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do NOT iron. Irony, on da otter paw, ok, akshully.
Iron? We has peeple for that.
.
Happy Valentiems Day!
I still has lots of candee harts here!
Anyone want wun?
*peers at cache 0 candeez*
hmmm are dese Sweetarts or doze funny tastink otter bwand?
noes, tehse are the Conversashun Harts, teh ones that is made of packeded sugar, and could prolly last a hunnert years and wud only taste a littul stale!
Of corse they always tastes a littul stale…
Sew, funny tasting, yesh.
okay, i takes a fyu if i can, but not to eat. i will gluedem on my hoemade Valetimes adn my box *goes to chek box to see if dere be any silly kards innit*
*gives sweetpea some sordid candee harts*
*saynings inclood*
HOT STUFF
WINK
MY HEART
and
GO FISH
Didz yu keep awl teh I LUBZ YU wuns fur yurself???
I cant give myselfs a hart!
It has to come frum somewon else!
*gives Africat a candee hart that sez*
BE TRUE
BE MINE
aifinkso we needs a list ob wut teh candy harts
shud sai
all my lurve
be nice
cant you see dat yer mine
d……
debil made me do it
ever mine
for my love
g…..
gib me choklit ai’ll lub u for eber
hold me tite
irning – do it nekkid
j…
just a lil piece of mai hart
kitteh luv purrs
love me do
m….
Mii lubz u
Nuffin sez lubbin like sumfin frum deh uvin
OMG I Lubz U!!!
Plz don’t bork mai ♥
Q…
MWAH
Never tells me that these jeens make my butt look big
O Hai, Handsome
P…
Q heer for kisses
Real Love
Show me the way to Hebbin
T..
tiny kisses
undying lurve
very speshul fren
will yew be mine?
x….
no P?
*leaves this wide open for someone to pick up*
Troo Love
Ur mine
V….
Can I have a P please, Bob?
teh cween had a peeee!!
princess an teh peee…….
oh nebber mind…… sheesh
lolz!
sowry, I din’t see teh cween p!
Izzat ennefing liek teh cween b?
Last nite mai dotter helpded me get on mai “commode”, tehn empteed and rinsed it, wif no hint of being grossed owt or ennefing. I had a nimpressed.
wow!!!
otay 4.5 ai am now gettin teh feline dat yer
borked yerself……….sry nawt be onlion
tew mush laytely
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please tew tayle me wut occurd….
dat bodes well for ur old ages, DK!
Jamama, mj has it on teh cheeztowncryer…
O hai, leeza. I finded a nooz story relevant to ur interests:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3420075
fanks LB……. 4.5 prolly sez fanks fur nawt
makin me tell teh whole fing ober agin
Leeza, I postified a link to a lol I maded 4 u from something I sawr at teh groshery store. Rather than haveinging to wait for teh link to appear, u can goes to my lols to see it. Is teh first one.
now that is just skary!!!
*luks for Dan wif his big coconut slayin’ sword*
But… but… is they teh still skary if they is alreddy de-huskificated?
U knows teh only gud coconutt is
*wispers*
a DED coconutt!!
Wut has a coconutt eber dun to u, Leeza?
*waves “Save Teh Coconutts” banner”
*puts teh lym in teh coconut*
*adds rum*
*anna straw*
*anna bumberella (smawl)*
But… but… these is teh rapped in cellolphane and so I would imagine that they cannot breathe. And anyways, it sez rite on teh label that they is teh sweet.
Good thing I didn’t send u one.
O, that reminds me: If u get a package in teh mails, just ignorify it, ok?
*runs away wif a kwikness to hide da Baker’s cocomut bag in frij*
dem candee hartz is made of bone meel an earwig hunny. i learnded dat on a show wunce.
ewwwwwwwwwwww
*sum fings ai jus nawt want to know*
“Earwig Hunny” would be a good name for a rock band.
