teh chawklit caek fur teh desserts, if U cleens ur dish.
Here, don’t cry, ai bought u a bawks of sordid chocklits 4 ballantine’s day. Dere’s enuff 4 awl the cheezfwends.
oooh, sordid chawklits! yum!
Kitteh iz sew romantik!
Cheezburgr sownds gud (:
candlelit table wif a rose in the middle?
even better
happity valentines day eberywun!!
I maded yoo wun an yoo eetid it
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Very yummyfied too
fankyoo
♥
yer welkum.
Nao cum down an doo teh dishes, plzkthnxbai
ooh. An a cuuppa cawfee wud be berry niece too
Ai bort yu a duzzen redroses, but Ai eeted ten!
Duz u needz Pepto or Dr. TinyCat?
Evacuation mite b a prollem.
Dam roses! Dam forns!
Iffs I pull a thorn frum ur bum,
will u b mah fren foreber?
Or iz dat onwee wif paws?
Ai fink dat wud be eggstra frenlee!
Ohai choclik sammons??? Ifinknot.
jus like Chocolate Phish only BIGGER LOL
Actually I will not prefer either. I am sick and I have to eat vitamins. Ugh.
I has a big sorry for yus. Vitamins iz teh pleh!!!
ey do haz big bukit ob Dovz hartz 2 shar
wif ebry 1.
Happiti valentinez day
ah’ll taik teh roses….butt (hee!) a cheezeburger duz sownd gud rite abowt naow!
eyi loves da Sweedish Fishies
MMmmmm Chewy
I habs a nouncement!
We bringed hoem liddle Bebeh Valentino frum teh shelter on Thursday nite!
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I habs a linkee to hims video on mah profile. He came to teh shelter on 1-21-09, and I fot dat he wud be dopted rite away. I knew he was special teh day I seed him. Butt, we didn’t kno dat he waz sposed to b ours.
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Dere was sumpfing bout dis kitteh dat maed me neber wanna puts him down. Iz like he was hugging meh wen I held him. I told John dat he had to cum down and juss hold dis liddle bebeh before hims got dopted. He came down to hold him on Tuesday, and saw hao special he was. We tawked dat nite and teh next morning, and decided dat Valentino had to own us.
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He got tutored and we brot him to hims forever home on Thrusday nite. We’re still introducing him to teh fambly. Will be upsetting fur a while, den eberyfing will be bettah den eber.
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I’ll try to post some pics later today, wen hims taeks a nap.
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Happeh Valentino’s Day, to awl mah CheezFrenz.
Yay! Yay! Win win win!!
Elebenty zillion burgers to u!!!
Snorgles and smoo to ur kitteh….
FANK YEW!!!
We iz ober teh moon wif happeh!
wondermuss!! fangs for sharing yr story, and for sharing wif da kittehs yr TLC.
*passes over homeade Valolntime wif “No matter where you Rome, me owlways wanna be yr frend! be my Valentime”
Fank yew, Sweetpea!
Iz byootiful Valolntime!
I posted four pics on mah profile. Moar later…meny moar later.
Oh, that’s wonderful! Shmoos to Valentino and to you and your family for giving him a forever home!
hooray! hooray! yay! w00t! w00t!
Wut lubberly gud gnoos, Romeow! It really maid mai day to reed ur nouncement! Schmoos to ur famblee and Valentino. Will go and luk at ur profile for pics.
Nawt enny pics frum heer yet, on mah profile.
We taeked 200+ pics on teh furr nite, but we’ve been habing too much fun playin wif him to post dem.
I’z supervising him while I speek. He’s on teh cat tree and bird cage – lukin at teh burdee. He can’t beleeb dat we keeps a nom in a cage.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww! Such a sweet storee – Ai’s so glad for yu an John an Valentino!
What a wonderful gift for all. Unconditional Love for the peeps
and a forever home for one who needs it.
Yay for teh n00b!
Tomorrow is my Liam’s “Gotcha Day.” One year ago he adopted me and Esme.
I can’ts beleeb iz been a yeer!
I like teh “Gotcha Day.”
Apparently, peeps whut adopt human kittehs celolbrate bof teh bebbeh’s birfday and their “Gotcha Day” because that is teh day they joined teh fambly. I borryed it a little for my kitteh kittehs because I donot knoes when their birfdays rly is.
