Hey, bar-keep! Who’s carpet do you have to throw up on to get a drink around here?
hao abowt mine? I gonna barf on it anywayz.
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Ai haz a thurstee
yay for Annipuss and judson!!!
wud u liek a small snack tu go wif da cawffee? I has just baekd cupcaeks wifs pairs an chocklit ships
oh dat souns swell nenne, fanx. Yestiddy fer V-day I maded muh wunder-wyfe a batch of cuppykakes and cut dem in half lyke a layer cake and puts the lemon curd inna midlol. Sum swiss budderkreme awn top and TaDa! Dey wented over big and der are seberal left, hep yerselbs eveybuddy.
ooh… yummie! lemmings curd – dat is berree berree yummi!
*goes ober to Marthas site to see wat swiss budderkreme is… she’ll know – fur sure!!!*
my spouse is Marfa Junky, she only allows us to spend extra fer the Tivo akawse den she can has five hours a week week weeeeek of Marfa. I yam nawt a fan, she makes me wanna yell at the TV. She get sum innerestin guests and den she won’t STFU an let dem talk. Den she pix up sum tools and demonstrates that she nawt particular competant wiff dem. Urrrrg, She hasta keep buyin new and bigger places bekawse none ob her naybers can stan her.
ha ha – ai noe what u mean – but ai liek her webbiesite – shes not as ann oying dere
Judson??? may ai speek? Ai know we awlmoast became frenz there fur a bit. An there ar troolee mennee things ai DOO laik about yoo.
Just nawt heer pleez.
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But wud yoo pleez nawt uze taht akronym? It duz jar me out ov teh jentle peesful mood ai am usuallee traing to be in when heer.
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An pleez remembrr taht ai werked fur teh USArmee fur mennee years. Mai eers ar NAWT tath tender!
I yam very sawy JCH4/5K I din’t mean to offend. I huess I assumed dat wiff WTF being accepted that sum others of the same ilk might be as well. I’ll stawp immediately. I am also troubled about you saying ‘we almoast became frenz there fer a bit’ I fot we had been frenz, did I do sumfin to put the kybosh on dat? An if so wut kin I do to fix it?
Well – yoo know – fur a taim there!
But awl iz OK nao. An akshulle, ai dont much laik teh accepted wun eether. An ai know ai cant chanj teh whillrd!
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But pleez nawt to be trubbled. We AR frenz nao!
Whuff! fanx, I hadda werried, Ai wuz afraid I wuz in fer wun ob dose “you noes wut you did” sichuashuns fum whitch der is no exkape. I will liminate awl bofe of they phrases frum muh lolspeek. I still fink dat Marfa needs to lern dat sumtimes she is nawt the most inneresting person on her show.
Thanks, judson!
Ai dont wach hur show eithur. Moastlee just teh noos, Keith O, Rachel M, Jon & Stephen, teh Sci Fi channel, Histree channel
But ai hardlee ebber just sit an wach!
an . . .BBC! – oh! an moovees! An sumtaims teh PBS!
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Akshoolee, taht’s a LOT!!
…ai’m drinkun’ agin…
I bin waiting ferebber an I haz a fursty!
GMTA Judson!
Luks lyk its jest us annipuss so less link arms an go skippin gaily orf to the ty booteek.
Wenebber u sai dat, seberul uvver peepl wayk up an start poastin!
Huh Huh Huh Horrrk, OK – there! Naow bring me a dubble skawtch, singlol malt – speysyde
melikey *kic* skodge.
purrhaps weeth a teensy bit uf teh spreeg water, tu.
>blargg<
ai haz mousetini
stirred nawt shakken
good cawl, you nedder wanna shkaek a mousetini, it bruises the mowse.
or is dat cawt not releesed?
good wuns, judson an annipuss
dansee dansee dansee/ drinkee?
It’s cawfee tiem heer! Too erlee fur ennifing strawnger!
ai no dansee todai, ai fell on teh ise yesterdai an skrapeed mai knee an an an it made me crai, but mai brudders goggies were berry simpathetik as they boff hab fallen two. tehy no laff, but gib me likkees.
oh – ouch!