And nothing else.
hmmmmmmmmm cud be like
tupelo hunny…….
earwerm hunny
—————
sheeeeeeeeee’s as sweeeeeet
as earwurm hunny…
eeeuuuuwwww and pleh!!!
Van Morrison ref, FTW! That’s one of my favritest songs.
But still. Earwigs, ew.
brown eyed gurl….
one ob mai favrits!!
Heers a kandee hart fur yu: YU WIG MEE OWT
hee hee!
Wild nite iz calling!
Into teh Mystic!
excellent!!!
have ai toled yew lately dat ai lurve yew???
nawt tew werrie, is a song…. LOL
Crazy Love!
Fanks muchlee!!! Heers wun fur yu: YU DA BOMB
itz a modernized candee hart!
♥!
fangs!
an a soot uv armur wud be halpful
wif dragon skin gauntlets.
Con-cat-shoo-layces tu u SP!
Wud u n purrhaps annipuss alzo cellibrayte wif meh and goe twogethur tu teh Ty Boo Tiek??
I’z brout wif meh a bawl uv choklit coverd carimelized orinj slyces and spycee mulled wyne iffn u liek it – wee usualle drinkies it wen iz berry cold awtsyde…
*hands a playt uv orinj snackies an a mug of hawt mulled wyne to sweetpea nd anovver tu annipuss*
Don borry, teh stongness has escaypd frum it while boiling!
Thx TT. Dat sownds purrfekt! Ai aer feelin teh cawld 2dai, so need sumfing warmin.
yesh, lezgo! hadns TzaeTzoe a handmaed Valetime wif candy hart stuk tuit, adn a n otter wun to annipuss wif a traffik lite drawn in crayola wich sez “Stop adn be my Valentime!
Rosiz aer red, vylits aer bloo.
Myne aer wite fermulz.
Haow abowt u?
I has sum silkee pink wuns.
Green an floofy awl teh way!!!
……erm…Nun awn…..
U warin ur secksee flannlol pj’s, TM?
Mite be..mite not be…
waits eggspektantlee…..
u mite well be eggspektant if u keeps goin rownd wiv no nikkers awn!
Hah! I been ‘tutored’ so no can happin
Akshully, in onner ob mah nawt sekkund hangober in yeers, I has deesyded taht today is a pj day an I no goin enneware cept teh medicin cubberd for moear parrotseeds.
knock knock
*nerbisslee* Whose dere?
knocked up!!! LOL
Groaaaaaaaaaan
O fank Q – iz mah furst Valetyme dis yeer!
*Handz sweetpea a liddlol marzipan tabby kitteh wif a small maus on itz hed anna small hart innitz paws*
Ai bring sum moar hawt drink wif meh tu gib tu annipuss fer scaring awai teh cawld awn teh wai tu teh Ty Boo Tiek.
We will fynd moar lubbly Valetymez der aifinkso!
ohai TT, will yew be mai ballentyme??
*ai jus sended yew a fren reqwest*
Ohai Jamamakitty!
Ai hab ansered teh rikvest – adn so teh kweschun two!
Ai lubs ur abatar berry mutch!
Ai wuz gong tu hab a medalion maed uv silber adn ur abatar kitteh seelooett iz egzuktlee teh shaep ai had in mah mynd fer it!
ai saw dat we iz now frens!! yay!!
ai hadded teh mamakitty fur 18 years……ai jus losted her
a munf ago……*sniff* an her wuz a black furball……so
dis abatar wuz teh purrrfect fur mai gurl…
ai now haz a rescue kitteh dat we fink is lotsa main coon
so now ai haz diffent war drobe issues!! LOL
Nao ai c teh reezun fer ur choyc ov appeerence heer!
Ai iz berry sawree fer ur loss!
Mah kitteh iz gon moar dan a yeer ago adn iz still hurting saw mutch sumtymes!
