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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh luxury
nao, peel me a graep, hyumin
♪Either amuse me or lose me. I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape …
that is so totally my cat. he looks just like my cat
conga ratz tu sweetpea, jk2k, adn annipuss! ai knoewing tehre beeinge teh noo flooffee skarvs adn teh gluvs in awl teh kitteh kulurs (jest laik teh kittehs!)
u r mai sunshyn
mai onlee sunshyn
u maykez meh happitayl
wen skies r grey
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away…
*imagining maus singing it in 7 0 9 voice -hee*
??
Seven of Nine sang this in some Voyager episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGlC9GUQk5s
ooo oo ooo dish is bettah!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZjvfj_P0E&feature=related
Ahhh. I sorta lost interest in “Gilligan’s Star Trek”. But Jeri Ryan… there’s a balcony you could do Shakespeare from…
*snerk*
Noaw I has a mentical image ob Maus singing it inna 7 ob 9 costume
But (heh) does it make my butt (wait… whut?) look fat?
Ah heck! Or gives me a DID flare-up… Pleh…
no, it just make it luk liek a horse’s *xx sensored xx*
iffen yer in a 7 ob 9 costum there are two possible answers to dat:
1: Ob korse nawt!
2: wut butt?
…nawt fat. Big-boand. An o so Qte!
yewl nebber noe, deer,
hao much i lub you
pls not to taek mye sunshien aways
Jinx!
*Ahem*
Sry fer teh DID flare-up. Butt (heh)… JINX anyway…
hmmm. who owes whom a dwink @ Cheez?
um… YOU!… um… ME!… um… ah heck, itsa tie…
*Looks at the tie in the mirror*
It doesn’t make my butt look fat, does it?
Mary, you get to “christen” the bar. With the nawt-secund pitcher of Bloody MaryO’s. Garnished with shrimp, of course…
ooooooooooooooooooooooo shwimp!! where? whe’n? ’tis a nhonor, frshure, fangs!
I hope to announce the opening tomorrow (Weather and Authorities permitting). Opening… hmmm… maybe Monday, maybe Tuesday, due to the holiday..
Tuesday, plz. Nawt dat yer taykin voets — but if u iz, Tuesday, plz. Ai needz SUMFIN to keep meh bizzee on Tuesday atwerk.
Maus, yo sed “…teh DID flare-up. Butt (heh)…” Please nawt to to join werds flare-up and Butt, it makes sum ob us skwirm, Kthxbye.
Preparation H, eh?
d’joo get a noo outfit Maus?
itz verra becoming.
*says under breffs, don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask*
*looks askance at maus in tie*
umm, no, the tie definitely dusn’t make yr dairy air luk fat.
Butt hao is Mrs. Maus adn her bionic eer?
Healing fine. She gets the Processor in about a month, and then the doctor will release her officially a month after that.
Oh, that’s good news!
Ai too am now a bionic woman!
Hmm, ai donut feel much diffrent, tho – yet!
Butt (heh) you has Analog technolgies. Mrs. Maus will be Digital!…
Troo! Ai’m a nanalog grrl ennewai!
ohai DK!!
did u get ur test done?
Butt (heehee) hao is Mrs. Maus adn her bionic eer?
Is there an echo in here?
Hello…oo..oo..oo…
Hello..oo…oo..ooo!
Hello…oo..oo..oo…
*Hick*
*Giggle*
Hay grrls! Ai surbibed a pleh procedure this aft. Bak in mai rume nao, sipping Canadia Drai, “Teh Shampain ob Ginger Ales”, relaxing adn chatting wif cheezfrends. Aaaaaahhhhhhh…….
*slow, sad hedshake*
HOO has bin givin this horse likker agin?????
ak! we is chasin eech other in teh opposit threds!
sew when will u get teh results??
Hay, dat’s dk, nawt ak!
Definitive results within a week. Any needed follow-up will take place in Oddawa.
Ai need a hug!!!
*pownsis (wifacaerful!) awn DK*
Ohai! Being awn saem tiem as yu, ai nawt haz it last cupple days!
