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anai belleh dans tu
o man icanhazcoffee! Iz b drinkin da coffee rite nao as ai b commentin. concatshoelaces awn ur nawt-sekkund, wut kind uv coffee wud u liek?
congra-rats ICHcoffee!!!
fang q berry mush! aifinkso tiz mai nawtsekund nawtsekund, wif teh leed in teh e makramay eeven! ai am overkum wif teh oner uv it awl!
congrats ichc!!
wud u like some…… cawfee???
or maybe a martoonie?
fang q, butt chizmonkies up thred is bringing teh cawfee alreddee. I can haz cawfee caek tu?
cawfee caek an mebbe luvuly croissa.. crussain.. kroissan…
a mufin
ooo,mlc, yu made me lol ! (maybe croy sahnt ?) mufins iz gud, too, tho !
muffinz iz mush moar ezee tu spel! ummmm…craw sawnts mebbee?
iz no spel so gudz. mebe crass ants? mebe i looky in teh
diction.. dicshun..
i luks it up on teh intertubes. *sigh*
Did anyone notice the fail in this picture? There is someones bra
on the couch or chair behind the kitty on the left….OMG! EEEEWWWW!!
PICTURE TAKER FAIL!
iz d kitteh’s bra. thro bra, whn exotc dans. duh.
Mmmm. Ai lubs teh cawfee caek!
We can be having ar koffee tonite in honor of icanhascoffee in a Viennese cafe.
Listed below ar teh coffeez yoo can be having, awl served, as it says, awn a littlolsilber platter.
The coffee house or kaffeehaus is one of the longest standing institutions in Austria, existing since the eighteenth century. Today, coffee houses are popular for fresh brewed coffee served with Viennese pastries or as some say “the bitter with the sweet”.
Besides enjoying a great cup of coffee, you can sit and relax as long as you like, visit with friends, read newspapers, play chess or billiards.
Some of the fanciest coffees in the world are served in Austria. Coffee houses offer hundreds of variations, with additives such as chocolate, cream, honey, liqueurs, milk and whipped cream. A cup of coffee is served on a plate {usually silverplate} with a glass of water.
Here are some of the best known coffees:
Mokka: Potent black coffee, usually served with sugar.
Expresso: Black coffee made in an expresso machine.
Kapuziner: Black coffee with a few drops of cream.
Melange: Small cup of espresso and milk with froth on top.
Fiaker: Mokka laced with a bit of cognac or rum and whipped cream.
Maria Theresia: Double Mokka garnished with a bit of orange liqueur, whipped cream and chocolate flakes.
Eiskaffee: Chilled coffee, vanilla ice cream, then topped with whipped cream and chocolate flakes.
Ai think ai will hav teh Fiaker.
.
But awl ar kwite deelishus. Pleez to order enething yoo want an teh Yaslmostng wi-ll br-ing it to yoo!
Ai seed sumwun maek a choklit espresso martoonie on Food Netwerk earlier in teh week week weeeeeeek. It luuked yummeh.
extra congra-rats then! teh very nawt-sekkun nawt sekkun is speshul!!
fang q tu u awl! u ar ful uv teh awsum!
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*watches teh rats conga owt in eggzotic harem owtfits wif veils*
*gigglol*
Datz a GRATE mental pikshur!
an teh banglols awn teh frontfeet toez…
Baublols, Banglols, and Beedz?
Banglols! Fanks nao ai haz teh eerwurm.
♫ ♪
Time, time, time
See whats become of me
Time, time, time
See whats become of me
While I looked around
For my possibilities
I was so hard to please
Look around
Leaves are brown
And the sky
Is a hazy shade of winter
Concatshoelaces! Dat iz bery egg-citing!
ai lyk teh cawfee jus hawt adn blak, wif mebbee teh nip uv sumfin speshil in it
catnip and alkohol akt similr aifinkso
mebbee a drawp or tu uf teh whiskee 
Eyerish Coffee then!!
*tells teh YNG to make shure he uses teh Jamesons*
u knoe ur whiskee, aifinkso
conga rats icanhascoffee!!
fang q tu u awl! u ar ful uv teh awsum!
{{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Happy happy happy Nawt sekund nawt sekund to Icanhasacuppamud!!! I generally doa do dis becaws I finks itz undignerfied (and becawse I look redickulous doing it) but I has a happy dance fer yer akomplishmunt.
*Sashays onto de floor; nods to the band leader *
The band strikes up teh toon an singer intones:
“♪♫♪♪ Der may be trubba ahead,
but while we haff moosic and moonlight and lub and romants,
less face the moosic and dants… ♪♫♪♪”
Judson leaps into action wiff a great twirlling of his tailcoat.
footwerk so fast and fancy dat few can follow,
a leap!
he duzzn’t stick the landing!
a big slyde and a crash into the drumz,
the basplayer barely keepz his footings.