Yay! Hugs and hedbonks for bebbeh Valentino! And congrats for givin’a shelter kitteh a forever home!
*wipes leeky iyes*..sniffles..hiccups..sniff…
Awwwwwww dats sew grate!!
I lubs a Happitayl endin
Congrtayoolayshuns Mr an Mrs Romeow for teh gnuest addishun to teh famblee.
We ♥ yoo
Dat iz so grate wen u kin maek a connekshun lyk dat, speshulee rite frum teh start. Ai hab a happitayl fur teh egsitement ob ur noo adbensur togeber. Best wishez awl arown as ur famblee awl get reakwaynted wiff eech uber. A noo fren chaynjez ebreewun – ushulee fur teh bettur!
taht iz wunderful, taht yoo haz reskyood a noo frend! he sownds very sweetie, an i am happy for yoo an yor fambly!
ohhh, i haz a big happii fur yuz an yur new kitteh bebbeh!!!!11!!!
Awww, wat a purrrfeck valentines dai pwesent!! meny congratulashuns!
Ai haz such a happeh foar yu!
Mai brayn, it nawt wurking so gud just nao (see belo) so ai nawt duing so gud wif wurds, sowry, but… oh, ai haz such a hyooj happeh fur awl uv yu!!!!!!!!!
ohai, wut a GRATE fing tew hab foar teh ballentynes dai! conga cats tew yew awl!
*happitayl danses awl roun*
yay for romeow and teh famblee!
{{{romeow and teh famblee}}}
and happitayl ballentynes tew all teh cheezpeepz!
Concatumalashuns, Romeow, tuu yuur famblee adn teh neu bebbeh kitteh:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Romeow & Famblee & Neu Valentino Kitteh }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*swims into the thread*
Flowers and poetry! I think this pretty kitty is a romantic at heart!
Happy Valentine’s Day cheesefriends!
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3303274
Awww…fang queue, Hugh! Yu brings teh romans to ICHC, ifinkso.
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*singing kwietly to self, “Iv gawt a crush on Hugh…”*
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WOW! nyse wurk, Hugh! Happee Vallemtymez Dae to yoo too!
Hugh, yuu ar suches a huuuuuuuge romantik yuurseylfe!!!
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Of Toepix: Ai gawt 2 bunnirabbits yestermadai and AI donut kno wot to cawl tehm, mebbe teh Cheezpeeps can halp? Tehy is bofe gurl bunnis, bowt a yeer old; wun is smoekee grey, awl ober an sawft lyk vevlet. Teh ovver is a Dutch rabbit so is blak form her tayul to her armpits, tehn whyt acrorss her sholders an chest an down her frunt legs, her hed an eers is blak, apart form a whyt blayz up her nose.
As Ai gawt tehm awn Frydegg Furteenth Ai thort mebbee “Freys” an “Treize” or, as it wus teh day Bfor ValleyTyns, “Val” an “Tina”? Or mebbe “Rover” an “Fido”, juss to confyoos teh vet techs?!
Ennee ovver sujjestyuns?
Congratulashuns, Ambercat!
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Iz gotta be sum gud naems dat u can sings like
Midddddnittttte…and Dayyyyyylitttttte…I muss wate fur teh sunrise…
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I akshully reely liek Val and Tina.
Yesh. I grees wiv yoo Romeow
Or eebin Mem an Reez ?
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidnite n Daaaaaaaaylite, FTW!!
hmmmmm wut be ur prob?? dats frum Cats, if u evr seen it!
Memmmmmmmreees…….
problem? Ambercat is well nown fur hur renditshuns 0 dat song. shurelee you nawt be saying her purrrrformance be a prob…
her purrrrformance iz alwais fer teh win an bery gud fer gibing teh eerwurm, hee hee!
yesh, and it is very loud, at least dats wot da nayborz say.
ohh sorry but u sehs FTW! ai’m nu heer, so i didnt no dat! sorry! pleez halp meh owt wit dis kinda stuhf! her song sownded bery gud, yesh it did! yesh i lyk memree tu!
i thot the FTW mite have confuzed you- it means For the Win!, and is usually accompanied byapproval adn silly laffings.