Hao yu? Yu had test?
{{{{{{DK}}}}}}
They saw something on the chest x-ray they wanted to check out. Had a percutaneous biopsy procedure (just aspirate) this aft. DO NAWT WANT AGIN!!!
{{{{{DK}}}}}
sew u gets to go home then rite?
Ifinkso u will be happy to see ur own bed and ur kittehs again!
Ick ick ick OWIE! Nawt nies!
Hugs, we gots lawts an lawts uv, heer!
*gibs anuvver hug just in caes, wifacaerful*
{{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}}
Plz tu be letting us know as soon as yu haz results, otay?
An we be finking teh gud forts taht it being nuffing tu worry abowt atawl.
{{DK}} feel better soon!!! *sends warm karma thots to DK*
{{{{{{{DK aka 4.5K}}}}}} Glad yu iz back in yer rume relacksing. Hoey ebbryfing goes well!
Oh fanks guise!!! *tries to bemember hao she eber got along wifowt cheezhugs*
Ai will stai wif mai frends in Tronno for a few days, then go home. But no stares for mii! Just too difficult on crutches. Ai has a baffrume on teh mane floor, and ai’ll sleep on teh cowch, at leest for awhile.
Ai wish ai waz just a lil cloaser… tehn ai cud kome helping yu! *sigh*
So neer an yet so far…
gmta, adn fankz for teh”ingerlish” transmalolation fr teh “lolspeak-challunjd.”
de otter nite deer, when u wer sweepin
ai dreamded ai held u in mai armz
when ai awok deer, ai was mis taken
pweese don’t taek mai sunshinee awai…
hmmm, if yr reely wanting to sho how much you luv me, kwit watching me sweep adn start halping me cleenup dis mess, kay?
definitlee tew uhpozubul fumbz up tu taht!
Wat’s sunshine?
Ai haz fergotted wat it iz liek!
{{{{{annipuss}}}}} Itz teh big yello hurtee fing in teh sky. Aiz shur u will seeing it agin before too lawng.
It aer snoin agane heer. PLEH, do nawt want!
oh noes
does U has Ur groceries an other supplies annipuss?
*has a concerned*
Ai aer fine, thx. Ai fink it shud awl be gon by teh mornin. Teh wevver man sed it wull tern 2 rayne ober nite.
Ai haz a well-stokked freezur an dryed milk an tinned fings, so cud last fur a week oar 2 iffn Ai had 2.
{{{{annipuss}}}} aifinkso wee cud bottlol up sum sunshyn tu send tu u, but it myt be cowld by teh tym it got derr…
Ohai, {{{{{ichcoffee}}}}}Yu can has moar dan enuf sunshinez? We can has betwene ranez rite naow. we nedez it but stil iz coald. ai putz hete padz awn da kittehz bedz tudai. Dey nawt noze it yet but Kinsey wuz sitting rite awn tawp ub heter awl moarning. We awl gettinz owld.
ai hadded teh extruh sunshinz erleer, butt tehy awl wented awai and teh clowdz gawt heer adn nao its gettin teh dark owt. mebbee haz the snoe or teh rayn tamorow. *sigh* ai want spring, plzthz.
Ohai icanhassacuppamud, do yo fink Annipuss needs the sunshine fer the lite er for de wamf? I axs because dey bottle sum pretty gud warmey stuff inna norf part of TTI wut helps sebberal ob us Cheezpeeps make it frew the winter.
Onna udder hand (in addition to the bag balm) teh lite do hep wif the Seasunal Affective Disorderr. I am nawt shir dat a bottlol ob Scotch anna sun lamp werk as good as an August day.
ooh, i can haz august? Plzthx.
i takez da sunshinez an da scotch dubble happii
mebbee fur teh vitemin dee? ai dunno *shrugz*
ai be finkin of stickin a picture of a sunny day on al my windows adn nawt leebin mai hawse until it nawt cold or snowee or ai see!!!
yo needs sum slow glass, glass dat is so dense dat it takes six munfs fer light to pass frew. Dat way inna winter yer just gettin to the summer scenes owtside the winder and inna swelterey hawt summer the winder shows snow an ice owtside. Oh an iffen yo werk the nyteshift, trine git sum dats 12 hours owtta phase so yer winders show night when yer sleepin and day when yer awake.
