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I <3 u too!
Congratchoolaces, SAMS!!! Ai lubs u, too, and ai offurs u a TGIF drink (Scawtch mabbeh?) and a danse, though ai has to be careful, dere be menny snoes where ai libs.
omgeezies! i been lurkin arowned on ichc for so long now, but dis be mai nawt secund nawt secund! I is always too busy wurkin in teh lab an bai teh time i seez a peekshure its alreddee been up for like 2 hrs. hao serendipitipitus!
mai faboitre dreenk bein teh one from which I did take mai name, is good to warm up wif…hope it meltzes ur snoe.
In dat caes, eggstra speshul congrats aer in ordur!
w00tw00t!!!!11!!! S-an-moar-S hazza nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!!!! Scotch awl rownd!!!!
Conga-rats! on S-a-m-s’s nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!
Teh Conga Rats nao present to yoo theyr speshul Valentine “nawt sekkund” dantz. Awl teh rats is dressed in liddlol sparkly red owtfits, with red sparkly top hats and canes and tap shoes! They forms multiplol layers uv circlols, lyke in a Busby Berkeley musical number! Teh kamra shows us from teh tawp, as teh rats conga arownd, forming patterns and circlols. Then they forms teh words “Conga-Rats!” Teh krowd goes wyld!
We’re in yor Internets, bringin yoo sparkly red entertaynmints!
Ooooh! Sparklee!
wow trippy…
is dis reel life?
(sorry, I stoleded dat line from David after teh Dentist.
youtube /watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs)
Me… *hic* Likey skodge..
conga *hic* radulicious
Yay fur yoo, SAMS!!!
Dont fergit – 9 diffrunt kinds ov Scotch awn teh CCC!
‘Scuse me, Janet…
Hay ebbreebodee! Gather ’round!
I haz a excitin announcement!
Yoo may haz noticeded teh new buildin dat appeared yupterdai in teh vacant lot awn JCH4K Blvd. Well… Princess Mu adn I iz proud ta announce dat we iz openin teh newest restaurant in Cheezland: NOM
NOM will b a vewee speshal plaec, wif a niec kwyet dinin room upstairz wif lotz uv alcovez. It will also haz a bar adn lounge awn teh ground flor, wich we iz callin “Cheez” (“Wher ebbreebodee knows yur nom…”). Cheez will serve fuds also, but teh Peec uv Resistance iz dat Cheez will serve Oh Hai Tea awn weekdai afternoonz! Adn warein hatz iz definitely encourageded…
Thar will b a speshal Grand Openin party adn tour awn Wednesdai, February 18. Teh festivitiez will staart awn teh 6:00 AM Cheeztyme LOL. Dat’s 9:00 AM Placific, 12:00 Noon Eesturn, adn 5:00 PM GMT.
Thar will b lotz uv nommy gushyfud adn fun thymes! Be There, or Be Square!
*rummages in candee hart bag*
*pulls one out for Maus that sez*
TOO COOL
Woo-hoo!! Ai kin hardlee waitz.
Ohai SAMS, congrat on ur furst top o teh pile!
Have a candee hart!
*pulls out hart which sez*
“FIRST KISS”
sumtymes I’d find candee hearts dat say fings whut wurn’t so romantical. like “No way” or sumfin… I always wunnered why dey put wuns like dat in dere.
“my needs”
“it’s blu”
oh, u shud see some of teh fings I found on the innertubes just noe looking for the sayings… u can generate ur own on some sites. and yesh, a lot of them say things like, “AS IF”
but then again… there has been times I’d love to give someone a hart that sed AS IF!
In dat case, a Scawtish Keilidh wud be in order, yesh??? *tries to line up hurself 4 teh danse and fails miserabloly*
Ai ment to do dat!
ohai, Janet!!!!
*runs wif a kwikneesss cross da rum*
*carefully hugs Janet so az not to disturb da borked/fix’d finger*
how you are?
ohai, sweepee!
ai’m moastlee lurking, becuz ai can taip awnlee wif mai left hand. An mai rite hand iz spozed to bee haier than mai hed!
Ai am getting an image uv Janet wif one arm suspeded above her hed by one of those casts wif awl teh bars attached…
Ai just put it awn teh tawp ov mai hed fur wawking around.
Gee, thats a rilly neet hat yoo has ther, Janet! J4K – teh laydee hoo wore her hand as a chapeau. . .