Thanks for aksepting my frend invitashuns; glad to halp win i can.
oh, adn anuther sillly joke here is that if someone uses “surely…” the person to whom it be writed can say “DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!”
wich is a ref from a sillee moobie (Airplane?)
ok, fanks bery much! i will trai to membr dose. yesh, im just so yust tu mai envirnment where ftw meens f*** the world. mai bad! fanks agin
Ohai linin!
Iffen u wan tew see sum uv teh funnee terms an sayins u cahn luuk at teh lolspeek glossaree!
Luuk rite up tawp uv this commint thred, rite abuv Lolcatburglars nawt sekund commint an u seeing sum bloo writin taht sais “Learn lolspeak-teh furst language born uv teh intertubes” . If u cliking awn taht u goes tew teh glossaree an cahn see eckplanashuns uv sum uv the terms lyke FTW, STN, CHRG an sew awn!
Ai did taht wen ai nawt sekund started poastin heer cuz ai wuz barresed taht ai cuddnt figger wot wat sum uv tehm meened.
teh bloo linkee is at teh tawp uv ebree commint thred fer handee refrunce.
Cept, ai jus cheked an STN iz nawt listed, sorree, Dat meens So There Naow er So There, Nyah!
ohai! fanks foar ansrin! u rox mai sox
Butt (hehe) is ok to ask, 2! Moast peeps will be happy to eggsplane fings when u doesn’t noes sumfink. Ai also bery mush recommend teh cheez town cryer 4 awl teh latest gnus and important stuffs, but mabbeh u awlready noes dat wun.
yesh, i noes dat wun awlredy, but fanks neewayz! fanks, can u be on mai frendslist?
Ai habs just rekwested u, mai deer. Ai very mush wants to be ur frend. *shyly extends feeler to shake hands wif linin*
*reluctantly shakes hand*
okay, i septs it!
an yesh, ebreewun be bery nyce heer!!!! FANKS TU EBREEWUN!!!
*tikkles awl upfis liddlol feetz*
Yesh, ebreewun bery nyce bout splainin butt (!) ai wuzznt shore wen ai started owt, felt kinda stoopy! An den ai felt stoopy fer feline stoopy wen ebreewun wuz sew hepful! Wuz teh vishus cycle ub feline stoopy! Halp! Letz meh owt!!
hehehehehehehe! Stop dat, will u!!! *ROTFL*
I noes it is hard to bleeve hao nice de peeps be here and hao halpful. Is much to lurn for teh outer wurld.
caerful,Upfi
Yoo mite has a askident
*passes upfi a 100p towel*
Oh, fank u! Wot askident cud ai habs, ai wunders … mai flat is a mess, so ai can roll around as mush as ai laik, won’t mayk mush of change.
Heehee yoo sed Butt …
Oreo Dusty
Cawls tehm Hass adn Feffer
Or mebbee Gillygilly an Ossenfeffer?
Hop and TooIt?
Raisins and Beens?
I like “Rover” and “Fido”, but I’m strange like that. I want a cat named Spot and a dog named Peaches, too.
ooo if you ever get a cat named spot, you could borrow da poetry Data on StarTrek, Next Generashun made up fr his cat named Spot.
Tae and Bo?
Fur teh bunneh kicks.
ai lyking Val an Tina!
Iz u startin local branch uv Bunway Ayrelynes?
Oar u cud going wif teh classiks frum teh Peter Rabbit, Flopsy an Mopsy
lolz, yesh ai lykes Tae and Bo? or wut bowt Ying and Yang? lolz. it dpends wut day luk lyks. if day black&whyt, den do Ying and Yang
Ohai linin!
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Dis wil bee tuff desision, sew mannee gud choicez!
Ohai!!! wut u bin up tu laytlee?
ohhh, i haz da big happii fur yuz tuz an yur new bunniz. i lubz tu snuggelz da bunniz
wee hadda fren whut hadda rabbit naymed “arfur”… yoo noes — “R” for rabbit.
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dunno abowt sekkund bunneh tho!