Dat …. awlmoast …. maykes …. sense.
…
Awlmoast.
…
*wandurrs off, skritchin hur hed*
werr ai can order teh majik glass? Do Want!
ai jest came in frum feeding mai horses – it iz snoeing heer agin tew (big sirprize
) but iz wet snoe, nawt fun tew dribe in ,butt maeks GRATE snoebawls…*UK holds 2 snoebawls behind her bakk, luuks fer Draconic Kitteh…*
Rut-roh!
*hobbuls owt ob teh wai*
no, ai nawt frow dem at YEW, DK!! haow iz yew? jentle {{DK}} ai iz sawry bout yer borked bones…
Dignitee duzzint warm yer belleh floof!
Now dat shud be in teh “Cheezlett’s Book of Familiar Kwotations.”
Oops! Dis was s’posed be under teh kwote by nyghtshade: “Dignitee doesn’t warm yer belleh floof!” Howevver, Judson’s John Denver commint shud be inclooded too!
Fanks, tabbehkitteh!
Aaaaaayyyyy!! WP iz playing trixes on me adn puttin teh saem poasts in diffrunt plaices at diffrunt times!!!
Iff’n ennybuddy sees mai mind, wud yu pleez be notificating me? It wuz teh only wun ai hads…
Pssst – itz nawt yer mind. WP iz messin wif yew so yew FINKS yer loozin yer mind.
*luuks into tabbehkitteh’s eer*
…
*nods*
…
Jus as ai thot — yer mind iz in there.
OhHai Ossifer. I’m not a think as you drunk I am…
Just warmin’ teh harbls inna sun… zzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Iz warm harbls a gud fing?
I nawt kno, cuz I nawt haz dem.
I fink kittehs like warm ebryfing
it ar funneh how demz mooves
from window to window following deh sun
Ai wud fink “warm” wud be gud. “Too warm” wud be bad, az wud “too cool” or “cold.” *nod*
What, Ossifer?! Drunk and Disordely in public? I am NOT disorderly!
And I was “thrown into public”…
**snikkers**
Dat remynz me of a Marc Ryan skit. Him iz funnee. Chek him owt awn yoo-toob wen u has tyem.
*wisperz* wuzzent it teh Ron White taht did taht skit?
Teh wun I’m finkin abowt it Marc Ryan. Him talks abowt gettin kicked owtside an den gettin kicked bak insyde laytur.
*winsperz again*
okai, ai miss undrstud…ai du taht wunc in awyl. fang q fur cleerin that up – ai chek owt teh Marc Ryan laytur…
yesh, Ron White did that skit! ai don’t noe Marc Ryan tho…
gud, ai gawt it ryt den…fang q fur tellin mee.
Tater Salad RULES!
an teh tayter tot tu
dat remindz mii ub a police log i reedz drunk iz layin in da alley he sayz i no iz drunk i am deadz
ai waz nowt drunk in publeek, ai wuz drunk in a bar! u threws me inta da publeek….
I was given the right to remain silent….
But I didn’t have the ability……
dat nebber bii a gud thingz
butt iz awftn teh truf…
yess i hab ben infekted wif dat dizeaz a cuple of timez,, thnk CC nebber wif da police tho
mine lappi top doin it agin–shuld bii up da braid tu icanhazcoffee
*ponderz dat it iz da 3km dat iz cauzing dis messin up–desidez it can’t bii*
*wisperz tu 3km*
jus trai tu refresh bee foar u decyd itz nawt in teh ryt playc – sumtymz it suddenlee goez werr it spost tu den.