But ai kud nawt hab anovver kitteh eber since. Mabbeh a liddle later tho.
Main coons FTW! Day r gorgiss kittehs!
War drobe issues? :S
culur coordination!! her haz lots ob culurs!! teh
mamakitty wuz black so ai haz lots ob black close..
now awl teh white floof frum Shilo is ebbrywair on
mai black close!! is nebber ending!!!
yes, cuz I getz a leetle bit krabbie when iz getz warshed.
Tung warsh, akshullii.
It sez dry cleen ownlee
But dont b ser prized if kitteh hissez bak!
using kitteh spit as solvent. is muches bettah fr da enbironmental.
Kitteh spit r de bestest adhesive in de werld. Stycks ebbyting up real gud! Xspeshully maeks de kitteh fur styck 2 ebbyfing else. *sigh*
Yesh, make blak fur stik to whyte clothez an whyte fur stik to blak clothez.
Ifn u gots multi-kullured kitteh, fugeddabowtit!
Do nawt bleech!
Towel dry the lay out in sun, nawt to tumblol!
§1 – Iz self-kleening
§2 – shud hab kontakt wif wawter in emergencies onlee
§3 – in an emergency – see § 1…
Do not remove under penulty of lol.
ftw!
*hadns skwirrlgrrl hadnmaed valentime scent’d wif penut budder; decormat’d wif a lil skwirlol onnnit dat sez “i aer nuts fr yew, valintine: be mime” spelloling, i hazzit!
fangs!!
*flushes a littul wif happy*
*hands sweetpea a candee hart that sez*
LOVE GROWS
Ohai Jamama, I has one for u!
*gives Jamama candee hart that sez*
MY DEAR
*hadns jammamakitty a hadnmaed Valentime wif
“Love is a noo Kitteh to snorgul” wif floof stuck onnit for decormashun. It is attached wif a wibbon to one of doze stikkyrollerfloof remoover fings*
oh yew guise!!! happi ballentymes dai tew yew tooooo!!!
*my dears*
ai gibes yew boff a box ob chonklits dat is nebber empti!!
as sun as yew takes wun out anudder appears!!! nom awai!!
schmoooooooooo
mai noo snorgly kitteh (wif middlol name ob sweepea) decides
ai needs tew get up erly on ballentymes dai
Ohai, Jamama!
I luuked at teh pikshur of ur noo kitteh layin awn teh bed. Hur is sooo purty! An teh bedroom iz lublee too.
Plz to gibs her sum snorgles foar me, ‘k?
otay!! ai will………….. an teh guest room is waiting fur
cheezpeeps tew bisit!!!
ooooooooo *pondurs da pawsibiliteas*
Tung wash an reshaype whilst oozing.
Sunbeem dry only.
GMTA!
“Tongue wash warm. Air dry. You have a problem with that?”
Do not use dryer, even if kitteh attempts to use dryer.
Handlol wiv kare, under penaltee uv PAIN!
I wanna schmoo teh blak toe padz!
GMTA
I just scmooed hazils likkerish jellybeen toes
I kin borro Hazel 2day? I nawt feline berry lubbablol an finkso I need to do sum snorglin.
Schmoo! *fly-bye schmooin – AfriCat dissapeers intoo teh distance awn flyin camelol*
**waves**
Bye, AC! Watch owt foar dem camlol teefs! I heer dey byte!
Passes Hazel ober to rhsb for biiig floof snorglin.
She’s oozing down teh stares right nao wiv her belleh awl reddy an waitin
An she is berry prowd ib her gnu slenderer fizzeek.( Yayyy! for gushifud onlee diet}
Fanks!
Oh, Hazel u iz teh byootimus! Iz u feline bedder nao dat dey figgered owt wut ur lerjick to? **dives face-nawt-sekund in2 floof**
Duz u manidj dem stares okay, floofybutt? Dey luuk teh trecheriss!
