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Roses are red,



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Roses are red, and salmon too. I’d prefer a cheezburger, How ’bout you?

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but iz valentines day. u suppozed 2 bring me a floweh.

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  1. How bout a hart-shaped cheezburger wif salmons on teh side?

  2. annipuss says:

    Dat’s a gud eye deer

  3. PrincessOfChaos says:

    Butt I wants chokolit! Wahh!

  4. Cygnia says:

    Kitteh iz sew romantik!

  5. DrTinyCatsApprentice says:

    Cheezburgr sownds gud (:
    candlelit table wif a rose in the middle?
    even better :)
    happity valentines day eberywun!!

  6. Ambercat says:

    Ai bort yu a duzzen redroses, but Ai eeted ten!

  7. Sasso says:

    Ohai choclik sammons??? Ifinknot.

  8. catslave says:

    jus like Chocolate Phish only BIGGER LOL

  9. Dope Gangsta says:

    Actually I will not prefer either. I am sick and I have to eat vitamins. Ugh.

  10. Sasso says:

    ey do haz big bukit ob Dovz hartz 2 shar
    wif ebry 1.
    Happiti valentinez day

  11. bluesfan473 says:

    ah’ll taik teh roses….butt (hee!) a cheezeburger duz sownd gud rite abowt naow!

  12. Sasso says:

    eyi loves da Sweedish Fishies
    MMmmmm Chewy

  13. Romeow says:

    I habs a nouncement!
    We bringed hoem liddle Bebeh Valentino frum teh shelter on Thursday nite!
    .
    I habs a linkee to hims video on mah profile. He came to teh shelter on 1-21-09, and I fot dat he wud be dopted rite away. I knew he was special teh day I seed him. Butt, we didn’t kno dat he waz sposed to b ours.
    .
    Dere was sumpfing bout dis kitteh dat maed me neber wanna puts him down. Iz like he was hugging meh wen I held him. I told John dat he had to cum down and juss hold dis liddle bebeh before hims got dopted. He came down to hold him on Tuesday, and saw hao special he was. We tawked dat nite and teh next morning, and decided dat Valentino had to own us.
    .
    He got tutored and we brot him to hims forever home on Thrusday nite. We’re still introducing him to teh fambly. Will be upsetting fur a while, den eberyfing will be bettah den eber.
    .
    I’ll try to post some pics later today, wen hims taeks a nap.
    .
    Happeh Valentino’s Day, to awl mah CheezFrenz.

  14. *swims into the thread*

    Flowers and poetry! I think this pretty kitty is a romantic at heart!
    Happy Valentine’s Day cheesefriends!
    .
    http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3303274

  15. Ambercat says:

    Of Toepix: Ai gawt 2 bunnirabbits yestermadai and AI donut kno wot to cawl tehm, mebbe teh Cheezpeeps can halp? Tehy is bofe gurl bunnis, bowt a yeer old; wun is smoekee grey, awl ober an sawft lyk vevlet. Teh ovver is a Dutch rabbit so is blak form her tayul to her armpits, tehn whyt acrorss her sholders an chest an down her frunt legs, her hed an eers is blak, apart form a whyt blayz up her nose.
    As Ai gawt tehm awn Frydegg Furteenth Ai thort mebbee “Freys” an “Treize” or, as it wus teh day Bfor ValleyTyns, “Val” an “Tina”? Or mebbe “Rover” an “Fido”, juss to confyoos teh vet techs?!
    Ennee ovver sujjestyuns?

  16. burfday fairy says:

    heerz burfday fairy wif a big speshul valentine HAPPY BURFDAY for evreewun hoo haz tehms burfday today!! today is teh burfday ob Kittybear9509, an if it iz being yor burfday too let us kno!! i haz bringed hart-shaypd suger-cookeez wif pink frosting an sprinklz, choklit truffels, an a big hart-shayped torte wif fresh starwberreez an razzleberriez an cherreez an blooberreez an wippy kreem! along wif teh sparkly party punch an shiny red poynty party hats wif puffy harts on top!! an for tohse hoo luvs valentines day, tehr are pink and yellow an green a purplol kandy harts taht say “hot stuff” an “kiss me” an “hoo lubs yoo” an “sweetie” an all those mushy fings (an tehse kandy harts akshully tayst gud, unlike regulor kandy harts), an liddle headbands wif bobbly fings liek antennaz wif sparkly harts on teh top taht boblol arownd!! if yoo duznt like valentines day, if yoo iz unlukky at luv or duznt like being told yoo haz to buy kards an kandy an flowrs on a certin day or if yor sweetie duznt like valentines day thus leeving yoo hi an dry an dissamapoynted, for yoo i haz blak kandy harts (but tehy not taysts like likrish, tehy tastes liek choklit an blak cherry an gud fings!!) taht say “buzz off” an “luv stinks” an fings like taht, an i haz also setted up a game ob “shoot cupid in teh butt wif himz own arrows!!” (like pin teh tayl on teh donkkee, only yor allowed to see wut yor doing :D ) an a big luvvy swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday an valentine wishes come troo!!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****♥♥♥¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****♥♥♥¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****♥♥♥

  17. emma says:

    LOLZ DA CHEZBURGER FOR ME DUDE.