thnx fur da tip. da ruff daiz haz put mii in a daze
sokai, sumtymz hayze iz gud fing – a litlol minee vacayshun uf teh mynd. leest tahts wut ai tellz teh peeps wut wantz tu teez mee
well, see, ai haz teh hayze – ai mented daiz derr… oh, luk, derrz teh beech…
i haz da dubble distraktshon tudayz mine only adolesent hooman bebbeh gotz on da buz tudayz tu bii goin on a 4 dayz field tripz wif da skool many hundrez of milez away, da skool takez mine bebbeh an awl mine monniez. i haz da worriez
{{3kmomma}} ai now yew cant stop wurrying
(cuz moms hafta wurry – in contract!)
butt hop-fully we can make yew feel better!
omai! an teh bebbehz nebber unnerstand taht teh wurreez iz biltin adn cannawt be ignord. ai haz teh adolesent hoomin tu, ai knoe ur felinez!
{{{{{{{{3km}}}}}}}}
{{{3km}}}
Yur hooman bebbeh will be otay an will haz teh fun.
Trai nawt tu haz teh wurries TUU much, otay?
Trai tu be gud tu yu an enjoi teh pees an kwiet.
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sunshyn awn mai sholdurz…
maeks mee happytail!
no wun’s luuking newai…
ai iz in teh privasee uf mai own howse – ai kan sunbaffe howeber ai wants heer…
butt teh nayberz mait get a shawk if tehy luk this wai…
Outta my way!
**grabs snorgle snorkel an dives in**
ai hoep u haz a freslee nu CHRG fur tu bee protektin urself…
**luuks arown frantikalee**
I nawt kno ware it iz!
An….dose pinkee toepads! Luukit! Dey iz sew kyoot….wanna nom dem….
*dashez tu neerest CHRG stash*
U wud be wanting teh pritty cullerd duckie tayp? ai haz teh green adn teh turkoyz adn teh naveebloo adn teh hawtpink adn teh red adm teh hawtgreen…??
My fabrit culler iz bloo, so I’d lyk a bloo wun , plz.
*runz owver wif teh nu CHRG adn teh naveebloo duckytayp*
*tugz teh nu CHRG karfulee ontu rhsb’s hed*
*taypz it awl up wif teh naveebloo duckie tayp*
okai, carree awn…
agreeed! flooofeee flooofeee belleh!!! want!
boneliss kitteh is…..boneliss!
nawt want bonz eneewai, want gushifuds after teh sunbaythinz
I iz in Ur windoz
flashing Ur naybors
Dey will prolly welkome teh chanj, seein u insted of me!
knotty rhsb is knotty
rhsb is a pyn tree?
Iz maibe leftobur frum remaik aftur nb burnz down. Ai finkso yu can rede abowt it in Cheezland Cryer oar wutebur iz cawled frum cweenmj
ohhhh – ai iz gawna hafta luk taht up…
Deer ladymonde. Ai must put in a korrekshun heer.
.
Teh Nawty Barn nebber burned dowm. It wuz just a dreem rhsb had. Sorta laik “Dallas” and Bobby on teh shower.
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It iz there just az it awlwaiz wuz, wif teh partee rooms upstairs, an teh stalls where Petunia, Bodice Ripper, Kidney Stones and Uneek Orn down under teh hayloft awn teh left side.
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Ai wuz just out there chekkin to maek shur tehy were awl bedded down fur teh nite. An teh YNG sed he wuz hitting teh hay urlee tonite, too.
Dallas!! ROFL Janet!!
And and and izzit in gud shape for a Cheezmeet tihs summer? Ai hope ai hope?
Hard lyf. I has it.
Buck up, Minion! Don’t let the
bastardspeeps whose parents weren’t married get you down!**narrows eies at EM** Dats wut kitteh wuz sayin!
Howebber, I nawt had gud day at werk. A bad gui ripped me – AWN TEH FONE!
Den, him ripped my stoopyvisor. Den, him ripped hur stoopyvisor, teh Sergeant. Sergeant ended up hangin up awn him.
I hope teh “male offspring of a female goggie” gets frowed bak in jayle!
uz shuld hab kaptured one of dem liquor trukz circlin around da capital tudayz. yuz culd hab hadz allz kinda likourz
Wuz dey down dere agin 2day?