*runs to da medusin kabinett an gets out sordid band ayds…*
I can offur winnie de puh, disney prinessus, kittehs and goggies – an may faburite – hippawpottamusses dans dans dansing…
ooooo ai has ippawpottamusses danseeing! ai iz goggie sitting at mai brudder’s an fownd owt yesterdai taht tehy neerlee had teh older goggie go ober teh bridj last Sat. Her rear legs don’t werk an she has a little wheelchare taht tehy gawt her, an she sew kyoot kroosin arown in her chare, happytale, but has been pooin in teh hawse sinse ai came an ai has mai pointee enz krawssed ai no habs tew gib her baff. good fots an prayers for Satchi frum teh Cheezfrens? she berry sweet goggie, an funnee two…
awwww
sendin gud fouts an beems fer {{{Satchi}}} an u {{{MM}}}, ai hoap u r nawt hurted frum fawlin. Ai haz a beeg skared uv taht in teh winnertyme cuz ai nawt as flexibel az ai wunce wuz an alreddee haz teh bahd legz an gnees. Ai doan need tew be floppin round lyke a ragdollie!
me neever, bf473. ai brokded teh bases ob mai metatarsals in one foot 6 yeers ago an hab plate an skrews in taht foot an it hurts cos its nao gots teh arthur itis in it, an ob korse iz teh wun ai falls on. ai has to hobbel all ober tehr hawse to kleen up after Satchi, an tehn me, an tehn kudden find tehr band aids. wuz a big pleh. todai better aihopeso!
{{{{Satchi and mugglemary}}}}
awwww, fangs kew, Q!
when she wuz bebbeh goggie ai wuz goggie sitting an she ate mai glasses.
ai onlee find teh lenzes when ai wakes up, an ai wuz berry confuzzled.
althow she wun ob tohs goggees hoo like to eet teh poops, so maybee cheezpeeps nawt want Satchee kisses too neer tehr moufs. she duz kyoot nibblee fingee when she berry happee sew mebbee taht instedd.
good fawts to Satchi… hugz for mugglemary… (((((((((Satchi)))))))) ((((((((mugglemary)))))))) elebentee!!!1!
fangs kew, krelm!
an also fangs kew tew bf473!!
Satchi gibs nise kisses tew all teh cheezfrenz!!
Por Mary – yu luk ahfter awl teh odder peeps, an teh furry peeps too, but hoo luks ahfter yu! Yu sit tehre an rest forawyl. An Ai hoeps Satchi can werk owt wich bits ob her bak end she can still has control ober!
fangs kew, Ambercat!!
odder peeps indeed. if yoo onlee new…
im putting a foto ob Satchi on my profile. shes a good kid fur a goggie.
ai go take shower nao, tehn rest.
(nobuddy luk ahfter me..fink ai go eet wurms…)
NOOOOOOOOO!!! Nawt teh werms! We wud taek caer ov yoo if we cud. . .
the bartender noes dat dis kitteh is gonna be a prollem customer an probly nawt a good tipper.
Preferably not mine cheers, I just had it steam cleaned.
Dis is wen I yam usually up on weekdays nawt weekenz, but I kooden sleeps an lyin der listenen to yer heart beat is reassuring but Boring,
At leest u noe dat it is still beetin!
*Dansee, danse. Whoop! Slip and slide across teh flore.
G’morning, all! Time for coughee, T, and scones?
Good Whoopin! particularly at dis hour of the day. I will takes you up onna kind offer ob coughy but I’ll hold orf onna scones, I is up too errly so I has time to make de Crumpets, dey are very nommey wiff leftover Lemon Curd.
here in Amurka we calls dem Ingerlish Muffins. I guess in TTI dey wooden call em Ingerlish Muffins kawse dats redundant and dey wooden call dem jest muffins cause den the real muffins wood git unhappy so dey calls dem crumpets. Leest dats how I figgurs it.
ai yoosed to bai crumpets that were REEL crumpets, nawt Ingerlish Muffins. They was nomnomnommy, but habbents seed fur a whiles.
ai can has wun ob yur cuppee caykes frum yesterdai?
>likks wiskers, looks hopefulls<
Ub Korse yer welcum to awl yew want, Mi cocina es su cocina!
nomm nomm nommeeee!!!
iz berree good!!
