DISPOSING OF EVIDENCE
DISPOSING OF EVIDENCE
if dat dont wurk, try dis method.
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Dey wull neber fyned it
They won’t even WANT to find it.
Ohai LCB and anni and ebreebuddee! Hao yew is?
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Ai haz misseded mah cheezfrens. Whuts gnu?
ohai BDM! well, ter was much swooning on teh last lol…
Ai notisd! Ai eben bookmarked da paj dat wud let meh watch macgyver!
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Him akshuallee beh da reason ah am in Minnesnowta…
BDM!!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!
*pownsiz fur hugs, purring madlee*
Hao yu beez? Ai heerd sumfing bowt job ur sumfing?
*pownses bak onna pk, purrin and hedbonx*
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Ohai! Yesh, dere da possibility dat ai wall beh substeetootin when da cooperating teechifyer goes onna mommeh-leeb!
Yays! *happehdansdans* ai hopeshopeshopes yu duz teh substee-tooting! An taht tehy will be seeing yu iz full uv win an awsum an fings, an will wanting tu keeping yu fureber an eber!
Ohai BDM!!
{{{BDM}}}
Haow iz teh studdint teechings?
Ohai WRr!
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Mah cooperatin teecher is da awesum, and full ob win. Mah stew dents seem berry gud, and ai am enjoiafyin et, butt (hehehe) it awlso beh the werk and tryin tew dew gud. Ai has maed sum smawl oops… butt ai iz hopin dat ai beh wai moar halpful and gudder dan da oopses
Ebreewun makes teh oopses. Ennywun whu eggspekting yu tu neber make an oops be nawtatawl reesunabul. {{{BDM}}} Ai haz such a happehtayl fur yu!!!
Fangs, PK.
Ai haz unreasonably hi egg specta shuns fur meh… liik ai shud noes awl 130 stewdent names bai nao, rite?? LOL. Ai am lerninin tew gib mahsef the benefit ub the dowt…
Wii had teh stoodent teechur wehn ai wuz inna hai skools. Hur kept teh bag uf werthers candies in hurz desk. When a stoodint caughted hur inna mistaek inna niec way she wuld let dem haz a piece in class.
Nawt shur if U can due dat where U are, but might can halp tu maek teh tranzishun wif teh stoodints.
Da werthers candies also works to keeps da kids quiet in church! Wen yu runs out of candies den yu kin pinch dem on da arm!
Lols!!!
dk!
r u out of teh horsespittal??
Mmmm…. Werthers.
ai cant eben fink of 130 stew dent names. Pew pill?
fresh min? sofa moar?
conga cats shu lay shuns anni! dat iz gud wun! wut shud wii dew foar Caturdai eve?
Ai yooshully haz hawt choklit at dis tiem (iz eleben pm heer) an soon wull dans off 2 bed!
aill be doin my dansing now… is midnight heer!
Nite nite – hab fun dis caturday eve – will read all about it tomorrows!
G’nite nennepus, sleap tite!
*snerk*
okai’z….ai addmitz it…mai brayenz korrupteded…ai knoez it….
*runz ober tu teh krupted DK adn sprinklz wif teh sooperhebeedootee brayn cleener adn rinsez awf wif teh sparklee watr*
bedderer nao?
ooh adn luk, teh sparklee watrz maded ur skaylz awl sparklee tu!
is hee lymon flavured nooaw?
mmm, mebbee. ai dunno. butt ai nawt wanna lik teh skayz tu fynd owt – mebbee haz teh sharp edgz awn tehm.
dem duzzen’t…aiz chekked…dey duzzent…
Hayy dis pic iz main!!!! oh well dats ok just aks nekst tym, oks?? sept i gotz a difrnt commint
duh catz naym be “Feeny”. i nawt jokin. hez on dailykitten.com
Feeny adn hiz bruther Taco ar full ob win here adn on teh Daily Kitten!
oh, theyl find et after tehy has to call teh plummer
kitteh wundrs wut diz iz reelee usd foar…
is foar transpoarting cans ob gushifuds…
aifinkso
Noes, noes, noes… eet beh a dubble barrelled slingshot… yesh, uh huh!
oar purrhapz hiedink awai fur blakkmayull layturr…..
*shiftee eyez* noez, ai’z nawt dun dis……
noes, noes, iz a “over the shoulder boulder holder”. duh!
Ai lieks teh German word for it, “bustenhalter”…
dat shud do eet…
noe noe – doan eet! nawt eet teh unnerwares!
by-by unnerwarz
hello clogged toylet!
Dere b sum mayjur padding in dere tu mayk a mayjur klog.
Dis is a nawt berry effectib way to dispose ob evidents Kitteh. Fer shir the ebidents will clawg the pipes, the plumber will be called an he will remove the evidents from de pipes and sumbuddy will hafta koff up the $90 per hour plus trable time and double on weekends. Meenwhyl iffen de kawps are involved dey will remove the troau fer furver eggsaminashun.
yew has sum egg-speer-yunce wif evidense disposal, aifinkso?
aifinkso, tew! hmmm mayks u wundr…
I has flushed a lot ob valuabull stuff downna terlit when we fot the kawps wus bustin in. Dat a lawng time ago inna galaxy far far away.