Ginger and Maryann
or lucy and ethel if dey lukz like dey gonna bii mischevius
heerz burfday fairy wif a big speshul valentine HAPPY BURFDAY for evreewun hoo haz tehms burfday today!! today is teh burfday ob Kittybear9509, an if it iz being yor burfday too let us kno!! i haz bringed hart-shaypd suger-cookeez wif pink frosting an sprinklz, choklit truffels, an a big hart-shayped torte wif fresh starwberreez an razzleberriez an cherreez an blooberreez an wippy kreem! along wif teh sparkly party punch an shiny red poynty party hats wif puffy harts on top!! an for tohse hoo luvs valentines day, tehr are pink and yellow an green a purplol kandy harts taht say “hot stuff” an “kiss me” an “hoo lubs yoo” an “sweetie” an all those mushy fings (an tehse kandy harts akshully tayst gud, unlike regulor kandy harts), an liddle headbands wif bobbly fings liek antennaz wif sparkly harts on teh top taht boblol arownd!! if yoo duznt like valentines day, if yoo iz unlukky at luv or duznt like being told yoo haz to buy kards an kandy an flowrs on a certin day or if yor sweetie duznt like valentines day thus leeving yoo hi an dry an dissamapoynted, for yoo i haz blak kandy harts (but tehy not taysts like likrish, tehy tastes liek choklit an blak cherry an gud fings!!) taht say “buzz off” an “luv stinks” an fings like taht, an i haz also setted up a game ob “shoot cupid in teh butt wif himz own arrows!!” (like pin teh tayl on teh donkkee, only yor allowed to see wut yor doing
) an a big luvvy swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday an valentine wishes come troo!!
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Birfday fairy u iz alwais ful uv win an awsum!
*puts awn bobbly hart hedband*
*grabz bo an arro, shootz at cupids butt, misses, arro fliez awf inno owtside spaice*
Dis is wai dey doan let meh hab pointee fings!
ohh but pointee fings arr soo much fun!!
ai r conseedered a dainger tew maisef an utters
oh noes dats not gud… well den no moor pointee fings for yoos!
burfday fairy, yur teh best! yu finks ov ebberybody!
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i only has wun kweshun – WARE DOES YU FIND KANDY HARTS TAHT TASTES GUD???!!! i neber herd of suchafing!
oh mai! teh kandee harts ar mayde by Necco wich is in Boston, an mai DH iz frum Boston, an in hiz fambly iz cunsiddered base trechury to suggest Necco harts nawt tayste gud.
wuns ai mayde mistake uv saying teh whyt Necco wayferz r teh cinnanom, an hiz mom sed, “tehy r NAWT cinnanom” an we luuked up onlyne and turned owt ai wuz rite.
uh-oh.
welllllll…ai r frum kinda neer Bawston(akshullee Noo Hamster, nex door aneehaow) an ai admitz ai fink teh Necco harts an teh wafers taist pleh! Dey bery gud fer writin awn teh chawkbord!
kewl! i nebber new that! i figger dey must be good fr something…
ai don’t lyke tehm! ai jus sed iz big fing in mai DH’s famblee…
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teh *sob* “choklit” wunz ar teh PLEH-est tho.
Tehy haz bean round bout ferebber sew sumwun must lyking tehm but teh r pleh an blarg tew meh. Candee spose tew taisting gud, darn it!
But mai Nana uzed tew luv tehm. Corse she luved Moxie tew *shudders*
to me tehy just tasyte like sugar taht iz tryin too hard.
okays. don’t string me up for treason. de Necco hards don’t nawt taste gud.
giglol]
[whispers behind hand, "no, 'nawt taste gud' rilly just duzn't cover it- dey be teh Major Pleh!!
nebber gud idea tu wunup da momma
Ai din’t fink u wuz spozed 2 eet candee harts – I alwaiz kept dem till dey fell 2 peesiz
oh, fank yoo, evreebody!! to ansser yor qwestion, 2minions, to get teh kandee harts taht tayst gud, i telled teh trolz to maek tehm tayst nasty ikky-poo. so ob korse, sinse trolz nebber liek wuts gud, tehy maed teh kandee harts tayst gud kawze tahts wut tehy finked iz ikky-poo pleh!!
LOLZ DA CHEZBURGER FOR ME DUDE.
Rozes are red,
Vylits are bloo,
No they’re not,
Violet is light purple.