But… crumpets an Ingerlish muffins is nawt teh saem fing! Teh crumpets is maed wiv baking soda an has lawts ob bubbly holes in dem wehr teh melted butter collects (temporarily before runnin down ur chin). An teh muffins is sorta liek a bred roll dat’s been sat awn, but chewier. An u can has sweet muffins wiv froot oar choklit in dat are sorta liek cupcakes but diffrent, an savoree muffins dat is liek teh sat awn bred rolls. An ai finkso ur biskits is owr scones, an owr biskits is ur cookies, an ai say tomahto an u say tomayto.
So, we has two types ob muffins but we duz nawt rlly call dem different fings. But u is rite dat we doesn’t call eever of dem Ingerlish!
An awl confewshin iz nao swept away!
Teh best way to fix things iz fur us just to com there an yoo can demonstrayte!
But, speeking ov tomahterz, an Ingerlish frend sed teh KYOOTEST thing (fur mai aiez) a bit ago. He sed – Teh gritting lorry duzn’t com awn hiz street! Gritting lorry??
An we haz just playne old sand truks!
Ai never thot tehr cud be anything kewt about gritting lorries. Altho ai wud have been happy to see wun last week wehn it was all I C.
Oh deer Martoonie! If yoo awnlee knew hao utterly charming Ai find teh Ingerlish akscent! An yes! So cyoot! LOL!!
ai sekkonds taht, Janet! ai lubs teh gritting lorry!!!
Teh bigstrawngbois, wiv teh sno shuvells an no sherts wud has been cyooter an eben mor welcum tahn teh gritty lorry!
An ai suppose u wud have offered to warm tehm up again once tehy’d finished, huh, Ambercat?
Weeeeeeeellll, juss to be plite, yu unnerstand!
ai cans see Ambercat taking advantaj ob BSBs after tehy falls on ise, pushing them arownd laik kurling stone…
oh yesh! i wuz reading (redding?) aboot da TTI weathur adn LOL at da grit shortage. Nawt dat it wuznt cirrius sitchoo-ashun, butt (hee hee) fur sum reezun, eye thawt da wurd “grit” instead of road salt or sand seemed funnee. my wierd sens ob hoomor ifinkso!
I hopes da rodes in TTI do nawt get two icee fur da rest ob da weentur.
An tehn tehre’s “chips” – Merkan “chips” is TTI “crisps” and TTI “Chips” is Merkin “frys”, eksept wen yu is playin poek her….
Ohai Ambercat! Did u deecyde wat tew naim ur noo bunnehs yet? ai haz a cureeous!
Yus – teh verdikt went in fayver ob “Val” an “Tina”. Teh smoekeegrey bunnirabbit is Valerie and teh blakanwhyt wun is Martina. An tehy lyk choooin an norrin an eetin an scrabblin up teihr beddin and dumpin it in teh run! Tina coms furr cuddles but Val is mor shyer. An Axl Pinny Gig is sulkin!
An heer ai “thort” yoo wuz nayming tehm fur Valentine’s Day!!
Ai am – sortov! “Val” an “Tine”; juss maed into ‘proper’ naems…an tehn breevyayted bak agin!
mmmm. Thomas’ Ingerlish muffoons with lemon curd. Want. Is very early heer in Mitchigan USA. My stomach is not awake yet.
Ah’ll haz a dubble milk an leev teh boddle bartender!
dats wun kitteh yew doan wanna cross wen heez bin dwinking!
Da preest anna rabbi move quietly to the far end ob the bar and the drummer and de trombone plaer move to the far uther end gibbin Mean Kittheh Green lawtsa space inna midlol.
an teh gurillla an teh llama moove tew a table…
whwt bout teh guy wif teh littol man on his sholdur? (or parrot or frog etc.)
he went to baffroom!
an den tehy all left wif teh farmers dawter. (cept for teh travelin salesman, he was in teh baffroom wif teh frog, parrot, little man,
etc.)
iz gittin a liddlol crowded in tehre, aifinkso!
i got nuthin… nuthin sootable for dis tred eneeway…
tehre’s still teh peese ob tangulled up string an teh jraff, juss lion tehre…
Ambercat!!!! Put teh eis bag down!!! NOW!