Judson stans and aknowlijse teh crowd,
“I mint to do dat, and concats to Icanhascawfee”
**clappity clappity**** *wislol wislol** **stawmp futs – wun moar (stawmp stawmp) on-core (stawmp stawmp)**
Just az guz az Fred Astaire!
*wisperz tu tabbehkitteh*
bedder aifinkso! butt den Mister Astaire haz ben teh ded fur awyl nao, so he’s nawt qwyt as graycful as he ustu bee
he myte still be bettur den me
*manages nawt tu giglol*
ai am berry onerd
*curtseez nawtso graycfulee*
ai am a maizd at ur grayc fulniss adn dignitee, judson.
ai fang q berry mush foar ur wunerful dans.
Nawt secund!! Mah new fren!!
Dat’s so…bootimuss!!!
*puts on teh golden shoos frum MJ on teh frunt feet*
*ties on teh tappy shoos frum idansdansdans on teh back feetz*
*begins too dance teh Nawt Secund Dants fur icanhascoffee*
/I’ll be needin parfaits and waffles soon to refresh me, ya’all
//juss sayin’
how bout a wafful parfait??
*brings owt majikal concoshon of a parfait in a real wafful cone*
*xcept not hard and crunchee, but still sawft and sweet and waffullee*
let me know how u liek that kafleen!
if its gud, maybe we can get it on teh menu at Cheez.
*heds to bed*
nite all!
O fank q kafleen! it iz beeytimus adn ai hadda dans dun speshul fur mee bie teh Judson adn he wuz veeeery graycful adn nao u r duin anuver speshul dans fur mee adn teh sillybrayshuns haz teh wundermus! ai am awl blushed adn flusterd adn evreefing nao
Tayks it awf. Tayks it AWL awf!
Itz liek Nala’s “come hither” luuk in Teh Lion King.
ai still liek tu watch taht muvee! mai kiddies are mush mush tu owld tu watch it, an laff at me butt ai doan kaer!
ai still luv teh animated movies! I’m planning to see teh new pixar wun
aifinkso it wilbe a gud wun!
Dere iz no such fing az “tu owld tu watch” Diznee mooveez!!!
…
Dis coming frum a kitteh who vizits Dizneeland ebbree fyoo week week weeeeeks an who iz goin to Dizneewhirled in less den a munf.
ai haz a jelus! ai haz onlee bin wunc tu Dizneewhirld. ai wud lub tu go agin sumdai wen ai haz teh munnees *sigh*
Ai hazzint bin to Dizneewhirled sinse 1984. We iz only abowt 60 miles away frum Dizneeland & we haz teh annual passes so we goez a lot. It rocks!
ai am nawt ennewer neer dat clows tu eever uf tehm…ai libz inna midlol
between tehm, in teh Mizzuree. oh well *sighz agin*
I lubz allah dem Dizney moobies even tho ole Walt wuz a very unpleasant fellow. I wood gib annyting I had to got my hans onna copy ob ‘Song Of the South’, it had some great moosic but it wus nawt, um very ‘diverse’. Huck Finn wuzzn’t too diverse eever an you kin still git a copy of dat though.
yes, aifinkso its nawt, um, politiklee currekt, at awl. twuz verree diffrent tymz.
Ai dreem ub Jeannie!
wif teh big bloo eiz
adn teh lite gray hares
Cud dis be owr berree own Princess Mu???
Purrhaps yu iz ryte…. Iz lublee enuff, aifinkso!
We ar lukkee indeed to hav such a prittee princess an such a magnifscent cween, aifinkso!
Ohai, Janet!
Yew iz bak to 4 kittehs? Did teh fiff wun go bak hoam?
we’ze awlso purty mush blest to hab a high borned Lady Janet to fill the voids left by the royalty, ders a differmintz between Royalty and Hi Society.
Iz dropped too menny dollerz awn da exotic kittehs
knotty knotty…
Wares the Money? I spent most ob it on wimmens, gamblin, an booze. The rest of wuz wasted.
awn sillee fings lyk fuds adn morgedgez, ryt?
da ize habz it
cuz teh neighz awl be inna pastur wif teh horsies
neighz adn pastur ftw, icanhazcawfee! adn concats foar teh tawp ub lanyurd.
fang q – ai am tiklold and happytail tu
LOL!!! Ai think yur grate nawt sekond noawt seko=nd haz maed yoo a bi-t
It’z awlwaiz a b-ig thrill!
giddee.
u beez da sharpist nife in da dwarz tunite
hehe – gud wun ichc! took mii a minnit tew geddit – mai stoopy, let mii show yew it!
*wisperz tu uk* sokai. ai nawt tell ennewun. it bee ower littlol sekrit.
ai haz a reel ornery streek sumtymz…
mai smarta**edness – let me show u it
Florence uv Arabia?
@@@@@@!!! Guud one nightshayed!!!
*grins* Fanks!
How is you tonite?
Nawt bad, fanks! Still haz a kuppul howrs uv werk left — but ai akshullee haz stuff to do so ai won’t get board. How iz u tonite, KK4?