Wutcha doin wif doze unmenshunablols, Kitteh?
Teh kitteh doesn’t wanna menshun it.
*snerk*
lol……fur sum reesun, awl ob dis lol iz maekink meh hab weerd thotz…….ai’d goez tew teh NB….butt den ai’d miss owt awn ebberfink heer…
*wisperz tu DK*
iz nawt weerd fotz, iz teh
diseezgenetik kundishun cawzd bai teh Y kromuzome, aifinksohmmm….mebbe……..hao wudd ai knoez?
Bekuz ur a guy, rite? Datz wut teh “Y” kromuzome duz, maekz u a guy insted ob a gurl. Adn guiz lyk gurlz, at leest wen dey getz owld enuff tu notiss teh diffrens, yeff? Hao owld r u, eneeway? Ur nawt reelee so yung dat u dont kno wut a bra iz, oar wut itz yuzd fur, r u?
ai’z 16 rite nao…….haoebburr, ittz bin sed manne, manne tiemz dat ai’z liek, shelturred, oar dat ai libbz unner a rokk, oar inna caev….oar wuttebbur els………sew….uhhh….waet a minnit…wut wuz ai traiyink tew proov heer?
Aw…mai bebbeh boy jes turn 21 dis last October!!
huh……..
nao…wut wuz teh poynt dat ai wuz tryaink tew maek urrliurr?
I not respondin tu a point yu was makin, I jes finkin dat yu close tu mai sons age, dat’s all.
oh yah…mai poynt….annewaez, mai poynt wuz dat baeziclolee, ai aktchualle nawt reelee knoez annefink abowt dis….
aaah, the Miss Treez uv adolescence – ai had tehn wunc, menee mennee yeers agow.
Omai! that meenz ur teh saym ayj az mai yungest boi!
*wunners if she sed eneefing tu DK inna passed taht she wudent sai tu her own teenager*
*haz a wurried*
Iz feelin all flushed with success…
*snerk*
Mebbe datz teh famblee’s way uv keepin teh toilet so cleen. Mebbe kitteh kin come to mah howse & cleen mah toilets (wiffowt using mah unmenshunablols).
Hyumin prawmissed nawt tu bring hurz heer agin.
Naow Ai haz tu maek Hur nawt ebber want tu cum bak.
Ebil kitteh sez…let him explain dis wen da plumbing bill comes in da mail!!
summ fings, its better to just not kno…
speshlee if tehy bee fings teh kittehs r up tu…
Duz ai eeben wanna knoez wut teh kitteh iz howldink awntew? lukkz sumwut liek baesbawl hatt, butt nawt compleetlee shur……it nawt lukkz towtlolee liek hatt…….
*shrugs* ai dunnoez….
Sumtimes, DK., is bestest to nawt noes!!!
haoebburr….it aktchuallee lukkz alawt liek dat otthur fing inn teh exotic danser lol………..it lukkz kwite a lawt liek itt…………
Mebbe dis person hab 2 kittehs!!
sew yoofinkso iz teh saem wun?
I fink dat de kitteh needed hep wiff itz remoobal, it is nawt a canvas bag afterawl.
hmmmm…..ai gess it izzn’t a canvass bagg…..hmmm……..
heer, mebbe kitteh iz traiyink tew git ridd ob itt afturrwerdz…..dat wai, nawt has tew yooze it agen…..
And yet…they both can tote things…is a conundrum watchamacallit fing!
Well we know it was a girl O.o
mai thotz goez sumptink liek dis: hmmm….ai wunnerz wetthur izza gud fing dat hurr probablee haz moar…..
Yur bra….is now over the shoulder tidybowl holder.
*snerk*
FTW KK4!!!
kitteh nawt noes when tu holdem
nawt noes when tu foldem
nawt noes when tu walk awai
nawt eben noes when tu run.
kitteh is reelee goggie in dis guyz
NAwt tu sez fine pls. Mai buildur sub contract teh foundashun wurks. Guy dat did teh foundashun wurks borked teh nayburs fens adn shubbed hims car awf teh dribeway. Borked fens meens himz gurl goggie (in heetz) gawted aowt. Iz field trial prize winnur. Hurz pups iz wurf lotsa munnies if nawt frum teh nayborhud muttz.
Naow Ai haz teh mad naybors adn teh buildur haz teh finez.
Yas iz mad at contraktor. But ai has tu lib wif teh naybors so ai trai tu makes dem happytail again.
{{WRr}} *hedbats stuppy contractor*
maybee if yew bring teh neighbors sum martoonies an sordid snacks?
*nodsnods* Yesh, yew haz tew beh liben neggst tew dem, and stoopy kontractor naw haz tew fais dem… ai hoeps da femail googgie founded wifout being preggers bai da mutts, and dat stoopy korntractor has deep pokits (or hims insurance companee duz), and maeks it rite wif yr naybors sew dey no moar haz a mad.