*snerk*
Ai hoep yu diddunt keep yur hand in teh yse an in teh ayr for too lawng too. Blu is a verree nys culler, but nawt for fingers, Ai finkso!
Yu cud be a lidl teepot!
Oh! Taht iz mai best partee sawng! Ai will show yoo sum taimE
Ai haz lurned sumfing bout the lols this mornin! Ai dint reelize taht wen u luuk at sumwuns lols u cahn maiking a lidddle commint awn tehm. So fank u tew ebreewun whoo commintin awn mai lols, ai wuz nawt ignoring ur nyce commintz, ai dint kno tehy wuz dere!
LOL!! bluesfan4731 Yoo ar teh funny! But nawt to feel bad! Ai red ICHC fur 4 munths befoar ai figured out hao to see teh commints!
O {{{JCH5K}}} haow iz ur borked feenger feeline?
Much bedder, thanks.
Ai think they put PINS inni!
Hardlee hurtz at awl enemoar. But ai wont know hao well it werks for at leest a couple ov weeks yet.
Sayin who’s insted of whose is totly inekskyoozable, even fur lolcats.
so, whose axin’ yoo?? go bak too sleep…
Dachannian is ryte ob korse anywun fluent in lolspeek noes dat the prawper spellin is ‘Huze’.
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*Thwap* for apostrophe abuse!
Wriet out wun zillyun teims:
“Who’s” is erzackly saem az “Who is”, juss leik “It’s” is erzackly saem az “It is”
I didn’t even notice the apostrophe abuse, and I was an English major!
Um, it was the lack of coffee at this early hour, yeah, that was it!
Kitties know better, but they just don’t care that much!
(silly English language with all its rules and all the exceptions to those
rules)
Teh ideeya uv onlee wun correkt spelling iz being a berry reesint wun ennyway…
aifinkso iz tew eerlie fer a grammer er punshooashun lessin. an conseedering teh creeative spellin awn teh site a misplaiced apostrophee seems nawt sew portant
A myssplaised pohstrophee iys bowt az iymportent awn ICHC az iympropurr spehlling, wich iz: nawt muches, becuz kittehs heer jes doan caire bowt taht:
Ergo: Teh Myssplaised Pohstrophee wuz: A TEHMPIST INNA TEEPAWT!!!!!
Iz bery gud decor wen ur carpit an ur kitteh r almos teh saim culler! Noe wurries bout teh floof showin tehn!
Yesh! Ai’ll taek dat carpit in “tabby”. (will end up dat way soon enuff ennyway…). Is easiest if u has monochrome kitteh – awl blak, oar all white – den u can dress accordingly. Multicoloured kittehs – bery difficult to match teh floof to ur owtfit.
ai haz trubble wif taht, mai Tucker girlie iz moastly blak wif a liddle wite awn her chest an tummie. Mai Murhpy girlie iz mannee cullered stripey swirley kitteh, blak, brown, tan an lots uv wite tew. Dey haz lurned tew shedding apropriatlee for maximum floof showage!
Yesh, but I has a calico, so I has contrastin floof on my clothes,
no matter what!
I keep tryin to color – coordinate my kittehs, but they not
coopre coperr – they not helping
Iz troo… ai haz wun b&w, wun tabbeh n whyte, an wun floofeh orinj (nawt poinsin!) tabbeh… it being birtuallee impawsibul tu making mai owtfit oar fur-nichurs match teh floof. *sigh*
Yup; Ai has teh greenandjinjah carpet, teh blakanjinjah werkclofes; teh bluanjinjah jeens fur teh weeeeeeek weeeeeeeek weeeeeeeeeeekend; an teh jinjah an mor jinjak kittehkat!
The orinj wuns is floofy!
She leevs so much floof awl ober ebbereefing, Ai’m maized Amber’s gawt ennee furs left awn her, atall!
Toona watter, awn teh roks, an garnish wif a sprig uv fresh catnip! an maek it kwik!