Teh degree uv difficulty for typin on ICHC with wun hand over yor hed: 9.0 from teh Austraylian judge!
{{J4K and her borkt hand}}
Or shuld I say it is wun “hand”some chapeau!
Teh 2009 Tai Ping O Limp Icks!
yew is goin tew Tai Ping?? is dat neer Tai Pei?
Ayll bet she is going Shao Ping too! Thatz wun uv may fayvrit events.
Shao Ping be teh WIN! Ai going tu nao… ai needs teh moar scrubs fur waring in teh classis an fings, an stoodint loan finlee (!) got depawsitid in mai bank. (If ai buys a few uvver fings tu, ohwell!) kthxbai fur nao!
ai finkso ai likes teh event: Na ping …..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
anyone speak english
Comcast-yoolayshunz, Scotch! Tawp ov 6-wai makramay! I hazz baked sum hart shapded cupcaekz tew go wif owr sham payne!
*Settz Waterford platter full ov ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’s down, wiv elebenty Waterford sham payne flootez anna jarrabowum ov sparklee!
Ummm. Cupcakes.
Umm shamp ayne…
OMG, mitu! Cowkitteh iz SEW sweet an jus ryte fur Valuntynez Daze!
pets for u
Happy to know mah kitteh iz Famos 4 hur hart on hur butt……
i lols u 2
*shmmmoooooch*
*giglols n runsawaywifakwikness*
ai lols yew tew!! awl a y’lol……schmoooo
She’s a sweetie!
Happi ballentynez dai!
Wouldn’t dis be a nyce balentime to gets? Sort and purty. Wouldn’t fitr well in da envelope, of corse. Would have to hand deliver it!
An dat wud maek it eben bedder!
Nd wee must cuddle it alldaway tu teh receever, saw taht it stays kyoot!
*Strokes kitteh softlee*
dat razzlfrakkin saint valintymes. gets all teh glory.
nobody remembers saints dayze for teh little guise.
poor saint Ansgar
Awww, we missded himz feest day! Could hav dun it in the big burfdai partee Toosdai!
ai lubs u tooo!
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!
*tinytendrils tieup da cranee yum areeyah*
hold on til annipuss gets to you wif da CCC!
oopss… de purrtektib hedgeer wusnt purrtektib enuff!
*runs to finds de CCC – hurries back to ZauberFlout and Sweetpea
*collects ZFs brayns up an rynces dem of in pink shampayns*
*puts it awl bak and puts skullboan back ber it beeloangs*
*taeks a hole roal of fluffy duckytaep (nu taip – is pretteh!) and taeps ebryfing tugedder*
*puts on a nu CHRG – an taeps sum moar*
*wraps ZF in floofeh blankie and gibs hur a cup ob hawt chocklit wif scots and som chocklit possums*
dere – u just sit inda comfychaer and relaks – u’ll be as good as nu!
Whew! Menny fankz to seepea, Nennepus, an Annipuss! I wuz so stoopy, caem runnin heer frum Mrrphh’s profyle, fergawt mai JooJanta’z and mai CHRG!! Noa mai branez is feelin awl pure frum teh sayleen, an sparklee frum teh pink bubbly, an I iz restin comfortablee, fank you awl!
*gives ZF a candee hart that says “HUGS”*
Ohai Leeza! *pownse*
*rummijez in canyhart bag*
Heerz wun sayz,”frends maek teh wurld go rownd”, juss foar u!
Anom to dat, Zauberflolute!
Ai can has gud news! Tehy has had enuf of mii at teh horspital and ai can be discharged todai! Tonite mai dotter adn her boifrend will come to my frends’ house and wii will watch a moobie, probably “Juno”.
Dat iz gud nyooz!
Yays!!!
Guess u has gotted to see a lot more of ur dotter than u planned.. nice, but doin it teh hard way!
*pulls candee hart out for DK, that sez*
“TOO SWEET”
Yays fur d/c frum horse piddle! *dansdansdans*
Ai knoes yu lyk tu haz tiem wif dotter, but did yu haz tu pik such a dramatik way tu gets eggstra tiem?
{{{{{DK}}}}}
O yay foar DK!!!!
Deffinutlee bedderer nawt in piddle ov horse (sept Petunia prolly piddlez scotch…) *danscaperdans*
*rummij rummij in candyhart bag* I’M FREE it says!
U need sumfing with more umph tah the tiny tendrils fer splort kleen-up, ifinkso. Anybudy got a shovel?