I doin good! I bin tryin tu be good wifey lately an not play on compooter all da time wen husbin get home from works…..;(
LOL – mah huzbin is moast lieklee playin video gaems rite nao!
*sigh* Mai husbin don unnerstand computers, I needs to find him a hobby!! Him fishes, but him need sumfin to do in da house!!
Teech him tu ti flies. Can du dat inna haws adn taek teh tied up fly fishing wif him when hez dun.
Hao duz teh flies feel bowt being tied up?
I finks sum of dem likes it a lot!!
*snerk*
Insekts in Bondage?
*snerk*
*finks eebil fawts*
Duz we needing tu go tu NB if teh ebil forts being abowt insekt bondij?
Onlee if U wantz teh bideo.
FTW!!! I nebber fly fished…look like a hole bunch of line tu keeps untanglold!
Teh flies prefers iffen yo ties dem up wif old silk ties and jest aroung the wrists pleese…… Oh…. Wait… whut? I guess I’wl be inna NB iffen anywun is lookin
Fly fishin is wunnerfulls but it do take moar pwactice and study. Iffen yo need a fish fer dinner den use a spinnin reel anna Mepps, iffen yer looking to waste seberal hours and nawt play golf, fly fishin is the bomb.
I lubs tu fish! We mainly fishes for bass, crappie an stripers. In da summer we goes out an fish fur halibut, *insert just fur da halibut joke here* Dat da kind of fishin I likes da best.
kk4, ai am wif u derr wif teh bass and teh crappie, yes yes!
ai reely (*snerk* reel-y) lubs teh fishing tu! ai goez owt az
soon
as teh waterz bee unfreezded enuff awn teh lolcal pondz!
kitteh has my glittur i-lashes on!
and pritte eyes dey r…
Ketteh is so mesterious
Hay, wut’s dat awn teh left of teh pik? Unnerwares?
Is plastic bag? Look liek strap or sumfin der..
Iz an unnerwyre brassiere in classic wite, aifinsko.
ai wudden’t knoez annefink abowt dat…butt aifinkso……
unleezz itz a canvazz bag…..nawt shur tho…
Draconic Kitteh, I knows yer nawt an owld fart lyke me so I feels kompelled to share some troofs wiff yew. Um, ders a big differmintz between canvazz bag an brazziere. Canvass bags is easier to undo wiff one hand.
:snerk snerk snerk:
ahem…
an teh canvass bag iz muchmoar cumfertabul in prawper oprayshun tahn teh unnerwyrz! ai knoez deez fings….
ai’z ownlee gowink frum wut itt lukkz liek tew meh……ai wudden’t knoez……
shakira kitteh performs: ojos así
Shakira, awlso eggzotic an graysful, yep yep!!!
Kitteh is dancin to veil nummer wun, six moar to go.
Im in ur skarf–
How I get out?
@@@@@ tahts a gud wun @@@@@
Tee hee
Iz rhsb making anuddur instukshunal bideo?
LOL!
ohz i hopez not da hairz was a flamin–CC only nowz wat kinda instukshunal bideo it wud bii
Yesh, as a maddof fack, I am.
Teh taypin will be clozed set, eggsept foar a few inbited guests.
Dose who wanna be inbited, plz to let me kno an I will considur u. Awl
begging, groveling, pleadingrequests will be reviewed an desyded upon at a laytur date.i nawt tinkz i wantz tu apply i nowz da plotz ob da angri red heed…painz sufferingz bleedingz..deeth..um i am bery buzy cannot bii there
Iz foar my nexst pole-dansin instruckshunal bideo!
U nawt wanna lern hao to do it, an thrill ur huzbin/boifren?
ifn i haz tu were da little spakly tini suitz den it will bii like i said painz sufferingz and bleedingz ..only fur da vewerz
**whispurrs** I nawt ware fongs.
I has spended 40+ yeers keepin stuff OWT of sertin playses an nawt gonna ware sumfin dat iz gonna end up dere, kwim?
mai fawts xaktlee!
Haz ennywun seed LCB? Ai hazzint seed hur today.
…
U noez. Becuz she duzzint haz ennyfing beddur to do wif hur tiem den hang owt heer.
…
Srsly tho – ai miss dat theeving liddul kitteh!
I havent been on in the morning lately (snooz button is my friend!)
maybee if we put out something shinee?
*cazualee drapes a sparklee bracelet ober teh arm uv teh chare*
*skamperz in an grabz da sparklie thingin in da moufz,and runz off tu mine lair tu playz wif it*
Nuuuuuuooooooooh! Datz fur LCB to come play wif!!!!
Yew kin play wiffit heer, plz? Den leev it on teh chare wen yer dun so LCB will majiklee appeer?
*slinkz in an putz bak on da chair gibz ns da kitteh sorriez lukz slinkz out tu go an hidez in sekret plase*
Come bak, 3KM!!! Itz ok to play wif arownd heer — just donut want it gettin losted in a sekret lair.