Who writes things like that, anyways?
Fan.Taz.Tik!
Rozes are red,
Poets are color-blind…
… U don lyk wut ai sed?
Den pay it no nebbermind.
Dere tuched in teh hed
Sew pleez bee kind?
Thankey
fank u! happetail balentinez tew u!
i hab da gelus of Romeow an Ambercat tho i no getz kittiz or bunniz tuday, just flourz an da kandiz. wuld rather have da kittiz and bunniz
*staggurs in an collapsis intu a flat puddul uv fur*
Ohai! Ai hoam frum teh mikrochipping clinic at teh hoomayn sosietee!
Clinic waz spost tu start at 12. Sum uv us camed erlee tu get reddy… ai mopped floors wif watur an bleech fur eggzampul. Peeps started ariving at 11:30, so we startid then. Teh uvver VA an vet tek stoodints awl camed aftur 12, an bai tehn, owr wun big rush waz ober! Ai waz bizzy bizzy, taeking kittehs an goggehs tu treetmint room, restrayning fur injekshun, an taeking back tu tehir hyoomins!
Sean did a nawsum job up frunt… awl tehy axed him tu du waz tell peeps tu go tu teh back if tehy was wanting teh mikrochips, but him waz ansuring phones an helping peeps du adopshun paperwurks an an an… an ebreefing! *haz a hyooj prowd uv BF*
Waz kwiet laytur, so we cudduled sum kittehs.
An teh boluteer coordinator, hur so happeh bowt teh nu kitteh toys an fings! altho we not gotted tu trai tehm tuday.
Waz eggzosting, tho, an Sean be berry stiff, aifinkso, eben tho tehy waz akkomodayting an fownd him stool tu sitting awn an nawt mayde him tu be running arownd oar ennyfing.
We gunna haz toona sammiches fur supper an watch TB. Tihs being owr valentyne’s day sillybrayshun, cause we no gots enerjees fur moar! But iz awl gud.
{{{{{{{{Prysma-kitteh an Sean}}}}}}}}}
Afpurr whut wundruss werks yoo did toady, togevver, yoo deserb a sit doan .
What a speshull way to spend Valentines Day.
Awwwwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥♥
O {{{{pk}}}} wat a wundermus fing u dewing tehre! Haz a reelazing ebening, u haz moast defimatelee eerend it!
*tucks floofy blankee round pk an Sean. serves trai uv tuna sammiches an mugs uv mato soop wif lil goldfish crakkers floatin innit*
Yay for u and Sean! U ROCK! Wot a way to sillybrate Valentyne’s day! U is a hero, u reely is.
hooray! u guyz did a grate job!
{{{{{{{{{{awl teh mayzingly wunnermus cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}
Yu guis be teh bestest frenz ennybudy eber had, aifinkso, yesh ai duz!!!!
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HAPPEH BALENTYNES DAI, CHEEZFRENZ!!!
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Problee ai nawt be back tunyte, so ai seez yu tumorro.
*wandurs awf tu negoshiate wif Loki n Angel an Trick fur teh contents uv teh toona cans*
Dat sowndz liek a dai well spent. U dezerb 2 put ur feet up naow!
oh, taht sownds fantastik!! wut a wundermus fing to do for teh peepls an tehr aminlols!! yoo kan being prowd ob a job well dun!! an yor sean, too, i kno him haz teh bad bak payn an trubbles, so taht is wunderful taht him wuz able to helping owt! {{{{{p-k an sean}}}}}
Happy Valentines Day to all mai speshul bestest cheezfrends!! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3421485
I prefer to keeeees you on the nose. :3
Kitteh no cayrz wut
cullurr Prittee Flowurrz amz,
day smellz deelytefull
Kitteh knoez Sammun
shoodz beez flaykee andz sweetz 4
sawfft andz silkee fur
Kitteh knoez himz haz
wunndurrfull Hewminz dat grantz
awllmoast ebbee wish
Jack.
Beautiful Jack!!!!
yay jack! yoo always write such lubly pomes!
Salmon IS ORANGE, OOORRAAANGGGEE!!!!!
cha, i wud like a cheezbrger
i dont dont the burger i just wont the CHEEZ!!!
Awsum hhahahaha lolz!! XD