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up ZF’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
!
thats teh tayle- !
…she exclaimed .
I hart u (exclam ashun point)
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kin I gives u a valentien hart for ur ty?
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*pick up bag o candee harts(
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dis one sez
“Trooo Luv”
as you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssshh♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!
princess bride?
*erm – realises hao long ago da was…*
Aifink I needs candy – lotsalotsa candy….
I offers yoo teh luv sawng frum Princess Bride (instrumental vershun), in honor of Valentine’s Day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CmWMeeV_tA
Now he said, dont you know I love you oh so much
And lay my heart at the foot of your dress?
She said, dont you know that these storybook loves
Always have a happy ending?
Just fownd a linky to an unplugged vershun uf Willy DeVille singing Storybook Love live (song starts about 1:15 in vid):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DboM8xYouqc&feature=related
Then he swooped her up just like in the books
And on his stallion they rode away . . .
. . . may awl yor luv storehs hav happeh endings, Valentine’s wishes frum yor Gremlin
O ai luff taht sawng! fank u gremlin!
Grate, just gets heer an gawts eerwurm alreddy
♫♪ Ai lubs yu pereeud
Du yu lubs me keschun mark
plz plz eks-clam-ayshun point(ee enz)
ai want tu howld yu in parenthisees♫♪
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*grumblols unner bref an goes tu get nilla erl grey tee an a bowl uv sereeal*
(Lubs yu ennyway, skirrlgrrl! *schmoo!*)
(nawt shur what is a skirrl… taht bees skwirrlgrrl, uv corse, sowry leeza!)
Dan Baird! “Love Songs For The Hearing-Impaired” FTW!
How cool!
it’s like u can read mah mind
Unrekwited luv – dis is wun saaad lukkin kitteh
Hey AfriCat! I gotta OT question for you. What’s the name of the cream liqueur that has “elephant fruit” in it? There’s a elephant on the label. I want to stock it in the bar at NOM.
Nevermind. I finded it: Amarula Cream. Good stuff!
u lookin fer dis?
http://liquorsnob.com/archives/2005/12/amarula_cream_liqueur_review.php
oooh oooh, teh recipe fur the “french toast” (aka fronsch tost) drinnkie luks gud!!!
Yes, it does!
wuz a tyme dat wud hab been mai kinda brekfast!!!
Ohai Maus!!! Itz called Amarula. Heers a linkee , jus join teh weeweewee to teh rest.
amarula.com/#/en/home/home/
mebbee kitteh is sad because doze shoes in da bakground be makeing her eyes watah…
Dang! Why do I have a blue blankee?
That’s better…
Oh halp! Maus has got teh bloos!!!
mebee concokting speshul teas 0 da howse will get hims mind off da bloos.
I finkso dere shood be a dwink at Cheez called da “Gilty Skwirrl”; mebee it hazzza flavah 0 sum nuts and dat gold schlagee stuff , mebee wif an acorn floating innit? idunno, seemed like a gud ideeyah in my hed…on da skreem, nut so much.
I likez this berry much, “Gilty Skwrrl”. An how bowt “Da Dame” an u haz tew drink it wiv ur rite hand razed in teh ayre?
Ohai zauberflolute! Ai hab teh speshiul drinkee fur teh lubbers ov Mozart: Eine Kleine Nachtmuzik chocolate liqueur. Mebbee Maus kan stock dat fur teh operah set!!!
OOoh, that sownds wunnerful! I bet Maus wuld approve!
A liddlol sumthing fancee, with choklit, FTW!
I’ll mention your idea to Leeza, who ironically will be our bartender…
iron-ically? Duz that meen I can has YNG for mah barback?
did u see belows… I am gettin kwestions about drinks alreddy!
Do we need to werk on a drink menu?
Yes you do! And you can has a YNG, as long as he wears an apr0n er sumpfin…:cool:
I put a Grand Openin ‘nowncemint up ner teh top of teh page…
ok, I can has YNNBB!
*avoids joek about cocktail weenees*
*and bar nuts*
Teh prefiks “a-” meens “nawt” in teh mediklol terminolololojees
So an “a-pr0n”…
*sighs an trots awf tu teh NB*
Funneh…he usually be giving teh bloos…
Dis pikshur gibs me a liddlol sad. Josie had a hart-shaped spot awn hur bak.
I miss my kitteh.