*powns awn 3km. b4 hurz can slink awai*
Ohai. Wunt sum cuckies?
* offurs teh 3km sum sordid cuckees *
cukeez? oh yumz i lub da cukeez, but nawt da wonz on da lappity top
*magically appeers*
LCB!!! Hao yew iz??? Yew haz bin mist!!!
I has been mist? That would splain teh mildews.
I has been havening grate big bizzies at teh werks and this leeves me vry tired at the nighttimes, so I doesn’t has teh energies to play. So if u guise would just mail me ur valyoobuls for teh next little whiles, I would appreciate it.
I does has a long weekent coming up, so I might has some times to catch up.
Whut has been going on around here?
Dere iz plans apaw fur a Cheezland restaurant. Princessmu majiklee bilded teh shiny chrome bilding. She & Maus iz coming up wif teh menus. Wun menu downstairs at “Cheez” (appetizers & tea & such) & a dinner menu at NOM wich iz upstairs. Maus will maek a nownsmint abowt it soon.
…
Um … dere iz snoesumfing bilding goin on down teh fred.
…
Beyond dat, ai duzzint noe. Hao iz Esme? Ai wuz worried abowt hur wen yew wuzzint heer. *sniff*
Restrunts sound eggsiting. I could mabye run teh hat and coat
riflingcheck?Esme is teh ok. Losing waits but still demanding her dinner, so we hasn’t gived up on her yet. And donot worries: if something happened to her I would let u guise know. U was all here for me when I losed my Jethro last year.
{{{{{LCB & Esme & Liam}}}}}
Itz abowt tiem fur meh to go hoam. Plz to pop in at leest fur a minnit or two tomorrow so we duzzint worree!
I will try but I cannot promise. Did I mention teh wikked bad crazyness bizzy?
I haz tree outta four ub dem fings.
*hugs kafleen, shares a can of french fried onyons*
oboi! a restrawnt!
Ai wuz finking teh sayme fing, ai haz nawt seen LCB in a lawt ov wyles!
Wear are yew, deer LCB?
**maykes a trail ov sparklee fings**
** Ties teh fishing string awn teh sparklee fings and awn PHs tail. **
Der Naow teh sparklees nawt run awf wifout U PH.
**finks tew self, dat WRr iz berry wyze**
Ofankz WRr, ai did nawt fink ov dat!
Iz nawt tu tite? U can still fly ok?
**inspects fishin lyne*** Nose, seems fyn……ONOSE!! Did yew make a NAWT? Odeer Odeer Odder. ***payces, rings wings*** Hao will ai eber git dis awf?
Ai maded teh slippee nawt. Shud just slips rite awf when U relaks.
**Luuks at nawt wif a suzpishun** Yew is teh boi scowt? Yew hab ‘nawt’ badj?
Shows teh nawt badj tu PH. Ai halped mai sistur git hur GS Nawt badj tu.
Wow, WRr, yew dah bomb. Sew fankyew fur fikksin dat fishing line fur me!!
**jist lubs a man hoo helpz hiz sistur**
WRr, I am truly sorry and embarrassed about my comment below. Believe it or not, I really did not intend to post that comment. I was just sort of typing my thoughts. This was in no way directed at you. I apologize.
Iz okai. ebery peep needz tu haz a plais tu vent wunce in a while. Aiz flattured U felt U culd vent tu me.
An obveezlee yew donawt no me tew well, oar yew wud know dat AI NEBBER RELAKS! Ai hab a tee najur hoo dribs a car, an ai am trai ing tew figger owt hoa tew git hur tu collij wifowt goin broke, an ai hab a pleh pleh pleh jawb, wish ai want to leeb an mayke moar munnies but dat wud be dum in desse ekkoonomic tymes, an mai dadcat is teh sik alla tyme, an an an an ….. big deep breffs, big deep breffs…… Nebber mynd, we will figgur it owt. {{{WRr}}}
Osawree, ai didnawt meen to hit ‘add comment’ fur dat commint. Eggsept fur the {{{WRr}} part.
*jentlee pets PH’s hed & smoovz hur fevvurz*
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**taeks teh string ub shinee fings of ub ph**
dat’s a hole lot for wun parrot to deelz wif
**gives parrothead a box contayning elebenty shinee fings ub her berry own teh play wif, a GPs wif EFAATL & RCBS (Extremely Fast and Accurate Teen Locater & Remote Car-Braking System), a lidlol parrothead angel to sit own dadcat’s shoulder to keepz care ub him, elebenty-thousand dollar skoolership to kolij, adn hur own window offis in teh jawb ub her choice wif a big celery**
shinee? ware?
Thanks guise. Ai am berry berry embarrassed. Aifinkso ai am gonna be a lurkur foar a wile.
No reezin to be embarrassed, PH! Ebbreewun hasta vent sumtiemz & yew diddint say/reveel ennyfing disturbing … donut worree!!!