I kno dey wuz dere teh uthur day.
STBX werks down dere. I hope him gets stuk at werk an kinnawt go hoam!
**ebil laffin**
dat bii funni, an i betz da trukz r impty soo hii nawt ebben getz a drink
Stoopy legisladurs prolly emptied dem awn teh nawt-sekkund day.
U shure kin tayle wen teh Generul Assssembleez iz in sesshun. Lunch playses in Frankfort be BIZZEE!
An, why duz dey awl luuk alyke? Dey awl gots dat belleh, soot an same ole stoopy jerkfayse luuk.
I nawt lyk pollytishuns, kin u tayle?
i noez lykz dem edderz specially da beedi i’d gobener razin da taxez on mine tu most faberite tingz
ooops dis comment shud bii up dere to rhsb
*pointz da lil floofie paw upwardz*
oh greet now iz were iz spozed tu bii. mine lappi top iz messing wif mii
Mebbe U can convince teh likkur truk driber tu run ober teh stbx accidental on purrpose?
*scampers in*
*appliez wrinklol creem to rhsb’s iiz*
*scampers owt*
Dignity shmignity! Pleh. Gib mai de lubbly sunshynes on mai belly any day! Mobe ober, kitteh, Eye’m comin 2 join u!
I wud need a mutch beegur sunbeem.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
U iz jus “well-insulated,” wich comes in handee durin ice storms!
… and rillee — ai duzzint noeing hao well-insulated u iz & ai am nawt tryin to insult u in enny way shayp or form. Ai noe dat ai iz well-insulated … and cuddlee (wich is gud fur mah liddul gurl ‘cuz Mommies shud be cuddlee).
I unnerstand, NS. No harm, no fowl.
*wipes brow*
Phew. Ai definitlee diddint want to giv u a sadness. Iz teh pleh windy-wind gone yet?
**sigh**
Yeah, teh crazee wind gone, but teh cooler temps camed afterwurd.
Az lawng az wii stay abov freezin, I’m gud wif dat.
Teh warm temps iz just behind teh cool temps. Nawt tu wurree.
Ai usda feel sorree for kids wif teh skinnee mommehs!
Ai still duz!
POC!!! *floofy liddle kaliko runswifakwikness and takkles POC* haow yew ben?! ai keep missing yew heer! haow iz KD?!
Ohhai, uniquekitty! I keaps missin u 2! I’m gonna leeb u a msg in ur profyle…
yyayyy! *runstewluuk*
dis kitteh haz da guud life, bett himz bowlz iz fullz of gushifudz
an hiz dreemz iz full uf teh mountinz uv cheezburgurz adn katnip myc adn…
ai haz a jellus nao…
i haz da jellus tuz–specially after tuday
O haz u had an ikkee dai? ai sawee…
{{{{{3km}}}}}
iz that tu be halping?
thnx fur da {} da stuppi lektrician turned off da lectrikz in mine store tudayz tu “change out the meters” i aksidentially called himz a bumb a** cuz he waz sayin i not knowz why yu not hab lektrikz wii waz wurkin on da otter store.
aifinkso he ernd teh nu niknaym frum taht! stoopy lektrishin!
ai dint knoe they wuz handin owt teh liktrik lycenzez outta teh coyn toi masheenz…
obbiusly day r’z cuz jus talked tu da daddiz an dey still not gotz da lektrikz. lektrishin sayz 2-3 o clock den da 4 o clock now iz da 8 oclokz. i goin tu goz up dere an put minez size 5 in hiz behin
mine red hairz let mii show u itz flame
bee berry shur tu kleen teh syz 5z reely gud afterwurdz…
gud shuz is tu impurrtent tu wayst.
sooo twew
*adds a hug*
{{{{{{3km}}}}}}
Ai hoeps it getting sorted owt suun! Nawt needing tihs stuffs in yur lief, nonono! du nawt want!
Kitteh to hyoomin: Ohai, ur hoam! **flops down** Rub my belleh!
kitteh haz teh pry oriteez strayt
mai harbls needed a tan…
u mait want tu uz teh cayr taht u nawt git teh sunburnd harbls thoe…u prollee nawt want…
xtra krispi harbls berri painsful….wurs dan wet harbls on icy porch…..eazy on da harbls…..