{{{{{red}}}}}
Ai knoes. Iz hard when lil fings remind yu uv teh wuns across teh Brij… but wud nawt want tu furget tehm, eever.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Don bee sad Red. Tammy sends yu a kitteh-schmoo!
any progress on convincing Ur parents on letting U get a gnu kitteh?
Hugs for {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
{{{{{red}}}}}
*pulls out a candee hard for red, that sez*
FOREVER LOVE
yikes! that s/b hart, not hard!!
Ohai! Duz u has a lisssst ov Koktails an shooterz yet oar kan twh cheezpeeps start wurk awn wun?
Fanks, skwirllee.
I luv U butt . . .
* snerk *
Kitteh reely DUZ has an I luv u butt….
dat iz wat i wantz fur da balentinez dai a kitteh wif a hart on himz buttz
I haz jest putted up sumfin dat I fink the Nom owners mite wanna korncider fer der menu. I bawt a big old 8 pound bottom round of beouf yesttidy at local warehows store ($1.99 lb) and dis morning I cormed it so I will hab real, no chemicals, cormed beouf for St Pattie’s day. I does dis ebbery year and the result is mush differment (an I fink bedder, udderwyze I wooden do it every year) from the skimpy, fatty, brisket in red chemical glop dat dey sell at the super mercado. It takes a couple weeks inna fridge to cure but wunts thass done it will last fer munfs inna fridge an years inna freezer. Wunts its cured I’ll cut it in qwarters and I’ll freeze free quarters fer later and use one fer St Patties. I lubs me some cured meats!
Me too, Judson. We’ll hafta has Corned Beast and Cabbage wif taters for St. P’s day at NOM. An teh next day we makes hash frum teh leftovers. Yum!
Um . . . Maus? I am gidding teh pikshor that this is nawt teh nawt sekkund tyme yoo has thot abowt opening a restaurant.
It sownds like an IRL dreem too . . .
Yes. And yes. But it’s a quick way to go broke big-time.
I has had taht dreem myself.
Unfortunatlee u has to has munnies to make stuff liek that happen.
*sigh*
but dreemin is teh fun!
Running a resterunt is miserable werk: terrible pay, terrible hours, terrible werking condisuns, and yer subject to the whims ob a fickle public. Is a mush better dream den a reality.
Ohai …I have a question. Being pretty new to ICHC.
I’ve noticed the #11 and sometimes the #1 are
included in long lines of !!!!!!!!! Can some one
Explaine please? ktnkby
Ohai, Sasso, an welkome tu the fun n gaems!!
It’s a play on how someone excessively excited could miss the Shift key sometimes in a long string of exclamation points. Sometimes people type it as !!!!11!!!!!one!!! to exaggerate it further, or !!!!elebenty!!!1!!! even more so.
You mean something like this:
!!11!!!!!1!1!1!11!!!
It’s symbolizes that you are really excited or in agreement: while you’re typing exclamation marks (!), you can’t keep the Shift key held down, and type “1″ instead…
ai haznt bin arown much laytly caws boss sayz no intertubes funz – butt ai hadz too comez heer toodai just tooo SPLORT!!!
Ohai, zippercat!
Dey is crackin down awn owr innertoobs usidj heer, too. Boss sez, ‘No innertoobs unless u awn lunsch oar brake”.
Him nawt unnerstand teh pryoritees, I finkso!
**comes staggerin in after pikkin up lunsch**
Frankfort, KY. Teh onlee capitol citee ware u kin get drunk jes by smellin teh ayre! (Lotsa bourbon distilleries arown heer.)
Plus, I heer teh cops iz burnin sum wakky tobakky in teh parkin lot behind us.
I LUBS DIS PLAYSE!
*rubs paws togedder*
eggsellent!
Wai kitteh so sad fayse? Kitteh haves lots of wuvs, kitteh shud be happeh!!!! <3
omg this is so funny/cute! LOL x3
omg dis jez liek mai kitteh wen ai wuz littel!!
*tear* Ai misses her!!
Does anyone know where this picture came from? I found a male stray kitten last August with the exact same markings. The only difference is the black spot doesn’t go over the one ear, just in front of and below it. I am very surprised two kittens have the same heart, spot, and tail.
Oh My Gosh, Oh My Gosh …. what a cute kitteh
OMGZZZZZ!!!that is teh cutest ting evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kitteh’s butt you too ;P
LOL.
cute that so koolz
fantaztyk!!