*givs PH sum crakkers*
*jentlee pets ph’s hed & smoovs hur fevvurs agin*
{{{{{parrothead}}}}}
NS is teh right! Pleez to not be worrying oar hiding. Ai wuz just finking today wut nice addishun yu is to teh cheezpeeps’ conversation. Alsew, wen tiems is tuff is teh bestest tiem to visit Cheezland. Yew can play adn hab fun adn vent wen yu needz to. Ai wudn’t wants yu to miss teh fun!! SRSLY!
omai ph, u duzzint hasta haz an emberrus! ai wuz grumpin heer
jus yesserday abow mai libz-wif-us-adn-nebber-gowin-away SIL
adn hadda reel grumpee adn evreebuddee heer halped mee feel
teh beddrer. an ai haz teh teenayj dribin fing adn teh pleh pleh pleh
nawt-job ryt nao, adn ai betcha a lawt uv us heer knoe xaktlee
haow impurrtent it iz tu haztu hab a venting nao adn agen…
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Ohai PH — didja see teh recipe on last nite’s last fred?
Ai did, fank yew bery mush! Ai tried tu fank yew awn dat fred, an awn wun tudai, butt (hehe) WP duznawt lyke me laytlee. Ai wuz gonna akz yew, hab yew ebber tried it wif the pre-shreddid cabbij, dat iz, coleslaw micks? Mai lazee, let me show yew it!
Dat wud werk just fine! Ai hazzint dun dat salad wif teh pre-shredded, but ai haz dun coleslaw wiffit. Prittee shur dere iz no diffrence.
Kewl, ai hab sum leftidobur (still gud) pre-shreddid. Ai will trai it (haff badsh) an let yew know. Fankees agin!
Yew dewnawt spose that liddlol guiness piggeh lefd hur at the bank robburee, um, ai meen, the cawfee shawp, dew you?
Ai haz no ideeyuh.
*contimplaytes wevver tu moov teh loki-beest sleeping awn ryte hand an arm, oar just type slow wif left hand*
pleez not tu bii mooving da beest–youz nowz da truble will bii following da luk datz bii kauzing tu gilt and den da walking across of da key bordz and den da konstant hed nudging tu distrakt u fur waking da beest
Iz tru… slo typing an arm going asleep be nuffing negst tu kitteh gilt-trips an fings! an him so berry kyoot… ai lying awn tummy awn bed, an him be curled up unner mai chin/tween mai arms/gainst mai chest whyle ai typing awn lappytop. Him nawt been a lil kitten fur ober a decayde, but him still finks him iz!
.
Well trayned, ai iz it!
*kwietlee applauds PK*
U iz a gud kitteh mommeh!!!
dat soundz terrible uncomfi fur yuz, but i noez how it iz. i haz da mainly coonz dat likez tu sleep wif him bodi onz mine armz and himz head unner mine chinz. not so great fur da hoomanz but bery gud fur da kittehz
Ripper always bite my arm til I pik him up den him lay over mai shoulder an purr wen ai on computer. I has to holds him up wif one hand an type wif other one!
i amz gettin da lukz frum mine bengel mix rite now, playz wif mii momma iz wat it is sayin. her wantz tu play da chasing gamez. howeber i am awlayz da wun biing chased
*nod* ai awlwayz is suprizing peeps wif hao fast ai can type wif just ryte hand… befoar ai had lappytop, loki yoost tu sleep in teh crook uv left arm wif hed awn sholder whyle ai was awn pewter
Iz mazing what we go fru tu keep frum disturbing teh kittehs! (Ai reeded tehse commints tu bf an him says, “yep, yu iz where yu belonging!”)
Ai iz free nao… Trick waz lying neerby an him turnd self intu pretzel an grabbed Loki’s tayl an Loki gotted up tu hedbat Trick. LOL
lol!
Datz a gud trik!
prolly sayfr tu typ reely slow wif left hand, aifinkso
Type slow wif left hand, aifinkso. *nod*
tyep wif yur left hand…iz nawt werth moovink yur hand….
*UK wander non chalantlee arownd teh ruum wif her paws behind her bakk, still holding teh snoebawls she brotted tew teh last lol.* wunder weer Draconis Kitteh iz? gess ai haz tew du sumfing wif dem b4 dey melts…
*wisperz tu uk* u iz drippin a trayl behin u…
*nonchalantly follows UK wif a shamWOW*
*wissuls az she mops up teh floor*
…
Nuffin to see heer, DK. Nuffin to see heer.
*shrugz* nkai den…..
*appeerz* ohai…iz yoo askin fur meh?
nnkai den, ai’s heer…wut arre yur othur tew wishes?
ohai Draconic Kitteh! ai wuz luuking fer yew…yew alwais sai yew liek snoe, butt dosen’t get ne, sew ai brotted yew sum! *UK frows boff snoebawls at DK* splat, splat! *runsawaiwifakwikness tew get more snoebawls*
Ai will be there wif teh shamWOW in a liddul wile … wen u iz teh finisht.