Wii gots stares heer but dere be no twists an turns. Jes a strate fawl down to teh front door!
Yup. she eever oozes down tehm or thunders like a herd ob lolphants!!!
Werse fin iz, she likes to lie awn her bak rite up agenst teh riser. If she dus this awn the twisty turney wuns, we no can see her at night.
Dangermowse nappin spot I tells her. But duz she lissen…..*sigh*
her is on teh “catkins” low carb diet??
Owr famlee kitteh wuz liddlol peteet caliko gurl.
Inna moarnins, hur rooteen wuz to eet her brekkie, poop inna bocks, an den runrunrun down teh hallway to teh libbin room.
Moast of howse is hardwood floars, so eben liddlol peteet kitteh runnin down hallway sownded lyk herd of lolfants!
Wii cawled it hur “I feelz gud” romp!
awwww
we cawls it teh poop run……….
mai noo kitteh sounz like lolifant onna stares tew!!!
Hmmmm.
Is tehy Kittehfants?
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
iz ekksellunt Drie Cleenurr.
Saybz lawtza Munneez
Tukkseedo verreh
hawrdz to cleen. Leeb dat jawbz 2
t3h professhunnillz!
Tukkseedo Kitteh’z
glubz andz spatz snowee wyte. No
needz sope andz watturr!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
dresst 4 awll oakayzhunz. Drybz
gurl Kittehz crayzee
Jack.
Awwwww
We ♥ Jack Deth
…cuz ebber gurl crazee
bowt a sharp-dresst man!
u be de bestest kitteh ohai Q maeker ebber!!!
{{{{{{{{jack}}}}}}}} to deth
♥ Happee Valentinez day tu yoo, Jack!!! ♥
♥ I awlwayz lubz ur pomez. ♥
Schmoo!!! Happy Valenteenees dai! *fly-bye schmooin – AfriCat dissapeers intoe teh skye awn a flyin camelol*
*Blowz kisses skyward tu Africat adn deh flyin camlol*
Ohai yur majestee – tehre’s a jawb for teh Nitewotchmun, at teh bottom ob teh larst LOL, has he seen it?
Tag sez:
“Do not wash.”
I thought it said “Tongue Wash Only”.
Aktruly, tag sez:
“Warning: chance of death if washed”
Gud wun, Dan!
U noo heer? Ifn so, welcome to Cheezland!
yah, welcome! *passes over hadn maed Valemtime to Dan wif pome: maek noo frenz, but keep da old; one is silvah, da otha, gold*
awwwwwwww! yew gud lil gurl skout
an around an around……..
Aktruly, tag sez:
“Warning: chance of death if washed”
Hoppity Balentyne’s Day to awl de Cheezpeeps!
fangs! *hadns PrincessOfChaos hadn maed Valemtime decormat’d wif Dizzney Princesses*
Ohhai! Iz beautimous! Fankee! *schmoos*
DO NOT WASH, I iz self-cleaning like yur uben.
Just rubz gentle to remove fur-face purrs.
*karries in cayke ai mayded last nite. iz a creem cheez sheet cayke wif fudj frostin, dekorated wif heart-shayped sprinklols*
newun want sum cayke? ai mayde lawts!
*UK starts cuttin slyces uf cayke and putting dem on playtes*
*nom!* passes unique, one 0 a kind hadn maed Valemtime to uniquekitty.
Thanks ❤ uniquekitty ❤ Verree thottee ov yoo!
Troolee yoo ‘n EEK!
An arnt ❤ sweetpea’s ❤ Valentynes prittee??
.
120Tribbles??!!!
yesh, sweetpea maykes awesum valentynes!
OMCC – 120Tribbles??!!!!
aaaww, fank yew sweetpea!
yew dint hab tew…
Wow dat sownds liek bery yummy caek, uniquekitty! Happy Valoltine’s Day!
yesh it iz – ai nawt mayke it much cuz ai eets tew much uf it!
and a Hoppy Baloltine Dai tew yew Martoonie!