  18. D.R. says:

    Rozes are red,

    Vylits are bloo,

    No they’re not,

    Violet is light purple.

    Who writes things like that, anyways? ;)

  19. 3kittymomma says:

    :) happity balentinez daiz tu all da cheezpeepz!!!

  20. *staggurs in an collapsis intu a flat puddul uv fur*
    Ohai! Ai hoam frum teh mikrochipping clinic at teh hoomayn sosietee!
    Clinic waz spost tu start at 12. Sum uv us camed erlee tu get reddy… ai mopped floors wif watur an bleech fur eggzampul. Peeps started ariving at 11:30, so we startid then. Teh uvver VA an vet tek stoodints awl camed aftur 12, an bai tehn, owr wun big rush waz ober! Ai waz bizzy bizzy, taeking kittehs an goggehs tu treetmint room, restrayning fur injekshun, an taeking back tu tehir hyoomins!
    Sean did a nawsum job up frunt… awl tehy axed him tu du waz tell peeps tu go tu teh back if tehy was wanting teh mikrochips, but him waz ansuring phones an helping peeps du adopshun paperwurks an an an… an ebreefing! *haz a hyooj prowd uv BF*
    Waz kwiet laytur, so we cudduled sum kittehs. :D
    An teh boluteer coordinator, hur so happeh bowt teh nu kitteh toys an fings! altho we not gotted tu trai tehm tuday.
    Waz eggzosting, tho, an Sean be berry stiff, aifinkso, eben tho tehy waz akkomodayting an fownd him stool tu sitting awn an nawt mayde him tu be running arownd oar ennyfing.
    We gunna haz toona sammiches fur supper an watch TB. Tihs being owr valentyne’s day sillybrayshun, cause we no gots enerjees fur moar! But iz awl gud. :)

    • tidmum says:

      {{{{{{{{Prysma-kitteh an Sean}}}}}}}}}
      Afpurr whut wundruss werks yoo did toady, togevver, yoo deserb a sit doan .
      What a speshull way to spend Valentines Day.
      Awwwwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥♥

    • bluesfan473 says:

      O {{{{pk}}}} wat a wundermus fing u dewing tehre! Haz a reelazing ebening, u haz moast defimatelee eerend it!

      *tucks floofy blankee round pk an Sean. serves trai uv tuna sammiches an mugs uv mato soop wif lil goldfish crakkers floatin innit*

    • upfi says:

      Yay for u and Sean! U ROCK! Wot a way to sillybrate Valentyne’s day! U is a hero, u reely is.

    • tessm says:

      hooray! u guyz did a grate job!

    • {{{{{{{{{{awl teh mayzingly wunnermus cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}
      Yu guis be teh bestest frenz ennybudy eber had, aifinkso, yesh ai duz!!!!
      .
      HAPPEH BALENTYNES DAI, CHEEZFRENZ!!!
      .
      Problee ai nawt be back tunyte, so ai seez yu tumorro. :)
      *wandurs awf tu negoshiate wif Loki n Angel an Trick fur teh contents uv teh toona cans*

    • annipuss says:

      Dat sowndz liek a dai well spent. U dezerb 2 put ur feet up naow!

    • lunarmommy says:

      oh, taht sownds fantastik!! wut a wundermus fing to do for teh peepls an tehr aminlols!! yoo kan being prowd ob a job well dun!! an yor sean, too, i kno him haz teh bad bak payn an trubbles, so taht is wunderful taht him wuz able to helping owt! {{{{{p-k an sean}}}}}

  21. kerrykatz4 says:

    Happy Valentines Day to all mai speshul bestest cheezfrends!! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3421485

  22. nismo says:

    I prefer to keeeees you on the nose. :3

  23. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh no cayrz wut
    cullurr Prittee Flowurrz amz,
    day smellz deelytefull

    Kitteh knoez Sammun
    shoodz beez flaykee andz sweetz 4
    sawfft andz silkee fur

    Kitteh knoez himz haz
    wunndurrfull Hewminz dat grantz
    awllmoast ebbee wish :-)

    Jack.

  24. iasd says:

    Salmon IS ORANGE, OOORRAAANGGGEE!!!!!

  25. meow says:

    cha, i wud like a cheezbrger

  26. Gigikitty12 says:

    i dont dont the burger i just wont the CHEEZ!!!

  27. Daparuson says:

    Awsum hhahahaha lolz!! XD


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