*turns and frows snoebawl at NS*
*jumpz upp adn interseptz teh snoebawlz*
Hmph!
butt dis snoe maiks such GUD snoebawls!! ai culdn’t hep maiseff! *starts frowing snoebawls at nefing taht moves*
*staez beree, beree stillz* *wun skael fawlz daown*
Gets awot teh badkitteh rakket and whacks teh snoebawls bak at UK. dis iz teh fun!!!
*staez ebben moar stillz*
*too skaelz fawl tew teh grownd*
*frows snoebawls at DK eben tho he iznt mobing – iz hard tew miss a dragon!*
*iz hitt bai teh snoebawlz wen ai wuz nawt lukkink*
*fwree skaelz fawl awff, awl teh othurr skaelz suddenlee turnz whyet*
*lukkz arownd* ware did ai goez?
*frows snoebawls weer DK wuz a minnit ago*
*snoebawlz miss, den sumhao turn afownd adn splat UK inn teh faes*
woo hoo dis iz fun!!
aktchuallee…ai dunnoez waer ai iz……ai nawt can see maisalf!
hey, kool! weer yew get dat rakket?! ai kan haz wun, tew?
Iz frum teh tybooteek. Dey haz mennee syles adn culurs tu chuuz frum. Ai haz teh tigger stryped wun.
Dey haz teh gingur, BC, meezer and Maine coon tu.
ooo – duz dey hab a kaliko wun?
Aifinkso, if nawt dey will ordur it for U.
*iz nokked obbar bai snoebawlz*
oof!
*halps DK up*
Yew sayved meh!!!
*bowz* yur welcom….
come on owtsyde and plai, DK! dis snow maiks rillee gud snoebawls! or culd build snoemans…
hoorai! yoo knoez…ai aktchuallee nawt has ebburr maed a snoemann in mai lief…….
weerd, huh?
aawww – come awn, den! wii kan maik a snoeman, or snoekitteh, or wuteber! mai exhubbeh and ai wunce mayde a hyuj snoe uni korn. *grabs DK’s skalee paw wif her floofy wite wun and dey run owtsyde tew build a snoe….sumfing!* don’t ferget yer glubs, DK!
Oooh – ai kin halp? Snoeballz nawt rillee mah fing — but it wud be fun to bild a snoe sumfing, aifinkso!
*grabs hur glubs*
*grabs NS’s paw wif her otter paw* lets go! wii kan build lawts uf difrunt fings, wuteber yew guis want tew do! mai exMIL hayted kittehs – ai wanted tew build an army uf snoekittehs in her yard – stoopy hubbeh(naow EX) wuldn’t let mi!
lol!!! armee ob snoekittehs! dat iz WIN!
*triez tew maek a snoekitteh, it fawlz apartz* awww……….
*triez again, it fawz apart* drat….
*triez yet agen, it faelz* WAI!!
Snoekittehs, it iz! Mebbe a snoeotter or two awlso?
okai!
*mai wite skaelee paw iz grabbed**iz draggggededed owt*
ai’z a dragon…ai nawt niidz glubz….
r yu a genee dragun nao?
maebee…
naw…ai’z jk…
*tremblols* iz……berre sedukktib, aifinkso…….adn………..iz……
*iz trappeded beetweeeen teh desishun ob runnink awai, adn runnink tuwardz kitteh*
Is bedder than seducing wifout her eyes, aifinkso!!
aifink teh floofy belleh she iz hydin wud bee moar danjrus…
pawsiblee……….bofe arre, aifinkso…
bai teh wai, gud jawb att winnink teh ranDUM mowmint swiipstaekz! ai wroteded yoo a messidj awn yur profyle…
omai! ai didunt knoe! ai fang q tehn!
oooh oooh, ai gawta goe – mai teebee show taht ai am addikted tuis awn – ai beebak layter…
okai den…
*heddesk*
Ow.
Iz teh danse of teh elebenty vailz?
and den the stories of 1001 nights
hmmm…….heehee….
I”m balansin my chekbuuk an teh way iz luukin rite nao, I mite hasta go to amacher nite at teh lokal “gennelmens” club an try to make sum munnies.
Ai heerz pole-dansin iz grate exercise. Yew kud kill 2 burdz wif 1 dans.
Depenz on wat pole u yoose.
*snerk* LOL!
*snerk* *nawt shur wethur izza gud fing oar nawt dat ai’z nawt owld enuff tew goez tew wun ob doze clubz*
ohai! ai will bee bak layter – ai ahz an adiktshun tu a teebee shoe an ai haz tu getmai fix nao…
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*dashez owt wifaqwikness*
Ai will be watchin Survivor, den CSI, den ER laytur — ai unnerstands!