*barkeeper picks up kitty by the scruff* “No cats allowed!”
oyesh, an “u mus respect meh!”
ai be tawkin tu maishelf!!!! lolz lookee dat, diffrnt avatars
Happy day aftur Valinteenee Day!
Yesh… ai is boreded an loanlee…
Awww….. {{{{{AfriCat}}}}} Nawt tu be loanlee, AfriCat!
no africat is mai buddee!!!! jus kidin
Ohai prysma, how u bee an is yur BF’s helf improvin? (fanks fur teh hugz!)
hai, so dats wut dat meenz? {{{Africat}}} thos ar hugs? wel hav sum hugs
yep, {linin} iz smawl hug, {{{{{linin}}}}} be biggur hug
him duing gud! fizzeeo in heetid pool helpd him lawts, an him gunna continoo wif teh eksersizes at a pool neer owr hoam. him caemd tu hoomayn sosietee wif me yesturday tubolunteer at microchipping clinic, an him did lawts in teh offis taht they nawt ebenaxed him tu du *haz a hyooj prowd uv BF* him gunna be bolunteering reglarlee wif me tehre, which be hyoooooj fing fur sumwun whu been awf wurk so lawng an awl!
hao yu be duing laetlee?
Ai bee fine fanks, mai Tammy needz to go to teh v-e-t soon tu be “fixed” (noe, shees nawt borked!), a street-kitteh ai wus feedin recently died three days ago, she wus preggers an waited fur mee in teh moarnins tu bring hur noms. A liddle sad… Aneehoo, gotz tu get bak tu wurk (egh!). Live lawng an prospurrr!
*crossiz paws fur Tammy taht teh fiksing be kwik n eezee*
*sez prayur fur teh street kitteh whu be saef n happeh across teh brij wif her bebbehs nao*
nawt wurk tu hard, an yu no where we be if yu needing moar hugs oar enyfing!
awww{{{{AC}}}} sorree u haz a loanlee
Fankees, ai feelz bettur naow! Dis reely iz a warm an happy plaice.
{{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}} Ai know we ar far far away, but reel frenz we ar!
Fanks Janet, an {{{{{JCH4/5K}}}}} tu yu too!!!
An {{{{{BF}}}}} tu yu too!
fanku bery much, Africat! U tu!!!!!!! <3
u loanlee? u board? message meh!!
*kitty shows pointee endz tew barkeeper* “kittehs lowd wareeber tehy wan buster!”
nyce kwiltz u got dere linin!
*barkeeper backs off and leaves kitty as he is*
LOL, fanks!
iz ineewun on rite naw?? can sumwun pleez meshig meh? im board
Ai duz nawt du pryvate messajis, ai just tawks heer whair awl mai frenz can be inbolbed if tehy iz awn, but ai heer. typing slo cause uv a tabbeh using mai ryte arm as a pillol, an trai-ing tu figgur owt hao tu get sum brekkfast wifowt disturbing sed tabbeh, but heer.
lol! tabbeh mus be snuglee an cyoot!!! ok, wel den i be heer tu! dats ok if u not do pryvit mesajin
if yu clik awn mai bloo naem, it goez tu mai blog… teh page “abowt prysm’s cats” haz pikshurs. ichc profyles an ai, we nawt get alawng so gud
maeks it berry hard tu muv oar type wif him hed awn mai ryte arm!!
but yes, him berry cyoot. him 13 yeers owld, an still iz shur him iz mai teeny bebbeh kitten. ai lying awn bed awn mai tummeh wif laptop, an him be sort uv craduled between arms, gainst chest, unner chin
ai’m shur it iz!! mai kitteh be bowt….22 awlmost 23, yesh ai no, bery ol. but ai still cawl her mai bebbeh kitteh tew!!
aim heer two. just tryin to waek up.
gud moarning, nyghtwind! yu needs tee/cawfee/hawt chokklit? *ofurs sordid hawt drinks awn trey*
moarnin nyghtwind. Heer hav sum Arabian koffee, itz berry strawng! Dat’l wake yu up!
Ohai linin!!! Naice tu meatcha! Ai sended a frend rekwest on yur profile. Ai’m at wurk rite naow, butz ai hav noe students an aim sposed tu bee preeparin lessun plans, PLEH!
taht wud boaring me, tu!