Oh, well, ai will be happy to help! *holds owt floofy paw for a piece*
pushes martoonie ober an stands der hopefully next tew martoonie
owie, jamamakitty, u has teh sharp elbows wehn dere is caek around!
*hobbuls up awn crutchez, hoping to luk pitiful adn thus get teh first peese*
ohai 4.5! haow iz yew tewdai? *gibs 4.5 a big peese wif xtra frostin and sprinklols*
Oboi oboi oboi! Naow ai hab FREE peeses! Fanks UK!
Will yoo be mai Balintyne?
*hans UK a big red hart cut owt of construkshun paperadn decormarated wif liddul poneys taht says “Be Mine”*
aww, itz beyutimuss! ai lubs teh liddle poneys! {{4.5}}
stiks lil heart stikerz all ober 4.5′s crutches. Happi Valolntimes Dae!
hope you heal fast!
girls, girls -dere iz plentee fer boff uf yew, and eberywun else! *cuts xtra big peece fer Jamamamamamamamakitty and wun fer Martoonie*
*sees taht her ploy didn’t work; pushes Martoonie adn Jamama owt of teh way wif her crutch and taeks BOF peeses of caek*
*luks askanse at DK*
Ifinkso ur workin those crutches a littul too much misseh!
*cant halp havin a sawfty hart anyways*
*gives DK a candee hart that sez*
SWEET HEART
Ai’m innosent, ai tells ya! Ai wuz just standin up for mai rites!
*hans Leeza a big red hart cut out of construkshun paper adn decorated wif liddul skwrrls n skunkehs; it says “Be Mine, Valentine”*
Schmoooo!
omai – ai didnt fink dat mai cayke wuld start a fite! ohnoesohnoesohnoes….
*narrows eyes at 4.5k*
I’ll have u kno, ai’ve been awn Jerry Springer an ai don’t has to taek dat sort ob treetment! *weaves head from side to side in frettening manner* R u disrespectin me? U goin DOWN, sista! Mmm hummm. U know wut ai’m sayin?
*gives martoonie a candee hart that sez*
TUFF LOVE
oh well…*taykes a pees uf cayke, gets a cuppa hawt choklit wif wippy creem, and sits down tew see wut happins nekst*
Ai alreddee wented down; dat’s wai ai hab dese borked bones adn crutches!
Plasticat finks dat a more peeceful solushun wuld be tew aukshun teh cayke – teh cheezpeep dat bids teh most cheezburgers wuld get teh cayke….hhhmmm….
*remembers that she is, in fact, English*
Ahem. Ai’m so sowwy to have forgotted mai manners. An here’s 4.5k on crutches an awl. Plz to has dis cumfy chair so u can eat ur caek in peace (nawt in pieces).
*straightens hat an glubs*
oh hai 4.5……. yew is makin me lol outloud~!!
yew an yer pitiful cruches!!!
here……haz mai cake…….cc knows ai dont need it
hmmmm haz second thots bout offrin dat peece
ob cake tew 4.5….
hmmmmmm sure luks gud!!
oh heck!!! nomnomnomnomnom…..mmmmmmmm
sry 4.5……. ai jus cudden halp maiself
Ohai Jamama! Yoo is sweet. But luk up teh fred a bit – ai alredee tookded ur caek! Adn it’s berry berry gud!
Schmoo! to yoo.
teh majic of time trabbel
nom nom nom
ohai and gud mawnin inkspell! iz yew noo?
y yes i iz noo.. thnx!
mawnin 2 yooz too!
welcum tew cheezland! {{{inkspell}}}
thnx soo much! i feel very wubbed
Ohai inkspell23, welkom!!!
well thank yoos!
*schmoos to uniquekitty! Fankee fur de caek! Sweets fur de sweets! Hehehehe! Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
Happy Valentines Day my kitteh loving friends
i hav to give my goggie a baff today so i’ll make sur to wash wiff care too!