Ohai, ai am bak frum mai teebeeshow addikshun fix fur tunyt. ai wacheded teh tu hower speshul Greyz Anatomee/Pryvit Praktic teebee show anai gabe teh insyd watr bowlz teh bafs so tehy haz the cleen, anai remoovd wun taht mai wun nurotik kitteh suddnlee finks is eebil…she nawt telld me wie teh bowl iz teh eebil nao. teh uvver kittehs nawt fink it iz eebil *shrugz*
Yur habbin kwite a producktive day — adn wif a nawt-sekund, too! Conga-rats!
Ebil watr bowlz? Poor sensitive kitteh! Poor mom of sensitive kitteh, tu.
Fang q, tk! ai nawt knoe how teh bowl suddnlee bekaym ebil. awl ai know is teh nurotik kitteh awluvasuddin karefullee watchez teh bowl tehn dashez passed it qwikqwik. *shrugz* aifinkso mebbee she bumpded it wyl dashinfrutehhaus adn gotted wet, nao nawt trust it? iz gud fing derr wuz tu uvver watrbowls! ai gawn try diffrint bowl in dat spawt an put dat bowl in anuver spawt an see if it iz teh bowl oar teh spawt that is ebil.
*skratchez hed oaver Miss Turreez ov kitteh myndz*
hai rhsb!
i iz a new cheezpeep
how iz u doin?
Ohai, Anonymouskitteh!
Welcome to Cheezland!
Welcome, gnu cheezfrend! Dere’s fresh coffee availolble frum the sillybrations up the thred. Wuds yew be liking sum?
‘Nyte, guis! Tiem fur me tu get awf pewter fur nao! Ai seez yu tumorro! Hedbonks tu awl!
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‘Nite, PK!
Sweet dreemz, my bizzee fren.
gud nite, PK!
Ni-ni, PK! Sleep well!
WRr – Iz u heer? Oar duz u has a bizee?
I don haz ah bizee
noar duz ai…
Ai iz in and aout. Haz a buzzee den a nawt buzzee. nawt can maek a schedule uf dem, dey tri tu sprize meh.
Yoo iz gonna has a messidj inna minnit. (Assoomin dat WP cooperates wif me.)
Replied tu. U can shred teh messij when U R dun pls?
I did.
Ai shredz it fur yuz. Ai uez biiiiiig boom ting. Wat du doez hoominz call it? Nuek? Ya. Datz it.
Yuz iz gunna haz ah big boomz inaminut. If ai kan git teh butin tu wurkz. Boom tingz neber wurk wen u wantz dem tu.
Izzzit gonna match teh beeg boomin goin awn in my hed alreddy?
**holds hed**
OOowwww….
*snicker*
*EVIL LAUGH*
yoo hit rong butten…teh butten fur hur hedhaekz izza different wun……dat wun iz moar hidden…yoo hitt teh butten fur mai epik splortz……dat aktchualle iz moar daynjuruzz….
noez….teh big boomz butten aktibaetz teh reeleese ob lawtz ob kyoot piktchurz……
it aktibaeteded……..ai splorteded……a littlol halp plz?
Halp is coming down teh fred!
Besydes, I gots enuff stuff brakin wifowt boomin buttins!
It began wif teh rowter. Den, my pyooter. Nao, iz my printer an teh DVD playur. Dey iz bofe awn strike, I finkso.
Wut izzit wif my lektroniks latelee? Mebbe dey need teh exorsist oar sumfin?
Yur puter haz contracted basement cat virus. Must be manually removed.
*Sees Basement Cat sitting on the computer*
wut iz borked wif yur rowturr, pyootur, printurr adn dee-vee-dee playurr?
*spinz propellurr awn GH(wpoi)*
Ai wundur wut dis litel ting doz.
*Presez teh big boomz butten*
big boomz butten? oh noez! wai did yoo prezz dat? Noez!!!!!!
*butten akktibaetz supurr-kyoot piktchurz, wich hang daown in frunt ob mai faes*
*gulp* nawt…..agen…………*traiez tew howld awn tew CHRG, fayulz*
*SPLORT!!!!*
Muhahahahahah! My ebil plan iz 7% cumpleat!!!!!!
noez….mai splortz iz moar liek 75 purrsent compleet…..ebben tho ai splort eezilee….teh splortz arre hyooje, sparklee adn moolteecullurred….adn…..did ai menshun dat dey goez liek, /ebberewarez/?
Hay, I kud yoose ur serbises.
Yoo see, dere wuz dis bad gui dat I hadda tawlk to onna fone 2day. Himz gotted berry nastee wif me an started yellin. I nawt kud get a werd in edjwyse.
I transferred him to my stoopyvisor, who had teh sayme problem.
Hur transferred him to hur stoopyvisor, teh Sergeant, who ended up hangin up awn him.
So, wanna werk togedder? :ebil grin:
*gulpies*
Noet tew selfs: Nawt tew maek rhsb madd……
Smart move, DK!
heh…..ai sortaa has intewishun…adn itz tellink meh tew tred caerflolee heer….