Oh noes, WestRiver!! Sound like a nitemare dat not your fault!!
awwais wunner wii dat couz poopees high breed naow.
awso hao can goggs b worf less?
O fanks gammacat!! All ub a sudden 2 of husbins frends comes over rite now!! Husbin still at work, so kk4 has 2 bikers on her sofa!!
U haz enuf beer ai hoeps.
Got’s enuff of ebbryfing, mai frend!!
And may ai say…try explaining lolspeak to 2 bikers dat takes up half mai living room!! Dey cool peeps tho’, I feels berry safe an comfy wif dem here…not to mention how relaxed ai is rite now….
Nawt dat hard. Bikers has ‘bikurspeek’ so dem at leest unnurstands teh consept if nawt teh wurds.
*gigglols* We all goin outside to has a cig…den one ub dem sez, wat yu got on computer der? I shows him da lol on top an dey laffin at it! Ai has had a real pleh month, so is happy to feels good rite now!
*wavez floofypaw at bykrz an smylz*
Bikers? Wut I members abowt biker frens sez no sech fing as enuff beer.
We be libbin in da innercity of sandiego…der a little store 4 houses down from meh on da corner. We nebber runs out!!
Her onlee needz enuf until teh husbin gets hoem. den himz haz teh problim.
bikers as in padded spandex or as in leather and bandanas?
Leather chaps, harley noise in da driveway, dirty boots, stereo on, TV noise an fun!! Dey cool guys, an dem sittin on sofa now, happy wif watchin comedy channel, playin wif da kittehs, drinkin der beers, um…coughin a little…, husbin headin home from work after bein laid off fur 5 months….is a happytail Friday nite for kk4!!
{{kk4}}x elebenty!!!
ai has a happitayle fer yew!
YAY!!! Conga ratz dat Mr. KK4 hazza jawb agin!
Oh yes!!! Ai happytail dat him not underfoot 24/7 now!! Der more openings for jobs for me now too, I been gettin more innerviews lately.
Snick!!
Wen mai middle dotter gets her first training bra, my son finds it an uses it as slingshot all obber da house!! Her yelling…Chad, stop it!! I be laffin so hard dat I has to hide it. I sez, Chad, stop it!! But in my mommy heart ai is laffin so hard. My Chad also would line up her Barbie dolls on da couch an throw tings at dem so dey would fall off. OMG…I lubs mai little son…well, him 21 now, but always gonna be my baby boy dat make me laffs so much.
mai owldest is 25, mai yung wun is 16, an dey still mai bebee boyz awlwayz!
The new Playtex 14 hour bra!! So comfortable you’ll never know you cleaned your toilet!!
LOL!!!
dis kitteh iz jus covring up. hes finnshed toilit trainin 101, needz 102
Need 102 dubble D!!
Ai hab seberal rite heer…. yew doan mind if dey beh DDD, or eben G?
*snerk* hehehehee……………
*shiftee eyez*
Trust meh here, DK..um…dis nawt sumfin yu wants to be seeing…;)
*cuvvers DK’s eiz wif floofypaws*
*traiez tew lukkz arownd, butt nawt can sii* Hay! hoo turndeded owt teh lites?
I’m feelin ya heer!! {{{{BDM}}}} How yu been, girl?
Ai am da gud. Mah boifren is off tew TN fur 24 dais, an wii had liddlol sillibrashun ub Valentines dai, an hii gibbed meh da moast beautimus card. Stewdent teachifyin is da awesum. Haz a kowld, butt (hehehe) udder dan dis, ai is da gud.
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Konga ratz awn Mr. KK4 gettin werk! Hao else yew is?
I leevs update up da thred a tiny bit der….:)
*whispurrs* ai akshually haz “H” bras… no jokin.
“K” heer.
behbehs has big smilez @ u !
FUNI :0
ai be tawkin!!!! yayness
O hai _linin_! Hao u iz tonite?
Kitteh is destroying deh ebidence from NB
*snerk*
*gigglol*
YNKG??? (… kitteh guy)
People people people!!
Itz BOVIOUS that this kitteh has just debreefed someone!!
Perhaps we need to have a notter round of debreefings, has u all forgotted this is teh way they always end?
Aihastugonao… noreellee, lawngdaitumorro… gudnyte, kthxbai!
*runruns awf tu showr an bed wifakwikness*
Will telling yu tumorro hao teh microchipping clinic an nu kitteh toyz goez!
ai reelee mus be gowin naow tu… ai um, ahz an impurrtint dayt tunyt, yea, htats it, impurrtint dayt.
*hollerz at hubbycat
Cmon we gawta go naow!
remembr ower rezervayshuns, deer?
*smylz reely big at ebreewun*
Cyabie
Brazier Burger…
YOU ARE SO DOIN IT RONG
they’ll never know!
Good kitteh
doez his choars
hai guys
his bra iz in da toilet XD
funny funny HA!!!!!!!