Do not wash. Do u nawt kno dat kittehs is POROUS??!!! If u persist in attemptin to wash kitteh, we will send a legal professhnul to ur hows immediately.
*hadns a funny cartoom Valentime to martoonie*
*it haz green creature onnit wif lots 0 green glitter*
Don’t be a trole, be mye Valentime
Is fun to dress up as a troll ebery now an den. Happy Valoltine’s day to u, sweetpea! Ur tendrils are lukkin particularly luvlee today.
did you know that a new restaurant has been built in Cheezland. Something tells me they did Not have the proper permit paperwork…
WHAT????
*grabs clipbored*
*heads off to JCH4K Boulevard in a flash*
*gets out of flash, gets in car insted*
*knock, knock*
Building inspeckshun! Open up rite nao an reach for ur papers! Don’t maek me come in dere an quote code vile asians atcha!
lol, ai hazznt seen teh vile asians fur awhyle now!!!
ohai~ Smee agin. I r teh lurkingz alla teims. Only talkz once inna whilez. Can’t stay on an plai much due to stoopy werkz…so I just sneeks in an reedz and leaves.
Todai I sai… HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY to alla cheez peeps; kyoot kittehs and goggehs alyke. Snorgle fur-babbehs eggstra todai fer teh harts day sillybrayshun.
Ohai exlr8n, gud to see u! Happy Valoltine’s Day!
happitayl Valoluntines day exlr8n
♥
*hadns a hadnmade Valentime to exlr8n wif candee hart stuck to it dat sez OHAI*
yew wantz sum chonklits, exlr8n?? heres a box ob em dat nebber runs
out!!!
*Noms “Ohai” Hart. Noms nebberending choxlit.
Lub, lub alla round. Fang yoo fur da lubs.
Um, dat souns nommy… cud u spayre sum? I gibs u sum petty foors I foun on mai pourch… Dey’re nommy. Dey r a iddle bit mashed, butt dey styll taste gud.
yew can haz teh bottumless box ob chonklits!!! dey sumhow replaces
demselves………. but magicly wif teh kind yew likes teh best!!!
happy dai tew all cheezpeeps
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3415712
Ohai exlr8n, welkom! Happee Valentines dai an hoaps taht u wil joyne teh commintin fun alla tyme naow!
*on tag* Warning! may hurt if hand-washed. Machine recommended.
reed teh tag caifullee, wii doan wan those bootiful strypes tew runz!
Happee Valentines dai cheezfrends!
.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3396913
Aha! SCHMOO!!! *flye-bye schmooin – AfriCat dissapeers intoe teh skye ridin a flyin camelol*
A flye-bye schmooin!- *jumpz awnto flyin carpit an sayles awf affer AfriCat tew gib a shmoo* Hay, haow duz ai steer this crazee fing??
hee hee, ai fink teh instrukshuns r in Persian, ifn yu hav a floofee kitteh hee/shee may bee ablol tu help
tag sez
has paramedics and infuzun blood handi befoar washin
Ohai, Happytail balentines dai.
Ai has speshul prezzies fur teh princessmu, leeza, cweenmj, adn teh rhsb.
eberyone else gets teh generic baskit wif sham paynes, shwimps uf awl kinds, pork fritturs, cheez puffs adn teh nips.
*Sweetpea, Jamama adn 4.5 luk at each odder adn sai simol… syma… at teh same thyme: Chopp’d livvah again!*
**Luks inna baskit**
Sawree No chawpped livvahs. Der is sum goos livvah pattee.
oh 4.5 how didju know wut ai wuz finkin??
Cat self-licks
Air dries
Snorgle when at rest
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Happy Valentines Day
oh yew shudden habe!! LOL, gud job…….. too bad cuddna madem red!!
fanks!!!
Byootimaus, NCa66!!!