Didja get teh bad guiz nayme? Duz yew haz himz address? Yew kud fill owt magazine subskripshun cards wif himz info on dem — prefurrrrablee horrid magazines.
Him iz criminlol. I kno EBERYFING!
I has akksess to sum berry sensitib informayshun at werk. My finnerprints iz awn fyle wif teh FBI, cuz I gotted trayned to yoose dere database.
Dere iz law enforsemint sayin, “In CC wii trust. All others wii run frew NCIC.”
U! Nawt get teh wurd in!!! U musta bited Ur tong onna fuw wurdz U nawt can sez at wurks.
** gets teh icee drink tu sooth teh redhed’s tong **
U wantz teh stawberris in Ur blended margarita?
Surez. butz first mah ebil plan must pwevael. Sumthin tu speed it ahp? SUEPIR CATTANK NUEK ATTAK!!
WEE-eep! WEE-eep! WE-eep! Makes weigh fur teh CCC!
**Sweepity, sweepity, sweeps up awl the miscelaneous brainz in teh area**
**Splishity splashity rinses teh brainz wif sparklee water**
**sorts out teh brainz**
**packs teh brainz neetly in teh brainz cabitee**
**wrappity, wrapity wif teh shiney green ducky tape dat luks liek draggin’s scales**
**applies CHRG (wdoi)**
**tucks DK into sawftee chair wif blanket wif a cheezpeeps map on it**
**hands DK a mug ob hawt chokklit**
aktchuallee, mai skaelz jusst turneded wite…..awltho, ai has tew sai dat teh green ducky taep lukkz gud agenst teh wite bakkgrownd…..
*sipz hawt chokklit, snorglols intew blankie, adn taekza nap*
**whispurrz* Uh, ai missed dat lidlol dee-tail.
**louder**
Yes, DK, green and wite is teh latest fing fur mens dese days…ai saw it awn teh show, “Wut Yew Better Nawt Wear.” Adn wen yer skaelz turn bak tu green, yew’ll have a mice monchromatic menswear luk for home adn office. Grate for spring!
Okay frenz, I’m gonna shut down mahm’s pyooter an go see ifn mien iz gonna cooperayte.
Hopefullee, I be awn in a few minnits. BUTT, dere iz teh chanse it nawt werk an I nawt be awn ennymoar tonite.
**gavvers stuff outta mahm’s office, grabs glass of tea an heds upstayres**
hoepz yur pyooturr werkz soon!
**comes bak in **
Okay, teh pyooter is werkin, but I finkso I’m goin to bed. My hed hurts an I hassa tyred.
G’nite/moarnin/afturnoon!
**Schmooz too awl**
hoorai! yur pyootur’z werking!!!!
okai den, gud nite!
wate…shez a spy!!!
We blown ur covur, Mata Kitteh…
or Kitteh Hari, whoever u ares…
She had me at “oh, hai!”
Izzit a baaad sign wen ai startz tawlkin lolspeek in Afrikaans wyle feedin teh street-kittehs??? Ai haz a wurried!!!
iz badz wen iz ritten up da job invelop an startz wif da cheez spellin same wif da textin tu mine sun
Lolspeek is teh nu Esperanto!!! Aifinkso.
Ohai, AfriCat! Lub ub kittehs will unificate teh wurld, aifinsko!
ai haz had teh lolspeek in teh emayo messij answerin maisefl! Ai wud bee typin adn notis ai had typded a hoal sentinc oar tu in lolspeek, an haffa bak up an start over in teh “English”
leest ai hazzint ritten a hoal messij in teh lolspeek and sended it taht wai – yet…
nawt taht ai wuz ansserin maiself in teh emayo…but ai du anser maisef sumtiemz wen ai tawk tu maisef *snerk*
noe, reely, aim fyn…
reely…
tiems teh lay off teh coffee, ichc!
prawblem iz, ai am dis goofie an ai hazzent had teh cawfee foar ober twelb howers nao…
aiz jes normlee dis weerd
butt (teehee) ai iz awlso berry harmless – ai nawt biet aneewun foar …um, dayz naow
Yew also haz a multi-lingual. Ai haz an impressed!
O noe, yu shud see sum ov teh otter peeps hoo speeks teh tree, fore, fife,!!! otter langgwidges!!!!! Ai ownlee has teh Afrikaans, Engleesh, ein bischen Deutsch, an enuf tu sai Ohai! in Arabic, Chinese, an Zulu!
awbutt u shuld still haz teh prowd! moast uv us tuk teh foren langwidg in teh skool tehn prawmptlee forgotted it ryt afterwerds. The oanlee uvver langwidgz ai knoe nao bee sum uv teh ASL (sign language) an a bitty bit of teh Spanish
URL: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290
Well, g’nite awl – ai must save the werld in mai myspace apps adn tehn cawl it a nyt. Drawp me a lyn aneetym!
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Gud nite!!! {{{{{ichc}}}}}
princess Romy!
http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Willy_Fog/Willy_Fog032.jpg
y pikshure not changin?!?!?