O.o skerree fawt!
ai happee ai nawt hab anee den.
mai fren wuz fosterin a kitteh fer teh Hoomane Soseyeitee dat luuked liek dis….but him haz BLOO EYES!! her wanted mii tew adopt him, cuz her noes ai iz a sucker fer bloo eyed kittehs, butt sumwun else ‘dopted him nawtsekkund *sigh*
ooh dat bii sad i wantz tu foster fur da hooman sositi butt(hee hee) mine hubbi say nooo nooo nooo– yuz nawt gib da kittehz bak
mai fren wants mii tew help foster kittehs tew – dey just got seberal litters uf kittens and need foster hoems…but mai Unique kitteh nawt liek otter kittehs, sumtymes her nawt eben liek owr otter kitteh Tira (maibe cuz Tirakan be teh ANNOYING), ai nawt want tew maek Unique haz teh grumpee
yesss mine kittehz wuld not bii da happiz butt(hee hee) i kuld take da foster kittehz tu wurkz wif mii an maybii finded dem new forebber homez. i probably nawt wantz tu letz dem go tho
dere iz dat too…between mii and Plasticat, wii prolly wuld want tew keep ebery kitteh wii fostered… butt ai kannot tayk dem tew werk
i iz luky dat i wurkz fur mine fambly (somtimez luky) an da last tu kittehz i dopted i culdz tak tu wurkz wif mii so da wernt alone wif da big kittehz until dey were all used tu each otter an had da supervizionz
ooo luckee yew! Tira be bery soshubul, her wuld lub tew go tew werk wif mii and see awl teh peeps. ai werk in a wyre mill, nawt a gud playce fer a kitteh!
Mebbe yu cud tawk tu local sheltur… menny uv tehm needing peeps tu come in an cuddul treh kittehs an play wif tehm? Just a fought… ai cannawt bring hoem teh fostur kittehs, cause mai Loki has teh azma, an upper respratoree infekshuns be berry common in sheltur kittehs, but ai can haz cuddlings at teh hoomayn sosietee.
yesh – Plasticat and ai haz tawked abowt doin that! and fer him it wuld be “communitee serbice” fer Nat’l Honor Sositeee! iz hard rite naow tew plan nefing in advance, mai werk skedyule chanjes frekwentlee and wifowt notyce…
Jon Denver kitteh Sez “Sunshine on muh belly makes me happy…”
*wisperz*
awl teh kittehs sez that alla tym – doan let dis wun trik u intu finkin hez a faymus ded persun. hez jus tryin tu trik u intu extra gushifuds, aifinkso.
Dat’s teh same kitteh dat “burped” a couple of poasts daown.
afinkso.
you see the nuts on that cat?
Decorum pleeze Heather, thare are young peeps heer. Ise shir you mented Harballs. Oh, An yes, theys prodigious.
I fergotted to add the tung in cheek smiley on dat, I wussn’t rilly chastizing yo, just trine to be amoozing.
ur muzing? is taht lyk pondrin sumfin?
*gigglol*
mine spotti stripi kitteh jus walked across da key bordz on porpose–dat meenz i wantz gushifudz treetz NOW!! i hab ben trained well –thnx fur da funz i BBL
Ai fot ai taw a piggeh earlier todai. Aifotso ai did!
Wuz ai hallucinating?
Teh piggeh wuz yesterday, aifink.
no, GP stopped by to
establish an alibisay hiHe soarta streeked fru an waz gawn again
O Mai. Himz surtinlee iz a boikat, izzint him?!
aifinkso taht wud bee a definit Y E S!
Is there something wrong with his nuts?
Please fixed me so I can enjoy baskin in duh sun
that looks almost exactly like mai kitteh! exept my kitty has a whiter stomach! wow! awesome concidence!
Dat’s mah kitteh friend.
*sings* “… sunshine… on me harbles…. makes me happeee….”