*gibs nuvver hug just cause*
{{{{{{AC}}}}}}
oh, dat sownds suckee! naice tu meatchu tu! aifinks i septed yur fren rekwest. well hab fun with da kiddies! lol
**staggurs in, yawnin an stretchin, wif bad case of bed-hed**
‘Moarnin, Cheezland.
gud moarnin, red! {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
heehee, red bed-hed
Ohai p-k. I see u been teh bizzee latelee!
**runs brush thro hares, pulls bak in2 ponytayle** Bedder?
ohey, yu duz haz eyes unner tehre!
yep, bizzy bizzy, iz me! ai needs moar owrs inna day laetlee!
yu gotted yur settulmint chek depositid? got final daet yet?
Deposited settlolmint chek in2 bank teh day after I gotted it. Rite nao, my savinz akkownt is reel purty.
No finul date yet, hopin foar 2/17 but so far wii nawt onna court docket.
I had weerd dreem agin last nite. STBX wanted to get bak togedder. I sed “HAIL NO!”
ai hopeso yu get daet berry soon an it be awl dun!
I remember sayin to him “…an risk goin frew awl dis hartake an payne agin? Noway!”
I want it awl ober too. I want wat’s left of my life bak.
yu gawts lots uv lief!
just need tihs particlar mistaek resolbed so yu can get awn wif fings wifowt teh eggstra baggij.
an teh frenz whu DUZ preeshiate hao wunnermus yu be, yu will awlwayz hav!!! {{{{{red}}}}
Fanks, p-k.
{{{p-k}}}
Is we gonna haz a big blowowt “Emancipashun Celbrashun’ to commemerate RHSBs finally final?
Ob coarse wii iz!
It wuz ‘pozed to be soon, but may has to be post poned. **grumblol, grumblol**
I tolded a fren yesterday dat wen teh judj deklares me singlol agin, teh men of teh countree iz gonna feel a cold chill down dere spinez an dey nawt gonna kno why!
*giglol* we lien tehm awl up fur yu tu choozing frum?
nawt wanting yu tu maek choysis wifowt teh eggstensiv reesurches an fings, tho…
lawts uv comparson shoppingz will be nessissaree
Absotiblee pozilootlee!
Oh, an put enny availablol Cheezmen in teh frunt of teh lyne. Dey iz ohai-pryoritee!
I wood hab ‘specked a hawt flash inste’d ob a cold chill. A singlol Redhed onna prowl, Oh Baby! (a’is pwactisin’ Apostrophe abuse, I’se nebber tried it afore and i’s kinda fun)
I figgered a cold chill wud be moar ominuss.
Moarnin Red wid teh bed-hed! *wispurrs – dus dat meen yu haz teh bed awn yur hed?*
Ohai, AC!
No, sillee! U nawt kno wut bed-hed is? It is teh crazee way ur hares luuk wen u nawt-sekkund get outta bed.
Howebber, jes brushed my hares an pulled it bak inna ponytayle. I aslew jes warshed my fayse wif a cool rag.
I feel bedderer but finkso I still need sum cawfee. Iz 10 til 10 a.m. heer.
Strypee Kitteh heerz
himz fayvurrittest sownd awn
t3h entyre planitt!
Loaw andz growlee. T3h
eelekktrikk can-oapunnurr
duz wut itz duz besst
Strypee Kitteh smellz
Nommee Gushee Fud. Deesydez
dat its tyme 4 Luntch!
Jack.
Anuther Winner frum Jack !! We wunst hadda go back to usin a manual can opener kawse the kitteh woud jump onna counter and git inna way an make a mess whenever she herd the lectric opener sound. Nawt good when yer maing peeple fud and hab various ingredients onna counter.
Typo: “whose” not “who’s”
i fink kitteh has a drinkin problum
Punctuwation Fail? Trevor haz win.
huh u gai dont mayk sens
lolol
funni kitteh, u barfz on teh BARKEEPERZ carpit to getz a dreenk!
My eyes hurt from trying to read just a couple comments. I have no idea how all of you are able to do that without splattering your brains across the wall. I’m worried you might permanently be dyslexic now. To each their own.
It’s easier to learn another language than this…